#i’m being held hostage

[ilovejoll]

Taps mic, Juzi.

[ficklesprite]

Daddy duo has entered the chat

Close ups under the cut oml what have I done-

[amparr]

Halloween horror nights Toyz scare actors!

[slumberneversleeps]

Joining tumblr in 2023 is probably the equivalent of the rats from the titanic jumping back on the boat

[simplysoba]

I drew murdoc smoking a cigarette with his toez woozes ☺️☺️☺️🥺🥺🥺 (MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT)

[lilnasxvevo]

Me: Ok, time to sleep. I gotta get up at a reasonable hour tomorrow so it’s time. To. Sleep.

My brain: Eight hundred modern AU trans girl Sanji headcanons, milord?

Me: Can it wait

My brain: No. So I was thinking, what if—

[mikey-kinda-diedd]

Why the FUCK are crows so attracted to me

[timbit-robin-art]

The grumpy dad characterization makes me actually like this Wolverine.

[flesh-eating-squeegee]

mooties y’all should defo follow this, it’s unhinged.

[wrathofrats]

@divine-misfortune and @forlorn-crows have me held hostage until I speak about this please send help there’s no sunlight in here

Warnings for pretty dubious consent, objectification, degradation, trans rain, mountain is rains servant, mountain also really wants to take advantage of him, you know the vibes

But

I just think prince rain is so spoiled and demanding! He has a loyal team of people to cater to his every whim, and his beloved knight mountain to stand beside him at all times, to guard him and only him. In rains eyes he should be the most important thing in mountains life.

He’s needy, insatiable he’s been called by anyone who gets their hands on him. Think he lays in bed at night with his fingers stuffed deep inside his cunt and makes mountain listen to how wet he is, makes him listen to him whine when he finally cums.

And god I think the first time rain proposes anything of the sort mountain is hesitant. He can’t. Rain leans into him and whispers about how needy he’s been recently and knows mountain listens to him get off at night, it’s his duty to help him. But mountain is his subject, this is his life’s work it would be practically sacrilegious to put his filthy hands on the royalty. But with the way rain is trying to shove his hands under his armor, I think it’s hard to deny him. It’s his job to listen to him after all right?

Mountain patiently stands at his bed and waits for rain to tell him what to do.

“Undress me” rain stands in front of mountain, arms crossed with an almost petulant lilt to his voice. And mountain does as he’s told. Metal armor getting in the way of trying to be as careful as possible pulling rains shirt over his head and pulling down his sleep pants to find no underwear underneath. Rain shivers with the cool touch of the metal on his heated skin, trying to take in even the semblance of a reaction through mountains helmet.

Rain lays down on his bed as mountain starts to remove his armor. The gloves come off first to reveal large hands that rain had honestly forgotten about, if he’s even seen them before.

“Keep the helmet on” mountains a servant and nothing more. Simply a tool for rains use and this was only to remind him of his place. Rains arms stay crossed over his chest as mountain settles onto the bed, as if he’s annoyed with how long mountain took to undress. Long thick fingers fiddling near his thighs still intent on waiting for rains instruction.

“Touch me.” It’s an impatient demand. Mountain places a delicate hand on rains hip, a soft touch in stark contrast to his usual stoic harsh self. Rain gasps as mountain finally enters two fingers into him. It’s much more of a stretch than rains use to as mountain gives him a second to adjust before slowly crooking them in and out of him. Rains arms come away from his chest to grip the sheets, letting mountain properly stare at the way his small tits bounce even as he just fingers him.

“More- mountain give me more- ah!” Rain shouts as mountain finally finds that sweet little bundle of nerves inside of him. His cunts already drooled down his palm and onto the sheets, slowly getting easier to pump in and out of.

“May I?” Mountain asks. His voice is almost shy as it comes out as if he’s still ashamed of what he’s doing but the sharp nod from the prince beneath him melts it right out of him.

He tries to go slow, tries to push inside of rain at a pace that won’t hurt him but rain only squirms and huffs that mountain isn’t going faster. The whiny voice starts to grate on his nerves the longer it’s goes on, demanding, ungrateful.

It’s really no wonder when mountain just manhandles him onto his stomach and pulls those hips high in the air so he can get a good grip on them. Presses him into the bed as he wails and just uses his cunt while rain tries to find some leverage.

“Just a tool, can’t help myself” mountain practically sneers as he leans over him. “Just your stupid tool right? This is all I’m good for remember?

[labelma]

Absolutely hilarious watching people suddenly pretend to start caring about antisemitism if it means they can condemn the ADL while they’ve spent the last year and a half not just ignoring the violent rise in antisemitism but actively excusing and celebrating it.

[diegusting]

Inktober: day 26 - Camera

Photogenic king

[ideologyofone]

Arcane is a great show and everyone should watch it especially season 2 episode 6 😃

[starfr00t]

ahahahaa heyyyy it’s been a Rough year but i’m alive and i finished college !!!!! so perhaps i’ll start posting again, but it’ll def be a mix of stuff like ocs n other fandoms and not solely fnaf (unless im like hyperfixated again or some shid) but yeas ! hi !!!1!

[queer-with-anxiety]

Does anybody else wonder what chain of events resulted in the platypus? What did what for evolution to make a duck beaver that lays eggs, has milk seep from its skin, have deadly toxins that could kill someone, and fucking glow.

Is no one else wondering this? I am. I wonder this a lot

[valueinn]

i’m still unemployed despite going to multiple interviews and don’t have the gas to get to the one i have scheduled tomorrow 🙃 if anyone is able/willing to help it’d be greatly appreciated