#i’m a professional yapper my bad

[unnerving-presence]

ppl treating excella like some precious innocent little victim make me fucking violent. SHE. SEXUALLY. HARASSED. HIM. WANNA KNOW WHO THE ACTUAL VICTIM IS? WESKER!! SHE SEXUALLY HARASSES HIM AND TOUCHES HIM WITHOUT CONSENT!! these ppl have actually made me fucking hate excella 🫡 genuinely sick of her ass bc of these freaks

honestly i do get where they’re coming from. that entire scene being a thing is a biproduct of wesker’s manipulation. he had manipulated her into becoming the ceo of tricell’s africa division and falling in love with him. in some aspects she is a victim of his manipulation

BUT

that does not excuse her touching wesker at all no matter how he made her feel or how she feels. period. he had given no prior consent or positive reaction to what she was doing. she had crossed a line there and was never okay no matter what. i don’t think this is something that should ever be defended whether she touched wesker or any body else. it shouldn’t matter who she touched, it should matter that she touched that character in the first place which is wrong, even if she was in love. if you’re going to defend her, defend her literally being manipulated. do not defend her crossing a line and doing something that the other character didn’t consent to.

yes, she thinks wesker likes her too. that is 0 excuse to defend her touching him that way. that scene should never be defended, just like you should never defend any bad thing wesker does either. i do not defend his bad actions like him manipulating excella. what i do defend is him being touched without any consent whatsoever. it doesn’t matter what he made her think, in that moment he gives 0 indication that he wanted to be touched. no matter what it isn’t okay.

i feel like we should all come to an understanding about these two characters and just say it out right

excella touching wesker is not okay no matter the situation. stating otherwise is very insensitive toward actual victims in similar situations to this.

excella was manipulated, that is not okay either, but it does not excuse what she did. she can love him all she wants, but she should’ve read the room and his current mood and should never have touched him.

clearly she reads him wrong as well. his instant retaliation to her “do i sense concern?” comment makes her roll her eyes. clearly she didn’t know how he felt and read his feelings wrong, OR she thinks he suddenly switched up his mood. either way she doesn’t know wesker enough to know how he felt in that situation. she thinks she knows him but she simply doesn’t.

i think both sides have their reasonings, but we should really acknowledge that it’s never okay to touch someone without consent. people defending that specifically is so weird to me. do not defend her being weird. victims of similar acts do not appreciate that at ALL

[bicheetopuff]

My sister kinda 'quit' the show too because she wasn't really feeling it lol. But I sometimes talk to her about the show/manga because she doesn't mind it. When I showed her the hospital scene where Katsuki cries and says his famous line, my sister almost gasped and didn't believe it was Katsuki saying something like that at first and called it gay af

I have a friend like that. He doesn’t really care about finishing the anime but he lets me rant about the manga to him a lot cuz he knows I’m neurodivergent and none of my other friends like it when I talk about bnha. The only thing is, he’s cishet so he genuinely never realized that Toga was canonically bi and I had to spend like an hour trying to explain it to him because he wouldn’t believe me ajdbejd

Otherwise, I just kinda go off about the manga when I want to because I love info dumping and he likes reading info dumps. I even wrote him chapter for chapter summaries of the last arc before the epilogue lmao. He doesn’t think anything between bkdk is gay, but he doesn’t deny it either…

[mylove-thresher]

“Si es que yo no le compré regalos”

cojóntra, ma

[moralocdfromhell]

I should point out before I write a paragraph that I don’t take your argument in bad faith. You didn’t say this to piss people off or whatever, you said this so you could offer your viewpoint. However, I do think you misunderstand my point here and how these sorts of phobias work. If you don’t mind, I would like to clarify my stance:

Yes, bugs are a very large and diverse group of animals. Being afraid of so many animals could be problematic, but to whom? The bug has no idea you’re afraid of it. It probably thinks you’re just some weird creature. If you don’t kill bugs, which I didn’t encourage anywhere in my post btw, the only person that being scared of bugs will hurt is the person who’s afraid. And we know that- We know there’s no rational reason to be afraid of them.

But phobias due to mental illness don’t run on rationality. I know my fear of bugs is pretty much irrational. That’s not what mental illnesses really care about, though. Speaking from personal experience, the root of my fear of bugs is not even the bugs themselves. It’s the dirt and other ‘dirty’ areas that they live in, the parasites and bacteria they might carry (not to be a nerd BUT depending on the species ofc not all of them commonly carry parasites or even harmful bacteria), and the fact that they could carry this perceived dirtiness to me or my personal space. (I should mention that my OCD also doesn’t care about my nerdy facts. It doesn’t care that not all of them carry something dangerous)

For people with trauma, it could also be because the bugs are associated with bad memories, not just because of the bugs themselves. Which brings me back to my point of why I think treating a fear of bugs as an inherently evil thing is not okay. My other point was how it’s worse online, in these bubbles where people give a flying fuck about wildlife. But it’s also necessary to note that I’ve experienced things like this in real life too. The core message of this post was that mentally ill people get a lot of shit online for having phobias or symptoms deemed as ‘evil’ by at least some part of society, and that it only adds to the suffering that mentally ill people experience.

I feel like that message was missed and interpreted as something different.

Additionally, phobias as a result/symptom of a mental illness generally cannot be ‘unlearned’. Phobias that aren’t caused by a co-morbid condition like OCD or trauma can be unlearned, but with mental health conditions the process of ‘unlearning’ can be a lot more complex to navigate.

