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If I'm proud of anything, it's my ability to write fics consisting of almost nothing except dialogue. These characters psychoanalyse each other and flirt. and that is it
#i'm gifted i know#we are 6k into this succession thing i started to get out of my writing funk#and i don't see it stopping any time soon#there will be sex#but when? after they talk about their fathers. thats when
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Ollie is 8 weeks old tomorrow and we have made an important discovery:
HIM LIKE BOWLING
#I couldn't figure out why he kept puffing up and coming back#Thought he was angry or scared so I had to look it up#But apparently kittens puff up when playing out hunting or fighting activities like tag and such#Which is something I did not know#Anyhow after a bit he stopped coming back and decided to play with a potato#So I'm glad I filmed it#Ollieposting#Gift
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i'm living the dream, in the dream, i'm buried alive two bed grave, one bath, car in the drive mirrored covered windows block the light feeding back reflection distorts life cut connection — jesca hoop
#girlypops your payneland into comfortland. i love it when nothing bad happens to them for twelve minutes max#dead boy detectives#payneland#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives fanart#charles rowland#edwin payne#edwin paine#dbda#dead boy detectives art#dbda fanart#painland#paynland#dbda show#OKAY LISTEN this is a lil birthday gift i scribbled for the WONDERFUL @hartigays#i love you (platonic) i love you (so devoted the lines blur) i love you (like a cat loves their nap time and scratching expensive furniture#i just couldn't wait! hopefully you'll see this in the morning and be happy <3#btw be honest. how many of you didn't know i drew. surprise#(it's because i'm always on this damn website and keep the creatures in my wips like a fool)#colored sketch#sketch#drawing#forehead kisses#my art#art#artists on tumblr
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I was thinking of Machete and his sheep toy 🐑
Also sorry I keep drawing him, I just love him so much ♡
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#oh man he looks so small and soft#I don't know what it is about this piece specifically but I can imagine so vividly what it would feel like to pet him#my roommate used to have a really small rabbit#the size of a kitten#and I'm getting such touch memories about holding him#and how frail and light his little bunny body felt under all that downy fur#I'm appreciating the return of the sheep toy#🧡🐑🧡#thank you!#he looks so peaceful for once#gift art#arttsuka#Machete#own characters
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i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)
suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.
the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.
#dead boy detectives#edwin's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard#and he's like 'this is incredibly inconvenient. we must be getting on with our investigations'#charles: is there a convenient sea monster around? that solves all my unwanted guest problems#jenny: nobody expects me to be a queer role model to them right?#jenny: because fuck you all if so#niko: i have so much manga that can do that for you#jenny: ... you know what? it's fine. i'll do it#jenny: first things first#jenny: do NOT treat niko's manga as a how to be gay guide#jenny: do NOT let her matchmake#jenny: and do NOT think that means it's fair game to be a bitchy old queen at her#edwin in the background: i would never! niko is a delight and a gift and i'm happy she's here#jenny: because unlike you free-loading fucks niko pays rent on time and in acceptable currency#simon: why are all the cats glaring at me?#crystal: i need popcorn for this#night nurse: [full scottish outrage] why are the lost children multiplying? i sent you to hell not a bloody football pitch
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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stories of three little birds for @jkvjimin ♡
texts & paintings, by first appearance: Die Drei Spatzen (The Three Sparrows), poem by Christian Morgenstern // In einem leeren Haselstrauch (In a bald hazel tree), painting by 6-year-old me // Three Little Birds, song by Bob Marley & The Wailers // three little sparrows, painting by Annemiek Groenhout // Three Birds, poem by Ben Onachila // Birds on a Branch, painting by James Coffman // Birds of a Feather, song by Billie Eilish
#btsgif#btsedit#dailybts#bts#bangtan#bts maknae line#web weave#vminkook#usersky#userkelli#tuserandi#userdimple#raplineuser#usermaggie#userines#*jk#*jm#*th#*gifs#my lovie baby pat I've finally managed to finish a gift for you#I'm so sorry that it's so late but please know that it's made with so much warmth and care and love (for you)#just making it put me in such a lovely headspace. just like you always do so it simply fits#I hope these little birdies will always make you happy angel#I love you!
