#i’m surprised they haven’t turned my fan off. they could totally exploit the 50 blankets i’m under
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my friend and brother are trying to wake me up but little do they know i am a master at pretending to be asleep
#i’ve wanted to get up for abt 10 minutes now#but i am spiteful and refuse to give them the satisfaction#so far they have:#turned my light on#played awful sounds and good music#talked really loud to me#threw a bumch of stuffed animals on top of me#(i could breathe fine but they DID bean me in the nose with my only weighted stuffed anomal#didn’t hurt much but like bro :/)#HOOOOUGH almost just got caught#but i’m a master . i will win this game with the power of spite#they can’t try to make me cold bc i sleep shirtless so blankets have to stay on >:)#i’m surprised they haven’t turned my fan off. they could totally exploit the 50 blankets i’m under
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