#i’m worried that he’s gr**ming him

[armorangels]

25% of the way through the secret history and i’m NOT vibing with this julian & henry dynamic

[frekydeki]

Hiya :) I was wondering if you could do hcs (or whatever!) with Bakugou where reader is having a rough time because they finally talked to an adult about *buse that they went through in the past? This week I found the courage to talk to the police about the gr**ming and ab*se a former friend did to me and wouldn’t mind some fluff but if this is uncomfortable please feel free to delete this!

You are so strong dear! It’s not easy to open up about that sort of thing, I’m soooo sosososoo proud of you!!! 💕 I hope this puts a smile on your face, dearie, even for a second. Thank you for your request too, this was the first headcanon I've done, and it was really refreshing to write this way! Xoxo

ps. I don't want to overstep my boundaries, but if you ever need to talk, I'm here! I'm a stranger on the other side of the screen, but I'll listen well to you, scouts honor. This invitation is open to everyone: if you need someone to talk to, message me! Ily.

Bakugo with S/O who’s down because of opening up about past abuses

Everyone, say hello to super soft, extra supportive Bakugo.

Generally, Bakugo is soft and affectionate with his gestures towards you, but his words can sometimes be harsh: this boy cannot use his words pls understand this 😖

But in fluffy times like these, this man is sweeter than candy to you

He’ll notice something is bothering you instantly, like

Why the hell are you so quiet?

Your smile and laugh are off... why the hell aren’t you making eye contact with anyone?

Your eyes are distant, downcast; ugh he’s so worried he can’t stop glancing at you throughout class.

Shifting a bunch in his seat, super uncomfortable and can’t get his mind off of you: why the hell do you look like you’re on the verge of tears?

He’s in agony, trying to remember if something he said recently could have upset you.

Poor mans is tearing his hair out trying to put two and two together and come up with a game plan.

Great strategist in school but when it comes to you he doesn’t know what the hell.

Usually goes with his gut, flying by the edge of his seat, not knowing what the hell he’s doing in a relationship but he low key loves it.

Anyways, he’s got no dice in trying to figure out if he upset you.

He does what any normal boyfriend would do: he holds your hand.

But that makes his alarms get louder; you pull away slightly before realizing it’s him, and then relax your hand into his, drifting off to wherever the hell you’ve been again

“That’s how you wanna play it, Y/n? Fine, I’ll play that way” he thinks in a rage as he pouts slightly and let’s out a huff of air.

This guy is such a baby he will throw a fit whenever you stop snuggling him, holding his hand, hanging on his arm, etc

Bakugo acts like he doesn’t like PDA but literally blows a gasket when you stop holding his hand I cannot be swayed on this concept.

You stayed after school a little bit to talk with Aizawa, and Bakugo was in action mode:

He buys snacks. Buys your favorite meal from you favorite restaurant, high tails it back to the dorm and shows up at your door with a blush on his cheeks and bags lining his arms.

“What are you doing Katsuki?”

“I got you snacks.” He grumbles, “What the hell does it look like I’m doing?” He knows you’re down, and he’s responding with the best way he knows how:

Actions.

His love language is acts of service can’t convince me otherwise.

He quickly pulls out the meal and sets all the snacks and side dishes set up like a buffet.

Side note: this man would absolutely peel your clementine's for you, would also make you a five star meal in the middle of the night if you asked just be ready for some mumbled insults...

“I’ve been down today haven’t I?” You’re the one to bring it up...

Bakugo respects boundaries, and is a firm believer that you will talk to him when you’re ready.

“Yeah...”

“Sorry-“

Absolutely not.

“Don't apologize for having emotions... it’s stupid” he adds, but scolds himself afterwards for being harsh with his words again... “You needta talk?” He quietly asks over food.

“Yeah...” You explain to him why you’ve been so out of focus; opening up about your past abuse to an adult is scary, it’s vulnerable, and your freaking out to say the least.

For some reason you felt ashamed, helpless, that you couldn’t stop it.

Again, he’s not having it.

“It’s not your fault.” No ifs, ands, or buts; it’s not your fault. “They took advantage of you, you trusted them and they used it against you, the fuck-“ he bites down on his lip and tries to blink away the frustrated tears in his eyes.

Sure, he’s trembling with rage, and he’d knock the person out if he ever saw them, but more importantly, he’s so heartbroken for you

It broke his heart that you have to live with those memories and emotions, he wanted to shield you from them but he couldn’t and he knew it...

