#i'm in Hell

[taibhsearachd]

Very cool that in the US I have a problem with my ankle that's been ongoing for a year... on real bad days I can feel something in my foot grinding or clicking over something... and I gotta clear this with my insurance before I can get a test that will diagnose this problem I've been having for a year. Extra cool that I have to wait for the time of year when you're allowed to switch insurance providers, bc I want to negotiate with the new insurance providers vs the old ones about whether they should X-Ray my ankle that doesn't work.

[lunixiscool]

If you ever get embarrassed over how badly a movie impacted you, I just want you all to know that about 4 days after watching Dead Poets Society for the first time I had to stay home from school because I threw up after thinking about Todd and Neil

[thesovereignsring-if]

How does my TV break the same day I learn the game isn't working anymore either.

[msexcelfractal]

D2L is garbage software written by an insane person and designed to the specifications of an extremely stupid committee

[intervalart]

Shorthand AU Masterpost

So my brainrot has gotten so bad that I currently I have 5 AUs for The Idiot Cowboys. At this point they might as well be OCs because this is....... Ridiculous. I have never had this happen with any other series I've been into.

All of them are still WIPs, and anything is subject to change because I have no idea what I'm doing. (pic to break up the cut)

-Vampire/Werewolf (this one you already know); I use BBFF for short when referring to this. BBFF is short for Bark Bark Flap Flap, because I am garbage at naming things, lol (Masterpost here, and I will also post a short and simple summary comic I made for it when I get the chance)

This only happened cuz of the amount of research I've had to do to scientifically justify the supernatural elements in my mind. (there is a lot of science nonsense in here, ESPECIALLY around the vampire mechanics, believe me)

This is also a slowburn from hell, cuz they are both Very Bad at dying, to the point where they through the decades up to Near Future (for those not in the fandom, it's a wacky setting with robots and psychic powers and basically a kaiju fight. Y'know, just how the people in 1994 imagined 2014 would be) and they both are intended to have unique designs for that era too. (only MD is designed for that so far, will post later.)

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-Fae AU; (I call it Lil Guys AU cuz again, awful with names) still set in the wild west, but it's kinda borrowercore with somewhat darker pepperings of Home Safety Hotline in terms of lore.

I'm working on a summary for that that I will post when it's ready, but it also has a lot of magic mechanics to it. However at this point it's mostly ramblings and whatever bullshit I doodled (and there is A LOT OF IT at this point, because this is the main one i have been scared of posting), and a lot of fic that I've not posted anywhere because I am TERRIFIED of sharing my writing, lmao.

Their relationship moves a lot faster in this one, probably because they're both facing The Horrors™ together that are under the surface of the fantasy facade, and they have to trust each other to survive. (Mostly because they are both silly little rat guys) This one is very much high risk, high return in terms of their relationship.

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-Duende AU; This one, I literally stuck them in my own OG setting with my OCs (for all 5 of you who know it, it's Yukure's series, which i do need to post more of the lore for, sorry lol)

Essentially, Sundown is a normal guy/former sheriff due to being a suspect in an Unfortunate Event that befell his town in 2012 (The year which the main catalyst occurs in the series), but he was acquitted and sorta "honorably discharged" since he couldn't ever really face his job again (the investigation and trial dragged on for 5 years up to 2017, where the series takes place)

And here, MD is his "Duende" (sorta like being haunted by a ghost/having a Familiar, but they're also functionally a parasite on a host)

They have a similarly antagonistic relationship here, but it's a bit different here because Mad Dog thinks he's pretty much a normal, charming, handsome, witty, suave bounty hunter, who's not sure why he got stuck with some guy with ptsd and depression, and why he suddenly has weird cool powers, and now he's coping with essentially being a ghost/incorporeal.

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-Vaudeville AU; this is not so much an AU as it is a continuation of canon

Essentially, MD finally catches Sunny after years of goin' at it, collects the bounty money, feels aimless and and horrible because he has no purpose in life. (a core factor here being a sense of loss because he knows he couldn't beat Sunny at his prime, he had to wait til age caught up with him, and he's realizing how much of his own life he spent on it and is Going Through It)

So he breaks Sunny out of jail, talk out their problems, and live the rest of their lives with the bounty money hiding from the law. (fake names, new aliases, everything)

The Vaudeville part comes in cuz MD eventually buys a theater with the reward money, and the setting takes place in the early 1930s as a LAL fan chapter which I keep meaning to write. (These two are really just minor characters in that setting but it's fun anyway lol)

They're in their 70s at this point, but they're still kickin!

