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……………seungbin holding hands on the red carpet………….</////3
#i’m fucking deceased#they are the lomls#i’m actually fucking devastated rn#merry christmas to my seungbin heart#i hope ot8 gets all the rest n relaxation they want over christmas#seungmin fluff#changbin fluff#cass.talks: nonsense ;)
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the worst part and the part i’m drowning in is he won everything. he won popular and electoral. it was never about jill stein or protest voting or abstaining or caring about g3nocide or women or queer people or ab0rtion rights. none of it would have fucking mattered because he would have won anyway because white cishet women sold out against their sisters rather than vote for another fucking woman. none of it would have mattered because this country cares more about pressing their boots on some poor sod’s neck to get ahead.
this country has bred selfish, bigoted, misogynistic, disgusting pigs and we are going to have to eat the same slop as them.
#ari announces#i’m sorry if my politics posting is too much but i’m not tagging. enough. y’all are gonna need to just blacklist me#get out into your local communities. band together. start initiatives. go to a food bank. i know this sounds so doomer but#we got thru 2016. we did. rn you don’t need to think rationally like that though that’s for next week#for now be angry. be sad. be devastated. be depressed. feel it. process it. and get your pu$$y up bc we got work to do#‘waaa don’t dehumanize trxmp supporters :((‘ that’s a pig. that’s an animal incapable of human thought and basic understanding and literacy#sorry if you think otherwise but there is no excuse now. none. zilch. fuck off.#(actually jk i am tagging this bc this is really doomer i’m sorry yall)#tw politics
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What do you mean veilguard isn’t available on ps4… what do you mean…
#personal*#jess talks#I actually feel crushed rn#I was gonna get it for Christmas#and now I can’t at all#I’m actually devastated#I’m not buying a new console just for that#like I could afford one anyway#but seriously what the actual fuck#I’m angry and sad#I’ll wait and see if they do a ps4 version in the future#but honestly I might die before then sooooo#that sucks
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It’s Miku birthday
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#I’m like actually devastated that I’m not in Japan rn 😭😭😭#I see the tweets. there are literally Miku murals at the subway station#and so much fucking merch#it’s okay. it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay#also so many songs and illustrations coming out today to celebrate 🥺#I’m away from my iPad rn 😞
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yikes
#vent#actually borderline#i’m literally fucking devastated rn#im literally fucking shaky#found out my ex cheated on me the first time we went out too#so that’s neat#also i can’t go home for xmas bc of weather#so i can’t visit mom’s grave on her bday#im literally so upset abt not being able to see mom#knowing i was gonna see her is smth that kept me going#i miss her i just wanna see her#also i’m sick and my heater’s broken#happy holidays everyone
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I don't know if you've done this yet but can we have mean ellie is FWB with the reader but she's jealous when the reader is into someone else 👀
i have not + you know what anon i could kiss your brain rn ! i definitely view this pairing as separate from this fwb!ellie x reader, but this could also technically fit in their early timeline since nothing else has really been established about them...
content warnings: language, ellie being an asshole (very on brand for me to write ig lmao), reader actually sticks up for herself in this one, but eventually folds (i would too for ellie ngl) 18+ content that includes; brief mentions of strap-on sex, fingering (r!receiving), oral (r!receiving).
author’s note: i’ve been so unmotivated to write, but this request awoke something in me idk...also, if you’ve sent in a tlou request (yes even from june), i’m still cooking i promise! (and not in the way that ellie keeps promises in this fic lmfaoo).
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You didn’t want to say anything at first, couldn’t be too sure under the lowlights of the party with bass-y music that makes both the house and your chest throb with every beat, but you see it clear as day on the drive home and a passing streetpost illuminates the purpling flesh on Ellie’s carotid.
She nearly jumps out of her skin when your fingertips brush over the blooming bruise, obviously fresh and warm to the touch.
“What the fuck?” she huffs, pulling the drawstrings on her hoodie to scrunch to fabric around her neck.
“Who gave you that?” you ask softly, expression on your face enough to devastate, but Ellie’s always been different, an anomaly of sorts when it came to the matters of her stony heart.
“Why does it matter?” she scoffs.
“Ellie,” you sigh. “You know why it matters.”
She’s swinging a right at the intersection, nearing the residential you live in.
“It doesn’t,” she grunts. “Because at the end of the night, it’s you I’m fucking, isn’t it?”
And you don’t know why the way she puts it stings so much this time around when she frequently reminds you both directly and indirectly that while you may be her most recurrent hookup, you’re definitely not her only one, but it does. Does so much that you’re turning your face towards the window to hide the tears that are pooling.
Because all you wanted was Ellie. Wanted her in ways she wasn’t willing to give you. Wanted to learn and grow with her, but she wasn’t budging and lately, you’ve been feeling stupid.
When she turns into your neighborhood, you speak.
“Just drop me off, please.”
Ellie’s slowing down, palm finding purchase on your thigh.
“Babe, c’mon,” she practically whines, kneading the skin there. “Don’t be like that.”
You shift away from her, gather your purse from your feet as she continues through the different apartment buildings.
“Babe,” she calls again when you barely wait for her to stop and you’re pushing the car door open.
And maybe it’s childish, but you’re wounded and quite frankly done with the back and forth.
“She’s probably waiting for you,” you add petulantly.
“Babe, seriously. You’re being annoying,” she warns.
“And you’re being a dick,” you bite back. “First, you drag me out to a shitty party where I don’t know a single soul even though you promised we could just chill and smoke while watching that stupid fucking space exploration documentary, then when we get there, you’re leaving me with a bunch of sleazy assholes while you do god knows what with the same girl you’ve been telling me not to worry about for the last five weeks.”
And of things Ellie’s looks horrified at, it’s the fact that you’d been observant enough to recognize the girl she’d thought she whisked away before your prying eyes could catch on.
“I’m not fucking stupid, Ellie,” you say with resignation. “I tried to turn the other cheek because I really fucking like you, but you treat me like shit and I deserve better than that.”
Of course you don’t know it, but those fucking words bite. They’re an automatic trigger because unbeknownst to you, both of your friend groups think the same thing. Aren’t afraid to let her know otherwise. And she’s obviously well aware that, Christ, yes, you absolutely deserve better. Is actually really insecure on the low because she doesn’t know why you stick around with a piece of shit like her when you could have so much better.
So she does what she does best when she feels like a kicked puppy and lashes out.
“Of course Little Miss Princess deserves better,” she mocks. “What fucking ever. I don’t know why I flaked on a ten for such a stuck up bitch.”
And you see right through her, know that she’s all bark and no bite, but it hurts regardless, when you step off to the side and she’s leaning over the center console to shut the passenger side door herself.
She’s revving off without another word, and to add insult to injury, your phone’s pinging obnoxiously once you get out of your well-needed shower.
els <3 sent a video.
