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this gives off an unspeakable energy and i’m scared to unleash it to the world

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so like… do other Decepticons use Soundwave as a diary or is it just Starscream?

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SOUNDWAVE KILLED A MAN

Thanks to Jessicatheshark for pointing that out

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the positioning in this shot makes it look like megatron strapped an even BIGGER fusion cannon on top of his first fusion cannon, and to be honest, when i glanced at it at first i didn’t even question it because that’s exactly the sort of shit tfp megatron would do

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Knock Out: Lord Megatron, sir! You’ll be pleased to know I’ve arranged your voice mails into categories! Megatron: Ah, and what is that? Knock Out: Death threats, calls from Starscream, and calls that are death threats from Starscream

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TFP Soundwave is so overpowered like he's a computer hacking techno genius with the fighting skills of a champion gladiator who can track you down and record everything you do without ever revealing his presence, and he has a helpful little Murder Bird for instant backup whenever he needs it.

Literally the only thing that keeps him from dominating everything is the fact that he just doesn't give a fuck unless ordered to, or Megatron's wellbeing is directly involved.

I absolutely adore him.

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Megatron being a super famous gladiator before starting the war makes me laugh. Like imagine if John Cena started a revolution that eventually destroyed the world.

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Optimus finally tells a joke

Optimus Prime: Knock knock,

Jack Darby: Who’s there?

Optimus Prime: Optimus.

Jack Darby: Optimus who?

Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime.

Jack Darby:

Optimus Prime:

Jack Darby:

Optimus Prime:

Jack Darby: That’s… that’s true, Optimus.

Optimus Prime: Thank you, Jack.

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i open the trunglr. i look at the transforber.

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ thundercracker ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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[ratchet voice] auuooahghptimus

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Most people on dating sites:“Dont even TALK to me if you’re not 6ft tall, green eyes and perfect hair.”

Me:“Dont even TALK to me if you you’re not a 20 ft robot with weapons.”

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imagine if the Dinobots were like cats/dogs, where sometimes in dino mode their tongues stick/hang out of their mouths and they forget they’re hangin’ there

like this:

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Soundwave doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

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ok so like… If things were reversed (kinda like Shattered Glass) where the Decepticons were good I think Soundwave would be Raf’s guardian and Breakdown would be Miko’s

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An idea where an accident makes soundwave and shockwave swap bodies