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nerdazzler · 9 months ago

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Royal Sword Academy Au

Welcome to the good guys team! Pt. 1-2

“Why is it so stuffy in here?”

It’s dark, and kinda cramped, but oddly…soft at the same time? You can’t see a thing…why can’t you see anything? You hear shuffling around you, then an unknown voice speaks from the darkness.

“Dang it!…people are coming…gotta get into uniform before they see me!”

You hear a small creaking noise from within the comfortably cramped darkness. “Aghhhh! The lid is too heavy!…maybe if I…” Sparkling flames erupt around you, making the cramped space a lot more warmer. “Out! Too hot!” You yell before shoving open some sort of lid, finding yourself on the cool floor of a nice, dimly lit area with fancy crystal lamps illuminating its pristine white walls. Crystals you would normally find adorned on a chandelier hang on the ceiling, almost as if they were imitating fairy lights. Boxes that look like white, steel coffins floating off the ground.

“Gahhh! Why are you awake!?l” A small, weird looking creature stands…well..floats before you, bewildered by your conscious form; like it was expecting you to be dead or asleep.

“What the hell? A talking roach!?” You say, pointing at the creature in front of you. “Wow, Rude! I’m not a roach, thank you!” it puts its hands on its hips, puffing out its cheeks. “I’m a fairy!”

You continue to point at the flying roach in front of you, while slowly backing away from it. “Why is it still talking?” The bee-like creature huffs in annoyance and crosses its arms. “Whatever!” The mosquito points at you.

“Changing subject, I’m going to need you to hand those clothes you’re wearing over to me, please.” Squinting at your outfit

“Although they are a bit big…oh well! That’s what magic is for.” You continue to gawk at the creature.

“What?! No!” defensively attempting to cover yourself up, much to no avail.

“I’m not giving a yassified flying roach my clothes!” The roach’s face goes as red as a tomato.

“OI! For the last time I am not a roach!” The flying roach starts flying at you. Letting out a small yelp of fear you turn and attempt to run away from the flying thing before running into something, or more maybe, someone.

“Oh! What is going on here? You’re yelling and it’s disrupting the entrance ceremony, not to mention causing the students to worry.” You haven’t heard this voice before, this one is new. Backing away from the person you bumped into, you see it’s an elderly man with short white hair that’s covered by a pointy hat, a beard, with small circular monocle glasses framing his face, slightly covering his gray eyes. His clothes are well…something. He wears blue robes with a long white scarf tied in a knot with some sort of emblem on his shoulder, with light blue socks and blue shoes to match.

You point at the flying creature behind you. “That Thing is trying to attack me!” Said ‘thing’ points back at you “I am not!”. Looking back at the ‘thing’ you retort, “Yes you are!”. It argues, so you argue back. You two get so wrapped up in your back and forth banter that you forget about the third party in the room.

“You can understand them?” Abruptly stopping your debate with the roach you turn and face the third person with confusion written all over your face. “Yes? Can you not?”. The elderly man shakes his head, “Apologies, I don’t have my fairy communicator on me at the moment.”

You’re very confused right now, what’s a fairy communicator? The man looks as if he just recalled something important “Right! Silly me,” you snap your attention back to him. “You’re a new student, and the entrance ceremony is underway.” Entrance Ceremony?

He smiles brightly “Let's get you to the mirror room, yes?” Quickly ushering you into the other room, motioning for the flying ‘fairy’ to follow behind. Yeaaaa…you’re still confused. Looking up at the elderly man leading you somewhere “Hey! Who are you? And where am I?” He smiles again before responding “Well, I am Ambrose the 63rd. Headmaster of Royal Sword Academy, which is where you are now!”

This response causes you to raise a brow in confusion “Royal Sword Academy?” Ambrose nods in response. “One of the most prestigious magic schools in all of Twisted Wonderland! Talented young magicians chosen by the looking glass are welcome to attend this school.”

Okay…more stuff you don’t know. Which means more questions that need to be answered. “Uh…huh…” you reply as Ambrose continues his rant. “Those from around the world who have been chosen to attend RSA use a gate to make their way here. A pearlescent pumpkin carriage carrying the gate should have gone to greet you.”

