#i'll take you for a ride i'll be your vixen

[ellies-enrichment]

goodnight

[lonesomedotmp3]

god remember nonsense christmas. that was such a colossal slay

[flowerbunnyboo]

SEX WITH THE MASSEUSE | back

starring: oc (Adam) x male reader

summary: Adam is a masseuse who works at an infamous massage place. Adam himself is known to be quite infamous for what he does to his clients. However you don’t Adam nor the massage place. Being it your first time, Adam takes advantage and gives you the best mass of all time

nsfw

a/n: this is inspired by the Japanese massage videos. Iykyk. It’s a long fic

As you enter the dimly lit massage clinic, the air feels thick with tension and unspoken desires. The receptionist, a sultry vixen with a knowing smirk, directs you to the private room where your masseuse, Adam, awaits.

Stepping into the candlelit space, you're greeted by the soft sound of ambient music and the faint scent of essential oils. Adam, a handsome man with strong hands and a mischievous glint in his eye, welcomes you warmly. "Welcome, I’m Adam. Please make yourself comfortable and disrobe. I'll give you a few moments of privacy."

As the door clicks shut behind him, you slowly undress, feeling a mix of nervousness and anticipation. Sliding onto the heated massage table, you drape the flimsy towel over your bare bottom, leaving little to the imagination.

A few minutes later, Adam returns, his presence filling the room with an electric charge. He begins at your shoulders, his skilled hands kneading the tense muscles with firm pressure. As he works his way down your back, you feel the towel shift slightly, exposing more of your smooth skin to his touch.

"Just relax," he murmurs, his voice low and soothing. “Let the tension melt away." His hands dip lower, ghosting over the curve of your ass before moving to your thighs. With each pass, the towel rides up a bit more, until it's barely covering your most intimate areas.

Suddenly, you feel the heat of Adam's body press against your backside as he straddles the table. His clothed erection nestles between your cheeks, sending a jolt of excitement through you. "My, my..."

Adam grinds subtly against you, his hardness evident even through the fabric of his pants. One hand slides around to your front, teasing along the edge of the towel. "It seems like someone is enjoying the massage already," he purrs suggestively in your ear.

The towel is suddenly whisked away, leaving you completely exposed. Adam's calloused hands caress your bare ass, squeezing and kneading the flesh. “Such a perfect, ripe peach," he groans appreciatively. “I simply must taste..."

Without warning, he leans down and drags his tongue along your crack, circling your tight hole. The wet heat sends shockwaves of pleasure through your body. "Mmm, delicious," Adam hums, lapping at you like a man starved.

Emboldened by your lack of resistance, Adam quickly sheds his own clothing, his impressive cock springing free. He positions himself at your entrance, the swollen head nudging insistently against your puckered hole. “Tell me what you want," he demands huskily, one hand gripping your hip while the other traces teasing circles around your rim. "Beg for my cock like the needy slut you are."

He punctuates his words with shallow thrusts, just entering you before pulling back out. The maddening tease has you clenching around nothing, desperate to be filled. "Please...", you whimper, too far gone to care how needy you sound. “Fuck me, Adam. Use me. Ruin me for anyone else!"

With a triumphant growl, Adam pushes himself fully inside you with one powerful thrust. Your walls stretch deliciously around his thick girth as he starts up a relentless pace, pounding into you with animalistic fervor. “Fuck yes, take it all!", he moans, adjusting his hips to nail your prostate dead-on with every snap of his hips.

The obscene slap of skin on skin fills the room, mingling with your moans and Adam's grunts of exertion. He leans over you, blanketing your smaller frame with his larger one as he ruts into you like a man possessed. “This tight little hole belongs to me now," Adam pants hotly against your neck, biting and sucking dark marks into your skin.

You are feeling a next level of ecstasy. You had no idea that a simple massage session would turn like this.

Adam's rhythm becomes erratic as he nears his peak, his balls tightening against your taint. With a final, brutal thrust, he buries himself to the hilt inside you and stills, his cock pulsing as he empties himself deep in your guts. “Fuuuck, take my load!" he roars, painting your insides white with his thick seed.

Panting harshly, Adam collapses onto your back, his softening member still plugging you up. After a moment, he carefully pulls out, a trickle of cum leaking from your well-used hole. "Stay right there," he instructs, giving your ass a sharp smack before moving to grab something.

You try to catch your breath after that amazing sex session.

Returning, Adam drizzles warm oil over your reddened cheeks and abused entrance.

Adam begins to massage the oil into your skin, his slick fingers probing and stretching your sensitive hole. He works the combined fluids - his cum mixed with the oil - into your passage, ensuring you're thoroughly coated and relaxed.

"That's it, nice and loose for me," he teases, scissoring two fingers inside you. You feel extremely relaxed as he lathers his cum and oil on you. "Gonna make sure this greedy hole is ready for round two."

Removing his fingers with a lewd squelch, Adam flips you over onto your back. He takes a moment to admire your debauched state - hair mussed, skin flushed, cock hard and leaking against your stomach.

"Look at you, covered in my cum and practically begging for more," he taunts, giving your shaft a few teasing strokes. "Such a perfect little fucktoy."

Adam settles between your spread legs, his renewed erection prodding demandingly at your slick entrance. With a wicked grin, he reaches out to grab your thighs, pushing them back towards your chest to expose you fully to his hungry gaze.

