#i would like to ?? mmmm die. yep

[agayconcept]

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[theres-a-body-here]

(male reader please!)

thinking about godfrey fucking the poor little tarnished warrior who thought that he could best him in combat :)

he’s been quite alone in the lands-between for a while now.. without the touch of another.. might as well take you to be his hunky concubine/body pillow :)

Godfrey x Male!reader

You probably should've put more levels into Vigor.

Maybe even Mind.

But nope. You put a majority of your runes into leveling intelligence.

And now you're pinned underneath the First Elden Lord. You glance to the right of you. Your Carian Regal Scepter lies just out of reach. You wonder if maybe you should've listened to Nepheli and gone with the max strength build. Damn. Maybe you could respec after you die. it's only been about 24 times you've been slain by this massive beast of a man. Hell, you've onl- and he's staring at you.

Actually.....you realize he's been staring at you the entire time you've been internally monologuing. Gods, he's large.

You try to squirm a bit. Yep. Completely trapped. You begin to wonder why he hasn't killed you yet.

As Godfrey's face loomed closer to yours, you could feel his hot breath on your skin. A shiver ran down your spine as he moved in toward your neck.

"What...What are you doing?" you stammered out, trying to squirm away from him.

Godfrey let out a deep chuckle. "Don't be afraid, Tarnished," he growled. "I simply haven't been with another for so long..."

With that, he pressed his lips against your neck and began to kiss and bite at the sensitive flesh there. Despite yourself, a moan of pleasure escaped from your lips.

You continued to struggle weakly against Godfrey, but his grip on you was too strong. He chuckled lightly as he felt you squirming beneath him.

"Relax yourself," he murmured into your ear. "I won't hurt you.....unless you wish for me to."

With that, Godfrey leaned in and began kissing and biting at your neck again. You could feel yourself growing more and more aroused with each passing moment, despite the fact that this was all so unexpected.

His lips found a particularly sensitive spot on your neck and he began to suck eagerly at the flesh there. Before long, he had left a bright red hickey on your skin -- one that would likely take days to fade away.

"Gods..." you breathed out, unable to resist any longer.

As Godfrey continued to lavish attention on your neck, you found yourself growing increasingly lightheaded. His touch was electric, sending shivers down your spine and making your blood boil with desire. You let out another moan.

"You sound like a lovesick maiden," he teased as he nipped at your collarbone. "Perhaps you would be better suited to being my consort rather than the new Elden Lord."

He chuckled darkly as he moved back down to your neck once more, tracing his tongue along the sensitive flesh there. You let out a moan of pleasure that was louder than before as sensations rippled through you.

"Such sweet music," Godfrey murmured against your skin. "I could listen to it all day."

"Mmmm...please," you choke out, unable to keep yourself from begging for more.

Godfrey let out a low growl as he continued biting and kissing at your neck. His hands roamed over your body, pulling at the straps of your armor and exposing more skin for him to attack. You hear some of the armor's strings ripping apart.

"You like that, don't you?" he murmured against your skin. "I knew it...you were made for this."

You could feel yourself growing even more aroused at his words. It was true -- everything about Godfrey seemed to be designed to arouse you.

"I..." you began breathlessly, unsure of what else to say in the face of such overwhelming pleasure.

It wasn't before he tore away all of your clothing. You hiss as your hard cock is exposed to the cold air.

Godfrey's eyes roamed hungrily over your naked body as he chuckled darkly, taking in every inch of skin that was now on display. You felt incredibly vulnerable and exposed under his gaze, which seemed to strip you down to nothing more than the rawest essence of yourself.

"You're such a skinny and weak boy," he teased, tracing his fingertips lightly over your skin. "How do you expect to be able to handle everything that comes with being the new Elden Lord?"

Your cheeks burned red with embarrassment as Godfrey continued to taunt you. It was true -- compared to him, you were nothing but a weakling.

"I...I don't know," you stammered out weakly.

Godfrey let out a low growl as he leaned in closer, pressing his body against yours until you could feel the heat emanating off him like an inferno.

"Well, we'll just have to see if I can toughen you up then won't we?" He purred lowly into your ear.

You shuddered involuntarily at the sensation before letting out another moan.

Godfrey then backs off of you, you took a deep breath and braced yourself for what was to come. You could feel his gaze on your naked body as he began to work on removing his own loincloth and groin coverings.

