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3d-wifey · 1 month ago

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PLEASE PLEASE I NEED A READER WHO'S JUST AS MUCH OF A FERAL FREAK AS LOGAN JUST IDC WHAT HER MUTATION IS, JUST MAKE IT ANIMALISTIC SO THEY CAN HAVE FREAK NASTY SMUT

Back to the Kitty (Cus She's Kinda Pretty)

Pairing: Logan James "The Wolverine" Howlett x Lynx!reader

Word Count: 3.4k

Warnings: smut heehee, uh munch logan supremacy, hybrid au (?), NSFW, NSFT

A/N: This has been my man since 2000 and I was only born in 2004, I'm so happy he's fucking FINALLY GETTING LOVE GOD DAMN. Reader is implied to be black but you can still read it if you aren't, as always. Also, it's been shown in canon again and again that Logan is weak to the whims of a pretty woman, especially early Logan, so dont give me no goddamn lip about this being unrealistic.

Tags: @yvy1s @innercreationflower

Logan stares at the wooden door long after Summers leaves. He scoffs, irritated. Something about the Boy Scout rubs him the wrong way. He rolls his eyes. "Prick."

"I see you've met Scott." Logan spins around, and sees… No one. There couldn't be another telepath rummaging around in his head. Between one blink and the next, a woman appears on what's supposed to be his bed. "He's not so bad once you get to know him. Then again, he's not so good either. He's a real mixed bag."

Logan gapes at the relaxed figure lounging on his bed. His senses snap to attention—your scent is all over his room as if it's always been there.

Your heartbeat is fast but steady. He sniffs. Your scent, cool like snow, makes him nostalgic for the Canadian wilderness. It’s tinged with something familiar—an intrinsic note of his own scent. Something he caught on that Sabertooth freak earlier. Animalistic.

Feral.

As he takes in your appearance, memories of the wilderness flash through his mind. He'd heard stories about people, people like them living off the grid, protecting wildlife and using their powers to evade detection. Maybe you were one of them. A guardian of the wild, hidden from civilization up till now. Maybe he was too.

"What the hell is going on here?" Logan grits his teeth, sick and tired of surprises. You tilt your head, pointed ears twitching, the black tufts catching his attention.

You're lying on your stomach, facing him. Your knees are bent, ankles crossed and swinging.

"You teleport in here or something?" He takes cautious steps towards you, spotting the sharply curved claws in place of toenails—easy weapons. One good kick could slit his throat.

A mix of gray and beige fur trails up from the front of your feet, all the way up your thighs to disappear past the leg of your shorts. It's the same shade as the hair on your head.

"Nope." You barely acknowledge him, grooming the fur along your forearm like one of those big cats. He lingers on the movement, intrigued. The slight tilt of your head, long pink tongue peaking out as it travels the length of your forearm to your knuckles and then back again, holds his attention. "I've been here the whole time.”

“I would’ve smelled you."

“But ‘ya didn’t,” you chuckle and it feels like you’re rubbing it in his face.

“That's impossible.” He scoffs, shaking his head.

Sharp, amber eyes lock onto him, reflective and cat-like. He freezes, instincts on edge, the hair on his nape standing as vertical pupils assess him coolly.

Logan’s eyes flicker away to the exit—only for a split second. But when he looks back, the bed is empty. He whips around to the door, heart pounding in confusion because it's…it's still closed.

Where—?

“How the hell—”

His jaw doesn't drop but it's a near damn thing. This is freaky, freakier than the regular freakiness he's come to expect after walking into this school.

"Still here." You purr from behind him, the sound of your voice sending a shiver down his spine. He turns back, and there you are again, lounging like you never moved. He takes a deep breath, trying, and failing, to steady himself.

"You mind explaining how you're doing that?" He asks, hoping he sounds more annoyed than unsettled. He can tell by the playful glint in your eye that he doesn't.

“And if I do mind?” You say, but he doesn’t rise to the bait, which is what this all is, he realizes. You smirk. "I told you, boy. I've been here the whole time. Long enough to see you strike out with Jeanie."

Logan scowls more at the mention of Jean than being called ‘boy’. Just what he needs—another reminder of the happy couple.

But how had he missed you? Jean wasn't that distracting. It gnaws at him. He doesn’t like it, the idea of his senses betraying him.

"Yeah, well, it's not exactly easy getting a read on you when you’re playing hide and seek."

You tilt your head, studying him. "Maybe you’re just not looking hard enough."

"Or maybe…” He steps closer, his instincts screaming at him to stay on guard despite your eyes compelling him to do otherwise. “You're just really good at hiding."

Your eyes meet his, a challenge in your gaze that he's not sure he's the right guy to take on. "Then I guess you'll have to get better at seeking.”

Logan's mind races as he processes the confrontation. He isn't used to feeling off balance, the one on the back foot. Usually, he's the one doing the intimidating, the one making others question their next move.

But with you, it's different. There's a raw, untamed energy about you that draws him in and sets him on edge at the same time. You're not just another mutant, he knows that much. Like none he's ever met before; you're something more, something savage that mirrors the part of himself he tries to keep under control. The part that craves the hunt, the chase.

He comes to stand near the bed, slowly reaching out to check if you're real or just some kind of projection. You stare up at him, amused, and allow his calloused hand to meet the warm skin of your shoulder.

"I don't understand," Logan mutters and it feels like admitting defeat.

"I didn't want you to see me. So you didn't." You shrug, and even that looks graceful. It takes him a second to get there, but it dawns on him in much the same way your sudden appearance did. Some kind of mental camouflage. Not like prey blending in to hide, but a predator lying in wait before striking.

"But I couldn't even smell you anymore." It's one thing to trick his mind, but it should be impossible to trick his nose. He bares his teeth. "I've had enough of people messing with my head."

You say nothing. Instead, you grin, baring your own teeth right back and revealing elongated canines that glint under the low light. His eyes are drawn to their sharp edges. They're sharper than his own. How easily could you sink them into something? He wagers it wouldn't take much effort at all.

"Down, boy." You cackle, not even doing his ego the service of pretending to be threatened. "Unless you wanna see whose bite is really worse than their bark." You raise a brow at him expectantly.

He scowls, crossing his arms. He's not backing down, but something about this whole encounter is throwing him off. Your self-assuredness is doing something to him, and he's not sure what to make of it.

He regards you warily, taking slow measured steps around the bed. "So… What’s your deal? You’re not a teleporter or a telepath? Great. Then what the hell are you?"