“Keep these legs spread for me," he orders, lining himself up once more. “Wanna watch myself disappear into this sloppy asshole again and again until you're overflowing with my seed."

His words are so filthy that it makes you hard instantly to the point you’re almost leaking precum.

Without further preamble, Adam oushes himself inside you to the gut in one smooth glide. He sets a deep, rolling rhythm, grinding against your prostate with every pass. The new angle allows him to reach even deeper, hitting places that make stars explode behind your eyelids. “Fuck, could stay buried in this sweet ass forever," he groans, picking up speed.

Lost in a haze of pleasure, you can only moan and writhe beneath Adam's relentless assault. Your neglected cock bobs with each powerful thrust, smearing precum across your stomach. Adam notices your desperation and reaches out to wrap his hand around your shaft, stroking in time with his increasingly frantic hips.

"That's it, let go," he urges breathlessly, his thumb swiping over the weeping slit of your dick. “Paint yourself with your own cum while I fill this hole to the brim. Wanna see you absolutely drenched in our juices when I'm done wrecking this hole."

Adam angles his hips sharply, determined to push you both over the edge. The obscene squelch of his cock plunging into your slick channel mixes with your broken cries and the rhythmic slap of skin on skin.

The coil of tension in your gut winds tighter and tighter, your balls drawing up close to your body as your impending orgasm builds. Adam feels you start to flutter and clench around him, your body betraying your imminent release.

“C'mon baby, give it to me," he growls, his hand flying over your cock as he pistons into you with wild abandon. “Soak yourself in it while I pump you full!"

With a strangled cry, you come undone, your vision whiting out as ecstasy crashes through you. Thick ropes of white cum erupt from your twitching shaft, splattering across your chest and face.

At the same time, Adam pushes himself one last time and explodes, flooding your spasming channel with what feels like gallons of his hot seed. “FUCK YES, TAKE IT ALL!"

Panting heavily, Adam collapses on top of you, his softening cock still nestled inside your cum-filled hole. He nuzzles into the sweat-damp crook of your neck, pressing open-mouthed kisses to your racing pulse.

“Mmm, so good," he mumbles, voice rough with satisfaction. “Knew this ass would feel amazing wrapped around my dick."

After a long moment, Adam carefully pulls out, watching with a smug grin as another gush of his release leaks from your gaping, puffy rim. He scoops some up with his fingers and brings them to your lips.

“Clean up the mess you made, slut," he commands, tracing the sticky digits along your bottom lip. “Then get that pretty mouth on my cock. Gonna fuck your throat raw next."

With a submissive whimper, you part your lips and suck Adam's fingers into your mouth, obediently cleaning them of your shared essence. The musky taste of sex explodes across your tongue, stoking the embers of your desire despite your recent climax.

Once his fingers are spotless, you release them with a wet pop, looking up at Adam with lust-hazed eyes. “Yes sir," you breathe, voice hoarse from your earlier cries. “Want your cock in my mouth. Want to choke on it like the dirty boy I am."

Sitting up, you shuffle closer on your knees until you're eye level with Adam's already rehardening length. You nuzzle into his pelvis, inhaling deeply of his heady scent before dragging your tongue along the underside of his shaft in a slow lick from base to tip.

Adam shudders at the sensation of your tongue trailing along his sensitive flesh, his cock jumping and beginning to swell with renewed arousal. He tangles a hand in your hair, gripping the strands tightly as he guides you to take him into your mouth.

“That's it, worship my dick like the eager little cockslut you are," he praises huskily, slowly pushing past your lips to rest on your tongue.

He sets a steady rhythm, rocking his hips to fuck your face with shallow thrusts. The thick head of his cock nudges the back of your throat with each pass, making you gag slightly around his girth. “Take it deeper, slut. Relax that throat for me," Adam demands, applying gentle pressure to the back of your head.

“Wanna feel those insides wrapped around my cock as I use your mouth."

Taking a deep breath through your nose, you force yourself to relax your jaw and throat, allowing Adam to sink deeper into the tight clutch of your throat.

Tears prick at the corners of your eyes from the intensity, but you maintain eye contact, silently urging him to use you harder. The bulbous head of his cock pushes past your tonsils and lodges firmly in your gullet, stretching you deliciously around his throbbing shaft.

"Fuck yes, just like that," Adam groans, holding you in place with your nose pressed to his pelvis. His heavy balls rest against your chin as he grinds into your face, savoring the exquisite heat engulfing him.

"Such a good little cocksucker, taking me so deep. Bet this is what you were born for, isn't it? To be a set of holes for me to ruin?"

Adam holds you there, buried in your throat, relishing the feeling of your muscles fluttering around his aching cock. After several long moments, he finally releases his grip on your hair, allowing you to pull back and gasp for air.

“Again," he commands roughly, fisting his dripping shaft and slapping the slick head against your swollen lips. “Choke on my cock like you mean it this time. Wanna feel you struggling for breath as I fuck your face raw."

He uses his hold on your hair to yank you forward, immediately setting a brutal pace. Adam's hips snap forward violently, driving his thick meat down your spasming throat over and over. Drool escapes the corners of your stretched mouth, running down your chin and coating your heaving chest.

Adam continues his relentless assault on your throat, grunting with exertion and pleasure as he uses your mouth like a fleshlight.