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Namseok through the years for @raplinenthusiasts ✨
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#btsgif#btsedit#cyphernet#dailybts#raplineuser#userdimple#userpat#useremmeline#tuserandi#usersky#annietrack#usermaggie#creatyoon#usersevn#hoseokedit#namjoonedit#jung hoseok#kim namjoon#bts#*#tw flashing#cr. 0613data mindeedie (twt) pickcon(yt) tr.cr. bts-trans @/jung-koook#happy birthday julia my darling!#i'll send the message into your dms to tell you everything i think about you later😈#and for now i hope you'll accept this small gift i made for you#i know this is not the typical post i make in such occasions but i'm still in my burnout phase (slowly getting out of it)#so i decided to go with the simplest compilation: one gif (photo) for one year + one bonus photo bc i love it very much#there is not common idea here i just made gifs only from videos i've seen x)#so the title could be namseok and it's different sides: silly chaotic caring supporting <3#they're very dear to me and so are you i love you sending tons of love kisses and hugs your way🌷
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jungkook x blue 💙 [ cr: 0613data, namuspromised, @jung-koook ]
#btsedit#btsgif#jungkookedit#dailybts#usersky#userpat#userines#heygingko#userdimple#usersevn#raplineuser#annietrack#uservans#rjshope#useremmeline#usermaggie#anialook#usermizuoka#jungkook#*mine#yes this is a birthday gift to myself#why shouldn't i join in on the fun y'know#this truly was a labour of love because what possessed me to make a 30 gif comp fr#apparently i don't know when to stop lol#also don't come for me you colour this many different pieces of content and there's sure to be inconsistencies#and yes i tried to arrange it from light to dark (as best as i could anyway)#i digress i'm really happy with how this came out#and i can't wait to get to the next instalment <3
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he does this every single year 🍰🎉
#meta knight#king dedede#kirby#bandana waddle dee#starstruck dee#metadede#<- kind of? i guess it's implied but just in case bc i know some people like to avoid#sorry i am running late but i didn't forget him i promise!!!! happy birthday to my favourite blueberry#kirby and starstruck used their FAVOURITE confetti because they LOVE him but he isn't even going to eat it?!?!? smh... 🥺🥺🥺#the caption was originally additional dialogue! it was starstruck worrying that he didn't like their gifts followed by#kirby saying “no it's fine he does this EVERY year.” i'm sure he'll eat them later; confetti not withstanding.#my art#my comics
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TAEHYUNG, NAMJOON & JUNGKOOK + memories (2014-2021) (cr. dwellingsouls, 0613data, namuspromised)
happy birthday, sky! @jung-koook 💟
#taehyung#jungkook#namjoon#bts#btsedit#btsgif#bangtan#bangtan*#gif#userkelli#usersky#annietrack#userdimple#raplineuser#tuserandi#rjshope#useremmeline#usermaggie#dailybts#happy sky day!!! 💜✨#sky my baby i know i already send you a message but i really wanted to finish this gift to you (started this last week!!!)#is nothing much but i couldn't not celebrate this day with you. sorry that i'm posting this so late to you tho D:#hope you see this when you wake up and that it perhaps brings the same joy i have when i get to talk to you#happiest of the birthday my baby! i hope you have the most amazing time with the people you love or just eating something you like#i love you to the moon and back#thank you for being such an inspiration in every way possible <3#my admiration for you is beyond words#ps i know it has greetings content but still... i had other plans but still wanted to use the screencaps :')
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Here's a little Giftie for you! I had intended to give them to you from the beginning, but I truly appreciate all the requests! they kept me going~
(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡
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Please do!
Tag me if you use them for something!
Use them for something!
Change them into your style! / give them makeovers!