It’s the blonde from the party. Of course those dumb LEDs pulse red in the background, making Ellie and her flavor of the night look a thousand times more seductive. Ellie’s kissing her sloppily, whispering things against her mouth that you can’t quite pick out.
els <3 sent a video.
The next video’s grainy, but you can hear the tell-tale squelch, the girl’s shaky moans and Ellie egging her on. Your cheeks are on fire and you feel like you’re about to throw up.
els <3 sent a photo.
You wonder if the girl knows, that Ellie’s sending you the most compromising footage of her. If she knows how grimy the green-eyed girl truly is, sending someone else pictures of her stuffed hilt-deep with the same strap Ellie’d used on you.
els <3: still think u deserve better ?
You delete the thread and her phone number.
Ellie expects you to crack first, you always do. Because even if she isn’t shit, she’s your biggest weakness and she knows it. Can say so with confidence, because maybe the same can be said about her.
She hasn’t fucked you in nearly two weeks and not a single body she touches can elicit the same feeling that you do. And in the back of her brain, she knows why, but Ellie’s prideful. Won’t dare admit it out loud.
So she cracks first. Texts you between classes.
me: i have a few joints + a coupon to tino’s if you’ll let me come over… :(
my #1 girl: Who’s this?
Ellie throws her head back and groans.
me: cmon baby, dont b like that. im srry i was mean, ill make it up to u
my #1 girl: I think you have the wrong number…
me: babe stopppp
Her text bubbles turn green after that message.
You forget that Ellie has a copy of your key because she’s never used it in the five months that the two of you have been in this precarious situation, and your heart falls square to your ass when you emerge from the shower to find her setting up a box of pizza on your coffee table.
“Ellie, what in the fuck?”
She feigns nonchalance, pulls a few joints from her jacket pocket. But the aroma of weed or the grease of the pizza isn’t what makes you wrinkle your nose.
It’s the smell of flowers that waft from a pretty vase sitting on the cut away of the kitchen counter.
Your gaze fixes on the girl who settles on your couch.
“You need to leave,” you say stonily.
“But I just got here,” Ellie says. “And I brought you pizza…and flowers.”
“I’m sorry, did you think that a five dollar pizza and a bouquet of flowers from Saver’s was going to fix the fact that you’ve been so fucking awful to me for the past half year?”
Ellie shrinks.
“Well, no…but—”
“You practically sent me a homemade porno of you and some other girl you fucked to get back at me for setting a boundary, Ellie,” you say sharply. “What, did it not work out? Did you—”
“I’m trying to be the bigger person here,” Ellie sighs. “I am sorry. I just—”
“You what?”
“I don’t fucking know, okay?” Ellie snips. “God, you’re talking down to me like you’re a fucking therapist or my fucking mom and—”
You’re shaking your head, crossing the room and picking up the pizza from the coffee table to shove in her arms.
“I don’t have time for this,” you mutter. “Kenzie’s going to be here any minute now—”
“Who the fuck is Kenzie?” Ellie balks, caught like a deer in the headlights.
“Ellie, don’t,” you warn.
“Don’t what?” she practically seethes. “You think I’m just gonna be okay that you’re spending time with some other stupid bitch? Maybe you’ve forgotten, but you’re mine.”
And she shouldn’t have glanced down at your cleavage as you cross your arms over your chest, but Ellie’s weak and you look too fucking pretty for your own good.
“Yours?” you ask incredulously. “Do you hear yourself?”
“Yes, mine,” Ellie affirms. “All fucking mine and no one else’s.”
“God, you’re so full of shit, Ellie,” you scoff. “I’m supposed to be loyal to you and be okay with you having a roster, but I can’t go on a date with someone I genuinely like because it fucks with your brain to have a legitimate interest in somebody?”
“You like her?” Ellie asks in disbelief. “Like, like her, like her?”
“Yes,” you reply without hesitation.
And that makes Ellie’s jaw set, makes her narrow her eyes at you.
“You like her more than me?” she taunts.
And maybe she has you there, but you refuse to give her the upper hand.
“I could learn to,” you answer honestly. “Because Kenzie is kind to me. She doesn’t treat me like an option, doesn’t act like she’s God’s gift to the fucking world and that I should kiss her feet for giving me the time of day. And I get it, you don’t like me the way I like you—”
“You think I don’t like you?” Ellie asks like the thought is unfathomable.
“I don’t think, Ellie, I know. We went into this without any strings attached, we established that it’d just be fucking, but I was honest in telling you that I caught feelings and you used that to your advantage. You lied to me on multiple occasions, you make me look stupid, like I’m fucking crazy.”
And you wish you’d gotten through your spiel without choking up, but Ellie’s the first girl you’d liked in a while even if she was bad news. And when you thought that maybe you could shake her, she’d come barreling back.
“Baby,” she murmurs, face softening as she’s crossing the space between you two to cup your face in her hands.
“Don’t call me that,” you hiccup, trying to push her touch away.
“Babe, stop,” she says firmly. “I’m serious. You think I don’t like you?”
“Well, you don’t fucking act like it,” you mutter. “Whatever. It doesn’t matter anyways because whatever this was is done. You’re free to do what you want, who you want, whether you like me or not.”
God, do you unwittingly light a fire under Ellie’s ass when she thinks of what this Kenzie girl could do to you if she lets you walk out the door. Absolutely loathes the thought of anyone else knowing what you look like in any state of indecency, that you fucking cry watching children’s movies, that you snore like a freight train if you’re tired enough and have a weird ass penchant for pickle chips when you’re high.
“You’re not going on that fucking date,” Ellie says with finality, palms sliding from your shoulders to skim down the length of your arms and situate over the swell of your hips.
“Who says?”
“Me,” she huffs. “Because I’m going to make it up to you and we’re going to smoke these blunts and eat this fucking pizza and I’m going to make you cum so fucking hard, you won’t even remember that you were thinking of leaving me for someone else.”
“You’re not my girlfriend, Ellie,” you reiterate. “You can’t just–”
“Maybe not then, and maybe not in this moment, but I will be,” she says, and the words catch you completely off guard.
She’s catching your bottom lip between hers to further disorient you, kissing you like this could very well be her last.
“Just give me some time,” she whispers, walking you back towards your bedroom. “I’ll get my shit together for you. Promise.”
And you know deep down that you shouldn’t believe her. She’s just feeling territorial and grasping at straws to keep you leashed, but Ellie’s always been such a good kisser and she’s devouring you like she really is sorry.
She’s tossing your against your unmade bed, caging you between lithe limbs as she leans back on her haunches to take you in. Your blouse rides up to reveal the flimsy bands of your lacy little thong and Ellie’s lacking decency as she flips your skirt up to reveal a growing patch of wetness.
“Were you planning on getting fucked or do you always go out like this?” Ellie ponders, fingers rough as she pulls the tiny scrap of fabric down your legs and nearly salivates when a string of your arousal leaves with it.
