#i'm in my emo hoe era

[t4llhum4n]

Am I gonna turn this into a fashion blog? Mayhaps. Mayhaps not. Anyway. Today's fit:

Ootd baybeee. I'm definitely gonna have to take the coat off though. Also, I'm gonna keep relating my outfits to redacted characters bc why not? Once again, an Asher vibe, but mostly bc this is a fob hoodie.

[throne-for-queens]

So... Golden Type: "even when i'm drunk you're my only type, yeah"

Soembody said it somewhere before but I too think MF keeps digging and digging in his past, puzzling out every part of him and adapting and reacting to whatever she saw on her phone at 3 am or to things she heard his friend say.

I might be seeing things but is there a corny, shady, shallow, stereotypical, mean ATTEMPT M. F. is making at getting closer to his "Golden Type"?

Ready for a -wall of text- type of list? Well, let's go:

her supposedly getting subtle BBL like sculptra to get the hips she never had before

adding a thin layer of fat on her ass. you can see it on Good Mourning while she is bent in a scene, on purpose... it doesn't match the thighs at all

stepping up her wig game, when was she ever that stylish before?

going on VMAS while allegedly being pregnant with his baby and calling him "ma baby future daddy" trying to sound like she has Atlanta as her POB

calling potential professional video models "hoes". when she ever spoke like that before?

calling herself self a QUEEN. Go take several seats sweetie... Is she a black Queen? Or Is she the PRINCESS/princesa mom now? Or is she both? 👑

her quoting Lana Del Rey

wearing crosses

going on spiritual jungle journey, ma'am we knew you were pagan, we didn't know you were a whole Santera... do you wear white on mondays too and keep an altar to your Orisha?

cosplaying like a whole "emo girl" with red lips and eyeliner on... "her dark skin" 🤣?!

going on Call Her Daddy to shame girls that engage in giving men oral sex... we all know about the Vlad interview he did. It came across as a fetishizing, I think he was just oversharing while being blunt and having no media training, not necessarily mean spirited, but I have no rights to tell anybody how to feel about it, your feelings ab this are more than valid whatever they are.

I was about to say at least Taylor Swift never tried this shit but then I remember her Swag Surfing on National Television for Travis Kelce 😭. People were clueless about the 'dance', whole articles were written talking about "Why fans are ‘sobbing’ over Taylor Swift’s ‘So High School’ dance during Paris show". Now you don't swag surf anymore, I guess, you do the SO highschool dance. You don't go to the barber and ask him for a fade, you request the Travis Kelce's cut...

I will give her credit for all that spiritual stuff, she's been like that for a while, even when she was pregnant with her last son. She went on a late night talk show talking about astrology and being a witch. However the rest, she claims that this is the rebirth of her fashion era, or at least that's what she said at the award show when she called him a creature. The rest, I'm not sure, but if she were trying to get to his golden type, making that drastic of a change would be moving away from it, would it not?

[2010s-nostalgia]

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[olivenight17]

Hey you, its me again!! Panic! at the Disco is amazing, I listened to it a lot in my emo days lol but tbh I'm totally hoe for indie rock!! I love it with my whole being (but I am absolutely sucker for BTS and G-Dragon too, legends). Changing toppics, Whats your favourite book? any recomendations? 🌻

Oh no, don’t get me started I have too many favoritessss.

Okay, the most obvious thing I can answer at least is my favorite genre is just anything fiction. Any and all fiction owns my ass and I can’t get enough of it.

There’s so much world building to be had in that genre and if there’s not world building there’s insane and beautiful character driven plots with character development and change and ooooh I could go on forever I swear lol. Also mystery which kinda go hand in hand with fiction sometimes but oh well 😅

That being said and because I can’t ever choose just one thing, here are my top five favorites:

Winterling by Sarah Prineas- it’s the whole magical shabang and it’s on the shorter side but man it was just a good book to indulge in for fantasy purposes. The world building isn’t the strongest but I’m pretty sure that’s just because this is like the first book to a series? I was never sure. Also, if I’m remembering, it’s a rare one where the main character doesn’t fall in love with anyone. She’s just got friends and it’s kinda nice not to have that romantic subplot all the time.

The Twelfth Enchantment by David Liss- historical fiction. It’s basically magic but in the industrial era in England. It’s a really fun read, though I always end up liking David Liss’s books, we learn about the rules of magic, the politics behind the industrial era of England and it’s just always a mystery, you don’t know what really unfolds next.

The Lying Game by Ruth Ware- this one’s a murder mystery and boiiiii it was good!! Honestly one of my favorite murder mystery books, it unfolded the backstories of the characters in all the right ways, gave a good and realistic development in character relationships and every time it kept you on your toes.

