#i'm guessing they were big old meanies

[mygreendandelion]

'neither side is innocent' rhysand says, as not even the narrative bothers bringing up what the fuck the humans are guilty of. what did they do that equates to slavery to warrant rhysand using this dumb fuck argument? i am once again begging authors who are incapable of not fucking up themes even slightly complex not to write them

[itrustmydiscoverweekly]

They took so much of my money this week

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐(5 out of 5 stars)(yes I'm very biased)

augh, I love twenty one pilots, I've been listening to them since before I was even old enough to comprehend anything they were talking about, and wow they have made another brilliant album.

I can't even begin to explain how hyped I've been for this album since the album art leaked back in February (?). I bought the vinyl and the digital remains (WHAT IS 25??) I'm so excited for the proper Paladin Strait MV. I LOVE THIS ALBUM. yes, I am biased. Glad I'm alive for this album. I don't think I've ever had lyrics so quickly memorized to any album before, I love this album. Trying to pick my favorite songs was impossible. Your honor, they're all my favorite. Anyways, I guess I picked 3.

opinion time! (as always, not opinion order, just album order)

"Vignette" THESE DRUMS oml I love them, if you get a chance, watch the mv and just watch Josh. And jesus the lyrics cut in a way so similar to self-titled, laugh this SONG. Big fan of the bird noises at the start too, wish is was a vulture to tie in with Trench but those things make nasty noises and probably wouldn't be too good for a song... Live laugh love Clifford... I think this song, although it doesn't state anything outright, is a song of hope especially with the line "Where do I grow from here". And that little instrumental before the final chorus, augh, I'm kissing Paul Meany on the mouth.

"Navigating" seems to be a lot of people's favorite and with good reason. Again, big fan of the drums here. It's such a hype song with such a painful bridge. Tyler can shush that he doesn't like this song and dear god how I want to hear Drag Path and the other scrapped songs because what else is Tyler hiding from us! Again, a lot of this album carries really, really heavy themes but with that theme of hope and Pushing through. That last chorus, man that second to last my oh my, I wanna scream with him, I love it. Super fun

"At The Risk Of Feeling Dumb" I think this song is really silly, it sounds super silly, but I can't sit here and act like the message is silly, it sucks, and it's really heavy, but it is classic tøp, happy sound, dark lyrics. this song is great, I love it, it hits deep, and the chorus is very catchy drums are less notable here but still amazing. Paul Meany struck again, I love the mixing on this song too

Honorable Mentions!!! 🥳🥳🥳

I'm gonna hold myself back, I would put every other song here but I'll pick some favorites.

"Midwest Indigo" I'm from the Midwest, I'm biased, this song is fun it's high-energy. I'm in love with the lines "I requested Counsel with the counselor/ And he canceled twice" and just the way Tyler sings them. And Josh singing "What's your ETA" and "Chill out man we're right on time" live was so cute <3.

"Routines In The Night" I feel is a sister song to "Navigating" This song is more chill, and super vulnerable aghhh. The backing vocals on the chorus at 2:10 are also so addictive, listen to just that section oml.

Both versions of "The Craving" are so sweet <3

"Lavish": the award for the most creative way to say get fucked goes to! What a wild way to end a song Tyler!

"Paladin Strait" BLURRYFACE!!!!

[the-firebird69]

Imhotep is mummified alive! | The Mummy | CLIP

YouTube · Boxoffice Movie Scenes

Apr 8, 2023

So y

The idiot forces me out to take over the body, where is the vacuum me up somehow and push me to the pyramid and he ends up dead because of it. Ends up dead too she is up dead too. Absorb the whole body in order to escape and you have to just sit in that muck. They left now they're going to be entbed to the landscapes but really you'd be more nasty. The left of his buddies you left him and his buddies in the sarcophaga and they came back later and opened them and took the key back and it is a hellraiser key it does go to something that has a key in it. Now there's a few things that people don't know and you don't care about you should. We're going to ride with you today. There's nobody says what you do for us you're a fool it's just like this idiots say you're imitating us so you're imitating us so what where the real thing and we're going to go through your stuff you're going to regret your stupid attitude it's a date only an idiot would walk around saying what you said to these people sincerely you're stupid as hell and we're going to make sure you understand you are not to say those things to us.

Hera Zues

My children are correct you people are big losers and your meanies and your time is ending. Oxygen is rolling in and you don't like it you're talking about you more luck you're the guys are givin then you be hateful. If all these problems and then busy Billy z and you're still declaring victory over us as your race disappears into nothing your people go to Australia New Zealand and you fight to the death and there's a lot of you there so I guess you should feel a little arrogance about that but not much sincere skid and wreck yourself in the process that's something to be famous fore that's ridiculous. The attitude is bad the demeanor is bad and what you're saying is worse this guy Brad is a huge a****** and he started a lot of trouble and he ruined a lot of things because of what he did and it's you're realm max it's suffered, and our son we went Brad out of here and Trump and his sons are violent towards him and I'll tell you what they keep dying and dying and dying and soon they're all dead the entire clan and we did a lot of work and you guys don't even want them gone that much you're stupid you're going on taking the stuff right now it's horrendous so he saw it happen and we know that it's real and for Christ's sake you know. Your despicable people. This woman here A girl turned heinous and she's very old and she comes up in old format and says stuff and he can't understand and Gaga doesn't cuz she's making her it happens all the time this dumb s*** so can't you realize you're a war with a huge enemy of yours I mean at least acknowledge you know about it it's terrible. They walk around like AirHeads and don't even do anything all day. Here's some numbers to back up what I'm saying.:

-100,000 of you were killed in combat trying to get back here you can't come in if you go out.

-run 2 million of you used to live here and now there's about 1 million

-there were 170 households yesterday and this morning there's a 160 in the neighborhood and I'm getting a report that says it most likely will be 150 by sunrise.

-there's about 3,000 of you working in the higher up level Charlotte county government 2,000 or to be fired today

-and the City of punta Gorda has like 2,000 workers left out of 3,000 that were there and they plan to fire a thousand more

-the city of Port Charlotte had my 3500 was reduced to 2500 and now they want to reduce it to 1500

-Charlotte county government general workers they were at about 15% last week still this week they were dropped to 10% no they want to do that today

-private businesses and employees of by warlock we're at 30% 2 weeks ago dropped to 20% last week roughly and now they are falling fast and anticipated to be 10% today

- Charlotte county sheriff. Is that 300 yesterday it reduced it to 200 today.

-couldn't go to the police is it 60 yesterday and reduce it to 50 today.

-and as for agencies of government seasons of the federal government they're cutting you down to half finally. And I see FBI c i a g e a all the agencies and around 4,000 each in all of Florida and they're going to bring them to half of whatever number they are and mostly 2,000 agents and they're gross and their parents of the stupid and it wasted time and I really have to do it slowly

-they are starting to fire councilman and selecting and mayors and people working for state representatives. And people who work for the governor are getting fired and by other people. They went through about 10% of them yesterday. Today they want to go through 20% of them in Florida

-the building department in the planning department you have no alternative for him warlock is to sit here and wallow here and try and get other places built because you have given him no alternative and yeah you say you know it and we picked up on that extortion stuff and we're giving you no alternative get off of your dead and was trying to hit your numbers now did you see where and we're still obliterating against the Western hemisphere thank you. We're now starting a huge bombing campaign because your mouths here just now. And you look up and you'll see from a certain comic book universe the empire ships dropping bombs on you idiots

-it is a few other things that they are going to be removed from today and if they're made up agencies. In Florida law enforcement agency and hovers around 2000 forever being cut to 1,000 today

This is just someone what's going on today above I'm going to publish and there's some more changes coming

Thor Freya

So huge day and he's still kind of tired to try to rest

Hera

Olympus

Yup

Zues

[duckmania127]

my breath of fresh air p2

daryl dixon x reader

hi hi! I got sm love on p1 i just wanted to say thank you to everyone, especially @sublimecatgalaxy:) thank you all for your patience and here is part two! i hope you enjoy!

breath of fresh air series

warnings: none, just regular twd violence

summary: You and Daryl head on a run together just to get stuck in a closet with one another in order to avoid some old "friends" of yours, and oh yeah, you have a bounty on your head! Just kidding, somewhat... I would say good luck but we all know how far your luck has gotten us.

