#i'm amurican

[crownedinmarigolds]

I'm having to work slow at day-job and just thought about this poll!

For those of my followers/mutuals who are in the Vampire the Masquerade/World of Darkness community - where are you located! I ask because on Instagram I seem to have a high amount of Brazilian followers and I was curious what the Tumblr spread was like! (Feel free to be specific if you'd like, I'm going to be very generic in the poll itself)

[the-gay-prometheus]

The era of British and American Frankenstein is OVER.

OVER, I TELL YOU!

The next time I see Victor Frankenstein in visual media he better be wearing lederhosen and a funky little felt hat blowing on an alphorn trying to sell me extra strength Ricola that'll raise a man from the dead

[ratty9boy]

Trini: guys, what other lenguage do i speak?

Don: Mexican

Norman: latino american?

Grady: no idiots! he speaks Hispanic

Trini: ...Jesus Christ...

[ticklepinions]

Everyone should read the following. If we are a community you need to understand a few things.

Are you entitled to say anything you want due to "free speech"? Hell yeah!

Should you? Absolutely the fuck not!

The blatant racism, anti-queerness, transphobia, misogyny and fatphobia I have seen is down right abhorrent. And if you display any of these ideologies or opinions, you simply do not belong here. You shouldn't be comfortable making a safe space for yourself as you make this lovely community unsafe for the rest of us.

There is nothing political about human rights. But unfortunately that's where we are in this life. I'll try not to be biased but certain political leanings tells me all I need to know about you. POC conservatives will always make me laugh. You are nothing but a pawn for the cis/hetero/whites who don't give a shit if you live or die. Nothing but a slur, a body to dispose of. You may share their views but they are not sharing the power and privilege they have with you.

Let's talk about certain individuals who act so tough under the "big strong amurican sharing their views just to get shitted on, fucking snowflakes". Why do you want to be oppressed so badly? Why do you purposely antagonize people and then when they defend themselves you try dismissing them by saying how they're wasting their time... The irony of it all. The sheer ignorance.

I feel sorry for you people. Truly, I do. But I'll be damned if I let any of you try to tear any of us down for having opinions and ideologies (hint hint see the irony?) that fight for the rights of people who don't have them.

And let me get something clear- from the river to the sea. We all should not stop fighting till all of us are free. There are so many resources out there to educate yourself, yet you choose to remain ignorant. You do not belong here. You act as though you are better than everyone else because you have "edgy" opinions, opinions that literally call for the deaths of the marginalized and oppressed. You do not belong here. You have the gall to tell people they are wasting their time, when their sheer existence alone is putting them at risk for isolation and death (by the same bigoted people you support). You do not belong here.

If an elephant (Israel) has it's foot on a mouse's (Palestine) tail, tell me which one is truly the one at risk. There is a gen0cide going on. If Israel is trying to reclaim it's "land" why bomb it? Why destroy it? With a military with their degree they should be able to eliminate all these "terr0rists" with minimal to no "collateral damage" (aka the 30,000 innocent Palestinians, 2/3rds of which were woman and children, with countless injured, orphaned, homeless and starving). Why bomb hospitals, mosques, sacred places? Standing with Palestinian people is not antisemitism, it's anti gen0cide and war crimes (a multitude of which Israel has shamelessly committed).

And I'm not on anon. I stand for the people of Palestine. I stand for justice. I stand for equity. I stand for the freedom of all oppressed people.

And I implore everyone who follows me to educate themselves. The right path does not lead you to discriminate against the marginalized. Continue to fight my friends, continue to amplify the voices of those unheard, continue making this community and those you belong to, safe for all and unsafe for those who think otherwise.

For you @knismosexual + @littleonelee

I hope you truly reflect on how your actions impacts this entire community and the communities you live in. Until you learn how to act right, unfortunately this community isn't for you. You shouldn't feel welcome here. You shouldn't feel like you belong here. DMs are wide open if you have any thoughts. But again I say, supporting transphobic, racist, anti-queer, misogynistic, discriminatory views is not simply an "opinion" or personality to adopt. You are hurting real people, accepting the deaths and harassment that plague them every single day. You have no place in this community.

[dre1mp1r1site]

(Yape)

Ey, lookie here! It's me, YAPE!

The most powerful of all

office suplIiIiEs~

(Alex)

Wait, what do you do?

(Yape)

I do Yape things! Like

jump up and down on this piano!

(Alex)

Is... that useful for my office?

(Yape)

Obviously!

Hail the Origami Korigami, because

all the other songs are borigami!

(Alex)

Hey, wait-- the other

Origami King songs are songs too!

(Yape)

DID I STUTTER?!

I'll mess up paper in

ways that only Yape can do~!

(Alex)

Like... what?

(Yape)

Oh, you know! ;)

(Juno)

Alex, hold me, I'm scared.

(Yape)

I am stronger than

an anime swordsman!

