#i'm just a simp

[nanaminokanojo]

I see all these Sukuna fan art and I just go, marry me, you fucker. MARRY ME! I don't believe in it but I'll say yes in a snap for you or get down on one knee, ring in hand. Just... put me out of my misery!

[d1sc0-1nfern0]

I miss my husband, Tails. I miss him a lot.

[ladyzirkonia]

Hello it's me. I'm just a simp making my way through the galaxy.

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

[koukouture]

WAIT CHAT HOLD ON-

SENTINEL HAS WINGS!!!!!

"Yeah obviously he turns into a jet-" NO!!!!!

Initially I thought they were like angel wings (which yeah, they are) and it's great symbolism because of his whole false Prime thing. He has this façade about being a noble leader and all that and he probably thinks that he's Primus' gift to the universe. The Devil disguised as an angel. Or something something the Devil was once the most beautiful angel of all. Idk lotsa places you can go with the angel symbolism.

HOWEVER

They're GOLDEN. You know who else had golden wings? Icarus. Who flew too close to the sun. Who's entire myth is about hubris and how pride can be your undoing. Does that sound familiar to you guys???

Sentinel flew too close to the sun believing that he could kill the Primes and seize all that wealth and power with no consequence. He thought that he was sooo great and nothing bad would ever happen to him because he won!!! And then he got too comfortable and sloppy and everything he built fell apart in just one day.

Whoever was on the design team for Transformers One you cooked hard with this one

[kakusu-shipping]

danganronpa proshipper? Hi Hi Hello!

Do you want to share some general Kazuichi hcs since he's your favorite?

(also we share a bunch of ships! If you want a problematic ear to talk about any of the common DR ships, give me an @!)

Hello hello hello!!! I am both a Proshipper and a Selfshipper!!! Welcome welcome to my blog!!! PLEASE if you have thoughts on ships come talk at me about them because I never have anything in my head about anything ever and love to listen

Soda headcanons Soda headcanons um....

Do I have any?? jdgfdjgdf I mean I guess kinda maybe but nothing's hard set in stone for me ever and I'm very wishy washy when it comes to my favorite little guys.

He's definitely Transgender, but I could never land on a witch way you feel me? He could be FtM or She could be MtF. I have good use of brain storage for both and am shaking them violently about it. Genderfluid? Bigender? Also good choices. I have no idea what's happening in this guy's pants and I don't think I ever will. It be like that. I love He/She pronouns for her though.

You know what he IS though?? Pansexual. Does HE know that?? No. My man still thinks "No Homo" and "Bro that's Gay" are funny he's not ready to face that he likes boys. I'm not sure he ever will be. That will not stop him from kissing them on the mouth though.

The combination ADHD/Autism in her brain is unrelenting. I doubt she's been diagnosed, probably has some internalized ablism about it just from her dad, she'll get over it though. Eventually.

Oooh Age Regressor Soda is one of my big things and I am taking this moment to talk about it because I've been bottling up my Age Regressor headcanons for years listen look look listen!!! Little Kazuichi, the kind of little guy who will put everything in his mouth and if someone isn't holding her at all time she will cry. I headcanon him to regress around Kindergarten age, 5 or 6, but because she's not very independent everyone on the island will treat him younger, 3-4. Her main Carer is Fuyuhiko and Imposter, he also tends to cling around Sonia, who tells her ghost stories and ends up scaring him. She use to be very Anti-Gundham even in Little form but then he met the Four Dark Devas and has sense lightened up on him.

I think Soda, Chihiro, and Miu would be a really fun Trio in a Normal School Life AU, they're start a robotics club together I could see Byakuya putting the Togami funding behind. Do they build Kiibo together or is Kiibo also just a regular guy in this AU? Unclear but I know they'd be really annoying to him. ("You shouldn't want to fuck a robot just because they're a robot!!")

I don't know why but I'm really obsessed with the idea of him and Miu being Brother/Sister, or maybe even just cousins? Miu being really weird about Incest around him, and him being completely creeped out by it is incredibly funny to me. Miu would be older than him by a year or two.

Aaaah that's about all I can think of off the top of my head at 3 in the morning. Thankyou for asking!!

[mintaikk]

Gambit slays so hard when it comes to Rogue like omg

-She is unable to touch him, and he is completely fine with that. (fuck Bobby Drake in the Xmen movies. Also, why was that even a pairing????)

-Never insecure about her being a lot stronger than him, and never tries to bring her down because of it

-Completely supportive of her

-She doesn't want to start anything official because she's insecure about her power? That's completely fine, as long as he still gets to be with her. Never pressured her to start anything either, because he wanted her to feel completely safe and comfortable. He knew what he was getting into, and he is completely fine with it

-Supports her through her insecurities

-He was hurt by Rogue's thing with Magneto, even ending their situationship because of it, but he was never once mean to her or took his anger out on her. Even when he saw them dance, he didn't get mad at her. He was really hurt, so he left the room. No outburst, not snapping, no nothing. Slayed so hard in that scene

-SACRIFICED HIS LIFE TO PREVENT HER FROM GETTING KILLED. EVEN AFTER HE SAW HER DO A VERY SEXUALLY CHARGED DANCE WITH ANOTHER MAN

-Yeah, no, I just like how sweet and supportive he is of Rogue, and how he's never pushy or forecful or mean to her. Too much of the opposite in a lot of hetero couples in media these days :(

[voidzpng]

I started watching the Lego show

[gatorgrumbles]

I had to draw the bed scene or I would have died

[jvcmk]

Stop

/j

Actually it's inaccurate but who cares

Some Rendacted

and again it's just a gift for my bestie

[spoopy-arcade]

Imagine

If cassie and roxy swap places like a swap au ?