"There's a good boy," he growled deeply in his throat. "You're not going anywhere, are you?"

Your face burned bright red at the suggestion that you might flee. To be honest, you weren't entirely certain whether or not that was what you wanted to do -- but for now, at least, there was no denying the overwhelming attraction that pulled you inexorably towards him.

"N-no," you stammered out weakly.

Godfrey let out a low chuckle as he finished undressing himself completely. His massive member sprang free from its confines and stood proud between his legs like some kind of wild beast leashed and ready to pounce upon its prey.

Out of nowhere, Godfrey pulled you towards him, it all happened so quickly that your mind barely had a chance to keep up. Before you knew it, you were astride him, with his massive manhood pressing against your skin as he lay under you.

He chuckled darkly as he looked up at you and saw the confusion written plainly on your face.

"Don't look so surprised," he growled in response to the expression on your face. "I'll let you be on top...this time."

You could see a small smirk spreading across his lips as he spoke those words -- clearly enjoying the idea of throwing a bone to someone whom he viewed as being decidedly beneath him.

His words made your cheeks burn bright red as you felt the unmistakable sensation of your cock rubbing against his bare chest. You groaned softly under your breath as pleasure rippled through you at the thought of there being "another time".

Godfrey let out another low laugh before reaching up to grab hold of your hips firmly, guiding them back and forth over his slick chest while making sure that it was getting stimulated in every possible way.

You whimpered as your cock rutted against him. Godfrey seems to like the sounds you make as he lets out a hum of approval.

As you kept rutting against Godfrey's chest, grinding your erect manhood over his skin with an intensity you had never felt before. You're lost in pleasure as he keeps touching you everywhere.

Suddenly something else came into play. You feel the hot and hard length of Godfrey's monstrous cock sliding between your ass cheeks, brushing against your puckered hole and making a low groaning noise grow louder in your throat. His hands tightened on your hips as he bucked up into you again and again, each thrust sending shivers down your spine.

You couldn't help but feel nervous as you felt the tip of Godfrey's massive cock pressing against your tight little asshole. You knew that this was going to hurt -- after all, he was so big compared to you, and you were still a virgin back there.

"Please…please be gentle," you begged in a soft voice, sounding more shy and vulnerable than ever before.

Godfrey let out another deep chuckle at your words before responding with a grin on his face. "I'll think about it," he growled darkly, clearly enjoying the power dynamic between the two of you.

As he began to push himself inside of you slowly and steadily though one thing became clear: He had no intention of being gentle at all.

Pain ripped through your body as Godfrey pushed into you inch by agonizing inch. Tears sprung to your eyes as wave after wave of excruciating agony washed over you, making it impossible for anything else beyond sheer raw pain take place.

Godfrey let out low grunts of pleasure as he powered his way deeper inside of your tightening ass cheeks. His grip on your hips tightened even further until it felt like they might snap under the pressure from his powerful fingers alone.

"You can handle more than that tarnished," he growled harshly as sweat dripped down onto both of their bodies from the effort.

You had barely even had a chance to brace yourself before Godfrey suddenly slammed his massive cock into you all the way with an almost brutal force. The pain was intense and overwhelming, causing you to cry out in agony as your entire body convulsed with the shock of it.

You tried to move up but he held your hips down, forcing you to take it as he chuckled darkly in pleasure at your expense. You were completely helpless beneath him, submitting to his every whim without any choice or say in the matter.

"That's it, good boy," he growled harshly into your ear as sweat dripped from both of their bodies. "Just lay there and take it like I know you can."

The pain was excruciating, but somehow you managed to hold back the tears that threatened to spill from your eyes. You tried to focus on anything else beyond the fiery ache that seemed to consume every fiber of your being.

Godfrey continued to thrust upwards into you, each powerful stroke sending new waves of agony rippling through your body. You could feel the sweat dripping from your body onto his chest as he pounded into you again and again.

You whimpered and moaned pathetically above him, unable to do anything except straddle him there and take it as he teased you with words that cut straight to the bone.

"I thought you wanted to become Elden Lord," he sneered in a raspy voice, clearly enjoying every moment of your torment. "Is this all it takes to break a weakling like yourself?"

You felt embarrassed by the words spilling from his lips but were powerless to do anything other than take it all as he ravaged your body with wild abandon. Every part of you tingled with pleasure that mingled with pain in ways that left you shaking uncontrollably.