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-Roleswap; this is pretty much just what it says on the tin. If Mad Dog was the outlaw and Sundown was the bounty hunter.

I think MD is wanted for (allegedly) burning down a theater that he was performing in (in truth, the owner needed insurance money and blamed it on him)

This one in particular is fascinating, mostly because Sundown isn't dead inside.

He still has light in his eyes and people to protect. They survived the attack, but he still left town to draw attention away from them, and hunts bounties to survive. (he sends the money to them)

This one is probably the least developed, but still open ended for shenanigans. (I REALLY wanna make the designs for it too...)

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: You know how you rank your toes in like, favorites from one to ten?

Fit: [Stunlocked] Wait, wtf are you talking about?

Pac: Fit, can you kill me please? Right now? Can you kill me please? I can't take it anymore, just kill me now, just end me.

[thatoneocmaker]

My cousin (who is unfortunately a Swiftie) talks about how people hate Taylor because "they hate seeing a successful woman."

No, the reason why I hate her is because:

1. I'm getting sick of hearing her songs everywhere. It doesn't help that my cousin put on the Eras Tour on her TV.

2. Her usage of her private jet. Like girl, use a damn car, you'd be less wasteful that way.

3. The whole dating a racist thing (like seriously...)

4. Joe Alwyn. Like, she seriously left him because of his mental issues even though he was there for her mental issues??? Come on, I barely even know about that guy and even I think that's messed up.

and 5. Her album, "The Tortured Poets Department". More like the "Dear God it's an actual form of torture department". I read the lyrics, and holy shit it's bad. You'd think I'm kidding, but I'm not:

This is from "So Long, London", and this is about Joe Alwyn.

"Died on the altar waiting for proof", huh? You mean the fact that he stayed with you during your darkest days, but you decided to go off and have an affair with someone else for his? Like girl, be fucking for real. And this isn't even the only example of horrendous lyrics. "Tattooed golden retriever"? Really??? "Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto"?? My God, even rappers with more explicit lyrics have a better understanding of songwriting.

Also, there's the whole "mental ward" aesthetic, but that's another story.

I'm hoping this lady disappears from the public scene. Like, I don't want her to die or anything, but I just want her to just...stop. Like, you have enough money, and it feels like you're just writing lyrics for the sake of rhyming them instead of trying to tell a coherent story or something.

You want an actual album that tells a good story? Try "IGOR" or "DAMN". Those are some good choices.

Sorry if this rant comes off as nonsensical, I'm just mad.

[jetblackfeeling]

welcome back

[omniblades-and-stars]

If you were a quarian, what colors would your suit be? I'm thinking I would want some woodsy greens with white and gray accents.

[dearnandor]

once again thinking about how WILD the press of season 4 actually was july-september felt like a fever dream honestly you woke up one day with them saying nandermo are in fact soulmates and the next one they were talking about the bros dynamic and so on and on we collected things like oh they’re ross and rachel but gay or they’re like teenagers at their first love and a divorced couple all of once but then two days later SOMEONE wouldve said well it could be queer but it will be queer? no and literally one week later they’d talking about having fucking sex in nandor’s coffin at the point people were asking other actors what the hell was going on and other actors instead of answering idk man like normal person would have instead said lol nandors gonna do something really dumb with guillermo’s boyfriend and ruin evertything so be prepared all of this in ONE FUCKING MONTH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[nemorialex]

These two are a bloody fucking nightmare together...

[bloodygyaruuu]

"Ya sure you don't want no coffee with all that sugar?"

"Cállate."

They are very much in love and I also need to find a more consistent way to draw Dedede; i feel like I'm doing him dirty cuz I don't draw him enough.

Anyway here's the daily shippost <3

[nezumylove]

i want some dead dove helaegon, helaemond, or even heldaemon

[brokenxheart]

[princelancey]

guess who's locked inside their apartment :')

impromptu anon hour?

[nozomijoestar]

one thing they don't tell you about staying hydrated while sick is you'll be pissing out Niagara Falls