Your eyes water profusely now, tears streaking down your cheeks as you struggle to accommodate his punishing pace. Just as spots begin to dance in your vision, he abruptly pulls out, allowing you to collapse forward and gulp down desperate lungfuls of air.

“Nngh, fuck... so close," he pants, giving his spit-slick shaft a few quick pumps. “Gonna paint that pretty face with my load. Open wide, slut - here it comes!"

Throwing his head back with a loud moan, Adam aims his cock at your features. Thick, creamy ropes of cum erupt from the flared tip, splattering across your forehead, cheeks, and parted lips.

As the last spurts of Adam's release paint your face, he smears the excess into your skin with the tip of his softening cock, marking you thoroughly with his scent and essence.

“Look at you, covered in spunk and drooling all over yourself," he taunts breathlessly, admiring his handiwork. "Such a perfect little cum dump. I think I'll keep you like this - glazed and used, ready for the next round whenever I want."

Adam tucks himself away and flops onto the bed beside you, pulling your messy body flush against his side. He captures your lips in a filthy kiss, tongue delving into your mouth to taste himself on your lips and tongue. “Rest up, pet. When I wake up later, I expect this ass ready and waiting for more."

©️ flowerbunnyboo 2024. all rights reserved to me. please don't copy my work or reshare without my permission and credit

[ohhellno]

Obsessed with The Sabrina Carpenter song Nonsense Christmas. Had to get the Vinyl. With lyrics like - “Think I only want you under my mistle toe

I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole"

You said you like my stockings better on the floor” and “I need that Charles Dickens

You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs

I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen”

I had to get this!

[yottakitsune]

Regina carried you by the collar over to where her sister sulked at a booth. "Mom said someone had to be here for your birthday, and here's someone." She dropped you and gave a vicious smile. You wouldn't want little Aoi sad, would you?" You started to object, but she was a full two feet taller than you and she gave a broad toothy grin that showed off all the terrifying teeth she had. You shook your head. "Didn't think so." She walked away and waved over her shoulder. "Later, twerps."

You slide dejectedly into a seat at the booth. Regina had been making your life hell for years, but ever since she had been having massive growth spurts, she treated you how she wanted and got off scott free. You asked her about being Regina's little sister and she scowled at you. "I'm four years older than her and in college. We're both seniors, but I'm way further." You apologize and promise to make it up and come right back.

She didn't expect much, given her surprise at your return, and her eyes sparkled at the large chocolate muffin with a single tiny candle you managed to find. You set up her 'birthday cake' and told her to make a wish. Little sparkles drifted up from the candle and mesmerized Aoi. "I wish I was as big as my sister's ego. Maybe then she'd be nicer." She blew out the candle which sent sparkles swirling around the two of you, and you had to stiffle a laugh at her wish.

You talked for a while and hit it off. She got sleepy and asked you to help her head home. She sent a text to Regina, which was left on read, and the two of you left the mall. t was a long walk, about a half hour, and she kept getting more tired. You offered the small vixen to ride on your back and she climbed up. "This better not just be to feel my boobs on your back."

You assured her it wasn't and went to the indicated address. Every few steps you had to adjust your grip on her so she didn't fall. She felt like she was getting heavier, but you must have just been getting tired. When you got to her house you set her down and she went inside. "Stop by the mall tomorrow. I'll..." she made a loud yawn. "I'll make sure Regina repays you." Was her fur getting lighter? It must have been your imagination. The next day you did as she suggested and went to the food court at the mall.

You did a double take and froze seeing the sisters. "Hey there," greeted Aoi with a half-hearted smile. Regina had clearly been going at the now much larger Aoi. "Have a good night?"

"Well, they're here." Regina gave you a predatory grin. When she looked away, Aoi grew visibly larger. You rubbed your eyes and stared again.

Aoi was massive. Right before your eyes, she had grown a foot and a half taller and her bust tripled. When Regina looked back where you stared, her jaw dropped. "I'll... uh... see you later..."

When Regina left Aoi perked up. "I'm glad you're here. I'll get you some lunch. Consider it a first date from a thankful fox." She either didn't notice, or didn't care, that she was more than eight feet tall and getting bigger. "I want to spend a lot more time with you."

[featherandferns]

the obx christmas countdown!

It's Christmas! From December 1st to December 24th, I will be posting a jj x fem!reader drabble-fic every day (featuring the Pogues from time to time). After all: it's the season of giving...

1. ‘I want you to know, that I’m never leaving’ - Sia, Snowman

2. ‘Chestnuts roasting on an open fire’ - Nat King Cole, The Christmas Song

3. 'I'll have a blue, blue Christmas, without you' - Elvis Presley, Blue Christmas

4. ‘So happy Christmas, I love you baby’ - The Pogues feat. Kirsty Maccoll, Fairytale of New York

5.‘When we talk, you say it softly’ - Billie Eilish, Come Out and Play 

6. ‘So we could call it even, you could call me babe for the weekend. ‘Tis the damn season’ - Taylor Swift, ‘Tis the Damn Season

7. ‘And I’m trying to play it cool, but it’s hard to focus when I see him walking ‘cross the room’ - Ariana Grande, Santa Tell Me 

8. ‘I just want you for my own; more than you could ever know’ - Mariah Carey, All I Want For Christmas Is You

9. 'I oughta say no, no, no sir - mind if I move in closer? - at least I'm gonna say that I tried' - Frank Sinatra and Dorothy Kirsten, Baby It's Cold Outisde

