#i’ll cook i’ll clean
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did you guys see these photos of my fiancée and soon to be wife, wanda, getting ready for our wedding 🤭
#wanda maximoff x reader#wanda x reader#wanda maximoff#elizabeth olsen#need her in ways concerning to feminism#have you seen my wife today#did you see how good she looked#yk my WIFE#very happy being her trophy wife#i’ll cook i’ll clean#anyways did i mention that’s my wife
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I think I just choked
#like I gasped#im so#fucking hell#Charli please#I’ll beg#I’ll do anything#I can cook and clean (somewhat….)#I can sure try!#Charli xcx#ALSO GEORGE#GEORGEEEEE#george daniel#addison rae#gabriette bechtel#AHHHHHH#I CANNOT
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if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone
#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying#i was thinking about magical scars for him actually#but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell#sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically#and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is#he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey#okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep#but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce#and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone#holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean#loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies#its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can#that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop#i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like#a handprint burn#maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice#i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight
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finished up my holy grail of post-lc l-564 refs in preparation for artfight this year. click for better quality!
#my ocs#my art#my finished stuff#my references#l564#i can explain all the kin assignments if asked. like i thought so deeply abt those. ‘is that kent from king lear on maritza’s ref’ofc it is.#anyway i’ll make a nicer af post when it’s closer to july i have another doodle i wanna clean up as a lil intro thang and then we can COOK
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John Dory is me he’s me guys he’s me older sibling trauma omg he’s me I won’t be shutting up about this
#I also had to watch my siblings from a young age and had to cook and clean and watch them I want OLDER SIBLING TRAUMA FICS SEND THEM MY WAY#I watched the movie agesssss ago and then suddenly I got a fic rec and I was like whatever I guess I’ll try it out and then holy shit it’sme#he’s me guys he’s me memenemememe#this is nothing like my previous posts#also I may have drawn John Dory should I post the doodle?#older sibling#brozone#john dory trolls#trolls#trolls floyd#trolls branch#trolls brandi#trolls bruce#trolls spruce#trolls clay#trolls poppy#trolls viva#trolls veneer#trolls velvet#velvet and veneer#velvet trolls#venner#venner trolls
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me and matt coded
#𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖#matt hit my line#one chance please#i’ll cook i’ll clean whatever u want bae#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo
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im look for job. work hard. to make moeny. to buy house. for shizun
#we’ll live happily ever after and raise sheep together#i’ll do his hair and clean the house and cook his food and buy him books and make the bed after. no. i shant say it
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I just want to play until dawn but i don’t want to unhook the PS5 from my tv to move it to another room so i can play MY game
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#i’ll stop complaining i swear#this week has just been fucking awful#desperately need to be just#stolen away from all of this#i swear i’ll cook and clean#won’t even complain anymore#just#haha
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I’m sorry I haven’t been very active lately, the hormones have been a bitch and I am just. so tired. Hitting the point in the semester where I’m feeling a little choked with some bigger assignments coming up so I’m getting overwhelmed with the thought of trying to get ahead of all of it so I can at least have on weekend to play Veilguard (but even then I know I’ll have to deal with that bs naggy little voice in the back of my head that always guilt trips me for doing nonproductive things when I could be doing other stuff—maybe I’ll take breaks by swapping laundry and dishes loads or cooking or smth, that might help). Anyway yeah I feel like shit but we keep on trucking as always👍🏻🥲
#fortunately most of what I have to do this week is reading#but if I want to get ahead it’ll be quite a chunk of assignment stuff for this weekend#and I never know if my brain will be in the mood to cooperate with me or not#like I got most stuff done this Friday but after that? I didn’t get jack shit done#I’ve had brain fog the last two days and it was particularly bad today#I’m having one of my weirder periods atm so that probably has a hand in it#but hey! at least I finally got my laundry put up after three weeks before I went to bed#I might try to cook some this week too bc that usually makes me feel a little better#I thought about cleaning my room today but that didn’t happen#but it needs to soon before winter hits or else I’ll go stir crazy#anyways I’ll hush#*blows kisses*#fisara’s scrawlings
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Need a productivity setting that is medium no more of this all or nothing bullshit. Have not washed my dishes all weekend. People trust me with their lives btw
#even calling my sister couldn’t get me to wash my dishes#and usually that works!#like usually I think to myself oh no we don’t want to live like noa and then I leap to my feet and clean my apartment#ok what I’m going to do! I’m going to pee. first off#then I’m going to put on a podcast and wash my dishes#maybe take my trash out#and then I’ll cook something new and fun for dinner#and then! I’ll dye my hair!#and then I’ll be ready to go back to being lazy but in a fun way
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morpheus doesn’t eat a lot, but he’ll definitely eat what you prepare for him. sometimes it’s so good that your clothes are off before you’ve even cleaned the table up. (was just cooking and i thought of this lol)
I am unwell because of this thank you
“How can you still be hungry?” You joked.
