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*Me trying to not accidentally air drop my unholy drawings to my Christian mom*
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Made some happy mouthwashing fanart, all credit for the images go to @joetastic2739, thank you joetastic for feeding me and everyone else in the MW community <3
Also click for much better quality cuz this looks TRASH now that I’m seeing it again
(close ups and links to joetastics posts below !! )
Anya Steam awards , Anya admiring herself
Daisuke's Daisuke Dance , Daisuke as Yosuke
#update to this post cuz I’m putting links to their Posts and their account so you guys can follow them if you’d like :)#been meaning to do this for a while since seeing joes Swansea vs daisuke vid but I didn’t know how to make fanart of it plus i was burnt ou#but then they made the Anya steam awards art and I just gotten a huge burst of inspo#and also#yeah I made that ugly ass suit myself#listen I’m not a fashion designer ok I just made something up !!!#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#anya mouthwashing#anya fanart#nurse anya#mw art#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#mouthwashing game#anya mw#daisuke fanart#daisuke mouthwashing#daisuke mw#anya#daisuke#wrong organ#intern daisuke#anya musume#daisuke juarez
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clingy gojo who is rarely ever seen without his arms encircling your waist
clingy gojo who practically molds his body into yours because the feeling of your skin on his is more intoxicating than any drug
clingy gojo whose lips are constantly pressed against your neck or shoulders whenever he’s not yapping
clingy gojo whose favorite position to cuddle is laying on top of you and listening to your heartbeat
clingy gojo who can’t go a day without hearing your sweet voice
clingy gojo who leaves his clothes at your place because even if he’s not touching you, his sweatshirt is
clingy gojo who is tortured by the idea of losing you so he spends as much time as he can preventing that possibility
just clingy gojo <3
#originally posted on another account of mine but i’m lowkey deleting that one in place of this one sorry moots#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk gojo#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#jjk x reader#x reader#gojo x male reader#gojo x gn!reader#male reader#female reader#gn reader
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this is so stupid i’m sorry
#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#tf cosmos#arts#tw grooming mention#stupid. dumb joke. terrible. i’m gonna go stand in this corner now#i couldnt decided if this should go on the other account or not#i guess yall will let me know. in a polite and loving way i assume
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Rivulet and Artificer go to Garbage Wastes
#this popped off on Reddit so I’m posting it here#yes I have a Reddit account. I’m so sorry#it’s u/zack_attack27 go bully me#rain world#digital art#rain world fanart#rain world artificer#rain world rivulet#rw#rain world art#rain world fan art#rain world downpour
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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Spider-Society Zoom Calls
#atsv#across the universe#spider man#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spider verse fanart#atsv fanart#my art#miles morales#gwen stacy#spider gwen#hobie brown#spider punk#pavitr prabhakar#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#the spot#atsv spot#jonathan ohnn#memery#sorry guys I’m a Spiderverse account now 😔😔
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“America has no culture” is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.
It’s such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity that’s worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isn’t culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture — hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz — as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.
Also, “all the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.” The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If you’re gonna be rude at least be consistent.
#not even to mention indigenous folks#personal#delete later#obligatory I don’t like the us I’m not a patriot#but saying this is like saying us doesn’t have it’s own food#TELL ME you’ve never had soul food without telling me you’ve never had soul food#‘we’re not talking about poc Americans though white Americans have no culture’ does my Miku design look white to you.#I think that account got dusted overnight but if they’re still here I’m not surprised if they make a#qualifying backtracking ‘what I meant was’ statement#hey maybe next time if you have a point to make don’t come out the gate swinging like an asshole and yell big generalizing claims
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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:
#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable#grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing#annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss#percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character#pjo tv show#pjo#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#character alignment#a god buys us cheeseburgers#like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed#mine#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#humor#no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account#which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo#I’m bullying myself don’t worry
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wolverine sevika you are so special to me ….
