#i’m gonna marry a giant moth man

[dragonanon]

Oooooh that Slither Wing Ingo tho… 😫💦💦💦

Gift art pt 2: mostly AUs but also an oc and some running grandpas lmao

- some Eldritch submas for my platonic beloved @yanban-san

- Slither Wing Ingo inspired by @leggerefiore who constantly feeds us, a blessing of monsterfuckery

- @xowlhousex 's OC Kailo. Thank you for drawing Lehua even in spite of the lack of character development I've given her 🥲

- These Clavells we're originally for @malaiselover-deactivated but they seem to have stepped away. Love you homie, hope you're ok wherever you're at!

-Finally, last only by virtue of me trying to wedge these into one image, a self-aware Ingo inspired by the writings of @onestepbackwards

Idk idk I had fun with these once I got the drawing motivation rolling. 😤 From here on I think I'll be back on the ball with drawing but we'll find out

[despiteherself]

what ur favourite ahkj side character says about you:

pancho: you’re a furry

willie: your doctor is giving u free handout of adderall bc ur broke ass couldn’t afford it otherwise

ted: as a child you wanted to be a cowboy when you grew up before you realised you’re scared of horses

horst: you secretly like taylor swift

hector: httyd2 was your least favourite movie of all time and you want people to stop asking you about it

dorothy: you subscribe to men’s magazines and pretend they belong to your boyfriend/husband/male dog

xixi: you know all the lyrics to the pina colada song

dr. s: you are also a furry. are they called scalies if it’s a snake? is that’s what’s going on?

rob mctod: you have an embarrassing crush on your best friend & they WILL definitely think differently about you if you told them

timo: a jock literally gave you a swirly in high school

mary Ann: you have girlboss gaslight gatekeep in modern calligraphy on your living room wall

butterfish: you don’t even bother to crack the window when you’re smoking weed in your work’s bathroom and literally everyone knows what you’re doing in there for like half an hour Jesus Christ man, you’re lucky the manager thinks you’re cute

tammy: you bully children at the playground because you have no life outside of babysitting your nephew and you call it “character building” when the police are called for the fifth time this week

todd: your parents & your kindergarten teacher got you professional mental help because you always painted only in black but it was literally just because that was the only colour left at the end of the day when you remembered that you actually wanted to paint

karl: you get upset that your ninety five year old grandfather doesn’t know what anime is

chauncey: you make vague posts on twitter about how rude it is to reply “kill it with fire” to any non conventional pet because you’re too scared to call people out directly

bruce: you’re trying to get your friends into investing in bitcoin

Trent and whatever the other dolphin is called: ok but seriously no one’s fave is the dolphins

king shark: you need scocophobia tagged

tentacle: you think your posts of rupi kapur poetry and like screencaps from pride and prejudice are high art

hans: you haven’t heard of deodorant

crimson: you have deep worries about the state of the earth, and how everything feels like it’s going to shit but you’re so overwhelmed by the state of all you just sort of do nothing and then like order doordash for the fourth time this week because your vegan boyfriend has cooked tempeh and seaweed for dinner again.

pam: you think anyone agreeing with someone else online and they follow each other is like, a secret cult

king joey: your favourite movie is wallace and gromit

karen: you are married to your childhood sweetheart, have three kids and a nursing degree

masakura: you think phoebe from friends is underrated and won’t stop telling people that

sage moondancer: you think you’re special because butterflies are your favourite animal and give unsolicited commentary about how you think they scream whilst in their pupa and present it like a real scientific fact

koto: idk some trump voter joke. #mmga

the crocodile ambassador: once you found a monogrammed handkerchief whilst op-shopping and you’re convinced it’s got your initials on it but really there’s a clothes moth hole and a weird stitch that doesn’t fit in and you throw a tantrum whenever one of your friends point this out

princess amy: you want your pet japanese spitz to be instafamous and you bully all your friends into liking and sharing all the photos you post

andy fairfax: you tell everyone you meet a different back story because the Heath Ledger joker is your icon and you will get into a fistfight with anyone who liked Joaquin Phoenix’ portrayal better

fred the giant scorpion: no one will watch movies with you because they hate having to explain that not every movie is a documentary

zora: you have a subscription beauty box addition and you won’t admit you need help

uncle king julien: you’re a simp for henry winkler and u know what? i respect that

grandma rose: you see a buff woman and you stan

butterfly queen: you unironically post “just because I’m beautiful doesn’t mean I’m not fierce” posts whilst you’re getting a manipedi and think that’s peak femininsm

prince barty: you think James Bond is a real man

princess julienne: you get mad when people think you “had” a superwholock teaboo phase. you’re still in it, it’s just called a dark academica now >:(

julien the terrible: as a child your friends dared you to eat a millipede and you did it but then they all called you millipede-breath and laughed about it and told everyone, and so you planned a years long revenge plan that you’re still slowly finalising to this day

becca: you have like ten brothers and you have to beat them at literally everything. you punch harder, spit farther, yell louder.

abner: you’re trying out a new clothing style and are disappointed that no ones noticed you look different

magic steve: you get mad when people can’t pick out the 42 ingredients you out into a soup you overpowered with garlic

brodney: you’re that sibling that’s like at least 10 years younger than your siblings so you know you were definitely a mistake and No! Of course it doesn’t affect you in any way! How dare anyone suggests that!

stanislove: you’re obsessed with the space race and goddamn i am SO damn sick of hearing about it

any of the pirates: you’re like 13

maggie the unwashed: you are literally 13 and you think fart jokes is peak humour

pineapple: you are allergic to strawberries and if you hear “oh, like pepper potts?” one more time you will commit murder and that just can’t happen because if you’re arrested then they’ll finally catch you for tax fraud

shrimp cocktail: your meat is huge

watermelon hawking: in your spare time you ponder the inner workings of the universe because you think it makes you seem very smart but the truth is no one literally has any idea what you’re thinking about so it’s not actually doing anything to impress anyone? if you’re gonna be like that why not at least ask fake deep questions to make sure everyone knows you think you’re big brained and you’re sure your name will be in history books.

wickman wilderbeast: once you beat an old lady at arm wrestling and you won’t let anyone forget

[snarkybluechristian]

Hazbin Hotel: Yandere Alastor x Vaggie Chapter 34

After a long day of making dull preparations, the night of the auction finally came.  

Alastor and Vaggie stood at the bottom of the stone staircase that led to his front door to greet the guests, the overlords and kingpins and important people of Hell that he invited to his auction, while Rosie was inside tending to Angel’s last minute needs and welcoming the incoming guests.

Vaggie stood there against her will, arm-in-arm with Alastor.  

Cars and vehicles from every era stopped at Alastor's front porch.  The variety was impressive as were the guests inside.  Over 100 kingpins and a small number of Ovelords from throughout history began arriving, demons of every size and every nationality.

Meanwhile, the deer familiars and shadow creatures attended the guests and kept watch for anyone who was unwelcome.  

None of that impressed Vaggie.  She stared through the kingpins and overlords as they walked by, wondering how she could help Angel.

Alastor did most of the greeting while Vaggie stood in silence.  He was too occupied with his guests to notice.

Vaggie didn't begin paying attention until a flash of light struck her eyes.  And then another.

“Oh, my God!  It’s Alastor’s bride!  I would have never believed it if I didn’t see it myself. Come on, pretty darlin’!  Give us a pose!” said a hyper and cheerful voice.

Vaggie blocked her eyesight from the flashes, and as her vision adjusted, she saw a slim female demon with grey-brown skin in pigtails and an old-fashioned dress that made her look like a giant doll.  After another moment, Vaggie recognized this demoness as the overlord Velvet with the TV-headed Vox standing right beside her.

Despite knowing their reputations, Vaggie simply glared at them both.

Velvet ignored the glare and snapped another photo.

“Oh, I love that angry expression on your face,” Velvet cheered as she snapped more photos.  “Come on.  Give me that glare!  Show me all your hatred now!  Now, let’s have a selfie!”

Velvet put her arm around Vaggie and held up her phone to take a selfie, but before she could snap the photo, Vaggie slapped the phone out of her hands causing it to fall towards the stone steps.  A large hand caught the phone and handed it back to Velvet.  

Vaggie looked up to see Vox, the television demon.  Alastor looked upon the scene and let go of Vaggie.

“To her, Vaggie,” Alastor said.

“Hey!” Velvet protested. “What was that for?!”

Vaggie shot Velvet a nasty glare and snarled, “I don’t want to be photographed anymore.  Leave me alone!”

“Excuse me!” Velvet replied with an arrogant and bemused smile as she approached the angry moth demon. “Honey, just who do you think you are? Just because you’re attached to an overlord doesn’t mean you don’t owe us any respect.  So, I suggest you drop the attitude before…”

“Velvet,” Alastor interrupted calmly as he took Vaggie’s arm in his.  “If my future wife doesn’t want to be photographed, my future wife will not be photographed.  You will not disrespect her, or I will be asking you to leave the auction.”

Velvet relented and turned away to pout next to Vox.

“Alastor,” Vox said.

“Vox,” Alastor replied. “How nice to see you.”

Vox scoffed and retorted, “Now, that’s a first.”

“You should know how love changes a man, Vox,” Alastor replied hugging Vaggie closer while she growled unnoticed.

“I never thought I’d see the day when you’d decide to marry, especially not to this pretty little doll. She’s far too pretty and spirited for you,” Vox said, reaching his hand out to Vaggie.  “Come on, sweetheart.  Take my hand.”

Vaggie looked at his hand, looked at his face, and said, “Fuck off.”

Alastor burst out in laughter and held Vaggie tighter, “Oh, Vaggie!  That’s why I love you.”

Even Velvet chuckled in the background.  Vox simply stood up straight and stewed with his wounded pride.

“You two are perfect for each other,” Vox replied passive aggressively.

“Speaking of which, where is Valentino this evening?” Alastor said, letting Vaggie go to wipe tears from his eyes.  “I take it that he did not ride here with you.”

“If you must know, he had some business to take care of, so we rode in separate limos,” Vox said, before a sadistic smirk appeared across his face.  “But I should warn you.  Valentino ain’t happy.  Infringing on an overlord’s contract and stealing the soul of a contractee are ballsy moves even for you, especially considering that contractee was Valentino’s number one moneymaker.”

“You say that like I should be concerned,” Alastor replied with a chuckle.

“ALASTOR!” a loud voice echoed across the courtyard.  

Everyone at the top of the stairs looked over to see Valentino storming out of his limo.  Every fist was clenched, his teeth were grating, and his eyes were settled into a fiery glare.  

Alastor pushed Vaggie behind him just before Valentino grabbed the collar of Alastor’s coat and screamed, “I WOKE UP THIS MORNING TO FIND ANGEL’S SOUL MISSING!  I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE IT, YOU DEER-FACED MOTHERFUCKER!”

Alastor smirked, tilted his head to the side, and said, “Now, Valentino, you’re the one who lost the auction.  Being a sore loser is not going to help anything.”

A laugh track played around them as Valentino dropped Alastor to the ground in front of him.

“You underhanded son-of-a-bitch!” Valentino retorted.  “First, you kidnap Angel and break almost all his bones!  Then, you refuse to hand him over to me or even let me buy him back because ‘I wouldn’t make him miserable enough’ whatever the fuck that means!’ Then, just to add insult to injury, you steal his soul and nullify our contract?!  You’re fucking stupid if you think I’m gonna let you get away with this!”

Without batting an eye, Alastor chuckled maliciously and said, “You don’t have a choice, my good man. You neither have anything I want or anything with which you can threaten me into changing my mind…”

“But that’s where you’re wrong,” Valentino interrupted.  “I know about the deal you have made with the princess regarding her precious hotel. It would be all to easy to destroy. Believe you me.  So, either you give Angel back or me and my boys will be forced to destroy the Happy Hotel…”

“DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!” Vaggie cried angrily.  “If you even look at Charlie, I’ll tear you to fucking shreds!”

“What she said,” Alastor added.

Valentino looked over at Vaggie in surprise at first and then with an amused smile on his face.

“So, you’re Alastor’s new squeeze?” Valentino replied, allowing his angry demeanor to relax.  “Congratulations.”

“Go fuck yourself,” Vaggie replied, narrowing her eyes and balling her fists, causing Alastor to cackle out loud.

“Charming,” Valentino replied sarcastically before turning back to Alastor who had regained his composure. “This is no laughing matter, Alastor. Angel is my number one star!”

“You mean number one sex slave?” Vaggie retorted angrily.  

Valentino scoffed, leaned down to Vaggie’s eye level, and said, “What you call a slave, I call a star. I don’t know what you’ve heard about me at your hotel…”

“I heard enough,” Vaggie interrupted.  “Angel told me everything about you and what you did to him.”

Valentino scoffed again and replied, “Oh, really?  What did he tell you about me?”

SLAP!

Vaggie slapped Valentino across his face, knocking off his glasses and causing Vox and Velvet to gasp in shock.

“That you groomed him, abused him, and turned him into your own personal boy toy!” Vaggie snarled. “You’re a monster!”

Instead of lashing back, Valentino picked up his glasses, put them back on, stood up straight, stared down at Vaggie with a condescending smile on his face, and replied, “That’s what Angel is.  Isn’t he? He made the contract with me.  If he isn’t happy, Angel has no one to blame but himself.”

“YOU MOTHERFUCKING…Hey!” Vaggie screeched as she attempted to strike Valentino again only for Alastor to pull her back next to his side.

“Now, now, Vaggie, that’s enough,” Alastor said holding his bride against his chest.  “You need to watch your temper.”

Vaggie squirmed out of his grip and retorted, “You can fuck right off!”

Valentino snickered at the scene and flashed another condescending smirk as he playfully twiddled his fingers in front of Vaggie’s face and said, “Ooh, you’ve got yourself a fiery little lady there, Alastor.”

Vaggie attempted to bite down on Valentino’s fingers, but Alastor held his hand over her mouth and pulled her back again.

“Vaggie, dear, I must ask you to calm yourself,” Alastor said, using both arms to hold back his angry and snarling bride.

“Or what?!” Vaggie snarled.

“Well…”  said Alastor as he turned Vaggie around, held his hands on top of Vaggie’s bare shoulders, and flashed a devilish smile.  “I will order Angel’s family to give him extra therapy.”

Valentino’s expression changed from bemusement to intrigued as he said, “Angel’s family.  Is that who you sold him to?”

Vaggie growled angry at both the sons-of-bitches standing in front of her.

Just then, to make matters worse, Henroin and Arackniss climbed out of their limo and walked up the stairs.

Vaggie directed her angry glare away from the two overlords and over to the two spider demons approaching them.

“Good evening, Alastor,” Arackniss said, having reached the top of the stairs first.  

Alastor smiled and greeted him back, “Good evening, Spider Family.  Are you two ready to pick up your item?”

Henroin reached the top of the stairs and replied, “Not quite yet.  We can take Anthony home after the auction.  Arackniss and I wanted to stick around to enjoy food and see what other items you were bidding on.  Is that alright?”

“Of course,” Alastor said grandly gesturing to the door behind him.  “Come on in and make yourselves at home.”

“Wait,” Valentino interrupted.  “You’re Angel’s Family?”

“Yeah,” Arackniss replied, looking apathetically into the eyes of the much taller overlord. “What’s it to ya?”

Vaggie began trembling in anger only for her fiancé to hold her back against his waist once more.

Valentino’s demeanor instantly changed as an opportunistic smile flashed across his face.

“Don Henroin…” Valentino said.

“Yes?” Henroin replied.

“You know who I am. Don’t you?”

“Yeah, so?”

“So, I was wondering if there was any way you could be persuaded to give me your son.  As an overlord, I am well-connected, so I promise I could make it worth your while…”

“No,” Henroin interrupted.

Valentino paused, looking absolutely stunned.

Arackniss shrugged and said, “I’m going inside.  Dad and I will let you know when we’re ready to see my little brother.”

“Wait, he’s your little brother?” Valentino replied.

Arackniss rolled his eyes, tipped his hat to Alastor and Vaggie, and said, “Good evening, doll,” to Vaggie as he passed by them, Vox, and Velvet and entered the manor.

Valentino immediately turned back to Henroin and said, “Sir, your son is quite the performer.  He’s my number one star in fact.  Wouldn’t it be more profitable to the both of us if you shared your son with me?  I’d be willing to split half the profits I earn from his work with you.  What do you say?”

Valentino reached out a hand only for Henroin to scoff and say, “We’re not keeping him gay…”

“Why not?” Valentino asked in surprise.  “It’s so good for business.”

“I don’t care about your business,” Valentino replied walking past Henroin and his two friends. “We’re turning my son into a full-functioning member of the family.  We ain’t letting him stay as he is.  After his doctor gives him his treatment, my son’s going to be normal whether he likes it or not.”

Valentino followed Henroin into the manor followed by Vox and Velvet and shouted after him, “What the hell is that supposed to mean?!”

Vaggie growled angrily wondering how she was going to help Angel, but her expression changed as she noticed another spider.  This one was a woman, completely pink with a heart on her bosom, striped on her limbs, poofy hair, and a black dress over her body.

Alastor cocked his head in confusion and asked, “And who might you be, young lady?  You look awfully familiar.  Did you come here with anyone?”

“The name’s Molly,” the spider demoness replied.  “My Dad and my brother just walked in ahead of me.”

“Oh!” Alastor exclaimed. “You’re part of the Spider family! That certainly explains the resemblance! I didn’t realize Angel had a sister…”

“I’m his twin,” Molly interrupted determinedly taking another step towards Alastor.  “Where is my brother?”

Vaggie looked at her attentively without saying a word.

“Why, he’s with the other items,” Alastor replied.  “But don’t worry, my dear.  You’ll get to see him.”

Molly blinked her large eyes, puffed out her lips, and asked sadly, “Is there any way I might see him now, Mr. Alastor, sir?”

Completely unphased, Alastor replied, “Later, my dear.”

“Your brother’s in trouble!” Vaggie managed to get out before Alastor pulled her more closely to his side and gave her a reprimanding glance.

“I know,” Molly replied quietly.  “You must be Vaggie…”

“Indeed, she is,” Alastor interrupted, taking Vaggie’s arm and practically dragging her to the front door. “Now, come along, my lovely ladies. All the guests have arrived and it is time to begin the dinner!”

Vaggie and Molly shared one more nervous glance before Molly nervously followed Vaggie and Alastor inside.

[masaru2042]

King of the Monsters is the Best Season of Game of Thrones Ever!

When I came out of the theater, I hadn't had warm and fuzzies about a movie in...I can't tell you how long.  And this movie gave me warm and fuzzies.  And this is despite the nay-sayers and the idiot critics who are slamming this movie.  Just a little FYI here, Godzilla beat out Aladdin for the #1 spot.  Godzilla pimp-slapped the Mouse into second place opening weekend.  And I approve of this.

But despite all the critics REEEEING over Godzilla and calling it garbage, I'm gonna tell you this movie is awesome and is worth your money.  And if you have a $5 dollar Tuesday like me because you have a Cinemark Cinema in your town...and you're worried about shelling out too much money for something you think you might not like...go see it on Tuesday, pay the 5 bucks, and then see why I said it's worth every cent.  And then go back and see it again full price if you want to.

So like any review I've done, usually I review a movie that I found bad and wanna shit all over it.  It is my thing, after all.  I mean see what all I've said about Godzilla Final Wars and everyone got pissy at me for hating on Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah 1991 and why I said I like GMK so much better...

And of course me shitting on Minya every time I mention Godzilla, because I hate that shit stain...I'm gonna actually give a positive review.

I mean the last movie review I did was Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and...well...

It’s safe to say I really hated that movie.

But this one, I didn’t.

Just remember, this movie is worth every cent of your money.   You did it!  You did it, Hollywood!  You finally made a REAL GODZILLA MOVIE!  COMPLETE WITH THE ACTUAL GODZILLA THEME SONG!  And the Blue Oyster's Go, Go, Godzilla at the end.  And yes, there's even Mothra's theme song.  And I was singing it during the movie.  To anyone out there who said it couldn't be done...Cough-Steven Spielberg-Cough...we did it!  America has finally made a real Godzilla movie!  You also made the first Godzilla movie that actually gave a proper jump scare...and Godzilla was the one who did it, and I actually jumped!  10/10!  You made me jump at a jump scare and I don't usually jump at jump scares.   And yes, there was one, and it's at the beginning but...it's good.   First Godzilla movie to have a genuine jump scare that actually made me jump.  Thank you, movie! So, how does it start out. Well, it starts out in 2014 and we're following a family called the Russel Family.  No sign of the Brody family, but that's probably because they finally got eaten by sharks because...JAWS, damn it!  And also the Brody family was dull, save for Brian Cranston, and why the fuck didn't G2014 keep Brian Cranston in there? Anyway, we have Mark Russel, Emma Russel, and their daughter Madison Russel...who is played by the actress from Stranger Things...Millie Bobby Brown. I'm gonna refer to her as Eleven from here on out because that's who I know her the most as.  And yes, next month, Stranger Things is coming back to Netflix, and I'm gonna be watching that.  There's also Eleven's little brother, but he only appears in photographs because he ended up getting squashed by Godzilla's foot in San Francisco...so...I'm not gonna bother to learn his name.  Interesting to note, the actor who plays Mark...played Bruce Baxter from King Kong 2005.  But I barely recognize him...so, he doesn't get a quirky name. We do have Ken Watanabe returning as Ishiro Serizawa.  Who I suspect is actually the sun of Daisuke Serizawa...though Daisuke is a completely different kind of person in the MonsterVerse than what he was in the original Gojira.

