#i would probably write slipknot fanfiction

[freyamiwc]

very close to turning this into an account where i write fanfiction and hcs..

maybe im just lonely and need a man (cough, cough, the guy five rows infront of me when i saw slipknot last night)

[lonewolflupe]

I thought it would be fun to write a little bit about myself, so come over and get to know me! (As far as I know myself because I didn't come with a manual so I'm still figuring myself out..) If you have any more questions, feel absolutely free to ask them!

Expect a karkload of ramblings below the cut, this turned out so much longer than I intended I am so sorry, no one is probably going to read this but I'm just leaving this here anyway because I don't really have people to share my ramblings with

PERSONAL

My name's Julie (she/her)

Lupe is actually my OCs name, but I adopted it as a nickname here on Tumblr when I first started posting and I kinda stuck with it

Quickly approaching my 30s help

I'm from the Netherlands 🇳🇱 so my first language is Dutch

That obviously means English isn't my first language, so please excuse any errors in my writing

I am Dutch, therefore I love cheese 🧀 (like Gouda, NOT cheddar)

I am an archaeologist! I've been a history nerd all my life

I work in a museum (obviously one with a history collection)

My #1 all-time favourite animals are wolves

In RL, I am super introverted and people scare the kark out of me

I never got any diagnosises, but I'm pretty sure I'm neurodivergent

I prefer the internet over meeting people IRL, because I feel way more comfortable to be myself and ramble about the things I love online than IRL

I tend to switch between my several hyperfixations from time to time, but I really hope to stick around the Star Wars fandom for a long time <3

HOBBIES

Star Wars obviously ahahahaha what are you doing here otherwise?

Drawing, writing, photography, gaming, history, nature, collecting, listening to music

Drawing: has always been one of my favourite pastime activities. I used to draw wolves almost non-stop, until life happened I guess? I only recently picked up drawing again. Drawing humans is a struggle, but it's so much fun practicing with clones <3

Drawing: I'm currently drawing with my ergonomically irresponsible mouse in Photoshop CS6 (I've been using the same software for over 10 years now and I am too afraid to switch to something newer)

Writing: I used to write stories about wolves (shocker) but same as with drawing, life happened. Until I recently picked up writing again! I started writing fanfiction for the first time when I started posting on Tumblr around June 2024

Writing: publishing a book has been on my bucketlist for a long time but I'm not sure that's ever going to happen, so let's keep it with fanfiction for now (which I am REALLY enjoying)

Gaming: I prefer gaming on my PlayStation 3 and 4, but I occasionally play PC and Nintendo Switch games. I mostly play single-player games. Assassin's Creed got me into gaming and is still my favourite series. I also really enjoy The Witcher III, Red Dead Redemption I + II, LA Noire and Far Cry Primal. And others, obviously

Gaming: I play Pokémon GO! If you're a player as well, shoot me your friend code and I'll add you (:

Music: I'm a metalhead; metal is my favourite genre! But I also like (hard) rock and (folk) punk. My favourite metal subgenres are power metal and folk metal. But I can listen to movie/game soundtracks for weeks as well!

Music: Rammstein got me into the heavier stuff and is still an all-time favourite. I was a die-hard Volbeat fan for years, but I haven't felt drawn to their latest releases. My current favourite band is definitely Powerwolf (more wolves lol)! Other favourites are (among many others) Sabaton, Amon Amarth, Slipknot, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Real McKenzies, Heilung, Wardruna, Eluveitie, and some amazing older stuff like Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd and E.L.O.

STAR WARS

This is where the fun begins

I've been a Star Wars fan for as long as I can remember

My brother and me used to watch the OT and Ep I on VHS when we were kids and were lucky enough to see Ep II and III in cinemas

I missed watching EP I in cinemas this May (due to its 25th anniversary) because I was moving homes during that time and I am still crying about that, see you in 5 years I guess

What I like about the Prequels: everything? Obviously the clones ahahaha. But kinda everything. The setting, the plot, the characters, the tragedy. I know there's a lot of hate on the writing, but I grew up with them and I think they're awesome. Definitely not perfect, but (and please don't hate me) I would choose the Prequels over the OT anytime. Also the meme material coming from this?? Legendary.