#the wave of butch and sevika#this is so peak#sevika x reader#sevika#sevika arcane#arcane sevika#arcane#i’m blocked by sevika x reader accounts omg im kms#arcane x reader#wolverine sevika#butch#butch wolverine#cowgyaru#cowgyaru rants#follow me#hit tweet#turns out i credited the wrong person so sorry for that!#cr : ribbedtank
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Yeah okay so like I said in the tags of the last post I’m rising from my tumblr grave to say that the ban on TikTok is symptomatic of a MUCH larger and more terrifying problem. Because yes, on its surface it’s silly dances and asmr and cooking videos and whatever, but in truth and at its core, TikTok single-handedly revolutionized the way 170 million Americans communicated with each other AND the rest of the world. Non-Americans love to point out how America-centric Americans are, but fail to realize that we are purposefully raised in an isolated, insulated environment where we are told from basically day 1 that America Is The Best and not to even bother taking a look around because it’s all downhill from outside of here. TikTok has, for MANY Americans, single-handedly destroyed that notion and allowed them (us!!) to broaden our world-view and realize that actually, things are better in other countries, and it did so in a kind, empathetic, and compassionate way.
And yeah most people wake up to the truth of that on their own as they get older, but holy shit!! The VAST majority of the Americans on TikTok are millennials and gen z (and even some older gen alpha)!! People who are becoming disillusioned with “The American Dream” (said with the HEAVIEST sarcasm) while they’re still school-aged or are just entering young-adulthood!! People who are entering - or TRYING to enter - the American workforce who suddenly have an unfiltered window into non-American lives and are wondering why tf we’re struggling and penny-pinching and toeing the line of poverty while our rich elected officials sit around and fight and argue over everything that actually matters to the citizens they supposedly represent and get richer all the while. THAT is why they’re banning the app, and that fact alone should terrify every single American citizen.
Not to mention the precedent it sets for other social media platforms!! You think some nebulous, unproven, and unfounded “threat to national security” will stop with TikTok?? They’ve already censored Adult Material on tumblr, who’s gonna stop them from coming back and doing it again or getting rid of it altogether for the exact same reason? It’s a blatant act of censorship and a direct attack on the American first amendment right to free speech.
NOTHING radicalized me the way tiktok did. I watched people in my life who were STAUNCH Trump supporters in 2016 AND 2020 wake up to the truth and vote blue for the first time in their lives BECAUSE OF TIKTOK, and did so with al the nuanced understanding that even Democrats are severely failing this country, but are at least better than the alternative. That level of awareness and presence in the average US citizen scares American politicians.
The fact that the vast majority of them - including the ones loudly opposing the ban!! - bought stock in Meta BEFORE the ban was legalized/upheld by the Supreme Court?? That Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk were legally allowed to lobby congress to ban TikTok when BOTH stood to DIRECTLY financially gain from their biggest competitor being banned in the US and are guilty of unethically gathering data and selling it to MULTIPLE third parties?? The fact that Trump is now teasing that he may or may not intervene to save TikTok when he was the one who talked about banning it in the first place AND ALSO OWNS HIS OWN COMPETING SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM??
It’s the burning of Alexandria. It’s the loss of a significant chunk of culture. It’s the sharp and sudden loss of contact with the rest of the world for more than half of all American citizens. It’s the loss of $240 BILLION dollars in the GDP when the country is already TRILLIONS of dollars in debt. And on an individualistic level, it’s the loss of millions of small businesses and primary income streams for so many individuals and families who found their primary audience on TikTok. Is the app perfect? HELL no. Are there significant changes needed to make it a safe environment for all users? ABSOLUTELY. But that can also be said of ANY social media platform. TikTok openly fostered connection and communication and creativity and compassion that is completely unique to that platform! It made so many people - myself included!! - feel less alone. I get the feeling I know what the general consensus is about TikTok on this site, but the ban on this app should scare the shit out of everyone.