It's been about 3 months now since I met him and his family.  It took awhile for me to settle in, remember everyone's names, and feel comfortable around such a big group of people. Considering all of the shit I've been through, I can't help but feel a little proud that I haven't freaked out over their intentions and am actually putting my trust into Daryl that these are good people. This journalling shit that Beth told me about has been helping I guess, I mean I'm not saying It's my savior in such a shitty ass place but it's alright. Daryl teases me about it sometimes, thinks its cute that I'm listening to her advice considering she's so much younger than us but whatever. He is really cool and he's got a big heart for such a grouch to be honest and- Oh wait, I gotta go, that idiot has come to disrupt my peace:) just kidding, talk later I guess? what the hell am I saying bye.

You close the journal and put it into your bag after hearing Daryl whistle at you to come down from the tower, he knows you like it up there since you told him it's peaceful. Once you make your way down and start to walk with him you hear him ask, “You alright?” and you nod giving him a little smile, “yeah, just wanted to write somewhere quiet, you know?” You say and hear a common "pfft" sound coming from him, so obviously you elbow him for teasing you until you hear someone calling your name.

You've been helping Carl out with taking care of Judith for the past few weeks now so when you hear his familiar voice calling out to you, you go help him to calm her down. The baby only seems to calm down around you and Daryl. This fact happened to shock everyone when they found out, the fond memory makes you smile a little more at the small girl whos crying seemed to be settling down in your arms.

Daryl stayed back and couldn't help but watch. Just a few months ago you had a knife up against his neck and had such a tough exterior that he probably wouldn't believe you if you told him you'd be here tucking a flower into Carl's ear, and making silly faces to Judith. His thoughts were put to a halt though when he heard Carol and Maggie's teasing coming from behind him, "Daryl and Y/N sittin in a tree K I S S-" after hearing that he scoffed and flipped them off, “shut up, both of ya” he quickly huffed at them and put his hand down when you came back over to him. “I don't wanna hear a single thing coming from you, next time I call you a big old meanie,” you tease, "What'd I tell you bout callin me old," he mumbles grumpily to you and feels his heart swell a little at your laugh from what he said. He follows closely behind you as you start to walk over to the girls to say hello.

Once you both get there, you go with Maggie as she pulls you aside to go over the things needed from the run and to ask you for some things she needed personally. Since you're busy talking with Maggie, you aren't able to overhear Daryl and Carol’s conversation. Which is probably a good thing if you ask Daryl.

“You like her don't you?” Carol asks him with a cheeky smile on her face as she poked his muscular arm, “what? No, shut up,” Daryl grumbles as he makes sure you're not listening or anywhere near them. “Oh come on, I dont think I've ever seen you spend so much time with anyone as much as her. Not even me! And that's saying something.” she tells him and smiles when she sees the blush appearing on his face, “woman dont you got breakfast to be dealin with, leave me alone,” he says throwing a small piece of grass at her that he was fiddling with and shakes his head to hide his smile at her laughing. He quickly makes his way over to you before Maggie starts asking you questions that have nothing to do with the run, since he already sees the childish grin on her face as he walks over to you both, “hey, uhm you ready to go on that run?” You nod at his question and get ready to go.

Later on

So far the run hasn't gone too bad, you guys found some medicine and some cans of food but according to Daryl, “we got a lot of mouths to feed, we ain't gonna feed em all with four cans of peas and some corn.” You roll your eyes at his attitude and you suddenly stop in your tracks, before being able to give him a sassy remark you hear faint footsteps coming from outside, “Daryl, back up right now and get the hell into the room on the right,” you panic and immediately start backing up into him so he can pull you both in there. He gets the hint and gently but quickly pulls you both inside, closing the door behind him and looks at you. After a few seconds of him looking at you confused, he hears footsteps and voices. He swears you surprise him every time, he is always so shocked at your keen sense of hearing and tracking skills in general.

Meanwhile, your heart suddenly drops at the sound of a familiar voice, "Oh! Eddie! lets scope this area out then we gotta head back before the boss has our asses!” You hear them come inside and your breath hitches. Daryl notices the fear radiating off of you and gently squeezes your arm, all while pulling you closer, “hey, you're alright, I ain't lettin nothin happen to ya.” You grip onto his vest and let out a deep breath, you give him a quick nod and say quietly, "Daryl, we need to leave like asap, please." His eyebrow quirks up at your worry, " You know em' don't you?" he asks you and rubs his thumbs softly on your arms to try and give you some calm.

He feels extremely worried about you since he's never seen you this scared of something before. The only time he's seen you so worried was when he had a nightmare or when you were ready to kill anyone who tried to harm the people you cared about. So seeing that whoever these people are, were bringing you fear not only worried him more about you, it infuriated him. You nod to answer his question and bite your lip as you hear one of the men approach the room, you both were hiding in. So you quickly duck into the closet, feeling Daryl come with you as he closes the closet door behind you both.

The man walked in the room, only a few seconds after with his gun held high as he started to rummage through drawers in the bedroom. You could tell they were looking for supplies. He went into the bathroom and when he found nothing he looked over at the closet, your heart dropping instantly. You shakily and slowly started to raise your knife from its holster, wanting to be prepared for anything. Daryl had quietly pushed you behind him as the man came closer to the closet, he was ready to pounce on the guy until you all heard, "Everyone get your asses down here now! Somebody was here, maybe we can finally find that crazy ass bitch that took out Kenny and Al!"

The man backed away from the closet door and left quickly. His thoughts about the contents of the coset disappearing as you heard his loud heavy steps going down the stairs. Once you knew for a fact he was gone, you let out a deep breath that you didn't even know you were still holding in. You carefully slid your knife back into its holster and looked up at Daryl. He was looking at you, nervously chewing his lip, "You the chick they're talkin bout huh?" he asked you quietly as he started to step outside of the closet, going first in order to make sure no one was around, "Not now D, please let's just get the hell out of here and I promise I'll explain everything after." You tell him and gently squeeze his hand in yours, hoping he will believe you and luckily he did. He nodded and you both managed to slip out of the bathroom window and sneak away from the house, quickly making a run for it to the woods.

Before you met Daryl, you had a very bad run in with some of the Governor’s men. It definitely did not end well. You were scavenging for supplies on a run, back when you were completely alone and they found you leaving the house. One particular man with a long blade on the stump where his hand used to be, obviously took a liking to you and wanted you to come back with them. When you refused, they all took your supplies, beat you up and just as they were about to kill you, you managed to escape and get the hell away from that nightmare.

So the second the sun set and the night fell upon you, you began tracking them down to their camp. All you wanted was your supplies back, but things didn't end up that way considering everything went to shit and you had to kill two of his men and managed to beat up another one who tried to hurt you. After getting away you were met with a herd, which is the same one that led you to Daryl. Little did you know, that the same particular man with the long blade on his hand was Merle, and the man you were falling for happened to be his little brother. Who knew that during all of that time at the prison, you were being hunted by a certain Dixon brother. I mean, lucky you huh?

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till next time:)

<3 duck

[job-the-prosperous]

have you met anyone else in the basement?

((really long post, sorry in advance))

My favorite person here is Bethany. She's always super nice and helpful! We even both have the same quirk where we tend to see angel deals more often. Apparently that's weird according to everyone else. Bethany's is, calming to talk with. We haven't completely lost faith in God. I think most down here have at this point. I... don't think I have. Hard to tell anymore. Sometimes I wonder if I should be following something that has deemed me unworthy.

Um. Anyhow.

The two of us are the only ones who haven't completely given up yet. Except for maybe Isaac.

On the topic of Isaac, he's alright. I have no idea what he thinks of me cause he's always so quiet. I'd say he's shy, but I have a feeling there's something more to it. Isaac is super smart. Always planning ahead and knows just what to do at the nick of time. Very selfless, to a point were I worry about him. Though no one can exactly help him when he refuses to speak.

Magdalene! Would it be wrong of me to say she gives off bad vibes? I can't put my finger on it, cause I don't think she's a bad person. But something just, freaks me out a bit when I'm with her. Other than that she's also a joy to be around. She tells me that one day when we all get out of here she wants to invite us all to her house and make a whole buffet of pastries for us. She never sounds like she believes in her words though.