"Hm," You hum deep in your chest, resting your chin on your palm as you track his movements. He figures you aren't gonna maul him in his own room. "Don't worry, your nose isn't failing you," you snort, and his confidence in you not being a telepath drops significantly. "I cloaked myself. Completely. Not even the professor can find me if I don't want him to. I can even trick all that fancy tracking technology. So don't feel too bad."

It's a bunch of smoke and mirrors. Well, it's better than you messing with his head. Impressive too.

"Huh. How 'bout that." He licks his lips and holds out a hand. "Name's Logan."

"I heard." You take his hand in your surprisingly strong grip, turning it palm down instead of shaking it. "I was curious about the new guy. Wanted to see if you'd be worth holding my attention." You drag a feather-light finger along his knuckles, circling them, then rubbing the almost perpetually red divots where his claws are hidden. For whatever reason, he lets you. The barely there touch makes the hair on his arm stand up, fingers twitching in your hold. He only just fights back the desire to lean into it.

"S’that so?" He smirks. "And what do you think now that you've seen me?"

"Well, first impressions, I'm not disappointed." Those stunning eyes rove over him, lingering on the sweatpants he borrowed. He preens under your gaze, understanding Scott even less now. Don't get him wrong, Jean seems like a great girl. But how could he possibly see a woman like you and leave you to your lonesome? Hell, his loss is Logan's gain. Slim couldn't handle you anyway. "But the rest depends."

"On?"

"You. I've been so bored here. Keeping clean, prowling the straight and narrow. What do you say, Logan?" You purr, bringing your free hand up to ghost over his leg, and the muscles in his thigh flex under your touch. "You think you can keep me entertained?"

He arches a brow. "You got a name?" He husks, at some point coming close enough to stand over you.

"No," you reply, his brows furrowing in response. Though he guesses he's got no room to judge. He only knows his name because of his dog tags. "The kids just call me Lynx, for whatever that's worth. Guess it stuck.”

"I can see why." He looks you over, taking you and all your curves in as you rise up to your knees to sit on your haunches. You're wearing a tank. A very thin tank. He can see the shape and heft of your tits, and even though you feel far from cold, he can see the white fabric rubbing against your hard nipples. The name fits you, but Minx would've been his suggestion. "And... What exactly do you do around here? Other than skulking in other people's rooms." He asks, not masking his curiosity.

You pull him onto the bed beside you. He doesn't bounce but the springs squeak under his weight.

He can’t picture you teaching those little brats anything. Maybe you could teach them how to gut a man like a pig, but something tells Logan that might just offend the professor’s sensibilities.

Your top lip pulls up into a snarl, a predator's smile, it draws him in instead of warning him away.

"I'm not too good at the whole guiding the minds of our future thing. For now, I have to hone my powers and learn how to integrate back into proper society." If the wording wasn't enough to tell Logan you're copying Chuck word for word, then the accent you put on does the trick.

Your grip on his hand tightens, pressing a hidden pressure point. Logan’s breath catches as his claws unsheathe, the metallic sound slicing through the air. His eyes lock onto yours, trying to read the intention behind this sudden, intimate maneuver. He smells it instead—musky, semi-sweet—and heat pools low in his stomach, hardening him against his thigh.

You shift, straddling him with feline grace, knees on either side of his hips. His free hand instinctively grips your waist to steady you, though it's clear you don't need his help.

Your long tongue runs along his knuckles—warm, wet, and a little rough. He exhales heavily at the sensation.

His mouth drops open with a pant, watching closely. You trail the muscle up the blades—he shouldn't feel it so viscerally, but he does. He can practically feel the flicks of your tongue in his damn spine—and he smells the rich iron in the air before he sees crimson bleed along his claws.

He can smell you getting wetter too. Whether it's from the blood or the sharpness of his claws is anyone's guess. Logan's hold on you tightens, his hand sliding to your lower back as he pulls you closer, a low growl rumbling in his chest

He watches, fascinated, as your split tongue knits itself back together. It's bizarre, witnessing such rapid healing on someone else. The sight stirs something primal within him.

Blood drips down your chin, a stark contrast against your skin.

He wants to follow it. So he does, pushing into your space to chase it up your chin and into your mouth.

You gasp, soft and sweet, at the contact, your hands threading through his hair, pulling him closer. Running, thankfully, dull nails along his scalp. The metallic taste mingles with the warmth of your mouth as he kisses you deeply, a groan sitting low in his throat.

The kiss, meanwhile, isn't soft or sweet. It's biting and bitter with the taste of your blood, mixing with his own when you bite his bottom lip, fangs piercing the meat as easily as he predicted they would. It makes his head hazy with some kind of bloodlust. Or maybe just regular lust. The two are more intertwined now than ever before. At least as far as Logan can remember, which admittedly isn't saying much. He's got no idea how to begin separating them and he doesn’t want to.

He doesn’t remember the last time he's tasted blood other than his own. It makes him groan as he squeezes the fat around your hips in a bruising grip—hard enough to make you moan. He knows you can handle it, handle him.

You pull away, a string of pink saliva connecting your lips to his.

Something kicks Logan into gear, and, without really thinking about the movement, he leans back down, his lips brushing against your chin to lap up the rest of the blood.

"You showed me yours; only fair I show you mine." You unsheathe your own claws, as pretty and deadly as you are. They're about two inches long and even sharper than those teeth.

"Now, how the hell did they manage to domesticate a wild thing like you?" In this pristine and civilized place, you stand out even more than he does. For a creature like you, it must be akin to captivity.

You laugh, though it sounds closer to a chuff. "I was out in the wilderness, hiding the lynxes from poachers and loggers." You say, hooking a claw in the zipper of his hoodie and tugging it down, exposing his bare chest and stomach to your exploring hands. "Saved as many as I could. Spent years out there like that."

“And the professor found you?" Logan asks, intrigued despite himself and despite all the blood in his head rushing to his dick.

"Eventually," you nod, a hint of a smirk playing on your lips, what he's beginning to think is their natural state. "But not before a lot of poachers ended up dead, wondering why they couldn't find a single lynx."

"You hid them," Logan says, tilting his head back. You don't hesitate to take the bait, swooping down to stitch your lips to his neck. You bite more than you suck, breaking skin as you go and not letting how fast the wounds disappear deter you from making more. He grunts, bucking hips coaxed by your own.

"You're not the only one hiding out from the metal man." Your lips drag against his skin as you speak. Lips and teeth and tongue and—

"Fuck." He hisses. His hips buck again and you meet the movement head-on, swiveling your hips like you're riding a bull.

Magneto wants you too then, Logan thinks, dazed.