Your lips part to answer, but her thumb’s dipping between your folds, pad collecting some of your slick from your drooling slit to smear over your achey little bud.
“I asked you a question,” Ellie says gently. “You just gotta be honest with me, baby.”
“S’hot out,” you whimper, fingers closing around her wrist when your body jerks against a particularly delicious stroke of her thumb.
“Yeah?” she clarifies. “You wouldn’t let any else touch you, would you? Not when I take good care of you like this?”
Her other hand comes to toy with your entrance, doesn’t give you any warning before her middle and ring finger are sinking inside slowly.
“Oh, fuck,” you whine.
“You’re my girl, you hear me?” Ellie murmurs, leaning down to catch your clit between her lips. “You’ll be my number one, always.”
She’s teasing at first, tongue languid against your fluttering pussy, but you’re quiet, back of your wrist caught between your teeth to muffle your moans.
One of her hands reach up to yank it away.
“Say it,” she barks, pulling away from your needy heat.
“Ellie,” you whimper.
“Say it,” she repeats firmly.
“M’your girl,” you moan shakily, thighs quivering as she smoothes her palms over the underside of your thighs to push them up to your chest.
“Yeah, you are,” she whispers, spitting harshly on your heat. “My favorite fucking pussy.”
She’s eating you out like she’s missed you, like she’ll only be satisfied when you finally cum. And maybe it’s true.
Maybe not.
Especially when she draws nearly three orgasms from you and practically knocks you out.
You don’t know how long you doze off for, but when you finally wake up, the sun has almost completely set, bathing your room in a burnt orange glow that leaves your dewy skin warm and sticky. And perhaps it’s wishful thinking when you call Ellie’s name, met only with the echo of your raspy voice. After all, you’re tucked on the wrong side of bed, elusive girl nowhere to be found.
As you dress and search for your phone, you can’t even find it in yourself to be surprised.
neng ©️2023
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PRETTY -
[ot7 x reader]
YOONGI -
y/n: yoongi
ur so pretty
makes me clench my fist in range
toes curl in pleasure
back arch in need
my pretty boy
sosososososo petty
mmgrrhrhhhhhhhhhhhh
yoongi: ??
thanks????
y/n: wtf
don’t question mark my complements
yoongi: you could of called me pretty in a normal way
y/n: that was normal
yoongi: for you
meaning in reality that was weird as fuck
y/n: the children of today are so unappreciative it’s crazy
yoongi: i’m a grown man
y/n: ur like 5’2
you NEED to grow man
yoongi: ur not funny
and i’m not 5’2
y/n: you’re 5’2 in my mind forever and always
and i’m hilarious don’t lie like that again min yoongi
yoongi: don’t call me by my full name freak idk u like that
y/n: you are too short to be talking in my phone crazy like this what the hell
yoongi: what do you want
y/n: come kiss me on my hot mouth pretty boy
yoongi: could of said that in the first place
y/n: well i said it now
come hither boyfriend
yoongi: shut up
i’ll turn around rn
go back to the studio
y/n: you won’t
yoongi: whatever
y/n: love you pretty boy 🫦
JIMIN -
jimin: you are so pretty
y/n: you are so pretty
jimin: fuck you
y/n: kill yourself
always trying to be like me wtf
jimin: what is ur issue
this was supposed to be MY moment of vulnerability not urs
y/n: if it helps i was lying
jimin: so i’m not pretty
y/n: yeah
jimin: THAT was a lie
y/n: are you sure
jimin: yes
..
YES
y/n: okay ugly ☠️☠️
jimin: bye
y/n: ok but the way we said that at the same time baby that was so cute 😍😍😍😍
jimin: i know we are like goals 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
y/n: ur built like a goal
jimin: what does that even mean
y/n: ur wide
jimin: WIDE????
y/n: yeah cuz goals are wide
like the football ones
jimin: body shame me again and i’ll make a twitter thread
y/n: it’s actually called x now
jimin: you’re about to be my ex
y/n: the one that got away 😍
jimin: the one that was taken away
by the police
or like the fbi
or death
a really really bad disease like the plague or smth
any one of those options would do
i’m not picky
y/n: yeah cuz ur a pick ME
jimin: wide a pick me just say you hate me
y/n: you just told be to die
jimin: but i didn’t call you wide
or a pick me
i know the limit babe
y/n: i would argue telling me to die is worse than being called wide
wide could be a compliment
like omg namjoon is so wide 😍🤤😝
jimin: wtf????
could of used me in the example
y/n: no
that would be untrue
namjoon is good wide
ur bad wide
jimin: i think you’re just pushing unrealistic body standards on me
y/n: how is it unrealistic when namjoon is real
jimin: leave me alone
y/n: you called me pretty
jimin: you called me wide
y/n: wide and pretty
jimin: am i namjoon pretty
y/n: can’t you be happy with the pretty i gave you
jimin: i don’t want to be wide pretty
i want to be namjoon pretty
y/n: maybe i love you for your wide pretty
jimin: you love me 🤭??
y/n: a little 🤭
jimin: heh 😏
no i still don’t like being wide
y/n: wow ur so difficult
you are just pretty
no wide pretty
just pretty
jimin pretty
jimin: yeah and don’t ever forget it
y/n: kill yourself
jimin: i’m to pretty to die
JUNGKOOK -
y/n: BOYFRIEND WYA 🗣️‼️ BOYFRIEND WYA 🗣️‼️
jk: HIIIII
HI
HEY hi
i’m here hello
y/n: i’ll eat you alive kook i will
jk: i’ll taste great
will season myself 4u and everything
y/n: aren’t you the best >.<
jk: for you always
y/n: sighs
jeon jungkook you are so unbelievably pretty it devastates me
jk: pls don’t be devastated
y/n: so devastated
fell to my knees in the middle of the hybe building
pretty boy
jk: i’m about to fall to my knees too
don’t be upset baby
hate when ur upset
y/n: ur too pretty
no choice but to be upset
jk: i’m gonna start throwing up how do i fix this
tell me babe and i’ll do it
y/n: kiss me
jk: or should i kill myself
y/n: oh.
jk: lmk
cuz i will if you want
y/n: no a kiss will be fine kook
jk: are you sure?
y/n: do you want me to be sure?
jk: i want what you want
y/n: right
jk: right
also i think you are the prettiest to ever walk this earth ever and i love you so much and you make me want to pass out and die just like this 😃😀😱😨😰😯😧🫨😵💫😵
y/n: wow thank you kook
jk: also it’s really hot outside today so make sure you drink some water
y/n: yes sir 🫡
jk: don’t say things like that ur making me blush >.<
y/n: send proof
jk: you’ll laugh at me
y/n: i will
but i’ll probably twirl my hair and kick my feet too
ur just so pretty like that
jk: i am?
y/n: you are >.<
jk: are we flirting rn??
y/n: we just might be
jk: wow
life is great
y/n: the best
jk: creamed 😣
SEOKJIN -
y/n: baby u so pretty
jin: fact
y/n: don’t play hard to get when ur hard to want
jin: ??????????
