#i wrote this so looooooonng ago 😂
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If you ain’t never had a God/Universe ordained squirt, were you really manifesting ??? 🤔
#4 am whoring trips fa me 🤪#They made the coochie it ain’t like they don’t know what it do 😤#BUT they fr BODYSLAMMED Blessings on me today 😭 Had my ass shivering and shaking#I play MF checkers and chess and I WON 🙌🏾#i wrote this so looooooonng ago 😂#and when it’s out just know I CAME They SAW and WE STILL CONQUERED#follow up thought: if horn-ee is meant to be bad then why would they make 12+ ways to experience it??? hmmm 🧐#God coulda easily made a stork system but he said NOPE 🧚🏽✨ Key-Lock w/ secret code system instead 🤣
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If I don’t get my life together this year than what’s the point? My ass is in quarantine with a million and one ideas that I need to be making substantial money off of by 2021. I can say though that I’d rather be stuck in a house full of people I love, being sick and fighting it off with the people who care for me, over living in a house with someone who didn’t give a damn about what I did
#lucky draft no.157#i wrote this so looooooonng ago 😂#i was mentally going through it at the time#I really had high ambitions for my life and still do#everything is coming together for better and I’m so excited#also love that I still live with folks who care 🥰
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Mi Mundo, Tu Eres
This woman(my mom) right here means the world to me. I wouldn't be half the young woman I am today had it not been for her. God placed me in her life for a reason, one that's shown to me with each passing day. I've told her before, that I'd do anything and everything that she asked of me. I'd move the mountains on Earth if her smile graced me all the days of my life. My appreciation knows no bounds and neither does my love for you. Whatever the Lord has in store for you, I plan to be there whenever I can. There is no shortage of blessings headed your way. I still can't believe that He gave me the best mother possible because you still astound me to this day. I love you to the moon and back. I pray for you and I know that when the tides have turned and the seas have calmed, glory is waiting for you with open arms.
#lucky draft no.156#original poultry hours#the love a child has for their mother is STRONG#I’d WWE the entire world of it meant making her joyful and at peace#That my OG right there! 😤 Best Moms on the Planet#*GASP* A rare and true loving Mother-Daughter relationship#EGADS MAN! the city will fall apart if they hear this#i wrote this so looooooonng ago 😂#I’m such a sentimental ass bitch 😭 I love it 💕
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You know how hard it is to kinda sorta maybe solve conflict between people who are all habitual liars? ITS FUCKING HARD AS HELL! I just wanted the to stop yelling in the house and got no closer to understanding the timeline of events.
#lucky draft no.154#i wrote this so looooooonng ago 😂#my family was making me mad af but it’s better now#I have very little to yell at besides how hot my food is#and having to put up my laundry it SUCKS 😩
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Yugyeom free as a bird (pun intended) and is about to have bitches out the ASS. It’s me...I’m bitches.
#lucky draft no.147#i wrote this so looooooonng ago 😂#this is my diary blog and i will use it as such#i haven’t thirsted over yugyeom in a HOT ass minute#he showed up on the TL the other day and baby boy is still fine 😩#Im so glad he don’t have that wack ass bowl cut no more#😭 i hated that hairstyle on him they did his grown ass so dirty#butttttt he’s free now soooo yeah#EYE AM BITCHES 🤣
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Soooo you like yo Coochie warm & creamy or soft & juicy? Trick question. We gots both in dis bitch.
#lucky draft no.140#lolololololol I need to stooooopppp 🤣#i wrote this so looooooonng ago 😂#I honestly don’t know what inspired me here#hoeing in my head is my passion#whoever gets me long term should read the terms of agreement first bc wtf are me
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Mannnnn 😂 That lil bottle took my ass out! I had wings, candy, and a whole bottle of wine AND took like three naps
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What is heartbreak to someone who has looked her first love in the eye and turned from them numb and aching? Can I truly be blamed for the concern given towards me or lack thereof?
No man will have the power to take the place that he holds in sentimentality now. The wooden pedestal, thorny and rotten, inscribed by the words "First Heartbreak" holds a bust of his likeness, immortalizing the pain he put me through; that my heart has yet to recover from.
#lucky draft no.98#this is my diary blog and i will use it as such#i wrote this so looooooonng ago 😂#i was mentally going through it at the time#y’know narcissist parent BS and all that jazz#but now I’m a bad bitch PERIODT#fuck heartbreak like an old moldy donut#that was left under the couch for months and grew an exoskeleton#and you finally threw it out in your shitty neighbors recycling bin#tell it like it is SISTA#no waste man no unruly mista
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