10. ‘He’s the little boy that Santa Claus forgot, and goodness knows, he didn’t want a lot’ - Nat King Cole, The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot

11. ‘Santa cutie: and fill my stockin’ with a duplex and checks. Sign your ‘x’ on the line’ - Eartha Kitt, Santa Baby

12. ‘Bless us all, who gather here. The loving family I hold dear’ - ‘Tiny Tim’ in Muppet’s Christmas Carol, Bless Us All 

13. ‘Those Christmas lights, light up the street. Maybe they’ll bring her back to me’ - Coldplay, Christmas Lights 

14. ‘I’ll take you for a ride, I’ll be your vixen’ - Sabrina Carpenter, A Nonsense Christmas 

15. ‘Presents - what a beautiful sight - don’t mean a thing if you ain’t holding me tight’ - Kelly Clarkson, Underneath the Tree

16. ‘Tell me baby, do you recognise me? Well, it’s been a year, it doesn’t surprise me’ - Wham!, Last Christmas 

17. ‘When what to my wonderin’ eyes should appear: in line is the guy I’ve been chasing all year!’ - The Waitresses, Christmas Wrapping 

18. ‘It'll be lonely this Christmas, without you to hold’ - MUD, Lonely Christmas

19. 'But here we are tonight, drunk by the firelight' - FINNEAS, Another Year 

20. ‘The mood is right, the Spirit’s up; we’re here tonight, that’s enough’ - Paul McCartney, Wonderful Christmastime 

21. ‘I’m gonna find my girl underneath the mistletoe and kiss by candlelight’ - Shakin’ Stevens, Merry Christmas Everyone 

22. Faithful friends who are dear to us, gather near to us, once more’ - Frank Sinatra, Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 

23. ‘Santa, doesn’t know you like I do’ - Sabrina Carpenter, santa doesn’t know you like i do

24. 'So here it is, merry Christmas. Everybody’s having fun’ - Slade, Merry Xmas Everybody

[llimerrence]

tbh the entire fruitcake album is just clarke vibes

put me on top Up there on your tree, better treat me like a star

Drink me like a warm glass of milk

all of the snow is fallin' I can make you fall too

don't you wanna wrap me up and mistle-touch under the tree?

Can't we just, like, snuggle underneath the tree? By the fireplace

The snow's gonna fall and the tree's gonna glisten And I'm gonna puke at the thought of you kissin'

The songs are catchy, but they're overplayed

Is it New Year's yet? I'm gettin' bored, so can we skip ahead?

Wanna push 'em in the fireplace and watch 'em burn

You said you like my stockings better on the floor

Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas

Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'

You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs.

I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your Vixen

I caught that holiday glee My true love gave it to me

& then the most clarke verse ever:

Hе's a little bit older (Like, super old) Got a bit of a dad bod From a city that's colder (Brrr) But damn it, he's so hot

[fmkkennedy]

You're my wish list Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good I need that Charles Dickens You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen I don't even know, I'm talking Christmas

[santajp]

Got a comm from @pedrodesenhador while writing stuff for this new birb character (WHO I REFUSE TO NAME, HEHE, HAHA) with another's oc!

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The two walked by the zorua who sat on a chair, looking at the jackalope and fox with an annoyed look. "When can I leave this lab exactly?"

The vixen retorted, "When we can find a way to get you back to your world. I'll need to study you and what we know about universes to get the right one. Especially after what happened, my curiosity is peaked."

The jackalope nodded. "Y-yes, that was one hell of a time."

"So, you will stay in here and be a good noodle!" The vixen smiled. "Now, where do we-" Then came darkness, all the lights turning off before the two jumped. "Dammit! It's the corgis again for sure! Rain, let's go!"

The jackalope nodded, running out of the room while the vixen went for the backup generators of their base, leaving the zorua alone as he groaned.

"What the hell is going on?" He blushed while thinking of the jackalope, still trying to forget how she treated him, before a nearby vent popped open. "Oh great!" He rolled his eyes before things got- strange, the area around the open vent changing, the sight of reality melting apart to become more and more like a painting of the world he saw. "W-what the!?" Then came a talon from it before a blue blur fell to the ground in the world of artistry, her slow walk to the Pokémon being followed by sounds of carnival.

"Olá!" Her blue wings rubbed his chin, the macaw happily seeing him stuck to the chair while showing off the blue hues of her dress. "It seems like you need some help."

"W-what kind of help!?" He jolted with a blush. "One woman helps me enough."

"Woah! Relax, little raposa. I'll study you much better than they ever could." Then her wing-like arms swiftly moved, cutting the ropes holding him to the chair. "You just need to let me take you away." She turned away from him. "Get onto my back, if you will be so kind."

He only stared at her, but- there was nothing to lose, so he got onto her back before she jumped to flap her arms and burst upwards with a streak of paint behind her like a trail of air. She laughed, easily casting magic missiles to blast the roof before she flew out of the abandoned building's top. "So long, inferior vixen!" She flapped her wings to make a shockwave at the same time the painted sight of the world faded away, the time of the world flowing once again with her flapping wings.

It was too late for her to be caught, the macaw flying into the sky with him on her back, barely hanging on as she jetted up to the clouds before breaking through them with ease. "Wonderful showing by me!" She spun above the far away land below, accidently throwing the zorua off.