Huntress by Malinda Lo- we’re diving back into the fantasy world but I can’t help it lol. I thought the world building was pretty good, it gave a lot of information without ever making the reader feel sucker punched in the face by it and... it was gay, kinda. The main character was a lesbian and she had a crush on this royal girl, but she knew it would never work out logically so she tried so hard to stop it but she couldn’t help it and they both fell for each other on this journey. Then it came to a close, and reality set in, and they couldn’t end up together. It hurt in such a nice way gahhh. Also I’m pretty sure the main character is supposed to be represented as asian which is so great too because not just white people are in fantasy books people.

The Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr- this is historical fiction back in the days of World War 2. It’s got this beautiful dual story line accentuating the differences of what it was like growing up in Germany vs growing up in France. It’s so neat, they capture the history so well, I love the little French girl she’s just precious. It gets confusing at times, because it tends to jump around in time, but it’s really amazing. Especially since the French girl is also blind which brings in a new perspective of things. I’m actually not finished with it yet but it’s really good in my opinion.

Alright, rant over lol. Sorry that took so long, what about you? Any favorite books or authors? Also, because I don’t want to just throw the same question back at you, which one do you like better, narrative works or poetry?

[rrxnjun]

ahhh no bc I find human interaction hard too </3 + I tend to overthink my responses so fghsfkgs yeah pls don’t apologize for replying late !!

I got into kpop back in 2018 (?) and its been my comfort zone since then. I started off as an army (yes, an army 💀. lets not talk ab 13 y/o me and her questionable decision making skills here  but, like, their music was actually good back then hhhh the emo in me appreciated them a lot lol) then slowly moved onto nct. oml I still remember not liking chewing gum and complaining ab the entire concept to a friend 😭😭 but !! the song grew on me and then came the point when I began looking into the dreamies seriously and ajgdf here I am :’) ngl I still need time to understand nct songs as a whole (yes, I'm looking at you sticker)

OKAYY so I remember reading somewhere that your bias’ personality tend to match yours?? and I think that holds for you kjfhgskdjg my mbti’s intj and so is yangyang’s so I think that’s one thing we share uhh that and maybe being extremely weird. I'm not ‘eaten cat food’ level weird but I am definitely weird to sm extent. OH GODS THAT PART WHERE THEY SING I’M GONNA LOVE YOU BY D.O kyungsoo from exo is my ult of ults so hearing them sing along to his song while driving >>> i was feeling sm things fr. renjun and yangyang are just🥺🤧😭😭

ohhh doyoung’s one of my 127 biases too lord the vocals >>> have you listened to maniac by hyuck and doyoung?? It’s really good. anyways nct vocal line supremacy and nct supremacy in general damnn they make it so hard to choose biases.

I still love dive into you sm that song always gets the waterworks working for sm reason think it’ll be in my spotify wrapped again (oml its been a year since hot sauce ?? time’s an illusion ByE) and oof turn back time era was so gooood after midnight, nectar hmm it was just hoe anthem after hoe anthem but I'm not complaining at all !! you have any fave songs from these eras?

so I stan nct, red velvet and exo (I ult them tho they’re like super ia) I'm a casual stan for shinee, enhypen and svt. I was a serious stay but just slowly lost track of the things there. I regularly listen to txt and aespa (had a v serious bluehour phase and black mamba phase back in 2021 lol) but I haven’t gone beyond that. Anddd I do randomly listen to other groups but I don’t really know the members.

Dfkjhd LMAOO ALRIGHT so I'm a stem student who is seriously considering engineering so idt I'm getting rid of math anytime soon :’) and as desperate times call for desperate measures and all that I'm willing to try anything that’ll help me keep going *war flashback to the time listening to firetruck on loop for like 3 hrs helped me finish a 100 q calc assignment a day before the submission date* ohh I had a serious emo phase of sorts back in 2017-18 like right before kpop overtook my playlists kfjf I listened to more of twenty one pilots, imagine dragons, 5sos, halsey uhh couple of more I don’t remember them rn

p.s. 👀 the yangyang tiktok. also, ily have a good day/night and remember to stay hydrated <3

I feel like everyone starts as an army HHH i did too! altho the first kpop song i really vibed to was hip by mamamoo, bts was the first group i stanned. I actually got into kpop as a joke at first but then i kind of uhh realised i liked it so i just made it my whole personality 💀💀 im not ashamed of my army past tho,, i started writing again because of them! and the times when i was an army brought me a lot of joy. while i dont enjoy their new music and dont keep up with them at all, i recnogise the positive impact they had on me

chewing gum >>>>> instant serotonin fr. also pause. YOU DONT LIKE STICKER ??? good for you honestly. i didnt like it at first but now that i got into kpop again i just. i dont know what it is. i feel like i was drugged bc im obsessed w it ?? i even let out a happy giggle yesterday when i heard the opening flute i feel like im going insane.