What I like about the OT: the story and the characters! It felt less complicated back then, more about good and evil (there's a lot of grey area now, which is obviously more realistic; but as a kid growing up with the movies, good vs evil was less complicated)

What I like about the Sequels: BB-8, porgs, and the Somehow Palpatine Returns-meme, that's it. Maybe Poe Dameron, but that's probably because it's Oscar Isaac.

I also VERY MUCH like Rogue One; what a wonderful and sad story. I won't shut up about how much I love how this story blends into Ep IV/the OT; I think this was so well done, I- aaaaaaah I love it

What I like about the animated shows: CLONES. Clonesclonesclones. And Ahsoka. And a lot more, but at this time, the clone brainrot is real. I actually really like how some things are further explained in the animated shows (I think they're a real addition to the movies/story). And the angst and the tragedy, ugh my heart. Also the animation style of course! And clones, did I mention the clones?

Favourite characters (non-clones): Ahsoka Tano, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi (prequel era), Plo Koon, Aayla Secura, probably Darth Maul too, Jyn Erso

Favourite clones: Hunter (he started it), Fives (I cannot put into words how much I love and feel for this man I just need to wrap my arms around him and tell him it's alright and that he and the clones deserve so much better and that I'm there to listen to him and it's going to be okay I'm going to make all his problems go away and also some adult stuff I'm not going to write here), Echo (my beloved), Wolffe (awooooooo), Cody (good man that Cody), Rex (obviously), Fox (you matter but please stop drinking caf and get some sleep), Vaughn (my love, my heart, my soul; I would die for you) (> I get obsessed over a different clone pretty often but it's safe to say I love all clones)

Favourite droids: R2-D2, Chopper, BB-8, Gonky, K-2SO, (also BD-1 is super cute), the droids helping out Ahsoka during Shattered/Victory and Death (R7-A7, CH-33P, RG-G1), mouse droids, (I haven't played Outlaws yet but I have normal feelings about ND-5)

Favourite animals: loth wolf (duh), tooka, massiff, varactyl, acklay

I used to collect Star Wars LEGO and Hasbro and I would love to put those on a shelf/into a cabinet one day

I would love to go to some sort of fan con one day but I'm afraid I won't survive all the stimuli/amount of people there

I did visit the Star Wars Exhibition in Brussels somewhere in the late 2000s/early 2010s; it was kriffing majestic

I used to play Star Wars Battlefront II (2005) with my brother all the time. We played it so much the disc got damaged by the PlayStation 2 itself and obviously we bought it again to keep playing

I played Jedi: Fallen Order (2019) and it was awesome! I really need to replay it so I can play Jedi: Survivor (2023) afterwards (haven't played it yet, I need to get myself a PlayStation 5 first, RIP)

Since we're talking about PlayStation 5, I'm dying to play Outlaws (2024) help (I need to know what is happening between Kay and ND-5??)

I really want to play Republic Commando (2005) (I even have a PS4 copy laying around) but haven't found the time yet

LASTLY

So one of my other hyperfixations is Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002), the 2D-animated movie by DreamWorks. (I know, I'm super weird; I'm a metalhead switching between Star Wars and an animated movie about horses (and some other hyperfixations but let's not go there).) I even created a fansite, if anyone's interested (which has still lots of WIP-pages I'm sorry I'm into Star Wars at the moment)

Alright that was a lot of super random information no one asked about. If you've come this far, holy kark my utmost respect to you, please leave a comment so I can send over some cookies because you kriffing deserved them?? I might consider writing a ficlet for you.

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PRIVATE AND SELECTIVE WITH LOW ACTIVITY NOLANVERSE JOKER

affiliates: @qu-tipie @dcmoniism @tootyfuckingfruity MEMES | PROMO | HEADCANONS WORLD WITHOUT RULES

Helloooo there and welcome to my Nolanverse Joker blog. I am Penny 21+ My pronouns are she/her but they/them are okay also.

Because of the mature themes that will be portrayed on this blog absolutely no one under 21 will be admitted. If I find out you are lying to me about your age you will be blocked. No exceptions.

I am not mutuals only. Anyone is welcome to follow and send in memes and respond to my opens. I am just selective about who I follow and write with. I am very iffy about personals following if you do happen to follow, please do not reblog my asks or threads. If this becomes a problem I will be blocking you.

I am not going to reblog extreme gore, it messes with the aesthetic and starts to look like a snuff blog, but I will reblog knives, guns and objects burning for aesthetic purposes. Maybe some blood. I will tag them appropriately if this becomes a problem. I will not tag traditional clowns. But I will also not reblog them. I will only be reblogging Nolanverse Joker aesthetic gifs and pictures. And occasionally Harley Quinn.