As Godfrey continued to pound into you, you were surprised when he suddenly pulled you down onto his chest and began to fuck you even faster than before. Despite the insults and brutality that had gone before, it seemed as though he was claiming ownership over your body -- something that left you feeling both confused and aroused in equal measure.

"That's right," he growled darkly in pleasure beneath his breath. "You're mine now...all of you. I did say you'd do better as my consort."

You whimpered pitifully at Godfrey's words, your mind racing as you tried to keep up with the onslaught of sensations coursing through your body. The thought of being this massive man's consort made your cock throb as it rutted against his chest.

Without warning, Godfrey began to pump your stiff member in time with each deep thrust into your tender holes, sending waves of pleasure rippling down through every nerve ending in your body. You gasped for breath as pleasure and pain merged together into one overwhelming force that threatened to consume you completely.

"Fuck...I'm so close," Godfrey groaned in pleasure as sweat dripped down both of your bodies. "Can't hold back much longer..."

"That's it," Godfrey growled darkly as sweat dripped from his face onto the ground. "Let yourself go...submit to me completely."

His hand on your cock got faster, synched perfectly with the pace of his own thrusts. Pleasure coiled tightly inside you like a snake about to strike.

You were barely able to catch your breath as he bucked harder, plunging himself deep inside your body in one final push that sent shivers cascading through every nerve ending in your body.

Finally, with a low guttural moan, Godfrey exploded inside you -- coating your walls with his warm seed while making sure that every inch of himself was buried deep within your tight little hole.

You let out a low guttural moan at the feeling of the former first Elden Lord breeding you. Hot spurts exploded from the tip of your cock and onto his chest as wave after wave of pure ecstasy pulsed through every part of your being, leaving you spent and exhausted but ultimately satisfied beyond belief.

Godfrey lays on his back breathing heavily. You thought it might be a good time to make your escape, but before you can form a plan Godfrey wraps his strong arms around you and pulls you in close.

You open your mouth to demand he lets go but you hear him start to snore softly against your ear. A sense of relief washes over you, but then quickly transforms into embarrassment as you realize that his cock is still inside of your sore little hole.

You whimper pitifully at the feeling of him filling every inch of your tender walls, unable to do anything except lay there caged within his powerful frame. You have no choice but to remain there against Godfrey's sleeping form, staring at his chiseled features and muscular body as his snores reverberate throughout your own exhausted frame. He was pretty sexy when he wasn't brutalizing you, you admit to yourself begrudgingly.

You let out a long sigh.

"I hope Marika likes sharing"

[creative-kny-fics]

Bro I can just imagine Obinai’s snake tickling him just to be playful towards him! It would be freaking adorable!

Ohhh!! How nice! You're right, Kaburamaru almost always passes it around Obanai's neck, besides that snakes like to be in hot places, and what better hot place than inside the owner's uniform?

Warning: This fanfic contains tickles. Also remind them that I don't speak English, so if they find any errors, let me know to correct it. I hope you like it!

Lee: Iguro Obanai

Ler: Kaburamaru (Iguro's snake)

'I don't understand, why can't I tell Kanroji how much I like her?', Obanai lay down looking at the sky, he didn't talk to anyone, it was an external monologue.

The only one who heard it was Kaburamaru, who was in his hot tub watching his owner suffer for love.

'I don't know how to express it to you, I would like to tell you, but... Who would be with me? Kanroji deserves better than me, don't you think?' Kaburamaru got out of his tub and wrapped himself around Iguro's neck, trying to comfort him.

'Oh Kaburamaru, I would like to ask someone for help. But I also want the words I say to Kanroji to come out of me... Who am I kidding? I should first die and cleanse my corrupt blood, Kanroji is too much for me, he doesn't deserve to be with me', Kaburamaru got fed up, he could be an animal, but he understood and knew that even if his owner was arrogant and cruel to others, with Kanroji he was totally different, he loved her and was willing to sacrifice himself and die just for her to be happy

But what could Kaburamaru do? He couldn't speak, he couldn't even hug him... He stuck out his tongue thinking, he remembered what Rengoku always did with him when he felt sad and it worked, Iguro laughed.

Would there be any possibility of doing it without arms or fingers? Mmmm... He already had it!

He took advantage of the fact that Iguro closed his eyes, thinking and meditating for a moment, when he got into his uniform. 'Are you tired, right? Rest', poor Obanai-

Kaburamaru slid down, trying to pick up his pace when Iguro started to move. Besides, Obanai would probably fall on his back and crush him, he had to be careful.