A memory of a pumpkin shaped carriage riding off comes to mind. How odd, the carriage reminds you of something you’ve seen in a Fairytale. What was it called again?

“I think I remember that fairytale carriage…” you mumble out unconsciously. Causing the elderly man to chuckle at your response, “The pearlescent pumpkin carriage goes around greeting every new student chosen by the looking glass, they are special carriages used to carry the doors to the academy.” Nodding in response, he continues. “The market decided long, long ago that carriages should be used to welcome people on special days, which I think is quite lovely!”

The market decided on this? What kind of market??

“Heyyy! Are we there yet?!” Oh yea. You had a ‘Fairy’ Flying behind you. Ambrose momentarily looks at the fairy before looking back at you. “What?” You say, tilting your head slightly.“What did they say?” He asked in response. “I wanna know if we’re there yet!” The fairy yells directly in your ear, causing you to flinch in response.

Momentarily glaring at the fairy for your ear strain. You look back at Ambrose to answer him, “He wants to know if we’re there yet.” That being wherever there is.

The old man chuckles “You’re absolutely right! We have no time to waste. The entrance ceremony is waiting for us!” This makes him start speed walking ahead of you so as to not waste any more time. For a man quite older than you, he’s surprisingly very fast.

“Wonder what this entrance ceremony is all about…” you mumble to yourself before speeding up behind Ambrose.

In a room full of people, everyone is whispering amongst themselves. About what? You might ask, no one may ever know. The room has the same interior as the place you woke up in, the only difference being a smaller number of steel coffins and a giant glass mirror standing in the middle of the room. The people in the room are wearing white and yellow cloaks; the hoods obscuring their identities.

A blonde haired boy speaks up from the crowd. “Soooo…is that everyone?,” he looks around the room “Are we done now?” clapping his hands together before standing in front of the crowd. “Alright new Wondreation students! We have rules here but we are not above nor below them, just have fun and all will be well!” He gives a warm yet playful smile to the crowd giving off a lighthearted vibe to himself.

A short man with animal ears stretches his arms out. “Thank the Great Seven this is finally over!” popping his back, “I was starting to get stiff.” He looks at the crowd. “Ima head back and get some rest now,” He waves a hand in the air, getting the attention of the crowd. “All Sunlione dorm members are with me!,” he motions towards the exit “Let's go!”

A curious looking boy in the crowd says his share of words, flashing a smile to everyone. “Hello-Hello! And congratulations to all of the new students of the academy!,” happily clapping to himself “You all are going to love it here! As the dorm leader of Atlarine I’m happy to help you in any way I can!”

A cute boy looks around the room, a worried expression on his face. “Did anyone see where the headmaster went? It’s not like him to walk out on such an important event…” A tall, buff-looking dude looks around as well, “Hey, you’re right! Where’d he go?!” A boy with bright purple eyes pops up behind the tall man, leaning against him despite their height difference . “Hmmm…maybe he had to use the bathroom?”

A loud bang of a door opening can be heard in the room, the source of the sound being Ambrose. “Oh there he is.” The blonde haired boy comments, subtly pointing at the old man. Ambrose rushes into the room with you and the fairy not far behind him. “Sorry for walking out everyone! It seems we were missing one student, so I went to go find them.”

The elderly man turns to you. “You still have time to be assigned to a dorm,” he motions to the flying cockroach, “Your fairy companion will be watching from the sidelines while you step in front of the glass mirror.”

The cockroach huffs in annoyance before standing, floating? By Ambrose. You step up to the mirror. An androgynous voice speaks from within the mirror “State thy name.”

“(Y/N).” you respond.

The whole room falls silent as you wait for the mirror’s response. “The shape of thy soul is…'' the mirror pauses, “I sadly cannot tell…'' the crowd gasps in disbelief. Ambrose confusedly looks at the mirror “Pardon?”. The glass mirror responds, “I sense no magic within this one.” The crowd begins to whisper, you’re sure it’s about you. the topic being most likely about you.

The mirror speaks once more, “The soul’s color, shape, essence, it’s all nothing.” The whispers are getting louder. “Hence they aren’t suited for any specific dormitory.” the stares on your person become more intense as the whispers continue to grow louder. Ambrose shakes his head in disbelief “The pearlescent pumpkin carriage would never make the mistake of bringing someone who can’t use magic.”

