#i'm a terrible liar
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So anyway, I lied in my last post. I saw a passing reblog about a dearth of Zuko/Haru fanfiction, and remembered that not only had I written a short Zuko/Haru fic once upon a delirious 2 a.m. but also that it was extremely lean, a skeleton really, desperately in need of some filling out.
It has been consuming my waking hours. J&R is currently on hold until I exorcise this dark spirit.
#j&r#atla#fanfic#writing#zuko/haru#i'm a terrible liar#as in it's terrible that i lie so much#showed it to my beta reader#and she had the temerity#the unmitigated gall#to immediately riff a better au idea#i hate her so much#because i do not have time to even properly outline the damn thing#working title the traitor haru cormorant#if you get that reference good#if you don't fuck you
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the tags for all the reasons you’re going to miss melo lmao
but so true
thank you
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pretty little liars (summer school) || 2024
#plledit#prettylittleliarsedit#pll#pll summer school#pllsummerschooledit#pretty little liars#pretty little liars summer school#imogen adams#tabby haworthe#faran bryant#mouse honrada#noa olivar#kelly beasley#mine#my edit#pll spoilers#pretty little liars spoilers#pll summer school spoilers#pretty little liars summer school spoilers#the version of this i'm working with is terrible quality- idk if it's worth even trying to do anything else
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Bonus - Sun's reaction
#sunset x vibes#sunset x vibes the series#sunset x vibes series#sun is a walkig green flag except for the lie but like i get it#also the fact that he's a terrible liar in general#he went on that plane and lin was like this was part of your plan wasn't it#and sun was like noooooo of course not i would never#lin saw right through that#i'm gonna be obsessed with this show actually
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How are we feeling about Barbatos boob window because I'm personally not okay:)
Oh you know, I'm totally normal about it.
Mmhmm all is well over here.
#are you convinced?#probably not but it's okay#I know I'm a terrible liar 😭#obey me barbatos#mjoria#cc mutuals#misc answers
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It feels unlikely given the way you structure the series but it would be SO funny to me if Willow properly stumbled into their not too long before the dying basilisk situation and for whatever reason happened to Be There.
Like imagine you're a bitter anarchist young adult who's been reluctantly drawn into the web of the entirely too kind Empress and you still really don't trust her or her overly aggressive bodyguard, and then you all stumble into a dying basilisk, a creature that you narrowly avoided being killed by at school that one time and then the Emperor's Coven carted them away and they were clearly terrified.
And then you react first, of course you do, why would the Empress and her stooge care about a member of what your research since you dropped out suggests is an extinct species (and you figure the Empire probably is the reason they aren't and not for anything good). Of course, what you don't know so that the Empress is only slower to react because of her extremely pertinent to this bizarre situation PTSD, and it's a moot point because she does arrive at your side a moment later.
Having presumably never gotten a coven mark, you know some healing magic, but not enough for a situation like this, and it's all you can do to buy the basilisk a minute at a time—and then the Empress calls her mom??? The human one????? And you write her off as useless right now because what help is human going to be here but then the human offers VERY specific guidance that helps you save the basilisk's life.
So now you know that 1. The Empress knows her human mom, 2. The Empress' mom knows exactly how to save a basilisk's life, 3. The Empress is genuinely as compassionate as she seems and oh now that you're able to think about it that complete loss of composure seems REALLY out of character for her; did this strike some sort of personal note?
Now for all her cleverness, I don't think Willow is the sort to be able to extrapolate anything beyond that given her limited knowledge of Luz's life compared to someone like Raine, but! I think it's possible Luz in her panic could let things slip about the Grimwalkers still.
On the one hand, Willow is an unknown who Luz doesn't trust yet and normally Luz is good at secrets.
On the other hand, Grimwalkers are possibly the only thing where Luz is LESS likely to tell Hunter than she would a whole lot of other people she knows, AND we've seen with Eda that Luz gets a lot worse at compartmentalizing information when she's Doing Rough which. Damn she sure is doing rough here, isn't she?
SHE SURE IS DOING ROUGH HERE.
i love all of this. LOVE the concept of willow as a bystander like "well, this is some out-of-touch rich people nonsense. can i actually do something useful here or"
willow, arriving at the correct conclusion pretty much immediately: ....your human mom knows a basilisk already??
camila, who probably isn't even here yet but has materialized out of thin air for the bit: AHAHAHAHAH NOOOOOO. I'M JUST. A MAGICAL CREATURE.... ALL BY MYSELF.....
