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Family Movie Night Gone WRONG!! (Not Clickbait)
(So. Guess who discovered FrostIron the other day? Anyway, Iâm operating under the headcanon that Loki was being controlled by Thanos during the attack on New York, and that Thanos has since been dealt with by Carol. No more giant grape ballsack-chin titan to worry about. Also sorry about the title I couldn't think of anything better.)
If you had told Tony back in 2012 that in five years, the Avengers would be divided, half of said Avengers would be on the run, Asgard would be destroyed, heâd be dating Loki of all people, and have joint custody over a teenager who just so happened to be Spider-Man, well, he would probably have punched you in the face with a metal clad fist and sent you to a psych ward.
But that was exactly where Tony found himself, in the newly repurchased Stark Towerâs penthouse, with Loki and Peter on either side of him on the couch while they watched a Star Wars film that Peter had been demanding they watch together for the past week. Tony and Loki occasionally pitched in with a, âthatâs not how that worksâ when it showed something about science or space that wasnât accurate. Peter just told them to shush with a laugh each time.
It was nice.
About halfway through the movie, Tony heard Peterâs stomach growl, and that made him realize that he was pretty hungry himself. He told FRIDAY to pause the movie and the lights came on. Loki offered to pick up some Chinese, and Peter and Tony readily agreed.
Peter ran off to use the bathroom after Loki teleported away, and Tony decided to grab another cup of coffee before either of them returned.
Before the coffee could even finish brewing, the elevator dinged. This gave Tony pause, because Loki seldom used the elevator, and no one else was in the tower today. Happy and May were on a date (much to Peterâs equal disgust and happiness), Pepper was in Hong Kong, Rhodey was on a short weekend vacation to visit family, and Thor and Bruce were in New Asgard.
While Tony was wondering who could be in the elevator, the doors opened. He brought his hand up near the arc reactor on his chest, ready to activate his suit if need be.
The first person to come out of the elevator was Rogers, followed by Wilson, Maximoff, Romanoff, and Barton. Tony felt his jaw drop, along with the hand hovering near the arc reactor. Rogers caught sight of Tony, in his sweatpants and Star Trek t-shirt that Peter had gotten him for his birthday, standing with his mouth hanging open in the middle of his kitchen. Rogers smiled. Tony didnât return the sentiment.
âWhat the fuck are you doing here?â he asked, which, in his opinion, was a perfectly reasonable response when someone walked into your living room, acting like they owned the place. Knowing Rogers, he probably thought he did. The smile fell from Rogersâ face, and the others behind him tensed.
âWhat do you mean, Tony? We got pardoned,â Rogers said, with the gall to sound confused.
âOkay, but why the hell are you in my tower?â Now all the rogues looked confused, and they were looking at him like heâd grown a second head.
âWe were pardoned,â Romanoff stated, âSo we came home.â The others nodded.
âHome?â Tony scoffed, âHome!? You gave up your chance to call Stark Tower âhomeâ when you betrayed my trust.â
âCome on, Tony,â Barton tried, âWe were pardoned, and the first thing we do is come and see you, and this is how you repay us?â Tony picked up on the blatant guilt tripping, and it may have just worked if heâd done it before he met Loki or Peter, but not anymore.
Tony opened his mouth to respond, be before he could get a sound out, a soft voice spoke up behind him.
âDad?â
The universe just loved to fuck with Tony Stark, didnât it? He spun around to face Peter, turning his back on the rogues, because even if they literally stabbed him in the back, Peter would always be more important.
âHey Pete. How about you, uh, sit on the couch while I sort this shit out.â He waved vaguely in the direction of the rogues. He heard an indignant sound come from someone behind him, but he chose to ignore it.
Peter looked wary, and he subtly made a web-slinging gesture with his hand. Tony shook his head minutely in response, to which Peter nodded and headed off to the couch.
When he turned back to the rogues, who were standing stock-still. Tony contemplated congratulating Peter for shocking the Avengers this bad later, but figured once Tony told him about it, Loki would do it for him, so he decided not to.
Barton was the first to break the silence. âYou have a kid!?â Tony, just now remembering his coffee, grabbed a mug from the cabinet and poured himself some. He took a deep, long drink before he sighed and answered.
âYeah, what about it?â
The team was shocked into baffled silence once again.
