#i'm in hell! i'm in HELLLL!

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Alright I know we already got an MCR intro but

I really think the intro for the next episode should be Taylor singing a parody of “Mama”

[dumplingcatho]

holy shit it really does get better in ep 3 OKAY AVA

[iheartmonaco]

could you make a george russell x m!reader smau

ik u usually do text fics but i thought i’d make a request any way

love ur fics btw :)

Sure I can, anon. You're too sweet <3

Is He Gay Or European?

George Russell X Male! Influencer! Reader

George trying to soft launch his relationship but the fans just think he's being.... George

Face claim: none

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User1 George who is that man 😨

Lewishamilton Congrats, mate 🥂

Georgerussell63 🥂🥂🥂

User3 so... Are we all just going to ignore the other man?

User4 Girl this is George fucking Russell we're talking about...

User3 ykw you're right

User5 Y/N L/N IN THE LIKES??????

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User6 this is literally the same restaurant George Russell was spotted at last night

User7 @user8 HANA ARE YOU THINKING WHAT IM THINKING

User8 OH MY GOD YES I'M THINKING WHAT YOURE THINKING

User9 y'all need to get a fkn life lol, stop obsessing over other people's lives

User10 GEORGE RUSSELL AND LEWIS HAMILTON IN THE LIKES WHAT THE HELLLL

User9 no cuz there are so many influencers getting into f1 recently it's kinda annoying

User11 @user9 shut the hell up literally let people enjoy what they want???? What are you the joy and whimsy police??

User12 idk if it's just me but y'all are freaking out over nothing, George Russell and Y/n L/n have been liking each other's posts for a long time...

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User13 we all talking abt George but what if Lewis is the one making the move here 😳

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User14 WHO IS THATTTTTT

User15 George Russell 🤷‍♂️

User14 pls, is he even gay? Stop stereotyping

User15 I mean....

User16 yn will we see you at the British gp?

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User17 WHATTTTTTTT

User18 looking gorgeous as always ❣️

User19 Alex Albon in the likes too now 😭😭😭

User20 it's like George is recruiting them lmao

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User20 GEORGE RUSSELL SECRET GIRLFRIEND?????????

User21 boyfriend*

User22 George Russell spending his precious time out of F1. What is he doing? Playing sports with other men of course

User23 fellas is it gay to call hanging out with your friends a playdate

Yourusername had so much fun 🤍

Georgerussell63 rematch?

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User24 STAY CALM PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

User25 FWHAT THE FUCK I JUS WOKERUP FROM A NAP WHAT DID I MISS??????

User26 guys honestly why are we even surprised? Maybe they're just hanging out

User27 George Russell willingly spending his free time locked in a room with sweaty man, likely place for him to be

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User33 WHAT HAPPENED TO YALLS FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN NOW HUH

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[idiopath-fic-smile]

eposette groundhog day au?!

HELLLL YEAH

from the "name an AU and i'll tell you five facts about it" meme here

cosette has become a high school choir teacher in puxatawny, the small town where she grew up. she had a rough couple of teenage years in the foster care system and she has fond memories of how singing in school let her feel free.

eponine made her every career decision to get the fucking hell out of puxatawny. she didn't really expect her journalism degree to lead to a stint as a weatherwoman but fuck, she'll take it

as teenagers, eponine and cosette were briefly in a garage band together. it broke up because neither of them were willing to acknowledge the growing romantic interest—and, okay, simmering lust—they felt for each other.

eponine agreed to do the whole stupid schlocky hometown reunion concept WELL before learning that cosette was still there. jesus. and honestly, how was eponine supposed to guess that not only did cosette never escape small-town pennsylvania but also that cosette's school choir is doing a special groundhog day performance for the news?

i'm not saying that the only way to break the time loop is for eponine and cosette to save the news broadcast (when the scheduled soloist loses her voice) by singing a romantic ballad about how every day feels new when you're in love but i guess i'm also uhh not not-saying that

[decodedparagram]

Oh fuck oh god I know that I'm in the sunshine-lollypops-and-rainbows part of malevolent even if it does NOT feel like that but I saw fanart of episode 43 and I don't like it man the implications the implications are too strong I can't bro please just let them be happy I can't what in the name of the ever loving fuck happens to John what the hell what the hellll

[djservo]

that time of the month again... how did your october reading go? i saw you hit your reading goal! are we increasing it to push or just enjoying the moment? what's on the winter horizon

IMO !! we both hit our goals right? I feel like I cheated bc half of these reads were lil bite-sized afternoon reads but whatevz, october was fun!