Okay, so, we cut to about 5 years later, so 2019 and we meet up with Eleven and her mom and El is contacting her dad who is not with them.  He's studying wolves.  And they have a little email convo, Dad's worried about his wife, El is worried about Dad, and so on.  And I like how they build things up here because we don't realize that Eleven and her mom are in China studying Mothra's egg.  Until we hear Mothra's call, and yes it is very recognizable.  I suspect that there weren't veteran Godzilla fans like myself in the theater with me, so, pretty much every fan moment in this movie was something I would recognize but would mostly fall flat on most viewers.  The monster calls and the music.   Except for King Ghidorah's call...they were trying to do his call but...to be honest, it sounded like a bad mix of Heisei Ghidorah and the version they used in Final Wars.  With a little Showa in there.  The most perfect Ghidorah call was done in GMK.  It made him sound powerful, big, and kept the iconic call.  However, King Ghidorah's design looks rather interesting.  It's more of an updated version of Heisei Ghidorah than any of the other Ghidorahs.  Even more interesting is that the three heads all have their own separate personalities.   How can I explain them?  This fan art done by Michael J Larson just might help.

I present to you, Moe, Larry, and Curly.  Legendary turned King Ghidorah into the Three Stooges.  And here's the funny bit, Moe is the middle head, while Curly is the one on the right, and Larry is the one on the left.  And just like in Three Stooges fashion, Moe hates Curly a lot.  He even bops Curly a few times to pretty much make a point on just who these thee heads represent.

Rodan's call didn't sound much like Rodan's call either, but, I'm not a big Rodan fan, so I forgave it.

So, Eleven and Mom here goes down into a cave where Mothra's egg is so they can witness Mothra being born.  And of course call the giant moth-like creature...Mothra.  Because yeah.  We need to state that.  Complete with Mothra's theme!

Well Mom's got a gadget that seems to be able to create a signal that makes the monster docile, and lo and behold it works! And then Tywin Lannister shows up!

This is Charles Dance's character Alan Jonah...you know, like the whale...however, I'm gonna stick with Tywin Lannister.  Because that's who he is!  Well, Tywin kidnaps mom and Eleven.  Tywin actually is trying to be a little nice to Eleven, even making a silly face at her.   Which I thought was cute.  Until she flipped Tywin off...because yes, Eleven can do that to Tywin!  She's probably the only person who can flip Tywin Lannister the bird!  Anyone else would have been beheaded.

Apparently Tywin now runs an eco-terrorist group who are a bunch of nihilists.   And they wanna release King Ghidorah for the purpose of ending the suffering that man has caused the planet.  So...Anime Godzilla Xaliens? Really, Tywin?  The Dragon has three heads, but apparently you merely wanted to end the Targaryan dynasty just to set up the new Ghidorah dynasty.  Well, to tell you the truth, King Ghidorah would make a better ruler than Bran the Broken, so he has my vote on that.  Honestly, this whole movie is like the best Game of Thrones climax ever!  With a little Stranger Things mixed in for good measure.

And King Ghidorah...or rather Ghidorah as they call him in the movie...is actually located in Antarctica.  Because of course he is.  How did he get there?  We don't know.  He is a space monster just like he usually is, and he also wants to fuck over everything on planet Earth, like usual.  But this time...it's him doing it, and not someone controlling him...or rather...that device they call Orca sends out a call at first controls him, but the he's like "Naw, man, I'm my own boss."  And really fucks over Tywin's plans.  Because King Ghidorah at least listened to Olena Tyrell's suggestion of "Be a Dragon."  And he pretty much shows how much he is a dragon, rather than what Danaerys did until the very last minute.  Yes, I won't stop the Game of Thrones comparisons, shut up!  So, apparently, Ghidorah has the Queen of Thorns on his side and she's been talking into his ear more than Mamma Russel's Orca's machine has.  And to show Olena how much of a dragon he is, King Ghidorah eats a few humans as he is freed.

No, I'm serious, King Ghidorah eats people!  Olena would be proud.

He also doesn't listen to Tywin Lannister.  And neither did Aerys, but that's only because Aerys didn't want Cercei to marry Rhaegar.  So, Tywin pretty much gave that dragon a middle finger and decided to get with another three headed dragon...a literal three headed dragon, and they're gonna fuck up the planet, yo!  Until Olena Tyrell started talking to King Ghidorah about playing the Game of Thrones, and now King Ghidorah uses his magic monster call to literally "Call the Banners!"   I'm fucking serious!  There is a reason why the Game of Thrones references will not stop!  King Ghidorah pulls a Rob Stark and turns to Maester Lewin.

King Ghidorah: "Maester Lewin..."

Lewin: "Yes, your Grace."

King Ghidorah: "Call the banners."

Lewin: "All of them?"

King Ghidorah: "All of them."

And the ravens fly!

Meanwhile, Daddy Russel got wind of his wife and daughter being kidnapped, as well as Orca being used to summon King Ghidorah and well, he seems to have a big beef with the monsters in general.  Apparently, he has a bone to pick with Godzilla for the death of his son.   And he wants to Inigo Montoya Godzilla's ass.  The problem is, he's about the size of Godzilla's talon, so I don't think that duel is gonna work very well.  However, it's here where we get to the jump scare that works and why I loved it.  You see, in this scene, we're in an underwater Monarch base where they discuss what they want to do with Godzilla.  Russel is on the "let's kill the bastard" boat along with the American military, and Serizawa is more on the boat of...we becoming Godzilla's adopted children in which he protects from other threats out there.  Or rather...his pets.  Which of course doesn't go very well over with the Americans.  Because...

You honestly think we're gonna be Godzilla's little pet humans, Serizawa?  HELL NO!

But I chock that up to poor translation since English isn't Serizawa's first language.  And maybe that came out wrong.  Anyhoo...yeah, Godzilla's pets.  No.  I like you, big guy, but I ain't gonna be your cat.

So, while we're in this underwater base, Godzilla decides to show up!  And they start pointing their guns at him...which kinda pisses him off.   While Russel here hates Godzilla, even he knows it's not wise to go and pick a fight with him without a plan, so he even tells the guys to stand down, which they do.  And then we have a moment where Godzilla slowly inches close to the glass and Russel and the King of the Monsters have some kind of moment.  And to tell you the truth, it's a better moment than what we had with Brody and Godzilla.  Well, Godzilla at first slinks back into the darkness...and everything seems fine.  And this is where the jump scare happens.  They don't draw it out to where you expect a jump scare to happen, like...most jump scares do.  That's how you know it's a bad jump scare, they draw it out for so long that you know it's gonna jump out and get you.   You're just waiting for it to happen.  Here?  Nope, the moment you think everything is okay, Godzilla jump scares you by just suddenly swimming by the glass.

And that's it.

And I did not expect it at all!

That's how you jump scare people!  Again, this shows why Godzilla is King of the Jump Scares! There is no lingering shot, there is no "he's still there, he's still there, he's still there...he's still there..."  It just comes right out of nowhere like a jump scare does.  And I did jump.  So again, good work, movie.

And I will say I like Russel as well.  Yeah, he's in the "I hate Godzilla and I wanna see him dead" boat, but it's not taken to ridiculous extremes like you'd think it would be.  He's smart, he knows when to fold them if he has to, which in Godzilla movies...is a good thing.  You see, Godzilla movies tend to have characters like Russel be so over the top moronic in their hatred...you just wanna skip right over them and get to the monster fight.  Russel is not one of these characters.  His wife on the other hand...is an idiot, and I might as well address her.

She's flawed, and I'm glad we have for once a flawed female character in a world of female protagonists have to be perfect awesome people so that the feminazis can relate to them.

 Apparently, the SJWs didn't really affect this movie much, and I'm grateful for that.  Yeah, I had one guy tell me how he hated that Ghidorah wasn't called King and that he wasn't really a he...but an it.  But I had to remind him that pretty much that's all the monsters.  Including Godzilla.  And Ghidorah's first movie was Ghidorah the Three-headed Monster in which this movie is a bit of a remake of.  But not quite.  In fact, I went into this movie thinking it was going to be a remake of that movie.  Right down to Eleven being maybe a person possessed by some supernatural being who wanted to warn everyone about King Ghidorah's coming.  She wasn't at all.  I half expected Tywin to be some guy trying to assassinate her and he wasn't.  And I thought Rodan would team up with Mothra and Godzilla against King Ghidorah after Mothra smacked their asses around and talked about friendship and the heart of the cards and shit, but he didn't and neither did Mothra.  Mothra was on Godzilla's side, but not Rodan.   Rodan was on King Ghidorah's side!  He was one of the banners Ghidorah had Maester Lewin send a raven to.  And another one of those ravens went to Nevada of all places and to...and I'm shocked to say this...Kumonga!   Yes, our giant spider from the 60's Showa era has returned in the American reboot!  And much like his Final Wars counterpart, he decided to be in the American Southwest.  Maybe he liked Cowboys or something.   We also had a giant mammoth creature rising out of Wyoming.  And another MUTO.  Why, Legendary?  Why another MUTO?  I guess we needed to reuse an asset or something.  Well, it wouldn't be a Godzilla movie if we didn't.  So...you're checking off the marks here, Legendary.  We even have stock footage in the form of clips!  They are checking off all the Showa marks!

So, while King Ghidorah is flying around in a hurricane he created (totally awesome) and telling Lewin to call his Banners, we suddenly find out that Mamma Russel was actually the mastermind behind this whole "the Dragon has Three Heads" thing.  Yeah, Tywin Lannister wasn't the guy in charge, it was Ma Russel.  And she managed to convince Eleven that this is for the well being of mankind.  You see, she wants the monsters to basically cull the humans and our evil technology, and return the world to a more peaceful time where we were subsistence farmers worshiping giant monsters as gods?  Because that was a more peaceful time?

And this is why she's an idiot.  And her ideas is batshit crazy!  The world has never been more at peace now than any other era.  I'm not kidding about that.  Yeah, we're polluting the planet, and we need to cut back our carbon footprint, but to be honest here...the planet was much warmer during the time of the Dinosaurs than it is currently NOW.   And while I've touted about the lessons of the P-T Extinction Event, aka the Great Dying, in which a flood basalt in Siberia started an out of control greenhouse that resulted in nearly 90% of all life on the planet dying, including the life in the oceans, and set our planet in a biological to be resetted in a way...and that was caused by just the temperature rising on top of all the nasty gasses put into the atmosphere by said flood basalt...I don't think that just going back to subsistence farming is gonna solve the problem, lady.  In fact, it's stated even if we just stop all the polluting now, the damage has already been done.  There is no stopping it.  And NO!  Suddenly causing the entire planet to just become more radioactive is not gonna solve your problem either.  She honestly believed that radiation is some miracle grow fertilizer.  When, no it isn't.   And Carl Sagan can tell you why!  Did you not listen to Threads?  Did you not watch that movie, lady?  I feel like I need to sit you and Final Wars Godzilla down and you both watch that movie together to see why just pumping a bunch of radiation into the atmosphere is not gonna help things.  Final Wars Godzilla needs to learn that we understand the message of nuclear war.  Threads has told us that.  And you, you moronic bitch, need to learn the lesson of radiation will make farming HARDER!

And apparently for a scientist, she's never heard of the Red Forest of Chernobyl.

If you want to know what it looks like to an entire ecosystem when it's been bombarded by radiation...just radiation alone...

See those red trees?  That is caused by massive amounts of radiation being released upon a forest.

Again, I prove why I know more about radiation than anyone who makes a Godzilla movie.  But this time, I will forgive it because this lady is actually stupid and everyone else is far more intelligent in regards to dealing with radiation.  Seriously, how did this woman get a doctorate in which she ended up working for an organization built to study monsters from a time when the Earth was "more radioactive" as it's was stated in this universe's past? And unless you wanna die from cancer or bleeding out your ass, you need to sit your ass down and shut the fuck up.   But thank god this woman is basically the villain and a stupid one at that.  Even Tywin Lannister got tired of her shit.   And Eleven just figured out her mother is a loon.

Basically, Tywin Lannister makes more sense than crazy lady, because well, he at least just wants to release the monsters and wipe out humanity as a whole.  In which the radiation will certainly do that.  So, he's pretty much on the bar on the consequences of what will actually happen more than the idiot bitch.  He just wants to make it happen because he's seen enough evidence of what humans are like, and he's tired of it.  Which I can respect.  Not the whole genocide thing, but the whole...I'm not doing this to "save humanity from itself thing" like crazy moron had pretty much talked herself into...to the point of stupidity and forgetting what radiation actually will do to humans and the ecosystem. Sure, maybe the ecosystem was actually more hardy against radiation in this universe than in our own...but still...that doesn't resolve the issue that TODAY'S plants and animals are not hardy against it! Well our Monarch heroes show up to where Rodan was popping out of that volcano like in the trailer, and we finally get to the first fight.   Monarch leads Rodan to the storm and King Ghidorah, hoping to just have the two fight...but they don't.  Because Rodan is on Ghidorah's side.   So, it's up to Godzilla to take this false king down.  And he does!  He literally pulls a Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah 1991 and decapitates Ghidorah's head!

Well...the United States has a plan to finally put all three monsters down and it's....

The Oxygen Destroyer

Okay, this is where I'm gonna have to gripe.  Because this thing is the single most stupid idea ever!  But at least it does have a pay off in the stinger at the end when everyone basically states that the Gulf of Mexico is now devoid of fish.  However, the existence of this weapon in this movie is uncalled for.  But I suppose it's meant to set up the scene where Serizawa decides to sacrifice himself to bring Godzilla back onto the field.  And to be honest, it's not needed. King Ghidorah could just be enough to knock Godzilla out for a few rounds while he goes on his little mayhem run and Serizawa can still sacrifice his life to revive Godzilla from that horrid beating.  You don't need this thing in this movie, guys!  You don't!  You put it in there because you had that little teaser a few years back showing the Oxygen Destroyer in an old Monarch location and people were speculating it.   So, you had to give us something.

And people wonder why my Game of Thrones references are happening in this review...because...this is Clegane Bowl, people.  This is Clegane Bowl and how stupid Dumb and Dumber made it.  It comes out of nowhere because the fans were expecting it, and you didn't even bother to set it in the Dragon pits and fill it to the brim with chickens.  We are disappointed with you!

However, I did get a laugh out of it.   Military guy: "We have this weapon we've been developing.  It's called the Oxygen Destroyer!  We're gonna use it on these monsters."

Thanks, America, you just killed all the fish in the Gulf.  You morons!

And it didn't work on King Ghidorah because he's an alien. Tell Kiryuu Knight that!  He managed to stick his Oxygen Destroyer into King Ghidorah and it worked like magic.

However, I will say that you're not the only ones who did something stupid with the Oxygen Destroyer, Legendary.  Kiryuu did to in Halo 3 Different.  He had the thing with him, took it to High Charity, and then forgot that he had it.  Yeah, I'm capable of my idiot moments in writing as well.   But I noticed that no reader really noticed the Oxygen Destroyer was even mentioned in that story...so, can't complain.

Well the Oxygen Destroyer also didn't really kill Godzilla, however it did wound him enough that he retreated to the bowels of the Earth to recover.  Basically Hollow Earth theory.  Or rather, not really.  They call it Hollow Earth Theory, but it really isn't.  I know Hollow Earth Theory because I love poking fun at morons who claim stupid shit.   Hollow Earth Theory looks like this.

See that?  That's a sun instead of a molten core.  This is the theory touted by racists like Hitler and Lewis Farakhan.   The thing the MonsterVerse came up with is more like...the crust is made out of Swiss cheese.  Rather than the Earth being hollow.  Basically, the Earth is Tennessee.  Tennessee's crust is made out of Swiss cheese, and now these guys applied that to the entire planet.  But no, the Earth isn't really hollow in the MonsterVerse, not the way the actual Hollow Earth Theory states.  And that has been my biggest problem with the nomenclature they use for this theory in this universe.  but I guess Swiss cheese Earth didn't really catch on as good as Hollow Earth.   So Godzilla falls through one of these Swiss cheese holes and King Ghidorah regrows his head.  Holy shit!  However, I noticed, to regrow his head, he had to be sitting on a volcano with his storm raging over him.  So...he's drawing power from somewhere to regrow that head, which is why he probably can't regrow his entire body from a single severed head in the totally not gonna make Mecha-King Ghidorah with Tywin Lannister as the pilot stinger. And he's calling his banners.

So this is where we have our Serizawa sacrifice scene.  They go into one of the Swiss cheese holes after Mothra in her full glory appears and starts raining down her prettiness on top of the water to guide them to where Godzilla is...complete with her theme of course...and the guys find out some very ancient ruins of a civilization long gone.  These ruins appear to be a hodgepodge of Egyptian, Mesoamerican, Mesopotamian, Eutruscan, Celtic creation.  Why are they down there, why haven't we seen these things before, and is this the Lost City of Atlantis...I'm banking it's Atlantis.  And the Atlantians worshiped Godzilla...before they all moved to Georgia and built the greatest airport mankind has ever seen.

It's all connected, I tell you!

LAX has nothing on Atlanta!

And the closer to where Godzilla is sleeping, the more radioactive it becomes.  They decide to deliver a nuke to him to wake him up because nukes feed Godzilla.  But the battle with Rodan and King Ghidorah damaged the sub's launching bay and they have to deliver it manually.   So Serizawa draws the short straw, gives Papa Russel his notes on Godzilla, and decides to go in and give Godzilla the pick me up he needs.  But not before Serizawa boops the Goji snoot.  Which is cute. And going back to think on it.  At least Serizawa gave Godzilla much deserved pats.  Because he's a good boi, damn it!  Unlike Jon who...only gave Ghost pats at the last second!

Why you so mean, Jon?!

It seems Godzilla is very much aware of our existence.  As he's shown even in the 2014 film to notice those tiny ants under his feet.  He is very much aware of the humans, and even after he awakens...to the sound of this...

Since when did we import Akira Ifukube into this thing?

Okay, are you trying to show how awesome you are to us G-fans, movie, because we get it!  We get it!  You are awesome.   Thank you for that.

Alright, so Goji theme going on and Godzilla starts heading to where King Ghidorah is.

Meanwhile, Tywin Lannister and his eco-lions along with crazy bitch and Eleven are in Boston of all places.  While King Ghidorah is making a mess out of Washington DC.

But he is making a mess out of the place and according to the scientists, he's also trying to reformat the planet to suit his needs. In Boston, Eleven decides to steal the Orca and head into Red Sox Stadium.  She hooks it up to the massive broadcaster speakers to signal to King Ghidorah to come to Boston.  And it works.  Unfortunately.   Godzilla also gets that signal and he heads for it too.   Papa Russel then gets the idea of rather than letting the Gods duke it out in the Red Sox stadium, it's probably time for the humans to show Godzilla that they are on his team.  And so...by the power of Akira Ifukue...Godzilla and Monarch charge into battle.  And no, not kidding about that either.  They charge in with Godzilla's theme song playing in the background.  And yes, Godzilla knows they are on his team.  You can tell.  You can seriously tell.  Godzilla is surrounded by military planes and he's like "These guys are with me!"

I'm literally getting Godzilla vs. Hedorah vibes from this because Godzilla and the military actually did team up to defeat Hedorah.  And not only that, but Godzilla acknowledged humans several times in that movie.  And yes, this movie is actually dedicated to Banno, who was the director of Godzilla vs. Hedorah.  So, I approve.  And so would he.  And it's explained in the movie why Godzilla recognizes the humans as his allies.  The Orca's signal is not only mixed with the call of an alpha "titan" as the kaiju are called in the movie, but also the voice of humans.  Because we're the alpha predators of this planet!  So, Godzilla, obviously hearing not only that sound, but also seeing human dominance all over the place has pretty much recognized humanity as a partner species.  And apparently he also recognizes Mothra as a fellow partner species that helps him keep the order, so he now has "imprinted" that status onto humans as well.   We're not his pets, Serizawa, we're his partner.  I knew the Serizawa's English was off on that.  But it reaches the coexistence he is trying to achieve. Mothra also joins the fight, but a bit later when Rodan starts fucking Godzilla's shit over.  Meanwhile, Godzilla is building up for a finishing move on Ghidorah...and because of that, there's a timer.  Papa Russel wants to go in and save Eleven before that timer runs out.  And I'm suspecting Godzilla knows this because he's actually holding back a bit.  It's severely hinted that Godzilla knows this.  At least to me it is.  Like Russel shot Godzilla a message or something.

Russel: "Can you keep that thing busy, Godzilla?  I gotta save my daughter!"

Godzilla: "Sure, but not for long.  I'll give you 10 minutes, tops!  But after that, I gotta unleash this nuclear pulse, or else I might blow myself up if I don't."

Russel: "Ten minutes! Got it!"

Again, not that I mind, but Eleven has Arya Stark plot armor, so...she'll be fine.  However, the plot armor is a staple of Godzilla.  So, not that gripey about it either.  Honestly, when dealing with Godzilla, no character, not even the main ones, should have plot armor.   Unless they are so far away from the fight it wouldn't matter.