'Kabuhuramaru-! Get out of there! Grrr!! I won't hurt you-! No! Ngh-!', Kaburamaru and Rengoku knew that Obanai's back was a huge tickle spot, especially his lower part.

'Gah-! No! Kaburamaru! Enough-! Mmm!!!', Obanai bit the sleeves of his haori, Kaburamaru was getting closer and closer to where he feared, he didn't mind laughing, he was alone, what bothered him was that his pet had knocked him down and made him act like a fool

'PFFFT!! GEHEHETT OHOHOFF!! NAHAHAT THEHERE!! KABURAMARU!!! FUHUHUCK!!', I told you, Iguro wasn't able to stand the back of his back being tickled, it could be anywhere on his back, but that spot makes all his efforts disappear and makes him laugh uncontrollably

Kaburamaru was gently tracing different patterns on Obanai's back, how? Well, with his tail!

'NOHOHOT AGAHAHAIN!! YOU TIHIHICKLED ME 2 DAYS AGOHOHO!! STAHAHAHAP!!', yep, Kaburamaru was Obanai's emotional support pet, when things like that happened, Kaburamaru would act immediately, if he can talk, he would have told Mitsuri about Iguro's sensitivity a long time ago

'COHOHOME ON!! WHAHAHAT NOHOHOW?!', Obanai, he won't answer you, find out for yourself!

Anyway, Kaburamaru was comfortably playing with his tail as he felt his owner arch his back and turned around to pound his fists on the ground and not crush him in the process.

'STOHOHOP!! OK OK! I WILL NOT SAY MORE BAD THINGS ABOUT ME!! HAPPY?!', nope, he wasn't...

'OHOH FUHUHUCK!! OK OK!! I'M SOHOHORRY ABAHAHAOUT MY INSECURITY!! KABURAMARU!!! THIHIHIS IS HUMBILING!! I'M A HASHIHIRAA!!', and? To Kaburamaru, you are still Iguro Obanai, the owner who he loves and respects so much.

That's how he stopped and got out of his uniform, colliding his nose with his owner's.

'Thahahanks I neheheedd that-...', like I said, emotional support pet

[softmeetscreatureplz]

6, 7, 9, 13, 14, 16, 24, 25, 26, 33, 35, 51 and 70 for the "horrible" questions ask game pleasee!! :3

if you're uncomfortable with answering any of them then you don't need to!

Oooh thank you dearest!!! :]

6 (How do you wanna die): Honestly, I have 3 specific ways. Either by suicide, getting stabbed in the stomach, or hit by a car. (I've thought abt this a lot-)

7 (what did you last eat): Some sour patch kids, just as a snack thing :3

9 (do you bite your names): Yep!! Less so than I do the skin around my nails, which is the main habit there, but I definitely do

13 (Do you hate anyone right now): mmm. Honestly,, I dunno. I think like. A tiny bit there's one person? But the hate feeling is small compared to anything else so I guess no (no one on tumblr btw dw).

14 (do you miss someone): yeah. Most friends I lost contact with, and pretty much everyone on tumblr (ik I interact with everyone a lot but also want to hang out more?- idk,, i think itd be awes9me to hang out)

16 (how do you feel at this exact moment) : mm. Tired, and achey tbh. But. Happy as well. And calm. Content probably.

24 (what is/was/were your best subjects): I don't rlly remember specific grades but I've always done rlly well in English and French class! :3

25 (do you miss someone from your past?): Yeah. Again, a few of old friends who I lost contact with in depressive slumps mostly.

26 (what are you craving right now?): for food, nothing. In general, I would like to have my pile of blankets and hugs someone very very much right now.

33 (do you have trust issues): uuuuuu. Honestly,, yeah probably lol. I tend to trust too fast, then get wary after people leave me alone and I get anxious, and then I pull myself way too far back.

35 (who was the last person you cried infront of): mmmm I don't rlly. Cry infront of people if I can help it. I think- probably my mom & little brother a few months back?. (There was a family fight).

51 (favorite food) : I think probably like. Shepards pie,, or pizza.

70 (is there anyone you would die for): yeah. My little brother, you dearest, hilde, cimi & crispin.