“In all my years,” (Lol) “There has never been a mistake in the student selection.” He puts a hand on his chin “Then again, mistakes can happen…” The fairy flies in front of you, standing in between you and Ambrose, shoving something in the elderly man’s hands. “Me! Me! I can take their place!”

“Unlike them!” Proudly thumbing towards themselves “I can use magic! Let me take their place, I promise you won’t regret it!” The little fairy looks like it’s about to burst from excitement, “Here I can even prove it to you right now!”

The short man with animal ears yells from the crowd “Hit the deck!” As the fairy pulls something out of his pocket and throws it on the floor, causing a fire within the room. Screams of fear and panic are heard throughout the room, as people try to flee the scene. The tall, buff looking man is flailing his arms around and running all over the place, “AHHHHHH! My butt is on fire!! Hot! Hot! Hotttt!” You snicker to yourself at how dumb he looks, flailing his arms around like an idiot.

Ambrose looks like he’s on the verge of panicking. Pointing to the flying creature, “Someone catch that fairy! Before the whole school gets burnt to a crisp!”

The blonde haired boy sighs, putting his hands on his hips. “Mannn…and here I was hoping to have another easy day.” The curious boy looks at the blonde in confusion “But I thought you always wanted to meet a fairy? Wouldn’t you like to catch and befriend him?” The blonde takes a minute to consider it, ultimately deciding not to. “Naw, I’m good.”

The boy with Bright Purple eyes raises his hand from the panicking crowd “Headmaster Ambrose! I can get him!” He proudly places his hands on his hips, “I’ve dealt with fairies before so I know how to handle this!” The cute boy giggles, “That’s Raheel for you. Always stepping up to help those in need.”

The buff man with his butt still on fire speaks up again “Um! Hello?! Can someone please help me put out my butt fire…please!?” He attempts to stop, drop, and roll to extinguish the fire but surprisingly it doesn’t work, which causes him to panic even more.

Ambrose is slowly panicking while trying to keep everyone else calm “Everyone! Remain calm!” The blondie places his arms behind his head, “It’s just a small flying roach. How hard can it be to catch it?” The roach turns towards the blonde, “I am not a roach!” angrily flailing its limbs around like a child throwing a tantrum. “I am a fairy! And I have a name!”

The boy with Purple eyes also known as ‘Raheel’ crosses his arms. “Uh-huh, and what might your name be then?” He says in a mocking tone.

The man with animal ears stands beside Raheel placing a hand on the boy’s shoulder. “Well that isn’t very nice, Now was it?” Purple eyed boy shrugs before pulling out something that looks like a broach, aiming it at the fairy. “Probably not, but hey! It never hurts to tease.”

The man with animal ears shakes his head in disapproval; grabbing a similar looking broach, aiming it at the fairy as well. “Let's just get this over with.”

part 3-4

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nerdazzler · 4 months ago

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Royal Sword Academy Au

Welcome to the good guys team! Pt. 5-6

Coming out of the wall the ghost circles around Fiddellen and you. “Oh it’s been so long since I’ve had any friends! You both look fun! Wanna play?” The ghost cheerfully exclaims. “Kill it with fire!” Fiddlellen shouts from the floor, pointing at the ghost like it's a bug. “Can ghosts even burn?” You retort. The ghost just giggles at your bickering. “Hehe! Ghosts can’t burn, silly!” The ghost stops circling around you two for a second “…At least I don’t think they can…” it seems to be in thought.

The ghost shakes its head before clapping its hands together. “Oh! Where are my manners! I never asked you for your names!” The ghost circles around you, getting close to your face. “You are…?” You introduce yourself to the ghost as (Y/N). The ghost then circles around Fiddellen, going through the floorboards to be at eye level with him. “And you?” Fiddellen doesn’t respond. “His name is Fiddellen.” You answer for him. The ghost giggles flying out of the floor, floating in front of the both of you. “And my name is!…um…I actually don’t remember!” They sheepishly smile, giggling to themselves.