Harleys Tread with caution and please refrain from calling him Puddin. Unless speaking to me about it beforehand. I will tag abuse and other nasty elements.

I will not write r*pe, in*est, pe*ophilia, r#cism and other nasty subjects. But I will write bloody violence, extreme gore, abusive subject matter and explosions. They will be tagged with trigger warnings. If you feel a subject/plot is too heavy please speak to me about it and we will do something else or pull it in another direction. I don't want to water him down because I like to stay true to the character but I understand if some people might be uncomfortable with extreme subject matter. However, If you are sensitive to these elements this is probably not the right blog for you.

Smut? Maybe I will write some not safe for work but it won't be cuddly or romantic. I also prefer to have a good relationship with the mun. Also: don't expect him to be your snuggly bunny. Not even with Harley Quinn. Warning: It's probably gonna be bizarre, unromantic and probably kinky. I have a separate blog for spicy interactions. Please let me know if you would like the url. I reserve that only for Joker "ships." AND YOU MUST BE OVER 21+ TO INTERACT OR FOLLOW.

My Joker is a mix of media I have incorporated from fanfiction, fanvideos and the movie The Dark Knight along with some unsaid headcanons I threw in to make him stand out amongst other portrayals. I also take inspiration from the bands NIN, Korn, and Slipknot. I feel they are the most Jokercoded.

Please Do not lift any headcanons or writing ideas from this blog. I will find out.

My gifs/icons are from fanpop, insanejournal, and my good friend chaoticjoke My theme and all other graphics and icons are from @butscrewmefirst. I use gif icons for my dash responses ooc and I use my icons for threads. I will use one or two depending on the length of the thread. I do have icons of Heath Ledger from the film Candy and Ten Things and Two Hands for youth verse and arkham threads. If this is uncomfortable for you, since Heath has passed away, please let me know and I will not use them in our threads. I will work around it.

I don't "roleplay" in the ask box. If you want to continue a thread from an ask please make a separate post and @ me in the post. Thank you.

I don’t appreciate if you only leave your own reply in our thread because when I do drafts I need to reread what my character replied to yours to keep the plot consistent and coherent.

I have other blogs besides this one. This blog is medium activity since my Joker muse is quite scarce and I have other blogs. I have Harley Quinn and also Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory. Sheldon Cooper takes up most of my time, energy, and focus. So please be patient for replies. I try to get on here at night or on the weekends.

MUN IS NOT THE MUSE. I HAVE NO CREEPY WEIRD FETISHY OBSESSION WITH THE JOKER. I AM VERY FRIENDLY I PROMISE NOT TO SOUND LIKE A HARD ASS. I GOOGLE EVERYTHING. JOKER IS A VILLAIN. I UNDERSTAND THAT. I TREAT HIM AS SO I AM NOT TRYING TO REDEEM HIM.

Do not ask for verses for redemption because they will be ignored. Please do not try to change his characterization. He is a villain and unstable. That is not the canon I have envisioned for this portrayal. Thank you.

If you have any other questions just ask me. Tumblr IMs are available always.

[emeritus-fuckers]

Heya! I missed the last matchup event and I think I might've missed this one too depending on what timezone you're in so if it's closed by the time you read this don't even worry abt it <3 (also I love all of your guys's writing sm and I hope you're all taking care of yourself)

My name is Charlotte, I identify as a woman (she/her), I'm bi with a preference for men but every once in a while my brain just goes into woman overdrive.

Who do I like? Why, you gonna try an set me up or smth? Anywho, my favourite papa is probably Nihil specifically in the MOAC and KTGG mv only because I absolutely adore the 60s and 70s (best decades for fashion change my mind). For humans my favourite is probably seestor (a bit basic, I know) because damn. My favourite ghoul would 100% Mountain because oh boy do I love drummers.