[missamyrisa2]

Can you pass by my bare feet dangling from under the blanket? Maybe I should stretch and wiggle my toes a bit to get your attention? (:

Darling~

You know that my wriggly fingers would be magnetized to your cute feet even before they left the safe refuge of that fuzzy blanket ~ those delightfully adorable curves in your soles, the sweet lil wrinkles, and naturally those toe pads are just to die for ~ which is why I'm going to be using that blanket against you ~ first of all to get you feeling that prodding touch through the gentle material, it's like a little slip cover for your sensitive soles ~ got to treat them just right after all, and I knoww you were about to tease me~ preemeptive tease punishments~! Mmmmhmmm this is what you get, I saw those feets peeking out ~ don't lie now, that's gonna make it worse ~ oooop ooooope tsk tsk tsk ~ denying your teasy status? That means tiiiickles~~

Now that your sweet feets are all warmed up with my fingers gliding on that cottony material with firm strokes I think it's time to get these babies out for their date ~ Oooh, how lovely, this blanket can wrap right around your ankles and now I'm sitting here with two prepped and pampered feetsies just aching for that special touch ~ yeahhh you want all this attention mmhmmm you dooo ~ that's why you dangle those girly feet out ~ little girly soft feeetsies? Are you ticklish on your sole riiight here? Right where my nail is caressing? Awww, kicky kicky koooo you can kick alll you like sugar, I'm not going anywhere ~ you're just gonna lay there and take your tickles. Ooh yes, bounce and struggle, fight those giggles ~I'm sure you'lll shake me and get free anyyyy moment now ~

Nooo? You're still stuck? Oooh dear, what a bother, what a conundrum. Well, since you're sticking around I guess I'll just have to gitchy gitchy gooooo ~ mmmhmm yess I'm gonna gitchy gitchy goooo youuuu gitchy gitchy gooooo~ Oooh oh good thing I had this feather! Gitchy goooo on your toesss yeah! Right between each one ~ mmmmh wiggle those toes, wiggle them for me. Righhhtt there, nice and sloooow and now fast fast fast the feather goes, Ahh, what a delightful little hot spot you have! Does it tickle? Does it tickle just sooo bad? And you just can't now laugh, nope nope nope ~ how often do you think about having your feet tickled? Mmmm? Yeahh~ you dream of it all the time. When was the last time you thought of being tied down and tickled mercilessly? Ooh just let it out now ~ let's hear alll about it ~

Tell you what, I'll be ~sporty~ if you can keep your big toe bent like that and have that cute ticklish spot between your big toesy and index toesy open while I use this soft makeup brush fooooor ~ one minute, I'll let you up~ ready precious?? Oookay here we goooooo~ ahhh we're off to a good start, the big toe she's holding strong ~ uuuuup but that makeup brush is made of stern stuff, fluffing around the corners and pitching right in that pit ~ the index toe is wavering but ooooh she holds strong ~ uuuuuhh here comes the wiggly nail ~ yep, it's long wiggly purpley nail and it has an eye on the prize, that hot spot right between the toes and oooooh nuuuuuu~

Looks like you lost again sweet cakes ~ I think you get scribblies for that ~ mmmhmm yep, my nails are just aching to scribble them soles allll over ~ we're gonna make such beautiful wrinkle art on your feets now ~ yes yes, struggle and squirm ~ laugh it out, giggle it out, we're going until you can't giggle any more ~<3

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Sick Boyfriend's Nightmare

*Disclaimer: This took place after the end of Chapter one of the birthday Arc*

Nighttime: 11:30 p.m.

Drugfriend was worried about his friends not receiving his calls

Drugfriend: (mind) Come on, Why isn't Dave picking up...Oh boy, I hope Lila Sky didn't get him

Sick BF: *yawns* Drugfriend? What happened?

Drugfriend: Oh hey Sick Boyfriend, I just worried about Dave, I'm trying to call him, but he's not picking up

Sick BF: Yeah, I'm worried that Lila Sky might hurt him or try to find us a-and-

Drugfriend: Sick Boyfriend Calm down, Lila Sky is not gonna find us, besides we're safe at home and I put a magic barrier around our house so she won't get in

Sick BF: O-Oh ok, Anyways I'm going to bed early, I'm tired

Drugfriend: Ok Buddy, I'll be up in a minute, Good night

Sick BF: *yawn* Good night

2 minutes later .....

1:00 A.M.

Sick BF: Zzzzzz

(Heading to dream mode)

Sick BF: Mmmm h-huh?

