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sevensided · 2 years ago
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If I'm proud of anything, it's my ability to write fics consisting of almost nothing except dialogue. These characters psychoanalyse each other and flirt. and that is it
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teaboot · 6 months ago
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Ollie is 8 weeks old tomorrow and we have made an important discovery:
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HIM LIKE BOWLING
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idliketobeatree · 5 months ago
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i'm living the dream, in the dream, i'm buried alive two bed grave, one bath, car in the drive mirrored covered windows block the light feeding back reflection distorts life cut connection — jesca hoop
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canisalbus · 3 months ago
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I was thinking of Machete and his sheep toy 🐑
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Also sorry I keep drawing him, I just love him so much ♡
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moderndaypandora · 6 months ago
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i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)
suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.
the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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kimtaegis · 2 months ago
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stories of three little birds for @jkvjimin ♡
texts & paintings, by first appearance: Die Drei Spatzen (The Three Sparrows), poem by Christian Morgenstern // In einem leeren Haselstrauch (In a bald hazel tree), painting by 6-year-old me // Three Little Birds, song by Bob Marley & The Wailers // three little sparrows, painting by Annemiek Groenhout // Three Birds, poem by Ben Onachila // Birds on a Branch, painting by James Coffman // Birds of a Feather, song by Billie Eilish
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rjshope · 22 days ago
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Namseok through the years for @raplinenthusiasts ✨
+bonus:
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cosmicdreamgrl · 5 months ago
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jungkook x blue 💙 [ cr: 0613data, namuspromised, @jung-koook ]
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starflungwaddledee · 8 months ago
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he does this every single year 🍰🎉
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jkvjimin · 2 months ago
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TAEHYUNG, NAMJOON & JUNGKOOK + memories (2014-2021) (cr. dwellingsouls, 0613data, namuspromised)
happy birthday, sky! @jung-koook 💟
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seyvia · 7 months ago
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₊˚⊹♡𝕋ℍ𝔸ℕ𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝟙,𝟘𝟘𝟘 𝔽𝕆𝕃𝕃𝕆𝕎𝔼ℝ𝕊✧˖ °Σ(°ロ°~)
Here's a little Giftie for you! I had intended to give them to you from the beginning, but I truly appreciate all the requests! they kept me going~
(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡
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Please do!
Tag me if you use them for something!
Use them for something!
Change them into your style! / give them makeovers!
Please do not!
Please don't claim as your own creations.
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Not all packs are required for downloading! Simply substitute any missing components on the sim.
All cc included! Even my defaults! If you happen to have any conflicting defaults that you prefer, simply locate the default file that comes upon download and delete it.
All of them have outfits, skills, careers, likes and dislikes, lifestyles, etc etc. Everything I thought would fit the characters best, you can check it all out for yourselves! (Some have more than others (ᵕ—ᴗ—)ʱªʱª ) you can change these to suit yourself.
on the gallery too, but that doesn't include cc, so they'll definitely look a bit off.
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𝕊𝔼𝔹𝔸𝕊𝕋𝕀𝔸ℕ 𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 (sfs)
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𝕊𝔸𝕄 𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 (sfs)
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ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕐 𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 (sfs)
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𝔸𝕃𝔼𝕏 𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 (sfs)
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𝕊ℍ𝔸ℕ𝔼 𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 (sfs)
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𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕀𝕆𝕋𝕋 𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 (dropbox)
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lots of credit to all the cc creators!💖 and done!
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teaboot · 8 months ago
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Not to be absolutely unhinged but I think that if I buy enough tiny plastic tubs to continue breaking down every possession I own into discrete categories then eventually I will live in a home where I don't constantly have a large pile of completely miscellaneous nicknacks in the middle of the floor constantly and forever until I die
Current box count is 56
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inahochi · 2 months ago
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[the incarnation kim dokja will be killed by the one he loves the most.]
dedicated to gaby (@kimdokjas); happy birthday! ♡
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canisalbus · 5 months ago
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hey there! sorry to bother again, but I was in a animating mood, so I ended doing a short animation of Machete for practice. It's kinda messy since I havent done that for a while, but hope you like it!
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werecreature-addicted · 8 months ago
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for someone who wants to bang a werewolf, I sure do scream like a fire alarm when my dog brings me "gifts" (dead lizard) realistically if a man brought me his hunt as a gift I'd pass out.
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