The ghost pouts. “It’s been so long…” and then their face brightens up. “Heyyy! Maybe you can name me!” The ghost is way too close to your face for comfort. Hesitantly stepping back, you unconsciously nod at the ghost. “Sure.” The ghost claps in response. “Yippie!”

Fiddellen glare at you. “How about we don’t do that!?” You skeptically look at him. “And why not?” Fiddellen looks at you like you’ve lost all common sense. “Because if we name it! We get attached and it gets attached to us! And we don’t want that!!” You roll your eyes at him. “Stop being mean to the ghost Fiddellen.” He looks completely done with you. “No!”

The ghost giggles at you two. “You two are so funny!” Fiddellen glares at the ghost, “I am not-!” His sentence is cut off by the lights of the hallway abruptly turning on, the ghost disappearing with the lights. “Did I miss something?” Ambrose has a tray in his hands. You’re guessing he’s the one who turned the hallway light on. His question is however met with silence. To which he awkwardly smiles and holds up the tray. “I have bought you dinner?”

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You take a bite of food from the tray Ambrose gave you. “Oi! Did you know we have ghosts in here?” The elderly man thinks for a minute before answering your question, “Yes! I’ve heard rumors of a ghost residing here, I’ve hear they’re quite friendly!” Fiddellen takes a grape from a fruit bowl that was put on the tray while rolling his eyes. “Friendly? More like scary.” Yes, you have to share your food with Fiddellen because he refused to eat anything besides the food you were given. (The little bitch)

Thinking about it, Ambrose hasn’t acknowledged Fiddellen’s presence. Maybe he doesn’t care? Or maybe he hasn’t found a good time to acknowledge it. Deciding not to question it, you take another bite of food from your tray.

You three sit there in silence for a good minute. Before Ambrose speaks up “Well! Glad you enjoyed the food,” he gets up from his chair, giving a curt bow towards you and the fairy. “Good to see you again, Fiddlellen.” And escorting himself out of the building before reminding you, “If you need anything don’t be afraid to ask.” Bidding both you and Fiddellen a good night.

You look down at the fairy. “Sooo…do you basically live here now orrrr?”

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There you lay, in bed, looking up at the ceiling; letting your ever raging thoughts consume you.

A lot had happened today.

You woke up in a strange school thinking, was a part of a (chaotic) entrance ceremony, got publicly embarrassed in said ceremony, thought everything was a dream only to find out it was very much real. You met a (rude) fairy named Fiddlellen that now lives with you (for some reason), the headmaster of the school now has you attending classes as a pastime until he can find a way to get you home. Fun stuff.

It’s honestly a lot to take in. But it hasn’t been all that bad so far. The place you’re staying in is nice. The people seem…tolerable. Then why is it that you can’t seem to get any sleep? Oh, that’s right. School. “Here we go again.” You think to yourself…wait. Did you even go to school?

The idea of attending classes in the school came up when you were walking back to the common room with Ambrose and Fiddellen after the old man had brought you the tray of food.

“You know. I was thinking about what to do with you while I look for a way to get you home, and I decided it would be best to have you attend classes as if you were a normal student.” The elderly man said as he looked at you. Shooting him a puzzled look, “But what about the fact I have no magic?” You ask.

The old man nods. “I took that into account and decided that you would just sit and watch if the teacher was doing a magic based assignment, or you may participate in the activity however you’d like.” You nod. “Alright.” He nods back. “That, or you could have your fairy friend participate in your place-“

Wait. I guess he did acknowledge the fairy’s presence at some point. Guess you just glossed over it. Rolling over, facing a drawer by the bed. Fiddellen is sleeping with a decorative pillow as his bed and a small piece of fabric as a blanket. From how it sounds it doesn’t seem the most comfortable but you’re guessing if it’s for someone his size it’s probably quite cozy. The small fairy is glowing again. He's almost like a nightlight, it’s comforting in a way.

Adjusting yourself in bed and getting comfortable. “Here we go again.” You mumble to yourself. Wait, did you even go to school? What were you even doing before you got here? The thought hurts to think about, maybe we’ll dive on it more tomorrow. Closing your eyes and snuggling up to your pillow, peacefully falling asleep.