I have little to say on Lazarus. I've only had one run with him so far, and it wasn't exactly the best first impression. Very jittery and nervous even when we weren't in any danger. Pretty sure as soon as I woke up he had asked me if he wanted me to kill himself so he can get some power boost. Didn't even know his name. The others must pester him a lot about it, poor guy. It's easy to tell how much he hates it. Looking at your own dead body can't be very comforting.

The Forgotten is actually a young girl. Hard to tell given her appearance, but from what she has told me she's only 6 years old. I feel simply awful for her, I can only image how overwhelming this is for them. I mean geez, I can barely handle it and I'm around 4 years older. Still, she's more cheerful than I could ever dream of in our position. Reminds me a lot of my baby sister.

If it wasn't for all of those demons she carries around with her, I'd probably get along better with Lilith. They pick on me all the time and I don't know why. Lilith herself is chill with me. I don't know how she gets around so well with her blindfolds on, but it doesn't seem to affect her any. Okay, so sometimes she'll bump into something but we all do that.

The Lost reminds me a lot of Isaac. Quiet, reserved, all that fun stuff. Unlike Isaac, The Lost is a big ol' meanie sometimes. He's some cranky old man always spewing on about how life is unfair and that I made a mistake on coming here. As if I choose to do this. I can complain all day but in the end I don't blame him for being like this. He has this morbid theory that if he doesn't get out of here soon he'll end up completely consumed and gone forever. Not quite sure what he's referring too, but it's pretty scary. I hope I don't end up like him.

Judas is mean and I hate him. All he does is bully me and complain about how I'm dead weight. If he's not doing that, he's preaching up a storm about how great the devil is and all this weird occult stuff. Swear he does it purposefully to make me upset. So bitter and disconnected. I wouldn't be surprised if he had no friends to speak of. Don't know who would want such negativity in their lives. He loves to act tough but I know for a fact that he's just a big baby. Couldn't care less for him.

Cain and I don't mesh. We are always fighting over supplies, especially coins. You'd think I'd be better off holding them so we'll get more later on, but I guess if he can't have it no one will. Cain cares a lot about people. Unlike Judas he won't throw me into the mouth of a monster for an opening. Something about our personalities make us more prone to being mad at one another.

I suppose I am a bit mean when I call Eve a jerk. She's not nearly as bad as Judas. More so pushy. A her way or the highway type of attitude. At least she's willing to make a few compromises. Even if we don't get along, I always get the farthest on runs when I'm with her. So that's a plus.

Azazel freaks me out a bit, being a demon and all. Loves to pull pranks at all the wrong times. Not a favorable sight but not one I'll despise seeing every time I do. He is funny, I'll give him that much.

Samson is a new breed of uncomfortable. He's like a ticking time bomb seconds away from exploding. If you're lucky he'll go for the monsters. If not, let's just say I've heard lots of rumors of Samson killing the other people just for saying something he didn't like. He may just be blood lusty, always going after a new target. He can be pretty nice to be around when he's not upset, unfortunately its all to uncommon.

Okay, Jacob and Esau are strange. Cause they aren't scary in the way Samson is. Not even the lack of skin on one them is particularly what my problem is. I think Jacob may he purposefully hurting Esau. Like, a lot. They always get into some sort of fight about something. At first it's just a lot of arguing and screaming. Which I get, I did that with my family. But then theirs a point were I'll lose tract of them and I'll never see them again. I never go looking for them. If the entrance to the next floor is open I'm taking it. I, get really scared of what I might see if I did. I hope Esau is okay... I'm sure if I am feeling that extremely malicious vibe from Jacob than Esau must be too. I might just be thinking to deep into it. When you're always on edge, anything can seem like a threat.

I wish I could say more about these guys, but can't speak much on something you don't know. I have heard some rumors about them.

Isaac has muttered about a person named Eden before. A few people had said some things about them. Mostly on how they are way to happy to be here. Admittedly that does sound odd.

Apollyon I have met briefly. I had one run with them, but I died on the first floor. What can I say? They were the first person I met and I had no idea what I was doing. They had helped me with teaching me the basics, so they can't be that bad.

All I've heard about the last person is that I can trust them sometimes and other times I should take them out as soon as possible. Not what I'd call that helpful information. Don't even know who they are talking about.

Job stuffed the key ring back into his pocket. Phew, he had enough spare keys to check out the next item room. He hadn't had the best luck so far, but his angel room had given him some optimism.

More bones?! Really?!? Fine, I guess I'll take it. If I remember correctly this is Bone Spurs. I can't seem to figure out what it does, but I know for sure it doesn't do what the last one does.

He picked up the item, observing the splintered bone for any clue as to what it may do. Job couldn't get anything from a glance alone. Guess he had to put it on for a test ride. The bone had disappeared from his hands, as he felt a slight bit of pressure on the back of his neck. Feeling around a bit, he found one small spot on the middle of his neck where a sharp, jagged piece of bone stuck out. He couldn't feel any noticeable pain from it, which is appreciated. Still, it didn't tell him much on what it did.

Either way, with the new item in tow, he walked back into the catacombs to find this floor's exit.

[nahoyaglock]

📃 AS I AM CHAPTER 2 — Talk To Me

SUMMARY — You knew Kageyama Tobio since you both were in diapers, being close family 'friends'. You always wanted to befriend the quiet kid but no matter your efforts, he would never crack. When you transfer schools and meet Kageyama again, what will happen to your relationship?

PAIRING — family friend!kageyama x y/n

GENRE — fluff/crack/angst

WARNINGS — kags being a meanie

WORD COUNT — 1.7k

FIND THE MASTERLIST HERE

You woke up the next day to your slightly annoying alarm, groaning as you stretched. You reached for your phone to snooze your alarm, yawning loudly as you opened your phone to see notifications. You checked your text messages first, seeing two unknown numbers that sent you a text.

(Sent September 23rd at 11:24 pm)

xxx-xxx-xxxx: [Hey y/n! This is Shoyo!]

[From the volleyball club!]

(Sent September 23rd at 11:28 pm)

xxx-xxx-xxxx: [Yo, this is noya!]

You smiled and responded to both of their texts before climbing out of bed, stretching your arms and legs. You grabbed your uniform to slip it on before remembering something. You haven't sent Kageyama a goodmorning text!

(Sent September 24th at 6:34 am)

Y/N: [good morning Tobio! Do you want to eat lunch together today?]

[Ill bring your favorite snacks!]

Kageyama: [can't, im busy today]

Y/N: [how about tomorrow?]

Kageyama: [busy.]

You sighed and brushed it off, thinking for a bit. You smiled, Tobio was so cool! He must be busy with something important, you thought as you dressed into your uniform. Your mom let you decide if you wanted to be driven again or walk, it was only a 15 minute walk. You knew sooner or later you'd be forced to walk so you decided to walk today.

It was chilly out of course, so you slipped on a scarf and slipped out the front door. You decided to stop at the convenience store on the way to the school, grabbing three meatbuns and purchasing them. When you continued on your walk, you noticed a familiar face.

"Hey Kageyama!" You called, causing the male to jump and look around until his eyes landed on you. His calm expression turned slightly sour, and you giggled, jogging over to him. "Good morning Tobio!" You huffed out, handing him a meat bun.

"Morning, and no thank you," he declined the meat bun, making you shrug and take a bite. "Do you always walk to school?" You ask, kicking some rocks, humming a light tune. He lightly hummed and didnt bother to look at you, making you pout. "You could give me a real answer Kageyama."

You cross your arms and notice the males ears turn slightly red and he nods. "Sorry," he mumbles and you guys arrive at the school, entering the door. You sighed lightly of relief, smiling at the slight warmth the inside of the school offered.

"Where are you going to Tobio?" You asked, turning to the male, leaning over and slapping your knee lightly. He took a glance at you and turned away, "im going to class. Bye." He walked off without another word from either of you two, and you huffed lightly.

(Sent September 24th at 6:51 am)

Y/N: [Shoyo! What does Kageyama do during lunch?]

Shoyo: [What? He doesnt do anything, what do you mean?]

Y/N: [He said he's busy today but i didnt get to ask him what he was doing :'/]

Shoyo: [Ah! Uhm.. ill ask him!]

You bit your lip and thought for a bit. You guessed maybe Hinata and Kageyama weren't as close as you thought. You stuffed your phone into your pocket and headed to your class, taking your seat behind the blonde, Tsukishima. "Hey, Tsukki," you tapped him.