Most mild fears can be unlearned without any help. I’ve seen many people get over a fear of bugs on their own, which is great. But for many of us, it requires medical intervention that some may not have access to. And even then, it may not get to a point where it is properly ‘unlearned’. You can’t unlearn a symptom of a mental illness, you can only manage and treat it. In this context it comes off as you saying ‘hey unlearn your OCD your life will be so much better without it’ which? Sounds a little strange?? If you ask me. I’m sure you didn’t mean it that way, because it seemed you were addressing how society in general feels about bugs and how badly they treat them, when that’s not what this post was about.

thank you for coming to my presentation

People acting like you’re completely evil for simply not liking bugs sets my OCD off a little bit

You can’t say anything about being terrified of spiders online without someone going “but the spider didn’t do anything to you!! Why do you hate them?! It’s unethical to kill them!!” And they’ll start referencing that one poem even if you never said you killed a spider in the first place

Some people literally treat it as a moral fault if you’re afraid of bugs. I saw a comment on Facebook where the conclusion was basically “if you’re scared of bugs, that’s Bad and you need to work on that and learn to be Completely Okay with them or else you’re Bad” like some people don’t have an uncontrollable fear of bugs

A fear of bugs is also an OCD thing. My contamination OCD really doesn’t like them. And some people with trauma who lived in infested/dirty homes also do not like bugs- So acting like being scared of bugs is an inherently bad thing leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

But I always have a nagging thought at the back of my mind now when I see a scary bug. “Why are you scared of it? You’re a bad person if you’re scared of it.”

[sunny-knight]

SCROLL FOR @forgettable-au ANGST :D

ok so ((WAILS LOUDLY))

WE KNOW HOW THIS GOES *breaks knuckles* ITS TIME TO TEAR APART MY ART BECAUSE PASSION

trust me, im a proFESSIONAL yapper at this point

This whole thing takes place within my own headcanon that “The Quiche Room” was one of many of Sans and Wingdings’ little hangout spots. They also really liked the echo flower there (maybe they planted it themselves-) Maybe thats why Papyrus is so unnerved and disturbed by echo flowers now…

Notice, the echo flower grows as they grow!

Oh yeah! I had fun drawing them grown in their kid outfits for 2. Wingdings can finally see his ankles

2 is also sorta a reference to my Radio Star comic, same stuff they did as kids, Wingdings working and Sans assisting, They haven’t changed too much yet. haven’t gotten the lab job. yet.

in 3, this is after they get the job at the lab and Wingdings realizes its a great place for supporting his unhealthy habits of seclusion and emotional repression. The echo flower is repeating something Wingdings said a while ago. I dont know what- fill in your own angst I suppose (I cant do EVERYTHING around here)

in 1 and 2, the light sources… are each other. Sans n Wd. Theyre each others lights. Each others stars (cries loudly and noticeably) but then for 3, the only light source is the echo flower. Yknow. The echo flower. with wingdings’ voice

4 is how the quiche room looks in the game 👍 Dunno whats sadder… Wingdings’ voice being removed because he’s in the void now, or because someone just talked over it without a second thought.

Oh yeah, and its empty because Sans and Papyrus don’t remember that ever being a place they hung out.

Yeah.

Yeah, im crying too. Its okay, let it out.

SANS AND GASTER SANS AND GASTER SANS AND GASTER (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE) I need them to interact i’m gonna have an aneurism.

THIS PART IS GETTING ITS OWN SECTION BECAUSE CMON MAN, ITS SANS AND GASTER

It was said in this post that Sans knows he was involved in whatever accident Gaster had, that had MAJOR consequences, and made everything and everyone different.

That makes me wonder, does Sans feel any guilt?? like subconsciously or not, he knows he was involved, so does he suspect he could have done something to stop it, or did something bad, and he was at fault in some way?

I DONT THINK HE WAS

so in 5, Sans is asking “what happened.”

What happened to him, why is everything like this, was it his fault? what did he do? what did he NOT do???

And Gaster just replies “Nothing that wasn’t my own fault.”

OK THATS ENOUGH. WHITEBOARD DOODLES, ATTACK!!!!

also- I PROMISE IM WORKING ON THE DTIYS 😭😭😭 IVE GOT IDEAS IDK HOW TO EXECUTE EM

Heres a thing I made/am working on(???) that was inspired by the dtiys though :3

[toons-and-doom]

If twisteds could talk, their voices could be distorted/gurgled as the ichor could literally be also choking them. If not then I guess they just make animalistic noises lol. Or.. they could be repeating they know right before they got.. twisted.

besides Vee, her voice could be glitchy as fuck or making random glitchy noises, she’s a robot anyways.

Astro, possibly would tell a toon he just fucking tore apart “sweet dreams” once they died, hoping that their in peace now, but carrying more guilt.

Dandy is the only one who has full control of himself, but his voice could still be either the same, or slightly distorted as well..

Dandy you couldn’t have fucked up that bad all by yourself bro..

(Holy shit while I was writing this, imagine that the Eternal Happiness skins have their own twisted variants, you know they’re close when you hear distorted laughing. And you should probably run when you see a rainbow puddle.)

Oh god now I’m becoming a professional yapper..💔💔

It’s okay I’m a yapper too

Oh god I’m thinking about potential voice lines

So for poppy it’s mostly gurgling / zombie esque noises. Occasionally she mumbles something about how the ichor hurts, or how she has to complete the machines.

Boxten gets a bit more voice lines, occasionally he’ll quietly call out stuff like ‘ guys ‘ or ‘where did you go? ��. There’s of course some gurgling- maybe even he sings a little- to the tune of a disoriented music box, in an attempt to calm himself.

Now Shrimpo makes more animalistic noises, more so growling and a bit of gurgling. Occasionally he utters something like ‘ I HATE the dark ‘ or ‘ I HATE the cold ‘ or maybe even ‘ I hate THESE STUPID TOONS MAKING SO MUCH NOISE ‘

I don’t imagine Tisha speaking much, maybe she hums softly or remarks on how dirty this place is.

Toodles straight up makes animal and gurgling noises. Maybe she will have a throwaway like for when it’s a blackout that she doesn’t like the dark.

Brightney is pretty similar to poppy in that she makes more so gurgly zombie esque noises. Occasionally she may reference the other toons and her need to find them because the dark can be dangerous. Maybe she’ll reference specific toons and remark toodles is afraid of the dark or that Rodger has been more jumpy lately so the dark won’t do him good.

