#i'm a menace

[nothanksjohnny]

The only way I take care of myself is imaging how nice it would feel to cut off any of my comfort characters. Telling ratchet to get rest and right before he can snap about how I should do the same i get to say I slept a full eight hours(help me I haven't slept since sunday) and I get to look smug as he huffs and scoffs his way back to his room. Like the fly in your room at 3 AM I just appear behind Optimus and tell him to get his aft to bed before I start editing Wikipedias. I like to think he takes them very personally and when he has free time (rare) he spends them correcting them. Chucking a "How to seek help" at Megatron and just smile. I'd buy those color board from elementary ( the one were you can moved up to green or down for red. ) for the whole deception ship. They'd turn it into a competition and I'd gladly watch it burn. Just spawning on Heatwaves shoulder " your emotionally constipated aren't you heatwave" in a SpongeBob manner. Remember kids if you can't find the will to help yourself just imagine your doing it inspite of someone.

[existennialmemes]

Non Binary by Nature

a 💖Menace💖 by Choice

[miss617]

Uncle Bob any time John does anything.

[puppyfriedrice]

Girl who just finished the dishes voice: I'm soaking wet 🥵🥵🥵

[elliespuns]

I saved Joel's dick by giving it CPR

[84reedsy]

[caspersickfanfics]

why did i just write 1500 words of an entirely new fic, torturing cynonari, instead of finishing one of my 10+ wips HELP

[breadblender]

@glitchedsoftware

[possuminabathtub]

If I weren't supposed to affectionately bite my friends, why am I the perfect height to unsuspectingly chomp down lightly on their shoulder? Huh? Prove me wrong. Oh? You can't? That's what I thought. Bite your friends, coward

[navybluetriangles]

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[amtrak-officials-admirer]

Dear God. I've become insufferable. I have started to make snide comments whenever I hear someone talking about cars and interstates.

"Yeah, we're gonna take a road trip."

"You could take the train. That way, no one has to drive. It's clearly a far better option"

Or

"What are you watching?"

"It's about interstates"

"Ew interstates just take a train"

[miss617]

I wasn't kidding about being back from the dead and posting dead memes

[nenyabusiness]

Here we have one example of a valid point and one example of NO.

(the NO is mostly based on the fact that I’m not flying to New York for a fanfic, not because I haven’t... uh... IT WAS FOR RESEARCH)

@youwearfinethingswellwriter​ @jimtheviking​

[the-indecisive-one-who-waits]

I just thought of a way a Christian cult could stop people from getting surgery. They could say that being naked in front of someone is sex and stop them from getting surgery that way. Why do I have these thoughts?

[gohjuo]

the vibe is being on call with @getouh

[lightningbee12]

I got a new whistle and on god im gonna use it to be the most abnoxious person on the planet