I look like your worst nightmare. Jk. I've got brown eyes that are constantly surrounded with the shittiest "grunge" eyeshadow you'll ever see, waist length brown hair with a lil bit of blonde highlights and SLUT STRANDS!! (shorter hair in the front). I'm around 5'8 and definitely on the thinner side, but not unhealthy (I eat like a bodybuilder). My style is kinda all over the place. For example, today I'm wearing my favourite tiny black and white pleated skirt with a GIANT band shirt and docs, but tomorrow I could be wearing hippie pants and a teeny tiny crop top. To summarise my fashion, either a new band shirt every day with 2 different tiny skirts, hippie pants and a tiny crop top or low rise pants with a tiny crop top. As for shoes, it's either docs or my beat up converse. I've got my first and second lobes pierced as well as my naval, tan-ish skin depending on the time of year and a lil bit of acne.

Now time for who I am as a person. I'm either gonna be super degrading or sound like a dickhead but ANYWAYS MOVVING ONNNNN. I'm pretty extroverted and sometimes loud but I can also get quiet and distracted very quickly (thanks ADHD and autism!). I love love LOVE parties and drinking and also loud concerts in the pit. I can never like something a normal amount, it has to be my ENTIRE personality lol. I'm somehow both a girls girl and also one of those "name 5 songs" mfs when I someone in a band shirt (I ONLY ASK MEN THO COS IT'S FUNNY). I squeal at my favourite things like a stereotypical fangirl and I talk to my parents like they're my friends. I'm the most CLUMBSY MOTHERFUCKER YOU WILL EVER MEET AND MY LOW ASS IRON DOESN'T HELP WITH THE BRUISING. I don't think I'm dumb considering I'm a writer with the grades to back me up on that but I definitely struggle in school because I miss so much of it (thanks seasonal depression, you go girl!). But I'm optimistic for the future.

HOBBIES TIME MY FAVOURITE!! I'm a HUUUUGE musician. I've been playing piano since I was 2 (started actual lessons when i was like 7 tho), cello since I was 12, guitar since I was 14 and bass since I was 15. I've also been singing for as long as I can remember and as of right now I'm in a metal band with my friends on vocals and bass. I also dance on the side for the fitness (guess who can tap dance!) and I LOVE reading and writing fanfiction. I've also spent over $500 on FUCKING CDS because I'm so normal about my interests! /s

I know this is probably super long already but if you wanna read some random facts abt me then here:

-I got a good ol' case of endometriosis

-I either cry never or all the time

-My favourite bands apart from Ghost are Sleep Token, Fleetwood Mac, Alice in Chains and Slipknot

-and I'm a huge lightweight despite my love of Bacardi

Thank you so much for writing for all of us nasty simps, and thank you for even having your requests open <3 stay safe!

This post is part of the 1000 followers match up event. Entries for the event are now closed.

Your match is...Young Papa Nihil

He notices how clumsy you can be. He tries to look after you and stop you bumping into things or tripping. He’ll lightly kiss anywhere you are hurt. There have also been some interesting attempts at first aid. He isn’t really sure what to do so he just kinda panics and gets you to sit down.

He is really good however at calming you down if you've had a bad day. He'll run a bath for you (candles, bubble bath the works), play guitar for you, or just sit and chat with you while he holds you close.

He loves loud parties, drinking and going in the pit at concerts. Any excuse to party and he is there. He is a lot of fun to go out with! He can make the best cocktails with Bacardi, anything you want, he'll make it for you.

Doesn't matter you can;t handle that many drinks. He'd never ever force or expect you to drink a lot, all he cares about is that you are having a good time. If you do accidently have a little too much he's happy to carry you home at the end of the night. He can sober himself up to do that as he knows you are clumsy and a drunk clumsy you... bad idea in his mind, he'll carry you.

He adores that you can tap dance. He can’t do tap but he is an exceptionally good dancer with very good hip movement ;)

He loves reading your writing and he is very supportive of it.

He is impressed at your musical abilities and you often jam together. He normally picks to play saxophone with you.

He loves to listen to you sing and he will just melt if you sing his songs to him.

~

Written by Nyx

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Get To Know Me!

Hi to all!

This my first time really posting but I wanted to post this little get to know me. It’s not gonna be anything super in depth but just some little tidbits about what to expect from me and my page!

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~ I am a avid fanfiction reader. I probably won’t post since most of my effort is in reading.

~ I’m fairly new to Tumblr, I’ve never had an account before but I have used it a couple of times

~I came to Tumblr:

To be able to interact more with the communities I’m in.

To hopefully find less toxic fans to befriend

Let’s be honest, there’s some pretty good fanfiction on here.

~ I am a horny goblin most of time so no judging ok? Ok

Some little facts about me:

The first should obviously be that since I don’t go by my real name, my name in here is Gigi.