I’d imagine razzle and dazzle humming as well when they’re idle, since they can’t really move. Both when disturbed I think they speak at the same time, saying contradictory things like ‘ DIE ‘ and ‘ RUN ‘

Tbh I can’t imagine Rodger talking. If he did he’s oddly snappy, like ‘ DONT TOUCH THAT. ‘ or like ‘ YOU CANT HANDLE IT ‘

Teagan is also a zombie noise person, maybe she remarks about the tapes and how she needs them. She needs them or dandy is going to kill them all. . .

Goob just sobs. Hes scared, he’ll call out to the toons and says he doesn’t want to be alone. He wants a hug- he call if anyone wants a hug in a weak voice. And most devastatingly, if there is a scraps in the party, he’ll call out to her.

Meanwhile scraps is more manic, laughing manically while chasing toons, maybe even taunting them. If she’s looking, perhaps she has a moment of clarity and calls for goob in a more concerned voice (she has additional voice lines about how she’s worried about him if there is a goob in the party)

Flutter doesn’t say anything < / 3

I’d imagine dandy is a lot more pissed off so his voice lines sound like he’s gonna snap on yo ass. Obligatory where are my tapes line.

FOR REAL ASTRO DOES TELL HIS VICTIMS SWEET DREAMS BUT THERES A DEFEATED SIGN AFTERWARDS

SHELLY SHOUTS TO GET PEOPLES ATTENTION BECAUSE SHES CONSTANTLY IGNORED

AND VEE DOES GLITCH

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Oh god prescribed joy and ichor would be a match made in hell but it’s very silly!! :D!!!

[luvv4j4ybe11]

Hear me out

Reader who came from earth to pandora because she had a hard life there (fighting in the army from a young age etc) and she always looks tough but one day she bursts into tears in front of neteyam since he's the only one she trusts

She doesn't know what it feels like to be loved or cared for, her parents abandoned her or died when she was little but neteyam is there to hold her :),

YES YES OML I love this idea sm, madi pookie! Hearing you out all the way😝

Warnings: angst with fluff, cursing, angst without plot(kinda?) and I think that’s it. lmk if I missed anything, and enjoy, my love<3

This idea is so “Jonny” and “Stay ready” coded so we’re gonna listen to this while we read!

You knew today was gonna be a rough day, based on the heavy feeling you felt weighing down on your whole body, but you didn’t know it’d be this bad.

With you, crying in your bestfriends lap with your arms wrapped around him tightly while he whispered soft, reassuring words to you to calm your sobs, but they js made it worse.

How could he still be so caring? Even when you were crying pathetically in front of him?

The more those thoughts swelled in your head, the more tears burned in your eyes, threatening to flow over your tear stained cheeks. Neteyam felt horrible, he knew you were hurting, but he didn’t know it was this bad. All he could do was rub gentle patterns on your back while whispering gentle words into your ear, occasionally kissing your temple and forehead to sooth you.

Once your sobs finally soften, you unwrap you arms from his strong frame, sitting up and wiping your face free of tears. He doesn’t say anything, just looking at you with the most precious smile as he takes in your breathtaking features. Even when you were crying you still managed to be so beautiful.

“I’m sorry, that was-“ you started, but you were quickly cut off by the firm grip on your wrist, “don’t. It’s ok, babygirl, I promise. You never have to apologize to me when it comes to what you need.” He says simply, the words made you smile as tears of happiness flowed from your face, instinctively making neteyam reach over to wipe your face free of the tears.

You let out a small ‘thank you’ before glancing to his lips, then back to his eyes, now suddenly becoming away of how close you two are. And how he didn’t move his hand away from you face, instead he placed it so he was cupping the side of it.

It felt as if everything on pandora was pulling you into his comforting embrace, telling you to just let it happen, to let your guard down. His thumb brushes your bottom lip softly, glancing from your lips to your eyes before looking at you directly, “can I kiss you, yawntu? {beloved}” It was quiet, only ment for your ears to hear. You nod your head “yes” at the question, your whole body internally shaking with excitement as he leans in and presses his lips against yours.

The kiss is slow, yet passionate. You hum softly into the kiss, instinctively pressing your body closer against his to feel more of him against you. He does the same, wrapping his strong arms to pull you closer to him, but still being careful to not hurt you.

Your hands tangle in his hair, tugging slightly when you feel him squeeze the flesh of your waist. It goes on like this for what feels like forever, you never knew that a single kiss could leave you so happy and euphoric, yet here you are.

Reluctantly, you both pull away, both of you panting heavily as you try to catch your breath.

“I’ve been wanting to do that since the moment I’ve met you,”

“I’m glad the feeling was mutual then.”

A/N~ WAHH this was such a cute idea! I loved writing this sm<3 madi ilysm btw😝💕

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[aloonaram]

Here’s an edited wip of my Birdflash oneshot.

Fair warning, this will probably change in the final product as I try to figure out at what point in the timeline I want this fic to take place.

“You look like shit, Dickie.”

“Gee, thanks, Walls. You’re such a loving boyfriend,” Dick retorted. He tried for a smile, but Wally watched sadly as it twitched and fell before it could become what it once was–what Dick’s smile used to be.

Dick opened his door wider in invitation and Wally rushed in and examined the place. Gotham wasn’t ever known for its beauty, but even with that in mind, Dick’s apartment looked pretty rough. Empty containers of takeout and miscellaneous trash littered the floor and countertops. His couch was sprinkled with brown spots that he almost assumed were polka dots before he realized they were most definitely patches of dried blood. Clothes were strewn across every surface, their musk permeating his senses. Dick brushed past his side and made his way to the kitchen, opening his rickety fridge to expose the meager amount of food he had. Wally would bet his life savings that each of the five items had gone bad too, based on the state of the place.

Dick turned to toss Wally a water, “So…what, uh, brings you here?” Dick’s awkward tone hangs heavy between the two. Now that Wally could get a good look, his lover was in rough shape. Even worse than his apartment; which was a feat, his mind whispered. His hair laid limp and greasy along his neck and his bags seemed to have bags of their own. A couple of dark bruises peeked through the collar of his shirt, some leading down to his left arm if the strange way he seemed to carry it was anything to go by. Dick clutched his own water bottle, doing his best to look anywhere but at him.

