#i’m frothing at the mouth

[invisiblearsonist]

look at my lawyer dawg… I’m not going to jail but we’re getting freaky after court

[ink-n-shadow]

I have this head cannon that Soap and Gaz are always fooling around casually. Basically friends with benefits situation. Just filfy horny shit to meet their needs. But... They then spot you in a bar and give each other a knowing look.

now THIS…this is DELICIOUS

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS...AND THEN SOME

𝜗𝜚 the one where soapgaz find the perfect third

𝜗𝜚 pairing: john "soap" mactavish x gn!reader x kyle "gaz" garrick (with mentions of soap x gaz) 𝜗𝜚 cw: brief smut and allusions to it (minors—DNI), innocent!reader, random drunk man trying to hit on you, borderline perv!soapgaz (if you really wanna call them that)

because neither of them ever really considered the other until a particularly long deployment happened, where soap desperately needed a hand and gaz didn’t mind lending him one if it got him to shut the fuck up for two seconds.

but that one time turned into a routine, filled with teasing gropes and filthy makeout sessions that usually ended with both of them grinding their hard cocks into the other’s thigh. it’d usually be a game of who cums first, and soap usually always loses, especially when gaz drops his head down to swirl a tongue around the scottish man’s pert nipple.

soapgaz would froth at the mouth when they bring in a third person, but neither of them had seen such a pretty third before they saw you.

you, sitting pretty all alone at the bar as you stirred whatever cocktail you’d decided to order. you look extremely bored, chin balanced in the palm of your hand and a yawn ripping through your chest. you especially look bored with the drunk man sitting next to you, droning on and on about god know’s what in hopes he can slip a hand between your thighs.

no words are exchanged between soap and gaz as they push themselves up from leaning over the bar, sharing a knowing glance between them and clinking their beer bottles together before stalking towards you like predators hunting their prey.

and you, as innocent and sugary sweet as ever, don’t notice the heat embedded in their gaze as they rescue you from the sleezeball sitting next to you, shoving him off into the crowd of the busy bar before they sandwich you between their muscled bodies at the bar.

gaz would do all the smooth talking, charismatic as ever as he gets you to spill your guts to him about you, your life, your ex who had cheated on you an hour ago so you decided to get your revenge by coming to a bar for a sleazy hookup. and gaz is all sympathetic and sweet to you, slinging an arm around your waist and cooing into your ear how much better you deserve, how you’re too pretty to be in such a place like this.

and this is when soap swoops in, calloused palm cusping your knee and thumb rubbing gentle circles as he agrees with his mate. “pretty things like you’ll get eaten in a place like this, bonnie,” soap chastises you with a click of his silver tongue, leaning in until his nose just barely grazes the shell of your ear. “s’okay though—we’ll protect you, yeah? y’wanna come ‘ome with us?”

and you can’t help but fall for their pretty words and soft touches, a hand gripping both of theirs as they lead you out do the bar doors and to an alley a few streets over, taking their time picking you apart before finally devouring you whole.

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[pantheonfixations]

MOTHER FUCKING PORTER

I’ve been hounding my roommate about THIS EXACT THEORY

[cenomatic]

let’s fucking go

[kamoism]

iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer vs having you in a full nelson… i need it actually!

[imagine-darksiders]

Absolutely based Paleo Pines shirt that I will be ordering come pay day.

‘Dinos I’d Like to beFriend.’

Now I need one that says ‘Dinos I’d Like to Find’ and put that goddamn purple Rex on there because that thing is evading me at every turn.

[septicsoldier13]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I AM LOSING MY MIND

[akabloom]

obligatory yorishima moment.

[yavin42]

just finished the second season of black sails and i gotta say i understand why it makes queers go feral

[soul-nymph]

on my knees.

[botanicalbard]

So, I’ve seen a lot of theories about the canary curse and why/how it was broken and I think it truly has nothing to do with Jimmy and what he did and everything to do with Lizzie. I don’t think Lizzie is supposed to be here. She joined after Empires, where she and Joel got married (in Minecraft they were married irl before that) and when she got a deep connection with Jimmy as he was her seabling. I think Lizzie some how wormed her way into Last Life to try to protect her loved ones and the Watchers well, the Watchers weren’t happy about that. That’s why when Jimmy and Joel were made the Boogey (aka influenced by the Watchers) they killed her. No, love no joy, no family they couldn’t allow that so they kept her out of the next game and the next but she managed to break through when subbing for other players, just a little bit of her slipping through the cracks. So when she got to Secret Life, where she’s a player again, they made her miserable and alone but she still managed to dare to say no to the Watchers and die before Jimmy and break his curse. There is delicious irony in it as Joel talked about trying to sacrifice himself to break Jimmy’s curse last season but Lizzie succeeded where her husband failed and protected her seabling from his curse. Or maybe it wasn’t her victory for her and the Watchers killed her for it because she isn’t really a player just a little girl lost in the mines.

[joeymerenset]

Song of the Crimson Nile, S2 Ch6

THE SET CG?!

SCREAMS

SCREAMS LOUDER

HOT DAMN THIS SCENE CARRIED THE EP

Sir I am shitting myself just thinking of you from the moment I met you, if you decided to take your wrath out on me, I’d thank you. But yeah, “I like you” works too

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Trying to be normal but all I can think about is getting that man pregnant

[the-void-has-questions]

I need to play In Stars and Time RIGHT FUCKING. NOW. Or else I will explode.

[phillesterishot]

Feral

[automaticllamacycle]

I need him to **** ** ** **** **** * **** ****