#i’m in love with jake

[mystarjakey]

jake has the most beautiful smile and everytime he pouts an angel is born :( he’s so lovely, il est toute ma vie je l’aime tellement ♡

[eywaseclipse]

The size difference I deserve

[queenofdisaster88]

my man my man my mannnnn 💝💕💞💘🩷❣️

[hunterthecharmer]

Guys SEND LIFE ALERT

[fubukisimp]

[amelia-mariee]

There’s such a sense of community that comes with (fill-in-the-blank movie) summers. I feel like Top Gun Maverick summer and Twisters summer are so iconic and kind of go hand in hand and they should be the blueprint. We need more summers like these. I think that each summer from here on out, we need to have a big summer blockbuster with a relatively big cast and attractive people and high stakes and at least one new song in it. Also Glen Powell needs to be in it. Glen Powell does not have to the main character or even your favorite character. He just needs to be in it. I don’t know why

[shuutingstar]

look who’s bored again. me, i am. have some pjo side character incorrect quotes because i love them so much.

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Paolo: what does “Take Out” mean?

Connor: Food.

Valentina: Dating.

Laurel and Holly: Murder.

Sherman: all three if you’re not a coward!

Connor: Me and Malcolm were playing Scrabble and it was a nightmare.

Juniper: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Connor: Not when you’re playing with Malcolm. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Mitchell: you’re petty.

Drew: you mispronounced ‘pretty’ but okay.

Ellis: crushes are the worst!

Cecil: yeah, whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Ellis: pfft you’re always stupid.

Cecil: yeahhh, don’t think about that too hard.

Ellis:

Travis: if we put Luke, Thalia and Annabeth in a room, who do you think would come out crying first?

Connor: the room.

Jake: did you hear? Luke was almost hit by an arrow in training today!

Michael: I know. He was faster than I thought.

Jake:

Michael: don’t worry, I’ll get him next time.

Malcolm: gods, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done!

Drew: aren’t you dating Connor?

Connor: that was uncalled for!

Mitchell: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Clovis: Explain.

Mitchell: eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful.

Clovis: you do know you would have a lifespan of about a week?

Mitchell: another highlight.

Katie: did you know cereal is basically cold breakfast soup?

Connor: *drops cereal bowl*

Travis: STOP SCARING THE KIDS KATIE!

Laurel: the risk I took was carefully calculated.

Billie and Damien: WE ALMOST DIED!

Laurel: I never said I was good at maths.

[rosyjn]

IM GENUINELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I SCREEN RECORDED THESE MYSELF BTW✋

OH MY FUCKING GOD SAMS SO HOT

SRRY THEYRE SO BLURRY

[devilat-thedoor]

i love when bestfriends are a lil queer😌

[mystarjakey]

my loverboy, sim jaeyun ! 💌🏹🤍

[thirty34four]

happy valentine’s day 💕

[theconjugalbed]

jake gyllenhaal behind the scenes of donnie darko (2001) directed by richard kelly

(guess who’s back after 11 months, me!)

[crimsonconstl]

“What the—“

[yuckiemouth]

ooo okay quick question coochie hair or no coochie hair

Ngl I never been in a relationship because I believe I can do things for myself and I love the company of being by MYSELF. That might sound sad, but I be livingggg. BUTTT If I had a girlfriend, I’m gonna tell you right naiiii! As long as you don’t smell bad, you could have Afro, a buzz, skim bald, shii idgaf if you shaved yo shit into a heart, I will give you this a 360 of a life time baby!!! (I only give you head if I love you tho)

[choctalksalot]

a dirk jake? how will dirk get ajake . now

[rosemary-is-in-pesterquest]

Jake’s first words in Act 6 being him saying weird shit like ripsnorter and roleplaying in a regular conversation is killing me, I love this guy