âWe just⌠didnât peg you for the type to want a kid?â Wilson said, the first time heâs spoken since they all got here. Tony almost didnât hear the sharp intake of breath that came from the couch.
âIâll have you know, that kid is one of the best things thatâs ever happened to me. Iâd sooner let my company go bankrupt than lose him,â Tony told them, loud enough that Peter could hear him, even without his freaky spider-hearing.
The rogues unabashedly gaped at him.
Rogers shook himself out of his stupor first.
âTony, how long have you had a kid?â He sounded like he couldnât believe that Tony could possibly care for a child, which a younger Tony would have agreed with.
âAbout a year and a half now, right?â Tony looked to Peter for confirmation, and Peter nodded at him with a thumbs up, which was actually a lot more encouraging than it should have been. âYeah, a year and a half ago I adopted him.â
âItâs still joint custody!â Peter called out with a devilish grin.
âStop being a smartass, Peter!â That only caused Peterâs grin to get wider.
Before anyone else could speak, there was a bright flash of green light in the middle of the living room. Tony felt relief flood through him. Loki was back.
The rogues drew their weapons. Rogers grabbed the shield off his back, red magic danced around Maximoffâs fingers, making Tony take a few steps back with unease, Barton knocked an arrow, and Romanoff just suddenly had a knife. Wilson migrated to the back of the group, because he was in civilian clothes and didnât have his wings.
The five of them stiffened when Loki began to speak. Tony did the opposite and relaxed.
âSo, they didnât have any more chow mein, which is ridiculous, because they are a Chinese restaurant, how could they just run out of chow mein?â Loki ranted while he rifled through the bags, most likely checking that everything was there. âAlso, they kept saying that they âwere closedâ and asking âhow did you get in here,â which, rude, but they did give us three free egg rolls, so-â Loki finally looked up and took in the scene unfolding in front of him.
âAm I interrupting something?â he asked with a raised eyebrow.
Tony shot Loki a look that hopefully conveyed his thoughts of, âplease, for the love of god, help me.â Loki got the memo, but chose to roll his eyes and drop himself on the couch next to Peter instead.
âTraitor,â Tony mumbled to himself, before refocusing on the rogues, who still had all their weapons pointed at Loki, and subsequently, Peter.
âTony,â Rogers started harshly, âWhy is Loki here?â He said Lokiâs name with so much contempt that Tony physically recoiled from it.
âUm, because he wants to be?â Tony told them, but it sounded a lot more like a question than he intended. âAnd because I let him in.â he continued, trying to make it not sound like he was unsure.
âSo youâll let a supervillain into Avengers Tower, but not the actual Avengers?â Barton burst out, âThatâs bullshit!â Tony needed to take a deep breath and a sip of coffee before he could respond to that remark.
âOkay, first of all,â Tony shot a glance at Loki who was smiling bitterly at his lap in that way he did when he was feeling self-deprecating. âLoki is not a supervillain now, nor was he ever. And second, this is Stark Tower, not Avengers Tower, and you need to get it through your skulls that I will not welcome you back here. In fact, you are trespassing on private property as we speak, but Iâll let it slide if you leave. Right now.â
Tony could practically see the gears turning in everyoneâs heads. It was as if they couldnât even follow the simplest instructions.
âTony,â Rogers began, and Tony internally groaned. He just wanted Rogers and his rogues gone. âLoki is manipulating you. But you donât have to do what he wants. Come with us, weâll keep you safe.â
Now it was Tonyâs turn to have gears turning in his head.
And when he finally figured out what Rogers was talking about, he burst out laughing. The rogues looked awkward, just standing there watching him laugh his ass off, and that only made him laugh harder.
âY-you, pfft- you think h-heâs manipulating me?â And that was all that Tony could say before he fell into another fit of laughter.
Peter and Loki found this funny too, because Peter was trying - and failing - to stifle his own laughter and Loki had a fond grin on his face as he looked at Tony.
After a minute or two, heâd finally calmed down. During his laughing fit, the rogues had lowered their weapons slightly, but Maximoffâs magic had only grown and glowed brighter. âLoki is not manipulating me, nor is he controlling me, or doing anything else to me. So drop it.â
Maximoffâs stance shifted slightly, and she lunged at Tony. Before he could activate his armour, she had pinned him to the ground and put her fingers on his temples. He tried to struggle, but she was either surprisingly heavy, or she was holding herself down with magic. Most likely the latter.