High Risk: An Anthology of Forbidden Writings edited by Amy Scholder & Ira Silverberg

I found this buried in the back of a bookshop for like $5 & saw that old copies are selling for like $25+ online?? wild! I lucked out! I loved the variety featured here, poems and prose and short stories and essays, a lil bit of everything for everyone. I've shared this exact sentiment before I'm sure but I really do love these types of anthologies because it exposes me to so many new authors/artists I wouldn't have so easily come across otherwise, and this collection was particularly fruitful. my favorite bit was probably 'Dear Dennis' by Dodie Bellamy, which is from a collection of letters written from the point of view of Mina Harker from Dracula and it's just as fun and zany as it sounds. this particular letter is addressed to Dennis Cooper which makes it even more fun for me hehe here's a particular (NSFW) passage I was super charmed by and keep thinking about

The Complete Eightball 1-18 by Daniel Clowes

ohhhh daniel... with a collection this big there are bound to be some misses + the cynical sarcastic gen X 'everyone's an idiot & society is stupid' voice/punchline got predictable and grating after awhile, but it's still a treat to see the progression of his art and storytelling. Ghost World + Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron were featured in here so it was really nice to reread them bc I already loved them both but this time I was able to appreciate the artistic details and stories even more. especially Ghost World which I read around high school and it left a more superficial "haha bitchy teenage girls me as hellll" impression whereas this time around I was surprised at how emotionally gut-punched I felt at the end. so beautiful and touching

A Season in Hell and the Drunken Boat by Arthur Rimbaud

I was craving some poetry + Dennis Cooper has referenced Rimbaud as an early inspiration so I thought i'd give a try, and I totally see the influence with this sorta meandering self-loathing nature mixed with this sensuous + bursting understanding of life. poetic stream-of-consciousness mumblecore. the beauty's kinda stained for me by racial slurs and general weird racial undertones but what else can I expect from a white french man from the 1800s i guess! the length is short enough (hardly 100 pages) to not have to commit to it very long at least

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

I am sooo shocked at how into this I was + I wonder if this would've been the case if I'd read it in high school under a teacher's direction bc while I've enjoyed books I've been assigned to read and analyze academically in the past, the vibe is so different when you're reading something on your own and processing/interpreting things by yourself, more limitless in a way. and I think because of that freedom to move around and stew in and envision things way I wanted to, I really had fun with this!! I think reading it at my age, so removed from school, also made it more shocking in the sense of realizing these are literal children.....??!?? so crazy silly funny scary to think about... these poor boys who desperately need therapy... also the copy I had included introductions by Lois Lowry and Stephen King which were basically nostalgic odes to literature and the stories that shape us as and the way we interpret the world as young readers and I really had a moment like...wow... books really are so powerful like truly....

The Wolf Plays by Brad Fraser

I cant lie, I picked this up bc I was so entranced by the photoshoot Keanu Reeves and Carl Morotte did for the live performance they starred in hehe. it feels redundant to be like 'this would've worked better on the stage.." when reading a play bc Obviously it was Meant for performance/the stage, but IDK I've read screenplays that were so layered and full of life from dialogue to stage directions that it felt as if I really were witnessing a production of it whereas here, the direction and characters were so sparsely written that it was hard to imagine it being any more fleshed out for the stage. to be fair, Fraser himself admitted in the introduction to Wolfboy (the first/main play out of he two featured in this collection) being rushed and rough around the edges so oh well, I'm just glad to have gotten this out of my system now or else it would've plagued me

