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Sometimes the journey to hell, was the bad bitches we murdered in our attempts to get to heaven.

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Gotta be honest love the slow blink response. I think i probably would of attempted to do much the same only blinking out of sequence. Left eye slow blinks, then right eye slow blinks.

When I get too tired I forget to run my People scripts and I just stare at things.

We're at breakfast and I was watching my betrothed eat and they said, "You've got that wide unblinking autistic vibe right now. You might unsettle the populace."

I waited for them to look up before slowly and deliberately blinking and they commented, "Not any better."

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Guys I'm screaming its been up there for less than 24 hours

Its gaining like 500 streams every time I check. This might actually chart in Australia at this rate 💀

Any profits are gonna go to an LGBT charity because the last thing the gay world needs more of rn is capitalism.

Link if you wanna help spotify it to the stars.

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I'd say an arctic fox, they feel more magical and hunt by sound as well

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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Typical cat behavior

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Probably could have stood to include a bit on where weapons are effective too.

For instance a full length sword becomes far more unwieldy, if you are in a bar room brawl. Especially weapon s that are made purely for stabbing with no real edge

When does punchy punchy beat stabby stabby?

(Other than rock paper scissors)

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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

How I made this: https://youtu.be/UyqbPF5IN54

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"Eh, it's a living"

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i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

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GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

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Ah that was your handiwork? Very well done. The level of interblog violence that caused was beautiful to behold. Of course if it stayed a feature, it would be a feature only for tumblr premiums.

Honestly making a premium level designed around the features we use as tumblr's PVP would probably make the company the most money they would get out of premium.

My favorite bug I’ve ever produced was when I changed something about how Tumblr shortcuts worked and made it so if you used the reblog shortcut while browsing your timeline, it would repeatedly reblog things several times per second if you kept the key pressed.

We should have left the reblog railgun as a feature.

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It's not true, but the reality that soo many people assumed it was real if sarcastic and had that exact same response says just.... so much don't it?

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Still one of the best blogs on this, hellsite

While I'm posting here and no longer under any obligation to rep the company, I might as well share this incredibly funny story from behind the scenes that I don't think ever got out: Due to the constant problems we had around "The Chaser" being also a name of a sex thing online (you would not BELIEVE the kind of confused fan mail I had to sort through), in 2019 we had very seriously planned to rebrand our online channels.

After a laborious process whittling down hundreds of potential names we settled on another alcohol related term, a popular Australian slang term for wine, as we thought that was in the spirit of "The Chaser" but also uniquely Australian.

Literally the only reason we didn't end up rebranding was the whole company fell into an omnishambles in 2020, and we were all too busy both figuratively and literally putting out fires to even think about doing a full company rebrand.

And that, my friends, is how The Chaser through sheer dumb luck, managed to avoid what would have gone down as possibly one of the worst company rebrands in the history of everything, when that same name came to mean something else VERY different a few years later: