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Prompt List #5 (I pt.3)

Send a request with the number(s) and which prompt list it’s from if you don’t give me the prompt list I will just assume its from #1. and also Give me the character you want!  

[Example request]: Can I please have number 2 from prompt list #7 and number 72 from prompt list #10 for peter parker where the reader finds out Pete’s spiderman

You can send in your own prompt(s) or just send in a request without one. these are here to use at your leisure (Most of these are not mine. Credit goes to those who made them.) I am add to this list occasionally so check back later for new ones. This is prompt #5 (I pt.3)

I do not take straight up smut requests even if some prompts sound slightly dirty. (I might change my mind who knows send me your smut request and i might decide to do it) There may be some repeat prompts but bare with me I’m trying to clean them up. Thanks enjoy!!!!!!

There are 228 prompts in this list

It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion."

It’s a secret."

It’s a Texas thing."

It’s all your fault!"

It’s always been you."

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it."

It’s always the same old story"

It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm."

It’s beautiful, isn’t it?"

It’s been a while.Too long."

It’s better to let someone think you’re stupid than open your mouth and prove it."

It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced ‘haha fuck you’."

It’s called Netflix and chill for a reason."

It’s called Netflix and chill, we’re not supposed to just watch Netflix."

It’s called thinking. Go with it."

It’s Christmas! You’d think at least someone would be selling trees!"

It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me."

It’s cold, you should take my jacket."

It’s good to see you."

It’s hard to remember we aren’t in a competition anymore."

It’s just not that impressive."

It’s just you and me"

It’s just your imagination."

It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence."

It’s late.  Shouldn’t you be asleep?"

It’s lonely here without you."

It’s midnight! Where the hell were you?"

It’s never gonna happen."

It’s never too late to get back up again."

It’s New Years, aren’t you going to kiss me?"

It’s New Years/ Christmas! Of course I need to dress up!"

It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling."

It’s not bad to cry. In fact, I think it makes a person stronger."

It’s not even Halloween yet."

It’s not safe here."

It’s not that easy."

It’s not your fault."

It’s okay if you have to go."

It’s okay to cry."

It’s only 2 A.M.."

It’s over, it’s done, just leave it be."

It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka."

It’s snowing."

It’s so good to see your face."

It’s so ugly… I LOVE IT!"

It’s the thought that counts."

It’s time for a marathon."

It’s time to fight the boss and if I don’t tell you now, I might not live to tell you

It’s time to get up."

It’s time to think outside of the box."

It’s too cold to do anything!"

It’s too cold! Come back!"

It’s too late for that."

It’s too late for you to be out by yourself."

It’s two a.m., why are you next to me?"

It’s two am, why are you crying?"

It’s warm inside."

It’s your turn to make dinner."

I‘m never going to be good enough for you, am i?"

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."

I’d be fine having sex with the same person for the rest of my life, if it wasn’t the same sex every single time."

I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode."

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one."

I’d kill for a coffee…literally."

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?"

I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass."

I’d like to see you try."

I’d rather be here."

I’d rather stay inside."

I’ll always be here"

I’ll always be here."

I’ll always be there for you."

I’ll always love you."

I’ll be there in a few minutes."

I’ll be with you the whole time."

I’ll die without you."

I’ll fix it."

I’ll go with you."

I’ll keep you safe."

I’ll keep you warm."

I’ll make my own decisions, thank you."

I’ll never forget you."

I’ll never stop caring about you."

I’ll never surrender"

I’ll take you home."

I’ll think about it."

I’ll walk you home."

I’m a level 72 Rogue and if you tell anyone, I’ll deny it and I will kill you."

I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I’m joking."

I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…A dangerous pastime."

I’m alone on valentines day. What could get worse?"

I’m an adult who still doesn’t know how to cook a turkey."

I’m an idiot"

I’m asking you not to do this."

I’m baking!"

I’m banging pots and pans and yelling so this negative energy gets away from me. If I yell and scream loudly enough I think I’ll scare it. AHHHHHHH."

I’m better when I’m with you."

I’m better, now that you’re here."

I’m bringing the holiday party to you!"

I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me."

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"

I’m crazy about you."