I’m in my twenties

I am bisexual

I go by she/her and they/them

I finally have my degree 🥳

I have 3 cats I take care of. One momma cat and her two babies.

Music is one of my passions even thought I can do much other than play the clarinet.

My favorite song is currently V.A.N by Bad Omens and Poppy

I’m a big horror fantic so I love all things scary, even if I can’t handle it sometimes

Next I’ll list some of my favorite fandoms:

Stranger Things

The Last of Us series (game and show)

(!!!FREE PALESTINE!!!)

Supernatural

Marvel

Judgment and Lost Judgement

ARGS

FNAF

Monster High

Resident Evil Games

Slipknot

BABYMETAL

Poppy

Halestorm

So much other stuff that would take years to write down

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So I hope I get to know some of you guys, and I hope that you enjoyed getting to know me a little bit!

[oh-prettyboy143]

Introduction

I decided a good idea for my first post would be an introduction!

So, my name is Keith and I’m a transgender man who goes by he/him pronouns.

My favorite animal is cats, my favorite color would be orange, my favorite food is probably potatoes, my favorite anime is mha, my favorite bands are Korn, Slipknot, Nirvana, Kittie, and Deftones.

I like to write fanfictions that are mainly LGBTQ+ ones, and I’m not good at keeping up with OCs.

I am bisexual and biracial (black and white)

Comfort characters: Shiggy since he gives me gender euphoria somehow

Current ships: Erasermic, Iideku (I don’t like smut of them since they are minors.), and Shiggy x Dabi (I forgot their ship name lol)

I’m a plant person, and uh idk I’m taken lol

[cobwebsaint]

1, 4, 7, 8, 12, 13, 18, 19, 28, 29, 36, 37, 40, 41

1) How old were you when you first starting writing fanfiction?

Uhh probably like 9 or 10 without actually y’know. Knowing it was fanfiction. Little me just had lotsa feelings and ideas. I Could Not Be Stopped Nor Contained.

4) What is your favourite genre to write for?

Horror!!!! I started writing horror shorts in like fourth grade and I LOVE that shit. I’ve dropped off since then but I really wanna start up and dip my toe in again!!

7) When is your preferred time to write?

The Juice always comes easiest in the middle of the night but I’ll get it in whenever the mood strikes.

8) Where do you take your inspiration from?

Real life mostly. My own experiences or anecdotes from other people.

12) Who is your favourite character to write for? Why?

Recently I’ve been possessed by the Corey gremlin and god.... he’s just so stupid dude. Like he’s just an utter annoyance and I love him dearly cuz I can funnel so much personality and idiocy into my writing with him.

13) Who is your least favourite character to write for? Why?

Uhhh I don’t really have any that I actually Still Write but I mean I left a couple fuckers behind for a reason. I won’t get too deep cuz I don’t feel like starting shit but like D*vin S*la and shit. We don’t go there anymore.

18) Do you have any abandoned WIP’s? What made you abandon them?

Oh fuck dude lots. Like you can see the couple multi-chap fics I’ve got up on AO3 that have just been left in the dust. I either lost interest or fell out of it for one reason or another. That or I just lost the spark that made me start it.

19) Are there any stories that you’ve written that you’d really love to do a sequel to?

Oh bitch!!!! My latest Slipknot fic is gonna be part of a whole series of stupid that I’m like kinda half outlining right now. Otherwise I don’t really have too terribly much up at all so like. Nothing finished nor worthy of that kinda effort.

28) What is something you wished you’d known before you started posting fanfiction?

How fuckin’ butthurt ppl get over it. Like it got me down in the beginning and even now it’s annoying as hell but like, I’ve learned to Not Care.

29) Do you have a story that you feel doesn’t get as much love as you’d like?

I never even came close to completing For The Workforce, Drowning but I was really proud of that for what it was. Kind of experimental for me and I put a lot into the universe even if it didn’t actually get written.

36) Can you give us a spoiler for one of your WIP’s?

Well Ricky gets his shit rocked in both of my current WIPs so there you go I guess fbdkfb

37) What’s the funniest story you’ve written?

Big Mouth still makes me laugh ngl

40) Do people know you write fanfiction?

Oh yeah plenty lol

41) What’s you favourite minor character you’ve written?