"Hmm?" He hummed turning to face you. Class hasnt started yet, so you placed your plastic bag on the desk, smiling. "Want a meat bun?" His eyebrows went up before he glared at you, then nodded. You beamed at him as you handed him a bun, watching him take a bite.

"Thanks," he says and turns back to his seat. "Oh yeah, and don't call me Tsukki." He went back to working on some work that he had left to complete. You ate the last meat bun before placing the plastic bag into your backpack.

—

During lunch you decided that you would stay in the classroom, you didn't bother to go find another spot to sit or anyone to sit with. You slipped on some headphones and shuffled your favorite playlist, smiling at the tune. You ate your food that you had prepared as you doodled on some homework that you had finished.

You were so into your doodles that you almost didn't notice the freckled boy trying to get your attention. "Hello?" You looked up at him, smiling instantly at the cute boy. "W-wow, hey!" You slipped off your head phones and paused your playlist. "Im Tadashi, Tsukki's friend."

"Ah, you're from the volleyball club huh?" You smiled and took a quick bite of your food before turning your attention back to the male. He smiled and nodded his head, "yeah, you're kageyamas friend uh.. y/n?"

"Yeah, it's nice to meet you," you said and he scooted close to you. "What are you drawing?" He took a peek at your sketches and then looked back up at you, smiling. "Ah, sorry this is unrelated but– your eyes are so pretty," you giggle, cupping the males face, making him giggle as well.

"You know, you're very open," Tsukishima adds, turning around in his desk to face both you and Tadashi. You took another bite of your food and then leaned back in your desk. "Well, what's wrong with that?" You ask, smirking, "it makes it easy to talk to people and make friends."

Yamaguchi giggles a bit at your comment, but you weren't sure why. "Maybe if you were more open Tsukki, you'd have more friends," yamaguchi laughed out, causing you to also burst out in laughter. Tsukishima tried hard to act offended, but couldn't help but crack a small grin at his friends comment.

—

After school you decided to go to the gym again with Tsukishima and Yamaguchi. You walked next to Yamaguchi and you two talked and laughed on the way there. "Volleyball is pretty fun! Have you ever played?" He asked and you smiled, nodding. "My old friends from Nekoma let me play with them sometimes," you blurted, bouncing with each step at the happy memory.

"N-nekoma?!" Yamaguchi gasped, jaw dropping. You nodded, furrowing your eyebrows. "Yeah, why?" You questioned, also noticing an intrigued glance from the taller male. "You moved from Tokyo? From Nekoma High?" He asked as you guys stepped into the gym.

"Yeah, I'm from Tokyo," you smiled, you and Tadashi following Tsukishima like puppy dogs, continuing the conversation. "Y/N!" A loud voice called and you turned to see Hinata running full speed at you. He stopped on his heels, infront of you with a big smile. "Hi!" He smiled widely and bounces.

You wave a small goodbye to Tadashi and Tsukishima as they go to set up and you turn back to the orange headed male. "Whats up Hinata?" Nishinoya and Tanaka trailed after Hinata, "you dont have friends here yet right?" Tanaka asked and you tilted your head.

"Ah, well its only my second day here. I only have Kageyama but hes so grumpy and busy all the time, but I think you guys are pretty cool," you giggled, swinging one of your legs to a random tune playing in that head of yours. "Do you want to walk home with us today? We're gonna stop by the coaches store after practice," Noya spoke up, hope in his eyes.

"Of course! As long as they have meatbuns," you closed your eyes, smiling at the thought of meatbuns. "Wow, you must really like meat buns. Kageyama said that you bought some this morning," Hinata jumped up and down in place to keep his legs warm.

"Yeah, theres a convenience store nearby my house on the way here, so I had to get meatbuns!" You heard Daichi calling the boys to huddle, so you took a seat near the side of the gym near where the managers were standing. You worked on some homework, once again letting your mind wander as you doodled on the page.

You decided to take a break and went on your phone. You were mindlessly scrolling through social media for the rest of the practice, not once noticing the time that passed by until you felt quick repeated taps on your shoulder. You jumped and saw Hinatas big goofy smile in your face.

"Lets go go go!" He jumped and rushed out the door, leaving you shocked and rushing to grab your stuff before running after him. You saw Kageyama, Tsukishima and Yamaguchi waiting outside the door, watching you and hinata rush out the door. "Noya and Tanaka had to leave early so its just us!" Hinata informed you. You guys head to the store, kageyama standing on the opposite side of the group of you.

"Hey Kageyama look," you grabbed a bag of candy off one of the shelves and held it up for him to see. "You used to eat this all the time in first grade," you giggled and inspected the bag. You decided to purchase it and some meatbuns before you guys finished your walk home.

It was nice to talk to new people, new faces, but you really wanted to spend time with Kageyama.

"Kageyama, do you want my mom to give you a ride home, my house is right around the corner," you say, stuffing a meatbun in your mouth while shoulder bumping the male playfully. Hinatas expression was confused, but slightly worried. "Kageyama are you okay?"

Kageyama looks up at Hinata and nods his head "I'm fine." He said, completely ignoring what you had asked him. Thinking he was maybe being stubborn you poked his ankle with the toe of your shoe, "atleast give me an answer Tobio."

"I'll walk home by myself," he muttered and sped up his pace, leaving you behind. You slowed down until you were next to Tsukishima and continued to eat your meatbuns. "Why do you let him treat you like that?" Tsukishima asked, taking a sip of his drink.

"Like what?" You asked, staring at the blonde with a look of utter confusion, making him nod. "He just ignores you or brushes you off half the time." He states before waving at Tadashi and Hinata that turned down different roads. "He's always been like that, even since we were children, hes just stubborn."

Tsukishima scoffs lightly. "Stubborn," he repeats softly, then turns to face you. "Ill see you tomorrow shorty," he says before slipping on his headphones and taking a right, leaving you to go left. You thought about what Tsukishima said, what did he mean? Kageyamas just like that, right?

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[whole-lotta-hoes]

Whole Lotta Hoes| Crack Fanfic Mini Series

Episode One: Zeppelin Is No More

Episode Two: Looking For A Job

Episode Three:

Episode Four:

Episode Five:

Warning:

This will cause you to lose a couple of brain cells and question your sanity. It will include a shit ton of weird shit and things that don't make sense at all. Do not read if you are not ready for any of this, read at your own risk.

Cast:

John Paul Jones (Main character)

Robert Plant

Jimmy Page

John Bonham

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Led Zeppelin is a band apparently. It's just a bunch of horny mother fuckers put together to make songs about sex. John Paul Jones was laying in bed with Robert Plant which he has no idea how that happened. He hoped nothing weird went down between them cause Jimmy Page would be so mad. oh jesus oh god you do not want to make that mother fucker mad. He'll literally turn you into a cheeseball and eat you. John got out of bed only to see that John Bonham was standing in the corner eating swedish fish gummies. He was not going to question it.

"Want some?" Bonzo asked him and he held one in his hand.

"I don't know you what the fuck!?" Jonesy yelled. He went to the baffroom and spotted jimmy trying to swim inside of the toilet. He believed he could do it if he tried hard enough.

"the oil supply demand is sky rocketing these days!" jimmy yelled as he got out of the toilet.

"Bitch do not touch me with your boo boo water," He warned him as he grabbed a toothbrush to use as a weapon. He learned how to make a knife with it in jail.

"Penis guitar playing is totes fun jonesy, you should try it," jimmie added. Oh mother fucker he is a heterosexual lad. Or that is what he said the other day when he ate some of robert's caramel popcorn. man he wondered how he even ended up in that stupid band. who's led and why does he have a zeppelin? you know some guy named their kid zeppelin but he claims that he didn't name him after the band. wait what were we talking about?

The band all decided to head to mcdonalds to eat happy meals. jimmy tickles.

"Guys! oh my god you will not believe it but britney is such a slut! ugh! can't believe she left me for a fish lookin' mother fucker-"

"No one gives a rats ass about your weird horny ass!" jimmy cut him off by yelling at robert. God damn that shithead has a huge ego but a small dick. Jonesy never understood why people liked him so much. He once stole his favorite pair of jojo siwa socks and claimed he never knew he owned any.

"You motherfuckers we're supposed to be going on tour!" Bonzo yelled as he swooped the food off the table.