#in the version without willow i'm having a great time imagining camila refusing to answer one way or the other whether she is a basilisk#while trying to do rapid mental calculations on how long it'll take to prove she's human#and how she can explain her knowledge once that happens#while being a terrible liar.#good luck#replies#toh#princess luz au#princess luz au basilisk timeline#willow park
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In light of the smoke bombs, I'm now recataloguing some of my previous assumptions [or well, hcs I guess] in this world.
Mainly because when I first read the fact that Cerise's hood enabled her to hide in the shadows, I was like yeah, okay make sense, they're clearly going for Cerise-is-wolf thing here so. Shadowy-cloak makes sense and I simply thought it was isolated to Cerise's hood.
But...the smoke bombs makes me wonder. Did Red just...already have a shadowy cloak?
That she passed down to Cerise?
Why you have a shadowy-cloak, Red? What possible use did you have for it if it wasn't for hiding bodies?
Deciding to go home and read these books has just left me with two thoughts.
One: Confused but intrigued on the lore.
Two: Red is a serial killer.
#ever after high#cerise hood#eah red riding hood#why the shadowy cloak#welcome to my blog#which is now just an Ever After High blog I guess#listen one of the family has to be an excellent liar#i can accept that no one figured it out because in-universe it's completely unthinkable#but my trade-off for accepting that is one of the family has to be an excellent liar#and it's heavily implied that cerise inherited her father's lying skill#so that leaves Red#imagine being such a terrible liar you got a saviour AND a spouse because of it#that's what I'm thinking about now
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Misc. screenshots of Insomniac's Mysterio/Quentin Beck
for reference use, but also just to look at and admire 🔮💖
#ghostie mumbles#quentin beck#mysterio#insomniac spider man#ps4 spiderman#ps4 spiderman 2#insomniac spiderman 2#insomniac spiderman#spiderman spoilers#ps4 spiderman spoilers#uhhhh HOW DO I TAG THIS?#IDK HOW ELSE TO TAG THIS#//long post#hi I'm totally normal about this man ah ha ha.. hah.. hhh-- (SWEATING LIKE THE TERRIBLE LIAR THAT I AM)
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the devil is gonna try to shame me when today's reading has the start of Romans 5?????? get lost dude
#it's still low-key working but that's Lent for you#timeskip to me at my particular judgement blubbering like a baby while I'm accused#all I know is Jesus ain't a liar!!! Scripture ain't a liar!!!! so whatever terrible things he's gonna say to me I know He's got me
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damn... octavia "rook" laidir's chokehold on me !
#personal#my ocs#i think about her every day. she makes me feel fucking insane. and i haven't even made her yet#a pirate a thief a murderer a terrible sister a faildaughter. and yet !! and yet !!!!!!!!!#she not only doesn't quit she will go and go and go and go until she starts falling apart. she is a dog with a bone in all matters#i'm going for a kazuma asogi vibe with her honestly LMAO like the way she is just SET on what she believes and will not let it go#also sucks being a lord of fortune with a panic attack inducing fear of drowning but woe ! near death experience be upon ye#recruiting [redacted] is a nightmare scenario for her. she said yeah let's go in. in there. in the ocean (freaking out)#and to catch feelings for a grey warden of all people. the person most likely to either tragically sacrifice himself or just Die Young#octavia taking a drink of vodka straight from the bottle like Is anyone else having one of the years of all time or is it just me#and on top of all that !! she eventually has to accept that her sister wants nothing to do with her anymore#she has to finally confront that forgiveness is not guaranteed and that their relationship may just be truly over. even if she says sorry#and that kills her a little bit bc she does genuinely care abt her family. but she made some egregious choices years ago#and now she has to live with the quencies !!!!#and she's selfish enough to want to avoid that. like. she doesn't even necessarily want to be her sister's bestie--#--she just doesn't want to be punished for her mistakes. she isn't Aware of that per se but that's what it is#she's a fuckup she's a loser she's a liar she's headstrong and stubborn and deeply caring and so in over her head#OCTAVIA THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE IN MY HEAD !!!!!!
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OMG the CEO in My Lovely Liar is gonna be the murderer isn't he!?
