#i'm fuckening KIN

[frogchiro]

did you see that warren cole posted his motorcycle on his instagram?! it's given me some maaaaaaajor thoughts about biker graves, maybe even in a modern cowboy/rancher au? like imagine him taking you on rides through the desert and he's so distracted by your chest pressed against his back and your legs spread behind him that he runs out of gas because he just drives so far and him and reader just end up in the middle of nowhere... they end up doing a walk of shame to some dusty ass motel and have tired lazy sex PAHAHAHAHAHAHA (i love you, and your writing. i always will! sending infinite love! <3)

YES I SAW IT AND HHRRNNNN the way that I need that man is astronomical, like, interstellar level

I think I'm gonna go with a...dad's best friend/neighbour Graves scenario for this one since I need a dilf to just take me away ;;

Imagine Graves coming to your dad one day to show him his new motorcycle and oh he just so happened to mention that he takes his new baby for a ride into the vast Texas desert for a day or two, do a lil sightseeing and stuff like that and your dad would be so thrilled!

Being none the wiser, your poor old dad asked his old military buddy if he maybe could take you with him if it wouldn't be too much of a hassle. He said that while he appreciated you being a good student and generally a very calm and mild mannered girl, he thought that you'd need something...more adventurous to do during your summer holiday from collage and Philip being his trusted friend is the perfect person to do that! He trusted him with his life on the battlefield many years ago and now he will trust the blonde man with his daughter :)

Little did your dad know is that it's exactly what both you and Philip were hoping for, literally the perfect opportunity. You and your handsome older neighbour were in a,, let's say secret relationship, at least for the time being and every little sliver of time together was precious ;;

And so you quickly packed the few things you could, climbed onto the bike and off you two went, on a nice, relaxing trip, just the two of you until it didn't end up as relaxing as you though it'd be ;;

As much as Philip prides himself to be a man of iron self control with you it just slips away way too easy, but its one of those things he adores about you, how easy and young he feels when he's with you. Unfortunately this time it didn't come as handy as usual. You weren't supposed to travel too far, just around 100km, stay at a motel for a night or two, have some passionate intimate moments just between two lovers and then right back to put you back into your pa's arms with a pat on the head and call you a 'good kid' but as usual, everything went wrong.

As shameful as it is Philip got a little...distracted. The distraction being the feeling of your warm, soft body and the feeling of your pillowy boobs pressed tightly against his leather jacket clad back and he might have happened to drive a bit too fast for a bit too long and drove straight by the motel you were going to stay, with you not paying attention either being distracted too by all the pretty sights and Phil's cologne and musk :((

All was good and cool until the bike started to rumble and slow down into a dead stop. You drove too far for too long, you're out of gas and it's getting dark. Perfect.

You'd lie if you said you weren't at least a bit scared, after all you were literally in dead nowhere with the nearest town being at least 120km away, it was getting cold due to night approaching and Philip was cussing like a sailor trying to reach a towing company but to no avail, it was late already and no one would help you until tomorrow morning. As much as Graves was pissed off he vaguely knew the area having gone on bike drives here a while ago and he could remember there being a motel not too far away, maybe a 15 minute walk. Sure it was a dingy backwater hole with a shady looking old man behind the counter but better that than staying out here for the night right? Plus he could see that you were getting scared and so began the trek to the motel with you helping him pull his bike along the road.

After finally getting there, your fingers stiff from cold and from pulling the heavy machine you thanked all of the gods above and almost cried with relief and happiness when you saw the old blinking light of the sign of the motel. You didn't even care that it looked like the shadiest place on earth, all you wanted to do was to take a shower with Phil and jump straight into bed but,, it looked like the blonde male had other ideas ;;

What ensued was instead of you going right to bed and sleeping this eventful day off, way some sleepy, lazy and absolutely tired love making and it was the best you and Phil ever had <3

The way the older man was barely moving above you, your tired and sore bodies pressed together as close as can be with Philip thrusting his strong hips against you gently, his hot throbbing cock a warm and comforting weight inside you, right up against your cervix but not with the usual rough, fast pace but just resting there, taking in each others warmth in the otherwise cold motel room<3

Your breaths mingled hotly with each other as you lazily kissed before Philip returned his head back into the crook of your neck and started lazily making out with the sensitive skin, his hips barely moving at this point but it was the warmest and most comforting feeling you could ask for.