"suck my asshole bonzo!" jim yelled.

"calm down pagey, he's just a meanie," robert added as he patted his head.

"y'all need to start realizing that no one likes you both!" jonesy snapped.

"shut up you're literally ugly and small and the bassist of led zeppelin and you look like heman with that stupid haircut of yours" Bonzo said as he ate jonesys burgers. damn that hurt.

"You know," jonesy began, "i don't need this job"

"what job?" robeet askes.

"shhhhh let the weirdo speak," jimmy said as he stuck his finger into his mouth.

"without me you will all suck asshole and no one will actually like led zeppelin," he explained.

the three slowly looked at each other and began to laugh their asses off at him.

"You act like you matter so much," robert added.

"shut up cheese cream! you're literally big and ugly and you look like you are 50 years old!" bonzo said as he drank his milk. that was funny. Jonesy felt his blood boil and grabbed his happy meal and stormed out.

-

It was the day of their shit concert. led zeppelin were backstage preparing to cause a dismother and set things on fire. preferably roberts underwear that pretty much doesn't exist in this case. the band stepped on stage and the crowd went wild.

"hello bananas-" That motherfucker fell forward into the drum set. oopsies. jimmy ran to him to make sure his hoe isn't dead or alive. fucking bon jovi.

"oh shit! robert plant is down!" he yelled. jonesy was absolutely done with them. they are nothing but a bunch of dumb fucks who ruin everything. He took out his laser penis and shot jimmy and robert to death.

"oh Motherfucker has a fucking laser pp! hija de su pinche madre!" jimmy yelled as he split in half. robert died again. bonzo just sat there blown away by the fact that that john paul jones just killed the front man and the guitarist of Led Zeppelin in front of millions of people. he was impressed.

"holy shit man you really-"

nope sorry but jonesy shot him too so he died. damn he could've let him live. meanie. oh wait im writing this so i could've.... ah man im too lazy to go back and fix it. too bad we're going with this plot now. Jonesy stepped off the stage and headed to the back.

"god dammit i hate everyone in this bloody world," he said to himself. he decided to hit the pub that was nearby to enjoy himself.

As he was sitting at the counter drinking something that is an alcoholic beverage. he began to spark ideas of what he could possibly do since led zeppelin died. He thought about starting a whole new band but he remembered that what caused him to kill led zeppelin. that was out of the shopping list for walmart. next was to steal money from the bank so he remains rich but he then realized that he is a famous musician and will get recognized quickly. fuck. he then thought of changing his hair to look less like heman cause that insult hurt.

"aha!" he shouted. He finally thought of something that could get him a shit ton of money. He drank the remaining drink from his cup and ran out of the pub.

-

he put on a thicc line of eyeliner, red lipstick, a black wig, fish nets leggings, high heeled boots, and earrings. oh man this is going to be hella great. His wife walked in to see what the fuck this small ass mothertrucker was up to this time. oh man i shat my pants.

"sweetie what the fuck are you doing!?" she yelled. Jonesy turned to look at her.

"led zeppelin is no more," he responded. She was so confused and wondered how the fuck she even ended up marrying heman. she had no idea what led zeppelin is no more meant and was hella concerned for his health.

"be back in a few days," he added as he broke his ankle trying to exit the house and rolled down the hill. oops it's not up the hill anymore. guess you could really say he went down hill. i hate myself so much. he walked down the sidewalk and ended up in someone's house. Motherfucker it's jimmy page's house. he stole his nice trousers or whatever those were. my teacher walked by as i wrote that btw. turns out they don't fit him cause jimmy is also a big hoe and jonesy isn't. shit. jimmy is embarrassing asf. that was pointless of him stealing so he stole his underwear. wait he wears those? imma look it up hold on. i didn't find anything about that so im just going to assume that he doesnt.

there was a picture of jimmy when he was with the yardbirbs and golly that is one ugly Motherfucker! he stole and stuffed it into his underwear. he got out of the house full of useless shit that he did not need at all. Then he forgot what he was doing. Jonesy continued walking down the street only to break his other ankle and rolled down the steep pathway. damn he's one dumb hoe bitch.

-

His laser penis was out of control. he just wanted to have a little me time but instead shot a whole through the wall of the motel be was staying in. god dammit. he removed his pp and switched it out with a normal pp. that's odd. his plan of overthrowing led zeppelin stressed him out. what else do you do when you're stressed? well can't say cause i ain't gotta peener. he got so bored. his days of not being in led zeppelin have been lame and was the worst idea he could even come up with. he didn't know what to do know. he can't just eat your grandma over and over again. he looked at himself through the mirror and oh my god I'm a sexy Motherfucker oh yeah bitch im THE BITCH. he needed to find something that'll keep him entertained for while.

babysitting was a bad idea. he got bitten by a bunch of goblins and gave him rabies. god i hate kids.

"hello motherfucker," jimmy said.

"OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD DAD SHOES PENIS PLANT! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU THE OTHER DAY!" Jonesy yelled as he jumped over the couch.

"Nah bitch that was just my twin brother Jamie Patricia Page," He added. "Bitch why are you dressed like a stripper?"

Oh yeah he forgot that was what he was going to do once he killed led zeppelin. he still can but now there's a little bitch with him named james patrick page.

"we should kill robert plant," jimny suggested.

"Bitch i already killed him, you're a little too late you duck whore," he responded.

turns out he didn't actually kill led zeppelin but instead killed their twin brothers.

"You want to overthrow led zeppelin into the trashcan?" Jonesy asked. "Thought that's what you and bert wanted to do...."

"Nah man.... percy is a very stupid penguin and is meanie.... he stole my jojo siwa socks," jimmy explained.

ah damn turns out robert plant is the villain of the story and should be died. he is too powerful. his hair will slice the fuck out of anyone.

"You got a plan?" Jonesy asked.

"i say we steal his pants and burn them and use them as an alternative to oil," he explained. damn science class. then this guy named bonzo showed up and began to beat them with his drum sticks.

"BONZO CALM THE FUCK DOWN! AHHHHHHHHH!!!" james yelled.

"sorry but robert said to beat you both with them!" bonzo yelled back.

jonesy dug through his pants and took out a bunch of swedish fish gummies.

"hey look! fish gummies! come and get it boy!"

"bitch what the fuck I am not some stupid dog for you to be doing that time of shit you small Motherfucker heman lookin hoe short shit," bonzo said.

"GIMME GIMME OH SHIT!" he attacked Jonesy.

jimmy page the god of led zeppelin stood there watching while cheering them on fight fight fight! it got in here so he removed his trousers and threw them at bonzo which ended up knocking him out.

"oh shit! your pants are powerful! we can use it to kill percy!" Jonesy shouted.

"NO! JIMBERT MUST GO CANON!" Jimmy yelled and jumped out the window. all you heard was splash. that motherfucker jumped into the pool and is now wet. that's a disturbing image. Jonesy rolled his eyes and went back to doing whatever the fuck he was doing. it all of a sudden got really bright outside. oh the sun came out cause it was cloudy. but wait! Jonesy looked out the window and spotted robert plant heading towards him.

"IM THE GOLDEN GOD-" that motherfucker fell inside of the pool and sizzled. cual pinche golden god ese no mas anda haciendo puros desmadres y estupideces de mario.

that was the end of led zeppelin.

[elisaphoenix13]

(AT) To Bring Them Home

A more in depth version of Remembering The Departed (but with Harley and Cassie added so other fics fit).

"Hey Mama Bear. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tear jerker." Tony sighs heavily and leans back against the wall of the ship. " It's not like you're ever going to see these anyway. I watched you fade to nothing in front of me after all. You and Peter. I guess I'm recording these for my own sanity. It helps to pretend you're getting these messages. Totally lame right?"

The engineer clears his parched throat. He was desperate for anything to moisten his mouth at this point.

"Today's day twenty-one? No. Twenty-two. You know if it wasn't for the existential terror of staring into the literal void of space, I'd say I'm feeling a little better today. The infection has run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there." He weakly motions to Nebula somewhere in the vicinity behind him. "Oh you'd love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic."

Stephen probably would like the cyborg. He may have been cautious of her at first, but if she treated the kids well, the sorcerer would have immediately warmed up  to Nebula. The poor woman just needed a friend.