Jade’s daughter Avery in FTW!! She’s a 100% genuine OC and I would still die for her. I’ve actually kind of implanted her spirit into a different AU and I regret nothing.

/Fanfiction Writer Asks!

[looktotheants-a]

what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?

hnak has blogs indulge me | accepting

each? well okay

okay this is gonna go under a readmore because i have a fuckton

-takes a deep breath-

hank: probably the weirdest headcanon i posted for him was that his helmet lets him talk to bug identifying otherkin because the comics define bug so broadly that why the fuck not

finesse: very deep into how-to videos on youtube. watches them constantly

cory: compound eyes are really trippy to see through while high

maria: uses a spear in modern day combat for some fucking reason

topher: wears so many sweatervest because he likes the knit textures but hates being given them as gifts because 

doris: might be an angel???

monique: is a connoisseur of energy drinks

success: is actually the least powerful of her family of superhumans, but the only one who ended up a superhero because of some bad luck

mai: deliberately has an obnoxious laugh because she hated her laugh for a long time, then decided to embrace it instead and fuck everyone else if they don’t care for it

slipknot: can tie knots with his teeth or feet if he’s barefoot

kavita: finds starfish inherently funny

mama sharpe: not really a headcanon but one of the weirder plots i had on her for a while was she was trying to make billy turner aka scout into a model because he had one arm and she wanted diversity points

shachath: constantly surrounded by dead bugs that land on her

william: comically unambitious

rose: loves kitschy shit

steven: goes through phases of collecting things but then loses interest and goes for something else so he has a lot of medium-to-large but still incomplete collections of various collectables

cecilia: collects interesting looking wine bottles. also saves ones from important events

zeke: struggles with buying cigarettes or buying comic books every wednesday and always caves into the former

ned: hates the concept of cream pies, but makes them anyway

scott: buys mini m&ms because he swears they taste better than normal ones, but grows them to the size of regular ones so he has more chocolate

bumblebee: has a box of naked barbie dolls tucked away somewhere

june: not a headcanon because this was real canon but she ran over her dad with a tractor

jenny: hates the power rangers because every year for halloween someone suggests she dress up as the yellow power ranger because it’s basically the only costume that can work with her containment suit

beryl: not a headcanon but my weirdest plot wishlist thing for her is i want her to lose an eye because her fc has a strangely large number of movies where she’s got an eyepatch so???

quinn: buys a lot of faer regular clothes at post-halloween sales bc fae includes a lot of ridiculous theatricality in faer wardrobe

maurice: man idk fuck this guy tbh. i guess he’s just really bad at coming up with psych experiments which would be ironic except that his solution is so just throw out ethics altogether so instead of ironic he’s jsut bad

quarrel: puts too many veggies on pizza. basically makes salad on a bread plate

monica rappaccini: hate earnest hemingway bc he was an ass but also quotes him a lot bc he’s just quotable

jason & ian: get about four hours of sleep max every night and run almost entirely on caffeine and cocaine respectively

jericho: will wear as few clothes as any particular situation allows. also her superhero costume is literally leftover costume pieces from theatre

iraceus: his name is actually a portmonteau of his name and his dead twin’s name which is weird if by weird you mean sad

monica chang: has a secret lego collection in her parents’ attic

alice: has a huge collection of trash from neighbors which she shrinks so she can transfer the mass to food and stuff

relinquish: uses diplomatic immunity to fly hot air balloons without a license

aya: prefers to address people with more formal terms because she wants to show that she is polite and nice

kita: wears a lot of sunglasses, like he’s trying to hide something about his eyes even though they look 100% normal but he wants to be more ~mysterious~

jocasta: annoyed by humans a lot of the time and doesn’t want to be seen as human because she’s not, but wants to do human things like have a baby

skyler: surprisingly okay with weed, privately, but wouldn’t say so now after walt

jeremy: uses his powers to make THC

kelly: was ridiculously busy in college because she was doing gymnastics and majoring in marine biology. also i kinda bent the laws of time for her because i decided she had puberty blockers, which wouldn’t have been available at the time but FUCK IT i do what i want

sam: literally everything about them is weird. they’re from night vale. they’re very emotionally attached to their shotgun

daria: not really weird but i think i read way more socialist/communist ideology into daria’s beliefs than the writers necessarily intended

aaron: likes to keep fish and when he’s traveling, he’ll create temporary fish tanks in his hotel rooms

friday: exists in a world where commercial mascots are real and has interacted with at least a few. probably fought the noid from domino’s