More red magic gathered at her fingertips, and Tony felt his eyelids drooping shut, no matter how much he fought to keep them open. When his eyes fully closed, a searing pain seemed to stab him in the brain, but he was unable to scream.
A second later, the weight was thrown off him, the pain was gone, and he could open his eyes again.
Loki and Peter had both gotten off the couch and tackled Maximoff off of him. Peter had her pinned to the ground, even as she was thrashing about. Loki held out his hand for Tony to grab and Tony gratefully took it so Loki could haul him up.
Even once Tony was back on his feet, he didnât let go of Lokiâs hand. The rogues looked warily between Tony, Peter, and Loki, and raised their weapons once again. Tony let out a grumble and turned so he could drop his forehead on Lokiâs shoulder. Loki used his unoccupied hand to comb his fingers through Tonyâs hair. Tony gave an appreciative hum.
Peter managed to get off Maximoff without any serious injuries, so he went and stood next to Tony on the opposite side Loki was. Tony smiled at him and ruffled his hair.
Tony then glared at the rogues, Steve and Wanda especially. The former was helping the latter off of the floor, both glaring at all three of them. Romanoff stepped in front of Rogers and Maximoff, holding her hands up in faux surrender.
âHow about we all calm down and talk about this?â She tried.
âGet out of my tower,â Tony growled, clutching Lokiâs hand like a lifeline. Loki squeezed his hand back just as tightly.
The rogues must have realized how much of a fruitless endeavor this was, because they all backed off, though reluctantly. They all crowded back into the elevator and told FRIDAY to bring them back to the ground floor. The AI didnât reply as she usually did, just shut the doors and brought them down.
Tony slumped in exhaustion.
âOkay, thatâs officially too much excitement for what should have been a relaxing movie night.â His comment startled a laugh out of Peter, and Loki even let out a chuckle.
They all went back to their spots on the couch, this time with Chinese food, and started the movie back up. None of them stayed awake long enough to see the end.
#frostiron#irondad#spiderson#irondad and spiderson#i wrote this in under a day and it hasnt really been proofread but fuck it#fanfic#marvel#i dont think i have to say this but i will anyway#not starker
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I was suprised by the lack of genderbent snowbaz for the wlw coc prompt so I made a thing. I litterally wrote this in half an hour, and it hasnt been BETA'd or proofread so its really short thats fun.
Cw: brief mention of breasts but in like a very non-sexual way
also dysphoria ig?
It went sorta angsty i swear that was not intended
anyways under the cut
Read It On AO3
Baz
Crowley I hate this so much.Â
My hair is too long. And I cant get comfortable with these infernal breasts. Aleister Crowley.Â
Some fourth year was trying to help their friend with a transitioning spell and completely butcherd it and now everyone on campus is cursed with being in the wrong body for a day.Â
Though I suppose for some it would be the right body. For some it would be more of a blessing than a curse.
Not for me.
Snow is sitting next to me, raking his (Her? His.) fingers through my hair and trying to convince me that its all going to be okay. Aleister Fucking Crowley, Snow, of course its not going to be okay, this is an absolute disaster.Â
What if it dosent go away after a day?
âHey, Baz, love? This is all gonna work out, you know? The spell will wear off after a day - maybe two at the longest - and everything will be back to normal - no, not Normal just normalâ
I donât respond
âLove? We should probably get up and get dressed now, hey? We have to get to classâ
Merlin and Morganna I dont have any clothes. I make no effort to move, thereâs no way Iâm going to class today.Â
âOkay love, you can stay here, but Iâm going to go to classes today, okay?â
He moves arround the room, getting ready for the day. Once hes ready to leave, he stops by my bed.Â
âIs it alright if I kiss you?â
âYeahâ No
He kisses me, and its all wrong. Nothingâs the right shape, nothing fits. I pull away and hide under my quilts. (Because Iâm pathetic) (Ask anyone).