Were cassie is the animatronics wolf

And

Were Roxy / Roxanne is a human?

OK BUT HEAR ME OUT. Bunny Cassie!!

[toshidou]

can't stop thinking of domestic ghost learning how to crochet after he sees you practicing, large scarred, battle worn hands working away with a crochet hook and wool; not missing the way your eyes go fond as he joins you on the couch to crochet by your side. trying to suppress your giggle at the soft sounds of his frustrated grunts when he tries (and fails) to tie the slip knot for the 5th time in a row before he turns to you with a blank expression, arms extended in your direction.

what starts as slowly mastering little granny squares quickly evolves into working on whole projects; clothes, hats, face masks, stuffed animals. your house slowly fills up with both yours and his creations. although it's something you mostly do together, it wouldn't be uncommon for you to come downstairs as the sun rises only to find Simon hunched over a ball of wool, clearly awoken from a night of terrors and craving comfort from the repetition that crocheting provides.

he'd inevitably have to leave for deployment, but not without laying out a new cardigan he'd made just for you (a way he can keep you warm despite the thousands of miles that might separate you) or a little crocheted plush of himself, fitted with its very own little mask; even giving you the option of dressing it in either combat gear or his go to black hoodie and jeans. it leaves you teary every time, clutching his new creation to your chest and nuzzling the soft wool into your cheek, always knowing that his hands were made for more than just war and death.

and if the day comes you finally bring a child into the world, you better believe he's making them an entire wardrobe that matches the clothes he's already made for the two of you; holding the completed tiny garments up whilst you try your absolute hardest to not burst into tears at how small they look, knowing they're so lucky to have a dad who's going to love them so, so much.

[vaguely-concerned]

the barista lady in the treviso café fucking giggles every time you buy the fancy coffee lucanis likes from her btw. can't believe the game is calling out rook and me like this

[totallynotcoffeeturtle]

Little treasure chest

Masterlist

(From the 6th to 30th April, I am having a mini 100 follower milestone event!)

Tags: fluff Summary: wanderer with his shy, quiet lover!

♡ Wanderer already noticed your tendency to stay quiet even before you two started dating.

♡ Wanderer would scoff before giving you a push to be more honest with the people around you and get very proud once you start opening up.

♡ When you started dating, he was a bit (very) frustrated that you still couldn’t fully be straightforward about your desires despite being his lover.

♡ Wanderer just ends up learning how to understand your needs more over time and spoils you instead.

♡ You want something slightly expensive for your anniversary? The gift is there on the coffee table with more things along with it. You look at the necklace at the market more than once? On the kitchen table when you bring out the dishes.

♡ Of course, he still wants you to learn how to express your desires so he would sometimes act like he can’t understand your intent gaze until you whisper what you want to him.

♡ If you struggle to properly ask the staff about something on the menu, he would sigh but still help you out, calling the staff and asking in your place.

♡ Overall though, he also kinda starts looking forward to trying to decipher your wants from your fidgeting, almost like trying to open a treasure chest ♡

A/N: light hcs for the start of the week~ Taglist: @amyminhminh (if you want to be tagged, just say 'tag me' or smth like that~)

[hualianschild]

love how instead of accepting he liked kissing hua cheng he blames his teacher for not teaching him how to not be tempted by men 💀

[brynn-lear]

yandere half-dog!Gallagher and forgetful farmer!reader au medium effort doodles before I start my day lol.

Edit: more dog gallagher content here

Short additional brainrots:

(Y/n)'s family has a long history of adopting hounds, even including them in their family tree.

Initially, they have no plans on getting a dog. They can manage the farm just fine and was not interested in investing on livestock (chickens, sheep, cows, etc.) They're not confident enough in their abilities to raise an animal.

??? once belonged to another Family, which unfortunately treated him poorly. He was not given a name. There was a period in the summer wherein his owners forgot to give him water, and when he did hear the sound of liquid trickling down— he cringed at the taste. He still doesn't know if they were trying to kill him, but from them on, he loathed the taste of SoulGlad.

Needless to say... (Y/n)'s old man was surprised when they brought home a "mutt".

“He looks like he's dying. Pops, can't you help me out?”

“I thought you hate animals...”

“I just stink at taking care of 'em.” (Y/n) sighed. “Please? Poor thing looks like it's on its last leg.”

To this day, Gallagher isn't sure what exactly compelled them to help him. Even when asked, (Y/n) would say they forgot their own reasons behind taking him in. Perhaps he was just that pitiful— or maybe their (L/n) traits finally got to them. He's eternally grateful either way.

And so...

Gallagher gazed at the (L/n) Family tree, caressing his and (Y/n)'s image.

“Hey Master, ya don't have any plans on getting another hound, do ya?”

“Please, you're already a handful, Woos— Gallagher. I don't need another one.”

He grinned, eyes not straying away from the painted walls.

“Good.” He closed his eyes.

“Wouldn't want to share you with anyone else, y'know.”

(Y/n) laughed. “For an old dog, you seem like a clingy young pup.”

Gallagher nodded, savoring their voice. Refreshing, just like cold water on a warm day. You claimed that he's acting like a puppy, but when he was young? He was a biter. Not exactly the loving kind. It was best that you met him when he was already all grown up.

“Well... Perhaps that's just a sign I never got a chance to being one... But when I'm with you, I'm...”

He shook his head.

“Nevermind. What's the agenda for today, Master?”

[accirax]

the entire fandom rn