"So what?" He breathes, dragging the both of you further up the bed, "Now you're fighting the good fight for animals and mutants?"

"Something like that. Don't tell Xavier, but it really just came down to Jean and Oruro being more persuasive than that big brute Magneto sent for me."

He laughs. "I can believe it."

"Now," you grind your hips down, hitting the perfect angle, "do you wanna hear my life story, or do you wanna fuck me?" You say with a grunt. And when you put it like that, the choice is pretty fucking clear.

He twists around, switching your position with you on your back and him hovering over you.

You've got a mischievous look in your lidded eyes as you hump each other through your clothes, sinking your nails into his ass. He flinches, thrusting against you hard enough to push you up the bed, and snarls in your face.

You laugh as he flips you onto your stomach and yanks your hips up. Moans sprinkle through when he presses up against your ass, dick grinding into you. He can feel how hot you are through your thin shorts. You're soaked, enough to turn the fabric of his sweats a darker gray.

Just the smell of you is straining the cotton around his dick, he wants—no needs more. So he leans down, gripping your shorts and ripping a hole down the middle, finding you wetter than he imagined.

You gasp, peeking over your shoulder at him, but he's already on the move.

He mumbles a gruff fuck as he watches your pussy clench around nothing. He goes to pull himself out but thinks of a better idea.

He wants your cunt in his mouth and he tells you as much. You smirk, more fang than gum, and sway your hips side to side, like you're daring him to take what he wants. He does.

He buries his nose in your snatch and takes a whiff, you moan, grinding back against his face, leaving slick on his nose and cheeks. He lets you, encourages it, even, by gripping your hips and growling deep in his chest. Fur soft where his facial hair is rough, sticking in wet peaks from how much your cunt is drooling.

He sticks his tongue out, not as long as yours, but long enough to get the job done as he buries it into you. Coaxing out more slick and cum as your fluttering warmth squeezes him.

“Logan,” You moan into his pillow, likely leaving it wet with licking and biting, the same way he's planning on leaving the blanket under you wet with your cum. He grinds against the bed, letting his own need build steadily in his gut and up his spine, the animalistic urge to devour you stronger than anything else.

The taste of you, as heady as you smell, settles heavily on his tongue and down his throat as you rock back and forth, twisting and whining like the wild thing you are.

He leans back just enough to take one of your pussy lips into his mouth, sucking as you take in hitching breaths above him, moving to the other side to give it the same treatment, before circling back to your clit.

He spits on your fluttering hole, licking it back up, and spitting again and he almost thinks you came then and there from how loud you get.

Your thighs are shaking and you're wet enough for him to skip to two fingers right away. He pushes his spit, and his scent, deep into you, stretching you around his thick fingers as he bites at the back of your thighs. You arch your back like a, well, like a cat in heat.

He fucks you on his fingers hard enough that your body shakes with each thrust. He feels the rapid build-up inside of you, shaking and fluttering as he mumbles against your clit about how good you taste and smell, how wet you are for him.

He feels you come as much as he sees it, your body locking up before abruptly loosening. He pets your flank, “Atta girl.” His voice is rougher than before as you twitch. Soaking his fingers as you lazily hump his hand, making little gasps and whines that he would have thought of as wounded if he didn’t feel how tightly your walls are gripping him.

You lift your head, something satisfied yet still challenging in your amber eyes that makes his hands go to pull his pants down, using your slick to stroke himself, and he knows his pillow will be littered with puncture marks from your teeth and claws, the thought is enough to make him twitch in his hand, a bead of pre that he swipes with his thumb.

He pauses before offering his finger to you, knowing he made the right choice of staying here when you wrap plump lips around his thumb, hollowing your cheeks and sucking like it's his dick.

You pull back, just enough to lick the mixture of the both of you off of his palm, mumbling a demand. “Fuck me, Logan.”

And who is he to deny you when you’re looking at him like that? Wet and wild, curves and claws wrapped up in golden fur like a gift, just for him.

He smirks, “Yes, ma’am.”

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leclercsluvs · 9 months ago

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CL16 | Already Over | smau

part 1 | masterlist

an: this is my first time writing something like this, so please be nice :,) also this will include sort of cheating (not really sure what to classify it as), and for that i am going to be using pics of charles and alex, however do i see any alex hate you are blocked or something, thank you very much) fc: sabrina carpenter pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader inspired by: vicious by @azulpitlane and the album 'emails i can't send' by sabrina carpenter

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part 2

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asherashedwings · 8 months ago

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INTRO / MASTERPOST

(Idc if I've had this blog for like a year, I'm making this now)

💥REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN💥

(It may just take me a bit to get to them-

Or I just might not do them-

Just-

Im not very reliable with those)

Hi! My name's Ash, but I more commonly go by Wingz. I'm a self-taught artist with a passion for creating and admiring character designs. This is my main blog where I post art relating to my interests. Nothing but pure brain rot and self-indulgence here!

ABOUT ME:

Name: (As stated before) Ash/Wingz

Age: 16

Sexuality: Fictoromantic asexual

Pronouns: They/he/it etc. Basically anything BUT she/her. I really don't care much

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CURRENT FIXATION(S): Dandy's World (Overexposure AU)

Main fandoms: Newgrounds, FNaF, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, TMNT, Cult of the Lamb, Warrior Cats, Sanders Sides, Regretevator, Dandy's World, Hatchetverse, Amber Isle

Other interests: Plants vs. Zombies, Monster Hunter, Little Nightmares, Generation Loss, Wings of Fire, Pokemon, Undertale/Deltarune, spiders, character design, robots, clowns, dinosaurs

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audiart · 1 month ago

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Hi I'm Audi! I draw a lot. Interests: TADC, Murder Drones, RWBY, Animaniacs/Looney Tunes, The Magnus Archives, Dreamworks Trolls. Drawing is just a hobby of mine, so thank you for your patience. See below for FAQ, Emote server link, etc.

Animaniacs Emote server: https://discord.gg/Ma4tJSsvkf Been making some silly Animaniacs emotes in my free time! There are about 65 in this server + room for more later. Enjoy! FAQ:

╚═ What is MD Post Series?

Literally just my headcanons for what happens after Episode 8! The tag for it is #MD Post Series.

╚═ Do you take commissions? That depends on the request. Please send me a message so we can discuss further! Here is my pricing and TOS.

╚═ Can you draw my OC? In a commission, sure!

╚═ Any story plans? Nope, just yelling my headcanons into the void for now.