"YOU BIIT-"

He was caught, falling onto her back. "Ap-ap-ap! Call me rude names, and I could very well still drop you. Though I won't because I'm nice!"

"U-ugh..." He groaned. He was dead. He was assuming such before she asked him a question.

"So, do you have a name?"

"Graphite."

"What a nice name for a rude looking person."

"W-what!?"

"Remember, I am your ride for today~"

"I should have stayed at the lab." He held tightly onto her, his snout stuck to her feathers before she went higher. Graphite could smell her easily, the bits of sweat under her feathers and her natural musk being hard to avoid, even if they were far from the worst thing to smell. 

"Now, make sure to hold on especially hard now," She yelled above the sound of loud winds.

"Why- Hngh?!" The wind picked up immediately as they went into what was making such sounds, a rush of it hitting the macaw from behind before she extended her arms to let the air flow under them and take the rush of their speed above the clouds. The two rode the jet stream for miles in the warmth above the clouds, passing by the growing clouds as they clumped into one another, making further shadows upon the lands below of a dense green as Graphite stayed stuck onto her, taking her scent in for the whole trip with the sight of the sun basking down onto the Earth.

Though the ease- it wasn't relaxation he told himself. He hated this, as much as he hated the jackalope of before, but- for moments- was he forgetting to say that part to himself while she carried him above what was still a strange world?

"Hey." The zorua jolted awake. Her feathers were soft, but- was he nearly going to sleep upon her back? No, not at all. He could've thought more on it, but she continued before he had the choice to ignore the idea of that happening further. "We got some turbulence ahead, but we're where we need to be anyway."

"Turbulence?" He looked forward, seeing a wall of water vapor that roared with thunder from inside itself nearing the both of them, who now seemed insignificantly small compared to it. The single cloud towered above them, the others clumped up together even more near it. "I think that is a little bit more than turbulence," he sneered.

"Regardless, I can deal with it. Maybe."

"Maybe?" He then felt her tilt down, leaving the jet stream to turn much of its momentum downward and glide forward to the ground far below. "W-woah! What the hell! Slow down!"

"We'll be fine!" She smiled. "Trust me." He held on for dear life, seeing her wings have the air pool around them as their bottoms glowed with cyan magic and their tips got coated in something like smoke. A barrier appeared around Graphite to shield against the rapid amount of air slamming against her decent. Though he still felt the heat, friction going against them before they both could hear the sound of thousands of taps upon the tropical forest below as rain pelted the many trees' tops.

"Watch out a little!"

"Way ahead of you!" She turned upwards, grunting a little as the force downward got tilted back to the need to rush forward and their heat clashed with the rain's cold nature under the heavy clouds, streaks of steam coming off the two as they rapidly flew above the forest, slowly losing speed as she went through the torrent of rain. "And there we go. I need to cut some more speed, but we're near my place enough. We're fine!" The barrier slowly faded, letting water get onto Graphite, who immediately shook the cold.

"That's easy for you to say!"

"No, it isn't! You'll get the ability to dry off soon, so stop whining!"

He grunted, rolling his eyes as she slowly lowered herself, eventually going in a circle downward to make her way through a small gap on the many trees to reach a darker place below, where the leaves above acted as cover for the already damp soil. Graphite didn't wait a moment to jump off her back after she softly landed, running to the door carved into a nearby tree with a light inside before being stopped in place. "H-hey!?"

She walked past him being frozen. "You need some manners. What do you say when someone helps you?"

He growled, feeling his body being unable to move even if he tried. Most of it was frozen in time, only his head being free so he could hear her say this. "Ugh... thank you."

He was freed, able to follow her inside to the home made from the inside of the massive jungle tree...

[bassettmemes]

A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS ❄️⛄🎁 ↳ lines from sabrina carpenter's nonsense christmas remix.

"think i only want you under my mistletoe."

"i might change your contact to 'has a huge north pole'."

"you said you like my stockings better on the floor."

"[gendered term], i've been a bad [gendered term], i guess i'm getting coal."

"let me come warm you up, you've been out in the snow."

"baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like ho ho ho."

"i don't want santa's elves underneath this ol' tree."

"here's a little carol i wrote, it's about you and me."

"you're my wishlist."

"looking at you got me thinking christmas."

"snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissing."

"when you're coming down the chimney, oh it feels so good."

"you'll be santa claus and i'll be mrs." // "you'll be mrs. claus and i'll be santa."

"i'll take you for a ride."

"i'll be your vixen."

"i don't even know, i'm talking christmas."

"i'm talking decking all the halls."

"i'm talking spiking egg nog."

"i'm talking opposite of small."

"i'm talking big snow balls."

"you got a new toy for me."

"i'm out here trimming the tree."

"i caught that holiday glee."

"my true love gave it to me."

"look at all those presents."

"that's a big sack."

"that package is too big to gift wrap."

"how quickly can you build a snowman? think fast."

