#i'd be so happy

[skruttet]

What If There Was A Little Guy In Your Bouquet.

[yeesiine]

I’d be happy just to sit under pale blue sky with your hand in mine.

[anthro-cat]

hey if i wore a leash in everyday life would you walk me around holding the end of it (like holding my hand except for animals)

[pythonteeth]

wish i could plug you all into my brain and let you all in on the hundreds of art pieces and fics i'd have done if it werent for Real Life Time Constraints.

[give-soup-please]

the truth is, our universe is an unjust one.

because if it was just, i could take samwise gamgee to a botanical garden.

[osomatsusanki]

"you're a Girl, how much leg hair can you have?"

me: it makes more sense to wash it with shampoo

[elomelos]

[foxgirlwitch]

I think looking like this would fix me :3

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

[doctor-err0r404]

In my recent obsession with the Avengers and Marvel movies, I've had the opportunity to use my stupidity somewhere.

The Avengers Compound would be in upstate New York, along side the river. I found a good place for it near or around Hadley.

I live an hour away from the avengers.

[oh-but-like-in-an-ironic-way]

Apologies for the blur my camera was in cardiac arrest because of the rain

Some more photos from my walk to the coast (tags are deranged sorry)

[girlmythlegend]

If Jack or Konosuke wins I'll be happy

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[beidak-art]

sleepless night

[ghostbroh]

Hey! Are you looking for a series online to get into?? Well,this might be it! The stickmen style is simple,but that's the beauty of it,stay tuned for more episodes and additional content ^_^

[nanamikentoseyebags]

NIKKI THIS IS PERFECT 😭

Nanami adores you. Absolutely, unconditionally, infinitely adores you. 

He loves the way your lashes flutter right before you wake up, your bleary eyes instantly brightening when he flashes that good morning smile at you, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead. He loves it when the two of you brush your teeth together in the bathroom, sharing the sink, nudging elbows, smirking at one another with toothpaste foaming in your mouths. He loves the sound of you humming the song of the week in the kitchen, preparing your coffee in the same mug you use every day. There is the tiniest crack on the handle from when it slipped from your grasp while you were washing dishes over a year ago, distracted by his hands around your waist, kissing the nape of your neck.  

He loves how excited you get when you roam the farmer’s market on Sundays, intrigued by every single stall, delighted to try a different food truck than the previous week for lunch. The two of you share croissants this time, one of Nanami’s favorites, and he just loves watching you take a bite of it, flakey crumbs catching on the corner of your mouth. Because he loves reaching over to you, tracing the outline of your lips, wiping it away as you grin at him. 

He loves the lazy afternoon naps with you, snuggled closely on the couch, a movie you’ve seen before playing quietly in the background. He cradles you in his arms, listening to your soft, steady breathing. He memorizes it; cherishes it. Having been thrown into the world of Jujutsu Sorcery, Nanami realized when he met you that he will never take any of this for granted. He loves everything about you, even the most mundane, ordinary things. It reminds him that he’s human, that he’s capable of living a normal life, not just one doomed in the hands of a curse. He can experience love in the purest form, all because of you. There’s nothing more special to him than that. No one more special to him than you. 

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.