I’m done trying to help you!"

I’m done. we’re done."’

I’m done."

I’m dying."

I’m fed up of this bullshit"

I’m fine with where I am now."

I’m fine. Stop asking."

I’m fine."

I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient."

I’m going to ask you something and you have to answer me honestly."

I’m going to keep you safe."

I’m going to kill you!"

I’m going to my bed.That’s the bathroom."

I’m going to presume that dead body in our garden is a decoration"

I’m going to regret this."

I’m going to walk away and pretend I didn’t see anything."

I’m gonna go out for a smoke, you coming?"

I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy."

I’m gonna make you wish you were dead."

I’m here if you need to talk."

I’m here, I’m queer and I’m ready to kinkshame your ass ‘til you can’t walk"

I’m impressed. I’ve never met such a small mind inside a big head before."

I’m in love with you."

I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now."

I’m just looking out for you."

I’m just tired."

I’m late."

I’m leaving tomorrow morning."

I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention."

I’m living life to the fullest extent!"

I’m lost without you."

I’m never letting you go."

I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage."

I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one."

I’m not buying ikea furniture again."

I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting."

I’m not drunk enough for this."

I’m not drunk, I s-swear."

I’m not going anywhere."

I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor."

I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to have to suffer by yourself again, I promise."

I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention."

I’m not gonna make it."

I’m not here to make friends."

I’m not him."

I’m not jealous!"

I’m not jealous, I just don’t like the bitch."

I’m not just winning, I’m thriving."

I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong, and don’t try lying to me."

I’m not leaving."

I’m not okay."

I’m not pissed, I’m hurt."

I’m not playing truth or dare."

I’m not ready to say goodbye."

I’m not scared of spiders but there’s a spider in the bathroom and it’s taunting me."

I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey."

I’m not telling you I saw a werewolf but… I saw a werewolf."

I’m not the one doing it."

I’m not wearing a dress."

I’m not wearing a tie."

I’m not wearing THAT"

I’m not weird. I am limited edition."

I’m not your personal doormat."

I’m only here to help."

I’m part of the pathetic line."

I’m proud of you."

I’m right here, okay?"

I’m right where I belong."

I’m running away."

I’m scared. What if someone finds out about us?"

I’m scared."

I’m sick."

I’m so done with this life."

I’m so glad that I met you."

I’m so glad you could come.Cut the crap. Give me a drink."

I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do."

I’m so in love with you."

I’m so tired of the pain."

I’m sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said."

I’m sorry I slapped you… But you didn’t seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."

I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you when you needed me."

I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression."

I’m sorry if I ruined your birthday because I couldn’t keep my mouth shut."

I’m sorry, I’m… just really not up to partying right now. Go have fun without me"

I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face."

I’m sorry. It won’t happen again."

I’m Sorry."

I’m still drunk from last night."

I’m telling you. I’m haunted."

I’m the dumbest smart person you’ll ever meet."

I’m tired of living."

I’m too sober for this bullshit."

I’m too sober for this."

I’m trying really hard not to blame you for this."

I’m trying to cheer you up."

I’m trying to decide if this thing I did is incredibly stupid or…What happened? What did you do?Well…I fell in love with you."

I’m trying to get work done."

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality."

I’m waiting."

I’m willing to wait for it."

I’m worried about you."

I’m yours, in every way you’ll have me."

I’ve always been honest with you."

I’ve been alone for so long.."

I’ve been called worse by better."

I’ve been praying for you."

I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up."

I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up."

I’ve been waiting all my life for you."

I’ve got a good heart but this mouth…"

I’ve got you. Breathe, okay? I’ve got you."

I’ve got you."

I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with.."

I’ve had enough."

I’ve liked you for awhile now."

I’ve lost my nose."

I’ve never been more in love with you."

I’ve never done this before."

I’ve never felt stronger than when you’re with me."

I’ve never missed anyone as much as I missed you."

I’ve never said that to any one before."

I’ve never seen anything like the way you handled that. I’m just so moved.

I’ve never tried that candy and you’re not gonna get me to start now

I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission."

I’ve waited for this moment for a long time."

I’ve wanted this for so long."

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