[blackedisthecolorofthenewworld]

A Nonsense Christmas

Song by Sabrina Carpenter (Full Lyrics)

It's the holiday remix

Ah-ah

Think I only want you under my mistletoe

I might change your contact to "Has a HUGE North Pole" (Ha, ha)

You said you like my stockings better on the floor

Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal, oh (No)

Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow

Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe" (Ha, ha)

I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree

Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (Me)

You're my wish list

Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas

Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'

And when you're comin' down the chimney

Oh, it feels so good

I need a Charles Dickens

You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs

I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen

I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas

I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Ah-ah-ah-ah)

I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls

I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog

I'm talkin' opposite of small

I'm talkin' Big Snowballs (Ha-ha-ha-ha)

You got a new toy for me

I'm out here trimmin' the tree

I caught that holiday glee

My true love gave it to me

Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow

Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe"

And I don't want Santa's elves (Don't want), underneath this ol' tree (Tree)

Here's a lil' carol I wrote (Yeah), it's about you and me

You're my wish list (Wish list)

Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas)

Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (Kissin')

And when you're comin' down the chimney

Oh, it feels so good

I need a Charles Dickens (No, oh)

You'll be Santa Clause and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs.)

I'll take you for a ride

I'll be your vixen

I don't even know I'm talkin' (Oh-oh-oh), Christmas

I'm talkin' (Talkin'), I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

I'm talkin' (He-he-he), I'm talkin' (Na-na-na), I'm talkin'

(Blah-blah, blah-blah)

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)

I'm talkin' chestnuts (Talkin', he-he-he)

I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

Look at all those presents, that's a Big Sack

Boy, that Package is Too Big to gift wrap

Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Christ-smash"

How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast

(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) (Ohh)

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[yeetusdabussy]

ꨄ︎*ೃ:. ｡* ﾟ✲✧✧✲ﾟ｡.: ꨄ︎

things they say in bed

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➽Featuring Multi Fandom

₊· ͟͟͞͞➳JJK: ꨄ︎Gojo ꨄ︎Nanami ꨄ︎Geto ꨄ︎Choso

₊· ͟͟͞͞➳RE ꨄ︎Leon ꨄ︎Chris ꨄ︎Carlos ꨄ︎Jake

₊· ͟͟͞͞➳DMC ꨄ︎Dante ꨄ︎Virgil ꨄ︎Nero ꨄ︎V

• . ˚₊· ͟͟And secret guests • . ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞

    

     _ᳯּ֮🌺᳟ࣳᬸᭂ_warning _ᳯּ֮🌺᳟ࣳᬸᭂ_

Smut,foul language, bits of degradation, name calling (slut,slutty,pretty baby,love,angel, princess, baby,dove,bunny,vixen, cumdump,goddess, pretty,sweetheart,doll,and whore) F!READER

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❣JJK ❣

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❦Gojo❦

❦  "You're so fucked out angel~ is my cock doing this to you?"

❦ "Come on, let it out I wanna hear it, let me hear that slutty mouth of yours tell me how good my cock is and maybe I'll let you cum."

❦"s'tight baby, so fucking sloppy too, Awww don't cry, I'll stop once my face and fingers are completely drenched in your juices.

❦ "z'damn. Stop squeezing you greedy thing~"

❦ "hey y/n what's 12x12? Huh? Oh forgot you can't think straight hahaha."

❦NANAMI❦ 

ꨄ︎ "just like that princess, take all the time you need to mess yourself up on this cock got that? ~"

ꨄ︎ "I'm sure you can take more cock down your throat than just that, don't you wanna be a good girl for me?"

ꨄ︎"you taste delicious love, but I'm still gonna need another sample, after all you said you wanted me to make you forget everything around you right?"

ꨄ︎" be quiet, do you want the staff to hear your filthy moans princess? Oh maybe that is what you want isn't it?"

ꨄ︎ "fuck hun, just give me a second s'creamy baby~"

❦Geto❦ 

❤︎︎"Open your mouth, I wanna see the mess I made in that little slutty mouth of your baby."

❤︎︎"nuh uh baby, don't run away you promise to let me knock the stress outta ya remember?"

❤︎︎"you like that huh? Being my cute little cum dump, all fucked out and begging for more of my cock, I would've thought you were nothing to me but a heir breeder but, you're MY fucked out slut right?"

❤︎︎"love dis pussy s'much, squeeze me a little tighter ~"

❦Choso❦ 

̑̑♡̑♡̑♡̑"baby, please loosen up for me, I don't wanna cum just yet."

̑̑♡̑♡̑♡̑"Yeah just like that pretty ~ just like thaat~"

̑̑♡̑♡̑♡̑"oh fuck! Slow down love, I'm gonna!- fuck-!"

̑̑♡̑♡̑♡̑"don't worry baby, my face can handle your weight, take a seat love let me make you feel like a goddess in her throne."

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❣RE❣

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❦Leon K❦ 

ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 "Damn sweetheart, I barely touched you and your already this wet for me,nuh uh open those legs for me again I wanna see everything."

ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 "shit, you gonna be a good bunny and hop onto this dick already?"

ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 "yeah? Feels good huh, like how I treat this cute puss of yours sweetheart? ~"

ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 "you gotta stop squirming if you want me to please you right baby, can you do that for me?~"

ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 "Sh- oh fuck, s'tight sweetheart fuck!-"

❦Jake❦

Ѽ"Alright beautiful, how about I relax and you take over yeah? Awe don't give me that face, you got it~"

Ѽ" In tears baby? Sooooo sorry for how harsh I'm being on that poor little throat of mine"

Ѽ"Turn around and spread those cute cheeks so I can get my tongue deeper yeah?"

Ѽ"Look at you baby! Riding this cock like a good slut- fuck don't swirl your hips on me like that you tease."