You laid across the table, legs spread with your pants already tossed aside.
Dream yanked your legs towards him, throwing them over his shoulder. He smirked, “This, my dear, is a thanks for such a lovely meal. But, if you prefer it can be my dessert.”
“Really? After how hard I work on the cheesecake?” You teased.
His breath fanned against your dripping folds. Your cocky attitude faltered. You squirmed and quickly threaded your fingers through his hair.
“Is that what you truly want? For me to stop? For me to not feast upon my favorite meal,” he taunted.
“No,” you muttered, squeezing your eyes shut in anticipation.
“Good because, my dear, I am still ravenous.”
#I’ll cook and clean for him any day#the sandman#morpheus#dream of the endless#morpheus x reader#dream of the endless x reader#smut#ciarika#ask
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question for the fanfic readers (and writers) who are out here working full time jobs:
how/when do you make time to read/write fanfics?
my tendency to read fanfics late at night will not be such a good idea when i’m out of school and working in the real world, when i can’t just say fuck it and show up with only a few hours of sleep.
#sincerely someone who will be working an internship where i’ll be starting at 7:30 every morning#which means i’ll be waking up around 6 every day#and therefore cannot stay up until midnight reading fanfics like i’ve been doing a lot#but i still need my silly little fanfics to get through the day#and i would like the reassurance that that is still possible even when working full time#and like realistically i know i can carve out time in my day to read fanfics but like nighttime is me time#and therefore fanfic time. which is a bad habit to have really#my sleep schedule is so fucked up#oh and also while taking care of household stuff like cleaning/cooking/laundry. forgot to mention that bit#i’m also worried that if i start reading a fanfic in the morning i just won’t get anything done that day bcuz i’ll want to just read said#fanfic…that has happened before. multiple times. so it’s a valid concern#fanfics#ao3#archive of our own#fanfic#fanfiction#fandom#reinanova rambles
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band of brothers
”it’s the tiniest, smallest most minuscule everpiece of lint on one of my boots, what’s the worst that can happen ?”
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#band of brothers#i didn’t choose to be this funny#Band of brothers jokes#Herbert is mad 🥺🥺#Band of brothers fandom#I’ll cook and clean for anyone who likes the show
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y’’all i haven’t even seen challengers yet but that sad eyed little blonde man is haunting me! but also why is no one writing for tashi???? i would let that woman ruin me and i’ve only seen the trailer 😭
#i need to watch the movie like now!!#listen i don’t even like blondes like that#but him!!! baby i’ll cook clean and fold 😋#i’m sorry i’m so down bad for tashi though like girl is ruining me through a 2 minute trailer!!!!#i need to stand up!!!
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Glad I’m starting therapy so soon after moving out ☝️ I am already feeling the helplessness and loneliness
#vent#<- slightly? not that strongly? this is a pretty chill post like. I feel pretty chill#but also :( sad#I miss my family and friends at home#I haven’t really talked to my roommates#including the one who’s been my friend since high school bc she’s been sick (?) for the past few days#and this semester is definitely going to be A Lot#I got accepted into another choir but I’m most likely not joining bc my schedule is so packed#but the main thing is#I FEEL LIKE A BABY#my parents never really made me cook or clean and I just feel kinda useless#I’m just gonna have to force myself to learn which is fine#and my parents have offered to walk me through stuff over the phone when they can#but idk I just feel really immature bc like. damn I am 20 and don’t know how to cook Anything#I’m gonna go grocery shopping either tonight or tomorrow and get some sandwich supplies and other non-cooking stuff#so we are not completely doomed lol#also I need to do laundry tomorrow.. which. I can do and have done before. but I’m still gonna call my mom for guidance 😅#idk I think the main thing that’s stressing me out is spending money on food vs. groceries#and trying to eat at least some protein and fruits/vegetables etc. while also not spending exorbitantly#bc I am SOOOO irrationally anxious about money. I hate hate hate spending money#so the whole idea of grocery shopping is just kind of filling me with dread 🥲#but I will do it bc I need to Adult at some point#I just. idk I guess most students do this and I’m being whiny about it bc I’m not used to it??#but it just feels like So Much to be taking five classes and doing a bunch of extracurriculars and living on my own for the first time!#like! ahhh! too much at once!#😰😰😰#and I need to get an internship soon 😀 and if I don’t get one this semester I need to at least get a job so I can stress less about money 😀#but I always stress about money regardless 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 even though I have scholarships savings etc 😀😀 ocd things! 😁 (🥲)#thank god for my meds and the thought that I’ll be starting therapy in the next week or two#and also my mom for being like the sweetest wver
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watch me make my entire personality about anthony lockwood
#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#marry me??????#i can cook#i can clean#you wear suits i’ll wear a suit#match made in heaven!
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