That rule goes for you as well, Toho!  Especially with that whole 24 week long half life thing you had in Shin-Godzilla!  Plot armor was the only thing keeping those boring characters alive, because it sure wasn't their hazmat suits.  Those things looked like they were made out of tissue paper.  Which wouldn't help in dealing with rads that high.  Even my mother would know that!

So, if 24 week long half life could get a pass on not killing characters in that shit of a movie, this much better one can get a pass on Eleven not dying.

Meanwhile, crazy bitch Russel finally decides to do something of actual merit and go after her daughter.  And Tywin lets her.  Because that's not his problem.  Just as long as she doesn't take his men with her...he doesn't give a shit. 

He really doesn't give a shit.

So that's it for Tywin, we don't see him again until the Stinger, but I've revealed that already.   So crazy bitch goes after her daughter, Papa goes after his daughter, and they end up finding the Orca all smashed up.  And Godzilla is not doing very well in the fight.  He is obviously holding that nuclear pulse in. And yes, it is a nuclear pulse.  He's like: "Russel, hurry up! I can't hold this fart in!"

Mothra punctures Rodan in the chest with her stinger.  And honestly, she's GMK Mothra.  Which is cool.  However, she does end up dying during this fight in the attempt to help Godzilla get back on his feet.  But like always, she is basically a phoenix and will rise from the ashes through another egg. King Ghidorah is kicking Godzilla's ass all over the place.  And when the Russels finally reunite and fix the damned Orca, they turned it on and lead King Ghidorah away from Godzilla long enough for Godzilla to unleash his secret weapon that I spoiled.  The nuclear pulse!  And it is glorious!  He goes red like Burning Godzilla from Godzilla vs. Destroyah, but...it's so much cooler.  This red burning look isn't because he's gonna die, it's him charging up his new weapon.  And that nuclear pulse is...basically like an atomic blast!  Right down to the shearing of flesh from bones!  Unfortunately, crazy bitch basically dies in the fire, leaving Russel and Eleven to watch from a distance as Godzilla incinerates King Ghidorah.

And for good measure to make sure Ghidorah doesn't come back...GODZILLA EATS KING GHIDORAH!  That has never happened in any Godzilla movie.   EVER.  Clap!  This Godzilla is just the most brutal of any Godzilla.  I think GMK Goji might have to bow to this king since he EATS his foes!

And Godzilla stands over a demolished Boston, roars in triumphant.  And as the other kaiju show up, he pretty much pulls a Robert Baratheon.

As if the Game of Thrones references couldn't stop there. So, Godzilla reveals himself to be King Robert Baratheon, which works out because Tywin Lannister is wanting to take him down.   So, I'll describe the stinger at the end of the movie.  We show Tywin Lannister and his eco-lions walking into a bunker and the guy is explaining that after the Oxygen Destroyer, the fishing in the Gulf is shit now.  Because yeah.  It would be.  It's the Oxygen Destroyer.   Well, as he walks into a large room, we see King Ghidorah's only remaining head with flies buzzing around it. And it looks exactly like the scene from Godzilla vs. Mecahgodzilla 1993 when General Aso and a team of scientists come into a room with Mecha-King Ghidorah's head in it...saying "We have it now, a robot to kill Godzilla."

And this is why I think Tywin Lannister is gonna build himself Mecha-King Ghidorah...and take over Westeros.

So all in all, I really look forward to Game of Thrones season 10.  It really is shaping up to probably the best season we're ever gonna get.   And Season 9 of Game of Thrones ended with a huge bang.  I was really satisfied with what they did.  Tywin's back!  And he's backing the real Dragon...with the Three Heads.  I don't think Maester Aemon thought the dragon having three heads meant King Ghidorah, but as George RR Martin stated...prophesies do end up biting your prick off.

So, what do you all think Season 10 of Game of Thrones is gonna be like?

All joking aside, I loved this movie.  I really did.

And continuing the Game of Thrones comparisons, the night fight shots in this film...10 times better than The Long Night of Season 8 of Game of Thrones.  Why?  BECAUSE YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE FIGHT! But if I have one true gripe to say about it...aside from the Oxygen Destroyer...it's that this movie happened BEFORE Godzilla vs. Kong.

No, I'm serious on this.  This movie sounds like it should have been done after Godzilla vs. Kong.   And I did kinda hated that King Ghidorah had to die in this movie, rather than return as an actual threat again later.

But who knows....we do have that head left over, so anything can happen.

[hazbintrashbin]

The Tale of a Moth and a Spider

Once upon a time, there was a young lady.

Said young lady sits on the window pane. In her hands she holds some sort of craft, and is finishing up the last touches with a couple more frantic sews. She pricks her finger and hisses, shoving her wounded finger into her mouth for a second —just a quick second!— only to go right back to sewing.

She was but a passing scalleywag, however, due to unforeseen events, ended up requested to go to a ball.

Finally, she finished her craft! She went over to the nightstand and looked into the mirror. Glaring at her one golden eye, she grimaces. “There is no way in the nine circles of hell I will allow myself to go through with this.” She took up her eyepatch from a coatrack, and slipped it over her other eye. This eye was no good, and not quite a sight to see… it was better this way.

This young lady was a pirate, and the most fearsome of them all.

She pulled her hat from beneath the bed and fastened it onto her belt, throwing a rather large coat over herself. She grabbed her small pouch and heaved her bag onto her back. She was ready to go.

At said ball, Princess Charlie had made a decree: the one she’d marry was none other than Vaggie, who happened to be —

“...Me.” Vaggie takes a moment to facepalm, groaning in frustration. Why did she have to choose her, of all people? Why not Lord Alastor? Or Lord-Sir Pentious? Or Duchess Nifty, or Lady Bomb? Hell, even Lord Husk would be a better fit! But not her, not Captain Vaggie —no way! Vaggie may be an airborne entity by nature, but she belongs on the water, gliding the winds into the World That Comes Tomorrow; she wants to keep traveling to smell the spice from every nook and cranny of the world, to seize ships from every yellowbelly daring to cross her, to rough house with every sorry squadron atop the floorboards and to sleep facing the stars, all while her ship, the Sea Moth, rocks gently: as if it were a giant cradle. Yes, that is where Vaggie belongs. Not standing beside some cheesy, smiling two-faced, tomato-cheeked—

“—snout-nose-having, bow tie NO collar-wearing, ghostface, pretty-pretty-Princess in constant distress, same ponytail having, no-good shit dripping, class-lacking, dumb look-on-her-face —ugh!”

So, ‘tis be her plan: once the time is right,

Vaggie peeks out the window. All clear; she grabs her makeshift rope and throws it over the edge. She watched it with mild interest as it unfolds all the way down into darkness, where she’d fall into water. From there, she’d have to carefully swim through the moat.

The little moth would fly into the night!

Down and down Vaggie flew as she clutched onto the joined fabrics for dear life. Quickly, she fell right into the water, spinning herself in a way as to make as little noise as possible.

Princess Charlie would be heartbroken, for her spark had flown like a kite,

Vaggie swam and quickly pulled herself up onto land, and dashed into the dark woods looming over the castle. They were menacing and silent. However, this phased her none: she just wanted to rid herself of this problem and return to her life. After all, she had never expressed to Charlie any desire to be with her —the two hadn’t even dated! No, no, no —more like Princess Charlie took a liking to Vaggie, and figured she’d have everything go her way at the drop of a hat, all because she’s the princess. As if! Vaggie doesn’t abide by such authority. Charlie and her family may be royalty, but they are not a fearsome force to her. Why, she’s seen much worse on her seafaring endeavors!

But Vaggie knew — “Fit like a puzzle” —Them? Not quite.

While running, Vaggie suddenly froze when she heard a snap. She glanced around. All she saw was darkness. It was chilly, and she could still taste a slightly metallic nippyness. Hairs stood up on her body.

But of course, as she stood in the woods so still,

Crack.

Vaggie clutched her spear, which had majestically appeared by command. She glanced around, turning on her heels to look this way and that way. She still saw nothing. She contemplated calling out to this… beast… but decided against it. Let it show itself on its own accord.

A monster has come to give her the chills.

Crick!

Vaggie twirls to the left, and gasps. She backs up immediately, gawking at the large beast towering over her. She watched as it completely revealed itself to her.

Multiple limbs and tall as a Blue Holly,

Vaggie blinked in stupor. The… “monster” held up their four sets of hands in a defensive manner. “Aye, hold your tits, toots.” Vaggie couldn’t help grimacing at this fool. “Ugh, do not call me “toots”.” She said. The fellow demon huffed, and said, “Well, fuck else do I call yah?” Vaggie rolled her eye, lowering her guard some. “Just call me Captain, Fool. And who the hell would you be?” She asked. The man laughed a little. “The one and only, baby; Angel Dust, in the fur!” He puffed his chest out a little, readjusting and re-popping his collar. It was then that Vaggie noticed his particularly tight leather jacket, and the contrasting vividly pink fluff poking out of it. She scoffed, and laughed a little.

Ah, it would seem that this “monster” was simply a folly!

“No, no, I’ve never heard of a so-called Angel Dust.” She said. Her smirk grew wider as he becomes dumbfounded. He cleared his throat and scratched his head. “Bah, whatever. What’s a little bug like you doing in the woods anyway? Yah just askin’ to get squished, huh?” He asked, changing the subject. Vaggie blew a raspberry, dropping her guard to a bare minimum. At this point, she was no longer dealing with a terrifying beast --now, she was only dealing with a funny idiot in the woods.

“As if,” She said, “nothing’s gonna happen to me. I’d love to see anyone try! I do the squashing here, and the conquering.” Angel raises his eyebrows. “Conquering? You some sort of Lord or something, er… or, Lordess or Duchess or whatever?” Vaggie laughed. It was somewhat high-pitched and soft, and hilariously interrupted by the occasional little snort. Angel smiles at her dearly, unbeknownst to the young pirate. She cups her slightly burning cheek after having laughed so genuinely, and shook her head. “That’s stupid. Stupid, but hilarious, to be honest. But, no, I’m not a princess or anything like that.” Vaggie shrugs, leaning against a tree. She makes a face at the man, unaware of how sultry it looks. Or, at least to him it does, but that’s beside the point! “What about you, chump?” She asks. Angel snorts. “Chump? Doll, if I were you, I’d be careful who I’m talkin’ to!” Vaggie looks at him incredulously. “Oh?” She hums. “Oh, yeah, baby. I be royalty!” Angel is clearly oozing with pride, and Vaggie nonetheless rolls her eye at him. Doing this makes her glance at the moon in the split second, and then also to the neighboring planet where the angels dwell. The angels of heaven, that is. Regardless, Vaggie knows she can’t hang around any longer: she’s gonna have to go really soon. She looks back to the strange man before her, and she smiles a little. He’s slowing her down, that’s true… Still, this man is entertaining. In more ways than one, to boot.

“Royalty how?” She asks. Angel grins even wider, and bows. “Lord Dust to you, dame!” He stands, and Vaggie is genuinely surprised. “You’re a Lord? Like, seriously?” Seeing his smug expression never falter in the slightest, she figured it must be true, and gawked. “That’s… something!” Deciding to be a rascal, Vaggie pushes forward. “Hell, seems like everyone’s becoming some sort of Lord or Duke these days! When the hell am I going to get my own estate and stuff?” Angel huffs. “Whenever you marry royalty, I guess.” A moment of silence passes. Suddenly, the air is tense and stiff, and all that sense of comfort that was there before goes out the window.

“So, why are you in the woods? Like, really?” Angel asks again. Vaggie frowns. “It’s a long story…” she sighs. “I was supposed to get married, but it wasn’t exactly a choice I was able to make. More like, the princess just so happened to like me a lot, and took it upon herself to decide for me that I would marry her. Tomorrow! And so…” Vaggie took in a breath and let it all out in one long blow. “And so I decided to run. Run back to my ship, and back to my life!” Angel listened closely, and watches Vaggie kick a nearby pebble. “Ugh, and I bet she was taking that kind of advice from that stupid, son-of-a-tramp Lord Alastor!” Angel tensed up, and noticing this Vaggie frowned even further. “What’s wrong, hun?” She asks. She sounds truly concerned, and Angel was admittedly consoled by this. “Ah, yeah, so about that Alastor fellow? Well, I was supposed to marry him myself, but, ah…” Angel clicks his tongue. “Clearly, that ain’t work out as well as I thought it would. He only accepted my proposal because he and everyone else knew I’d boost his own merit. If we ever got around to joining our estates, he’d have the largest, and would control even more turf than he does now.” He admits. Angel then says, “So, as I think about it, I kinda ran, too. I didn’t want to become his fool, is all.” Angel looks off into the sky, staring at the dimension of Heaven with a distant look. Vaggie began to think. She wondered…

In the heart of the night, two bugs have met,

“Say, where are you going after this?” Vaggie asks. Angel is surprised at the sudden question.

A Moth and a Spider, running from lives of regret;

Angel smirks. “I dunno, probably to rob a bank or some shit, crash at that pussycat’s casino. Why?” Ah, he must be referring to Lord Husk. Vaggie chuckles, and offers a hand.

Then, the little ol’ moth proposed a bet:

“Come with me.”

Angel blushes at her request. “What… Huh?” He stutters. Angel’s smirk had melted from his face, and somehow appeared on Vaggie, who repeated, “Come with me. You said you were gonna rob a bank, right? Why waste your time with that, when you could sail the seas with me? I do things like that all the time —and more!” For a moment, Angel seems reluctant. “Ah, I dunno, I’ve still got an estate to man, and all my employees are stupid, so I can’t trust them for shit. Plus, who’s gonna make sure they do their job and not rob me blind anyway?” He wasn’t so sure about just up and leaving. But the little grey skinned beauty held her ground. “Maybe they will. But come with me, and you’ll have not an estate, but multiple, with workers of all kinds who’ll never think twice about what they do for you! You’ll have ships and towns, even cities dedicated to you! Angel Dust will be the name that makes those ol’ yellowbellys quiver in their panties!” Angel grins at the thought. That does sound inviting. “All that and even greater, you could have!” Vaggie says. She smiled warmly. “We could have it.”

“The Spider and Moth will rule the seas,”

Angel squeezes Vaggie’s hand softly. He brings it to his lips to kiss.

To this, of course, the Spider agrees.

Together they run until they reach the deck’s end,

For a long time they plan to never come again.

When the Princess and Lord will awake to dawn,

The Spider and Moth will be very long gone.

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I’m sorry this really wasn’t supposed to be this long but when you’re a writer at heart, four paragraphs become four pages so WHELP—

[that-mothman-gay-blog]

Sleepover with Mothman

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Indrid was never the most clear when he asked things of Duck. Usually his calls were informing Duck of impending disasters or mishaps, giving him very little time- waiting until the future had a high likelihood. So when the seer called up the lodge, Duck tensed just slightly upon hearing the voice.

”Hello Duck Newton!” The lilted voice chimed over the phone, Duck sporting a small smile at the familiarity. “I do hope I’m not imposing, but I’m going to have to stay at your apartment for a few days.”

Duck opened his mouth for questions, Indrid humming on the other end of the line. “Why? Well, there’s a large snow storm coming up, one that would cause a power outage in the trailer park, and the lack of heat would send me into a sort of coma. And as I’m sure you can understand, that isn’t good.” He informed. “Similarly, I cannot stay at Amnesty Lodge either, as I would immediately become a suspect of Mr. Stern.”

Indrid’s fascination with Duck had been at least slightly clear since the first time he’d called Duck- making a specific request for the man he’d hardly knew. And Duck figured that’s why his brain was questioning why Indrid would like to stay with him of all people- Sure, he couldn’t stay with Aubrey because of her co-residency with Agent Stern, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t bunk with Ned and Billy for a few days.

Now, that didn’t mean Duck was complaining. He actually didn’t mind the company at all- especially if it was Indrid.

No, he was simply confused.

”Well, uh, of course Indrid. When should I come and pick you up?” Duck replied, gaining a curious look from Agent Stern, who happened to be sitting in the lobby. Duck tried to act inconspicuous, but his ability to act was just as good as his ability to lie- meaning that he was fucking awful at it.

“Why, whenever you are able to, of course! Although, Duck, you should stick to the back roads.” Indrid chimed, Duck quirking a brow. Indrid replied just as if the two of them were chatting face to face, the pep in his tone dropping just slightly. “There are several less than favorable futures, most of which can be avoided or delayed if you take the back roads.” He explained.

Duck nodded, taking a moment to fish his keys out of his pocket. “Yeah, got it. I’ll be over soon,” Duck replied. “Or, y’know, whenever.”

That earned him a soft laugh from Indrid- a noise that caused Duck’s breath to catch in his throat. He wasn’t quite sure if he had ever heard the mothman laugh before- and if he had, it had probably just been Indrid laughing to himself. But this time, Duck had caused the noise, and it sounded just a little bit different.

”I’ll be seeing you, Duck.”

Click.

At the noise, Duck set the phone down, calming down his breathing for a moment. As he turned to walk out the lodge’s entrance, he paused, Agent Stern approaching him with that same insinuating look on his face.

Ah, shit.

”Hello Mr. Newton,” He started, the friendly tone in his voice countering the curious and suspecting expression he wore. “As I was reviewing some of the anomalies that have taken place here, I couldn’t but hear you mention the name ‘Indrid’. Did I hear that right?”

Duck swallowed, nodding. There was no use in lying if he was absolute shit at it, and lying to a United States Government Official would probably come with some bad repercussions. Agent Stern smiled, Duck getting a sinking feeling in his stomach.

”Duck Newton, did you know that a particular name, ‘Indrid Cold’, is actually the name of a minor cryptid here in West Virginia?” He asked, an eyebrow quirked, that wide smile on his face. Truthfully, Duck hadn’t known that. After all, the big West Virginia cryptid was Mothman, and he was a staple for Point Pleasant tourism. Though, he supposed in a way, ‘Indrid Cold’ was the name of a West Virginia cryptid- though certainly not a minor one.

”No, Mr. Stern, I did not,” Duck replied, his voice unwavering. He was technically telling the truth, so he didn’t have to worry about that coming up later, right?

”And, pray tell, what is this Indrid’s last name?” Agent Stern asked, causing Duck’s eyes to open wide, his brain racking for any sort of answer.

”Well, uh, Agent Stern, his name- his last name,” Fuck. He couldn’t think of anything. “Is...New...ton. Newton-!” Duck was proud of himself for a solid point one seconds, and then he realized his mistake.

”You two share a last name?” Agent Stern asked, definitely a little more suspecting. Duck smiled sheepishly, nodding. “Are you brothers? Cousins?”

”Uh, Married, actually.”

Duck realized his error not a half a second later, his face going rather pink, his eyes widening in surprise with himself. Agent Stern seemingly had a similar reaction, his eyes widening and his smile faltering just slightly. Duck coughed into the crevice of his elbow, taking a moment to calm himself down.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were gay,” Agent Stern apologized, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck. “I’m thankful you told me though- I can assure you, I have no problem with it either. It simply... it simply caught me off guard.”

“‘S fine, I just- I don’t usually tell people about that sorta thing,” Duck replied, trying to ignore the part of his brain yelling at him to hit himself and curse. “I should probably get going. See ya later, Mr. Stern,”

Duck was quick to scurry over to his car after that, jamming the keys into the ignition and driving away- making sure to follow the back roads as Indrid had instructed.

By the time he had made it to the trailer park, a decent amount of snow had fallen on the ground. The storm had really picked up, flurries caking the town of Kepler. The usual red glow was missing from Indrid’s trailer, and the moment Duck opened his car door, Indrid stepped out.

Surprisingly, the man wasn’t wearing any winter wear, still sporting his usual tank top and jeans. Although, upon facing the bite of the cold, he seemed to regret that. He quickly rushed out from the Winnebago, tugging along a cooler that he shoved into the backseat of the car.

“Need any help?” Duck asked, overcoming the small amount of shock that had hit him. “You must be fucking freezing- here, get in the car, I’ll grab your stuff-“

”N-No, it’s perfectly alright,” Indrid replied, although he was already opening the passenger seat to the car. He supposed that made sense though, considering Duck was already approaching the camper.

As Duck entered the Winnebago, the camper was uncharacteristically cold. Not only that, but as Duck looked around for the rest of Indrid’s luggage, he noted that the camper was far more organized than it usually was. The garbage bin inside was filled to the brim with mostly empty egg nog containers, a few crumpled up drawings precariously piled on top. Duck didn’t bother looking- that felt just a little too personal. But he did make sure to pick up Indrid’s sketch pad.

He found a beat up old backpack in the cramped bedroom, laying neatly on the bed. Duck picked it up, slipping it over his shoulder as he walked back out of the Winnebago and back over to the car.

Indrid was shaking like a leaf from where he sat in the seat, making sure the heat was blowing directly at him. He seemed incredibly sleepy by the time Duck had returned, the man handing over the backpack and the sketch pad.

The sight of Indrid was both concerning and undoubtedly adorable, the man leaning against the door, his eyes half lidded behind his glasses- which were partially down the bridge of his nose. Duck couldn’t help but stare at Indrid’s eyes, noting the almost pearlescent shade of blue. It was striking, interesting, and just after Duck got a good glance he realized he had been staring into Indrid’s eyes.