╚═ Any boundaries? None personally. I am OK with gore, NSFW, angst, violence, etc. Just be sure it is tagged/TW'd appropriately, as not everyone is OK with that content. I'd also like to see, so please tag me lol

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╚═ Is NSFW allowed? So long as it's marked appropriately. Also tag me I wanna see 👀💕

╚═ Can I ship the characters, self-ships, or OC x Canon? Do whatever u want?? idc Personally, I'm a Nuzi, Nuziv, EnVy, and Full Company shipper.

╚═ Fanfic recs?

Ad Astra Per Aspera https://archiveofourown.org/series/3677698 THE series of all times I adore the ping communication between Solver drones and the way everyone is written, the character development with Nori and Khan and so many little details.

The Brightest Candle Burns the Quickest https://archiveofourown.org/works/59797198 Yuri Vuzi slow burn enemies to lovers save me,,,

Kenosis https://archiveofourown.org/works/48450220 The holy grail of V character study. PLEASE PLEASEEE READ IT.

#pinned intro lalalalalalal #fanfic recs #faq

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sexisdisgusting · 8 months ago

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Hello I'm Lenka Stojanovic, welcome to my blog

i'm a balkan ex-muslim lesbian woman in my 20s and a big scary radfem. if that threatens you, block me. my blog is crypto safe (if you're crypto, follow only if you want—your safety is my priority).

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i identified as "trans/nonbinary" for years before reclaiming my womanhood, and i'm so happy i did (it's never too late). there's no "right" or "wrong" way to be a woman. i was a huge trans activist for years before realizing it doesn't and will never benefit me despite their lies. i don't argue with tras—go kick rocks and debate with the mirror, loser.

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any designs i create and post on this blog are entirely free for personal and commercial use. i don't want or require credit—do whatever your heart desires with them (create pins, t-shirts, print them out, sell them, anything!! idc!) (#my designs).

though i do have some hashtags i regularly use to keep things somewhat organized, in general, i don't use tags a lot, if ever.

my blog is open to any and all women, even the trans-identified ones. you are all welcome here and i love you (in other terms, my blog is open to all "afabs," even "transmen" and those who are "nonbinary"). if you're on the fence or reconsidering things, you're safe here, i promise.

also, i don't live in america, so my perspective might be different from what you're used to.

it sometimes takes me a while to reply (i.e. days, weeks...) to my messages because my life can get busy at times, but rest assured i will get back to you, and love chatting!! (i sometimes also just come on here to feverishly reblog but don't have the energy to converse, i hope you understand). i don't always reply to every reply on my posts because sometimes there's nothing else left to say! you've summed it up perfectly! but i LOVE reading all replies!!!

my messages are only on for mutuals, and asks are completely off. sometimes i'll turn on asks for an hour or two before turning them back off. on that note, any of my beloved regular anonitas i had, i implore thee to make side accounts so we can chat because i really miss you all, though my asks aren't coming back full time any time soon.

there are more trans activists/trans people turned radfems than there are radfems turned trans activists/trans people—think about why that is.

you're not the only one who thinks these thoughts, i promise you there are SO many women who think the same as you. you just haven't found them yet, or they're in hiding.

i love you! mua!! xx

i also have a sideblog in case things go awry (i get banned for being too wild) and that side blog is: sexisforeverdisgusting

#new intro post 👍

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capn-twitchery · 5 months ago

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OC smash or pass!!

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

tagged by: @esteemed-excellency & @the-dye-stained-socialite

i'll do both my guys but twitch up first 🫡

name: captain twitchery lazaret (the captain is very important)

age: almost 40. somewhere around there

gender: no thank you but also yes all of them at once, at the same time

sexuality: yeah!

🏴‍☠️ pros:

great conversationalist! charming, kinda theatrical great sense of humour & mischief. fun at parties.

overconfident. zero shame. very flirtatious

down for anything, all the time. will try anything (or anyone) at least once. very adventurous (will take you zailing!). hedonist 100

wild. thrill seeker. you won't ever get bored

legs? very tall

very experienced, 95% dom. primarily power bottom but happy to switch good luck getting them to sub it IS a fight but it can be done. much easier if you're dating

❓❓vague mystery class zone

always on the go, does not stop. will talk forever. zero sense of personal space or etiquette

one of you is gonna have to have your eyes covered somehow & it will probably not be twitch. this is not up for debate (if it is debated they are leaving)

will tease you til you want to kill them. if they find a way to push your buttons they are slamming that thing

avoids emotions 100%, this is for funsies only. this is also not up for debate

🏴‍☠️ cons:

i'm gonna be real they are so fucking annoying sometimes

weird & intense. makes so much eye contact. feels like they're studying you

easily bored. they won't stay still for very long before they want to do something else

if you're hooking up there's an 85% chance they won't remember your name like a week after. is it the memory issues or did they just not bother to commit it to memory? yes

inconsiderate & kinda rude. not really in the bedroom but outside of it? yeah

adrenaline seeker (derogatory). enemy of the state (maybe that's a pro actually)

#THIS WAS SO HARD TO WRITE OUT WHAT ARE TWITCH'S PROS. I DON'T KNOW #would i smash in spirit? yes. do i know why? god absolutely fucking not #list subject to change actually #but for now have it #londonmusings #twitchery #suggestive #FORGOT TO TAG-

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fashion-runways · 2 months ago

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Hi! Bluesky question: is it okay if people use "quote post" on your bsky posts to add their thoughts about the fashion, or to talk about how they'd love to see a fictional character or OC wearing that outfit?

I'm active in fandom, and I often wanna quote your posts like "I need (character) to wear this," but I don't want to be rude and start doing that without asking first.

Thank you for your wonderful blog!

yes, ofc! as long as im not getting like "this shit is so fucking ugly i hate it" kinda comments, i don't mind at all! go wild, tag your friends, ask your fav artist to draw whoever wearing the fit, write some niche insane "(character) wears this when going to (location that i probably wont know about)" idc yeah go for it :)

#inbox

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disgustingtwitches · 1 month ago

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got tagged by the one and only @stellewriites for WIP Wednesday (it is not Wednesday anymore, IDC, take it) so uh,. Here's my Nikto/bimbo!reader except bimbo!reader is only aesthetically a bimbo if uh you feel me.

This is picking up from the middle of the first part:

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He approaches slowly, making sure you can see him like you are some wild horse that'd take off if he moved too fast.

“How could I turn down such a gentleman?”

You blink coyly and take on the most dulcet tone. He blinks oddly, kind of like a frog. It's endearing in a strange way. He points to the chair next to you; you nod, giving him your blessing.