Give me an anime swordsman--

like, bring me Scissors

so I can flex on it!

I really need you to know how

useful Yape is, like really a lot!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

THAT DOESN'T RHYME?

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED YAPE NOW!

*Beeps*

(Yape)

Your office is my domain!

Yape gonna bring the pain!

Yape is amurican made!

Mario just got played!

*Beeps*

(Yape)

Yape is a stationery to

behold, available wherever

office supplies are sold!

More efficient than other

supplies tenfold, an essential

purchase from Office Depot!

*Beeps*

(Yape)

Yape is worth a thousand tapes,

like $4790 bucks at Staples

I am like a god,

Mario won't survive this scrape,

YOU AREN'T MY U--

(Alex)

Wait! We still don't

know what Yape does!

(Announcer)

Side Effects of Yape use may include:

Dizziness

Vomiting

Fevers

Headaches

Backaches

Heartaches

Kidney Damage

Liver Damage

Diarrhea

Constipation

Drowsiness

Fatigues

Rashes

Hives

Irritation

Inflammation

Fear of Clowns

Change of taste for Ice Cream

Desire to purchase a Lamborghini

Subscription to Juno Songs

Subscription to Man on the Internet

Please subscribe to both channels,

we swear to god they aren't

competing, in fact, Alex is the

one singing this very song,

vomiting,

and heart palpitations.

(Juno)

WHY DOES IT CAUSE VOMITING TWICE?!

- ``Such a waste of time...``

[pretty-princess-jeremy]

(Yape)

Ey, lookie here! It's me, YAPE!

The most powerful of all

office suplIiIiEs~

(Alex)

Wait, what do you do?

(Yape)

I do Yape things! Like

jump up and down on this piano!

(Alex)

Is... that useful for my office?

(Yape)

Obviously!

Hail the Origami Korigami, because

all the other songs are borigami!

(Alex)

Hey, wait-- the other

Origami King songs are songs too!

(Yape)

DID I STUTTER?!

I'll mess up paper in

ways that only Yape can do~!

(Alex)

Like... what?

(Yape)

Oh, you know! ;)

(Juno)

Alex, hold me, I'm scared.

(Yape)

I am stronger than

an anime swordsman!

Give me an anime swordsman--

like, bring me Scissors

so I can flex on it!

I really need you to know how

useful Yape is, like really a lot!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

THAT DOESN'T RHYME?

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED YAPE NOW!

*Beeps*

(Yape)

Your office is my domain!

Yape gonna bring the pain!

Yape is amurican made!

Mario just got played!

*Beeps*

(Yape)

Yape is a stationery to

behold, available wherever

office supplies are sold!

More efficient than other

supplies tenfold, an essential

purchase from Office Depot!

*Beeps*

(Yape)

Yape is worth a thousand tapes,

like $4790 bucks at Staples

I am like a god,

Mario won't survive this scrape,

YOU AREN'T MY U--

(Alex)

Wait! We still don't

know what Yape does!

(Announcer)

Side Effects of Yape use may include:

Dizziness

Vomiting

Fevers

Headaches

Backaches

Heartaches

Kidney Damage

Liver Damage

Diarrhea

Constipation

Drowsiness

Fatigues

Rashes

Hives

Irritation

Inflammation

Fear of Clowns

Change of taste for Ice Cream

Desire to purchase a Lamborghini

Subscription to Juno Songs

Subscription to Man on the Internet

Please subscribe to both channels,

we swear to god they aren't

competing, in fact, Alex is the

one singing this very song,

vomiting,

and heart palpitations.

(Juno)

WHY DOES IT CAUSE VOMITING TWICE?!

"I have no clue what thus is from but it sounds like an acid trip"

[a-spoonful-o-generosity]

No mention of "What if I don't have the massive amounts of cash because insurance won't cover and I live in a conservat@rd Amurican hellhole?" defense.

Or

"What if I live in a country where it is illegal and just admitting I'm trans could get me killed?" You offer no help for those people.

What you're attempting to do is noble, but you're over simplifying a VERY complex issue.

No more waiting, no more debating, go get your hrt. "I don't know if I'm really trans." You are. Now go. "I'm scared." We all were. Now go. "There's a long wait to be seen." Go get your name on that list then. Self medicate if you need. "What if my friends don't accept me?" They weren't your friends then, go. "What if my spouse doesn't accept me?" Get divorced. Now go. You do not need to continue to live in agony and depression to pretend to be someone else. Go get your hrt.