lillian: world’s clumsiest vampire

trauma: has a lot of opinions about the difference between goth and emo

elisa: got into psychology as part of a plan to take over a country which isn’t really a headcanon but it’s also just like a weird plan for taking over a country

miguel: pays too much in rent for his apartment tbh because he spends more nights at work than at home

lauren: tries very hard to have a personal life that’s separate from work, but it’s difficult bc she also has to babysit miguel

justin: likes swedish fish bc they’re vegan

xerxes: pretends to not like broadway shows, but does, and also prefers to sneak into them

hiroshi: pretends to be very proud of dropping out of an ivy league school because that seems like a cool counter-cultural thing to do, but actually super regrets it bc he can’t remember why it happened (kita up there was responsible, back at number 36)

yellowjacket: surprisingly nit-picky about cleaning and organization, the opposite of hank

ambrose: i mean this isn’t really weird, to me, but i guess it’s weird to other people, but like one of zir special interests is death positivity

janet: again, not actually that weird, but janet actually likes bugs. like she’s not an entomologist but i hate how often girls are depicted as thinking of bugs as icky, especially superheroines that are named after bugs like wtf

guy: local pyromaniac doesn’t know what to do with his hands

geoluread: laughs in the face of disaster because it probably won’t hurt hues

karnilla: can turn into a motherfuckin’ dragon

tomi: mm idk she’s more of a switch than anything else, but because of her job as a dominatrix and a lot of trust issues, she doesn’t get a lot of opportunity to sub ono

stonewall: literally became a superhero by accident bc she saw a fight at a protest and just threw a pride flag over her face to hide her identity to help the protesters and then stumbled into superheroness from there

winged victory: very socially awkward, despite her very public identity and good speaking skills

guard: speaks like eight languages but will play dumb about that as often as benefits him.

brad: originally had him born in the 60s but i aged him up about 20 years so he could be alive to write kirk/spock slash fic in the early days of fanfiction

kaiba: really way too in love with that fucking dragon

schrodinger: hmmm well i guess like. idk most of my things about schrodinger are tragic or a thinly veiled critique of moderate white liberalism. he likes marmite which i guess is weird

[mymentalityarises]

84 Questions

Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 10 songs.

1. Silk City, Dua Lipa - Electricity ft. Diplo, Mark Ronson.

2. Zara Larsson - Ruin My Life

3. Halsey - Without Me

4. Billie Eilish - when the party's over

5. Slipknot - Solway Firth

6. CueStack - Alive

7. Falling In Reverse - "Drugs"

8. Killswitch Engage - Unleashed

9. Desiigner- Panda

10.  DJ Snake ft. Bipolar Sunshine - Middle 

If you could spend a week anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Would you take anyone with you? Denmark. My family is from there and I really want to see Europe. I would go alone. Or with Danish relatives.

What is your preferred writing implement? (eg. Blue pen, pencil, green pen) Black sharpie.

Favourite month and why? Early October. Because I’m a spooky bitch.

Do you have connections to any celebrities (even minor)? List them. No.

Name 3 items you could pick up from where you are. Wine bottle, pad of paper, pen cap.

What brand logo is closest to you currently? Sutter Island.

Do you ever play board games or other non-computer games? Got any favourites? Not really a board game but i love Yahtzee.

A musical artist you love that isn’t well known? Kerli.

A musical artist you love that is well known? Kurt Cobain.

What is your desktop background currently? A sunflower.

Last person you talked to, and throught what you talked to them? My mom. I was saying good night so i was okay.

First colour name you can think of that isn’t in the rainbow? Teal.

What timekeeping devices are in the room you are currently in? Thermostat, computer, phone.

What kind of headphones do you use? just regular ones? over the ear ones. nothing fancy. theyre red.

What musical artists have you seen perform live? Eric Burdon and the Animals, Beck, 21 pilots, Uncle Kracker, Avenged Sevenfold, Five finger death punch, Breaking Benjamin, a Bullet for my Valentine, Korn, Stone Sour, Ded, Yelawolf. Skillet, Bad Wolves, Nothing More, Dream Theater, Pop Evil.

Does virginity matter to you? Nah.

What gaming consoles do you or your family own? Lol none really. Might have an old ps2 somewhere. Oh and a wii.

What pets do you have? What are their names? My dog, Daisy died when I was 17. We never got another.