He settles into the chair, and you watch as he methodically tugs at his mask, then sleeves, and then the hem of his hoodie. You've seen the whole ‘I'm not like other men’ act, but this was different. He tried to make himself smaller, his tone wasn't lined with a hint of deceit or arrogance. It would be somewhat refreshing if you didn't know it was all a game.

“Your friends send you my way?”

You ask softly, trying to sound as innocent as possible,

“Really nice of them to get me my drinks.”

You raise your glass while he makes a sound that's kind of wheezy and raspy. You think that's a laugh, but aren't too sure.

“Your company is coveted around here it seems.”

You raise an eyebrow,

“What do you mean?”

He stares for a beat too long before answering,

“These men would happily empty their wallets just to stand next to you.”

You take in the words, trying not to break the character of a clueless barfly,

“You think so? I just thought they were being nice.”

You notice he doesn't blink a lot; he just stares at you. Taking you in. Doesn't ogle, just looks. Was this man gonna buy you a drink or what?

“Natalia.”

He finally says. You cock your head,

“Huh?”

“Or is it Santana? You seem to have many names, according to my friends.”

His voice wasn't accusatory. Actually, you think you see a glint of amusement in his eyes.

“I'd like to call you Kotyonok tonight if that pleases you.”

You can't help but scrunch your nose for a second, trying to remember the few Russian words you know. He then points to where your hands rest.

“Your nails. They are like a cat.”

Right, that's the word you were looking for. You smile and put your hand out to show off your set.

“Thanks! Just got them done!”

You wiggle your fingers while he leans over, so close to your hand you can feel his breath tickle your skin.

“Pretty.”

Was all that came from him before he pulled away. You wrap your fingers daintily around the two tiny straws in your mixed drink and take a sip while looking straight at him. You can see his jaw tense through the fabric. A small smile dances across your lips,

“At least you appreciate them. Your friend told me they were too long last week.”

“He is…an idiot.”

You notice how his breath catches when you laugh at that. You both relax, and the tension dissipates when he realizes you're comfortable with his company. You study him for a moment before turning to him,

“You still have that bet going?”

He scans your face, and suddenly, you think you've made a mistake.

“I told them you understood, they didn't want to believe.”

He looks around before leaning towards you and whispering,

“Our little secret, hm?”

You nod and briefly get a whiff of whatever he's wearing. You didn't take him as a man who wore cologne, but whatever he had on was delicious. It was woody, smoky, leathery, with a warm spice that you couldn't quite put your finger on—nothing like whatever cheap or banal scents his buddies wore. You're pretty sure that König and Krueger shared the same cologne you loathe: Dior Sauvage. What a God awful cologne-

“Kotyonok is a good name for you.”

His voice snaps you back to reality. You apparently were spacing out and looking right at him the whole time. He seemed to enjoy that though. You clear your throat,

“Because of my nails?”

“Yes, and you are clever. I like clever.”

The corners of his eyes crinkle as he cocks his head.

“Gonna get the lady a drink?”

John's voice cuts in, reminding you you're not alone with your new barmate. Your new barmate's gaze never shifts, content to take in your face for eternity it seems.

#thanks for the tag pookie!!#talk tag

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omniblades-and-stars · 6 months ago

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OC SMASH OR PASS

Tagged by @teamdilf thanks!

Dr. Louise "Lou" Miller

QUICK FACTS

5'3.5" (that half inch is very important) tall and just generally a small whisp of a thing.

Age: 38

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Mega Bisexual? Whatever bisexuality is called when it also includes aliens.

PROS

Cute accent! Tennessee born and raised and damn proud of it.

Adventurous. Adventurous in life and love, you'll never be bored with Lou around.

Lou is loyal and will put herself at great risk to her own safety and life to get you out of trouble. (Now, granted she may or may not have gotten you into that trouble in the first place.)

She loves cooking! Cooking is an important way that she shows affection (or just shows off honestly).

She is confident in her own accomplishments. She does freelance tech engineering work and also makes her own little gadgets to aid in her bounty hunting.

Despite being a bit wild, she's very neat. You'll never have to worry about cleaning up after her.

She has a friend for that. And that. She knows so many people who owe her favors. Need a patio built, she's got someone on speed dial. She's got more than one freelance merc wrapped around her little finger. Infer from that what you will.

*ahem*she'sflexible*ahem*

CONS

You are going to get into trouble when she's around. Trouble magnet. No sense of self-preservation.

Not the kind of doctor that can help you when she gets you into trouble.

Uses her bubbly and enthusiastic demeanor to hide a deep, deep sadness.

Messy, messy prior relationships and a tendency to latch onto anyone who's nice to her even if they don't stay nice to her. You may be subjected to an embarrassing encounter with an ex.

Poor decision making when she's stressed out. Likes to cause problems.

She has a dangerous job! She is frequently in mortal peril. This may be upsetting to you.

Confusing and inconsistent moral compass sometimes.

Neat freak that flips around to a bit of a pathology when she feels like things are out of control again. Everything goes in it's place right down to the lines she painted on her workbenches, the sections she sewed into her go-bag, the labels she put in her fridge. She tries really hard not to make a big deal out of it when she's sharing a space, but she is only human.

And um I'll tag: @commander-krios, @who-is-riley, and @daggertongue why not? No pressure though. I'm just out here spreading the good word of Louise Miller.

#sweet baby lou #this is my tag game now #that's my girl everyone be nice to her #hey can you guys tell that i love blue purple and pink?

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sniickerdoodles · 6 months ago

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OC Smash or Pass: Iraeiara

Tagged by: @nyx-knox & @amoremagnificentbastard , thank you both!

Rules: Pretty self explanatory. Include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. The 'Other'-label can be used for ‘sexuality misalignment' (ie: OC is femme and you’re gay, vice versa, or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them, perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc.)

Quick Facts:

Race: Seldarine Drow

Class: Wild Magic Sorcerer / Battle Master Fighter

Height: 5’0”

Age: 31

Gender/ Pronouns: Female, She/Her

Sexuality: TBD....? I'm not entirely sure what she is. Both of her relationships so far have been with men, but it's hard to say for certain lol she's not really the type to "date around" if that makes sense

Oh hoho to try and do this challenge for my emotionally tangled up lil ball of drow. Let's try this... Pros:

Loves to love – Irae is very attentive and dedicates herself to learning and memorizing every detail about her loved ones. She will learn details such as your favorite foods, colors, activities and even the smallest of quirks, and takes great care in mentally updating this list anytime she notices a shift in your preferences. Aside from favorites, she also takes note of any preferences in love language, striving to show affection in the ways which resonate most with those she wishes to love, whether it be through words of affirmation, acts of service, gifts, quality time, or physical touch. She tries to always be aware of how her loved ones like to be comforted and will go out of her way to provide that comfort to you when needed.