Tomorrow Philip would fill the gas tank in his beloved bike up to the brim so you could safely and uneventfully return to the motel you were initially going to spend your time but honestly? If someone were to ask you you'd say that this was the more or less perfect romantic getaway <3

[mercymaker]

now the feeling I haven't missed is waking up with hunger pain so bad it feels like I haven't eaten in 8 months

[chaotic-patchwork]

I like just finished Hellsing Ultimate with one of my partners and I kinned like half the cast asdfjk-

Also HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CREATORS

Just- in general, what the fuck asdfjk-

Also I fucking love how they casually slip these relationship tidbits I love it so much

Like she had her first kiss like that for real and I fucking loooooove it

Like HOUGH YES I'm not usually one for straight relationships as a joke bit honestly for real Hellsing Ultimate just- mwah

A vampire and a paladin walk into a bar in north Ireland-

It's so fucking good too how many like varieties of relationship tidbits there are

Like I understand yall now, it's so fucking good and I'm obsessed now asdfjk-

The fucken museum was beautiful

I feel so goddamn betrayed

Can't believe that he has an official voice actor

Straight people are ok sometimes

FUCK YOU

He was gone 30 goddamn years but also only 10 minutes I missed him hehehehehe

I loved it so so so so fucking much

Kins will be in the tags because fuck all of you I'm so queer

[flannelepicurean]

What is Goten's middle name like?

Okay, I'm not assuming my experience is universal, so y'all bear with me on this before the poll.

Where I'm from, geographically and culturally (Southeastern U.S. aka "The South"), there's this thing with kids where if an adult calls you by your middle name instead of just your first name, or your first name + surname, in a certain tone, you just... basically fucken skedaddle. Because you are In Trouble and about to be On Punishment.

So like... if your name is Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, for example, your mom or meemaw or dad or grand-uncle or whoever kin to you, or resident adult could be like, "Ruth's, cut the crap," and it's not THAT big a deal. But if they're like, "RUTH'S CHRIS!" all record-scratch style, STFU and chill, because You Know Better. Or like, if they're like, "RUTH'S CHRIS STEAKHOUSE, GET YOUR ASS OUTTA BED, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!" then you grouse VERY QUIETLY but you get your ass in gear. Or if they're like, "CHRIS!" you better show up wherever that exclamation emanated from. And if it's like, "Ruth's. Chris. Steakhouse." then you're in Big Trouble.

So what I'm wanting to know is, since we all know Goten is Son Goten, and that Chi-Chi don't waste a good middle name when a throwin' pan will do (don't get me wrong, I stan Chi-Chi but that's fucked up, but I still stan her), somebody else be callin' that Meddling Kid by his middle name, when him and Trunks Briefs (whose names go in that order regardless) whoopsie-doodle a shenanigan into a SNAFU. I'm talking tween/teen reverse-Scooby-Doo, "You woulda gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddlin' kids!" situation.

Anyway:

[sn0tcl0wn]

decided to replay trigger happy havoc because it's been so long and when i checked my save files i remembered that the reason i didnt wanna play it anymore was cause it was one of the games my exes "accidentally" deleted from my vita so i lost all my save files. twice. i've had the game since it dropped and yet the only save file from before today was from 2015 (right around when i started dating my second fiance) which was like five years after i got it so i can see why it depressed me every time i looked at it.

why do dorky ass loser men go out of their way to crush any ounce of joy you have as if you're not actively fucking and caring for him? like were they threatened by my kins? why didn't i punch either of them for deleting so much of my shit? like now i understand why i stopped gaming for so long. going through all my old games and systems today and Reflecting™️ was truly illuminating. if the next one either does shit like that or outright doesnt let me play my games in peace im gonna fucken swing.

like i deadass cried for like five minutes when i realized what had actually happened to my games and why i really stopped playing and how no one ever took it seriously back when they did that (despite everyone getting on me for doing it to them since it didn't matter right?) only for it to escalate into full on abuse less than a year into dating either of them. it's fucking horrific tbh.

anyway i'm actually gaming again and i feel so free.

[candle-queen-official]

🕯 Queenie aesthetic because i was bored! 🕯

[drunkstarscream]

IT'S REAL LOVING SHOCKWAVE HOURS!!!!

[fictionkinfessions]

Selfship portion of the ask game: I honestly don't mind, I've selfshipped before too. I can separate myself from my kin for the most part.

What I DO mind is those bitches who do yandere AUs. Just cause I'm the fucken' antagonist doesn't mean I'm gonna do that shit. "Yandere!Volo Hcs!! 🥺🥺🥺" *please* shut the fuck up for the love of SINNOH

-Volo, #⭐🐱🍓

[traumxrei-archive]

Tempted to be a character anon (not Azul don’t die) so I did some research on character analysis and etcetera. So I had the misfortune of getting that realization of, “Oh shit, I kin/relate this character.” This small jab at you had backfired immensely and I am currently suffering at this newfound information.

this is the funniest fucken ask i've gotten-

i can't believe you found a twst kin bc you were researching on being a character anon for me *cries* this is what we call kARma /j

i'm sure i'll love whatever anon you'll become so after you finish suffering in Pain and Agony bc of ur new kin, let's chat again sjdfksjf (also i'm just curious, which character was it ? or are you going to keep it a secret till your maybe debut as a character anon ?)

