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Yup that's pretty fuckin dumb... please Mathew, inform us how all the employees of am track being Dutch or Italian would allow them to magically force Norfolk Southern to let Amtrack go first on the tracks Borfolk southern owns and hurt their bottom line.

I gotta say, if you think that firing everyone at amtrak and replacing them with Europeans will fix the issues, you're kinda stupid

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Were still claiming Bush beat Gore despite all the evidence that Republicans did infact, actually steal that election.

Mmkay

The predictive nature of this poll is pretty remarkable. The children of America have their finger on the pulse

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Me at the reveal: "Not bad, but the eyes kinda let it down they need to gl-"

The lights go out: "-ow.... never mind"

optimus prime

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That is anything but a common human. That is a very rare human.

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

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Okay but question... is it any good?

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

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But but, compiling the traditional stories of all the people that were here and comparing and contrasting it with tge remaining archeological record is HAAAARD and would require looking directly at how much damage was done to both oral and written/recorded history of these people's by groups i identify with!!!!

So fuck that imma just transpose Europe onto the America's and pretend these cultures either don't exist or didn't matter.

Colonial white supremacy makes you legitimately incapable of studying history and archaeology in and of itself.

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Would be wild if this were the start of a new green Sahara

where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this

(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)

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my neighbors was a cop. He has since retired or i guess technically quit, he hopped around in his career quite a bit because he refused to be that guy, and when a captain or whoever tried to force him to be that guy he would quit. One of the few that wanted to change things from the inside and didn't get killed for it. Put 10 years in and was genuinely a nice guy, now he's school security. Guess he ran out of places to go to continue trying to do good in that job.

I've asked him about this kind of situation before. His response was something along the lines of. "If it's public property like a park bench, I'd check on them, ask them if they would like assistance to a shelter. If they decline, I'd leave them be. Private property is another story. I'd help them gather their stuff and bring them to a shelter." And like yeah... that seems reasonable.

I always argue, you should always EXPECT a cop to be a bastard. Go into a situation, knowing the ways they can use that power, But always judge a person as an individual.

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... I'm going to say. "Queen-of-no-hearts" would be the most fitting opposite which is also a name i can ABSOLUTELY dig

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“Well what is Israel supposed to do when they get hit with rockets?”

‘Well what was Jeffrey Dahmer supposed to do when the guy he drugged woke up and started freaking out?”

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Surely this won't become a problem

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I think a irritated and aggressive GM is the scariest thing in the forest

Creepy things that could be in the forest

HOLY SHIT! TREES!

The creepy fair-folk elves from medieval folklore...are on holiday at the moment, so you've got Santa's Christmas elves trying their best to sub in.

Abandoned cabin haunted by the ghost of another, more abandoned cabin.

Various adorable animals working together to use a shotgun.

Non-ancient cult to a non-ancient horror. They were founded last week and their primordial god is a month old. You're actually their first human sacrifice, please say if you have any constructive criticism :)

Talking crows who have been on some very dodgy message boards lately. They're not dangerous but they're very problematic.

Legolas but he's done snapped

Very generic slasher who's fully aware that this is one of his late-franchise box office bombs. He's still gonna come after you with a machete, contractual obligations, but his heart's clearly not in it anymore.

Allegorical representation of the horrors of late-stage capitalism and the urban wasteland who showed up to the wrong setpiece and is hoping no-one notices.

A bear. Oh, a bear's too generic and mundane is it? Not scary enough? How about I put you in a clearing with an angry bear and see how calm you are? Huh? Thought so. There's a fucking bear. Make me a sanity check, asshole.

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It's giving.....

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I don't understand why "extra creamy" is considered baffling to people. A key ingredient of a Pina colada is Coconut Cream.

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Not a sports guy but this is wonderful

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But... her... her chill was very specifically, very bothered. To the point that even her actors' chill was bothered.

" In Space, no one can bother you Chill "

-Alien theme Lofi- .2024

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