Castle Faggot by Derek McCormack

so strange and bewitching. I love how it plays with form in a kinda taunting way. blank boxes where you imagine the picture that's being drawn out n stuff like that. I think I'll need to read it again to flesh out my thoughts but with it fresh on the mind, I'm tickled by its way of weaving anger with absurdity. in the afterword convo between Dennis Cooper + Zac Farley, Dennis recounts a story about Derek where they were hanging out at some mall and Derek spotted Nicholas Brandon (the guy who played Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and without a word Derek made a beeline to Xander and just stood closely right behind him on the escalator staring at him intensely and Dennis was equal parts humiliated and terrified bc he'd never seen this weird dark obsessive side of Derek before + that was basically how he felt about the book as well. thought that was neat and somewhat clarifying LOL

PHEW im pooped. NO i will NOT be increasing my reading goal for these last 2 months, lest I strive farther than my capabilities/motivation yet again!!! I tried a few Fil-Am/Filipino horror fictions in october but none of them really clicked for me and i didn't want to commit to something I felt lukewarm about so I'm planning to read some (non horror) Fil/Fil-Am books this month. I realized in October I read almost every form (poetry, fiction, graphic novel, play) except nonfiction wtf! my bread and butter! so I'll probably look for something stimulating buried in my pdfs somewhere

[elliskat08]

ah hell nah I'm callin up my boyfriend-

ah HELL nah I'm calling up my OTHER boyfriend-

AH HELLLL NAH IM GETTING MY OTHER ONE-

*you look at my screen and see the page for c.ai*

[zmediaoutlet]

what about lucifer/sam?

ooh good one --

i mean let's immediately discard the sort of porngoof uwu romance stuff that's in kinkmemes or whatever -- much like with exiling lolitaSam to the pits of sticky pornlet wannabe hell, let's not even pretend that "nice" Sam/Luci is even a thing

that said: fucked up Lucifer/Sam? HELLLL YES.

pun intended

it's good in so many ways! Gaslighting Sam in a fake universe inside the cage to make him think that he really does love Lucifer and then pulling the rug out from under him? Delish. Hard long-torture stockholm stuff where Sam is finally desperate for any kind of relief and goes to his knees and Lucifer gets the crowing glee of almost conceding, and then shoving Sam down to the dirt anyway? Scrumptious. Just straight-up gnasty noncon that Sam grits his teeth to get through and Lucifer smiles at him and says hey, the Grand Canyon wasn't eroded in a day!, and Sam knows it'll happen again, and again tomorrow, and again the day after that, and that the nature of hell means he'll never be numbed to it but that his nerves will always be this raw wild edge and it'll hurt this much every time and that's all he has to look forward to, forever, because he 'beat' Lucifer and now has to suffer the consequences of his victory? I need a cigarette. Hot damn.

This also works with Hallucifer, or arguably even better because it's all Sam's terror lurching up to mock him even when he should be safe in the waking earth. Fits with all Sam's post-cage life, too, although I'm not a fan of Hallucifer showing up after the "craziness" transfer (however dumb it is, it's canon, so I go with it) -- but like, Dean smiles at him a particular way and Sam gets a crackling flash of another face; or, worse! but awesome!, he touches Dean in a particular way and realizes oh shit oh no he accidentally copied one of Lucifer's moves. That shit is crack. Lawdt.

Anyway it's very cool. But only when it's messed up. I need more energy for messed up ship writing, it's fun as hell. (Not for Sam, but... he should be used to that by now.)

[slashingdisneypasta]

💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫?

*Lake Placid Franchise Edition

This is very niche I know XDD But I challenge @marinerainbow specifically, because I know you've seen all the movies XD (You're welcome to turn down the challenge though if you don't feel like it! ^^ No pressure)

Below the cut are 10 Lake Placid characters (At least one from each instalment- though I still have not seen #2 😔)- you tell me whether you would kiss💋 them or diss🚫 them! XD

1. Delores Bickerman, Lake Placid. I don't think anyone would disagree that she is the best character in this franchise... question is though, would you kiss the crazy old lady? XD 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

2. Sarah Murdoch, Lake Placid VS Anaconda. You may not like her... but she's kinda iconic am I wrong??? XD Oh, and I've decided if you kiss Sarah you can kiss Beach too (: Now decide (: 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

3. Hector Cy, Lake Placid. Sure, he was a bit of a perv... a big obnoxious... but he was cute! Right?? That was not just me, was it? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

