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i want a portcullis i think i deserve a portcullis
#i understand that i have little nees to defend my home from heavily armed invaders but that's no reason to let a good thing die#hear me out. i don't want to cut chunks out of my garage door but i could install a portcullis just inside of it that's raised separately#and also probably folds/creases the way a grarage door does so it can slide along the ceiling when i raise and lower it#god that would be so funny#sorry i'm watching 'the name of the rose' again and have portcullis envy#happens to the best of us i fear#a post#i wouldn't even bisect any horses yvain style i prommy
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