HELLO??????
y/n: hi
jin: I WASN’T EVEN PLAYING HARD TO GET
y/n: stop shouting
jin: i just said fact meaning that what you said was indeed a fact
y/n: compliment me back
jin: you know i’m not good at this
y/n: well get good
jin: you are easy on the eyes
y/n: are you fucking 50 who says shit like that?
jin: don’t ever accuse me of being that age again i’m forever 24
y/n: yeah whatever next compliment go
jin: i’m not a dog to be ordered around like this yk?
y/n: GO
jin: the biggest compliment i can give you is being your boyfriend
since i’m so pretty hot sexy and handsome out of everyone i chose YOU to kiss on the lips meaning ur at most half of what i am
y/n: at most???
jin: but i’m already your boyfriend so i can’t compliment you anymore
y/n: make me ur wife then
jin: WOAHHHHHHHHH
babe i think namjoon is calling me rn lmao😭
you know it breaks my heart to cut the precious time we spend talking short but duty calls 💜
talk to you later my pretty petal
y/n: pretty petal?
jin: my queen
y/n: how about your wife 🤩
jin: ok gtg namjoon is getting really angry now babe
y/n: fuck you
bitch
jin: *pretty bitch
y/n: i thought namjoom needed you
jin: no ur right bye
NAMJOON -
y/n: joon you’re so pretty every time you look in my direction i feel as if i am going to implode and explode at the time time killing millions of women a children and ALL men expect you
namjoon: ur so descriptive baby thank you
y/n: ur so sexy
you can’t see rn
but i’m biting my lip at you
namjoon: thank you ❤️
but what are you doing up this late pretty
told you to sleep i’ll be there when you wake up
y/n: you think i’m pretty >.<
namjoon: as always the prettiest
but seriously go to bed my love it’s real late
y/n: you see joon i’m actually in the middle of grinding for that bag
that money never stops can i get an amen 🤑💰���🗣️‼️
namjoon: amen baby but can’t you do that tomorrow
y/n: joon the money never stops
meaning the work never stops
meaning work4life money4life
my bag? LARGE
namjoon: maybe it’s time for a healthy work life balance?
y/n: ur pretty you wouldn’t get the technicality of it all
namjoon: but you’re pretty too so i guess we both don’t get it
y/n: we are different levels of pretty like ur pretty pretty so all you think about is being pretty ur boobs and iced americanos
namjoon: iced americanos?
y/n: see??
and i’m surface level pretty so i have time to think about getting to the bag
namjoon: don’t say that
you’re pretty pretty and more
y/n: that’s nice joon but i have a bag to grind for right now
namjoon: baby it’s almost 12
y/n: my bag
namjoon: your bed
get into it
y/n: GET IN TOOO ITTTTTTTTT
what do you know about that joonie??
YUHHHHHHHHHHHH
namjoon: baby
y/n: sorry
namjoon: it’s okay
y/n: i’m really tired
namjoon: i know it’s okay
told you not to wait up
y/n: can’t fall asleep without my pretty boy :c
namjoon: i’ll be home soon
y/n: promise?
namjoon: promise
y/n: pbp
call that a pretty boy promise
namjoon: so creative 💞
sit tight pretty girl
HOSEOK-
y/n: hobi u so pretty
hobi: u too
y/n: ??jump
if ur gonna say it back
say it properly
bitch
hobi: busy babe
y/n: doing what
hobi: you would call me mean words if i told you
but maybe i want that
wink wink haha lol
y/n: are you being fr rn
hobi: is fr being me
y/n: hoseok
hobi: baby ☹️
y/n: i was trying to be cute
hobi: and you’re the cutest
y/n: shut up go away
we can’t have anything in this life
sighs
hobi: don’t sigh babe
y/n: don’t be a horny loser
hobi: what happened to me being pretty
y/n: i take it back
hobi: you can’t
y/n: i can
hobi: no
y/n: yes
hobi: :(
y/n: don’t frown at me trying to be cute when ur touching ur dick
you make me wanna throw up
hobi: what if i said i was thinking about you
y/n: so you were thinking about me and you couldn’t even compliment me back properly
CRAZY
hobi: it’s hard to type with one hand you know
y/n: gross stop talking
hobi: ok but is it not hot that just the thought of you gets me acting crazy
y/n: don’t blame me for your craziness what the hell
like you’re crazy because that’s just how you are
nothing to do with my influence
hobi: so why am i jerking off to the thought of you
seems like your influence to me
y/n: bye.
hobi: ok hand off dick i promise
let’s chit chat
you called me pretty right?
what did the queen of blasia say that one time??
the truth ain’t pretty but coming from your mouth something something something pretty 😘🥰😍
y/n: the queen of blasia????
hobi: yeah?
jhene aiko??
you fw her??
y/n: the queen of blasia
hobi: yeah
said that already
y/n: right
we are gonna talk about that another time
hobi: why
you don’t fw the queen of blasia?
y/n: stop talking
anyways
hobi: can i put my hand back on my dick orrrrr
y/n: no never mind
the queen of fucking blasia are you stupid hoseok??
hobi: i don’t want to talk about this anymore
i’m trying to see some ass
a titty perchance ���
ur face even
and call me pretty again it did things to me
y/n: jhene aiko
hobi: YES jhene aiko the queen of blasia with her son steve lacy the nations (blasias) sweetheart
y/n: wow
hobi: call me pretty
y/n: tell me about this blasia lore you have
hobi: NO
i’m hard no shinee
y/n: i think you’re unwell and gross
and probably high
hobi: ok but am i pretty
TAEHYUNG -
y/n: ur so pretty
tae: chat is this rizz ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
y/n: can we have one moment
please
tae: chat is this real ⁉️
y/n: kim taehyung
tae: chat am i cooked ⁉️
y/n: WHO ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING TO
RN
tae: chat i’m scared rn…. 😩😰
y/n: stop
tae: do you think i would make a good streamer
y/n: i’ll stream your execution
tae: real
would get so many views
good first steam
you think people would donate
y/n: no
tae: i’ll let you mod for me
y/n: i don’t like you
tae: because you love me
y/n: love is a strong word
tae: we share strong emotions
y/n: i’ll share a strong bullet with you
tae: try me
literally built my whole brand off being bulletproof
y/n: whatever
tae: when you called me pretty i moaned btw
[read 9:00pm]
real loud
[delivered]
had me like
😩💢😩💢😩
[delivered]
hello
[delivered]
oh
[delivered]
babe
[delivered]
ok sorry
[delivered]
chat clip that
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kook and jin’s was ass forgive me i wrote them last my fault 😆
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Rutger and childhood friend to lovers
He’s the cutest ❧
Rutger McGroarty x bsf!reader
I don’t know if you wanted it written as an actual blurb, but I was in an insta edit mood so sorry about that!!