Ѽ"Baby your gonna have to put those hands down if you want me to go balls deep, how else am I gonna do it if you don't."

❦Carlos❦

ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ"damn Você é linda~ don't stop riding me baby"

ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ"you taste, surpreendente my love, but I can't continue if you keep trying to run away a batata assando- just stop moving k?"

ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ"fuck- making such a mess on my cock princess, just a sloppy cunt I own."

ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ"shh just one more, fucking promise to take good- fuck, good care of you ~."

ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ"open your mouth, wanna make sure you swallowed everything like the good girl you are."

❦ChrisRedfield❦ 

︻デ═一 ♡"is that all you got baby? Don't worry, I can handle the rest just don't complain about it later."

︻デ═一 ♡"Y/N- fuck, open that throat more shit s'fucking pretty with that makeup smeared on your face heh."

︻デ═一 ♡"Tsk, always asking for something you can't handle and then try to run away from it right afterwards."

︻デ═一 ♡"you sound so pretty angel, that's it cry my name."

︻デ═一 ♡"Too much? You seem to be doing fine"

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❣DMC❣

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❦Dante❦ 

¤=[]:::::>"Damn pretty girl, you really know how to make a mess, not that I'm complaining ~"

¤=[]:::::>"hey baby ~ I know you're struggling down there already but can you go a just a little deeper baby?"

¤=[]:::::> "Horny little angel you are, someone outta fuck the brat out of ya huh baby?"

¤=[]:::::>"look at you, taking this cock like the good champ you are hahaha."

¤=[]:::::>"Shhh dont want us to get caught by my brother remember, open that mouth of yours and suck on my fingers yeah?"

¤=[]:::::>"no i didnt break the headboard again y/n......just..cracked it a little."

❦Vergil❦

➽"Don't give me that sass you little vixen, this is what you wanted right?"

➽"tsk look at you, can't even cum on your own let me help."

➽"Your lips are so soft around me, but the makeup running down your pretty face suits you even better"

➽"one more round and maybe I'll give you a break my little whore."

➽"Awe, s'too much? That's a you problem my love."

❦V❦

ʚ♡⃛ɞ "spread those lips for me, I wanna taste your better my love"

ʚ♡⃛ɞ "heh what a naughty girl I got here, using my pillow to get off today huh?"

ʚ♡⃛ɞ "ah- shit, don't squeeze so tight."

ʚ♡⃛ɞ "you'll look so pretty stuffed, you agree right doll?"

ʚ♡⃛ɞ "I- fuck, can't get enough of you, all pretty sitting this cock of yours."

❦Nero❦ 

૮ ˊ͈ . ˋ͈ ა"Ah, oh fuck feels so good baby- Milking me for everything I've got!"

૮ ˊ͈ . ˋ͈ ა "can I suck on these pretty tits? I'll be gentle I promise princess."

૮ ˊ͈ . ˋ͈ ა "m'not desperate, your just s'fucking tight!~"

૮ ˊ͈ . ˋ͈ ა"Baby I know you said I can't eat you all the time but- ah fuck please sit on my face already!"

૮ ˊ͈ . ˋ͈ ა"gonna fuck my baby so dumb tonight.~"

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♡̷˚✧Special Guest♡̷˚✧

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❣MIKEY❣

✧*｡"Taking this cock like a pro, come on arch that back better for me yeah?"

✧*｡"fuck fuck fuck- making such a mess baby, making such a fucking mess shit-"

✧*｡ "oh fuck, did you just squirt?!"

✧*｡"one more round- fuck please stay with me I'm not done yet, keep those pretty eyes on me."

✧*｡"pretty girl can't even think straight- shit this slutty pussy is mine you hear me? Mine!"

❣DRAKEN❣

𓈒 ⊹ 𖥔 ᨵ"what do you mean you can't take it, you were just begging me to fold you like a omelette earlier yeah?"

𓈒 ⊹ 𖥔 ᨵ"nice and slow,that's it baby such a good girl for listening and taking this cock down your throat."

𓈒 ⊹ 𖥔 ᨵ "Huh? I couldn't hear you, speak a little louder for your daddy yeah?"

❣KOKONOI❣

༄"f-fuuuck, can't fucking hold it any longer!"

༄"I'm not crying, you are!"

༄"p-please ah!- cumming! Gonna cum s'fucking much!"

༄"Ah! Slamming down on my cock like that you fucking brat."

༄"s'fucking good baby- who said you could close those legs on my head like that?"

❣Sanzu❣

ㅠㅅㅠ "Don't fucking cry now you slut, let everyone see how fucking needy you've been lately!"

ㅠㅅㅠ "hey, don't you dare fall asleep on my cock I know you're tired princess but you gotta keep going okay?"

ㅠㅅㅠ" shit shit shi- oh fuck, look at that pretty face all covered in my cum haha"

ㅠㅅㅠ" screaming so loud, you must want us to get caught huh? Of course you do."

ㅠㅅㅠ"That's it, make a mess on this thick cock yeah?~"

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[badbf-cb]

Makeup Monday pt2

Jaebeom: So I have the next movie night planned. I think it will be easier to cuddle this way

Changkyun: Uh... Sir.... Come here please

Taeyong: When he has a long day with the girls you let him sleep.

Taeyong: You do know the offer with the tongue trick is still on the table right, Sangie?

Hongjoong: Take a look... Be jealous... He's all mine!