“You haven’t been responding to my messages,” Wally started, “I texted the other Robin, uh Tim, I think? But he never got back to me either, so I got worried, you know? Figured I’d take matters into my own hands. I don’t have super speed for nothing.” He waved his hands around, doing his best to lighten the mood. “It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten to talk, let alone seen each other in person, but, you know, if this isn’t the best time, I can totally leave. I know this is kinda spur of the moment.” Wally wished he could slap himself the moment his lips stopped moving. Some of the younger heroes had started calling him a professional yapper and he wished it didn’t fit so damn well.

Wally watched as Dick took a breath and rubbed his temple as if he had a headache. He winced. Yeah, this probably wasn’t the best time to show up out of the blue.

“No, I…You don’t need to leave, “ Dick sighed. “I’m sorry I haven’t been responding, Walls. Everything’s just been… a lot, to put it simply. I’ve been so busy trying to balance my day job, Bludhaven, and…and being Batman. I just haven’t had much time to myself lately, if you can’t tell by the state of my apartment.” Dick laughed pitifully and winced when it shook his aching arm.

He couldn’t help moving forward into the kitchen and enveloping Dick in a hug, something he definitely should’ve done the moment he’d arrived. His partner sighed shakily and moved to wrap his arms around Wally’s middle. He felt Dick’s face pressed against his chest and hooked his chin to the top of his greasy head. Dick had always been one for physical comfort, a miracle considering who he’d grown up with and the environment he’d been forced into at the ripe age of nine. Wally would be lying if he didn’t say Dick’s need for physical affection didn’t bring him relief and make him feel needed. Sometimes, he felt powerless amidst his lover's strife–Batman’s rule against metas in Gotham limiting his ability to help. Providing Dick a simple hug; feeling the tense muscles in his shoulders loosen and his breath hit Wally’s neck as he sighed in relief, was Wally’s respite from his perpetual guilt.

Wally knew about Batman’s…death. He’d been there when Dick hosted Bruce’s funeral, letting Dick squeeze the life from his hand as he listened to the speech from Alfred. With Bruce gone, the natural order of Dick’s family had seemed to fall apart. Dick had taken the mantle of Batman, a title Wally knew he had never wanted–never felt right for him. He’d be lying if he said he fully understood the magnitude of such a change–that he knew how large the chasms carved by trauma had grown to separate Dick and his siblings. And yet despite that, he knew one thing for a fact. Dick, his lover and the man he’s known for well over a decade now was not the type of person to let others shoulder pain on their own. He took and took and took until he knew only he carried the weight of the sky on his shoulders, letting his muscles feel relief only when his family no longer felt pain. And he’d continue to carry that weight with a smile as long as he knew his family would smile back, unaware of the sky creeping in on Dick’s tense shoulders.

Wally squeezed his arms tighter around Dick’s back, supporting him as his breaths became ragged in their silent embrace. As Wally did so, a sick thought entered his mind, fueled by the anger and pain he felt for his partner; a small part of him–microscopic even–was glad Bruce wasn’t here. Not because he reveled in the effects his passing had on Dick, nor because he wanted Dick to be forced into the role of Batman, but because despite his struggles, Bruce had never been good for Dick. Yes, he played the parental figure Dick needed when he was younger and yes, he provided the necessities for Dick to survive, but he never provided what Wally knew Dick needed most.

“Do you wanna move to the couch, babe?” Wally whispered, cheek pressed against Dick’s head. He feels Dick nod silently and Wally zipped them to the couch in less than half a second. Wally sat and patted the spot next to him, watching as Dick laid his head on his lap, pressing his cheek to Wally’s stomach while letting his legs hang off the side of the couch.

Never one comfortable with silence, Wally broke it first. “If you don’t wanna talk, I won’t push. We can chill, watch the Office, eat popcorn–whatever you want. I just worry…you know? Not being able to be here to help and hearing on the news, Batman and Robin this and Joker and Two-Face that…I just wish I could do more for you.”

Wally looks down to meet Dick’s pained stare and internally winces as Dick opens and closes his mouth, struggling to respond.

“Me and the bats have it handled over here, okay?” Dick starts quietly, aimlessly running his hand over Wally’s knuckles. “You don’t need to worry about me, honey. I know you have more than enough to deal with back at Central and I don’t want to stress you out with problems I have handled.”

Wally lets his free hand run through Dick’s hair, quickly relishing in the way Dick warms to his touch. “I can’t lie and say I wouldn’t be stressed, you know me too well for that, but I’m here to support you, Dick. To be your listener when you’re stressed.” He paused for only a moment before speaking again, “I know you, Dick. I’ve known you for almost every era of your life as you have, mine. I knew you when you were my scrawny, baby leader-”

“Hey-” Dick tried to interject, but Wally kept going.

“I knew you when you wore that god awful blue and yellow disco Nightwing suit-”

“It really wasn’t that bad-”

“And I know what it looks like when you don’t have things handled. You don’t need to soften the blow for me Dickie and you don’t need to play the perfect soldier.” Wally paused. Let it be known even the Flash is out of breath from time to time. “You were always there for me during rough times, so please let me be there for you.”

[beneathsakurashade]

why did my favorite game turn into a dating sim? twst x gen reader (crack fic) CH: 2 me. u. church. in wedding outfits. rn

CH: 1

The two of you sit across from each other on opposite sofas.  Enjoying a pleasant late afternoon meal of tea and various cakes, it felt like a scene from a fluffy fanfic.  “Man, I remember one time I had a birthday party at a cafe or something and we got served lemonade and cookies” you smile, serving yourself another small cake.  “Lemonade and cookies? I haven’t heard about that before, processed sweets and drinks are forbidden in my household” Riddle remarks taking a small sip of tea.  “Damn, that’s crazy, is that why your fave food is strawberry tarts?” You reply.  “Yes, the tarts that Trey makes are my exception to that rule.  In fact, Trey bakes all of the desserts for our dorm.” he explains.   