*Sick Boyfriend woke up in a dark purple void,Sick Boyfriend started to get scared*

Sick BF: (mind) W-Where am I? Why is it so dark?. Hello! Anyone, Hello?!

*Sick Boyfriend started to get worried and started to panic*

Sick BF: Hello?! Anyone?! Can you hear me?! Anybod-Woah! Oof!

(Sick Boyfriend fell down, only to touch something liquid)

Sick BF: Ow...what did I just slip on- W-Wha, is this blood?!

Sick Boyfriend got up and looked to see a trail of blood

Sick BF: What the......(mind)Where did all this blood come from?!

???: Hehehe

Sick BF: *gasp* W-Who's there?!

???: Wow, I guess you don't know me huh?

Sick Boyfriend turned around to see manifest demon that looked like sky but it's not

Sick BF: S-Sky?

???: Sky~? Hahaha Oh I'm not Sky, You may know me as Drugfriend's ex girlfriend~

Sick BF: W-Wait you're Lila sky?

Lila Sky: Yep.

Sick BF: B-But you look so different

Lila Sky: T-Thats because this is my manifest form

Sick BF: So I'm guessing your the one who cheated on Drugfriend with my stalker and broke his heart?

Lila Sky: Yes but I dumped him, And I wanted him back

Sick BF: Well you can forget it, you lost that chance when you cheated on him with multiple guys and I have hearing things like you bullying people, I swear your worse than Purity Senpai

Lila Sky: Well what can I say, I'm very good at it, All that aside, You stole him from me

Sick BF: What?! I didn't steal him, you dumped him so don't accuse me of your petty things

Lila Sky: Oh petty huh? You really wanna see petty, I'll show you petty, You noticed the blood right?

Sick BF: Uh yeah?

Lila Sky: Look over there~

Sick BF: (mind) what does she mean by look over there?

(Sick Boyfriend look over there only to see Drugfriend lying on the floor, covered in blood, having trouble breathing)

Sick BF: O-Oh god....DRUGFRIEND!!!!

(Sick Boyfriend rushed to Drugfriend with tears in his eyes)

Sick BF: Drugfriend, Drugfriend, please, speak to me!!!

Drugfriend: S-Sick Boyfriend,I-I tried...to stop...her....p-please s-save…me*flatlined*

Sick BF: Drugfriend?! Drugfriend?! Please, Say something!!!!

Lila Sky: Awww, poor sick boyfriend, crying over your dying husband~

Sick Boyfriend turned to lila sky and his eyes glowed red

Sick BF: What...have...you done to him...

Lila Sky: Oh I just killed him, he did put up a fight but failed to take me down~

Lila Sky: I warned you Sick Boyfriend, you messed with me and I'm gonna take away everyone you loved

Sick BF: You....YOU MONSTER!!!! YOU GONNA PAY FOR THE CRIMES YOU DID!

Sick Boyfriend tried to charge at her but Lila Sky used her magic to grab Sick boyfriend by the neck, Sick boyfriend was struggling to let go of Lila Sky's magic

Sick BF: *cough cough* I...I can't breathe...

Lila Sky: Awww~ Are you struggling to breathe, Face it, you think you're strong but in reality, your weak, I don't know why Drugfriend would pick you in the first place

Lila Sky: Now...DIE!!!! *Jumpscare*

Sick BF: *Screams*

Sick BF: *gasping for air*

Meanwhile:

Drugfriend: *sigh* I hope everyone's ok, I'm worried Lila sky might hurt Sick Boyfriend or anybody else, Let's just hope tomorrow is good then tod-

*Drugfriend heard a loud scream*

Drugfriend: (mind) What the hell? Was that Sick Boyfriend?! Oh no, I better check on him! He might be in danger!

*Drugfriend rushed to bedroom to go see if Sick Boyfriend was in danger*

Drugfriend: Sick Boyfriend! Are you ok- Oh no....

*Sick Boyfriend was having a panic attack*

Drugfriend: Oh crap, Sick Boyfriend! Sick Boyfriend! Calm down, It's ok, It's ok, I'm here, Please calm down!

Sick BF: *gasp* *looks at Drugfriend* D-Drugfriend…*tears up*

Drugfriend: Sick Boyfriend, what happened, I heard you scream from the living room, are you okay?!

Sick BF: I…I..*burst into tears*

Drugfriend hugged Sick Boyfriend as he started crying.

