#i’m ALWAYS on my mshakarian bs
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john: *constantly being shocked by things he touches*
tali: …what’s wrong with him?
garrus: huh? oh, he forgot to put dryer sheets in his last load of laundry.
tali: but joker does that all the time and he doesn’t have problems like… this.
garrus: that’s because he’s not biotic.
john, from the next room: [yelps of surprise followed by expletives]
garrus, visibly amused: you should see him during winter.
#johnny.txt#mass effect#commander shepard#male shepard#john shepard#ever since i saw that tidbit that biotics are prone to accidentally shocking themselves due to their… well. biotics#i have not forgotten it#and it has become an integral part of john’s character methinks#tali’zorah vas normandy#garrus vakarian#no shepard without vakarian#this isn’t really mshakarian but i mean#i’m ALWAYS on my mshakarian bs#so.#mshakarian#fight me. i’ll die for them
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