    “Wait Trey makes these? Like ALL of them? Dang, bro’s a great baker, I’m banned from the kitchen in my household for some reason” you say “Banned from the kitchen? H-how did that happen?” He sighs nervously and you shrug in response “I think it was because of that one time I microwaved a mozzarella stick for like a minute and almost burned down the house.  Or that time I gave my family food poisoning the first time I cooked dinner.  Wait maybe it was that time I cooked a pizza and it fell down to the bottom of the oven from the rack and we had to buy a new oven… Dunno, tbh they're prob just being haters”.  Riddle chokes on his tea and coughs “Uh-I-I see…I suppose then I’ll have to be the one cooking in the relationship”.

“Speaking of this relationship, am I gonna take your last name for a month?  Or are you gonna take mine?” You ask “I thought about this, and while I would like to keep my name.  I don’t mind taking yours, it is only a month after all”. “Hmmm, Y/N Rosehearts or Riddle L/N…” you sigh “Quite the conundrum” “Indeed…”     The door is flung open by two students who you recognize as Ace and Deuce.  You jump in surprise and drop the cookie that you were holding.  “Housewarden Riddle! Is it true that you’re gonna get married?” Ace exclaims and Riddle stiffens “Y-yes that’s correct, but only temporarily! A month at most”.  You pout and pick up the fallen cookie “Rip soldier” you mutter and turn to the two “What have you to say for killing my cookie?” Deuce bows “Our deepest apologies!” Ace groans “No need to be all proper Deuce, its not like they’re a celebrity or something” he smiles “The names Ace Trappola, and this here -he points to Deuce- is Deuce Spade”.  You sigh “Erm actually, I have three hundred and sixty seven followers on hoyolab, so yes, I am a celebrity. Also I know, Riddle complained about how you’re among the worst students that he’s seen in all his twenty years.  Btw I’m Y/N L/N, professional failure and yapper, with rizz”.     “I feel bad for ya’ to be honest.  With all the rules here n’ stuff” Ace sighs and sits down beside Riddle on the couch, much to the other’s chagrin.  You shrug in response “I know, but that’s the price you pay for love I suppose.  I don’t mind it if I can be married to my husband here for a month”.  Riddle turns red and Ace laughs “We better get used to seeing a strawberry red housewarden Deuce!” Deuce responds confused “Okay!” You smile “You two are silly, I like it, but stop harassing my pookie”.  Riddle turns an even darker shade of red if that was possible and collars Ace.  Deuce watches on in confusion, unsure of whether to defend his friend or his Housewarden.  You liked Ace, he reminded you of a childhood friend that you had back home, though said friend always pretended not to know you at school for whatever reason.  That’s probably what drew you to his character in Twisted Wonderland.  Deuce reminded you of yourself, though not the whole middle school gangster thing, your mom would kill you if she ever found out that you used to ditch school and joined a gang.  But the whole working hard and it never being enough, nothing ever sticking in your head no matter how many times it was drilled into you, staying up till ungodly hours in the night to get a good grade to impress her. 

    The two of you, yourself and Riddle, head back to his room.  “Did we miss a few chapters?” You tease and Riddle turns to you confused.  “Pardon?” You sigh “Of course you wouldn’t get it…” he still looks confused while opening the door “Guests first” he smiles and you walk in.  “Woooah, aw man, there’s only two beds” you mutter “Is there something wrong?” Riddle inquires. “Nah, just a fanfic reference, iykyk” you shrug and sit down on the twin bed near the wall. “Fanfic?” “Yea, y’know, fanfiction?” You lie down on your back and turn your head to face him. “Fanfiction? Oh, Cater mentioned something about that…” he nods and sits down on his bed “Is your bed comfortable, Mx. Y/N?”. “Its nice, but it would be better if you were here with me” you sigh dramatically.  To which he blushes and sighs in mock annoyance “Y-you’re certainly quick to act like a married couple Mx. Y/N”.  You turn and set your chin on your palm “Call me Y/N, we’re more than a married couple less than lovers correct?” He sighs softly “I suppose that’s a rather accurate description, forgive me for acting incorrectly at all during our time together.  This is the biggest thing that I’ve done without Mother’s permission…besides that one time I got fast food with Cater”.  The teasing look vanishes from your face “Your mom doesn’t let you get fast food??” You gape.  “She considers it extremely unhealthy, saying that fast food is the beginning to a short and poor life.”    You blink and finally say “So…she’s an almond mom?” He looks down “Cater said something like that once…I researched the topic and it isn’t an incorrect description of my mother.  But she’s a good woman! She is a doctor so she knows all about what she is talking about! Mother wouldn’t lie to me…she wouldn’t…”.  You sense the saddening gloom that's starting to settle in the room.  Riddle's mom was a sore subject for him, most of the fandom, (his stans especially) absofuckinglutely hated her guts, you couldn't blame them though, she was a real daughter of a nice lady... “Welp, usually I’d say listen to your parents.  But I have an idea, how about we go to a fast food place for our first date as a couple?  You guys probably have a McDonald’s or something like it here right?”.  He brightens up at your enthusiasm “Are you sure about that? Aren’t first dates usually more classy?”.  You respond smugly “That’s what the tv shows say, but my broke ass says otherwise! Don’t worry pookie, I’ll make our first date the best that you’ve ever seen!”

AN: hiii everyone its me, also random thing but I remember the time I was reading a twst fic on wattpad and there was a comment that I found so goofy and what made it extra memorable for me was that the user of the commenter was theevilfoodeaterbanica or something like that and it made my Evillious Chronicles fangirl heart happy. Anyways hope you all are doing great! (つ≧▽≦)つ⊂(｡･ω･｡⊂)

[unhingedangstaddict]

Part of a scene from chapter six of my BuckTommy witness protection fic that I wanted to share!

“We discussed behavior in public, we never discussed what we wanted to do in private.” Tommy started. “So if you want to act like two roommates who didn’t pick each other and never talk, that’s fine. If you want to do everything together like we’ve been best friends our whole lives, well it’s my job to go along with whatever will make you feel safe. And we can go with any option in between those two extremes as well.”

“What do you prefer?” Buck asked Tommy.