Please do not!
Please don't claim as your own creations.
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Not all packs are required for downloading! Simply substitute any missing components on the sim.
All cc included! Even my defaults! If you happen to have any conflicting defaults that you prefer, simply locate the default file that comes upon download and delete it.
All of them have outfits, skills, careers, likes and dislikes, lifestyles, etc etc. Everything I thought would fit the characters best, you can check it all out for yourselves! (Some have more than others (ᵕ—ᴗ—)ʱªʱª ) you can change these to suit yourself.
on the gallery too, but that doesn't include cc, so they'll definitely look a bit off.
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𝔼𝕃𝕃𝕀𝕆𝕋𝕋 𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 (dropbox)
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lots of credit to all the cc creators!💖 and done!
#let me know in the comments who your marrying lol!💖🤭#(*/ω\*) I'm tuckered out~#ts4#the sims 4#1000 followers milestone gift#ts4 community#sims community#sims 4#simblr#ts4 sim download#ts4 simdump#ts4 sdv simdump#sdv as sims#sdv bachelors#seyvia's sims#sim download#gif#video#I hope no possessive cc creator come for me it'll ruin everything#I'm so nervous to post this! my perfectionism is going off the charts but if I hold on to this any longer I'll go mad lol😵💫#please pardon any oversights! I'm this human thing and we tend to forget stuff!
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Not to be absolutely unhinged but I think that if I buy enough tiny plastic tubs to continue breaking down every possession I own into discrete categories then eventually I will live in a home where I don't constantly have a large pile of completely miscellaneous nicknacks in the middle of the floor constantly and forever until I die
Current box count is 56
#Do I tag this as autism#Is this an ADD thing#Or is this just another one of the lord's freaky gifts#Who knows#I'm having fun#I think#The spreadsheet says I'm having fun#Yippee#God I love sorting things#This isn't OCD by the way this is voluntary and enjoyable
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[the incarnation kim dokja will be killed by the one he loves the most.]
dedicated to gaby (@kimdokjas); happy birthday! ♡
#전독시#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#orvedit#joongdok#yoo joonghyuk#kim dokja#전지적 독자 시점#omniscient reader#;edits#happy belated birthday gabyyyyy#hope u had a great day!!!! 💋#hope u like this poor little gift i made for u#haven't really read the webtoon in years but.. i chose this scene coz u know feelings haha#anw thank you for being my mutual and for everything else#and i hope we will have a lot more novels to talk about!#i'm still waiting for you to finish qqgk 👀 just so u know ;))#and i wanna rec u 'turning' too
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hey there! sorry to bother again, but I was in a animating mood, so I ended doing a short animation of Machete for practice. It's kinda messy since I havent done that for a while, but hope you like it!
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#HOLY MOLY#it's genuinely unfathomable that people are willing to put this much effort into my characters ;_; you're wonderful I don't deserve it#he's so expressive in your style#an exasperated eye roll#what has gotten him all peeved this time#I don't know animation terminology but I love the squash and stretch (?) on his face#especially his eyebrows#and the (I don't know what to call them) eye bags? facial wrinkles? they're really selling the “for the love of god not this again” look#the final frame is just golden#perfect squinty frown mwah#also appreciating his silly little opossum teeth#it's beautiful I've looked at this for five hours now#thank you so much!#gift art#pouletpourrisoldblog#own characters#Machete#“sorry to bother you again” bother me??#if you take the time to create something like this I'm putting you in my will
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for someone who wants to bang a werewolf, I sure do scream like a fire alarm when my dog brings me "gifts" (dead lizard) realistically if a man brought me his hunt as a gift I'd pass out.
#she brought me an ALIVE turtle once and I still don't know how to unpack that like emotionally#where the fuck did you get that#my little hunter#i'm so proud of her but also please stop bringing me birds and mice and lizards#she leaves them right outside my bedroom which is very sweet but also means I almost step on them every time#screaming crying throwing up trying to clean up her gifts
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