“I am so damn proud of you.” He will hold you gently, resting his chin on top of your head, which is cradled to his chest.

From then on, Bakugo communicates his support in the way he best knows how when you get into this mindset:

If your room gets a little cluttered, he cleans it without saying a word.

If you don’t feel like doing your laundry, he sits you down with your favorite book and does it for you.

Don’t feel like leaving bed? Worry not! Bakugo loves cuddling you and could do it all day.

Did someone say breakfast in bed? Favorite comfort movie? Check and check, Bakugo is always ready to respond to your emotional state.

Absolutely insists you take a shower, at least to wash your body.

“You’ll feel so much better after baby.” Totally has favorite pair of pajamas and a snack ready for you upon your return.

Will absolute fight anyone who won’t leave you alone about it.

“Y/n you’ve been so quiet lately...”

“Oí, y/n doesn’t wanna talk about it, yeah?” Fire burning in his eye, very intimidating.

Gets a little sassy but that’s okay.

“You owe me dinner and a movie after you feel better.”

Always grumbles while making food for you, “what am I? Your personal chef? A maid?”

“What’d you say? Sorry I couldn’t hear you...”

“Nothing. I love you.”

Seriously he’s the best in these situations.

This mans adores you, and will support you through every up and down. His words may be a little harsh sometimes, but his actions get his point across:

Bakugo loves you and will be there every second, through every up and down, supporting you.

taglist: @zeyyackerman, @chibiiichann

[hawaiian-has-moved]

you aren’t cannon. beetlebabes is more cannon than you. at least that shit was in the musical and movie and cartoon.

Need I remind you idiots, since I have already said I'm no longer being nice to you anymore.

That I do not give a damn what you think it looked like to you in that fucked up brain of yours, it's still p*dophilia. Man it's almost sad I live this rent free in your head for existing. I just exist and your blood boils. It's cute.

Anyway, Lydia is a minor in every version.

And if you think the wedding in the movie was romantic. Man every gross man I've cringed at for being a creepo must have been true love.

But see, that's the thing you people don't get huh? Consent. Consent does not exist to you. If it did you wouldn't fight when people say that Lydia is a minor and therefore cannot consent. It doesn't click because you found something hot about shipping this developing teen with this old as fuck perv.

But oh? Is that not enough for you, you cry, begging to justify your vile ship. Allow me to humor you and go through the other versions.

In fact! I'll analyze a whole song just for you.

Also please look at yet another picture of Lydia obviously not having it.

Way back when I was just ten

Simple and sweet

Everywhere, fellas would stare

Out on the street

And I felt used

Kinda confused

I would refuse to look in their eyes

But now I really love creepy old guys

This is kinda obvious, she's been preyed on before by men. So basic p*do trying to gr**m a kid scenario. But the satire to the song of course is that "it's all fine now" Which it's obviously not, she's just using this to trick him so they can send him back as an end goal.

We all do!

Gum disease

Skin like grilled cheese

Saggy old asses

(Saggy old asses)

Cute and vile

Hey baby, smile

To each girl that passes

They make me blush

(Can't get enough)

Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine

(That's right)

Marrying my own creepy old guy!

(I'm a creepy old guy)

This is just more playing out the satire of pretending it's okay, but with Beej chiming in because he already lacks the knowledge that this is grooming and it's not okay. Tricking him into thinking this is fine to end up killing him is a breeze.

My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy

I'm so happy I could cry

Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy

It's not uncommon that I've heard about or heard someone get told that they're just shy when a gross ass old man or someone is trying to gr**m a kid. It's gaslighting and manipulation in most cases. So for them to say that it's because they're actually just shy as part of the satire is the point.

My creepy old groom (creepy old groom)

Play that wedding tune

Hey folks, step aside

(I am older, but I'm glad I waited)

And if you've watched a bootleg, you would recall Barbara right here smiling and then turning away with eyes wide, like "this is not fucking okay" Kind of look on her face. But yeah this is another one of those phrases that you hear too often in these gross situations.

'Cause here comes the bride

I am marrying my creepy old guy

(Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy)

He's my creepy old guy

(Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!)

Fix his hair

Get him prepared

For Armageddon

Again if you have seen a bootleg, here Lydia puts a finger to her lips and goes shhhh. Because Armageddon is Beejs death.