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User73 the baby pictures 😫
Ynofficial god I was some cute 🤭
Rutgermcgroarty you’re so full of yourself
Ynofficial you made a dedicated post abt me and expect me not to talk abt myself….
Lhughes_06 happy birthday @Ynofficial !!
Ynofficial thank you Lukey <3
User83 the grinch sweater is such a vibe ‼️
User02 hbd!!!
Jacob_truscott20 even as babies you freaks were in love 🤢
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Ynofficial it’s an aesthetic girl summer <3
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Ynbestfriend you ate this right tf up!!
Ynoffical am I… am I the moment?!
User28 the dress!!
User83 it really is an aesthetic girl summer <3
Lucafantilli when life gives you lemons 🍋🥶
Ynofficial this comment was so unnecessary.
User48 no thirsty rut comment… fake friend ✋🏻
Ynofficial he gets a pass today he’s on a flight rn!!
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Ynofficial the resident pain in my ass is in canada 😔 #comehomethekidsmissyou
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Rutgermcgroarty I’m so glad to know I mean this much to you 🫶🏻
Ynofficial wrong!! I’m just bored and you provide me with limitless entertainment 😁
Rutgermcgroarty so what I’m hearing is that you need me to survive 😏
Ynofficial can’t you just shut up and be grateful if my appreciation post for you?? Bitch.
User19 are they dating??
Jdrusk53 that’s the question of the year
User73 rutger always looks like he’s soft serving!?
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Ynofficial sorry I’ve been M.I.A. I’m in love
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Nick.granowicz 🤔
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User73 The socks are so cute :)
Markestapa I’m devastated 😤
Edwards.73 how are you gonna end up married to rut?? If you’re dating someone else??
Ynofficial I’m sorry??
Mackie.samo you should be 😒
Ynroommate YOURE IN LOVE AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME
Ynofficial I’m sorry 😁
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Rutgermcgroarty TRUTH
Franknazar14 I will never understand you two…
User19 this is the content we needed!
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Nolan_moyle are you two holding hands in that last picture 😧
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Edwards.73 TAKE THAT BACK
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User29 literally the cutest couple
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ok. ok. ok. i’ve sat with it, processed, went to bed, woke up at 5am fiending for water, couldn’t go back to sleep and processed some more. Starting writing this and then had to go to work and now i’m back.
(skip this section if you just want my very limited 90min predictions for rn and not my rant lol)
i’ve been disappointed, sad, angry and just so tired.
and yet i think ive hit some form of acceptance. Don’t get me wrong I will mourn what six episodes would have gave us, even 90 minutes is shorter than most movies now days, but at least it’s something. That it doesn’t end with them not talking and a single angst filled kiss goodbye.
and it sucks to even say that because with so much queer media that seems to be the conclusion, “at least we get something.” That’s the reality we live in and it sucks that it has touched good omens.
Amazon was going to cancel, no way around it, and while it would have sucked I would not have blamed them (ok I would have a bit.) What happened with Neil is serious and there should be consequences. As much as I love this world and how much it has helped me, real people come first. He was such a huge name behind the show and a large part of the production process, that I would not have been surprised if they pulled the plug completely.
But they didn’t. We had so many people working behind the scenes to convince them to continue terry’s story because of their love of the story and because they know of our love the story. And for that I am thankful.
(also i’m pretty sure they kept the set pieces around this time instead of destroying them so that probably helped in green lighting something, yknow on the money side of this)
I’ve been through a devastating end season kiss that then didn’t get renewed before with aloto, which was also produced by amazon and they do not give a fuck. They were not lying when they said it was a miracle to get this renewed.
Which let’s talk about aloto, or a league of their own, real quick. Yknow do some comparisons even if it’s in reverse. This went from a little over two hour movie into an 8 episode series. And guess what it worked even if people had their doubts.
The movie version is a classic in its own right, I feel like everyone at least knows of it maybe can even quote some of the more iconic lines. It’s amazing and has a good story line. The TV show probably never would have went through without the backing of this movie.
and yes with the TV show they were able to go more in depth with the characters storylines, that’s just TV and that’s specifically the idea they went into filming with, to show the queer side of history within this girls baseball league, less about the actual baseball that the movie more focused on. They even pulled in Maybelle Blair, a former all American girls baseball league player, who helped tell the story of the show through her own experiences. (ok sorry for the rant, moving on)
but the movie (especially for the time period) had well rounded female characters with nuisances that we had never seen before on screen.
and before it even gets pointed out that aloto needed a s2 to finish their story I just to point out that even though it was a different story with different character arcs, both ended after one baseball season with the girls. Fully fleshed out characters with backstories and futures and a satisfying plot to match. It really was just the shock factor of their kiss being discovered right at the end that pushed their story to continue.
and yknow if numbers help you visualize more,
120min=8eps and 6eps=90min
feels proportional, idk if it is exactly cause this particular section was never my strong suit in math and i’m still tired lol
My point is for the most part, besides like a catch up in time between s2 and this movie, this 90min time frame is not going to have to squeeze in time to introduce characters and their motivations like we are used to with movies, besides if they introduce new characters which I don’t imagine would have been a lot anyways.
We have 2 seasons of backstory and plot. This is doable, even if may not be quite as elaborate as we were expecting.
Just like what we went through with the Owl House who also had a shorter air time than projected. S2 of the Owl House ended on a cliffhanger and even with the shortened time the ending was still well thought out, compelling and was able to be pulled off, very successfully.
We did not lose set designers or costume designers. Those important people behind the scenes that actually bring the world to life (as far as I know) are still there. And of course we did not loose our beloved actors that actually bring the characters to life.
and as for the new writer, we are at the end of October and they are still set to start filming in January, they are not writing completely new scripts in two months. They are reconceptualizing the already written scripts into a shorter form and editing where it is needed, perhaps adding scenes that better fit this form of media to help the narrative flow. They are also, I am sure, are getting help from the people who fought so hard to kept this thing running, if they even need it tbh. If they were trusted enough to get the script in their hands by the people who fought so hard to continue, then I guess I can give them a bit of my trust too.
So while the unknown is scary the community is strong both behind the scenes and in the fandom, I have faith, even if may not tie up every single loose end that I doubt a full s3 would have accomplished anyways, that their story will get told and will have a satisfying ending. Maybe with less trolls now too (because let’s be honest that’s what the kiss was).
And! think of all the fan made projects and fanfiction that could come out of all this. Cause really it’s always been the fandom that’s been the true heart and soul.