"So the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the ion charge by ourselves and bought 48 hours of flight time. But it's now dead in the water a thousand light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning, and that'll be it." Tony rubs his eyes. "It looks like...well you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I mean actually if you grovel for a couple weeks and then move on with enormous guilt..." He trails off as he fights off the impending lure of sleep.

"I should probably lie down for a minute. Rest my eyes. If by some miracle I make it back home, the first thing I'm going to do is look for Harley and Diana. God I hope they're still at home. If I go home and they're gone too...I don't know what I'm going to do." He would very likely off himself but he didn't need to say that. Tony was sure that if somehow, Stephen was able to see these messages, he would know. "Please know, when I drift off, it'll be like every night lately. I'm fine...totally fine. I dream about you. God it's always you." Tony says with a broken whisper.

He was hungry, dehydrated, and lost in space with a robotic woman and for once he looked forward to sleep. Dreams of Stephen and their family was his only salvation in this terrible situation he found himself in. He was already hallucinating blue butterflies, and he tried to touch one the first time he saw it, but it had disappeared as soon as his fingers went through the illusion. Tony just ignored them after that. He never asked Nebula if she saw them, because he knew the answer would be a 'no', and she would watch him like a hawk.

With a sigh, he shuts off the recording mechanism in his helmet and pulls on a jacket before laying down. This would quite possibly be the last time his eyes would be open, but at least when he went, it would be to pleasant dreams. Dreams, and the part of him that believed that the blue butterfly settling on the arm he was laying on, was Stephen watching over him.

________________________

Carol had miraculously come across them and took them back to Earth, and once an IV was shoved into him, the remaining Avengers held a meeting. Tony really just wanted to keep to his promise and looks for his other two kids, but he also needed to know who else they had lost. Picture after picture popped up on the multiple screens in the meeting room at the compound, and Tony had to hold himself together when Stephen and Peter's picture came up. He almost lost it when Harley's appeared as well, but then the pictures stopped and the screens vanished.

He never saw Diana and that made him jump to his feet and almost fall over from how weak he was. Pepper had to step forward and steady him as he points a shaky finger as the previous location of the screens.

"D-Diana?" He mentally curses when he stumbles over the single word. "Where...is she...is she alive?"

Steve steps over to his other side to help keep him steady, and offers him a small smile. "She's alive. Out of all of the kids, she and Cassie are still here."

Tony nearly sobs with relief. "Clint and Scott?"

Natasha frowns. "Neither of them are responding to any of our calls. We have to assume they were victims too."

"I want to see my daughter." The engineer whispers, and Pepper gently rubs his back.

"You will, but you need rest."

"I'll rest when I..." Tony blinks away the black spots forming in his vision and the room begins to spin. "When I--"

Then he collapsed. The little bit of effort he had put into talking and standing was too much for his body, and it forced him to rest. He slept for two days without waking, but he woke up on third day and Rhodey all but forced him to eat. In any or he scenario he would have fought, but Diana was alive and all he cared about was seeing her. Tony caved when his best friend promised he could see her as soon as he ate, and he did. He ate as much as he could stomach and Rhodey kept to his promise by having Natasha bring Diana to him. Big blue eyes brightened when his six-month-old daughter saw him and she squealed happily as she reached out for him.

"Dada!"

That one simple word was what broke Tony when he finally got to hold his baby girl. She was all he had left if his family. His husband was gone, his two sons were gone, and half of his friends were gone too. He was broken and tired and wanted to get away from it all. All of the memories.

So as soon as he was able again, Tony took Diana and Cassie with him to a lake house he bought. Cassie's mother and stepfather were out of reach since they had been traveling over seas when the snap happened, so they didn't know if they were even alive. Scott was MIA as well, but Tony promised to take care of her. She was surprisingly happy that the engineer told her to get her things and she did without a fuss.

Tony watched Diana and Cassie grow up over the next five years. As Cassie got older, she helped with Diana and eventually took a liking to cooking and baking that she was starting to throw Tony out of his own kitchen. Like now.

"You're kicking me out of my own kitchen?! You have a lot of nerve Miss Sass." Tony moves away from the island counter and accidently knocks a glass cup off of it and watches it fall and shatter on the ground. "Shit."

Cassie giggles. "That is exactly why. How did you manage to feed us before I took over?"

Tony picks up the broken glass with a towel and dumps it all in the trash bin. "I'll have you know I made dinner plenty of times. I make a mean sauce. Even Peter drank--"

He immediately clams up at the mention of his youngest son. Tony locked those memories away tears ago, but every once in a while, one would slip through. What were once pleasant dreams when he was dying in space, now haunted him in the safety of his home. In his dreams and just looking at Diana. She reminded him of Stephen every day and it was hard to ignore. She even inherited the man's cheeky mouth.

Cassie learned how to read him over the five years they lived at the lake house, and she could tell that talk to him about his family wasn't a good idea right now. "Can you see if there are any raspberries left? They would be good in the salad."

Tony scoffs. "If there are any left."

"With the way your alpaca eats them I wouldn't be surprised if they were gone!"

"My alpaca? You and Dia were the ones that wanted a pet!"

"Yeah! Like a cat! But you had to be extra and come home with a freaking alpaca!" Cassie snarks as she points a knife in his direction and Tony holds his hands up.

"He has a name." The engineer says with a smirk.

"Gerald is a terrible name." Cassie throws a walnut at his head, and narrows her eyes when Tony catches it in his mouth. "Check for berries."

"I've adopted a slave-driver."

Cassie sniggers as he walks out the back door and he pats Gerald's head as he passes by the mammal and into the garden. It was Cassie's idea and he had to admit it was nice having fresh vegetables and berries a few feet away, even if he had to beat their pet alpaca to them. The girls wanted a cat, but it only would have reminded him of Tibbs, and even the poor cat had been a victim of the snap. He just wasn't ready for another one. Tibbs was a pretty awesome cat and Tony kind of missed him sometimes.

"Alright Gerald, I hope you left us some raspberries or we'll both be in the dog house." Two more steps and he found a plant full of the berries. "Small miracles." He glances over at the blanket fort a few feet away and smiles. "Princess Diana! Come help me pick berries!"

"I'm coloring Daddy!" Diana shouts from inside her fort and Tony chuckles quietly. She definitely had Stephen's snark, and she even said it in an exasperated tone.

"I guess you don't get Cassie's chocolate chip cookies for dessert!"

A loud groan follows and Tony grins as Diana comes out of her fort and joins her father. "It was important."

"Oh yeah? Well you'll have to finish after dinner."

Diana doesn't argue any further and the two of them pick enough berries to fill a small container that Tony gives the responsibility of holding to his daughter. A couple of raspberries disappear into her mouth and Tony gives her a fond look as he wipes away some of the juice at the corner of her mouth before it stains. Sass aside, he was lucky that Diana was so well behaved. She even stopped asking about her mother and brothers because she didn't like the forlorn look Tony always wore when they were brought up, but he was also pretty sure that Cassie was telling her instead. Tony always kicked himself over that. Diana should be able to ask him without worrying about him getting upset over it, but instead her pseudo-sister was telling her the stories. Sometimes Pepper, Happy, and the other Avengers whenever they had time to stop by.

"Don't fill up Little Miss. You think we have enough?"

Diana nods. "Uh-huh."

"Alright. Let's get these back in to the Alpha Female if we want to have dinner. I can smell it from here." He kisses her on the cheek before standing back up and lifting Diana into his arms, and he stops next to Gerald when the exit the garden. "Give one to our loyal guard alpaca."

The five year old grabs a raspberry from the container in her hands and gives it to Gerald who eats it out of her hand happily and thanks her with a nuzzle. With that done, Tony walks back toward the house until he hears the unmistakable sound of tires crunching over gravel. He and Diana look at each other before Tony makes his way around the house to the driveway, and his eyes widen when Scott all but falls out of the car in his haste to get out. Steve and Natasha followed after him as the ex-criminal approaches the billionaire and Diana pushes Tony's mouth closed.

"Scott?" Tony wonders with surprise.

"Cassie? Is she here? They said she was here." The man rambles, but before Tony could even reply, the front door opened and Cassie stepped out.

"Daddy?"

Scott's head whips around and the fifteen year old girl immediately runs over to him and hugs him tightly. Everyone else watches the small reunion as Scott hold his daughter close, and he eventually moves away to study his grown daughter.

