#i’m doing my part

[anderperries]

who else up performing post birth abortions by executing babies?

[juniperhillpatient]

I got my ass out of bed early to do this before work & everything. American friends let’s maybe please show up & try not to become a fascist dictatorship pretty please? 🥺 Thanks

[great-and-small]

I really enjoy using this website but I personally find all of the merch and stuff cringy so I am going to show my support by occasionally blazing other peoples posts of cool turtles they’ve seen. If you see a blazed turtle post on your dash at some point that was probably from me

[enlightining]

🫡

[undeadlobster]

Just reported a campaign ad for Donald Trump on YouTube as a scam with this description:

“You have a convicted felon asking people to send him money so he can be elected president and pardon himself. That’s about as clear as a scam can be.”

[some-random-ghost]

[knucklestheenchilada]

[skyrim-forever]

He has a unique mouth for kissin

Abso-fucking-lutely

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I log on, wonder why I have so many notifications, and see that you reblogged my art lol

Tysm! It helps a lot ^^ love ur content

🗣️ I support the Gabe in various outfits agenda 🗣️

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

If you paid for twitter blue you can get your $8 back and contribute towards twitter getting blacklisted so that it can no longer take payments.

Let’s turn musk from a billionaire into a millionaire

[amazingmsme]

i have no idea how to ease into this hc so i may aswell just jump into it 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

i am personally a gary goldstein x barry swift (man in a hurry) shipper i dont know how or why either

i just feel like barry would DEFINITELY be bored so he would just grab gary by the sides, gently toss him onto the couch and just wreck him ahdhdhdjd

or if he’s in a hurry, he’ll taser gary’s sides as he walks by!!

I may be cringe, but i am cringe and free!!

If more people just shipped harmless, wacky ships like this the world would be a better place

Idk if there’s 2 unhinged white guys in the background chances are they’re hooking up at some point kdgskwje

& I just talked about lee Barry, but when he’s in a ler mood it’s a whole different ball game! He moves so fast so don’t even try to run, that’ll just make it worse! Because he in a hurry & has to get this over with! But he’ll switch from spot to spot to keep Gary on edge & guessing

[mushiemellows]

Devastating news, people

[freepsychicbiscuitfire]

Yall got the milf of the century and you can’t even be bothered to vote for mommy

[are-we-really-doing-this]

It’s my responsibility to imagine that big motherfucker in lipgloss and body glitter with tear-shiny eyes, if I don’t do it then nobody will.

[feathertayl]

play i bet on losing dogs by mitski i dunno

[snarkystenonychosaurus]