His face heated up slightly, Duck ignoring that for now as he pushed up Indrid’s glasses, the man turning his head slightly to look at him curiously. He hoped the tinting to the glasses masked the coloration of his face, Duck sporting a sheepish smile. “Well, I can’t have you transformin’ into a giant moth in my car- that would probably be a little conspicuous,” He explained, Indrid nodding dazedly.

Duck hummed, switching the tracks on the CD player, grinning at the eighties rock that played. He did his best not sing along, heading back to his apartment via the backroads. Indrid had warmed up a bit, his voice quiet as he murmured to himself- seemingly making a small chittering noise two seconds before each pothole.

Duck pulled into the apartment complex, parking the car close to the building’s entrance. He parked, moving so that he could get Indrid out of the car, the mothman staying just a little bit longer to soak up some more heat. With a deep breath, Indrid left the vehicle, still making that same chittering noise as Duck quickly guided him up the two sets of stairs to his home.

It sounded almost like a mouse squeak, or a fast, high pitched song Duck didn’t quite know the words to. Indrid’s chittering quieted down as they reached the third floor, his grip on the sketch pad growing tight for just a moment, before returning to it’s lax state. From there, Duck unlocked the door, letting Indrid inside.

“You make yourself comfortable. There’s uh- there’s an electric blanket in the closet if you need it, and a regular one on the back of the couch,” Duck informed, pointing from the closet to the couch. On top of the second blanket sat his cat- a black, fuzzy little kitten. He smiled, filing away the mental image of Indrid buried underneath a bunch of blankets, cuddling his cat. “That’s Kiara. Don’t worry, she’s a sweetheart,”

Indrid nodded, setting down his backpack and taking his sketch pad with him. He hesitantly let the kitten smell him, scooping up the creature and moving for the blanket. Duck smiled, turning around. “I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go grab the cooler,” Duck informed, Indrid nodding.

Duck was back not ten minutes later, the cooler having given him a little bit of trouble as he lugged it up the stairs. He opened the door again, pulling the cooler towards the kitchen.

“Mr. Stern is going to be here soon, Duck,” Indrid commented, Duck turning his head to look back at the seer. He was burried underneath the electric blanket, the second one draped on top of it. Kiara had perched herself on Indrid’s shoulder, huddled against his neck. “If you’d like, your husband can answer the door so that you don’t have to lie.”. The second part caused Duck’s face to go slightly red, an expletive leaving him.

“Shit- Indrid, how in the deep hell did you-?”

”I know many things, both in the future and after they’ve happened,” Indrid replied, fixing his glasses. He reached into his pocket, making sure Duck could see him slip a silver ring onto his finger. He sounded amused, sending Duck a sly look. “Mr. Stern may be a little hard to convince though.”

Before Duck could fully stammer out a reply, Indrid stood up, one of his hands holding the electric blanket close to him, the other holding on to Kiara. He walked over to the door, an extension cord following Indrid as he stepped over to the door, waiting for that tell tale knock. He waited a moment, then opening the door, wincing at the cold.

”Hello- Oh, hello,” Agent Stern greeted, his expression faltering for just a moment at the sight of Indrid, Duck’s face going a little more red from where he stood in his kitchen. He busied himself, transferring egg nog from the cooler to the fridge. He could practically hear the smile Indrid wore as he spoke.

”Oh, why hello there.” He answered, his voice sounding somewhat curious- confused. Despite that, the smile on his face didn’t leave- perhaps being a little off putting. “I don’t believe we’ve met before.”

”I’m looking for-“

”Duck, yes.” Indrid stated, cutting off the agent. Stern nodded, quirking an eyebrow. “You wouldn’t be the first. Believe it or not, Duck is quite popular here in Kepler.”

”Pardon my rudeness, but who exactly are you?” Stern asked, sounding, well, stern.

“Indrid. Indrid Newton, sir,”

“Ah, I see.”

Duck closed up the fridge, not exactly sure where to put the cooler. Unfortunately, the noise had attracted Agent Stern’s attention, the man looking over Indrid’s head. The ranger froze up, Stern’s smile widening as he spotted Duck in the apartment.

“Hello there Mr. Newton!”

”...Hello?” Indrid answered, unable to keep his grin from widening, chuckling to himself. Duck couldn’t help but chuckle, rolling his eyes as he walked up behind Indrid, standing just behind him.

“You’ve been sitting on that one for the passed minute and a half, haven’t you?” He replied, Indrid smiling and nodding.

”Oh, absolutely.”

Indrid leaned over, pecking Duck’s cheek, Duck’s face going a bit red. Indrid laughed, Duck pulling his hat down so that the brim covered his face. Duck wasn’t sure what to make of that- he enjoyed it immensely, but surely it was just to get Stern away and off their backs, right?

For some reason, Duck’s stomach sunk at the thought.

Indrid seemed to sense this, one of his hands wrapping around Duck’s waist, squeezing. “I’m sorry sir, but may we talk later? Duck and I were going to have dinner soon,” Indrid requested, Stern nodding in approval.

“Of course, I’m so sorry for the disruption.” Stern apologized, smiling sheepishly at the two. Indrid waved as Stern walked away, closing the door, his hand lingering on Duck’s waist. The seer turned, setting Kiara down on the floor, pulling Duck into a hug. It left Duck a little choked up, his heartbeat ringing in his ears.

“Indrid, I uh- fuck, Indrid, was-“

”Yes.” Indrid answered, cutting him off. He leaned closer, Duck able to see his hued reflection in Indrid’s glasses. “You’re quite interesting, Duck. You change my futures at the end of each minute, you’re more heroic than you give yourself credit for. You are kinder than I can ever predict, you are smart- Duck Newton, you are simply fascinating.”

Duck wasn’t sure how to react, Indrid laughing softly as he leaned forwards, pecking Duck’s nose. Duck was flustered, and he reckoned he was probably the color of Indrid’s glasses. He was warm, and jittery, and he couldn’t make any words leave his mouth. Indrid took notice of this, his smile calming just a bit, that sly twist staying where it was.

“I suppose this is my way of asking you out, as interesting as it may be.”

Duck tripped over his words, making an effort to reply to Indrid coherently, failing horribly. Eventually he just trailed his hands around Indrid’s waist, hesitantly holding him close, as if the faintest touch would break him. He slowly leaned forwards, Indrid letting him take his time as he kissed him. He could taste vanilla on his lips, probably from the eggnog; Indrid’s lips curled into a tight smile against Duck’s.

Ever since their first face to face interaction, Duck had felt some sort of attraction to him. He’d shoved aside those feelings for the time being- after all, they did have a few disasters to deal with, and romantic actions weren’t exactly top priority. But something about seeing Indrid dragged along the snow as if he was some type of animal- seeing the man injured and helpless- Duck couldn’t stand it. He’d acted on his emotions and freed him, making sure he was okay- making sure he got out of danger.

After the hunt, Duck had spent a while considering his emotions, still a little unsure about it. He would call up Indrid to make sure the man was doing alright, to make sure he was healing properly. It was embarrassing to admit, but it brought him back to his college years, almost. Especially now, with this kiss, almost as if it was the dramatic conclusion to some stupid romcom.

Duck pulled away, slightly dazed as he stared down at Indrid, the cryptid taking a moment to look back up at him. Duck gained a swell of pride- he never thought of himself to be particularly good at anything, but the kiss must’ve been at least decent if he’d gotten Indrid to blush like that.

”Were you able to predict that?”

[insanely-creative-things]

Big Hero 7: The Series

Big Hero 7 S2

City of Monsters Part 2

*Cora continues to struggle in Chris' hold all the way down to the sixth level floor. Once there Cora takes notice of something else: She's not the only person trapped there. Her Grandmother tied up and gagged as she sees Cora with horrified eyes.*

Cora: Grandmama!

'Liv': Hello Cora.

*Cora turns her head to Liv, walking towards them with the smugness of a snake.*

Cora: You!

'Liv': You certainly look happy to see me.

Cora: Just so you know, I knew you were behind the monsters! I always knew!

'Liv': And how did you figure that out?

Cora: The ceremony for you at SFIT, he quoted the tempest which happened to have a character named Sycorax. He was trying to tell everyone that you were the reason he's turned to a monster!

'Liv': So that's why you've been so damn difficult to join us.

Cora: You never had my trust since you snubbed Hiro cause Baymax was Tadashi's.

'Liv': *Glaring* You don't know how that boy ruined our lives...

Cora: *Raising an eyebrow* Ruined your lives? W-what are you talking about?! And what do you want?!

'Liv': Right now I need you and your grandmother to do one thing...

*She goes over to a capsule where the frost melts to reveal an identical looking woman behind the capsule. Cora's and Kaguya's eyes widen in shock in response.*

'Liv': Save Liv Amara.

*Cora stares down at her feet as the memories of Baymax's lie detector and how he responded to her claim now made sense. This woman is not Liv Amara because she is someone entirely different... This Liv Amara is innocent while the one in front of her is guilty.*

Cora: So if she's the real Liv Amara.. then who the hell are you?

'Liv': Aw, that's a little rude. If you must know, I'm her twin.

Cora: Her twin?

'Liv': Yup. I'm Diane Amara, for short. Di. I tried everything to cure Liv, for you see she's been struck by some rare disease. I thought the gold would help... but it didn't.. that's when I found about your little medicine.

Cora: *Slightly growing scared* Medicine?

Di: The healing potion. The one you created that so happened to heal Karmi's wounds.. wounds that was meant to last a month ended in a span of a day?

*The blue haired teen froze in place as she processes all that Diane is telling her before looking up again.*

Cora: But then... why with all the monsters?

Chris: Research is pretty expensive and we didn't want to overstep our budget...

Cora: So you're saying I save your twin and you'll call off the wedding and get everyone better?

Chris: Not exactly.

Cora: Not exactly? What do you mean by that!?

Di: The Mizuchio Clan's inheritance. I want it.

*Cora gasps as Chris goes over to the blue haired teen and offers her a glass of water.*

Chris: Ya see, we're in a debt with the Madame of the household. After all, where do you think we got this giant company from? A fundraise? Then we learned about your daddy and you... Diane marrying him-

Di: Means not only will Liv recover, but we will rise up to power and fortune! Nothing will stop us from getting what we want. But we'll worry about that a little later, we do have 3 days before the wedding. In the meantime; aside from going along with the bridal shower, the rehearsal dinner at SFIT, and all the mushy stuff, you'll be working with your grandmother here on making that potion. You have until the sunset of the third day, and if you hadn't been making process... who's to say something happens to your precious friends and boyfriend?

*She picks up a glowing rose to which she lets out a drop of acid onto the petals, making Cora gasp as it quickly wilts and turns black as coal.*

Cora: *Gasps in horror*

*Chris unties the ropes of Kaguya as the older woman rushes to her granddaughter's side while the other two head out and lock them inside. Cora runs towards the door and starts banging it as a vain attempt to break her grandmother and herself out, despite knowing they are now trapped in the clutches of the Witch of Sycorax.*

Hiro: This is going insane! Liv now has Cora and her father in her hands and her grandmother isn't responding!

*They all met up at Grandville's office as Commander Carter and Chief Cruz are on the line with a face call.*

Wasabi: There's a pretty good chance that Liv Amara had captured Kaguya as well to use as leverage against Cora.

Fred: What are we gonna do?!

Honey Lemon: For all we know, Chris and Liv could mean anything by behaving.

Gogo: She could easily send monsters our way as a distraction to keep us from saving Cora, her grandmother, and her father.

Grandville: *Shakes head as she paces around* And she had the gall to arrange a rehearsal dinner here at SFIT tomorrow night for them while she has one of my students held hostage!

Carter: Either way, you all must remain vigilant and continue fighting those monsters. I'll even send Globby in as back up for you and contact Ice Frost as well. Chief Cruz, keep yourself and your men's eyes open for any clue as to arrest Liv Amara, and when you do contact Big Hero 7.

Chief Cruz: Understood loud and clear.

Carter: Over and out... *To the team* and good luck to you all..

*The face calls ends as Hiro and the gang are left in silence to which they noticed on Kage's silence.*

Grandville: Kage?...

Kage: *Looking up* We'll need more heroes if Liv does choose to release all those monsters... we need Orso Knox and Mothra...and Ned Ludd.

*They all look at Kage with wide eyes as they heard him express his idea on recruiting the two monsters on their side to fight back.*

Fred: Oh~ We're really getting them to join us? That's so cool! And definitely worthy of phase two!

Gogo: But where would we even find them?

Honey Lemon: And Cora is the only one who can understand Knox.

Kage: We need all the help we can get so we need their help now... and I am not letting that witch get away with taking my family hostage.

*Hiro's brow furrows in determination as he nods in agreement with Kage's plan, as without thinking they shake hands on it. After what felt like hours Cora stopped pounding the doors screaming, and even when she looked for any cables connected to the doors she couldn't. She turns her head to her grandmother, staring at the vials in front of them.*

Cora: Grandmama...what do we do?

*Kaguya sighs as she looks at her granddaughter with eyes filled with worry before she ultimately sighs in defeat.*

Kaguya: We do... what she told us to..

*Cora starts to shake her head slowly in disbelief, knowing that this is something so serious that her grandmother would find their situation hopeless.*

Kaguya: I had hoped that when I do teach you this potion it would be at a healthier time... now then... lets put on some gear and look around. I bet half of what we need is in here.

Cora: And the other half?

Kaguya: From the sea.

Cora: The sea?.. *Gets an idea* Wait... that means Diane and Chris would have to take us outside for the ingredients if they want it finished!

Kaguya: Or they could easily demand us the location and leave us here... Not that they'll get it. I have the rest of them at home.

*And Cora's hope deflates at the idea as she knows its most likely be true. Kaguya spots the first ingredient they need for their potion.*

Kaguya: Cora, start the burner to boil the water. *Picks up an empty vial* We got work to do...

*Orso knox is swimming through the ocean as Mothra flies above to keep a look out for anyone during their outing in the sea. While she's flying she spots familiar faces on a ship called 'The Kreifisher' waving at her and calling out. Mothra's eyes widen as she recognizes who they are before she lowers down to signal Orso Knox that they are found by their allies and that it seemed urgent that they talk to them.*

Wasabi: Do you think they heard us?

*Soon enough Orso Knox hops onto the yatch as Mothra lands on the railing.*

Gogo: Does that answer your question?

Baymax: Hello Orso Knox, Mothra. How are you?

* Mothra lets out a happy chirp before she goes over to Kage and sniffs him, to which she proceeds to cuddle.*

Kage: N-Nice to see you too...

Hiro: *Clearing his throat* M-Mr. Knox... Something bad happened.. big time. Liv Amara has taken Cora, her dad, and grandmother hostage at Sycorax. She's planning on marrying her dad to get her medicine!

*Orso Knox's growls heavily as he hears the new, his claws digging into the floor while Mothra looks on with what appears to be worry.*

Honey Lemon: We need all the help we can get should Liv Amara use the monsters on us while Cora and her family are trapped. Think you two can help us?

*To their surprise, Orso Knox huffs as he nods, to which Mothra mimics him as to say she is in agreement.

Hiro: Good, so far here's what we got covered. Now we have to get-

Fred: Ned?! Ned Ludd you there?

*The team are at Muirahara woods underneath the tree house. Soon enough Nedd pops his head out to see the gang, some moth like creature, and a gangly man beside them.*

Ned: What are yalls doing here?

Hiro: We need your help against Sycorax!

Ned: Sycorax? What for?

Fred: Long story short: Liv Amara tricked Cora's dad with some love potion and got her handsome assistant to basically hold Cora hostage along with her grandmother! Its possible they need her for some healing potion!

Ned: Healing potion?

Hiro: A-Anyways, if anyone could sneak in and break any tech its you!

Ned: I truly am sorry but not interested in going to the city folks and all their techno munbo jumbo.

*Honey Lemon then goes forward.*

Honey Lemon: and Liv Amara stole Bessie and turned it to a monster!

*That catches Ned's attention as he hops down to meet all of them.*

Ned: What? You saying them folks from Sycorax turned my Bessie to a monster?

Gogo: Yup. A rock bear chimera.

Ned: Well then why didn't you say so?! I'm coming Bessie!

Hiro: Whoa whoa wait! We can't rush in now! If we do anything drastic they could hurt my girlfriend and her family in response.

Ned: So then whats your plan little boyo?

Hiro: When D-Day comes up in three days-

Fred: Aka the huge wedding between the villain and the heroine's father.

Hiro: Half of us breaks into Sycorax to break her family out of there and find any files that can connect her to the monster attacks tomorrow night, while the other half will stall the wedding long enough for us to expose her. We'll still keep a look out for any monster attacks till then.

Gogo: Sounds solid.

Wasabi: You can count on us Hiro.

*Hiro nods before he looks up to the tree, reminded that this house used to be lived in by Cora's own mother and grandmother. Such an odd place. But that goes to the back burner.*

Hiro: Hang on Cora, we'll save you before you know it.

*With that they return home until they give a signal to Ned to come join the fight. Globby and Miyuki are on board with the plan as they promise to be vigilant. Day one is passing through with the sun setting down. Cora and Kaguya are at work on their potion with about half of what they need ready. And that so happens to be when the door knocks to reveal Chris holding trays of food for them.*

Chris: Dinner time ladies! I hope you enjoy your mahi mahi!

*He places the trays in front of them before he turns back on them.*

Chris: And hows the potion going?

Kaguya: Its coming, but we are missing half of the ingredients for it.

Chris: And where can you get the ingredients?

Kaguya: My house.

Chris: I see.. well, eat up and rest up! Cora is gonna join her new mom for their dress fitting tomorrow and its gonna be a long one!

*The two flinch at his cheery announcement, he knew what this truly meant to them and he either is oblivious to their pain or he's as much a sadist as Diane Amara. He locks the lab where Cora begrudignly starts eating her fish.*

Cora: *Muffled while eating* Stupid Di Amara and her stupid assistant giving us yummy food even though *Swallows* They're holding us hostage and are gonna ruin our lives!

Kaguya: Now is not the time to let your anger blind you from possibilities. Hiro and his friends will come and save the day and we will find a way to stop her.

Cora: Oh that's so easy to say! We hadn't gotten close to discovering anything about Diane and the monsters! Ugh! I just can't stand it! I hate being helpless! And I hate how she keeps smiling even though she's gonna marry my papa and hates me and my friends and boyfriend.*Sniffs*

*Cora pushes away the rest of the food, letting the situation sink inside her as the girl breaks down in tears. Kaguya sits beside her and wraps her arm around the girl.*

Kaguya: My little Cora... *Sighs* I do not know how it will go, but to give up hope is to give up everything in life. Its never easy, but you've grown so much not only as a hero, but as a woman as well. Your light has guided others as much as it has guided you. Come here...

*Cora snuggles close to her grandmother as the old grandmother starts softly singing a song from her childhood.*

Kaguya: Hush now my storeen.. close your eyes and sleep... Waltzing the waves.. Diving the deep... Stars are shining bright.. The wind on the rise.. whispering words.. of long lost lullabies~

*Cora's eyes slowly close as she let herself sleep on, tired from the entire day feeling lost and scared, content to be in the arms of her grandmother.*

Kaguya: Oh won't you come with me... where the moon is made of gold... and in the morning sun, we'll be sailing free... Oh won't you come with me, where the ocean meets the sky and as the clouds roll by... we'll sing the song of the sea~...

*To her joy, Cora is fast asleep, no longer troubled by today's events. They only have tomorrow and the night after that, where if Diane Amara succeeds she will take Cora away to the clutches of Nozako and trap her. Far away from her world.. a world she had yet to explore and discover...*

Kaguya: I will guide you my darling.. and the moment hope comes through.. I'll hold you close, my melody... and sing the song of the sea.. with you~ Sing the song of the sea... with you~...

*Somewhere at the bays of San Fransokyo, Kage and his Baymax are with Mothra and Orso Knox, keeping an eye for any ships that may be targeted or working for Liv Amara. They land back to their cave where Orso Knox curls up to a ball and starts to sleep. Kage yawns in return before Baymax gets up.*

Baymax 1: It is recommended that you get 7-9 hours of sleep for your body and mind to function properly.

Kage: Of course Baymax… But to go back to an empty house?...

Baymax 1: *Blinks before hugging him* It will be alright, there there. I will accompany you with your sleep so you may rest better.

*Mothra's eyes look down as she heard his words and her mind starts filling up with faint echos of warmth beside her in bed. Some of a toddling child crawling under the covers of her parents... then of the boy in her heart being the one beside her.. no one should ever sleep alone. She carefully nudges Orso Knox awake, to which catches Kage's and Baymax's eyes, and walks towards them. She points to herself, and then Orso Knox, then to them, and makes the gesture for sleep.*

Kage:... You want to sleep with us?

*Mothra nods to answer. Then she makes a plea with her hands to join them. Orso Knox rumbles with concern before he gives in, diving back into the ocean.*

Kage: I guess we're not sleeping alone tonight..

*After carefully sneaking underground Kage and Baymax gets Mothra and Orso Knox to the house. Mothra chirps curiously as she looks around while Orso Knox goes down to the basement to sleep on.*

Kage: Alright, make yourselves comfortable... I suppose mattresses are a none issue...

*But before he goes on to his own room he spots Mothra staring at the butsudan. He quietly goes over to see her staring at the two women in photo frames. *

Kage: Um... If you wanna know.. the woman with blonde hair is... was.. my brother's wife and Cora's mother, Akemi. What I've heard is that she is a gentle beauty, compassionate and brave... just like Cora...