"You're so big!" Scott looks Cassie over for a few more seconds and then sniffs the air. "Is that food? Oh my god, I'm starving."

Both Cassie and Tony laugh. "You have good timing Thumbelina. You guys can stay for dinner and tell us where the hell you've been."

"Good, because according to Nat and the Cap, I literally haven't eaten for five years."

Tony looks over at the other two adults. "Dinner?"

Natasha smiles. "Only if I get the baby."

"You heard her Little Miss. Go to Auntie Nat." The engineer says as he takes the container of berries and Diana happily goes to Natasha before they head inside.

Scott was quiet for the majority of dinner because he was too busy eating, but when he eventually slowed down so he could at least breath and taste his food, he told them where he had been. The Quantum Realm. What felt like an hour to him had been five years, so when he finally escaped, he was confused when he saw all the missing posters and the monuments with the names of the Snap victims. He explained that he went straight to the tower but when he found he empty, he went to the compound where he found Steve and Natasha. He told them the same thing he was telling Tony and they jumped right back into the car and came straight to the lake house when he asked about Cassie.

Steve clears his throat and Tony watches Natasha suspiciously when she mumbles in Russian and herds Diana away from the table after dinner. An adult conversation was coming up and he wasn't sure whether or not he was glad that the assassin took the initiative to distract his daughter. As soon as the two were out of ear shot, Scott opened his mouth again.

"Tony...we think we can reverse what happened. Bring everyone back."

His breath catches in his throat. "What?"

"Like I told you, it only felt like an hour in the Quantum Realm for me when realistically it's been five years. Time works differently there. Maybe if we can manipulate it--"

"You're talking about a time machine." Tony interrupts.

Steve grimaces. "For lack of a better word, yes."

"I can't take that chance." Scott opens his mouth again but Tony cuts him off and points toward the direction Natasha and Diana disappeared to. "She is all I have left. I can't risk that for a chance. Diana is the only reason I'm even still here!" He admits and the other two men wince and Cassie frowns. "I lost my wife, and my two sons. I can't lose her too."

The three stare at each other in silence until Diana and Natasha return, and Tony's heart clenches when he finds a familiar leather book in his daughter's hands.

Peter's photo album.

"Where..." The mechanic starts and Scott sighs.

"I told you I went to the tower. I grabbed that just in case." He says quietly as Diana sets the album on the table in front of Tony.

"Tony...at least look through it." Steve says quietly. "Even if you still don't want to help, you and Diana both deserve those memories."

Cassie places her hand on the album and pushes it closer to Tony. "I think it's a good idea."

Tony sighs. "Even Miss Sass is ganging up on me."

He reluctantly agrees though and they all eat their dessert of cookies before everyone sans Tony retires to bed. He offered for them to stay since it was a long drive back, and they accepted gratefully. Cassie was nice enough to take Diana to bed since she knew the little girl's schedule and Tony had gone into the makeshift lab to look through the photo album. Not until he had FRIDAY working on potential ways to be able to use the Quantum Realm as a time machine though. He highly doubted they would find anything, but he could at least say he tried. Looking through the album was hard but it was necessary if he was going to have to tell Diana the stories behind each picture. His daughter deserved that much if FRIDAY couldn't--

"Test run successful Boss."

Tony's head snaps up to the hologram and he drops the album so he can cover his mouth in disbelief. He did it. He found a way to time travel. Something he never thought possible if he were honest. A Time Stone was one thing, but a machine? Even he had been skeptical.

"Shit."

That one single word about summed everything up.

He could bring his family back.

[fatesinthenight]

Ed's Son (part 5)

"Puppy is so cute!!" Katie giggles. She pets Dark Chica happily. The dark pup wags her tail slowly even if she still looks moody.

"Katie please be careful. That one bites." Ed saids nervously keeping an eye on her at the main room of the ego house.

"But she is a good puppy. Right puppy?" Katie hugs Dark Chica and snuggles her. The pup lets out a deep bark and wags her tail more, please by the affection.

"Ed they look fine don't be so worried." You pat Ed's back softly.

"How can I not. Darn monster bites everything and does her master do anything about it noooooo, He just lets it happen as long as its not his things." Ed sneers at Dark Chica.

"Are you saying I'm a bad pet owner?" Dark pops up behind Ed making him go stiff.

"Yes. Yes I am." Ed saids carefully.

"Well it isn't my fault she is here now. If you want someone to blame go to our dear creator not me." Dark huffs out.

"Can I play with the puppy outside. Please please please!!" Katie run up to you pleading. She makes big puppy eyes at you and Ed.

"You have to ask Dark it is his dog." You tell Katie.

Katie looks up at Dark. She fiddles with her dress and walks up to him shy. "Ummm mister Dark can I play with your puppy outside?"

"If you insist." He pats Katie's head. "Just don't let her dig any more holes. I just finished fixing the backyard."

"Thank you!!" Katie opens the sliding door to the backyard. "Ed you said mister Dark is a meanie. He is nice. Kinda scary but nice. Come on puppy!!" Katie moves to the side as Dark Chica walks past her to go out. Dark closes the sliding door and gives Ed a look.

"So I'm a meanie Ed?" Dark gives off a bad aura.

"What you are. I need to protect her." Ed saids crossing his arms. "You may have toned down a bit but your still the same old Dark."

"And I love him just the way he is." Dark's darling comes from behind him and kisses his cheek. "Are we still on for tomorrow?" Dark's darling looks at you.

"O yes we are. Is Bim's Flower coming to?" You ask.

"Yea they are!! They said they are free so here is to the ego's significant others hang  out!!" Darling raises their hands up pumped up.

"Must you call it that?" Dark looks at his darling slightly amused.

"Yes I do!! Come on Darky there are three of us now. I think we deserve a name for ourselves. Oooo we should make club shirts!!" Darling's head is already swimming with ideas.

"Sounds like a support group." Ed saids raising an eyebrow.

"I could be. Oooo I got to call Flower for this!!!" Darling dials on their phone. They walk off happily and Dark watches them head to his office.

"Sometimes they still amaze me." Dark sighs but he has a small smile. He walks off to this office to be with his darling.

"So what ya'll have a club now?" Ed looks at you curiously.

"Hahahaha I guess so. Darling and Flower were really open to me when I first came and made me feel really comfortable so I like them a lot." You remember feeling nervous the first time you came but when you met them they welcomed you with open arms and instantly became friends. "I think out of me and Flower though Darling is the tough one."

"Of course they are have you seen who they are with." Ed still cant believe it even if has been 2 months since darling came back. "By the way I got a message from Jr. He said his shift should be done soon so we can meet him later to eat." Jr had gotten a job at the ranch, he said he really enjoyed being there so he applied for a job.

"O that's good. Im glad he likes it there." You smile remembering Jr so happy the day he got the job. Ed gave him a big bear hug and you a gentle one. Katie was more excited that now it meant she got to go there more often. You also remember when Jr. left his interview Ed walked in to sell the manager on how great Jr is for the job. You also remember he scared the manager to by pulling out his revolver, you don't tell Jr. about that.

"I'm proud of my son." Ed smiles wide. "I'm glad he is really coming around."

"Me too." You snuggle to Ed's shoulder. After that day at the ranch things have been really good. You got closer to Jr more and he liked hanging out with you and Katie. Katie loved it when Ed and Jr came to their house she had Jr to play cowboy with and even was able to get him and Ed to have a tea party with her. You have multiple photos of Ed and Jr in pink crowns and hot pink feather boas siting at a small table surrounded by plush horses and dolls. They even posed on one photo pretending to drink from a tea cup with Katie with their pinkies out, that one is your phone background.

"It wouldn't be like this without you ya know." Ed leans his head on yours. "Without you givin me that push I don't think we would have ever been like this."

"Me? I think you could have done it without me." You blush slightly.

Ed takes you in his arms. "Trust me it was you. Ya got that sweet charm that could make me do anything. I have always been a stubborn man when it comes to saying how I feel acting like the though cowboy I am. You got me to let it out more. And because of that you get a special deal for free of charge."

"And what is that?" You ask laughing softly hands on his chest.

"Me..." Ed saids softly. He leans in kissing you softly. Your hand runs up his shirt brushing over the opening of his button up shirt revealing his chest. He holds you tighter by the hips kissing you more deeply. One hand goes up your back slowly making its way to your hair so he can run his fingers through it. It makes your heart beat faster and feel warm. He pulls back slightly and thumps his head on yours softly eyes closed.