(ok rant now over)
and prediction time!!
a cold open, preferably something with Crowley’s Fall. I don’t see them moving to far away from this idea tbh.
a title screen, not sequence. i HOPE peter anderson studio still works with this project after everything. I think they will end up giving this movie a subtitle and they will work something out here that is short and sweet.
Now for the actual plot I’ll theorize about another day because I realized I haven’t really done that yet??? and that deserves its own proper post. oops
but ☝️ i have a few ideas of the set up,
the pacing will be a lot more like s1 than s2, which I was already anticipating and might even work out better in long form media.
there will still be minisodes, probably not as many and will probably be more incorporated like s2 where it had a direct correlation with the plot.
number of storylines may be reduced, GO is normally set up with 3 stories that all meet at a single point finale point. I would not be surprised if it was cut down to 2 main storylines, us vs them kinda thing, that will still really work out well.
all our beloved wacky easter eggs will still be there, a lot of those were references to Terry so I don’t see those going anywhere anytime soon.
south downs is still a go, i also don’t see them getting rid of this at all. It was always the goal. Give them some goddamn peace and quiet.
the end credits, this is where Peter Andersen studios could pop off again but the important bit is….
end credit scene!!!! really this is just something I would like to happen and it’d be really cool if it was the actual actors, hell throw in the whole crew, just as a little send off.
ok wow I thought I had more…um obviously this could be all bullshit but I feel pretty good about it.
but really all this to say that to just breathe, experience your emotions as they are all we got right now. We got an answer, finally, so no more waiting in the unknown. 🫶
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What’s hilarious to me is the idea of Dan Feng’s dirty talk including things like “I’m fertile~” even tho Vidyadhara are the very opposite.
And then he actually does get knocked up.
As expected of the sweaty, arrogant craftsman. Well done, Yingxing, you did what no one else could for the past millennia.
ASDHJKL YEAH THAT'D FEED INTO HIS EGO MAYBW QUITE A BIT
BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL CRAFTSMAN MAKES VIDYADHARA HIGH ELDER SO HOT IT REVERSES PROPAGATION IMPOSSIBILITY, MORE AT ELEVEN!!!
...am i the only one who thinks dan feng would be devastated? Like he'd be so happy, but also outraged, and really confused and it s just a rollercoaster of emotions intil the morning sick ess sets in hhhhhhh
And the HCQ are so supportive but also really incredulous *is that the word??) And they're akk like, "hey, we're happy and all, but we'd really rather had never found out abiut this" and baiheng is happy bc she's gonna be a, uh, grandma/aunt/[a secret third thing i don't remember rn]
"Barren" vidyadhara high elder yeah right. This will throw the entire xhianzhou(fuck) into a panic bc people will be like oh apparently you can get a vidyadhara pregnant if you try hard enough and ALL other cidyadhra will be really creful about sex for a while
*i've decided to post it without correcting bc i laughed so hard. Thanks.
(Also:, yingxing, prodigy wunderkind of the luofu, known for; revolutionizing ingenia, supplying weapons to the HCQ, impregnatinf the vidyadhara high elder, dan feng)
#i'm eating gilbird#honkai star rail#hsr shitpost#xingyue#//asdfghjkl i love you people#yingfeng#high cloud quintet#hsr yingxing#hsr dan feng
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No one here probably cares but I need to rant abt this for a sec cuz I’m devastated :(
I meant to post this yesterday but I mentally couldn’t
I need to get to my DR ASAP, I’m not spending another day here istg
One of my DR bandmates/best mates died three days ago (in my CR) and I actually can’t fucking take it. Not only that, but one of my friends JOKED abt his death. Ik that if you’ve heard what he’s done here (if you know who I’m on abt) you’re gonna be like ‘oh but he was a shitty person why do you care?’
I know he’s done shitty stuff (which I ofc don’t condone like Liam wtf) but I’m still rlly sad over his death
He means a lot to me, okay? And he’s not like that in my DR (I scripted all the shitty stuff out) and so the version of him in my DR is the one I’m used to. I’m permashifting too
Ever since I found out abt his death (two days ago) I’ve cried four, almost five times. I’ve barely eaten, and now I currently just feel dead inside. I’ve just been walking around, feeling empty and disconnected from this reality (dunno if that’s a good thing or not)
I just need to shift rn cuz I can’t stand another day in this reality. He’s not dead there and he’s overall a better person in general. The fame didn’t ruin him and the other lads mentally like it did here. I’ve been needing to shift for the past few months but I need to shift now more than ever. His death is giving me shifting motivation but it doesn’t change the fact that I’m devastated over his death
I. NEED. TO. SHIFT
#one direction dr#LIAM NO#No joke I was on the floor crying#ik he did some shitty stuff but no one deserves to die#reality shifting#shifting#reality shift#I’m rlly glad I decided to script out the stuff he’s done and his death cuz I can’t take it#shifters#shifting realities#shifting motivation#shiftblr#fame dr
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hey what’s up hello okay so i finally just finished s2 e52 of dndads (had a very crazy work week so was listening in bits and pieces) and here’s the thing is that im also currently relistening to the whole season and earlier in this week, the most recent episode i finished, was halt and catch fireball, and before that ya know was mrs. swallows oak garcia’s home for peculiar teens or whatever that one is called where they are just. at normal’s house and we got to actually get to know rebecca a little bit and i have got to say that i don’t know if i could’ve picked a more painful and wild older ep to listen to as a precursor to dood riddance i really don’t!!! literally half of the shit in dood riddance just circles back to that arc in the swallows oak garcia home and it’s CRAZY
like first of all. the red vines, which they called twizzlers the entirety of e52 which was MADDENING as a person who legit just finished e30/31 where the red vines were introduced
but then like. e31 is where taylor gets the anime sword from nick!!! that he loses in e52!!!
there were a few other things that i’ve forgotten in the half an hour since i finished the ep because my brain is a sieve on a good day and i’m just getting home from two back to back 13 hour shifts (with an extra 1hr10/20 each day for the commute) so the brain machine is so fucking broke rn
but mainly. i wasn’t loving e52 esp after dood left i just was not vibing with it, i feel like the vibes were off in the room in a way that translated into the ep for a bit there, but then anthony in those last like three minutes brought it back around and with the roll of rebecca??? after i legit JUST finished listening to the eps that feature her the most prominently and like truly showcase not only normal’s relationship w his mom but also, as is said several times in e30/31 and their teen talks, just how similar normal IS to his mom and how he really clearly is a total momma’s boy and very much so seemed to be a kid who sought solace with his mom more than anyone else in his family and just. having legit JUST reestablished that in my own, made the end of e52 DEVASTATING for me in a way that idk if it was for other ppl??? idk haven’t checked the fandom yet im very disconnected this season but just.