i think the bias thing applies to me a lot with other groups as well!! also yesterday i watched the dreamies debate and renjun had the same opinions as me (mostly) and in the last one he even made the same points i would I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING CRAZY SHSJ WHAT IS THIS. im an infp/infj! not sure who shares that mbti haha. also i ate dog food before and more than once just to see how it tastes so idk what that says abt me

KYUNGSOO IS YOUR BIAS ?? im not an exo-l but the songs i know from them, i really really enjoy. idk if i said this before but im the biggest fan of baekhyun's solo music i even own the bambi album 😩😩his albums are a fundemental part of me and from what i've seen in superm, i am absolutely crazy for this man. maybe you can recommend me some exo music to listen to bc i would love to get into them more 👀

MANIAC IS SO GOOOOOD my e2l hyuck fic is inspired and named after it 😭 i fucking love that song. THEIR VOCALS!!!!!

nct vocal line supremecy but also nct dance line!! nobody does it like them. their dance line is so strong fr nobody competes!!! but yes their vocals are truly unmatched. nct outsang. stay mad about it.

A YEAR SINCE HOT SAUCE DONT REMIND ME 😭😭😭 dive into you is one of my favs but rainbow is what truly gets my tears rolling. my comfort song fr. and nectar and after midnight >>>>> but i must confess that my fav is actually electric hearts it makes me feel unbelievable abount of serotonin. the fact that yy and hendery wrote the lyrics makes the whole song even better 😩 lowkey wanna write a soulmate au inspired by it 👀

so youre an sm stan!! i literally started stanning aespa like 3 days ago. had another bisexual awakening i feel like. i always wanted to get into red velvet but it never really worked out smh. i used to be a serious stay as well!! but if im being 100% honest, i had a big falling out w this group after in life era. it hurt me a lot to say goodbye to them but i barely even stan anymore, if im being honest. they were a big part of my life, but the music just isnt for me anymore :((

YOURE A STEM STUDENT ? how. i used to be a business student lmaoo so i didnt really have to study any science/math subjects lmao. absolutely hated business school, tho. thank god i graduated this year <3 im going to study psychology at uni in september, so neurobiology is the closest i'll get to being a stem student hahaha. good luck w your studies!! it must be hella hard i cant imagine

I HAD AN EMO PHASE IN 2015-2018 AS WELL AAAAA i fucking loooved twenty one pilots but they are just not it anymore 😭 the same w all time low why do punk groups always have to have a pedophilia/sa scandals. i also loved 5sos, parx and paramore hh but i still do to this day!

and to end this off here you have the yy tiktok as a sneak peek before i post tomorrow <3

[joonsbonsailurks]

for the golden retriever bf i have nct's jaehyun or bangchan in my mind but mostly jaehyun, he just fits too well(and I'm in my jaehyun hoe era) and for emo bf my first thought was mainly yoongi but lee know could fit as well

currently thinking…

poly relationship with a soft golden retriever boyfriend thats a hard dom and a stern stoic kind of boyfriend thats a soft dom 😥😥

and PLEASE let me know who you think would fit these roles!!!

so the golden retriever boyfriend wears oversized sweatshirts and cute beanies. i would describe his style as the typical trendy boy fits w like the sweatshirt and dickies pants.

he smiles a lot and surprises you with little gifts. and ooooooo lawd he’s big on physical touch. he always needs to hold your hand or give you a backhug with his head laying on ur shoulder. his personality contrasts his tall and big stature. he likes taking you on picnics or staying at home to watch movies and eat pizza. he’s not the best at cooking, because his clumsiness messes him up every time. but he is good at other things like playing and caring for children, and ARTT!! i totally imagine golden retriever bfs as artists.

anyways nsfw, his usual personality is completely different from his bed personality 😈😈 rather than slow and romantic, he prefers fast and rough. his thrusts are deep and rapid, while he chokes you in missionary. typically he isn’t one to curse a lot, but his bad mouth runs on and on during sex

“you’re mine, you fucking slut..” he whispers in your ear as he pulls your hair, staring at your reflection in the mirror as he fucks you in doggy.

and dont even get me started on angry sex LAWDDDD just imagine yall at a party, and he sees you laughing and dancing with a man he knows is clearly interested in you. he walks up to you to, showing off his pretty smile, greeting a few familiar people on the way. he kindly greets your friend before gently holding your hand and bringing you to the restroom, and his WHOLE demeanor changes. he pins you up against the wall , intimidatingly staring down at you.