Drugfriend: Shhh there there buddy. It’s okay it’s okay, I’m here

Sick BF: *hic*I-I-I thought she- *crying*

Drugfriend: Shhh calm down buddy, it’s okay, You just had a nightmare

Sick BF: *sniff* It felt so real, I thought Lila Sky was gonna kill you for real and kill me too!

Drugfriend: Oh no you had a nightmare that Lila Sky killed me?

Sick BF: Mmm hmmph *sniff*

Drugfriend: Awww buddy, there there. It’s going be okay Alright? I’ll make sure Lila Sky doesn’t find us, so don’t worry

Sick BF: *crying* I’m just scared that Lila Sky would find us and kill us!!! I don’t wanna die Drugfriend!!!

Drugfriend: Oh no! Please don’t cry, it’s just a nightmare ok?

Drugfriend hugged Sick Boyfriend as he comfort him from the nightmare he had

*This happened from chapter 1 of the Birthday arc, deleted scene*

@pony-central

@bunnykittenlover

[atherix]

YOU- I'm very sorry for not screaming in your ask box a lot lately, life's been a thing... BUT IM HERE NOW, AND OHMYGOD seems like ohmygrian would also work given recent events ATHERIX IM SCREAMING AND SHAKING YOU WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Ok ok ok, so lore lots of lore where to begin

Let's start off with one of the big ones. WATCHERS?? I am very calmly and politely asking you what the hell is happening with Scott and Jimmy. What. is. happening. Listener lore?? Other equally interesting plot points?? Only time will tell I suppose... I don't like how much power you hold over us atherix 😑 you like the tourment a little too much 😑 but seriously I love it so much you evil writer

Don't you just love it when your mate is brutaly murdered infront of you, then ages later (is it hundereds of years? thousands? i cant remember. lets just say time. Time has passed), you find 2 new mates! Who you love very deeply! Who you would do anything for! Only to learn one of them is constantly tap dancing at deaths door, and the other has now become a God after friggin dying in front of you 🙂 You cradled his dead body in your arms. You uselessly checked for breath even while knowing there was none left. You begged him to come back, to not leave you like she did begged him to LIVE. couldn't save them couldn't save them couldn't save And then he does. he comes back. And he's a watcher now! So you know. There's that. Then he tries to single handedly fight off two harbingers of death while injured, and while using his godly powers for the first time! <3 like an idiot <3 Everything's going great :D

Then scar. Scar. I think him and I need to have a little chat about the whole distracting the warden thing. Brave! Stupid! Suicidal! Luv I don't care if you think you're gonna die at any moment, please have some self preservation <33 if not for your sake, at least for your son?? And your mates?? (On the other hand it was very sweet. Still stupid, but sweet) But wow is he going through it too... nothing like a track record of your loved ones consistently dying for you :) it's something he's definitely not traumatised over :)) it's all completely fine :))) someone get this man some cuddles and emotional support STAT

By the way Tubbo must be having a great time right now 😃

All of their mental and physical health needs some serious help rn

Atherix. ATHERIX. 30 thousand years?? The magic residue?? The unsolved mysteries?? What does scar know... what's going on... what pieces of the puzzle are we missing... or have we completed the puzzle and it's just upside-down? Either way it's pain :D

Also the worldbuilding detail?? The descriptions of the city?? The wardens?? The enchanting?? This all makes me very happy <33

Im sure I've forgotten a LOT about these last 2 chapters, but this is all I got for now... your writing has a grip on me ohmygod

So yeah I'm normal about this. Thank you for consuming my waking hours <33

-🍂

(This is also from chapter 8/9 not the latest chapter <3)

No worry! Real life is Like That sometimes <3 I hope everything's okay! Highkey if it hadn't been a Serious Moment Grian would have said "you're welcome" when Tubbo said "thank god" LMAO A LOT HAPPENED-

So much lore mmm

YEP. WATCHERS. WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT FOLKS, WE'RE HERE, THE WATCHERS ARE HERE. Haha well we've answered Jimmy, haven't gotten into Scott yet but that will come up in the future <3 I on the other hand LOVE the amount of power I hold over y'all :) This is delightful <3 <3 <3