[arvoze]

wow... tragic @ the realisation I'd struggle to use tumblr if literally anyone else had this url

[hugispuso-archive]

Hi! That was me with that cuddle ask 👀 Anyways, I was reading your f/o list and i'm curious as to what a kin is? :00 I'm sorry if you already explained this to me skjda My memory is going dory too

I FUCKEN KNEW IT WAS YOU-

it's alright, our brains can be mean and go dory often. this is my definition, so it may be different for other people. basically they are characters i see myself in — oreki being one of them because he reminds me of my s/i (which is vance) a lot. i don't take kinning very seriously, that's why i'm ok w/ doubles! some other ppl are uncomfortable w/ doubles, so be careful and read everyone's dni/about first.

this is actually the reasoning of my url lmao. it's technically "oreki kin" but i put it together bc it looked aesthetic to me. :]

[clickbeetle]

Hey to the person who thinks they aren't cool enough to kin Terezi. I kin Terezi. I'm a fuckening loser the only requirement to kin Terezi is to be at least vaguely a chaos gremlin

yeah i kin diamonds droog just because i wanna be sexy. i’m nothing like him. but i kin him. he lives in a little tiny place inside me. my heart is his jazzy apartment and i just let him live here.

[mostly-stimssssssss]

heyyyyy there! hope you're having a nice day 💜 i'm Regs, from @moon-kinnie and i just wanted to pass by and ask a little question– i'm doing some random stimboards and i thought about doing one for one of your kins? but i dunno if you have any stims you don't like or anything like that, so if you could maybe let me know about your preferences and stuff that would be awesome. also– sorry if this sounds a bit weird, it's just that you guys are really nice and i wanted to make you something hdkskñ

Oh! Regs, hey, didn't think you'd come my way over here ahaha...

You can stop by and ask questions on any the blogs I run or help run, alright? It's cool.

Anyways... ASDFJK- THANK YOU YOU'RE SO FUCKEN SWEET REGS THANK YOU FOR ALL THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

And really the only stims I don't enjoy that I've seen so far is Iceberg Slime, but that's only sometimes and more of an "eh" kinda dislike, ya know?

If you want me to send in stuff like pics for reference or just a normal request or even just an ask about preferences in deeper detail and such, or we could DM back and forth about all that! Is all cool n good, depends what you prefer, Regs.

Asdfjk- sorry for the mention- @moon-kinnie

[tr1ppykay]

hello! i noticed you really like eridan. i also really like eridan, but i struggle putting the reasons why into words? and i've seen your commentary on other people's posts tellin them they're Wrong, which made me wonder if you've ever written anything about Why you like eridan so much! no pressure if not or if you'd rather not share, i'm just curious

fwgfajhsd hes a fucken … good boy… but tbh aside from kin stuff idk why i love him? but hey i dont Need to validate it with any specific reason! hes just my fave and my comfort character and im sick of people spreading bullshit about him

[plushyteeths]

-> mental health got rlly bad in fourth grade , started therapy + s/h

-> got diagnosed w/ gd in like sixth grade + internalized my mental illnesses

-> truscum phase , need i say more

-> spent five years s/h + four bein fucken miserable

-> finally realized that i'm the one keeping myself stuck

-> started looking into xenolabels + neoprounouns + kin stuff + things i'd avoided before

-> started having more fun with my gender + presentation

-> whaddaya know !!

-> feelin a lot better :}

-> still bind + want top + taking t

-> still dysphoric

-> but i'm not gonna let that be the be all and end all of my expression + experience

Can we put "ACTUAL TRANS PEOPLE" to rest?

I'm seriously done with it.

I have dysphoria, I hated myself, I was anti-nb, I was anti-nondysphorics, I was anti-xenogender, I was truscum garbage, I identified as ftm, I wore baggy and oversized clothes to deal with dysphoria. I wanted and still continue to want, to end my life due to dysphoria.

Fuck "Actual trans people" It's gatekeeper bullshit I won't stand for. Genuinely so tired of seeing that stupid shit.

The most cis-conforming trans person is still trans, therefore still unacceptable.

As an "Actually trans person" fuck off with that.

[kawaiipatoot]

god I'm. so fuckening kin with juno and i need to stop denying it. RIP.