#i’m on my knees praying for a delicious tragedy to strike them

[soloavengers]

ah yes the essential homoerotic best-friendship every good epic fantasy book has to have. prince said “O’ sword the guards my back.” and gave his good buddy a bow. buddy was jealous of his prince flirting with a queen a minute ago. it wasn’t right, because “she’s old.” no other reason. oh can’t forget how he jumped thro flames to save the prince only to get beat up and have the prince save him <3