You both hear Katie giggling loudly outside. You look outside the glass slide door to see her playing fetch with Dark Chica. You also notice that Willford made his way outside and when he tossed the ball Dark Chica didn't fetch it and only did it when Katie threw it. Bim laughs at that and you see his arm around his flower who watches happily.

"Looks like Flower got here a while ago." Then Willford goes to pet Dark Chica and gets his hand bitten. He yells out and as if on the mark Dr.Iplier walks by you and Ed to go outside to check Will's hand. Silver jumps down from the side saying he heard a distress call and gets bitten on the butt. He runs in circles and Katie laughs and Dark Chica wags her tail.

"There really isn't a dull day around here isn't there." You laugh as Doc shakes his head as Silver falls on the floor with his butt in the air and Will holding his hand making evil eyes with Dark Chica.

"They are my family." Ed smiles then looks at you. "And so are you and Katie."

You smile so wide and kiss Ed softly then snuggle into his chest. "I love you Ed Edgar."

"Love ya too." Ed kisses your head.

Ed feels so much better with you in his life. He thought he wouldn't get a chance like this but now he does. He holds you tighter thinking his life got better now he has you in it.

The End

Silver plops on his bed face down. His butt still stings from Dark Chica's bite and has a bandage over it, Doc was not to thrilled  applying it. His computer dings and he goes to his desk not sitting down on his chair. He sees he got the tickets to the comic book convention and has a big smile on his face. Just then he gets a message, which makes him smile more.

NerdyOne273: Hey did you see the ticket are on sale now!!

Silver types back.

SilverIsBest01: I just got some tickets now!! Its going to be so cool!!

NerdyOne273: Lucky!! Are you taking one of your friends?

Silver blushes and takes a deep breath. He tells himself he can do this. He has been planning this since the event was announced and after talking to his new friend he had been trying to gain the courage to ask them out.

SilverIsBest01: Actually I was thinking you could go with me. That is if your not busy of have plans with anyone else.

Silver crosses his fingers with his big gloves. It feels like hours before hears a ding.

NerdyOne273: With me. Really. I would love to go with you!!! Its going to be so much fun getting to meet you in person finally. I will see you then :)

Silver gets so happy he jumps an his bed and jumps of with a hero landing. He feels so happy and he rereads the message again. He knows the day of the even is the day he will finally ask you out.

*Our favorite hero Silver is next :D I hope you guys liked Ed's story. It was more of a reader getting him to have a better relationship with his son and how he really loves having someone with him who gets it being a single parent, without selling your own kid that is hahaha. But it made being with the reader more better as they helped with that bond and making Ed happy personally. I hope you like it and will be here for Silver's tale next. Happy reading peeps :) * 

[sissy-richie]

My sister is letting me post only about my appointment with my therapist this week.

  I hated it, my therapist asked me to many questions. I don't want to answer.

  My sister says I can't ramble on about things, or I  am not allowed to post no more, and she will make the post's herself.

  She says if I'm a good little girl that I can post only my feelings, and I will get a reward if I do good.

Monday my sister dressed me up in big girl clothes and took me out to my therapist, and I didn't want to go.

  She's making me use my wheelchair and wear my hip and leg braces, except for when I get to sleep or play in my pool.

  My therapists started out our session with the normal pleasantries. But she started telling me my sister printed out several of my posts that I had made from several sites I visit and post at.

  She told me that it looked like I had some anger issues I was trying to work out.

   My therapists asked me all sorts of  questions I don't want to answer.

  It was really embarrassing with all the questions she asked me.

  She told me that she understood why I wore diapers and that it was because of the accident, but she wanted to know why I wanted to regress in my way that I lived.

  The first question she asked me was if I got sexual fulfillment from how I was living?

  I just told her that I can't.

  She asked me what I meant by I can't?

  I told her I didn't want to talk about it, but she pressed me about it, and I finally told her I can't get the relief as other people can.

  She asked me why I wanted to be a little girl, and live like one then?

  I told her I don't know, because I want to.

  She asked me how old I preferred to be treated as?

  I just shrugged.

  She asked me if I wanted to be back on HRT again if I was given the chance?

  I shrugged and told her I don't know. That I think so.

  She asked me if I reconised myself as a toddler or a young girl?

  I shrugged and said a toddler I guess.

  I really don't want to talk about this with her, but she tells me that I'm going to have to eventually.

  She asked me why I preferred to be a toddler girl instead of a grownup woman?

  I told her I don't like grownup stuff.

  She asked me what grownup stuff I didn't like?

  I told her everything.

  She asked me to explain what everything was?

  I didn't answer her.

  She asked me if being a little girl made me feel better.

  I told her it makes me feel happy, and good inside. 

  She asked me what do I do while I'm being a little girl?

  I told her I play with my toys, and dollies. and watch my shows, and stuff.

  She asked me what it was about my toys, and dollies I liked?

  I told her it's fun, and I get to pretend having tea parties and dress them pretty.

  She told me that she heard that I sleep in a big crib, and asked me why?

  I told her that I feel safe in my crib, and usaly sleep really good.

  She told me she had heard I've had some bad night, and asked why?

  I told her I did, but it is getting better.

  She asked me what got me so upset with my dreams?

  I told her that people were making fun of me and so was my sister and her wife.

  She asked me why people were making fun of me and did I think that I was considering that the way I was living was wrong?

  I told her I didn't know, that all my life people always made fun of me.no matter what I did.

  She asked me if my sister or her wife made fun of me.

  I told her no they both treated me really good, and that I loved them both. That they both are really nice.

  She told me she heard that I made all types of baby funiture for myself, and asked me why I did that?

  I told her because I wanted to.

  She asked me why I didn't want to use my other funiture?

   I told her that I don't want boo boo's on them that sometimes I have accidents. 

  She ask me if I wanted a mommy or a daddy?

  I told her no! I don't know.

  Do I want my sister or her wife to be my mommy?

  I told her no, she's my best friend. She has her own life. She's my sister. I don't want to put her or her wife in my lifestyle.

  She asked me if I wasn't putting the in that position now?

  I told her I'm not trying to, and I don't want to, but my sister tell me that she can't trust me anymore.

  She told me she knows that my sister is helping to take care of me and do things for me and how did I feel about her and her wife doing these things for me.

  I told her that I felt uncomfortable with them doing these things and its not much different when I was hurt that my sister insisted that she was going to do it and I'm  not going to argue with her and I know that she does it because she loves me.

  She asked me what it was that made me feel so uncomfortable?

  I just told her everything, but I'm not going to argue with my sister. I've learned that what my sister says goes.

  She asked me what she does?

  I told her she plays with me, and makes me be good, and does for me as she did back when I was hurt.

  She asked me to explain?

  She bathes, changes, and dresses me, and plays with me and makes me go play with my toys, and doesn't let me cook or clean no more, and makes me go out places with her.

  She told me that I'm doing it now,  dont I think.

  I told her that I don't want to but she's saying that she has to for now, because she is afraid that I might hurt myself, and right now she can't trust me.

  She asked me where she makes me go?

  I told her here and she takes me to stores and makes me go to dinner with her and her wife.

  She asked me if I had a problem with them doing these things for me?

  I told her no, I don't know. I can do everything myself, but they won't let me right now. She told me that I did some very bad things and she's worried about me.

  She asked me to explain what bad things that I did?

  I just told her that my sister said what I did could hurt me.

  She asked me again what bad things I did?

  I didn't answer her.

  She asked me why didn't I want to go out in public?

  I don't want to, people are meanies.

  She asked me if I was afraid of people and what they will say?

  I told her that no one understands it.

  She asked me what they didn't understand?

  I told her everything.

  At the end of my session she asked me if I would let my sister bring me the way I am at home or if I had a problem coming the next week or in the near future as the little girl I preferred to be, and she'd like to meet my dollie to.

  It was bad enough that all the time I was there I knew I was really flushed, but now she wants me to go out in public the way I live at home.

  I'm really scared now and what is going to happen.

  All I could say was I don't know as I shrug my shoulders.

  She had me wait in the lobby for what seemed like forever and talked with my sister privately.

  I wanted to ask my sister what they talked about but I know better.

  My sister says I have to end this and post it.