#i’m like noooo that’s too implausible. always forget it literally HAPPENED TO ME

[vaperarmand]

i think the most memorable experience i had in college is that in my media law & ethics class my professor brought in christi smythe as a guest. christi smythe was notable primarily because she was the only journalist who martin shkreli, universally hated pharm bro, would speak to. at the time by the way we were reading a book in which a journalist sort of falls in love with her subject and what that entails for the project. so christi smythe gives us the first chapter of her book on martin shkreli, we read it, and we’re like. uh. so she definitely is having an emotional affair on her husband with martin shkreli. in class, during the Q&A portion, we ask, “christi, you’re definitely fucking martin shkreli, right?” and christi says: “no :)” and then like a year later this article drops in which she revealed she in fact left her husband. to be with martin shkreli