*Mothra then points to the other picture, the one of Chara. Kage swallows his throat before he goes to continue.*

Kage: That... is my beloved. Chara Bonete… she was my joy and light as much as Akemi was to Mizuchi… but... sirens had stolen her. And I don't know where she is... I don't know if she remembers me after all this years... I'm not the young man I used to be.. but even now she remains in my heart...

*Mothra felt her heart melt at his description, filling her with joy and happiness, and if she had tear glands she would cry as well. She hugs him gently, crooning softly as if to hum her own lullaby. Kage, though confused, soon grows touched by her affection, hugging her back.*

Kage: I suppose.. you also have some waiting for you...

*Mothra nods softly. Soon Baymax comes back and takes both him and Mothra to Mizuchi's room, sleeping in between the two. An hour or so Knox awakens, unable to rest before crawling upstairs. There finds Mothra, Baymax, and Kage sleeping together. He gives off his own smile before curling up between them, resting with what made up an odd family to comfort a man who had his own taken away.*

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*The very next day it cuts to Hiro Hamada getting ready for the day, just getting dressed when Cass comes up to his room.*

Cass: Oh you're awake! How'd you sleep?

Hiro: I-I slept fine.

Baymax: You were tossing and turning in your sleep. You were not fine.

Cass: Woah, really? *To Hiro* Did you have a nightmare?

Hiro: Something like that...

Cass: Hiro... I know you and I have both been very busy with work and all your study groups, but don't be afraid to come to me if you wanna burst out whats in your chest. I've talked to Kage from time to time and... he's getting better in a way.

Hiro:That so?...

Cass: No matter what you do Hiro, I'm always proud of you. Just like how Tadashi is proud of you too.

*Hiro gives a small smile at her before hugging her tightly. Then he lets go and joins off to school with his friends waiting for him. Cass sighs before returning to work. She couldn't imagine hearing the news about Cora's father's wedding coming up, especially since Mizuchi...never mentioned seeing someone before... in fact... why wouldn't he at least told her in confidence about Liv Amara? Especially since marrying Liv Amara would also mean Cora would be gaining a mother and a brand new life? And what's odd is that he hasn't even received her calls when she heard about the announcement either. Something felt wrong about this whole thing and she can't pinpoint what it is.*

Customer 1: Hello! can you bring over some soymilk?

Cass: Coming right over!

*Cass comes forward with her pitcher of soymilk, choosing to focus on her work today and plan how to talk to Hiro later on. At SFIT Hiro had arrived with his friends to which they found the staff hard at work at setting up the rehearsal dinner tonight as with the rest of the students chattering on about the dinner and the upcoming wedding.*

Honey Lemon: Wow... the wedding sure is on everyone's mind...

Gogo: Its honestly a little uncomfortable...

Wasabi: Yeah, I mean.. we know what Liv Amara is as a person but they still worship her!

Hiro: *Turns his head to his heads* That sounds just like when Karmi's fanfic got super popular, where she inserted herself as my 'girlfriend' and Cora's BFF despite knowing she treats us like shit.

*That got the gang to flinch as they recalled that moment, and how in reflection they didn't do much help until later. Hiro then pulls out his phone to call Kage.*

Hiro: Kage? Are you with Globby and Miyuki?

Kage: Indeed I am. They're going to look after the city while you start your plan tonight.

Hiro: Thanks Kage. Bye. *Hangs up phone* Anyways, tonight we sneak into Sycorax and break Cora and her family out of there... assuming Liv doesn't take Cora out for tonight of course-

*That's when he had the misfortune into running into Karmi.*

Karmi: Watch where you're going Hiro!

*Hiro dusts himself off as he stands up.*

Hiro: Nice to see you too Karmi...

Karmi: Don't mention it. Anyway, this wedding is gonna be huge! And I am personally invited to the dinner party tonight! Can you believe that!

Hiro: Don't I know it...

Karmi: I know. Nobody is as lucky as me.

Gogo: You do know that Liv is marrying Cora's father right? Which would technically make Liv *Cringing to himself*… Cora's step mom?

*That got Karmi's attention, recalling all the times she had been a menace to Cora and Hiro. And knowing how giant her father is, if she tells Liv about all the nasty things she said about Cora, it would not end well for her.*

Karmi: Oh look at the time! I gotta go bye!

*She runs off down the hall where she slips on the floor tile and lands flat on her face before running again. Gogo raises an eyebrow at Karmi's path before looking back at Hiro.*

Gogo: and she, is a biotech genius?

*As of while, Liv took the time to call Cora off for school for sometime to prepare for the wedding as she, Chris, and Cora are taken through the city and park in front of Cora's house.*

Liv: Chris wasn't kidding when he said you live in some shack.

*Cora sticks out her tongue in defiance before her door was opened by Chris. The blue haired teen goes up, getting out her key to open her door. It felt odd to return to her house after being absent from it for two night. Even so, she continues forward, and goes towards her grandmother's room upstairs. She swallows before she opens the door, knowing that she had to get the ingredient needed. Inside she is surprised to see that its mainly lit by lanterns, her book shelves containing herbs and books. Soon she finds jars just above her head containing the missing ingredients needed. Cora grunst softly as she realizes that there's no chairs to stand on properly. She hated being short, and there was no way in hell is she requesting help from Chris to reach it for her.*

Cora: OK now think...

*That is when her foot slightly tilts back... a few floor boards were loose. She picks up the floor boards to reveal a trunk inside. Cora's eyes widen as she smirks to herself, now glad that she has a footstool to reach for the ingredients. After propping it up Cora balances on top of it and grabs the rest of the ingredients and places it in her bag. But the longer she stared at the trunk, the stronger her curiosity grows as she wonders whats inside..*

Cora: Just one peek..

*She places her bag aside and opens the latches of the trunk, opening the lid to find oddities she never knew her grandmother would posses. There were sea shells of course, but there were also other vials of liquid with odd sounding names, and the main feature being a gold breast plate armor, forearm guard with a thin opening on the sides, and a helmet that reminds her or roman soldiers.*

Cora: why would Grandmama have armor like this?

Chris: *coming from downstairs* Hey Cora! You need anyhelp?

*Cora snaps out of it when she realizes that Chris' voice is coming downstairs, meaning that he is inside her house wondering whats taking her so long.*

Cora: Nothing Chris! Just getting the things ready!

Chris: Well hurry up and get down here! You have to pick up your dresses and get your hair done for tonight's dinner!

*Cora sighs forlornly before she makes sure to shut the door and hurry downstairs as to not give any reason for Chris to join her. While Cora had been upstairs Chris spotted the butsudan containing Akemi's and Chara's pictures. He got closer to spot behind the golden blonde photo a necklace made of Rose petal telling shells formed into a flower... the same necklace as the photo showed. He smirked maliciously at the photo of Akemi before he slowly licked his lips as his minds begins to wander away...*

Cora: I'm going down!

*Immediately he places the photo back at its place while stuffing the necklace inside his shirt when he sees Cora reach downstairs. Once they reach back to the car outside Diane points to Chris.*

Di: You go off and run back to Sycorax and give it to the old hag. Cora and I have a busy schedule ahead.

Chris: OK then!

*Chris then whispers something to Diane as he hands her something...He runs off through the streets, leaving Diane to drive through the city with Cora. The day turns into evening where everyone is getting ready. Globby is assigned to watch over the party and Miyuki is out in the streets taking over hero duty should any other crime be happening while Hiro and his team get ready for their stealth mission. Once dressed in their ultra armor they wait for the last of the employees to leave.*

Gogo: that looks about the last of them. *To Honey Lemon* Ready Honey?

Honey Lemon: Got it Sweetie!

*She throws out s small chem ball to get the doors stuck so it wouldn't be completely closed.*

Hiro: Its go time!

*The team goes forward with their plan: Fred and Wasabi acting as back up to stand guard while Honey Lemon and Gogo search through Liv Amara's office for any files on her computer that could relate to her crimes. Hiro and Baymax are to go below ground and find the lab to break out Cora and her family. They come forward with their plan; ready as they'll ever be. The dinner meanwhile is setting up nicely, with everyone dressed in their best chattering happily about the wedding tomorrow. Grandville is there of course, being the dean of the school and therefore had to attend. She sighs before she joins in the conversation with the others. Globby is hidden in the leaves as he looks out for any suspicious activity coming forward.*

Student 1: I see them!

*They all turn their heads to see the three main events of tonights dinner. Liv Amara is dressed in a hot red off shoulder long sleeve with black heels while her hair is styled up in a bun. Beside her is Mizuchi, standing tall and proud with his white tuxedo and grey vest, his hair slicked backed, making him more mature and dashing. Cora is standing in between them, in her coral pink dress that is slightly above her ankle showing her white flats. Cora felt herself shrink as some people comment on how lovely the engaged couple look and how cute Cora looked between her father and her soon to be new mother. Grandville comes forward to greet them, her eyes catching Cora's to show that this event is just as uncomfortable to her.*

Grandville: It is an honor to have you back at SFIT in celebration of your wedding tomorrow.

Di: Its nothing much Grace. I'm just happy to have this moment with my new family. Its also not everyday you get a marine bio genius as your new step daughter am I right?

Grandville: Indeed... Well, lets get the festivities started.

*The three adults head to their seats and just when Cora is about to follow them, Karmi comes in, dressed in the same dress that had been worn to the namesake ceremony of the Amara Biotech center. She is giving her best, strained smile towards her. Now Cora's discomfort shifted from the fact that she's attending an event under the threat of her loved ones to being near her bully who's trying her hardest to smile genuinely.*

Karmi: Hi Cora! Wow you look great!

Cora: Thank you... um... this is certainly something...

Karmi: I know right? Liv Amara is gonna get married to your dad!

*Cora flinches at her words before the blue haired teen moves on to the table where her father and Diane are waiting. And to her disappointment Karmi is seated next to her as well. Grandville is standing up tall as she hold the microphone.*

Grandville: May I have your attention? Thank you... it has only been months ago when SFIT was proud to introduce the namesake of the Amara Biotech center and her many accomplishments in such short amount of time. But tonight's festivities isn't just about Liv Amara's successes, but also on her path to a new chapter: Her incoming marriage with her fiance...

*At Sycorax Honey Lemon and Gogo unlock the door to Liv Amara's office to which they start searching around to find anything to incriminate her.*

Gogo: I see Liv's computer! I'm gonna go check it, you go see if there's anything in her files.

Honey Lemon: You got it!

*As of while Hiro is with Baymax where they reach in front of the door that leads to the lab that had trapped Orso Knox long ago. Hiro approaches towards it where he knocks loudly.*

Hiro: Cora? Are you there?

Kaguya: *Slightly muffled* I'm not my granddaughter but she's alright.

Hiro: Kaguya! Are you alright? Where is Cora?

Kaguya: She's at SFIT with that witch and her father for that dinner event!

Hiro: How did Liv even manage to get Mizuchi to marry her? He already knows about Liv!

Kaguya: I don't know how but I will find out so he can snap out of this stupor! Can you unlock the door?

*Hiro stands back and sees that since the break out, Liv had upgraded the lock from a passcode to handprint entrance. He grunts in frustration as he pulls it out and starts rewiring the cables to set Kaguya free.*

Hiro: Baymax, you join Honey Lemon and Gogo upstairs and help them with the search. I'll stay here and break Kaguya out.

Baymax: Understood.

*Gogo had gotten the computer on but she couldn't seem to have gotten the code to unlock it. Honey Lemon had pulled out each file one by one and couldn't find it close to being related to the monsters.*

Honey Lemon: any luck sweetie?

Gogo: Liv Amara certainly made sure to lock it up good. I can't seem to penetrate through it that would let me in.

*Honey Lemon goes to the desk where she starts to pull open drawers.*

Honey Lemon: she could have something that could clue us in what password it is...Hold on... *Pulls out a book from drawer* She read The Tempest too... *Opens up a page with a highlighted quote* 'Cursed be I that did so! All the charms of Sycorax, toads, beetles, bats, light on you. For I am all the subjects you have.. The rest o'the'island'... Hmm...*Gets idea* Try typing Caliban!

*Gogo looks at Honey Lemon before she types it in where she is easily logged in.*

Gogo: Good call Honey.

Honey Lemon: Caliban was the son of Sycorax in the Tempest. And since Orso Knox knew about the tempest and Liv did too, she would choose a password close to her!

*Gogo nods as she immediately finds somethings.*

Gogo: Security cameras! Going back as far as the time of Orso Knox's first appearance as a monster!

Honey Lemon: It could have recorded Liv Amara and Orso Knox or more!

Gogo: Looking for it.

*And so she starts typing and searching for any videoes that will show Liv Amara and any other villain aligned to her.*

Grandville: And now... A toast to the groom!

Guests: To the groom!

Grandville: To the bride!

Guests: To the bride!

Grandville: From SFIT, who is grateful to be by your side! To your union, and the hope you'll provide for each other the love and guidance needed for you future together...

*Grandville's eyes catches Cora's and seeing her melancholy aura emitting from a normally hopeful girl made the dean pause. Still... this will pass. It has too.. for both their futures.*

Grandville: And may you always be satisfied.

*The guests cheer before they begun their dinner and chatting together. Grandville sees Cora looking at her father and Liv Amara staring at each other with love, Karmi trying to converse her in whatever subject she's rambling on, and wished she could rush over and give her a hug and remind her that she is not alone... just like how she comforted Kage all those years ago. She takes a sip of her cider, trying to keep out her mind the idea that Cora's life will be doomed the moment Liv and Mizuchi got to say 'I do'.*

Hiro: Come on!

*Hiro continues to struggle through the cables while Kaguya starts packing the ingredients to a makeshift bag to keep Diane Amara and Chris. Even if the cure is solely for Liv, she could see greed in her eyes. Baymax had arrived at the office where he sees the horrified and disgusted faces of Honey Lemon and Gogo at the computer screen.*

Baymax: My neural scanners senses that you both are feeling horrified and disgusted by whatever contents are in the computer.

Gogo: You have no idea..

Honey Lemon: I'm gonna download them and hand them over to Chief Cruz.

*She pulls out her flash drive and plugs it in, with Gogo selecting the footage where it showed Liv Amara's villainous acts while erasing the ones containing them right now. But when Baymax goes over to take a closer look, he so happens to knock aside a paperweight where they hear the sound of a wall sliding through. The three turn around to see the familiar, mutated eyes of Momakase.*

Momakase: Hello girls~

Baymax: Oh no.

*The three dodge when Momakase launches herself forward with claws open to when they were busy with Momakase, Sparkles sneaks through the office and sees Fred and Wasabi standing guard.*

Sparkles: Oh this will be fun~... Yoo hoo! Over here!

*The two turn around to see Mr. Sparkles taunting them before running outside. Fred and Wasabi get into their stances.*

Fred: Give it up Sparkles! We got you beat with fire and lasers!

*Sparkles smirks as he soon transforms to his giant self where he chuckles manically. Fred goes in to the attack with his fire, to which Sparkles moves out of the way before Wasabi joins soon after. Hiro soon feels his comlinks be overridden with messages.*

Gogo: Momakase is here! She's on Honey and I-

Wasabi: Sparkles got on Steriods!

Fred: we're doing good so far!-

Honey Lemon: But we need to move forward now!

Kaguya: Hiro! Your team needs you! Go!

Hiro: But what about you?

Kaguya: I can live another day at this prison, you cannot.

Hiro: Alright...

*Hiro runs off where he contacts Baymax.*

Hiro: Baymax, use Rocket Fist on Momakase when you get an opening!

Baymax: Understood.

*Honey Lemon is holding onto the computer as it had yet to fully download the videos to the flash drive while Gogo keeps Momakase busy to give her girlfriend time along with Baymax. Gogo jumps up where it gives the nurse bot a clear view of the mutated thief. He fires his shot where it knocks Momakase to the wall, making her grunt in pain... and awakening something behind the wall.*

Gogo: Thanks Baymax.

Baymax: No problem.

Honey Lemon: *Sighs in relief* OK... I managed to download three of the videos inside, now lets just move somewhere else to-Augh!

*Gogo pushes Honey Lemon out of the way and into Baymax's arm as a green blast hits her instead, sending her sprawling to the floor.*

Honey Lemon: Gogo! *Gasps in horror*

*Bessie the rock bear chimera roars at the remaining two before it starts charging up its blast. Gogo gets up and runs along with Baymax and Honey Lemon with computer in hand to dodge away. The reach down to the main lab where all the workers had joined together and see Hiro reach upstairs in time.*

Honey Lemon: Hiro! There you are! We have to get out of here! Bessie is out and it blasted Gogo!

Hiro: Fred and Wasabi also need our help too! Did you at least get some info about Liv?

Honey Lemon: We did… But we only downloaded about three videos.

Hiro: That's more than enough. Now lets go!

*Honey Lemon ejects her flash drive off and give it to Hiro in time for Bessie to come charging and blasting the computer, rendering it useless. The three climb on Baymax before they fly out the doors and join Fred and Wasabi.*

Wasabi: There you are!

Fred: What took you?

Hiro: Bessie is behind us! Keep an eye out to not get hit by its blasts!

*And so the team jump up to switch monsters. Hiro, Baymax, Gogo, and Honey Lemon going against Sparkles while Fred and Wasabi go against Bessie. The Rock Bear Chimera swipes his claws at Fred and Wasabi to which they jump back as Honey Lemon uses her chem purse and chem boots to make a goo that will trap the Fungi monster in his place.*

Globby: For a giant party I'd thought it be more lively..

*Globby is still at the party where he watches over the three people he's been told should be in his line of sight: Liv Amara, Mizuchi Mizichio, and Cora Mizichio.*

Kage: How is the situation going on your side Globby?

Globby: Ah!

*He falls down splat which caught some guards' attention, but being a gelatinous blob had given him perks, such as being able to flatten yourself to the literal floor.*

Globby: sorry about that! Its still a little weird knowing that you used to be my former boss and we're on this mission to-

Kage: I am very aware. Now tell me, what is happening at the party?

Globby: Nothing much. Everyone's just chatting. Though Cora has been followed by some girl and let me tell you, that chick is clearly too in her space.

Kage: Is she wearing her hair in a pony tail and have the pink phone with a virus emblem on it?

*Globby looks at the girl next to Cora, wincing at how Cora looks uncomfortable when Liv stands next to her while placing a hand on the blue haired teen's shoulder.*

Globby: Yup... why's that?

Kage: That so happens to be Karmi: a biotech intern of Liv Amara and Cora and Hiro's bully.

Globby: Their bully? And Liv Amara's intern? Yesh… No wonder Cora looks like she wants to be anywhere but here.

Kage: Hmmm...*Mutters softly* Not to self, get evidence of Karmi's behavior and send it to Grandville...

Globby: What was that?

Kage: *Changing subject* So other than that neither Cora or Mizuchi are in real danger?

Globby: Nope. They're doing pretty fine right now. How's the others?

*Kage is at his house with his own Baymax checking in on others.*

Kage: Ice Frost is at Night Market Square... Mothra and Orso Knox are at the ocean...Hold on...

*He notes that Gogo's commlink is down to which he quickly goes in to check on Big Hero 7. Sparkles strains as he tries to pull himself off the goo while Baymax fires his rocket fist at him. Hiro had landed to the ground to help Fred and Wasabi push back against Bessie.*

Kage: Hiro! Whats' going on? Why's Gogo's commlink down?

Hiro: Kage! Bessie got Gogo's tech but she's alright, she's with Honey Lemon and Baymax dealing with Sparkles while Fred, Wasabi and I got Bessie!

Kage: And where's Momkase?

Honey Lemon: Unconscious at Liv Amara's office.

Kage: Then you need to defeat them right now! Given Momakase's stamina and her newly mutated form she'll be up and about in-

*Hiro jumps back as does Fred and Wasabi when Momakase jumps up and lands in front of Bessie. She smirks at them before launching forward again. Wasabi gets in the way and uses his own plasma shield and dagger to the combat her graphine blade claws, leaving Fred and Hiro to play keep away from Bessie. That is when Honey Lemon makes the mistake to use her chem purse bazooka to shut Bessie's mouth, only for it to rip it openly and blast her, resulting in her falling to the floor where Baymax catches her.*

Gogo: Honey!

*Momakase flips over and kicks Gogo in the head and stepping on her back to pin her down. She then uses her claws to free Sparkles out. Fred uses his lights to blind Sparkles only for Bessie to strike him again and having Sparkles caught in his hand.*

Fred: OK! This is clearly not going well!

Wasabi: I'm coming Fred!

*Wasabi runs towards the fungi monster to only have Momakase kick him straight in the stomach and pushing him towards Bessie's way, resulting in his powers to be nulled and void.*

Hiro: Looks like its up to you and me Baymax!

*Hiro hops up to Baymax as they fly up and circle the monsters, while hiding the flash drive in his clothes. Momakase gets on Sparkles' other hand and growls.*

Momakase: Launch me!

*And Sparkles does so, sending her flying to Baymax and grabbing onto his wing before slashing it.*

Hiro: Augh!