Sure, the groom

Crawled out of a tomb

But hey, hey, it's a wedding!

He's really fucking old guys. There is a huge age gap and this is p*dophilia.

So dim the lights

Pick up some rice

Say something nice

It's my day to shine

I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy

(It's showtime)

Creepy old guy, creepy old guy

She's marrying a creepy old guy

Have you guys seen "Lolita"?

This is just like that, but fine

I have not seen Lolita, but I have been told it's similar to this who marriage scenario and is mega bad. Now if it were Lolita fashion, that is made to ward off men, so I assume it's a movie from what info I have.

Creepy old dude, creepy old dude

Our faith has been renewed

Now love is alive!

Wave your baby girl goodbye

I am walking down the aisle

I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by

I know that on the outside he's disgusting

And even on the inside, he's disgusting

This whole scenario is fucking vile. He's vile.

But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right

(Making it right, making it right!)

With my family by my side

O.M.G.

Dressed to a "T"

Fancy and formal

I found me a wife

L'chaim to life

This is so normal!

I was ignored

But now, I'm adored!

'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied

Give it up for my underage bride!

They've done it, they have successfully tricked him into thinking this is okay with no funny business. But he's about to get stabbed. L'chaim to life is a nod at him being Jewish, also he had a Kippah in the DC version which backed this joke, but it fell off a lot ig so he doesn't have it now. Traditionally there was a lot of marrying women off to much older men for property and stuff, as most religions do/did tho. I was in a production of Fiddler on the roof for example and that was the whole premise.

Here comes the bride

Here comes the bride

God be glorified

I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright

My creepy old guy

My creepy old guy

Doesn't he deserve a chance at life?

Oh yeah, that's right

Yeah, that's right

So let's make him alive!

I am marrying my creepy old guy!

Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy

Guy, guy, creepy old guy

Guy, guy

(I have chills)

Yeah!

And then they stab him and the till death do we part sign over the stage all makes sense now because the wedding vows are undone and since he's recently deceased he almost returns to the netherworld.

Etcetera etcetera... But of course you guys go tome deaf at that one when it plays if I remember right.

Oh right, the cartoon, of course, I knew just what you were thinking don't worry. You're thinking "oh well what about the comics, and the valentine cards! And and the animators who drew lewd stuff of Lydia!" Well.... Haha! Still p*dophilia! And also I have seen the infamous Lydia drawing and it's got her head shape, nose, lips, but it's not fully her. Even if it was again my first point, still p*dophilia. And yeah just because the people who worked on it drew it, doesn't make it suddenly okay. Ffs...

I couldn't even find a cartoon wedding that wasn't fan drawn to match this one. Because that doesn't exist! But I do have my favorite point to make.

Beetlejuice's look into Lydia's future in Pest O' the West.

Now why you b*bes were busy being p*dos and gr**ming kids on the internet into thinking this shit is okay, I was mastering the art of common fucking sense.

Beej makes a joking remark that he cannot see into the future while hiding from Bully the Crud, but when he does as per usual, his puns and phrases make his magic go to work. So a crystal ball appears in front of him showing the future in the images I've provided.

Lydia, doing a heaping pile of dishes as a ghost for bully and all of their kids, very unhappy and driven insane. Because imagine what being married to someone it's obviously wrong to be with would do to her mind. He hates seeing her like this, so he rushes to save her. Which he successfully does.

Toon is actually the one with canon evidence of this shit being not okay to him.

Also before anyone tries to say it, no the movie and cartoon aren't connected, she doesn't even live in Winter River in the cartoon that should have made it obvious. Besides she's like 14-16 in the movie. So I don't think she de-aged.

Lastly, two things that are off topic. I believe it's spelled canon, and before anyone goes saying fiction doesn't effect reality, I would like you to explain to me how being a Jedi is a official religion if that is so true.

See anon! I gave you my special, condescending talk that too two hours to type on my phone! You stalked me endlessly and I picked you as the special anon that, I didn't deletes ask for being a gross piece of shit in a minors ask box! Wow. That searching my name clicking on my asks, and typing out all that so I could live rent free in your head really.... Didn't work lol. I may have took two hours to type this, but I assure you I will forget about you in 2 days max. Because unlike you, I have better things to do than ship a minor with an ancient demon. Bye bye now, be sure to rant about me with pure rage to your house p*do friends so that my existence may spread further into other people's minds! Woo... Being famous is so tough. 😉