like
i think that okay so we have ten parents it could’ve been, right? and five of those are the kiddads, and none of us want to see them die, so in that moment when anthony was telling us what was gonna happen, obviously my instinct was like “oh god don’t do this don’t do terry jr again but truly permanent” and then my next instinct was that it would be potentially even MORE awful if it was scary’s dad because finally there he is and that’s ALL she wants and for willy to take that moment from her would be INSANE and then (mind you this was my thought process over the course of literally 10 seconds, my brain is ping ponging in my head and has been since the second i got in the car to head home i need to sleep) and THEN my next thought was, oh god, but how fucked up would it be if it were marco??? oh god, how fucked up would it be if it were cassandra?!?!?!?! and then it was time for the roll and truly in those brief seconds basically my brain flicked through every potential victim and said “oh god THAT one would be the WORST”, EXCEPT for veronica and rebecca, and it made the hit of it being rebecca who was low down on my instinctual list to think of but then the second he said her name i was immediately ricocheted back to earlier in the week when i was listening to halt and catch fireball and mrs. swallows oak garcias home and how many emotions i had about normal and his mom just relistening to those episodes and then the fact that i DIDNT think to worry about her just
all of that combined to make that a CRITICAL HIT FOR ME OKAY like i am SO fucked up over this truly that was WILD and i applaud anthony burch for it and now am excited for the finale even though ive spent the last three eps just dreading it for several reasons but now im excited and devastated and i love that
anyways. that was word vomit i just NEEDED to get this out because the connections between those two episodes really will not stop hitting me in the head and i need to impart that onto SOMEONE. if u read this. ur a real one. rip rebecca swallows oak garcia you were a legend and i am so sad about u
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This is truly devastating (I cheered.)
No but genuinely if you do end up writing parent!landoscar I will be your biggest cheerleader. Like oml I am such a sucker for these fics.
I personally adore the fics where they’re still drivers but one of them has a kid. They’ve always got the best mix of angst and softness. But honestly I adored the little blurb you wrote for the kiss prompts so if you end up going off of that I’m sure I’d love it too!
Dad!Lando is a rare gem and I am SAT for it.
- that one anon who talked about dad!Lando earlier lmao
Dad!Lando Anon !!!! welcome back !!!!
i also in theory enjoy the driver/parent combo. i don't think i could do like... irl landoscar circumstances + kid bc i can't imagine bringing a child into the way they exist rn, but i am attracted to the idea of ONE of them being a driver and the other being, like.... adjacent. i was considering this earlier bc i love my kiss prompt situation, but i don't really have a plot in mind for that landoscar outside of that specific scenario. like how did they meet? what else would i even make them do? i invented them for that exact moment and didn't really construct a world for them in my brain... but like. in theory, that oscar could be an f1 driver. and i did think about that earlier while i was at work, and it's cute for a lot of reasons. (i know i just said i didn't invent lore, but the lando from kiss prompt in my brain is a hot little mess, like loves emma SO GD MUCH that he can't stand it and wants to do right by her but like... is also just a scruffy little guy, you know? so like he for sure struggled through her baby years and she for sure loves him so much, but he's not a put-together parent. she's eating store-bought luchables on field trips bc he doesn't have enough forethought to put together a brown bag lunch. her socks probably never match and he learned how to braid so he could do her hair, but most of the time they're running too late in the morning for him to actually do it. but then oscar enters their lives and he's a bit awkward and says he's not good with kids, but his energy is so calm and he naturally just like. diffuses all their energy. combs through emma's hair after her bath and tells her stories about australia while lando scrambles to make her bed in a second flat bc he forgot he threw her sheets in the wash before dinner and never followed up. discusses her numbers and letters with her while lando microwaves instant oatmeal at like 7am. anyway. you see the vision?) i got really off-track, but imagining oscar as the naturally chill "parent" figure while also being extremely intense and dominant on track...delicious. and the first time emma goes to a grand prix she's like absolutely awestruck. oscar is god to her. and lando is like... literally how the fuck are you perfect at every part of your life and i can't even get my daughter to soccer practice on time once ever? anyway. all of that is to say. osc in his racesuit covered in champagne in mclaren hospitality after the podium and everything that goes with it and emma running top-speed across the floor until he swings her into his arms and she's squealing as he kisses her cheeks because "oscar, you were the fastest!" and lando is just. heart exploding. wants to kiss oscar until he can't fucking breathe anymore.
aNYWAY. visit my inbox again soon dad!lando anon ! like in a minute if you want ! i'll yap for another thousand years !
(sorry editing rq bc i realized i could use a max fewtrell mutual friend plot as their introduction in this hypothetical story. unfortunately Drawing Connections.)
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Episode 14 reactions
FALSHBACK 2
WITH KAI AND JAY
Damn this is just mean to Cole sepcifically lol
LMAO THE SHOW AGREES
I mean he’s not wrong but why are we seeing this I wonder?
Awwwwww
CAN SHE PLZ BE LIKE A LITTLE MORE SAD??? I LOVE THIS SHOW BUT I NEED NYA TO BE AS AGONIZED AS JAY ONCE WAS MAN
Yea I don’t think to was the real him. But someone might be messing with Nya
Arin :(
I still think it was Ras
FLASHBACK 3 WITH PARENTS
He misses his mom man :(
Oh that looks like a trap
…did Frack do it? Is Frack evil? Or is he a red hearing
I’m probably getting played but I don’t trust Frack man
Lmaoooo she has a crush what a nerd
I think Robie likes her back. It’s kinda cute lol
LMAO ARIN. True tho
THEY ARE GAY
I want them to be married so fucking and man
WHO’S WATCHING UR CHILDREN GUYS
They’re on a dateeeeee
LILY MENTION I CAN DIE HAPPY
LOOK AT HOW THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHERRRRR
AND THE MOTM THEME PLAYING TOO
I’m normal I swear
More Jordana!
She’s got issuesssss
OH I FUCKING KNEW IT
“I wouldn’t lie to you Arin” IS A CRAZYYYY LINE MAN
Ok Nya praying is a cool detail to add actually
KAI AND BONZEL
Ooooooo possession mechanics my beloved
That’s so interesting actually I wanna see more of them
FUCK YOU CINDER
No pressure to anything lmao
Idk man I think Wyldfyre has a point here. It’s not like it’d be cheating….
ZANE MY BELOVED
Lmao I love him sm
Zane you have saved the world like 16 times you’ll be fine
He better not get out first I stg-
Beckt is so fucking done lmao
BOOOOOOOOOO
Zane’s having flashbacks rn
Zane I love you, but excessive force is kinda ur guys’ whole thing. I respect the sentiment tho.
