#i’m going to regret this

[lem0nademouth]

I’m curious to know where goyim think the Jewish people are from. Colonizers have to have a mother country from which to colonize; what country would that be? I’m being so genuinely serious, if you don’t want Jews in Israel, where do you want us to go? Or do you just want us dead?

[meowzah3000]

an evil creature came out from the forest and told me i had to make this or else terrors would befall me so

[chaoticlad]

I may or may not have drawn my dumb AU crap-

I call it the Land of Tisernia- inspired by the Land of Narnia 👍

I write terribly but I really liked the AU so now here I am drawing some dumb and boring crap‼️

Here’s my dumb story-

I don’t exactly LOVE how it’s written, but even if you do read it, I hope you enjoy it‼️

[samglyph]

I ruined my own life two weeks ago making that Mike crew post so here we go. Final verdict.

[clingyduoapologist]

I’ve come to make an announcement…

IF QUACKITY AND/OR WILBUR BEATS GRIAN AND/OR JOE IN THE POLLS, I WILL COVER ANY SONG THE PEOPLE CHOOSE.

YES…

ANYTHING

So get your asses to the polls!!!!!!!

[cygnus-is-tired]

My teeth are never going to recover from this

[nepobabyeurydice]

groot and adam warlock had the most chemistry out of anyone in GotG3

[kazoodotcom]

KENNY 🪼☆ !

THEY/THEM — RUINENE + EMUKASA — ☆

tears of themis

pjsk

twst

HARUKA IS LITERALLY MY WIFE

posting once in a blue moon!!

this blog is pretty much just for my thoughts

writing only on tumblr!

[lllostgirlll]

Alright. Here we go. I feel silly posting this. It’s my first ever fanfic. based off of a dream i had. if this goes well i’ll work on/post my other one.

Aethelwold x Reader

(could be read as platonic or romantic)

I could feel it coming fast, my chest tightened, my breathing quickened, my hands became clammy. The room was becoming smaller with each step I took towards the door, threatening to squeeze the breath from my lungs. ‘You’re safe. You’re fine. There is no immediate danger. Danger. Danger. DANGER.’ I tried to focus on something, anything. I hadn’t even realized that I had made it outside until a frigid breeze hit my face. I curled up against a wall in the courtyard, silently praying that no one could see nor hear the ragged breaths that escaped my throat. “Y/n?” Someone called out to me. “Y/n? Can you hear me?” It sounded so far away I could barely make it out. I squeezed my eyes shut, trying but failing to stop the tears from pouring over my cheeks. I nodded slightly. Would this person even be able to tell that I nodded? Was it indistinguishable from the convulsions that took over my body? Oh God, I’m so embarrassed I look like a fool I- “Y/n please, try to open your eyes. You’re safe here.” A small noise as they shifted, a shadow blocking out the glare of the sun. I still couldn’t breathe, but I pried my eyes open to see who was wasting their time with someone like me… Aethelwold? “Can you hear me?” He repeated. I nodded again, shaking slightly but not as bad as before. What was he doing? Why is he crouched in front of me, looking genuinely concerned? “Y/n I need you to focus. That’s it. Can I touch you?” I nodded a third time. What am I thinking? I felt his hand gently come to rest on my back. It was so warm, so…kind. I could feel my breathing ever so slightly slow down. All I could do was stare at him, dozens of new thoughts flooding my head. ‘What is he doing? Why isn’t he at a brothel? Or drunk and stumbling around the streets of Wessex? Why isn’t he off pestering Uhtred or King Alfred? Have his eyes always been that bright? Has he always been this pleasant to look at?’ “Are you coming back to me now? Can you name me three things you see? Focus Y/n.” He gently prodded. “I-l s-see the f-flowers.” My voice came out soft but scratchy. He gestured for me to continue. “And the pillars, And-“ I felt his hand rub soothing circles on my back, “And Y-you.” I gulped. “Good Y/n! Very good!” He smiled. It was different. It wasn’t a smirk, or the expression he often wore after pestering everyone around him until they snapped. No. It was a smile. As I looked up at him, almost catatonic, the sun seemed to dim around him. I felt my face heat up. “I know I’m the most attractive man in Wessex, but staring is rude Y/n.” There was that smart-ass comment I was waiting for, accompanied by a childish grin. “Can you stand?” He asked. “I think so.” I murmured softly, trying to put together what led me to this point. He gripped my hands tightly, but no less gently and pulled me to my feet. I swayed slightly, tripping over my own feet. I felt his hands fall to my waist to steady me. I looked at our feet. I couldn’t bring myself to look at him. I was too embarrassed, but no longer panicked. I couldn’t even remember why I panicked. “Y/n? Y/n?” Aethelwold tried to get me to look at him but I couldn’t. A second later I felt his hand under my chin, pulling my gaze to meet his. “All better?” “…Yes.” “Good!” He let go, slapping me on the back. “Because you are going to buy us some ale!” He started briskly walking away. I stood there, dumbfounded. “Well? Don’t just stand there! I may very well have just saved your life! You owe me!” okay…how bad was it lmao? i’m just tagging y’all for fun, don’t feel obligated to re-blog or anything @errruvande @solinarimoon @pupzbitez @justasightseer @morosemagick @persephones-journey @silentsihtric @kingslionheart there’s probably more, if i forgot you just let me know 😊❤️

[elizakai]

Angy

[john-waters]

I’m sorry

[zippityday]

So how's the confession going

ya done it yet

I sent it and I’m freaking out

[somesmartsmarties]

Does anyone know of any reliable websites talking about medieval armor? I’m making a bunch of ocs all based off of multiple members of the round table and I wanted to make sure I made it looks somewhat faithful to the original tales

Albeit I haven’t really decided what version of the stories I will be using as reference, I know that there have been many authors who’ve written their interpretations of these characters, but I wanted to get a vague idea of what they’d wear at the very least

[chaoticlad]

maid outfit-

(Dont ask why I'm bored.)

I’m scared to ask

My buddies are going to question my search history-

[thedawnofcrime]

Ah shit, my brain is telling me to make a fucking album again. This never goes over well, yet I don’t think I have a choice anymore. I am a slave to the pink electric jello. 😔

[i-will-kill-you83]

Limp bizkit’s best album is three dollar bill y’all

I will die on this hill