*Baymax's flight is off balance without his wing and are in threat of crashing down. Momakase hops away while Baymax grabs Hiro to shield him from impact. Hiro quickly grabs the flash drive and throws it aside of Sycorax, using his own tech to guide it safely away from the monsters. They land down with a mighty crash. Hiro opens his eyes to see Baymax entering safety mode due to the crash and surrounded by the monsters. Bessie then comes forward to shoot Hiro with her laser beam, rendering him powerless. The entire team struggles as Momakase and the others drag them to the lab below, and are quick to knock them out unconscious. Smirking at their victory Momakase gives a quick call to Diane. The woman had happened to be standing by Cora as they greet the guests. Their smiles plastered on their faces, but are false.*

Di: Excuse me, I'm receiving a call. *To Cora* Could you be a dear and stand by Chris?

*Diane walks away, answering her phone. And once she hears it, her smile became genuine... genuinely scheming and malicious.*

Di: Thank you for your service. I'll be sure to reward you handsomely after all this is over...

*She hangs up the phone and turns her head to Cora, now with Chris by her side. When the blue haired teen and the assistant look up they see her cunning smile and Cora's blood ran cold. Each time a smile like that appears, it could only mean that things are going in motion for Diane as part of her plan... and something truly horrible must have happened for her to be smiling that giddily malicious. And Kage was no better either, his eyes remaining wide open as he processes what Hiro had managed to tell him before it all went static.*

*Big Hero 7 is now in the clutches of Sycorax.*

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*They finally drive back to Sycorax where Diane takes Cora to the lab while Chris takes Mizuchi somewhere else. Cora turns her head to see her father one last time to which they quickly catches eyes. And when Mizuchi did... something pinged inside his mind.. it was small but it was there.. and it was important... *

Mizuchi: Chris?...

Chris: Yeah?

Mizuchi:... Do you know why Cora appears so downtrodden?... I thought Cora would love Liv.

Chris: And..?

Mizuchi:... I don't know... I need to talk to Liv about this... maybe there's something about Cora I need to know if she's this uncomfortable with the wedding coming tomorrow.

*Mizuchi goes the other direction to the Sycorax building to talk to Diane and Cora about all this. Something inside him had been screaming since the dinner party. Liv may be his chosen bride that he had given his heart too... but his daughter is his whole world. But before he could even open the door he felt something pinch his neck, making him drop to the floor unconscious. Chris looks at Mizuchi, almost glaring as she takes Mizuchi back to the car.*

Chris; Its wearing off...

*When the team woke up they see Kaguya adding the last of the coral rings into the pot and immediately call out to her. She had just explained the entire situation before the door opens to reveal the team tied up as Baymax lies down unresponsive by Kaguya.*

Cora: Oh no!

*Cora tries to run only for Diane to hold her tightly by the wrist. She goes over to the team and sees Hiro's suit.*

Di: So this is the team that's been a bane in my existance for the past few weeks! Lets see who you really are.

*Using her hands she removes Hiro's helmet, leading to an angry glare.*

Di: The kid with the robot?! You're Electro Magnetic Alpha? Then that would mean... *To Cora* You're Aqua Girl...

Cora: Yup.

Di: So you've always been a nuisance. *To the team* And each of you are their friends, with Omega Danger being Baymax. Man... in hindsight it should have been obvious.

Honey Lemon: Let us go now!

Di: No.. not yet.. you'll have to wait tomorrow after sundown. Then I'll think about letting you guys go... Don't want you all ruining my wedding.

Hiro: I don't know how you even got Mizuchi to even agree to marry you!

Di: You really wanna know?

*She pulls out a tube of lipstick to which starts to glow pink. Baymax, using what strength he had left analyizes the lipstick.*

Baymax: That lipstick is composed of concentrated chemical reactions of passion, possession, and lust.

Di: Bingo. When I met up with him that night I got this baby ready to go. And my goodness, the moment we kissed he couldn't keep his hands off me~

*Cora's frown deepens at Diane before the woman chuckles.*

Di: Not like that Cora. He merely hugged me and held my hand... But that's only one kiss. The second kiss is where things get more.. interesting...

Honey Lemon: So when you and Mizuchi kiss at the wedding-

Fred: Mizuchi will be under a love spell...permanently!

Di: *To Cora* And he'll forget he even had a precious baby girl in his heart~...

*Cora starts to shake slightly as at that moment, Chris comes in and sees what's in front of him.*

Chris: Oh! You got Big Hero 7! And they're those group of people around Hiro and Cora!... In hindsight you all did smell familiar...

Wasabi: *Somewhat grossed out* Smell?

Di: I genetically engineered Chris to be the perfect assistant.

Chris: Part gorilla, part canine, and part foodie.

Fred: Wait... Gorilla?! Where's that gorilla part showing up?

Chris: *Winks* You'll see.

*The gang are soon thrown into the cells and locked tight while Kaguya catches Cora as Diane pushed her to the old woman's arms. That is when Diane pulls out something that gotten Kaguya's and Cora's attention: Akemi's necklace.*

Di: *Puts necklace on* Tell me, does this necklace it suit me?

*Cora's eyes went from shock to rage as she rips herself off and runs towards Diane, who at the moment is startled as the girl starts throwing punches.*

Cora: Give it back that's mom's!

*Chris joins Diane's side and starts to pull her from Cora as she continues to reach for the necklace. Chris then has to punch Cora which sends her back and knocking a beaker of water... onto Kaguya's lap. Cora gets up to see Diane and Chris lock the door soon after and then realize that she had knocked herself into her grandmother. But when she turns around to help her, both her eyes and the team could only stare as Kaguya lays on the floor... her green mermaid tail in place of her human legs.*

Cora: Wha- Gr-GRandmama you're a... a

Fred: Mermaid!

*With Chris and Diane they check over her being to see if they're any scratches. When they found none they continue on their way; slightly commenting on how much anger could be installed in such a small child.*

Di: Is Mizuchi doing well?

Chris: Somewhat... I think the chemical is starting to wear off. He's asking not only where Cora is, but also why she's appearing so uncomfortable... seems like he's the type of person that won't just marry any one if they don't get along with his child.

Di: Hmm. I'll need to refill it soon. The potion is coming along. Assuming there's no more minor setbacks, we'll be in the clear.

*Kage is shaking as he tries to communicate with Hiro and the team despite knowing the reality of it all. His Baymax had to ultimately pick him up and hold him to help him calm down.*

Kage: My god... they got them...

Baymax: There, there. It will be alright.

Kage: No it isn't! The only hope for my family's rescue is gone and are now in Liv Amara's hands! Face it Baymax! We've lost!

*He rips himself off the nurse bot before he sinks down to the floor, curling himself into a ball. He starts to sniff as the wave of vulnerability washes over him, at this point not caring if its seen by Baymax. What else is there now? Liv Amara had won, and had taken everything away with a snap of her fingers, leaving him all alone... just like Nozako... But Baymax isn't having that. He waddles over to Kage.*

Kage: B-Besides... what can I even do to help them?

Baymax: You have saved Cora by taking her to the ocean for her mermaid blood... And had even helped Hiro and Gogo at the pizzeria as well.. Why don't you rise up and find a solution like before?

*There's a lot of things he could tell Baymax: Because he had stalked all of them, had used Tadashi's image to manipulate Hiro to joining his side, and had been the reason behind Cora's nightmares. But all he could say is this.*

Kage: No one would ever want someone like me to help them...

Baymax:... But Cora, Papa, Kaguya, Hiro, Wasabi, Fred, Honey Lemon, Gogo, Aunt Cass, Grandville, Globby, and my other self had helped you anyway.

*That got Kage to look up to Baymax as he shows video recordings of the times Kage had shared with the gang and their laughs. How with Grandville there's the rekindling of their friendship, how Aunt Cass made jokes and had him help around the café, enjoying reading Globby's text as he goes on about the super hero training program... and all the warmth and love Mizuchi, Kaguya, and Cora had given him at their home. Its there that he got a plan, his mind running to over drive mode. He gets up and starts contacting Miyuki and Globby.*

Kage: Globby! Ice Frost can you hear me?

Globby: Yeah I hear ya! Cora, Mizuchi, and Liv had left the party already though, so whats up?

Miyuki: Did Hiro and the gang get any info.

Kage: they got captured by Liv Amara's monsters and are now held prisoner of Sycorax.

Globby and Miyuki: What?!

Kage: No time to panic now. We're still going with Hiro's old plan in regards of tomorrow with some added changes: *To Miyuki*Orso Knox, Globby, Ned Ludd, and Mothra are going to break them out of Sycorax. Come hell or high water... You, my Baymax, and I will stop the wedding.

*The dawn of the third day rises and everyone is up and about for the wedding that night. From last night the rest of Big Hero 7, Cora, and Kaguya are still awake from Last night had not been a rather pleasant time after seeing Kaguya's mermaid tail on full display, leading to confused shrieks and Baymax trying to calm the situation down. After getting her dry Kaguya proceeds to tell them her entire side of the story: From her home city Oceanus, meeting her lost beloved James, her initial potion creation, how they had survived through the human world before meeting Mizuchi, the sirens, Hiro and Cora's disappearances, and Orso Knox. And all of that lead to Cora staring at her grandmother with disbelief and distrust, hurt that this is the second time she had been lied to be her own family... third if she had added Kage's identity as Obake. It had been a very long story, so long that they had only realized morning came when Diane and Chris have come down to the lab.*

Chris: Oh wow! You all look like you haven't slept all night! We gotta freshen you up Cora if you wanna look good for tonight~ *To the team and Kaguya* Don't worry, I'll make sure to take pictures of the wedding for you all to look at.

*Diane gets over to her own chemistry set where all her chemicals are stored. After quickly assembling them and one insta-freeze later she got back with a fully rejuvenated lipstick for her lipstick tube. She looks at Kaguya and then the pot*

Di: Is it ready?

Kaguya: Yes...

Di: Set it on Liv's capsule, now.

*With the help of Chris they prop it up to the tubes where it soon injects her with the potion. And soon, its showing signs of progress.*

Di: Yes! Her vitals are gaining strength! I bet by the end of the day she'll be all better! Just in time for my return as Diane Mizichio. *Grabs one small vial with the potion*.. and I'll consider this your wedding present.

*She then heads out to the door where Chris takes Cora outside, where the last thing they saw was her smug, preening grin. Once locked behind doors the team look at Kaguya, who is staring at the door with tears streaming down her eyes.*

Kaguya: Why must this be this way?...

Hiro: Kaguya?

Kaguya: I wanted to tell Cora when she was ready, I think sixteen at best... but seeing me like that, in the most critical and dangerous part of this day... I don't know if my own granddaughter would forgive me after being exposed to so many lies.

Honey Lemon: That's not true Miss Kaguya!

Hiro: A-and I meant what I said about loving Cora no matter who or what she is! Yeah, keeping the fact that she's half mermaid along with Mizuchi keeping the whole Yakuza lineage thing a secret was not a smart move in the long run, but that shouldn't change how she views herself as a person! If anything, after we get out of here you can have plenty of time to teach her about her mermaid heritage!

Kaguya:... you're right. The very least I could do to make up for it is to guide her in the ways of a mermaid.

Gogo: If we can even get out the door...

Hiro: Don't forget, we still have the other team out there! They can break us out!

Wasabi: But who's gonna lead them? I know Miyuki's competent but-

Fred: She's more of a suggestions girl than a planner.

Hiro: They already have a leader... and he's the only hope for our rescue now... Kage.

*Throughout the day Kage is hard at work setting up the plan Hiro laid out with Globby and Miyuki, going over strategies and their strengths/weaknesses. Globby is tasked with delivering Ned Ludd to the city for the time while Miyuki heads over to get Mothra and Orso Knox to relay the news and the plan. As of while, Chris, Diane, and Cora are around the city getting ready for their wedding tonight such as getting their hair styled, picking up dresses, and making sure they are properly scheduled with the events... to which they run to a slight hiccup.*

Di: So you're saying that the officiary isn't gonna be there in time? Isn't there anyone else that could take over?

Clerk: I'm sorry Miss Amara, all the others are booked..

Di: *sighs* Fine... thanks for telling me...

*They walk out the building where Cora could not help but grin slightly to herself. Hopefully this would give her friends some time to catch up to the wedding before the last I Do. And all around they went on until they got to where the ceremony will take place: by the clear bay on the docks. The people are hard at work setting up everything from the seats, the arch for the couple to take their vows, and where to serve the food. Diane and Chris discuss rearranging it to something else after relaying the news while Cora stares out to the sea. Kage's eyes pierce with focus on his creation: Battle armor for Baymax, and himself. His Baymax's color scheme will be a navy blue color with tints of red version of the other Baymax while his own is black and red with pink accents. He will have a visor similar to Wasabi's, and Hiro's weapons modified to his size and a mini computer on his fore arm armor to hack. Orso Knox and Mothra fly through the city with Globby acting as a buddy guard to meet up at a designated place Kage arranged with Miyuki using her ice to travel back to the city with Ned Ludd not far behind her on a moose. Finally, it was an hour before the wedding will start and guests are piling in; from other competitive companies like KreiTech (Who only agreed to attend when he learned of the whole thing from Carter in hopes to see Liv finally exposed as the snake she is), to some professors such as Grandville, gulping softly at how ready the ceremony is, to some of her staff from Sycorax. Karmi is bouncing up and down as she repeatedly smooths her own dress as she waits by the side of Grandville. At a building not too far away, Diane and Cora are both getting dressed for the day. Diane is dressed in a mermaid cut dress with a heart shaped neckline, adorned with pearls in her updo hair, with the finishing touch being Akemi's necklace around her neck to which tied behind is the vial of the healing potion used to save Liv Amara. Cora is in a coral pink, off shoulder knee length dress pearls on her neckline as well, her hair set with waves added with soft blush and pink gloss on her lips.*

Di: Dang it! I left my lipstick in my purse. Chris?-

Chris: I'm on it!

*Chris rushes back to the car where he quickly picks up the purse and checks over the lipstick. Once he sees that's its not melted he heads back slightly springting only to bump into a man and spilling both of their stuff. Chris grunts in frustration before he picks up everything, muttering about he should have been given the graces of a dolphin... Lenny smirks from his trench coat and fedora as he stuffs a similar looking colored lipstick in his pocket. *

Di: Finally!

*Diane quickly applies her lipstick to her face before she turns around to face Chris.*

Chris: Looking smashing Dian-

Di: Sh! Not yet! Have you checked Cora?

Chris: Going to right now!

*He heads over to Cora's door and opens it to see Cora still staring blankly at her relfection.*

Chris: well, aren't you as pretty as a rose bud... just like your mother...

Cora: *Turning her head away* Like Diane?

Chris: Of course not silly! Diane is alright, but I mean your actual mother. I could see where she passed on her good looks. You're dad must've been a lucky man to have had someone like her in his life.

Cora: Yeah... because they actually love each other to want to be in each other's lives..

Chris: Aww don't be so pissy… you wanna go out and talk?

Cora: No... I rather wait here and just wait for the ceremony to be done already...

Chris: *Condescending* Are you having a little tantrum, little Cora?

Cora: Don't call me that.

Chris: Why not? Its such a cute name for you, Little Cora-

*Cora takes off her shoe and starts whacking him on the head in retaliation. He was at first off guard before he grunts in frustration and shoves her to the closet and barricading it with a chair.*

Cora: Hey! What are you doing?!

Chris: I had thought about at least getting to know you better and make some pleasant memories after tonight, but now all you'll remember before Diane kills you and whisks your dad all the way to Sutamura to get your inheritance is nothing but a dark closet. See ya later~

Cora: No! No!

*Cora starts banging the door already, trying to push back despite the lock and chair before Chris locks the room with another key. He heads back out to Diane, who is just about ready to have heels on.*

Di: How's Cora?

Chris: Under the weather sadly, she's not exactly in the mood for guests so.. she'll be in the closet for a while.

Di: Figures.. so long as we can get her out before the ceremony so she could at least act like a person would be fine enough.

*The two chuckle quietly, silently celebrating their impending victory. At the designated place globby is there with Orso Knox and Mothra as Miyuki keeps Ned from wandering off.*

Globby; You see Kage anywhere?

Miyuki: There!

*They see two figures emegre from the dark, dressed in their armor and ready for combat.*

Globby: Wow Kage! You look sharp!

Miyuki: Defiantly something new for you two.

Kage: Thank you both.

Ned: So where's Sycorax and this wedding?

Kage: The wedding is at Fisherman's wharf and Sycorax is outside of San Fransokyo. Now *Activating Visor* lets get this party ready.

*At the actually wedding, Mizuchi is waiting around the aisle, looking nervously at the crowd and feeling suffocated by his suit. While the white tuxedo with red rose and slicked back hair made him dashing, he couldn't help but feel so exposed. And this nagging feeling would not go away! He then sees Diane Amara walk down the aisle as did the guests... without Cora by her side. Chris is by the music stands clearing his throat as he makes his announcement.*

Chris: Thank you all for coming for tonight's special event. There has been however one hiccup, the officiary is running a little late so I thought we could pass the time by having the first dance!

*But dancing was the last thing on his mind as Mizuchi whispers to Diane.*

Mizuchi: Liv where is Cora?

Di: She's fine sweetie, she's just getting the jitters.

Mizuchi: But you know I can't start the wedding without my daughter-

Chris: *Cutting through and directing spotlight at Mizuchi and Diane* And I would like to dedicate the first dance to Liv Amara, and her soon to be husband Mizuchi. The guests urge the couple to dance together(Aside form Krei, Lois, and Grandville for obvious reasons) before they do.*

Chris: Where have all the good men gone and...where are all the gods?...Where's the street wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?~

Mizuchi: Are you sure its alright to do this? I want to share this night with my daughter too.

Di: Its alright my love. Sides, you'll love this night so much that you won't even realize its been gone.

Chris: Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?... Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need~... Hit it!

*soon the music adds in the vocalization of a choir as the music rises up.*

Chris: I need a Hero!~

*Kage is flying on Baymax as he is joined by Miyuki, using her own ice through propel her through the air along with Mothra, while on the ground is Orso Knox, Globby, and Ned Ludd.*

Kage: Remember the plan! *To Orso Knox, Mothra, Globby, and Ned* You four head to Sycorax and break out Big Hero 7! They are guarded by Momakase, Sparkles, and Bessie!

globby: Heard ya loud and clear boss!

Ned: I'm coming Bessie!

*The four fly off to Sycorax while Kage gives a determined look to Miyuki before heading their way to Fisherman's wharf.*

Chris: I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the end of the night!~ He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight! I need a hero! I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light! He's gotta be sure and its gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life! Larger than life~

* Globby, Orso Knox, Mothra, and Nedd ludd are sensed through the sensors Diane had installed last night to which rises the monsters hidden in her keep to defend it. The sensors just so happen to get Big Hero 7 and Kaguya awake from their slumber as they wonder what is going on. Momakase, Sparkles, and Bessie are facing the four on their way... with the leader growling at Globby.*

Momakase: Oh its you!

Globby: Aw.. I missed you too Momakase… not!

*Bessie comes rushing in and fires its blast, leading to three of the four to dodge out of the way. But Ned instantly recognizes the green glow and rock formation of the bear.*

Ned: Bessie! Ya'll go fight off them freaks! I'll handle Bessie!

*Ned jumps up and lands in front of Bessie, keeping her busy while Mothra, Orso Knox, and Globby go against Momakase and Sparkles.*

Chris: Somewhere after midnight.. in my wildest fantasies.. somewhere just beyond my reach, there's someone reaching back for me!~Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat! Its gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet!~

*Mizuchi continues dancing with Diane as the guests look on, his face expressing concern and questioning what is truly going on while Diane simply smiles and winks at her groom. Grandville looks around, hoping to see any sign of rescue. Cora is continuing to push through the door, not giving up knowing that this door is made of wood, and she will not waste it and let her papa marry Diane. Kage and Baymax go through city with Miyuki hoping across the streets to catch up before landing up to join him. Orso Knox knocks back Sparkles while Globby fights off Momakase, leaving Mothra to fly down the stairs all the way to the lab, where she starts clawing at the pass code and banging the door.*

Honey Lemon: I think that's-

Hiro: Mothra!

*Mothra chirps in agreement as she continues to claw the key pad, finally destroying it to the point the door opens up, to which she flies over to the cells and starts pressing the buttons to release them... only for a knife to nearly hit her if not for Globby's globbiness.*

*The cells open up where Hiro directs Mothra to pick up Baymax while they try to either run out the room or help Globby against Momakase. Hiro had been the one along with Gogo to stay behind to fight Momakase, landing in a kick to her back while she fought Globby. The capsule beating softly as it nears its opening.*

Chris: Up where the mountains meet the heavens above! Up where the lightning meets the sea! I could swear there was someone somewhere watching me!~ Through the wind and the chill and the rain! And the storm and the flood! I could feel his approach like a fire in my blood~!

*Hiro, Gogo, and Globby lead Momakase upstairs when they saw the capsule nearing its completion and would not risk the real Liv Amara to her. Honey Lemon, Fred, Kaguya, Wasabi, Mothra, and Baymax run up to the main floor where they see on the floor a non-mutated Sparkles beneath Orso Knox, next to Ned Ludd on top of Bessie. They move out of the way where Momakase is slashing her claws only for Gogo to punch her in the face and Hiro landing a swift kick, landing her on Bessie's path where the rock bear chimera blasts Momakase, destroying the chip inside her and rendering her back to normal and unconscious. While the gang make sure to call the police and tie them up to a tree without their weapons, Hiro quickly spots the flash drive hidden safely and picks it up.*

Honey Lemon: *Hugging Globby* Thank you guys so much!