#TikTok ban#TikTok#mark zuckerberg#elon musk#donald trump#I’ve been gone for like 3 years at this point but I can’t say quiet about this#and as this is the only sort-of platform I’ve got#if you want to do something to help#delete ALL meta apps off your phone#not your accounts just the apps themselves#Facebook#Instagram#facebook messenger#WhatsApp#all of them#this + the fact that I traveled outside the US for the first time in my life last year has really fundamentally changed who I am#I’m just honestly so infuriated#as are most people on TikTok#anyway back to tagging senators ro khana and ed markey in every tiktok I scroll past byeeeeeee
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Beel shower card edit
I had to give him back his Beel-ish charm😘
#Holy smokes I’m alive#I finally remembered the password to this account LMAO#i may be finishing Levi next~#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me beelzebub#The more I look at the original the more I weep for the Beel lovers you deserved BETTER
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wet cat bf choso who will intently stare at you from across the room when he’s ready to leave a social outing
wet cat bf choso who brings you random trinkets that he finds out in the streets as ‘gifts’
wet cat bf choso whose favourite position to cuddle is when he can rest his head on your lap, nuzzling his face into your side, arms wrapped loosely around your waist
wet cat bf choso who scowls like you’ve locked him outside in the rain when you don’t kiss him hello and goodbye
wet cat bf choso who follows you around everywhere you go, silent steps and deadpanned face hovering over your shoulder
wet cat bf choso who pulls you flush to his chest whenever you’re reading, so that he can peak over your shoulder and read with you
wet cat bf choso who puffs up like a territorial tomcat when he someone he doesn’t know touches you
wet cat bf choso who practically purrs when you run your hands through his hair after a long day
just !! wet cat bf choso !!
#originally posted on another account of mine but i’m lowkey deleting that one in place of this one sorry moots#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujustsu kaisen x reader#choso kamo#jjk choso#choso x reader#choso kamo x reader#choso kamo x gn reader#choso kamo x male reader#gn reader#female reader#male reader
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reblog and tag ur answer so I can see please :)
#hello first ever poll how did I do#I know this is kind of a wild spread I wanted to pick things that are maybe less accessible today/have more historic precedence I guess ??#I also only picked foods I was already familiar with / was able to find firsthand historical accounts of#cause I didn’t want to fuck anything up lol#for the record I’m between Roman and tang dynasty#anyways#mike makes polls#mike speaks#I also wanted them to be like a normal/ popular meal that would be eaten by most folk regularly#other than the Abraham Lincoln one lmao
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(Left) imagine being so insufferable that you get sent to the enemy team as a weapon of mass annoyance…(and are probably sent right back)
(Right) see they argued a LOT in earthspark and let me tell you right now. it Could mean nothing. it Could.
sighs dreamily…..screamer…
i was giggling to myself while making this erm
and ykw i think they WOULD be kpop fans and i’m not just saying that because i am. i’m not!! (they’d love red velvet)
#art#transformers#transformers earthspark#transformers prime#transformers idw#starscream#megatron#prowl#drift#rodimus#swerve#meow#idk why i added that but whatever it felt right#sighs i have so much stuff in the vault i’m really just throwing it in the drawer (this account) and hoping for the best#maybe i’ll post oc stuff next shrugs#actually that’d be fire#anyways…cheers love you#im gonna rewatch prime again
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MY BBG POOKIE PIE!!!
#I’ve seen like 3 posts talking about how the “babygirl-ification” of fiddleford is an issue#and that he needs to be held accountable for his bad actions#so I’m here to tell you that#he has never done anything wrong and will never do anything wrong ever in his life#:))))#IM JOKING#I’m about to ramble in the tags btw#in seriousness I think the people that make Fidds “babygirl” if you will are people who are drawn to the complexities of his character#the people that appreciate the complexities and not ignoring them#maybe I’m just speaking for myself here but I think he’s such an interesting and cool character#the babygirlification happens after that tho but not instead of#except for in my au where he literally doesn’t do anything wrong and is perfect :)#my art#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls
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