“what the fuck was that, huh?” he roughly slaps your ass. he demands you to strip and you immediately do so. he fucks you until you can’t even remember where you’re at. mascara running down your cheeks, lipstick stained, clothes ruined.

then when you two walk out he’s all like “😇😇 hi everyone how yall doin”

now for emo boyfriend 😄😄😄😄

he wears black of course, kind of like jungkook style with the combat boots. he has some kind of piercing, maybe a lip piercing and an eyebrow piercing…or a nipple piercing 😛😛😛😛 and lawd dont even get me started on the tattoos… im imagining a tattoo sleeve on his arm, some on his titties lol, collarbone, back, vline(!!!), wherever tbh.

his idea of dates are usually him spoiling you. make it sugar daddy… but emo 🤪 rather than the “hey this reminds me of you” type of gifts, he just spoils you with anything that you look at for more than 5 seconds.

but that doesn’t mean he isn’t thoughtful. DEFINITELY not. in fact, he knows the smallest details about you. he knows that you don’t like wearing sneakers with dresses, he knows you prefer red apples instead of green apples, he knows that you dislike having dark colors on your nails, he knows everything.

he definitely cooks well. cause sexy men cook well. hes not that outgoing, he doesn’t talk a lot, but you know that he still loves you so much. he has the cutest smile and laugh. basically the embodiment of a tsundere.

nsfw…im drooling. when sexy time comes, he treats you as if you’re the most precious thing in the world. his thrusts are slow and deep, hitting the exact spot that makes you crumble. he caresses your breasts and places gentle kisses on your jawline. he whispers “you’re so perfect” as his hands roam all around your body, feeling every inch of your perfection. his hands make you feel like jelly. your little whimpers turn him on which causes him to thrust faster as both of you approach your high. he keeps intense romantic eyecontact the whole time.

aftercare w this man is the best. like he sets up a nice bath w a candle and everything. he cleans you up and caresses your cheek, letting you know how well you did for him. i just know for sure this man gives great cuddles too.

now a threesome… yall im abt to faint.

mr. golden retriever is grabbing your hair, using your mouth to satisfy his hard glock glock 300 while mr. emo is tenderly caressing you as he takes you doggy style. he whispers praises while the other degrades you, the perfect balance.

OK BUT IMAGINE MR GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A SWITCH FOR MR EMO?!?!?!??! im having so many ideas rn:

mr golden retriever may be a tough boi in bed, but mr emo’s sweet demeanor just makes him melt into a puddle. now mr emo is still gentle with him, but every now and then he whispers “my little dirty slut”

now mr golden retriver can be a brat sometimes. and when he ticks off mr emo, hes in for a LONG ride. now he may be the gentle soft dom, but he can be rough when he wants. very rough. im talking bdsm chains, ropes, vibrators, ORGASM DENIAL!! but luckily, since you’re such a good girl, youve never received a punishment before😉😉😉

now lemme know who yall r imagining w this 🤪🤨

[ocalaghan]

can you do all of night shades and the bonuses

fully yes but i deleted the ones i already answered i think and i'm not sorry i'm still dragging this out but these are actually from like the weekend and i am just a lazy hoe

you belong to me: relationship status? taken babey but it's long-distance still while he's studying abroad

you make me feel…: what’s your dream tattoo? my the maine brain tattoo that i've wanted for soooooo long but i can't find the perfect person to do it

#1nite: best cobra-related moment? literally any time gabe interacted with atl

fool like me: which song first got you into cobra? pete wentz is the only reason we're famous lolllll

anything for love: do you prefer synths or traditional instruments? i respect synths a lot but i gotta say traditional

don’t blame the world it’s the dj’s fault: dream job? rn i'm so fucking burnt out that i'm ready to enter my housewife era so i'm gonna go with being a kept woman

f**ked in love: do you like this is ivy league? i never listened to them i'm sorryyyyy

disaster boy: opinions on vicky-t? she was a pretty unapologetic transphobic bitch for a while wasn't she? i'd like to think she is not like that now but she was super resistant to criticism on it

shwick: best cobra lyric? "i'm sorry i hit your dog with my bike but he's still got three legs, he's gonna be just fine" so deep

never been in love: have you made any friends through the band? no i was never like a major cobra stan and kinda missed the boat on them too tbh

the future’s so bright, i gotta wear shades: if you could say one thing to cs, what would it be? can y'all do an emo revival tour cos i really wanna say i saw cs live