Globby: Aww shucks.

Hiro: Globby, you go take Baymax back to the Lucky cat for safe keeping... we're going to that wedding! Come on!

*And with that, Mothra carries Fred, Wasabi and Gogo while Orso Knox has Hiro and Honey Lemon riding his back joined by Ned and Bessie. Cora finally breaks through the hinges and runs towards the second door and notes its stronger material. She looks around and finds several wire coat hangers nearby, to which she grabs it and starts bending its metal as she looks at the key hole.*

Chris: I need a hero! I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light~ And he's gotta be sure and its gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life~!

Kage: We're halfway there! But its not enough time!

Baymax 1: I recommend Overdrive mode.

Miyuki: But doesn't Overdrive mode drain your battery?

Kage: And I hadn't modified you yet for the other battery reserve!

Baymax: Time is of the essence. and flying makes me a better health care companion.

Kage: OK then... Engage Overdrive mode!

*The moments that over drive mode is announced felt like it moved in slow motion... *

Baymax: Overdrive Mode Engaged.

*Until they are suddenly sent flying through the air soon approaching the fishermen's wharf where the wedding is taking place.*

Chris: Oh he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight! I need a Hero!~

*Mizuchi and Diane are now seeing each other's eyes as the former lifted up his bride, now taking this chance to kiss him. And when his lips is about to meet hers...*

Kage: Stop!

*Mizuchi turns his head along with the guests as they saw what appears to be Omega Danger landing on the aisle while two supers hop down to face them.*

Kage: *To Liv* You there! Back away from my brother!

Mizuchi: Kage? W-Whats going on here?

Di: Excuse me? Last I checked you two were not even on the guest list!

Miyuki: Perhaps its cause we could see a rat from a mile away!

Baymax 1: Y-YeAh! A-A-A rAT!

*The two supers note that as predicated, Omega Danger is at lower battery, acting like a drunk as he falls to his face and attempts to walk ahead despite it.*

Di:Who are you two to call me a rat?! And even Omega Danger! Who are you two anyway?

Hiro: They're honorary members of Big Hero 7!

*That is when they see more coming on their way... Big Hero 7 and the rest of Kage's team. Diane shrieks away as Mothra's wings beat before landing as Hiro hops off and joins kage. *

Hiro: Diane Amara! You are under arrest for all the monster attacks on the city of San Fransokyo!

Guest: Diane Amara?

Guest 2: But her name is Liv!

*Now the guests start to chatter as accusation like glances at Diane start forming. Now sweat is developing on the bride's brow. But

she soon regains her composure before shooting back an accusation. *

Di: And how could you be so sure it could be me when Sparkles had admitted to being the one behind the monsters?

Hiro: That does sound true... but we have two witnesses.. and one of them is at your wedding... where is Cora?

Cora: Right here!

*Cora is seen running from the building and towards the wedding, breathing heavily as she tries to slow her heart.*

Di: Oh Cora! Where were you?-

Cora: Chris locked me in the closet and you did nothing!

*The guests look at Chris, who is now nervously looking at them as he nervously chuckles. Mizuchi looks at Cora as his mind starts to become more clear and focused.*

Mizuchi: Wait... Chris locked you in the closet?! What kind of woman did I agree to marry?!

Cora: You'll see soon.. along with everyone else. *Notices Orso Knox behind the team.* Hi Mr. Knox.

Di: Knox?!

*Orso Knox comes forward where he places himself in front of Cora, growling at Diane Amara as Hiro stands by his side.*

Di: W-Wait a minute! How is he even alive! You killed him!

Hiro: No, we faked it. Cora here, *Winks at her* explained that Orso Knox had been trapped by you and living in a cage when you should had cured him already... then we found this...

*Knox shows his arm for them to see the chip within. Diane lightly swallows as Ned comes forward with Bessie as she aims her blast at him as Hiro takes Cora away, to which it finally dies down to reveal a (Thankfully clothed) human man in its place... but the look of anger remained in his eyes.*

Di: M-Mr. Knox! Y-You!-

*Knox quickly closes the gap between them and punches her straight in the face, resulting in the bride having a black eye.*

Knox: Save all your lies Amara! You had transformed me into that thing to keep me quiet when I found out about your more heinous deeds! I would be still be in your 'services' if not for that young lady and Big Hero 7! Not to mention you had transformed all those villains to monsters for your bidding!

*Hiro pulls out the flash drive from his body, to which Diane immediately recognize to have more evidence inside. She then looks at Chris to which he throws a the microphone towards his hands, making him drop the flash drive to the ground and Diane immediately grabbing it.*

Diane: Well then.. If this is how it goes.. *To Chris, holding her phone* Get Cora.

*Chris nods to which Diane pushes a button, where Chris starts growing in size, now nearing the stature and muscle of a gorilla.*

Fred: OK... now I see it.

*Chris hopes over to Cora and holds her in his hands while Diane runs towards the car.*

Mizuchi: No!

Diane: Come and get us if you want your precious daughter so badly!

*Diane starts driving off while Chris drives off and away from the wedding with Cora in tow.*

Cora: Seriously?! Not again!

*Mizuchi, his mind kicking to full gear, starts growling before he starts to run after them along with Hiro and Kage. The guests are left flabbergasted while Big Hero 7 and Kaguya are left with the stunned silence. The team start directing the guests away from the wedding while leaving behind a stunned Grandville, a tight lipped Kaguya, and a flabbergasted Karmi. *

Karmi: So.. she was a fake this whole time!?

Kaguya: Yes.. And you two seem to be like peas in a pod personality wise...

Karmi: W-What?

*Kaguya goes over to Grandville where she pulls out Cora's phone and immediately starts pulling up certain videos. And when Grandville sees what it contains... her frown is directed on Karmi.*

Grandville:*To Karmi* Miss Karmi… you and I will have talk.

Karmi: *Gulps*

*They got through the city streets but Kage and Hiro quickly loose steam as they see Mizuchi no where close to exhausted as he trails after them.*

Hiro: Damn it! How are we gonna catch up to them?! Both our baymaxes are out of commission!

*That's when they see Mothra fly up towards them and holds out her arms.*

Kage: Why don't we hitch a ride with her instead?

*The two are quickly held in Mothra's eyes as they fly through the city where they see Mizuchi running faster, the speed tearing apart his tuxedo jacket due to the amount of movement. It was then that they see where exactly they are heading towards. Sycorax. Once Diane and Chris reach them the woman grabs Cora by the wrist and starts dragging her inside the building. That's when they see the three people along with an enraged father in tow.*

Di: Keep them busy. I am going to deal with this brat!

*She drags Cora down to the lab while Chris heads on to battle with Mizuchi, who starts throwing fists at him.*

Kage: Mizuchi we're coming to help!

*The three land down as Chris starts to pin Mizuchi down, kneeing him in his stomach multiple times. While it did cause Mizuchi to grunt in pain, the adrenaline rushing through his veins along with the wires running through his blood. Mothra flies up top where she lets out her screech to disorient the genetic mutated man for a moment before Mizuchi lands a punch to his face.*

Mizuchi: Take your chances and go! Save my daughter!

*Kage and Hiro head inside the building, running past the villains tied up while Mizuchi makes sure to preoccupy Chris along with Mothra. The door opens up just for Diane to throw Cora to the ground.*

Di: You and your little friends and boyfriends just have to fuck up everything don't you!

*She starts throwing vials to Cora, who quickly moves out of the way as to avoid being hit.*

Di: You just have to be so fucking difficult!

*She throws another beaker at her which sends glass shards flying and one of them hitting Cora's leg, to which the girl yelps in pain. Diane soon spots a patch where she gets a brand new idea. Cora's eyes widen before she gets up and starts running through, avoiding the now manically pissed off woman with the monster patch in her hands. Hiro and Kage get down to see Diane launching herself and pinning Cora to the ground. Kage runs towards them and pushes Diane off hard, resulting in flash drive falling off, glaring at her heatedly.*

Kage: Get your hands off my niece!

*Hiro rushes over to Cora's side and hugs her tightly.*

Hiro: You alright?

Cora: I will be... *Spots the flash drive* Go get the flash drive, I'll send over a message to Chief Cruz.

*Hiro nods before he does so, with Cora getting up and finding a computer to start typing up a message to Chief Cruz along with the evidence provided. Once in his hands Hiro rushes towards Cora while Kage keeps Diane away from them. Mothra continues flying around Chris as Mizuchi continues battling him.*

Chris: For a demonic titan you're pretty weak. Must be an age thing.

*Mizuchi head butts Chris while Mothra zooms down to land a punch with her own fists. The videos starts playing one by one as the message processes them, confirming what they had witnessed. Orso Knox pinned down and stabbed with the chip, making him grow into the very monster he was; High Voltage being held against their will as she inserts her own chips to their necks under the threat of death... but the third one was what caught Kage's attention after he knocks Diane's head to the capsule, rendering her unconscious.*

Cora: No way...

Hiro: Its- Its...

Chara: my name is Chara Bonete Ma'm...

*The video shows Chara, holding her cup of tea handed by Chris while Diane sits beside her, listening closely.*

Chara: I was at sea looking for help... there are others trapped on an island and I need your help!

Di: We're you all shipwrecked?

Chara: In a way yes... by mermaids... I know it sounds crazy but its true. The sirens kept me and others far from their homes. I can tell you where the island is! I also need to find someone... a man. He has black hair and blue eyes and his name starts with a K!

Di:... Give Chris and I a moment... we need to process this...

*They walked out, leaving Chara alone. They see Chara getting up, looking curiously around till she finds a computer. Curios she logs on... and found something that caused her to scream. Diane runs back where Chara starts backing away.*

Chara: W-Why did you turn that man into a monster?! What did he ever do to you?

Di:... He knew too much... and apparently so do you.

*She pulls out the drill used for High Voltage and Chara starts running away. Finally it showed the following... Chara throws a tray of acid to the lady, hitting her in the face resulting in a scream. The scream had made Chara jump back so much that she fell backwards to the chemicals used for the chips along with two insects models of a moth and a water strider. Diane squirms wildly as Chara screams in pain as the chemicals morphed to a black goo, engulfing her before she is transformed to the very monster fighting Chris right now.*

Cora: Holy shit...

Kage: Oh my god! Chara!

*Kage immediately heads towards the door only for Diane to stab him in the back with a scaple. Hiro stands in front of the Cora as the last video is fully uploaded to the message. Diane then pulls out the scalpel and holds it to kage's neck.*

Di: Press that send button and he's dead!

*Cora and Hiro look at each other then to Kage, wincing at the closeness of the scalpel to his neck. They get out slowly as Diane directs them back outside... where the capsule begins to slowly open. Chris is pinned to the floor by Mizuchi's fists, growling as Mothra lands down. That is when Mizuchi looks up to see Diane holding Kage hostage while Hiro and Cora's hands were up in the air. Chris knees Mizuchi to the stomach, giving it his all to which Mizuchi finally growls in pain. Mothra sees Kage held under threat, and all she knew is that the man is in danger. She flies towards him with arms open to grab him away-*

Kage: Chara look out!

*A fist hits the back of Chara's wings, to which she is sent to the floor, with Chris now placing pressure... a sickening crack forming down. She is then thrown over the ledge... heading towards the water below.*

Cora: No!

Kage: Chara!

Mizuchi: Chara?

Di: Now. Mizuchi, get to the fucking yatch down below where Chris will place this rat somewhere he could be less of a nuisance. *To Cora and Hiro* And as for you two. I'm gonna make you my new monsters and lock you below the lab at Sutamura for the rest of your days! I will not allow you ruin my plans!

*She is then punched in the back of her neck, making her let go of Kage, while the hand holds the necklace with the vial of the healing potion. Liv Amara then grabs the phone from Diane and presses the button which changes Chris' stature to normal size, making him look at her with shock and confusion. Kage uses this moment to run off and dive away to the ocean to rescue Chara. Liv Amara then looks at Hiro and Cora, giving her the necklace and vial... along with an additional vial of the healing potion.*

Liv: I don't know if this is enough for you to heal Chara and Kage's wounds... especially after what my sister had done to you...

Di: Liv! Y-You're OK!

*Liv looks at Diane and all she has on her face is disgust and shame, silencing Diane.*

Liv: I've already sent the message to the police. They'll be here soon.. you guys go... My sister and I have already done damage to you all... And we'll pay the consequences..

*Hiro and Cora walk away slowly before they run off, heading to the side off path along with Mizuchi, away from their sight.*

Di: W-Why Liv?! We were this close to getting everything we ever wanted!

Liv: But not like this... this is as much my fault as it is yours...

* Cora throws the vials of the healing potion to her father to which he catches easily. Mizuchi is already at the waves swimming through as Hiro and Cora look out at sea with concern. Finally they see him emerge from the ocean, with Kage and a still mutated Chara in his arms, carrying them to the sand banks. Thats' where Big Hero 7, Kaguya, and Orso Knox arrive to see this. Kage had obviously received his half of the potion as his wounds were gone... but he appeared.. younger... the sea salt had mixed in a bit as Mizuchi fed it to him... But Chara's body still appears broken, her sapphire heart exposed and cracked. *

Honey Lemon: Oh no!...

Knox: *Running towards them as he looks at Chara* oh dear god no...

Kage: Chara! Chara please stay with me!

Gogo: Wait.. Chara?

*The team looks at Hiro and Cora, to which from the look in their faces confirmed that yes... Mothra is in fact Kage's lost beloved, mutated into this... and loosing strength.. Chara managed to open her eyes slightly as she looks at Kage, trying to hold her hand close to his heart.*

Kage: H-Here! This potion should at least heal your wounds!

*He grabs the second vial and pours in to Chara's mouth, some of it streaming down the side as it joins the ocean water touching her.*

Kage: Everything will be alright Chara… I promise... I should've realized sooner who you were... I hope you can forgive me...

*The creature blinks softly before she moves her hand to Kage's face while the other moves to her sapphire heart... pointing it before to him...then... she muttered out words... raspy yet filled with what warmth is left...*

Chara: I... see... you...remember me... I go... happy.. Kage… my heart... yours... always...

*That's when her hands fall away, her eyes closing.*

Kage:*Tears streaming N-No! Please!... I can't loose you!... I love you...

*He holds her close as he starts sobbing into her now cooling body. Cora sobs on Hiro's shoulder as he holds her close, the team dropping their heads in respect. Mizuchi and Kaguya joining the hug around the two teens. joining in mourning of the one held in Kage's arms.. taken from him far too soon. That is when a small faint color of the potion starts seeping to the creature's body, growing around it, catching everyone's attention. Kage lets go as it now wrapped around her, embracing her and lifting her up to the air, her bug like features finally melt away to those of a human... claws becomes hands, wings dissipate into air, hair flowing smoothly, and clothes she wore before taking place. She then floats down to the ground, facing away from the group... the sapphire heart placed at Kage's feet. Kage couldn't move an inch even when the body does. She looks down to see her hands, human hands... to which she turns around to reveal the face of a young woman, strawberry blonde hair framing her freckled face and green eyes. Kage continues to stare at the woman as she starts smiling widely before looking at him with warmth.*

Chara: Kage… its me!

*Kage finally steps forward, looking closely at the woman before catching her green eyes. And all doubt he held before is washed away.*

Kage: It is you!

Chara: *nods* I'm me again...

*The two continue to look into each other's eyes before they go to finally kiss together, the two lovers reunited at last.*

Honey Lemon: Woo!

Fred: Alright!

*The all cheer and celebrate at the couple and their victory over Sycorax that night. After Chief Cruz received the message he sent out his police cars where he arrested Liv, Diane, and Chris while the police shut down the lab by the early sunrise. A police van arrives as it takes the three inside and driven off to no doubt the docks: This time for their way to imprisonment... with a driver similarly looking a lot like Lenny.*

Dunder: Well, this has been quiet a turn off events. Turns out the evil twin has been behind all the monster attacks all around San Fransokyo. Police managed to apprehend the escaped villains but are still on the search for High Voltage. Sycorax is shut down and all employees are held under investigation. The biggest question is now open for all: What happens now?

*The TV is playing on as the gang, Globby, Miyuki, Mizuchi, Hiro,and Cora are decorating the house for a welcome home party.*

Wasabi: Man, its hard to believe that this is all over. Liv- I mean.. Di is now imprisoned-

Gogo: And most of the bad guys we fought are back in jail.

Fred: Except for High Voltage. We're gonna go to that later.

Cora: Yup... and since learning about that fact of my heritage at least I can understand a little now...

*Mizuchi and Hiro look at Cora as she connects the lights to the stairs. Mizuchi had been informed by then that she had learned about Kaguya's secret along with her mermaid heritage. It took a while for Cora to talk to Kaguya again as they both explained to her the reason they kept her mermaid half a secret. After much talking it was decided that Kaguya will no properly educate Cora on her mermaid heritage along with her friends and boyfriend, so that they not only gain an understanding of Mermaid culture in general, but to understand her grandmother and their heritage more. While it had been shaken by the reveal, it would take more than that to tear apart their bond.*

Mizuchi: Anyway, I heard that Kaguya had showed Professor Grandville those videos?

Hiro: Oh yeah! I mean, you could hardly believe what we looked like when Grandville got Cora and I together to tell us that Karmi's expelled!

Cora: Yeah, because she showed my videos of Karmi being the worst... And you know what? I'm pretty happy she did. I mean, I still don't know how to feel about learning being half mermaid by my grandmother... but at least that little bitch gonna be gone forever.

Hiro: Me too...And sides, you can learn all about the ocean.

Cora: Yeah! I'm pretty excited about it! Man its gonna be an experience... well.. after this...

*The door in front of them opens up to reveal Kaguya standing beside Kage and Chara, both dressed in new wardrobe as they see a welcome home banner and greeted by everyone.*

Everyone: Surprise!

Mizuchi: You are looking good brother, as do you Chara.

Chara: Thank you.

Fred: You guys do looke great! Younger even! Like, in your twenties young!

Kaguya: that's cause the salt water had been mixed with the potion. Without it, it simply heals wounds.

Hiro: I see... and again. We're sworn by an oath.

*Cora walks up to the two of them where she hugs them tightly.*

Cora: Welcome hone Chara… and Uncle Kage…

*Kage and Chara then hug the girl back, smiling at the girl's greeting.*

Fred: well what are we waiting for? Lets get this party started!

Minimax: I agree! Commence the celebration!

*Music starts playing from both Baymaxes, repaired and functioning normally, as every one greets Kage and Chara happily. Hiro then goes to Cora where he kisses her on the lips, making Cora smile warmly as she wraps her arms around his neck.*

Chara: Does that remind you of anything Kage?

Kage: I think so... but what I am more interested is if you want to dance?

Chara: I'd love to.

*And so the jovial atmosphere rings through the house, the warmth and light returning to their house, because as far as they know, they are free from the clutches of the witch of Sycorax.*

A.N: Again! I had to re-write the whole chapter after reading it whole and realized it added stuff that didn't amount to anything and exposed stuff too soon. Anyways, I hope you love this chapter! Love you guys! I will try to catch up to the other episode chapters but for now, let me rest. Thank you all so much for your patience and reading Big Hero 7 The series!

[meowci-beaucoup]

Crazy Rich Marinette (?)

My new fic idea inspired by 15 hours on the plane!!

- In which Marinette and Adrien "switch tropes" and follow a storyline inspired by Crazy Rich Asians. The Crazy Rich Asian AU (tm) you may call it.

- The setting is Paris and then switches to China (probably Beijing because Mandarin Chinese).

- Adrien studied Comparative Cognition and is a visiting lecturer at a local university. Still trying to get tenure. He ironically teaches "Canine Cognition."

- Marinette is cryptic about what she does for a living, but Adrien never probed. Marinette likes to freeload off of Adrien, so he wonders if he's better off than her... but her clothes suggest otherwise at times.

- Gabriel is a freelance designer and is actually very attached to his son (is still Hawk Moth though, just with a hint of Don't Bother My Wonderful Son and Rise Proletariat). He loves Marinette. Absolutely adores her fashion sense. Doesn't realize she is his archnemesis.

- Flashbacks to Gabriel akumatizing randos to be like "Hello ○○○. My name is Hawk Moth. I will grant you powers in return for my son's Happiness... Oh..... And also the Miraculouses."

- Adrien's mother has been in a coma for a long time, but Gabriel can't pull the plug. He pays the hospital bills. When Marinette's family probes on Adrien, he confesses this story, and it brings to question their relationship. "Is this son without a mother fit for my daughter??"

- Marinette's family is actually very very rich. A giant Bread Conglomerate that has resulted in her family banking some serious bucks and having lots of real estate. You know Chinese bakeries?? Egg tarts and sausage bread? Yeah that's all her family's. Get rekt by Fortune and Fame.

- Sabine is straight savage and takes the place of Eleanor Young (Nick's mother) in the movie. She comes from old money and she married into old money. Very much disapproves of Adrien being with Marinette. Has a bit of an inferiority complex herself that she projects onto Adrien.

- Marinette's dad is unfortunately only ominously mentioned. He's too Powerful to even be put into words.

- Ladybug and Chat Noir interactions. Before dating, while dating, while in China, and finally. A Big Reveal that sends Marinette and Adrien both spiraling #AsPerUsual

- The first few chapters: Marinette and Adrien slowly falling in love with each other. "I can't tell him I'm scary rich" tension. Otherwise, they're happy. They're healthy. So much cute fluff!!! Ladybug and Chat Noir interactions.