“It’s not about what I want. It’s about what will make you feel the most safe and comfortable.” Tommy avoided the question.

“And I get that, but don’t you deserve to feel comfortable too?”

Tommy seemed surprised to hear that and said nothing.

“Tommy?” Buck prompted.

“No witness has ever asked me that before.” Tommy admitted. “I don’t typically do these types of assignments, but being on the job as long as I have, I’ve had more than a few. I’ve had witnesses straight up ignore me and act as if I wasn’t there, and I’ve had witnesses request I sleep in the same room with them. But no one has ever asked what I’d want.”

“Well most people who know me know that I’m selfless to a fault, I care about people a lot, and I hate making people uncomfortable. I-” Buck paused. “I’ve been made uncomfortable by people before, and I mean, I figure it’s not an issue with you ‘cause you’re bigger than me, but sometimes people are intimidated just by my size alone, so I never want to do anything with my actions that would make someone feel uneasy.”

Tommy nodded as he took this in. “Well then, I’d like to know you better seeing as we could be here a long time. I’d like us to be comfortable with each other. A friendly roommate situation if you will. But I think everyone needs some down time.”

Buck nodded. “Yeah, I get that. And that’s fair. I like that.” He smiled. “And hey, you don’t have to worry about getting to know me, my boss’s stepdaughter- May- she says I’m a professional yapper.”

Tommy chuckled. “I think I gathered that already.”

Buck felt his cheeks heating up and he quickly looked down, hoping Tommy wouldn’t notice. “Oh.”

“Hey, it’s not a bad thing. I’ve always been more of a listener myself. Works out pretty well, don’t you think?”

“Yeah, I- I guess so.” Buck agreed.

(Read more on ao3)

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

Hi Ray! I have a question about Headphones Encouraged….they obviously are going to get together after the end and I’m wondering if they still indulge in the audio side of things….like maybe they end up having some fun over the phone? And/or….do they make an appearance together on Ian’s channel?

! ah calli hoohoo! i love this please allow me to share my thoughts (and thank you for asking - i wanna talk about these so bad im trembling like a mf chihuahua)

[ headphones encouraged ]

i honestly don't see mickey making an appearance on the channel on account of how much he values his privacy. i think it'd be too much for him. but he definitely keeps listening to them, and notices more and more similarities between the scenarios in ian's audios and shit that's happened between them irl. which makes him feel sneaky and special and gets him off stupid-fast.

but!! they definitely have phone sex. on accident at first, of course. ian's minding his own business after another workout and he's all winded and hot and panting, and it reminds mickey of that first audio he ever heard of him. a fact that he shares, obviously. and a fact that ian capitalizes on, obviously, steering things into steamier territory for him.

at first, mickey is tragically bad at phone sex. he'll get off like nobody's business because ian's a professional and lord knows he's a yapper, but he keeps trying to get him to answer. to say things back to him. and mickey's like...struggling/gasping for air like a fish out of water and ian's just like, really endeared because of coooourse heeee iiiiis~, eventually just being like "baby it's ok. you don't gotta be shy, you can just say the shit you would say to the audios" and mickey has this whole fucking moment where he's like my brother in christ, you think i was actually responding to you out loud - i would keep all that shit in my head hello

but they make it work. and eventually mickey starts letting himself speak instead of think, and ian is beside himself with pride in his boyfriend <3 and they both cum together and are happy, the end!

[just-a-j3ster]

~About me~

Call me jest/jestr

Aromantic, bisexual, Non-binary(he/they)

I am a ~minor~

mixed media artist!!!

ENFP

I don’t have the best spelling or grammar despite loving to write

I really like creating stories for characters, making and drawing ocs and just writing in general.

Current hyper fixation

Mouthwashing

ASKS/ DRAWING REQUESTS!!

(Open!!!!) :D

↓ Fandoms, Facts and dni under the cut ↓

Fandoms I’m in (and fav character)

Genshin Impact (Freminet)

Death note (i don’t have a fav)

Scott Pilgrim (Kim )

Mlp (apple jack)

Alien Stage (Till)

Dead Plate (Rody)

Fnaf (Monty)

Helluva and Hazbin (STRIKER!!!)

Gravity falls (Stanford)

Creepypasta (Jeff)

TDAC (jax)

ZZZ (Corin)

Regretivator (unpleasant gradient <3)

Diary of a wimpy kid??? (Rodrick 😔)

Mouthwashing (daisuke)

Lemon demon

Random facts abt me

I really like jesters, ball jointed dolls, cowboys, and ikea

Professional yapper

I probably have a reading and/ or focus disorder

Professional crow

I have random bins full of shiny thing

Very emo (cat beanies and fingerless gloves)

I only really create characters so I can write stories for them

I have a strange fascination with organs and blood. I just think they’re cool

My favourite colour is red

I hate dolphins

Dni if you are…

Ablest

Racist

Homophobic

Transphobic

Pro-Shippers (not an anti, it just makes me uncomfortable)

Triggered by swear words (I curse a lot, bad habit ik)

[symbiotic-slime]

that's a lot, but still: for the fanfic ask game: ❤, 💥, ⏰️ , 👓 , 🦋 , 🦈, 💭, 🧪, 🔥, 💘,💡, 🔎, 🎨 .

SORRY, THAT'S A LOT!!! 😭

hi I’m so so sorry it took me a bit to get around to this 😭 also never apologize for sending too many, I am professional yapper and will take every opportunity to talk about my fics :D

❤️ What is your favorite line that you’ve written in a fic?

oooo this is tough! I have to go with this line from the fic I’m working on right now, which kinda goes too hard for a fanfiction that involves a man falling in love with mold

💥 What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?

Eddie Brock being the King in Black. I know there’s a lot of people who think it’s cool and like it, but to me it just feels out of place for him. like he should just be A Guy™️, not like the commander of all symbiotes and able to move through time or whatever the hell is going on right now in the current run.

