#i'm confused help

[habitual-creatures]

*Muffled*

M’ still awake

Kinda want coffee…

Ayo congrats Mod!!!!!

Icanfixsome?

[ly-pleiades]

you are the voices in my head

i-- that sounds so ominous anonie omg,,, what does this mean,,, is it a good or bad thing — am i just relatable? 😭

[maxverstappentv]

wait why's everyone saying that tumblr is dying😭😭 i just got back here this year for the first time in like 6 years... don't let it die now tf

[tequitoclown]

HEY QUESTION FROM AN AROACE

Kissing, yeah? So when a couple kisses... Is it expected to be a French kiss generally speaking? Or do most kisses not go past the lips?

I FORGOT FRENCH KISSING WAS A THING IS THAT THE NORMAL FOR ROMANTIC MOMENTS?!

(If this is too weird a question shoot me an anon lol)

[iambecomeyourvillain]

do you have an accent?

i..... have my own accent? so yes? i guess??

[marlynnofmany]

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[tomicaleto]

Pero alguien me puede explicar qué onda lo del Papu? Hasta donde entiendo, oficialmente no vino por una lesión. Él en su instagram tiró buena onda en la famosa foto pero solo tuvo megusta del Dibu. Extraoficialmente, aparentemente le hizo brujería a Gio Lo Celso para quedarse con el lugar y por eso los jugadores lo están desplazando. Pero tampoco quiero caer en alguna y terminar siendo parte de los “putos periodistas” que siempre andan tirando mierda

[brucewaynehater101]

For those Titan's Tower AUs where Tim is all like, "That's Jason, so I'll let him torture/kill me when he pops by," what if Red Hood walks in on Robin being extra prepared. Tim greets him at the door with a smile, beckons him on over, and shows him the table of torture devices he gathered. It's almost like a kid trying to show their parent the amazing job they did in hopes they'll be praised.

"I wasn't sure which ones you preferred to use, so I grabbed a variety just in case."

[same-pic-of-pluto-everyday]

Apparently I'm married? Don't ask cause Idk either 🫠

[papaiyatree]

you have so much to do, and i have nothing ahead of me

might be blurry, click on pic for higher quality

edit: my comms are open!!

[yhwcomeback]

I miss him, this one comes with a small speedpaint so enjoy idk

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Someone just tagged one of my tweedy selfies with "dark academia is problematic" and I'm just dying over here, especially since I associate my look more with riding horses than archiving at the Mütter Museum.

Anyway, "vintage style, not vintage values."

[caotpayaso]

Spirit mob bcs i had an idea at the middle of the night

uhhh i will not elaborate

[beaft]

whenever i've worked in retail it has always been emphasised that the Thing To Do when a customer comes in is to approach them and do a big smile and go "hi, how are you!! do you need help finding anything today?" (or something similar).

i thought it was universally agreed that nobody enjoys this, but my friend informs me that apparently this line not only works but noticeably improves sales. so, poll:

[somegrumpynerd]

Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them