- Next few chapters: Okay so Alya and Nino are getting married. Their location is China. Because of course it is. And Adrien is Nino's Best Man. Marinette is like "Wow this is the perfect time for me to introduce you to my family!!" ---> And in doing so, foreshadows that it is not in fact the perfect time to meet her family.

- Ladybug: "Wait why are you in Beijing?"

  Chat: "Oh.. you know.. Family trip! Here for a wedding I guess, what about you m'lady?"

  Ladybug: "...Oops! Looks like my earrings are blinking!! You know what thAt meANS!!"

- Adrien and Nino were college roommates. Turns out Nino is pretty rich. Everyone's rich? Adrien's like "wtf why/how are all of you rich?" They're total bros though. Nino and Alya's family will be attending their wedding but ..

- Marinette's family will also be attending the wedding as well because it's gonna be Big and Alya's Marinette's friend so of course? They're going to go?

- Adrien meets Marinette's family and very weakly and unimpressively tries to speak in Mandarin to them. He messes up the tones and they think he said something about a horse (吗) instead of about his mother (妈妈).

- Will this white boy be able to "prove himself" to a rich, pretentious, and very traditional Chinese family?? Stay Tuned. (Joy Luck Club Vibes)

- Will Marinette be able to successfully eventually propose to Adrien after this and get her mother's approval?? Stay Tuned.

- Marinette: Welcome to China. Say hello to all of my terrible family members.

Give me more headcanons!! I might include them!!

[littlelovelymemes]

✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up... but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever... because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are... actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones... betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names... burn our fingertips off with acid... swap faces... if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so... right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over... what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just... love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we...? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how...? how... how... how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret... i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic... news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’

[iamvegorott]

A New Virus Chapter 1

Hello my little bell peppers and welcome to the highly requested sequel to A Small Glitch! I hope all of you enjoy the sequel as much as you enjoyed the first story!

Summary: Annalise is no longer the little girl Anti and Dark found tied to their door. Reaching the end of her junior year in high school, Annalise is being told that she needs to start thinking about her future. Everyone's saying college while she wants to work at Glitchers, not knowing the full meaning of that job. Dark and Anti believes that to be their only problem, but when everything begins to start draining without their control, they fear that either someone's back, or there's a new virus to deal with. 

Happy Birthday!

“Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.” Dark sang as he entered the dining room, a large chocolate cake was balancing on his hands, four bright orange candles circled the center with their wickers lit.

“Happy birthday dear Annalise.” Anti joined Dark with his singing, a very happy and energetic Annalise sitting at the head of the table. “Happy birthday to you.” Dark placed the cake down in front of Annalise.

“What I do?” Annalise asked as she stared at the cake with wide, eager, eyes.

“You blow out and make a wish,” Anti answered.

“Wish? I get wish?” Annalise put her hands to her mouth in shock.

“And you can’t tell anyone or else it won’t come true,” Dark said, smiling when Annalise scrunched her face in determination.

“Got it.” Annalise nodded her lead before straightening up, chewing her lip for a moment as she thought before letting out a harsh puff of air and blew out the candles.

“Got it one take.” Anti chuckled.

“Father...”

“Wanna tell papa what you wished for.” Dark asked in a soft tone.

“You say no tell!” Annalise huffed, wagging a finger in Dark’s face.

“I was testing you, princess. Have to make sure you don’t tell anyone your secrets.”

“Father.”

“No tell anyone.” Annalise promised.

“I’m ready for some cake.” Anti chuckled.  

“Father!”

Dark snapped out of his happy daze when his office door was thrown open. The laptop continued playing the video as Annalise entered the room, hands on her now developed hips and backpack slung over her shoulder.

“I’m going to be late!” Annalise cried as she grabbed Dark’s arm and started tugging on it. “What are you watching?” She asked when she saw the video.

“Nothing.” Dark quickly paused the recording and stood up.

“I remember making that wish.” Annalise said with a light chuckle.

“That was thirteen years ago, how do you remember that specific wish?” Dark asked as his body changed to match what the fathers of Annalise’s classmates would look like.

“I make the same one every year.” Annalise stated.

“Really? What is it then?” Dark brushed his now salt-and-peppered hair back.

“One: not telling. Two: please keep your hair as dark brown, the gray parts are too old for you.” Annalise ruffled Dark’s hair.

“I think it makes me look mature.” Dark huffed as he changed his hair color.

“It makes you look like a sugar daddy and I will not have my friends try to get some from you.” Annalise adjusted Dark’s hair until she was satisfied.

“I’m a married man. To another man.” Dark straightened his tie before slightly bowing and gesturing towards the door. “After you.”

“Why, thank you.” Annalise said in a low-pitched voice and did a small curtsey before walking out of the office. “When’s dad supposed to get back?” She asked while they headed for the front door.

“He should be back by the time you’re home from school.” Dark answered.

“Bye, Cranky.” Annalise said to the black cat sitting on the kitchen floor. The cat looked up, blinked their one green eye and meowed before going back to his licking.

“Now, if you get a text to ride the bus go-”

“Lock all the doors, gather the hidden guns and knives, stay in the office with Cranky and wait until you get home.” Annalise listed off the steps with her finger as they left the house and went into the car.

“Did you remember-”

“Yes, father, I remember all of it.” Annalise groaned, struggling to get her seatbelt to agree with her.

“Did you remember to look under your seat?” Dark asked with a grin.

“No way!” Annalise squealed and reached under her seat, pulling out a small box. “It’s so pretty!” Annalise gasped when she pulled out a thick gold bracelet, a diamond in the shape of a butterfly was in the center of the band. “Thank you!” Annalise hugged Dark before slipping on the piece of jewelry.

“Happy birthday, princess.” Dark said with a smile.

“Tiana is gonna think that this is so cool!” She continued squealing as she put on her seatbelt.

“Make sure not to lose that, it’s one of a kind.” Dark started as he began driving.

“This thing is too cool to lose!” Annalise said as he admired the bracelet.

So…” Annalise’s shoulders slumped, she knew what that tone of voice meant. “I saw that you had thrown away all of the college pamphlets that have been sent to you.”

“Father.” Annalise groaned.

“You’re nearing the end of your junior year, you need to be thinking about what college you’re going to.” Dark said. “You can go to whichever college you want. We can easily afford it and your grades are nearly perfect and you’re going to score highly on the ACT’s and the SAT’s later this year. You could go to Harvard or Princeton or Yale or anywhere.”

“I don’t want to go to college.” Annalise muttered under her breath. She crossed her arms and curled up when she saw Dark stiffen a little, knowing she was in for a lecture.

“Why don’t you want to go to college? Do you know the thousands of people your age who would love to know that they could go to college worry free? To pursue any field they want without fear? No student loans, no debt, just college?” Dark was waving his other as he spoke.

“You didn’t go to college.” Annalise protested.

“I’m a demon, Annalise. I’m not like the others.”

“And I’m a virus like dad. I’m not like the others, too.”

“Your dad is a virus that was formed inside of a grown man's body. You were born, you are being raised and I have not been raising you so you can waste such a golden opportunity.” Dark waited for several teenagers to walk past the car.

“I don’t want to waste four years to get a degree that I don’t want.” Annalise said.

“What do you want to do then? I can’t think of anything that a college degree isn’t either required or at least help.” Dark pulled up to the high school.

“I want to work with dad.” Annalise answered.

“I…” Dark felt his voice get caught in his throat.

“I’m great with computers, I’m a natural and I’m sure dad won’t require a college degree to hire me.” Annalise started to get out of the car. Dark sighed as Annalise walked around the car.

“I love you.” Dark called. Annalise stopped, did a shuffle like she was trying to hold herself back, but lost and she rushed over to the driver side of the car.

“Love you, too.” Annalise said after giving Dark a peck on the cheek. “Shit!” Annalise cursed when a bell went off.

“Lang-”

“Bye!” Annalise waved as she ran off. Dark watched Annalise run up to a girl her age and the two laughed as they both ran into the building. Tatiana, or Tiana, for short, was a very nice girl that Annalise befriended when they were both seven years old. Dark could still remember after school had ended that Annalise was holding Tiana’s hand and walked her over to him and Anti. Tiana was a little confused at first when Annalise referred to them as ‘papa’ and ‘daddy’ but she just shrugged and greeted ‘Mr. Papa’ and ‘Mr. Daddy’ with a big wave and a squeaky voice. The two had spent many weekends over at each other’s houses, it took hours of convincing from Anti and a few...favors, to get Dark to agree into letting Annalise go to Tiana’s house. There, of course, was a phone call to Tiana’s parents, but after the first time, Dark never questioned it again. His little girl was happy and that’s what mattered.

“Hey, buddy! What you doing!?” A voice shouted and was followed by a honk. Dark blinked a few times, getting pulled out of his memories and he drove away. He had other things to do besides getting angry at a rude man. Dark took out his phone and held one of the keys to speed dial someone. He put the phone on speaker and placed it inside of a phone holder.

“Hey, handsome.” Anti answered with a chuckle.

“Did you get it?” Dark asked as he took a turn.

“I did not travel all the way to New Jersey to not get it. I’ve gone through all the batteries I’ve packed and I’m going to pick up some more before coming back to the house, see you in twenty. Love you.”

“Love you, too-could you not!?” Dark snapped at the person who cut him off and forced him to slam on the brakes. “Seriously! I don’t give a fuck that I can’t die, that doesn’t give you a reason to be an asshole!”

“Save that anger for the bedroom, honey.” Anti’s smirk could be heard through the phone.

“Then you better hurry up, the others will be at the house later and I don’t want to be interrupted.” Dark chuckled.

“I’ll see you at home, Darky.”

“I’ll see you.”

x~x~x

Annalise was giving Dark a look of suspicion as she got out of the car. He was happy, too happy. He was overly excited about something. For most people Dark seemed like he was fine, he seemed calm and collected, but Annalise was able to tell with the occasional twitch of the lip, the messing with his hair a little too much and the light movements of his fingertips, something was up.

“Allow me to get the door for you.” Dark said, holding the door for Annalise.

“Did someone-”

“Surprise!”

“Holy shit!” Annalise cursed when all of the egos jumped out towards her.

“Language.” Dark sighed as Annalise ran into the group and got lost in a giant hug.

“Happy B-day, girl.” A girl Annalise’s age said and gave Annalise a personal hug.

“How did you beat me, Tiana?” Annalise asked.

“Wilford got me after school on his motorbike.” Tian answered, gesturing with a thumb towards the pink haired man.

“You got to ride the motorbike!?” Annalise gasped. “When can I-”

“No.” Dark stated.

“But-”

“Tiana’s mother gave us permission but you do not have mine.”

“Father.” Annalise whined.

“Would anybody like some cheese with that whine?” Bing asked as he held a cheese platter towards Annalise. Annalise laughed at the joke and took a cube.

“I’m glad you could make it.” Annalise said with a shy smile at Bing.

“Like hell, I’m missing the party of the year!” Bing did a spin on his heels, earning another laugh from Annalise.

“Look out, bitches! I got cake!” Anti called out as he entered the room, a large tray balancing on his arms.

“Dad!” Annalise cheered.

“Happy birthday, princess.” Anti chuckled as he lowered the tray onto the dining table that had been moved to the living room. “Check it out!” Anti removed the cover and showed off a cake designed in the shape of a butterfly. The wings were orange with cubes making their shape, a sheer gloss covering it to make them look holographic.

“That’s so cool!” Annalise and Tiana said together.

“Let’s eat!” Anti picked up a knife from the table and started slicing the cake, handing Annalise the first slice before passing out a piece to everyone.

“I totally mastered this new trick on my skateboard and you gotta let me show you.” Bing said from his spot on the floor while looking up at Annalise and Tiana, who were sitting on a couch.

“We have to make sure father’s not looking.” Annalise said in a lowered tone.

“Your dad would be all for it.” Tiana said. “But Mr. Papa.” She held out the word to show her lack of faith.

“I’m still not sure how they made this gloss.” Marvin said as he examined the piece of cake on his fork.

“Sugar?” Chase raised a brow and licked the frosting.

“Hey, you two.” Anti plopped himself between the two and laid his arms across their shoulders. “Have you hooked up yet? I want my ten bucks from Dark.”

“I’m married, Anti.” Chase protested.

“Are you?” Anti raised a brow.

“Technically and besides, me and Marvin are just good friends, right, Marvin?”

“Yep. Just friends. Only friends.” Marvin shoved a large bite of cake into his mouth. Chase was oblivious to the gesture since his attention was drawn away by Wilford as he and Jackieboy started dancing offbeat to the music. Anti caught what Marvin did and patted the magician’s shoulder.

“Don’t give up.” Anti whispered before getting up. Marvin swallowed thickly and stared at his cake.

“I don’t…” Marvin let out a soft whine instead of finishing his statement.

“I think Annalise is having fun.” Dark said with a small smile when Anti joined him.

“Good. It’s her birthday, she should be.” Anti wrapped his arm around Dark’s waist.

“Haven’t you had enough for today?” Dark chuckled.

“I could never have enough of you.” Anti put his other hand on Dark’s chest and gave him a kiss.

“Gross!” Annalise yelled, getting a laugh from the others and making Dark and Anti part.

“Get a room!” Tiana added.

“Don’t give them any ideas.” Google said

“Too late!” Anti quickly leaped on Dark’s back and pointed. “To the bedroom!” Dark simply stood there and made a face. “To the bedroom!” Anti tried again. “You’re no fun.” He said after another pause of nothing.

“You weren’t saying that earlier.” Dark said with a wink.

“No! Don’t say things like that!” Annalise flailed a little.

“Oh, no. The birthday girl is upset.” Anti hopped down and ‘ran’ to Annalise. “Does she need to tickle-monster?”

“Don’t you dare.” Annalise held up a finger. “Traitor!” She squealed at Tiana when she took her plate away and Anti started tickling her.

“Back-up, I need back-up!” Anti laughed as he struggled to contain Annalise.

“Here comes Dark-osaurus!” Dark rushed over and joined Anti.

“No!” Annalise giggled as she was tickled mercilessly by her dads. “Help!”

“Uncle Stache is here!” Wilford grabbed Dark from behind and pretended to try to pull him away.

“And here we can see the strange ritual that is of these demons, Jim.” Reporter Jim said into the camera as all of the other egos joined in the big, chaotic, mess.

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@grotesquegabby Lennie takes part in this~

Cuckoo grew quite bored one day, not knowing what is is they could do. They would have called Calliope and gone to visit her or at least met up with her at one of their favorite locations, though they discarded that idea when remembering that they would be having a date later that night at their apartment. Maybe it was best to call Cosmos to have a Doctor Who marathon?  No, they had gone to the movies the day before and he was most likely spending time with his mother which he hated having interrupted. Who else could they hang out with that was not busy...oh! So here they were standing near the D'Vitt backyard, with Lennie and Maggie.

"How is this a roadtrip?"

"Well, reality is that this in fact is not a roadtrip. instead, it is a timeline trip!"Cuckoo replied, instantly making them all jump into a new timeline but...

"Cuckoo?"

"Yes Lennie?"

"We're in the same dimension."

"That is where you are incorrect my friend! Just give it some time, and I shall show you what I have been meaning to demonstrate." they replied as they looked at their watch, Lennie and Maggie then turning to the front when they heard a door open and close. They sat Aster and Lydia walk out, though they wore formal attire as they waved to somebody, then getting into their car and driving away.

"We're still waiting."

"Aaand, now!"Cuckoo said as they started walking, the other two following behind. "Now, I must warn that what you will see may come as surprising. Not everybody in the home is the same of course, there are major differences and I would advise that you all remain hidden and quiet."

"You make it sound like we're going into some sort of danger zone."Maggie said, then taking out her spare key to unlock the D'Vitt door, though it didn't work. "Wait...is this the wrong key?"

"Negative, during this time period, the D'Vitts have a different lock for certain reasons. Now, allow me." Cuckoo said, taking out a key which easily unlocked the door. They all went inside, noticing there wasn't much of a difference except that there was a rocking horse in the shape of a seahorse along with drawings made by a child all over the table and living room.

"Are we...in the pas-"

"Jelly!"They all kept quiet as they heard a voice, it sounded somewhat familiar yet somewhat different. "Jelly! Honey! Where are you little doll?"

Maggie turned to look at Cuckoo, her eyes widening as Lennie immediately guessed who it was.

"Oh my god, I really wish we had Vespers here. Why didn't you bring him!?"she exclaimed, Cuckoo gently covering her mouth apologetically before they leaned in to whisper.

"He was too busy with a few errands and I did not want to bother."they replied, then snapping their head up in a panic once footsteps were heard. They placed each hand on Lennie and Maggie's heads before they felt a strange sensation, right before the person yelling walked in: Cosmos.

They all looked at him, his hair and height were shorter and he looked quite thin, despite the large clown costume he wore. He walked around, never noticing the three who were hidden under Cuckoo's powers, then crouching down to pick up the drawings that were on the floor.

"This baby...such a lazy baby."he chuckled out, then standing up with the papers in his hands. "Jelly! Oh wait...shoot...what if she went dimension jumping again? Oh no, oh no, oh no!"

They saw that Cosmos ran off, dropping all the papers which scattered around, and he swung the front door open before running out of the house in a panic. Cuckoo then removed their hands, chuckling as Maggie let out a snort.

"Should we help him?"she asked, Cuckoo shaking their head as Lennie curiously went to go look at the dropped papers, seeing fish and jellyfish, one of the drawings being a shark with an arrow pointing to 'Brucey'.

"That would not be the best, for his sister is in no danger at all. She is merely playing...I have forgotten where."Cuckoo said with a shrug, then cracking their knuckles. "If you wish, you may go and look through the house. Nobody is at home and I believe you both would enjoy seeing their rooms, all the differences there is! Meanwhile, I shall look for something if you do not mind."

And just like that, Cuckoo walked away to what was most likely the house's garage, and Maggie grinned before turning to Lennie. 

"I'm gonna go check out Cosmos' room so I have blackmail material when we're back!Besides, Vespers would love to hear about this!"she exclaimed, then running off as Lennie gently set down the drawings on the living room's couch. He didn't mean to be nosy but...he was a bit curious to see how different Jelly's room looked, considering how she was younger during this time period, so, he sighed and walked through the house as he normally would when visiting Jelly.

He saw that the halls had no pictures like he was used to seeing, but instead more drawings and portraits of the parents, Cosmos, grandparents, everybody but Jelly which heightened his curiosity. Eventually he reached her room which was closed, and on the door was a paper jellyfish along with stickers of all sorts of sea creatures.

Lennie reached up and opened the door, being met up with not the blue he was used to, but instead pink and white. He saw a smaller bed that was not a giant clam shell shape but instead a rectangular shaped one that was hidden by a jellyfish net, and all her plush toys but one were neatly on it. Everything was different and it felt so strange.

He walked towards where he knew would be Ula's future bed spot, instead seeing a small library of books and journals that were all empty. He explored a bit more, not getting too deep into the room before he decided it was time to go look for Maggie or Cuckoo, so he turned to face the doorway but stopped. 

"Oh my god..."he whispered as his eyes stared directly into big green ones, each one with a bubble in them as their owner looked up at him. Short wavy hair attached to a round little, white head with only a red nose and cheek swirls. It all then lead to the pink nightgown they wore, the sleeves hanging loosely as the person's right hand held onto what he recognized as the secret toy "Eddy the Teddie".

Lennie cleared his throat, scratching behind his head as he stared at who could have been easily mistaken for Ula which was a little off now that the thought about it, but instead...it was Jelly. She blinked at him, then clutching onto her octo-bear while she hid her face in it, obviously shy in that moment.

"Hey um...kid...uh, shit what do I do..."Lennie said, whispering the last part as he clearly had no idea what to do and from what he remembered, this little girl practically spoke nothing at all, just like Ula. He looked at her, then seeing that she slowly and cautiously walked over to him, her eyes scanning him as the plush was carefully lowered down and held in one hand again. She reached up, then poking his nose gently as she gave a small smile with pink cheeks.

"Cute."

"W-what?" Lennie was...he didn't really know what he was, but it was somewhat funny seeing the younger version of his girlfriend...call him cute and if anything...she looked almost like she did after she introduced herself to him. Her older version of course.

"You. Cute."she said, then patting his hair."Sharky. Fishy."

Lennie let out a chuckle, seeing how she was so entertained with his hair before she stopped and turned her head after having heard a door swing open and slam close.

"Jelly! Jelly, my sweet, sweet baby sister, are you here!?" 

Jelly turned back but jumped back when she saw that the man from before was gone. She blinked in confusion, holding her octo-bear before her brother came into her room and hurriedly picked her up.

"Jelly! Don't you ever do that to me again! You had Moo-Moo worried sick! Where were you? What were you-" Cosmos said, never stopping the questions as the little girl was too busy thinking of what just happened. Whoever that was, he was cute. She really hoped to see him some other day.

"So, what did you find out?" Maggie said with a grin on her expression, Cuckoo and Lennie walking alongside her as they decided to go and check out more about the little town they lived in.

"Uh...not much, you?" he responded, then hearing Maggie giggle as she showed him her phone.

"Cosmos has a mothman action figure, and he married a Moth Man! Coincidence!?"

"I think not."