⏰️ Do you like to post fics on a schedule or at random?

they’re definitely at random! it’s just whenever I get bursts of inspiration, I’m trying to be more regular (especially with VenomFest— I’m trying to keep up with it being weekly) but yeah, there’s no schedule 😅

👓 What helps you focus when you write?

this is gonna make me sound like an iPad baby but I love having videos I’ve already seen on in the background while I write! if Coffeezilla isn’t explaining a scam on my tv while I write on my phone/laptop than I am operating at like 50% efficiency 💀 It’s so bad 😭

🦋 Which character is your favorite to write?

I absolutely love writing the Venom Symbiote!! they’re such a goober it makes them so enjoyable to write! also it’s so fun to write about human things from the perspective of a guy who’s confused by them all the time.

🦈 Which character is the toughest to write?

Don’t know if he’s actually tough to write but part of the reason I haven’t written any symbiOT3 fics is because I’m scared of fucking up Flash 😭 I get like that with new characters, I get so petrified of writing them even though I find when i actually do write them it’s not as bad as I think. like it took me a while to build up to writing comics!Eddie, even though he’s not that hard to write (imo) and very fun to write!

💭 What inspires you and your writing?

LGBT delusions /j

my genuine answer is honestly not far off from that though— Venom and Eddie just exist in my brain all the time and writing about them helps me from just rotating them in my brain all day.

🧪 Do you research for your fics?

a bit? it depends on what I’m writing because most of it isn’t stuff that requires research, but if I ever get around to my Malevolent/Venom crossover I’m going to have to figure out how investigations actually work.

🔥 Have you included any sexy scenes in your fics? If yes, do you find them easy or difficult to write?

I have written them and I find them lowkey difficult to write 😭 I love writing them— all the ones I have published right now are x reader fics but the TMA au does get weirdly horny. listen okay im not crazy the corruption draws on sexual horror so it’s narratively compelling for Eddie to be horny for mold— [I am dragged out of the room by armed security guards]

💘 Is it easier to write angst or fluff?

fluff!! I find it hard to write angst— I just want all of them to be happy and gay and live happily ever after

💡How many WIPs do you currently have?

Currently I have two WIPs! I’ve got my Magnus archives AU, which has three WIP chapters, and I started writing a Eddie/Venom/Reader smut fic >:3

🔎 Does anyone beta read or edit your fics?

some of my irl friends beta read and edit my fics!! @fist-of-vengeance and @cyborg-empress are what keeps me from publishing fics with typos and just overall issues, I cannot thank them enough!!

📚 Is there a fanfic or fanfic writer you recommend?

OUGH there’s too many,,, I’ll try to narrow it down to just three of my favourites:

good old fashioned symbrock smut from Symby’s perspective:

symbiOT3 fic where Flash and Eddie are neighbours! it’s so adorable, I cannot wait for the next chapter:

and a fic where Venom is the monster under kid!Eddie’s bed! kinda heavy (it deals with Eddie being abused), but it’s so heartwarming to see kid!Eddie and Venom becoming friends and Venom protecting Eddie:

[myvirtuallove]

things about koko because i got bored and i’m a professional yapper when it comes to my ocs (pt 1?)

koko physically cringes whenever she fucks up, it’s extremely apparent on her face. same can also be said for whenever she doesn’t approve of something. weirdly expressive with her face. it prob cracks darnell up so bad. epitome of “the face says it all”

prob an rnb girlie. she’ll listen to anything, though—except country music

soo spoiled, since she was a kid. she tries to spoils herself quiet often. daddy’s girl type of vibes except she isn’t this weirdly mean ass person

hustler—she likes spoiling herself and she won’t wait on anyone to hand anything to her. if she has to do it herself she will, it’s a mentality that i feel runs in her family. some dedicated people 😭 she was probably extremely heated right along with nene when she found out pico didn’t kill bf because it was an incredibly missed opportunity for some cash

her favorite sleep shirt is a big garfield shirt darnell bought her because she has a rlly stupid interest in garfield that he doesn’t understand but its whatever

hates sloths, yes the animal. (and metaphorically, extremely lazy people)

her room is weirdly clean, it looks like she NEVER goes in it. which could be technically true because she’s an active person. the ‘dirtiest’ her room will get is when her bed is messy because she’s a little bit of a chaotic sleeper.

prefers fighting with her bare hands. but, she does own a thick baseball bat her uncle gave her. it stays in the corner of her room always because she typically doesn’t have to use it

can be a tough ass person—shes an only child so her daddy personally taught her how to fight and can pack a NASSTYYY hook. she ain’t afraid to get a little dirty—she gets it from her father. tries to keep it cute tho ☺️

terrible with children, and especially babies. she loves babies but she could never be able to take care of one alone

her natural hair is pretty long and full—mainly healthy. prioritizes taking care of her hair and will of course let it breathe for a while. her natural hair is dyed a dark blue, sorta faded

SUCHHH a sweat in mortal kombat; like it’s weird. it’s like one of the only games she can play and she will play like her life depends on it. will have darnell play with her just to destroy his ass, to the point where sometimes he’ll refuse to play

her and darnell have matching shoes and headphones

hates toes so much. she can’t even look at her own feet. weird but it makes her shiver when people wiggle them n shit and darnell is prob the type of person to like playfully fuck with her and it bothers her SOO much like she will physically distance herself

that’s it for now 🙏🏾

[hizznbyte]

NEW PINNED POST

“We’ll get there when we get there, but we haven’t gotten there yet so don’t go there” 🌿

Hello all! Welcome to planet Nerium [AKA, my stupid dumb Tumblr blog full of everything and nothing, all at the same time]

Of course, my name is Nerium, but you can also call me Neri, Nen, Null, Eff, or Typewriter. Do not ask why I have so many names, I will have an identity crisis. I go by They/Any pronouns. I am an Indonesian-American queer muslim [but please do not ask me to speak Indonesian. I am so whitewashed it’s almost scary]. I am a professional shit-poster and yapper, plus amateur artist, animator, author, and musician. Basically I’m your average nonbinary neko who posts sporadically.