âAlright, love. Im gonna head off now okay? Iâll check in on you between clasess, if you want to talk about anything, let me know, alright?â
#carry on countdown#coc 2022#carry on#simon snow series#snowbaz#genderbent snowbaz#dysphoric baz?#ish?#I'm like a day late for this prompt in my timezone but later is better than never right?#this was fuled by a 'I have half an hour til mum tells me to get off my laptop lets see what I can do' sorta thing#she thinks I'm doing homework and I probably should be but i got enough done that I can finish it on the bus/in the lesson#I might art something for this late?#dont hold me too that tho
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I posted 121 times in 2022
That's 121 more posts than 2021!
18 posts created (15%)
103 posts reblogged (85%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@dizzypiglinz
@aroaceconfessions
@ace-aussie-asshole
@litners-lending-library
@compassionatereminders
I tagged 42 of my posts in 2022
#carry on - 4 posts
#asexual - 3 posts
#snowbaz - 3 posts
#gay - 3 posts
#simon snow series - 3 posts
#awtwb - 2 posts
#long post - 2 posts
#(depending on how long it takes/the amount of notes this gets i might give a hint) - 2 posts
#ttp - 2 posts
#spotify wrapped - 2 posts
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#im hooked on the simon snow series although iâve finished the books i wanna read snow for xmas but i canât get scattered showers anywhere
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY I NEED A VER SPECIFIC SORT OF SNOWBAZ FIC RN: SECRET DATING (AT WATFORD NO NON MAGICAL AU OR ANYTHING) AND PENNY GETTING SUS AND BEING A DETECTIVE AND FINDING OUT OR LIKE THEM TELLING HER JUST BEFORE SHE FIGURES IT OUT HERSELF OR KIKE HER WALKING IN ON RHEM SNUGGLING OR KISSING OR JUST BEING LIKE CUTE LIL BOUFRIENDS OR SKMETHING UST PEN FINDING OUT SOMEHOW PREFERABLY ON AO3
(no smut please)
4 notes - Posted November 28, 2022
#4
I was suprised by the lack of genderbent snowbaz for the wlw coc prompt so I made a thing. I litterally wrote this in half an hour, and it hasnt been BETA'd or proofread so its really short thats fun.
Cw: brief mention of breasts but in like a very non-sexual way
also dysphoria ig?
It went sorta angsty i swear that was not intended
anyways under the cut
Read It On AO3
Baz
Crowley I hate this so much.Â
My hair is too long. And I cant get comfortable with these infernal breasts. Aleister Crowley.Â
Some fourth year was trying to help their friend with a transitioning spell and completely butcherd it and now everyone on campus is cursed with being in the wrong body for a day.Â
Though I suppose for some it would be the right body. For some it would be more of a blessing than a curse.
Not for me.
Snow is sitting next to me, raking his (Her? His.) fingers through my hair and trying to convince me that its all going to be okay. Aleister Fucking Crowley, Snow, of course its not going to be okay, this is an absolute disaster.Â
What if it dosent go away after a day?
âHey, Baz, love? This is all gonna work out, you know? The spell will wear off after a day - maybe two at the longest - and everything will be back to normal - no, not Normal just normalâ
I donât respond
âLove? We should probably get up and get dressed now, hey? We have to get to classâ
Merlin and Morganna I dont have any clothes. I make no effort to move, thereâs no way Iâm going to class today.Â
âOkay love, you can stay here, but Iâm going to go to classes today, okay?â
He moves arround the room, getting ready for the day. Once hes ready to leave, he stops by my bed.Â
âIs it alright if I kiss you?â
âYeahâ No
He kisses me, and its all wrong. Nothingâs the right shape, nothing fits. I pull away and hide under my quilts. (Because Iâm pathetic) (Ask anyone).
âAlright, love. Im gonna head off now okay? Iâll check in on you between clasess, if you want to talk about anything, let me know, alright?â
4 notes - Posted December 6, 2022
#3
Okay so Iâm listening to love and luck rn and I have come to the conclusion that Kane and Jason are literally Drew and Harrison from kaleidotrope just in a different lifetime
ALSO I NEED MORE GAY FICTIONAL PODCASTS LIKE THE TWO PRINCES, KALEIDOTROPE, AND LIVE AND LUCK A SAPPHIC ONE WOULD BE GOOD
6 notes - Posted September 11, 2022
#2
Just got my period and feeling extremely sapphic and In need of a gf to cuddle in the middle of the night
6 notes - Posted July 17, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Nico likes
Because
Isnât his type
21 notes - Posted July 16, 2022
Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review â
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