Adores giving physical affection – Irae herself loves to express her own love through actions like soft caresses, gentle touches, and warm embraces. She is tender, and loves kissing those close to her either on the forehead or cheek (lips, if you're... extra close of course 👀). She tries to give those around her a steady sense of security and affection, and devotes herself to making her loved ones relax and feel cared for in her presence.

Protective & Loyal – Her loyalty to you will be unwavering once you become part of her 'inner circle'. Irae takes her role as a protector seriously and tries to always look out for the well-being of her friends and family. She will go to great lengths to protect those she loves, and her close ones can always rely on her to be there for them, no matter the situation.

Empathetic and Understanding – Irae always tries to be a comforting presence to those around her, doing her best to lend a sympathetic ear or understand and share the feelings of those she care for. She is reflective, and often contemplates the actions and motivations of her treasured ones, seeking to understand them on a deeper level.

Genuinely sincere – Despite her skills in charm and manipulation Irae never uses these abilities on her loved ones. Instead, she values honesty and openness in her close relationships and is willing to lay down these emotional weapons of hers and bare her soul to those she trusts, showing off her true self to the best of her ability. It is easy for her loved ones to distinguish between the moments when she is playing a role and when she is being her true self which makes building true and meaningful connections easier. There will be no doubt in your mind that what she feels for you is anything but completely and wholly sincere.

Her eyes. Gods, those eyes – No gaze will leave you feeling quite as exposed as Irae's – and yet, despite this – it's a comforting kind of exposure. Instead of being met with judgement, you will only be met with curiosity. She will see you for all that you are without an ounce of punishment, and she will understand you in your entirety, sometimes without you having to say a single word. Your soul will be safe in her tender hands and piercing gaze.

Cons:

Emotionally unavailable / one-sided – Irae is a natural giver, always ready to provide support and affection. With that said, she struggles with being vulnerable enough to let others give to her in return. This might create an emotional wall or a sense of inequality in her close relationships, as she also finds it hard to accept help or comfort from others. You will have to navigate this and teach her that it is okay to be vulnerable.

Non-discriminatory giver of affection – Irae loves to show affection, regardless of whether the recipient is a friend or a lover. This trait of hers is not ideal if you tend to be the jealous type, as her affections are not reserved solely for her romantic partner 👀

Charming and flirtations manipulator – While Irae avoids using her emotional manipulation tactics on those she values, she is well aware of her charm and beauty and has no qualms about using these traits to manipulate strangers. She will flirt to obtain information or favors, and even though the flirting means nothing to her, it is a behavior which again... can be troubling if you happen to have a bit of a jealous streak lol

Lack of self-identity – At the same time as Irae shows great confidence in her skills and abilities, she struggles with having very little sense of who she is as a person. Even something as simple as defining her hobbies prove extremely challenging, and describing herself and understanding what it is others see in her feels nigh impossible. This insecurity sometimes leads to an overprotectiveness of the little self-image she has, which might lead her to lash out if she feels misjudged. She will need significant support from you as she discovers her true self, and will often fall back on unhealthy and learned behaviors during this journey.

Toxic complaisance – In love, Irae can struggle to assert her thoughts and opinions, which stem from her uncertain sense of self and severe abandonment issues. She may choose to stay quiet during disagreements to 'keep the peace' and avoid further conflict, and thus unintentionally engaging in manipulative behavior. This can lead to bigger issues down the line, as unresolved disagreements are left to fester between the two of you.

Anxious at core – Despite often appearing as someone who is assertive, self-assured, and resistant to stress, Irae is deeply anxious at her core. She can be very self-conscious, and is also success-driven, perfectionistic, and eager to improve, traits which can overwhelm her in times of high stress. Her difficulty in opening up serve to further complicate matters, as these issues of hers sometimes create an unintentional disconnect between her and those who wants to care about her, including you. It may be hard to understand what goes on in that head of hers, and this may lead to reactions which can come off as unexpected.

Emotional withdrawal – When extremely distressed, Irae shuts down completely, and may even run away from the source of her upset. It can take her hours or even days to calm down. And in a fit of vindictiveness, she may chose to hide from the person who upset her, preventing them from apologizing and prolonging the conflict until she is ready to address it. This behavior also stems from her abandonment issues, as she feels like she is preventing what she believes is an inevitable end of your relationship by simply prolonging the much needed discussion. This is of course not a healthy way to cope, and she will need you to be patient as she works on finding healthier ways to calm down after a nasty argument.

Tagging (no pressure and sorry for any repeats!): 🏷️ @locallegume @pinkberrytea @shinyredgloss (Ash! :D) @bardic-inspo and anyone else who sees this and feels like participating, tag me if you do! I'd love to see <3

Lastly, I do not blame anyone for picking 'pass', Irae is a mess 💀 but I love her to death

#snicky chatters #tag! you're it!#oc smash or pass #oc: iraeiara #oc: irae #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME #It's probably unhealthy how long I can ramble on about this woman #I accidentally made every pro and con an essay #apologies #thank you for allowing me to yap!!! eeee

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thegreatimpersonator · 6 months ago

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i'm just gonna make a post once again trying to clarify all this nonsense. since yall dont provide any evidence or context to your claims i'll do it.

it’s the 2022 emas and taylor goes to the show. if you remember what she wore it was a really low-cut dress and her cleavage was prominent. fans loved the look and saying she looked hot, never had an issue with that!!. if you watch any clips from that red carpet- she is visibly uncomfortable with how much cleavage she has out. it’s obvious the dress was a last minute thing, she’s taking pictures with fans on the carpet and hiding her chest from photos taken up high, and when she gets into the show she changes into another look pretty quickly. bc i hadnt been online i looked at the taylor swift tag to catch up, went under recent posts and saw fans being very sexual of taylor- not the normal funny stuff either, like joking about motorboating her, zooming in to just her boobs, going as far to say they wanted to trap her, etc etc, stuff i thought took it too far and her also being uncomfortable with in the dress to start with made it worse. so i posted that some people were going a little too far and in the tags said it was giving straight men ignoring obvious signs a women is uncomfortable to hit on them. an anon message me and said that the ‘straight man’ comment could come off homophobic and i agreed, apologized, and deleted it immediately. a blog with a history of misrepresenting my words, misunderstanding me and just going with it, somehow saw it and just starts posting about how i was terrible and homophobic, that i was calling gay people gross and said i even compared them to pedophiles. literally none of that happened. here is a screenshot of my post (minus the straight man comment)

again- speaking in reference to the people who were literally saying they wanted to harm her in the dress. not just saying she's hot.... none of that mattered. i dont care that you thought she looked hot- she did. i cared about how she was literally hiding her chest and then people online were screenshotting it and zooming in.