[monty-june]

𝚖𝚎, 𝚙𝚝. 𝟹

• i’m not lactose intolerant

• i don't know of ever going back to my old school after freshman year

• i don’t feel any of the feelings i felt when i didn’t have my desires looking back at it

- i remember i felt despair, but i don’t feel despair thinking about it because i’m proud of my past self!

i'm fluent in:

• the language(s) of my ethnicity 💀

• japanese, korean, thai

• portuguese

• spanish, italian, french, russian, irish, german, finnish & swedish (& the yugoslavian language sung in “ostavi trag”)

• my native language (no amurican is 100% fluent in amurican english 💀)

(in speaking, reading & writing, including morse code, sign language & other variations)

• i have the perfect placements for my kandi jewelry

[mollymarymarie]

Remus should make some pickled herring chocolates

What what WHAT WHAT WHAT

This is a real thing??? AND I THOUGHT BACON AND CHOCOLATE WAS WEIRD????

[languagendersex]

It’s so strange...

My father barely ever took care of me, only a few times i guess when i was in preschool, and idk if i ever even had contact with his parents, who came over from Italy and Germany respectively....but still my two favorite languages to speak/listen to are German and Italian and idk why...

is genetic memory with language even a Thing? 

maybe they did speak to me when i was still a wee baby...idk

maybe i just love Rammstein a lot and maybe everyone loves Italian

i just feel super weird and disconnected from my family heritage, and my only relatives who actually have any history or culture at all who actually immigrated here were never a part of my life

[mamagabi-s-corner]

wait a second.. how many people celebrate Christmas before the Birth of Christ, and how many people celebrate ON the Birth of Christ??? 

[acesartemis]

Tag game <3

tagged by @bi-lullaby !

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 a few blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better!

Name: Mel

Star sign: leo

Height: 5'11

Time: 6:56 pm

Birthday: Aug 14

Favorite bands/artists: *NSYNC/BSB, Kelly Clarkson, Andy Grammer, James Arthur, Marianas Trench, Fall Out Boy

Last movie: Doctor Strange 2: mom

Last show: Ms Marvel

When did I create this blog: 2019, but been here since 2011

What I post: asexual stuff, marvel, supernatural, 911/911 ls.... uh anything that strikes my fancy lol

Last thing I googled: website for renewing my driver's license lmao

Other blogs: not anymore

Do I get asks?: lol no

Following: 200

Average hours of sleep: 6/5

Instruments: teeny bit of piano, the musical instrument prowess skipped me

What I'm wearing: a sleep shirt and pants

Dream job: was to be a website administrator but after college I was like naaaah now I'd love to just be a doggy daycare attendant, but being an elementary school librarian suffices for now.

Dream trip: gah I don't even know... New York, Norway, New Zealand?

Nationality: Amurican

Favorite songs: got damn uh....... stand by me always gets me.

Last book I’ve read: Fly Away by Kristin Hannah

Top 3 fictional universes I’d like to live in: The Shire (even though I'm a fucking giant), the town in Onward, annnd okay fine, cliche af, but HP.

Tagging: idk anyone that wants to?

[wide-wide-wasteland]

I'm guessing the Dum Dum super mutants for a little freaked out by that display of patriotism

"IF THEY'RE FREAKED OUT BY MUH PATRIOTISM THEN THEY AIN'T NO PROPER AMURICANS! 'MURICA, FUCK YEAH!" Nora bellowed in some sort of amalgamated voice of every American stereotype accent, while another fireworks display was set up, and many weapons fired wildly into the air.

[artylovebug]

'Tis the season!

@awesome-yet-weird-weirdo tagged me! Here's some trivia about lil ol me:

Name: Veronica (my friends call me Roni. You know who you are😜)

Zodiac: Aries, although I'm not too violent or sporty😅

Height: A cool 5'6

Languages spoken: English (I do know ASL, tho:3)

Nationality: Amurican

Fruit: Oranges!

Scent: Old books and petrichor!

Color: Yelloooooow💛

Animal: Hedgehogs!

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: I like them all, but I'd choose hot cocoa if given the opportunity

Fictional character: Bran/Johnny from Son of Shadows! The way his character is described is so interesting! I'm working on a portrait right now:3

Dream trip: I'd love to go around Italy and learn more about the culture!

Song you have on repeat: For me, it'd be playlist on repeat. I created one on spotify I listen to alllll the time!

Although I might go with I Need Some Sleep by Eels. Even though it strongly reminds me of Shrek 2(😳), it's a pretty good song with some wholesome lyrics!

Blog created: July of 2017😄

Last movie: Santa Clause 2. Merry chrimmus

Candy: Ritter Sport chocolate! Coconut is my favorite of the bunch😁

Holiday: Christmas! And Thanksgiving. Love me those leftover turkey sammiches!

I think I'm gonna do what Awesome Weirdo did and just tag a couple blogs. I don't know that many people on here...

@oneangryscorpion @liltama-things @jormundgandr @rueitae @turo42069 @cgf-kat @mitzpitz09 @wateryourplanceplease @blossomingwaters @shadowqueen3 @i-am-easily-overwhelmed @born-in-olympus

[puthyflapps]

IM SORRY i'm no amurican I beg thou forgiveness

No 😪