4. Sadie Bickerman, Lake Placid 2. Crazy Old Lady #2- Murder Edition. She's pretty, though!! Everyone in this insane family is pretty 🙄Haha XD 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

5. Jim Bickerman, Lake Placid; Final Chapter-Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. Alright we are at the halfway point and I don't think I need to say my answer for this one but I'm gonna anyway- that's a hellll yes that's a kiss from me. XD 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

6. Reba, Lake Placid 3-Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. She only needs one, singular name she is that amazing. We all love her so much. This is another hell yes from me, but how about you? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

7. Sheriff Hank Keogh, Lake Placid. I love Hank so much <3<3 I wish he had been a recurring character, but he was sooo done by the end of the movie XD I bet he retired the next day XDD 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

8. Nathan and Susan Bickerman, Lake Placid 3. Yes, they are a package deal. You wanna kiss one- you must kiss the other. We aint no homewreckers here 🤣. Will you do it? 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

9. Tiffani, Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. Oh my lord she was such a... b word... But I loved her XD Excellent b word 👌👌👌😅. 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

(YES babe we ARE!!)

10. Deputy Ferguson, Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. It was hard to decide the last one but he's cute, so ^^ Why not! 💋Kiss💋 or 🚫Diss🚫 ?

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⟡ i do NOT write: dub/non-con, r wording, vore, necrophilia, smut 4 minor idols/characters, pet play, bestiality, step/incest, idol ships, blood/scat/piss play, feminization, daddy kink, anything to do w pussies, fem reader, gn reader, spit kink, race play, pervert anything, pedophilia, teacher x student, yandere, bdsm, musk kink ( what the HELLLL ), foot kink ( what the hell pt 2 ), any other weird shit i haven't put on here.

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[slightlymore]

yooooo here we go with the usual review

istj: 8/10 not bad not bad! but not my fave title track of theirs 😔 very shinee-esque in the best way possible and loved the mv 🌝🫨👄 idk if I'll actively listen to it a lot

broken melodies: 100000/10 amazing cleaned my house with this on for 4 hours and I had a near to god experience when it came out as a pre-single amazing song

yogurt shake: 7/10 cute hehehe nothing much to say, good background song

skateboard: 9/10 hot 🔥🥵💯

blue wave: 7/10 not my genre 😔 I can see how it's a very well done song tho and very distinctive sound

poison: 10/10 haechan moaning yes. nasty as hell bass makes me roll my body on the floor AWOOOO

sos: 10000/10 FUCKKKKKKKKK FUCK IT UPPPPPPPPP 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨 HOLY SHIT

pretzel: 9/10 YEAHHHHH GIVE THIS SHIT TO ME nasty as hellll

starry night: 8/10 omg amazing slow song peaceful I'm floating watch me whip a fic out of this or something

like we just met: 9/10 damn I'm sitting near a bonfire and mark is playing the guitar, nasty as FUCKKK bass feel it in my puss-

very good comeback amazing 😎😎😎😎

[mikavlcs]

Hi babe! 8k again, love that for us. I'll split this into 2 asks again to make it easier. Let's goooo

Hell yes R belongs with Tara and Sam! That's the best family there is. Lowkey very jealous...

No Tara apologize right now. Having Sam there is wonderful, be nice to your sister please. She's trying her best. In this house we do not support Sam slander.

Ugh, boys 🙄 So annoying. You go Mindy, put them in their place.

Tbh if Tara was my girlfriend I would be addicted to her too.

Lol of course Tara hates doing chores. That grumpy babe only wants to do activities that involve R. Or do R...Very relatable, Miss Tara.

Oh no, a Ghostface call. Oh boy. Whoever it is will get their ass kicked by Tara. Good luck to them.

Got knocked over by cooking, huh? Not any other activities? Sure Tara 😉

Oh yes the hard-core fans. Richie and Amber really went overboard with their love. These geeks 🙄

Someone knows about Tara and probably Rs dad!! Whoever that is better prepare to fight our grumpy and angry Tara.

Lol personal experience. 🤣 Even while being threatened and having her secrets known by someone, Tara is still absolutely savage!

Hmmm. I don't think it's just a fanatic Stab fan. It's got to be something more personal to target Tara and R.

Aww, Tara's urge to protect R trumps her desire to slice and dice someone. That's so sweet of her. We love a protective babe!