and then the blog who loved to exaggerate and make up words posted

dropped my url in the comments so everyone was made to believe i said these insanely awful, harmful things... because all they saw was one harmless meme. that had to be the only thing i saw too? their experience is the only one that happens? no way i couldve seen anything more aggressive? wild.

anyway.. i apologized for the straight-man comment, immediately. and i apologize again because i did misspeak, it wasn't my intention to insinuate any of what people took away but that doesn't matter- and of course im sorry. but to say i'm disgusted by queer people or called them perverts?? or that they are 'no better than a man' no way did that happen. at all. sorry no. and just because one blog says it with no evidence or context provided doesnt make it true. you can call her hot! sexualize her idc! i never did! until it passes an obvious boundary!

#tp #the way this spiraled into absolute nonsense is crazy....#all bc i saw things on a website that yall didnt...... okay #tw homophobia

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little-peril-stories · 1 year ago

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wip extract

I was tagged by @space-writes in this post here to share an extract from a work in progress.

Rules: As far as I can tell, it's just...share a piece of something you've been working on lately! :D I kept mine short, because there's not much of it to begin with, but feel free to go wild with yours.

So my true WIPs (as in, currently thinking about regularly) at the moment are The Queen of Lies and my off-Tumblr YA novel that I usually just call Book 1 despite it having an actual title.

I am constantly talking about TQOL on here, so have this instead, which is a thing I wrote for...just fun! It's a scene from Book 1 from the perspective of a non-POV character, because I was daydreaming about it. And because I wanted to. And because I bought a new notebook at the dollar store and wanted to write in it. 😂

So yeah, not sure if I'm playing this game right since it's unlikely this piece will ever actually go anywhere, but ✨ idc. ✨ It's also, like...not edited, or pretty, or whatever.

But it IS a little whumpy, because who would I be if I wasn't daydreaming about putting my characters in peril?

“I can see you fidgeting,” the man said gruffly. “You try anything, and I’ll knock you out.” Kairan swallowed. He had no doubt the man could. And would. His knees screamed in pain. More than once, he opened his mouth with the intention of asking to move to the grass or at least a softer, less torturous spot. Each time, he closed it again, calculating his chances of success and finding them woefully unfavourable. So he remained silent, and he remained still, and it wasn’t long before the sharp pains in his wrists and shoulders and legs turned not-so-blissfully numb.

Very gently tagging: @hippiewrites @mysticstarlightduck @writingamongther0ses @clairelsonao3 if you want to / if you haven't already / when you feel like it / if you feel like it :)

#tag game #wip extract tag #book 1 #uhhh you're gonna hear about book 1 again later today. sorry 😅

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happylandfill23 · 2 months ago

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hey babes x

welcome to my lovely little dumpster that may or may not be on fire hope ya have a great stay! here's a lil about me woohoo

☆ i'm ember aka the evil bisexual alien from pluto. or something. use whatever pronouns 4 me idc go wild

☆ i luv making art!! my art tag is styrofoamm if ya wanna check it out <3

☆ FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 don't forget to do your daily click! and here are palestinian blogs that have reached out to me

☆ more about me under the cut xoxo

where can u find me??? other than the bog. ofc

☆ my other blogs! -- @styrofoamm (art blog), @ask-cyberdevils (oc ask blog), @murdocniccalsreactionimages (exactly what it sounds like), and cyberdevils' blogs totally not mine - @gu1t4rf41ry (pixie), @acexofxspades (ace), and @shags-shags (shags)

☆ youtube (i post song covers n art-related stuff mainly. but i also just kind of do whatever y'know a bit like this blog but probably slightly less annoying probably)

☆ spotify (self explanitory. js playlists no original music btw lol)

☆ pinterest (mostly js pictures of guitars and damon albarn. and noel fielding. and platform boots)

for a more comprehensive list/info on my tagging system, here's my links page from my custom blog setup :] (there's fun stuff in there!!)

i have a lot of interests. yay

☆ damon albarn's numerous projects (gorillaz, blur, the good the bad & the queen, solo music, etc) as well as jamie hewlett's numerous projects (gorillaz once again, tank girl, phoo action/get the freebies, the 16s even tho there's not much content of it i just think they're neat dot jpeg, etc)

☆ manic street preachers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

☆ more britpop/britpop-adjacent stuff (elastica!!!!!!, suede, pulp, lush, oasis, the stone roses, etc etc)

☆ other music too (bikini kill, nine inch nails, björk, fiona apple, skinny puppy, einstürzende neubauten, joy division, siouxsie and the banshees, david bowie, MF DOOM, mars argo, nirvana, julie, my chemical romance, poppy, radiohead, and i'm going to stop now. sorry there's so many jesus fuck)

☆ the mighty boosh!!!!!! (it's becoming a problem actually i think i love this show a little too much)

☆ scott pilgrim :] (the comics, the movie, and the series! especially the series actually. never played the video game tho)

☆ um i luv comic stuff. and i plan on making comics in the future. i like a lot of comic stuff (tank girl, scott pilgrim as i mentioned b4, heartstopper, the st. hell series, nimona, the junji ito collection, etc) i also like reading books in general (some faves r the bell jar, solitaire, the spirit bares its teeth, and no longer human)

☆ daria/beavis and butthead

☆ i like movies too. woohoo (tank girl, rocky horror picture show, scott pilgrim again lol, velvet goldmine, american psycho, the machinist, perfect blue, nimona, labyrinth, corpse bride, atomic blonde, and other stuff too i'm avoiding saying 'etc' again bcuz i've said it a lot)

☆ moomin! as u can tell from my moomin cookie dividers yippee hooray (ily moomin shop i hope i go again soon <3) ← how did the text gwt that small holy shit

☆ skins uk <3 (my fav is gen 1 :] my fav character is probably cassie but i luv maxxie n jal)

☆ collecting objects such as records/cds (maybe i'll show off my respective collections of those sometime), buttons, soda can tabs, cool rocks, small broken pieces of things that used to be something such as zippers or little fake rhinestones or perhaps the tops of acorns

☆ goin 2 concerts!! in order (4 the most part) i've seen (not counting th openers) -- taylor swift (oh yeah ember lore i was super into her as a kid), depeche mode (2x), the rolling stones, queen w/ adam lambert, gorillaz, julie (2x), foo fighters, bikini kill, fontaines d.c., and paul mccartney!! my next stops r hopefully deftones, poppy, pixies, and/or nine inch nails <3

ok that's enough interests 4 now figure everything else out on yr own lmao

currently reading: the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde :)

currently watching: the day of the jackal, the mighty boosh (over and over. this is becoming a problem i fear)

currently listening to on perpetual loop: nancy boy by placebo, 2:1 by elastica, assimilate by skinny puppy, rid of me by pj harvey

spotify playlist of my current faves (hopefully i'll remember to update it regularly lmao)

that's all!

thanks 4 stoppin by lol i hope i haven't scared u off yet with my strange demeanor xx

divider here!