I DIDNT THINK THEY’D ACTUALLY DO IT
THE TOX CARD WAS A MISDIRECT THOSE BASTARDS
EVEN GEO’S FUCKING CONFUSED
Lloyd is remarkably shill about this
YEA THATS UR BESTIE COLE
Geo is lowkey more devastated than the ninja lmaooooo
He relates to the lovers agony ig
Oh this is still actually sad man
NOT JAY ROASTING HER TECHNIQUE LMAO
Rip to the audience watching this fucking soap opera
YES HE IS AGENT WALKER
So I’m guessing that convo with Bonzel inspired him to escape
Holy fuck they actually did that to him
BADASS JAY FOR LIKE 1 MINUTE I CONSIDER THIS A WIN
I like how only the kids are cheering :(
Making Nya use lighting is actually so tragic I fucking love it
OH THE WAY JAYS VOICE SOUNDED ON THAT LINE
I’m normal and not at all deranged about Jay Walker. Not at all
OH SHIT
RIYU POSSESION TIME? LOL??
THEYRE GONNA KNOW BONZELS ALIVE YAY
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I was never really into books. (Okay who am I kidding? Literally read fanfic.) Maybe not novels and crap like that.
The first ever actual book I read was “Foul Lady Fortune” by Chloe Gong. I tried reading These Violent Delights but never really got into it like FLF
I fell in LOVE with Foul Lady Fortune, the world building (I think thats what people call it.) The characters, the moments. It was amazing
And then I was hit by the plot twist.
Never have I ever felt so depressed after reading that book. The last one hundred pages were devastating to read. Six words can describe my experience.
What the fuck, and, I love it.
I NEED to know how it ends (dont spoil me, I’ll actually cry.) I need the damn sequel. I feel so depressed after reading it, is this what reading does?
I’m trying to start Lightlark rn after finishing FLF and im in the beginning, crap hasn’t really started but.
I really cant take my mind out of FLF
Rip because itll take a week or two for me to bag the sequel 😕
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Hii regarding your tags on that autism fueled-rant post, you mentioned talking about the ramifications that the aftermath of the rumbling would have and!! I have been thinking about that nonstop for the past couple of weeks and I’ve been searching everywhere for posts discussing it and I haven’t found much in depth stuff!! I haven’t read the entire manga but I have read the conclusion and I really don’t like how it just timeskips and doesn’t discuss much about what life is like after. So rn I’m working on a post-rumbling fic to fill in the blanks of what things would be like the following year. If you’re cool with exchanging ideas about it, what do you think would have transpired?
MANNNN you have no idea how long i've wanted to talk to someone abt this!!! i totally feel your pain😭
sooo we know that the world map of aot is just backwards + upside down version of the real world. this is even more supported by names like the Port of Acrifa (Africa) and Salta (Atlas) - to explain the names of regions in the map below.
what we don't know is just about everything else. cultures, technology, populations everywhere except for Paradis, Marley (and very roughly) Hizuru? nope. so this is going to require some speculating.
credit to this reddit post for the best approximation of aot's world map.
I highlighted Paradis in yellow, marked L for Liberio, and i marked X where Fort Salta is. really all you need to know about that place (if you don't already) is that's where the Rumbling stops.
therefore, the Rumbling got this far:
so, what the fuck does THIS mean?
WELL FIRST OF ALL...
this is a map of where the Walls are canonically situated on Paradis Island:
...did Eren actually get the Titans to stomp out all life on the majority of the fucking island???? did the Wall Titans just step around all people inhabiting those areas?? are there enough gaps between the individual Wall Titans to preserve the island?
also, did just the Wall Maria Titans walk? otherwise the only preserved part of Paradis would be all the land in Wall Sina.
if i'm missing something, please let me know. i'm going to operate on the assumption that it's a plot hole, because otherwise, Paradis would be a destroyed nation after the Rumbling.
therefore, the timeskip where Paradis is shown to be a thriving fascist military state simple wouldn't make sense.
moving on, during the Rumbling, 80% of humanity is just exterminated. so the vast majority of the human population was apparently concentrated in Marley (the African continent), and parts of the Middle East and Asia.
we're never given a number for the human population on AOT's earth before the rumbling, but say we placed it at 1.5 billion like our earth in 1920—to adjust for the technology apparently available seen mostly in Marley (black and white photographs, model-t cars, etc).
120 million people. so it seems a bit more realistic that 120 million people could be left in the unshaded region.
it doesn't need to be said that Marley has practically been wiped out. so what does that mean for the world?
at best, it's gone from the leading world power to a “third-world” country. That's pretty much the bulk of the devastation from a political perspective, but the leading world power is gone.
imagine modern China or the USA just disappearing off the face of the earth. Marley contained the majority of the world's population too. so total economic collapse, right?? a global recession, economic ruin for decades to come.
would war immediately break out for that land?
FUCK NO!! it's pure wasteland coated with blood, flattened ruin, and carrion. totally inhospitable. there is nothing left. (that's depicted in a panel from ch139 that i won't show just in case of spoilers.)
but you can bet your ass that nations after the Rumbling are going to turn on Paradis. right, Eren frightened the world into submission—but he said himself that it'll be decades before there's a counterattack. so in the meantime, Paradis canonically becomes a fascist military state.
WORLD WAR.
a few decades after the Rumbling ends, there will be all-out war, and not just out of the fear and hatred we're familiar with.
however, in the following year like you asked, by-far i imagine people globally would be in a complete state of shock, still reeling—especially politically—from the devastation. that's the best way I would sum it up.
probably imagine the state of the world after WW2, except the political and socio-economic equivalent of the USA and parts of western Europe were bombed into nothingness.
and resources?
what effect did such decimation of life on earth the Rumbling caused do to the entire continent of (what is) Africa, the Middle East and a part of Asia?
i don't know enough about Africa, the Middle East and Asia to explain accurately, honestly. but undoubtedly, Eren fucked everyone over in severe respects globally and he didn't even succeed in exterminating humanity.
But also, we can't assume that the world of AOT is a perfect replica of our own in terms of... well, anything besides size and climate. the most useful info we know is that the vast majority of the world's population is (was) situated in those places.
climate map:
the majority of the world's deserts and tropical grasslands + much of the grassland is just.... gone.
so much farmland. at least I don't think that the world would be starving, but considering the economic breakdown i mentioned earlier, there would be plenty of anarchy in the first year following the Rumbling.
surely there would be a global shortage of oil? essential minerals found only in deserts? many types of animals would be extinct or pushed to the brink of it.
as for the ocean, Wall Titans are seen swimming through it, but what kind of impact would all that heat have on marine life?? NOT GOOD ONES.
sorry that i'm simply not knowledgable enough to give out many specifics, but for anyone who is, please add on if you'd like :) there's a ton of factors to consider in what the world would be like post-Rumbling, many of which i think would have to be filled in by fans since Isayama doesn't fill many blanks.
#i hoped this helped somewhat :(#another question in my mind is.. unsurprisingly where tf levi onya gabi and falco are#i never imagined them anywhere but marley#paradis island?#i wish i knew#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#snk#snk anime#snk manga#aot anime#aot meta#aot spoilers#snk spoilers
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