I love that R grew so close to Sam and likes her so much that when something is wrong, immediately Sam gets called. R has really found her big sister, her family.

Lol wow. A Ghostface who threatened to gut not only her but R too just appeared and instead of feeling scared or worried, Tara is angry that someone is stealing her show. How iconic is that?? (Also ngl I had to Google "aggrieved". To my defense, I'm German so English isn't my first language. I love that I am learning new, advanced words with you. Thanks for teaching me better English 😁)

Ha, waste of oxygen. I will steal that first future ways to insult people. Thank you!

Hmm. Tara is right. She's way too clever to leave any hints on her being Ghostface. And who would have liked Rs dad so much that they wanna avenge him? No one. That really just leaves Sam. Oh no.

RICHIE THAT DISGUSTING MAN BABY OH HELLLL NO. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED BOY. DONT YOU DARE PUT YOUR NASTY ASS ANYWHERE NEAR TARA, R OR SAM.

hey! i'm gonna do the same thing i did last time (bc i am once again bored lol)

Hell yes R belongs with Tara and Sam! That's the best family there is. Lowkey very jealous...

no same. like that's really the dream 🫠

(and as a sam supremacist, the slander was so painful to write</3)

Someone knows about Tara and probably Rs dad!! Whoever that is better prepare to fight our grumpy and angry Tara.

this would've been soo interesting, but i couldn't think of a way to make it make sense lol...and i didn't have a preestablished character that would have worked with that either (amber might've worked but...well 😭)

Lol personal experience. 🤣 Even while being threatened and having her secrets known by someone, Tara is still absolutely savage!

tara's threat is one of the better lines in that fic SJHFFHS

I love that R grew so close to Sam and likes her so much that when something is wrong, immediately Sam gets called. R has really found her big sister, her family.

had to balance out the slander by projecting my love for sam on reader LMAO.

Lol wow. A Ghostface who threatened to gut not only her but R too just appeared and instead of feeling scared or worried, Tara is angry that someone is stealing her show. How iconic is that?? (Also ngl I had to Google "aggrieved". To my defense, I'm German so English isn't my first language. I love that I am learning new, advanced words with you. Thanks for teaching me better English 😁)

skfhkdsfjh yes, i wanted to make her overconfidence (or hubris) is a big part of this one. and you're welcome! glad you're making use of the random Big Words i like to use in my fics<3

Hmm. Tara is right. She's way too clever to leave any hints on her being Ghostface. And who would have liked Rs dad so much that they wanna avenge him? No one. That really just leaves Sam. Oh no.

RICHIE THAT DISGUSTING MAN BABY OH HELLLL NO. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED BOY. DONT YOU DARE PUT YOUR NASTY ASS ANYWHERE NEAR TARA, R OR SAM.

this was so funny LMFAOO. the instant hostility when you found out the identity...hilarious. entirely appropriate though! 😁👍

[ninjastormhawkkat]

Shaggy: *sings about heavens light*

Simona: hell fire HELLLL FIRE I aM yAnDERE

i'm ded

[shapeshivvter]

Just wanted to say your post on OC Askblogs? Absolutely I agree.

I been working on my own OC askblog but I kind of get discouraged sometimes I just fearing for the worst but to hell with that! I'm going to make it and it's going to happen and I will share my blorbos content and let everyone see them even if they haven't asked for it!!

HELL YEAH!!

HELLLL!!! YEAHH!!! @ ME WHEN ITS DONE ! /NF

[psychesetra]

i think fifth grade me was on drugs because i'm rereading a story i had submitted for a CEO before and.

OH NY GOD

the concept is amazing tbh but. the writing. DEAR GOD

it's just comedy and jokes nothing else what the hellll

gonna poo poo on fifth grade setra rn i hate this 😭😭😭😭😭 THE FIRST CHAPTER WAS ONE PAGE. ONE PAGEEEEE

I ALSO HID LETTERS TO INCREASE THE QORD COUNT WHAT THE HELL

oh god not FLORIDA WHY FLORIDA 😔😔😔 i was the kind of kid who genuinely believed weird shit went down in ohio

enclosing a picture of the insanity here