#intro post #pinned post #Spotify

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mousecosystem · 27 days ago

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Hihiiiii i am mouse or as my alters (employees /silly) call me, the CEO OF MOUSECO!!!! everyones favorite bigender aromantic aceflux rat

( @dogboyratgirl 's system blog)

my pronouns page, i share a few names with some of my alters and have a fuck ton of neos. any 'nouns work, go wild

a lot of us tend to act pretty similar? we'rw different guys trust

ALSO if you ask us about syscourse i will just. ignore you. dont ask me about it

we'll put intros under the cut as the chat wake up from their slumbers

heyy! i am ray/sunray, the literal sun! i use she/sun/they/it, gained two wives on my second day existing, and uhhh i love women we fuckin win these

#sunrays upon thee <- my tag :D

hi chat. lint jrwi here. someone get me away from the dead twink please. anywayssss i'm genderfluid and shit so the pronouns change sometimes but they/bee/bug/buzz is like. usually pretty safe. always fw the insect nouns.

i'll use the tagggg #buzz buzz bitches i guess because im sooo silly

FUCK YOU LINT i am william wisp. not "the dead twink" i don't know why he hates me. you can just use he/him for me but idc. my tag is #dead boy walking!!

CLOUDSPIRE HOOHAH RISE UP!!!!!! MY NAME'S TROY AND I'M NEVER GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!! AND I ALSO USE SHE/HIS PRONOUNS !!!!!!! mouse wants us all to put pronouns and stuff

#hits you with a sled :3

#intro post #system blog #if mouse posts here she'll just use their regular talking tag #ratmouse talkshow #dead boy walking!!#hits you with a sled :3 #buzz buzz bitches #sunrays upon thee

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hetalia-club · 2 years ago

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Little America and Canada sibling interactions that I head cannon. These are mostly things I have written out in some of my fictions. Because only siblings can write sibling relationships properly.

and I don't think Hima has a sibling based on how he writes them.((It works for all genders but do keep in mind that I head cannon America as Nyo!America when I write because I feel like America should be a girl. Wrote it with male pronouns because he is canonically a boy but just know in my heart and writings it is Amelia.))

1.When seeing each other at world meetings the both stop what they are doing no matter if they are talking to someone or heading someplace and they have a pretend lightsaber battle. Or if England is around they use bad British accents and pretend it's a real sword fight. Calling eachother 'daft' and 'wankers'.

2. They get the giggles really bad during serious speeches and will look at each other and make faces or hand gestures from across the room.

3. They will send each other 'meme commentary' during other countries speeches. For instance if someone is talking about global warming Canada would send America something like this.

And then America would have to suppress an ugly laugh with his face turning red as he pretend to be choking on something he was drinking.

4. America and Canada will often call each other at random times, say one stupid made up word or moan and just hang up the phone. Especially if they know the other is talking to their boss.

5. Canada's ring tone for when America calls him his this rendition of the national anthem

6. Sometimes America and Canada will get to meetings early and move each others name tags to share seats with people and take a chair away. America has entered the meeting many times and plopped down in Germany's lap and started to get out his briefcase pretending like he didn't see him. Germany used to get mad but it has happed so much that he almost expects it. Sometimes the name tag isn't even there and Germany will see America and pat his lap and whistle for him like a dog then America will get a running start to jump in his lap. (Because idc what anyone say Germany is not serious all the time. His best friend is Italy he knows how to take a joke).

7. Sometime England will chew them both out for acting like children during world meetings. And as he is lecturing them. whoever he is not looking at directly will look at the other and make a face like this.

making the other have to cover their mouth or bite their lip to suppress a laugh. and England will whip out a. "Oh so you think it's funny do you? I'm a comedian am I?" and then the other will be like. "That's mad rude dog, he's trying to talk." And then that turns it into a "Why can't you act more mature like your brother..." talk and as soon as England looks away from them they are back to making faces.

8. Never ending just rude ass hateful targeted insults that they will lie in bed and think about all week trying to figure out what they meant by it. not "You stink" or "You're ugly" no more like "You're built like a tooth pick." "You smell like a middle school locker room" "You dress like a kindergarten teacher" "You stand like a serial killer" "Your hair is greasier than a McDonalds fryer" "Your skin feels like a gravel road" "Your breath straight smells like a rest stop bathroom" "If you continue to stand near me and breathe my air I am going to kill myself" "Your forehead is shinier than a bowling ball" and the second someone else will agree with one of their insults they both turn it back on them 1000x worse. Because siblings can insult each other all day long but once someone else does it, it's on. "Ruining their self-esteem is my job"

9. face timing each other and they just stare each other down for a long amount of time in silence before the one who started the call just hangs up.

10. Of course fighting. Holding each other down forcing them to say "France" instead of Uncle while the other screams and thrashes like a caged wild animal. Threatening to spit in the others face. Throwing things and hitting the other in the head and then they chase each other around while the other one runs for their actual life saying "I'm sorry, 'I'm sorry!". Holding the other down and not letting them up until they lick the floor or eat a piece of their hair or an entire live snail shell and all. England will 'attempt' to break up their fights if he sees them but mostly will just watch in amusement with a cup of tea. If the other will try and hide behind England he will swiftly dodge out of the way.

11. Just wordlessly looking at eachoterh saying "Shut up! god you're so annoying" when the other hadn't even said a word yet. "Stop looking at me you're such a freak".

12. Calling each other at 2 am and saying 'want to go to tims, starbucks, tacobell, mcdonalds, 7/11, walk around Wal-Mart' you get the picture.

#hetalia #hws america #hws canada #aph america #aph canada #matthew williams #alfred f. jones #hws england #aph england #arthur kirkland #hws germany #aph germany #ludwig beilschmidt #original

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