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[crispycreambacon]

I don't think y'all understand. You do not understand the impact of this post. I have so many questions. First of all. The fanfic Fern is referring to here is the Mike Wazowski 9/11 fanfiction. What do you mean it's horny. How did someone make 9/11 horny. I'm gonna have to read the fanfic to find out, but I really really really really do not want to. Mike Wazowski as far as I know does not have genitals. Does he partake in the horniness. If so, how did he do it. Actually pause 'cause I do have an answer for it, but I am so upset that I was able to answer this question at all. What is wrong with me.

Second. The obvious elephant in the room. The amount of questions I have. How. And why. What order of events need to occur in order for this scenario to happen. This image implies the Professor has a working reproductive system and can get impregnated by non-puppets. What will the baby look like when the Professor gives birth. Did I seriously type those words in that order. Okay but what would the baby look like. Half-whatever-Benrey-is-'cause-according-to-the-wiki-he-is-not-human and half-puppet hybrid probably. Would this child be the closest thing to an actual living breathing furry. Why am I asking these questions at all. What is wrong with me.

And I really want to emphasize that last line. What is wrong with me. I started this. I asked someone to draw the Professor from Puppet History getting pregnant with Benrey from HLVRAI whom I have only ever heard of, not interact with. And they drew this. They took the time out of their day to draw this image with their own two hands and their own equipment. And I spent 30 minutes writing this essay. Why are we like this.

For that colour ask game you made: sage green, weezer, gay british, and evil greem

YAYAYYAYAYA IM SO GLADDD

Yeah that fanfic was weird and really horny u can find it on wattpad I think

Im not I am a thing that lives in ur walls

..... fine

You asked for this