Jungkook: I'm going to find you and when I get my hands on you I'll make you sorry for that little water prank

Hyunjin: I wonder if that little cutie is still interested in a ride

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[xxsycamore]

December 11 for Leon?

Oh, yes. This turned out a little filthy, oops. 🤭 Thanks for requesting, hope you like it and happy holidays! 💝✨✨

Santa, honey [ LEON X READER SMUT ] 

Rating: E

Word count:   920

Tags:  Quickies; Dirty Talk; lots of dirty talk; Riding; Size Kink; Creampie; Come Eating

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DAY 11 - Santa Claus is cumming to town

You already know Leon loves kids, but once the holidays draw near, you get to see just what the rest of the faction have been telling you about. The night before Christmas, while lying in bed with your boyfriend, he told you that he has one more surprise for you and that you're going with him in town the next day.

When the morning came, you woke up alone in his bed and started preparing for going out - expecting to meet Leon at the entrance, but instead there was… Santa Claus?!

"Leon what are you-"

"Hmm hmm…Santa Claus is coming to town~ ♪"

It's the only answer you get before Leon happily prompts you to link hands with him and go out. Seeing the large bag he carries over a shoulder, you already have an idea what this is all about.

 The day goes by with your face almost starting to hurt from smiling, the town folks' happiness contagious when they stop by to meet Santa. With you as his loyal helper, it's ensured that every poor kid in town gets to enjoy a little present - Leon just has to make sure no one tugs on his beard too hard to accidentally reveal that he is actually one of the kingdom's princes and not Santa…

 Before you know it, the already short day goes by - snowflakes starting to dance in the air and Leon telling you it's best to go back home before he can start getting worried about you catching a cold. Though, taking notice of how warm your hand is as he collects it in his bigger one, he smiles and makes a remark of how you probably had more fun than everyone else.

 The Santa outfit makes for a good disguise and is truly charming, but you just can't wait to take it off him already. Walking him backwards to bed and making him almost trip on his just-taken-off shoes, you make a quick work of undoing his belt while kissing his neck.

"Feisty…"

"Oh, shush now."

You're a little riled up of how the walk back home in the snow would have been perfectly romantic if Leon hadn't decided for it to suddenly take a different direction - by whispering naughty things in your ear. Thought the streets were deserted as people have already went home to celebrate, the way he squeezed your butt still got you blushing and yelling at him.

You climb up on the large bed, straddling him as buttons begin to come undone, when Leon interrupts and starts buttoning them up right after you.

"The way this is going, I'll definitely be late for family dinner with my brothers."

"Are you suggesting…?"

"Yeah, I'll just show up in this outfit."

"Oh my god." You don't know whether to shake your head or laugh at the thought of the other princes' reactions. You can see Clavis having a good laugh and maybe Jin suggesting he himself go change for solidarity, but safe for the two of them, you're not sure if this family dinner would last past the hors d'oeuvre…

"Let's just try to not wrinkle it too much, yeah? Can you do that? Or are those hips too impatient to ride the fuck out of me?"

"Shut up before I make you…"

The way he slaps and squeezes your hips to further emphasize his point, and you smile a little at how handsy he is acting today. Despite everything, you really do want him - just as he suggested, you crave of the hot pulse of his cock as it finally slides home inside you. You take it out of his pants in a hurry, sliding your hand into your own underwear to finger yourself ready for this thickness. You're not surprised to find yourself already wet, happy that for once you're not leaving the preparation in Leon's capable hands - else he'd definitely get distracted and therefore be late for the gathering.

"Wait, let me do it. Lay on top of me."

He still steals the sweetness of connecting the two of you, as you comply and fall on his chest, hands on either sides of his head. He reaches out behind you, sliding your underwear to the side and getting a grip of his aching hard cock. He rubs it on you for a moment, enjoying the mewling sounds you produce before thrusting his hips upwards and piercing your hole.

"Ahh- Oh god-"

"So big? You feel it in your guts?"

Your eyes fall tightly shut in embarrassment as Leon has the audacity to cite you word by word from previous…ahem, heated moments in the bedroom, especially your early ones. There is something unbelievably hot about quickies with him, because you haven't yet had the chance to get used with his dirty mouth by the time he fucks your brains out. And you love every word.

"Yes- Fuck me Leon, please-"

"Mmm, can't wait to fill you all up so I can lick it out of you later. I want you on my face so bad."

You shamelessly let yourself go and climax around his cock, hugging him with your walls tighter than ever and just hoping he'll comment on it… that's it, if he isn't too busy groaning out the warning for his own release.

…You're starting to have a feeling he will get banned from future family dinners, without a single regret at that. And there you thought your insides would get to rest for one night around the holidays…

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[llimerrence]

Think I only want you under my mistletoe I might change your contact to "Has a Huge North Pole" You said you like my stockings better on the floor Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm gettin' coal, no

I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog I'm talkin' opposite of small I'm talkin' big snowballs You got a new toy for me I'm out here trimmin' the tree I caught that holiday glee My true love gave it to me

Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like, "Ho, ho, ho" And I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me

You're my wish list Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' And when you're comin' down the chimney Oh, it feels so good

I need that Charles Dickens You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your Vixen I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas I'm talkin', I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

I'm talkin', I'm talkin', I'm talkin' Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah I'm talkin' chestnuts I'm talkin', I'm talkin'

Look at all those presents, that's a big sack Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a Christ-smash How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast