#i’ll cook i’ll clean

[wandasarchive]

did you guys see these photos of my fiancée and soon to be wife, wanda, getting ready for our wedding 🤭

[frootyv]

that one single clip of alex taking her shirt off

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

I think I just choked

[vigilskeep]

if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone

[simikae]

finished up my holy grail of post-lc l-564 refs in preparation for artfight this year. click for better quality!

[parsimonius]

John Dory is me he’s me guys he’s me older sibling trauma omg he’s me I won’t be shutting up about this

[mattscoquette]

me and matt coded

[shizunitis]

im look for job. work hard. to make moeny. to buy house. for shizun

[devil-in-hiding]

I just want to play until dawn but i don’t want to unhook the PS5 from my tv to move it to another room so i can play MY game

sigh

[asimplearchivist]

I’m sorry I haven’t been very active lately, the hormones have been a bitch and I am just. so tired. Hitting the point in the semester where I’m feeling a little choked with some bigger assignments coming up so I’m getting overwhelmed with the thought of trying to get ahead of all of it so I can at least have on weekend to play Veilguard (but even then I know I’ll have to deal with that bs naggy little voice in the back of my head that always guilt trips me for doing nonproductive things when I could be doing other stuff—maybe I’ll take breaks by swapping laundry and dishes loads or cooking or smth, that might help). Anyway yeah I feel like shit but we keep on trucking as always👍🏻🥲

[micamicster]

Need a productivity setting that is medium no more of this all or nothing bullshit. Have not washed my dishes all weekend. People trust me with their lives btw

[roguelov]

morpheus doesn’t eat a lot, but he’ll definitely eat what you prepare for him. sometimes it’s so good that your clothes are off before you’ve even cleaned the table up. (was just cooking and i thought of this lol)

I am unwell because of this thank you

“How can you still be hungry?” You joked.

You laid across the table, legs spread with your pants already tossed aside.

Dream yanked your legs towards him, throwing them over his shoulder. He smirked, “This, my dear, is a thanks for such a lovely meal. But, if you prefer it can be my dessert.”

“Really? After how hard I work on the cheesecake?” You teased.

His breath fanned against your dripping folds. Your cocky attitude faltered. You squirmed and quickly threaded your fingers through his hair.

“Is that what you truly want? For me to stop? For me to not feast upon my favorite meal,” he taunted.

“No,” you muttered, squeezing your eyes shut in anticipation.

“Good because, my dear, I am still ravenous.”

[reinanova]

question for the fanfic readers (and writers) who are out here working full time jobs:

how/when do you make time to read/write fanfics?

my tendency to read fanfics late at night will not be such a good idea when i’m out of school and working in the real world, when i can’t just say fuck it and show up with only a few hours of sleep.

[serendipitysae]

band of brothers

”it’s the tiniest, smallest most minuscule everpiece of lint on one of my boots, what’s the worst that can happen ?”

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[etherealising]

y’’all i haven’t even seen challengers yet but that sad eyed little blonde man is haunting me! but also why is no one writing for tashi???? i would let that woman ruin me and i’ve only seen the trailer 😭

[seventh-district]

sighs and collapses and disintegrates into the wind