#i’ll cook i’ll clean
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wandasarchive · 11 months ago
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did you guys see these photos of my fiancée and soon to be wife, wanda, getting ready for our wedding 🤭
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nowshesdoingitallthetime · 5 months ago
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I think I just choked
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vigilskeep · 8 months ago
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if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone
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simikae · 6 months ago
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finished up my holy grail of post-lc l-564 refs in preparation for artfight this year. click for better quality!
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parsimonius · 10 months ago
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John Dory is me he’s me guys he’s me older sibling trauma omg he’s me I won’t be shutting up about this
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mattscoquette · 6 months ago
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me and matt coded
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shizunitis · 1 month ago
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im look for job. work hard. to make moeny. to buy house. for shizun
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devil-in-hiding · 1 month ago
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I just want to play until dawn but i don’t want to unhook the PS5 from my tv to move it to another room so i can play MY game
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asimplearchivist · 1 month ago
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I’m sorry I haven’t been very active lately, the hormones have been a bitch and I am just. so tired. Hitting the point in the semester where I’m feeling a little choked with some bigger assignments coming up so I’m getting overwhelmed with the thought of trying to get ahead of all of it so I can at least have on weekend to play Veilguard (but even then I know I’ll have to deal with that bs naggy little voice in the back of my head that always guilt trips me for doing nonproductive things when I could be doing other stuff—maybe I’ll take breaks by swapping laundry and dishes loads or cooking or smth, that might help). Anyway yeah I feel like shit but we keep on trucking as always👍🏻🥲
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micamicster · 2 months ago
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Need a productivity setting that is medium no more of this all or nothing bullshit. Have not washed my dishes all weekend. People trust me with their lives btw
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roguelov · 1 year ago
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morpheus doesn’t eat a lot, but he’ll definitely eat what you prepare for him. sometimes it’s so good that your clothes are off before you’ve even cleaned the table up. (was just cooking and i thought of this lol)
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I am unwell because of this thank you
“How can you still be hungry?” You joked.
You laid across the table, legs spread with your pants already tossed aside.
Dream yanked your legs towards him, throwing them over his shoulder. He smirked, “This, my dear, is a thanks for such a lovely meal. But, if you prefer it can be my dessert.”
“Really? After how hard I work on the cheesecake?” You teased.
His breath fanned against your dripping folds. Your cocky attitude faltered. You squirmed and quickly threaded your fingers through his hair.
“Is that what you truly want? For me to stop? For me to not feast upon my favorite meal,” he taunted.
“No,” you muttered, squeezing your eyes shut in anticipation.
“Good because, my dear, I am still ravenous.”
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reinanova · 6 months ago
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question for the fanfic readers (and writers) who are out here working full time jobs:
how/when do you make time to read/write fanfics?
my tendency to read fanfics late at night will not be such a good idea when i’m out of school and working in the real world, when i can’t just say fuck it and show up with only a few hours of sleep.
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serendipitysae · 1 year ago
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band of brothers
”it’s the tiniest, smallest most minuscule everpiece of lint on one of my boots, what’s the worst that can happen ?”
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etherealising · 7 months ago
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y’’all i haven’t even seen challengers yet but that sad eyed little blonde man is haunting me! but also why is no one writing for tashi???? i would let that woman ruin me and i’ve only seen the trailer 😭
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e77y · 3 months ago
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Glad I’m starting therapy so soon after moving out ☝️ I am already feeling the helplessness and loneliness
#vent#<- slightly? not that strongly? this is a pretty chill post like. I feel pretty chill#but also :( sad#I miss my family and friends at home#I haven’t really talked to my roommates#including the one who’s been my friend since high school bc she’s been sick (?) for the past few days#and this semester is definitely going to be A Lot#I got accepted into another choir but I’m most likely not joining bc my schedule is so packed#but the main thing is#I FEEL LIKE A BABY#my parents never really made me cook or clean and I just feel kinda useless#I’m just gonna have to force myself to learn which is fine#and my parents have offered to walk me through stuff over the phone when they can#but idk I just feel really immature bc like. damn I am 20 and don’t know how to cook Anything#I’m gonna go grocery shopping either tonight or tomorrow and get some sandwich supplies and other non-cooking stuff#so we are not completely doomed lol#also I need to do laundry tomorrow.. which. I can do and have done before. but I’m still gonna call my mom for guidance 😅#idk I think the main thing that’s stressing me out is spending money on food vs. groceries#and trying to eat at least some protein and fruits/vegetables etc. while also not spending exorbitantly#bc I am SOOOO irrationally anxious about money. I hate hate hate spending money#so the whole idea of grocery shopping is just kind of filling me with dread 🥲#but I will do it bc I need to Adult at some point#I just. idk I guess most students do this and I’m being whiny about it bc I’m not used to it??#but it just feels like So Much to be taking five classes and doing a bunch of extracurriculars and living on my own for the first time!#like! ahhh! too much at once!#😰😰😰#and I need to get an internship soon 😀 and if I don’t get one this semester I need to at least get a job so I can stress less about money 😀#but I always stress about money regardless 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 even though I have scholarships savings etc 😀😀 ocd things! 😁 (🥲)#thank god for my meds and the thought that I’ll be starting therapy in the next week or two#and also my mom for being like the sweetest wver
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hrtregulus · 1 year ago
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watch me make my entire personality about anthony lockwood
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