Everything is black. You open your eyes but everything is still black. It’s an unpleasant and unwelcome darkness. Something also feels…heavy? Your face feels oddly heavy. Wait, is something on your face? Reaching out for whatever object is obscuring your vision, only to feel something soft in the place of your face.

Wait, soft?! Immediately sitting up, feeling whatever was on your face fall, making a ‘hiss’ sound. Looking down you see a gray cat sitting in your lap, glaring at you. Looking at the cat more you swear you’ve seen it before, you can’t put your finger on where you’ve seen it though.

The more you try to pinpoint where you’ve seen this cat the more your head starts to get an unpleasant fuzzy feeling. Shaking your head to dispel the static sensation in your head. Standing up a bit, the cat hops off your lap and scurries off.

Stretching out your back, you get ready to start the day. You do have school after all.

After getting dressed you search the halls for your fairy friend, he wasn’t on the top of the drawer where you saw him last night. heading to the kitchen in the castle, you find it full of animals. “What. The FUCK.” Are the first words you’ve uttered all morning.

“Gooooood morning!” The ghost from last night seems to be in the kitchen as well, holding up a rabbit “Aren’t they cute?” a shout comes from one of the cabinets, “Cute my ass! A bird is trying to eat me!” You recognize the voice as Fiddlellen. A bird about twice his size is attempting to peck at him from his hiding place in the cabinet.

It’s probably seven in the goddamn morning and a bunch of animals are in your kitchen. “What the bullshit hell?!”

Attempting to shoo away the animals the best you can. Key word: attempt. Once the animals had taken note of your presence they all flocked towards you. Fiddellen snickers from his hiding spot, “Since when were you the animal whisperer?” You just growl at him in response, too busy trying to pry all the animals off of you.

“Oh good morning!” The ghost from last night seems to be in the kitchen as well. They hold up a rabbit “Aren’t they cute?” You hear a shout from one of the cabinets in the kitchen, “Cute my ass! A bird is trying to eat me!” You recognize the voice as Fiddlellen. A bird about twice his size is attempting to peck at him from his hiding place in the cabinet.

It’s probably seven in the goddamn morning and a bunch of animals are in your kitchen. “What the hell?!”

The ghost giggles at your suffering. “They really like you!”, “Well too bad because I don’t like them.” You grumble, Still attempting to pry the animals off of you. It is seven in the morning and your brain is not ready to deal with whatever isekai-magic-bullshit this world has to offer.

It took you a few minutes but you finally managed to get the animals off of you. If you don’t count the blue birds in your hair or the squirrel that will not stop hugging the shit out of your leg.

Sucking up your irritation, you calmly walk to the kitchen fridge. Opening it and finding it fully stocked. “Oh! About that!” The ghost speaks as if they had remembered something. The ghost hands you a note,“Ambrose left this after he stocked the fridge for you!” Opening up the note it says:

“Good Morning, (Y/N!)

Hope you are having a good morning so far. I bought you everything you should need to make yourself a healthy meal and stored it in your fridge for you. However, if you can’t cook that’s quite alright. I’d be delighted to teach you whenever I’m free.

In the meantime I have left you some easy to microwave food. The microwave in the residence should still be working if I’m not mistaken. If not do feel free to contact me. I should also mention that I have left you a few items on the kitchen counter that should be of use for your first day of school.

Best Regards! -Ambrose the 63rd.”

Wow, this man sounds like a dad. “Yoooo! He gave us 500 madols! Not bad!” Fiddellen has emerged from his hiding place and has resided by the kitchen counter. Which, as stated in the letter; has a few items laying on it. On the counter is what looks to be a map of the school, and some money. “Damn this place is huge.” You mumble to yourself, as you examine the locations on the map.

“yea...it is.” A voice whispers right in your ear, causing you to jump. Quickly turning around you see the culprit behind your jump scare was the ghost.

“Hehe! Sorry about that!” The ghost giggles at your scared face. Taking a minute to momentarily restart your heart before making yourself a quick breakfast, grabbing the map of the school and money from off the kitchen counter and leaving the castle dorm with fiddlellen flying after you.

Officially starting your first day of school!

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RSA au part 1-2.

RSA au part 3-4

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