#this is not a spoiler#cause i have no idea what i'm talking about#and am in fact terrible at guessing things??#but like....#something about him tho....#my lovely liar#episode 13#spoiler#but not really
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pro: i've been actually so consistent in my sleep schedule the last two weeks, i woke up at half past eight this morning despite having only gone ot bed at like, 4 am
con: i am so so so so so tired. all the time. how do y'all live like this
#mona rambles#it's like.. not that I'm not constantly tired when i just let my sleep schedule do whatever#but god this is. yikes#the amount of times i just clonk out at 8pm?? terrible#''sleep consistently'' they said#''get 8 hours minimum each night and stick to a schedule'' they said#''youll be less tired'' they said#looks like SOMEONE is a fucking liar#this is a rethorical question pls don't give me advice#i'm 30 years old and been dealing with sleep issues my entire life believe me i've heard it all
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My absolute fave kinds of games to play are social deception games. So naturally I play them whenever I can.
Yesterday and today I've been playing some of those games with a guy I've never met before (and others). I think he and I played maybe six games of "two rooms and a boom" and two games of "the resistance" and afterward we had a fairly good idea of where we had each other.
BUT I never would have thought he knew so well where he had me that he would manage to do a bonkers but entirely correct read on me today in two separate situations and games.
I honestly didn't even think he'd even paid attention to me that much in the first place, because quite a lot of people were playing and I don't think he had much of a reason to single me out.
First, when we played "two rooms and a boom" today, he somehow managed to predict how I would reason about a vital decision two rounds ahead of that decision, enabling him to prepare for it by giving instructions to someone else on how they should act in the other room two rounds later.
Then, we played a third game of "the resistance" together. I got a blue role (the good guys). He sat next to me. The first round, he turned to look at me and asked, "Sara, are you a spy?" I said, "No." At which he turned forward again and told the others, "Okay, yeah, I'm almost 100% sure Sara isn't a spy."
I perked up because yeah I wasn't and no one ever trusts me in these games so wtf?? And the others were also wtf, because, yeah, no one ever trusts me. So they questioned him on it and asked why he thought so. He just smiled and said, "Because I asked her whether she's a spy, and she said no."
I have to assume it was something about my expression or gaze or tone of voice or whatever, but jfc, have you ever had someone who's barely more than an acquaintance look you straight in the eye and read you like an open book? Do you have any idea how absolutely fascinating and thrilling that can be?
I've got to befriend this guy. Got. To. So that's my new mission for tomorrow, which will be my last chance in a while.
(He repeated his explanation three times during the game when people asked him again why he trusted me. But he didn't elaborate further on it. Eventually they were convinced by him that I wasn't a spy nevertheless, even though they didn't even know for sure that he wasn't one. Fascinating.)
(I also asked him - twice - whether he was a spy. He said no (which turned out later to be correct). But he started laughing both those times, and the second time he told me, "don't smile like that when you ask, I can't help but laugh" so I guess I have a ways to go... Another reason to befriend him: So he can teach me his ways.)
#He seems to be very skilled at picking up other people's signals too#Little details like the way they move their gazes and stuff#But there's something different in how he reads me and I *don't* think it's because I'm a terrible liar or anything#Again: *fascinating*#Nagnerd
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having a crisis in a clothing store because there's so many clothes here. so many clothes, everywhere i look. filled to the brim with clothes. and there are more stores next to this one. why do we need so many clothes? how many of them are going to get thrown away after having been worn once? how many are going to get thrown away because nobody bought them??
#AAAAAAAAAAAAA#I am never buying clothes anywhere other than in second hand stores ever again I just can't fucking deal with this#(is a liar bc we don't have a lot of second hand stores in our city and they suck)#but seriously buying new clothes always makes me feel terrible. even tho I keep them for YEARS#doddie redet#It's trash. it's all trash. fancy expensive trash. I'm going insane.#not just clothing stores. everything. why do we need so much of everything.
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during my brief period of unemployment (aka the worst paid vacation ever) i've become terribly obsessed with the following things: delicious dungeon and tok/yo reve/ngers
basically my once and future boss (a small middle aged man who i could almost certainly beat in a physical fight but who scares the living shit out of me just bc of his vibe) was like "so... what have you been up to?" and i was like "uhh applying for jobs... and watching a lot of anime........"
#i work/worked for a japanese company and all my colleagues WILL call you an otaku to your face if you let them#personal boy#“hey alphonse why are you wearing those orange sunglasses?” and because i'm a terrible liar i just was like#“it's because i want to look like vash the stampede” (truth) and well... now everybody knows
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