Uh anyways I am a minor, which means I’m under 18, so please don’t interact with me if you are NSFW, support Pedophilia, support Zoophilia, support Incest, Proshipper, Homophobic/Transphobic, Racist, Islamophobic, or a Zionazi. Please be respectful of my boundaries, it’s a two way street. Feel free to block me for any reason, I don’t really mind as long as you aren’t being mean. I block on a daily basis, even for small and petty reasons. I post whatever I want here and don’t put much thought [if any] into the things I post so if you don’t like, please just leave.

Personally, I struggle with my own mental health issues, so please be patient with me.. I am neurodivergent [most likely undiagnosed ASD or the like, but I am not born into a privileged family that will allow me to get a diagnosis] and have some really bad social anxiety, even online, which is why I can behave weirdly. Please forgive me and move on.

Regarding reblogs and tags, I am very reblog heavy!! Sometimes I will add tags like #neriblog or #neri reblog followed by tags related to the post, but sometimes I will not add any tags [this is purely out of laziness wkwkwk]. Please don’t mind if I sound insane in the tags, sometimes I get really happy or excited and I start adding a million tags which can sound super annoying… I’m sorry for that. I usually tag my own posts with #neri [whatever] though my tags are almost always inconsistent. The tags are my main place to put random thoughts and stuff don’t mind ‘em.

Anyhways, on this blog I usually post about things I’m really into [mostly my current hyperfixations]. Here and there I’ll post some art and doodles. Some things that are pretty prominent on my blog as of right now: Cobra Kai/The Karate Kid, Spy x Family, Ace Attorney, Kittisaurus, FAKE TYPE, Mouthwashing [The Game], and other stuff. Once in a while I post original characters ‘n stuff. I’m currently working on a world building project/original series called Blood Magic, so I may post stuff relating to that. Right now I am extremely hyperfixated on SxF, but the SSS First Lieutenant and Yuri Briar specifically [they are super dear to me].

Don’t be shy when interacting on my blog. Feel free to reblog shit with crazy ass tags, leave a DM or an ask or whatever!! Or tag me in something you think I’d be interested in. I like interacting with y’all so long as you make your presence known first. If you wanna be moots lemme know please. Also I like to do art trades so if you’re interested hit me up and I’ll let you know when I’m free.

Oh also my main Tumblr is @efftothefourth. Though it’s currently inactive and going through a full rebranding/cleanup. My other main socials ‘n stuff are listed there. Go subscribe to my YouTube or something.

My bestest friend in the whole world finally has a Tumblr!! Be warned, it’s Drarry central over there. Go and give her a nice welcome @yalkyu

N’ that’s.. pretty much all I can say about myself LOL. Anywhos, I’m thankful if you read this all the way to the end, I appreciate it. I don’t really know how to end this properly but uh… hope you have an awesome sauce day and most importantly, FREE PALESTINE!!!

[causenessus]

I know it’s been completed for a while now but I’m still not over love notes 🧍🏻‍♀️ it was such a good SMAU and it’s so full of whimsy. It’s exactly what I needed in my life and I’m so glad you like surgically implanted the fluff and whimsy in my brain with the story. He’s such a down bad simp for love notes y/n and honestly where can I find me a man like that?

I want those two have, they love each other so much and I was screaming at them to just like kiss and confess to each other the whole time. I hate how long it took them to get together, not in a bad writing way but in a “oh my god. Why are you both so dumb??? You obviously love each other.” Way!!! Your writing and story was so delicious. Like I want to eat it. Your posts make my day bcs I swear all these boys are so down bad for y/n and honestly??? What more could you need in life?

Him making the art and sending it to her was just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 I want someone to make art to inspire me like hello? How. Much more romantic can it get than making art for someone bcs you love them and want to inspire them? Love Notes! Suna love of my life fr! Also her friendship with Sakusa was hilarious. I love all the banter and teasing that makes its way into the friendship and I love how you wrote their relationship.

(I’m sorry I’m a certified yapper and I can’t help it! Your inbox will be flooded with things like this bcs of my degree in yappology)

Okay ramble is over! I’m really excited for what you’re planning in the future and I hope you remember that writing is fun! Write the things you want to write no matter what other’s want. Take breaks when they’re needed and make sure to drink water and don’t forget to eat.

<3

-sincerely bakery anon 🍪

IT WILL NEVER BE TOO LATE TO TALK ABOUT LOVE NOTES!!! I'M NOT OVER LOVE NOTES EITHER OMG :( i was thinking about the chapter where her and suna are like out at the firepit for osamu and atsumu's birthdays and he's moving her legs so she's not too close to the fire :(((( literally i loved love notes sm I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO THIS BAKERY ANON!! i may or may not have just wanted to keep it in my inbox forever a little longer because this was so sweet!! i literally read it last night and it immediately motivated me to post those two little love notes extras last night!! i hope u saw them BC THEY WERE FOR U!!!! (and if not they are linked at the bottom of the love notes mlist!!)

I ALSO WANT WHAT SUNA AND Y/N HAVE LIKE OMG 😔😔😔 JUST TAKE ME TO THE LOVE NOTES UNIVERSE PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE and thank you so so much for your words <33 they are def dumb!! and were just scared of ruining their friendship BUT THEY HAD TO LEARN TO TAKE THE RISK!!

AND PLEASE so like when i first thought of writing a suna fic i literally had an entirely different plot thought out (not complete in any sense it was like one scene and i had no ideas whatsoever) BUT THEN I WAS WASHING DISHES AND THE IDEA OF GRAFFITI AND MAKING ART FOR SOMEONE BUT NOT ADMITTING IT AND EVERYTHING JUST CAME TO ME IT WAS CRAZY!! i'm so so glad you loved it!! and aa yes the banter between everyone was so sweet <3 and literally dating suna AND your best friend is sakusa kiyoomi??? sign me up please where do i sign up!!

(as you can tell i am just as much of a yapper!! i am a professional yapper!! i have a degree in yapping!! so never apologize i will yap JUST AS MUCH BACK <3)

THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER BAKERY ANON <3 YOU ARE SO SO SWEET AND I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL!! MAKE SURE TO EAT AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR STOPPING IN!! FOREHEAD KISS MWAH <3