What’s the best job you’ve ever had? I’ll keep you posted.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? McDonalds.

What magazines do you read, if any? Woman’s Health sometimes. Or weed magazines. or Rolling Stone.

Inspiration behind your URL? No clue where it came from tbh.

Inspiration behind your blog title? sameeeee.

Favourite item of clothing? A baggy tee.

Are you friends with any exes? HELLLL NOOOOO.

Name at least one book you loved as a child. Any junie b jones book.

What’s your native language? If that language has distinct regional variations, which variation? (eg. AU English, US English) US Midwestern English. 

What email service do you use? G-mail.

Is there anything hanging on the walls of the room you are currently in? Danish flag, Marvel poster, Nirvana poster and map of the world.

What’s your favourite number, and why? 19. My b-day and I just like it.

Earliest moment in your life you can remember? i remember a little bit from the cruise i went on when i was 3.

What did you have for dinner yesterday? scrambled eggs.

How often do you brush your teeth? i try to every day. some days depression gets the best of me.

What’s your favourite candy/chocolate? Don’t really have a favorite tbh

Have you had other blogs on Tumblr? Do you have any other blogs currently? nopeeee.

If you were suddenly really hungry, what would you choose to eat? pb & honeyy.

What fandoms would you consider yourself a part of? MARVEL.

If you could study anything, what would it be? Witchcraft and voodooism.

Do you use anything on your lips? (eg. Chapstick, gloss, balm, lipstick) sometimes liquid lipstick if i did my face that day.

How would you describe your sense of humour? Dark, a little cynical. Random.

What things annoy you more than anything else? LOL that list is entirely too long.

What kind of position are you in at the moment? Sitting at a computer.

Do you wear much jewellery? No.

Who is the leader of your country, currently? Any other levels of government with leaders? (State, region, province, county, district, municipality, etc) Idk all those people and I’m not looking it up. But stupid fucking Donald Trump is the god damn president of the United States. LUCKILY it’s his last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last 3 blogs on your dashboard, not including any of your own? idk.

What do you carry your money in? my black and white polka dotted wallet.

Do you enjoy driving? Why or why not? most of the time yes. with traffic/construction? NOOOOOO.

Longest drive you have ever been on? However far it is to go from Michigan to Florida.

Furthest away from home you have ever been? Florida loloolll

How many times have you moved house? none.

What is on the floor of the room you’re currently in, not including furniture? a rug, a box, piano bench.

How many devices do you own which can access the internet? three.

Is there is anything that is guaranteed to always make you happy? lol yep.

Is there anything that always makes you sad? duh.

What programs do you currently have open? this and youtube.

What do you associate the colour red with? blood.

Last strong smell you can remember smelling? weed.

Last healthy thing you ate? broccoli. 

Do you drink tea or coffee, and how much per day? coffee, about 2-4 cups.

What do you associate the colour blue with? water.

How long is the closest ruler you can find? 12 inches.

What colour pants/skirt/etc are you currently wearing? hot pink thong.

When was the last time you drank water? earlier.

How often do you clear your browser history? not often enough haha

Do you believe nude photos can be artistic, rather than erotic? absolutely.

Ever written fanfiction for anything? no.

Last formal event you attended? Idk  if i ever have. A wedding?

If you had to move your birthday to another date, which one would you choose and why? October 31st. Obvious reasons.

Would you prefer to be at a beach or in the countryside? countrysideee.

Roughly how many people live in your town? 10,000.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? yes.

Favourite place to shop? Can be a certain store or a place where there are multiple stores. Any thrift store/magick store.

Do you have a smartphone? What kind? If you don’t, do you want one? yes. some samsung galaxy something idk. i want a BETTER smart phone.

What is your least favourite colour, and why? probably white. its just not a flattering color on me.

How do you spell grey/gray? greeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

Go to your dashboard and describe the image shown in the radar section (below the “Find blogs” link) Man in a suit looking out a window, his reflection in the glass. You can see him looking at a perishing city.

What difference is there between how many followers you have, and the number of blogs you follow? -no comment-

How many posts do you have? like 200.

How many posts have you liked? too many.

Do you post mainly reblogs, or your own content? lil bit of both.

Do you track any tags? nope.

What time is it currently? 1:32 am.

Is there anything you should be doing right now? prbly sleeping. finishing my wine. other than that? no.

[thickrthnwater]

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