Mmmm Mumbo was born almost 500 years ago so it's been probably a little more than 4.5 centuries <3 But yes. Mmmm history sure does rhyme. "One of them is constantly tap dancing at death's door" I'M SORRY I AM SENT HJKSJKJKFSHJ but yes! Yes! Mmm Mumbo watching yet another mate of his get killed and he has absolutely no power to stop it :) Only this time the mate WAKES UP and now he has to trust the mate who just died and came back to know what he's doing so Mumbo can go help their mate to not die, too! Yay! Oh the trauma haha Mumbo will have nightmares about this day for the rest of his long life :) Also my dear 🍂Autumn 🍂 Anon how in the world did you make this even angstier than it already is <3 (Fun fact I plan to write a tumblr exclusive/aside of that moment from Mumbo's pov <3) Hahaha yeah god or not might not want to fight off the "monster god" who has ended the world who knows how many times <3 But at least they're there to stop him from facing down the Warden like he tried to face down Blondie <3

Oh yes, Scar is certainly going to be getting Talked With by a few different people in the coming days :) Once they've recovered more haha. "Hey Scar what the fuck" <3 But yes! If he's gonna die he's gonna make it matter </3 Try and give them a chance to get away <3 Mind you Grian's little trick didn't actually work, the Warden just fuckin. Mm. But the fire is a surprise tool for the future ;) God yeah :) Scar is so. Mmm trauma. He doesn't want anyone else to die for or because of him </3 He'll get cuddles and emotional support but he might also need a li'l therapy <3

Tubbo is having a GREAT time haha "I said I was FASCINATED by the Warden, I didn't say I wanted to MEET one!!"

Oh yes. Absolutely. They need all the help they can get.

:) Haha chapter ten answers these <3

I love worldbuilding and I really wanted to flesh the Ancient City out so <3 I'm glad you enjoy this~! <3 hjhgjfdj <3

Haha you've summed it up pretty well methinks <3 Thank you much <33 hhghjjhgdj <3

Thank you for reading~! <3

[ashacadence]

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Ya more or less. Has its off days. Not perfect.

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

My mom

03: Do you regret anything?

Ya a few things

04: Are you insecure?

Hhhhhhhh ya

05: What is your relationship status?

Single. Not looking really.

06: How do you want to die?

Satisfied

07: What did you last eat?

Bacon Crunchwrap from tacobell

08: Played any sports?

Some horseback riding, tiny bit of basketball in elementary. Dance.

09: Do you bite your nails?

…yes

10: When was your last physical fight?

Fourth grade in the girls bathroom. I won.

11: Do you like someone?

Not right now

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

When I was a kid yes.

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Yes. Not gunna get into it.

14: Do you miss someone?

Ya. A few people like friends and a few fam members.

15: Have any pets?

Yep got a ten year old cat: Mr. C

A ball python: Takoda

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Tired. Sluggish. Ready to go home.

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Nope

18: Are you scared of spiders?

Not really. Just icked by them.

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Yes.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

Never

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Hang out with fam. Father’s Day weekend and bro is visiting before he goes for further training.

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

Nope.

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

Nope.

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

Art. Psychology. Animal Behavior Science. Sci-fi fantasy lit.

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

Ya a few people

26: What are you craving right now?

Jalapeño poppers. Cheesecake. Brownies.

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Ya I think so.

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

No.

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Yes.

30: What’s irritating you right now?

People who gaslight other people. Especially me.

31: Does somebody love you?

Of course. I know I’m loved.

32: What is your favourite color?

Blue

33: Do you have trust issues?

Yes.

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

Can’t remember.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I think my family when we were watching a movie.

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

Yes sometimes. Depending upon the context. I believe people do deserve second chances.

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

I think it’s easier to forgive.

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

Nope.

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

…no comment

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

No. Thankfully.

51: Favourite food?

Sushi

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Yes.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Besides washing my face and brushing my teeth? I was doodling Optimus prime as a human.

54: Is cheating ever okay?

Mmm it depends. In the context of relationships it varies.

55: Are you mean?

I can be if pushed. But sometimes if pushed too much I tend to bite hard.

56: How many people have you fist fought?

2.5, fourth grade I had some tiffs. The first was my big major fight. The rest being a confrontation and a shove or two. The last was me defending myself from a guy who slapped my ass in high school and I quickly grabbed his wrist and pinned him to a wall. So the .5 was hardly a fight but more of me giving the “you fucked around and found out.”

57: Do you believe in true love?

Ya sorta.

58: Favourite weather?

Sunny with partial clouds.

59: Do you like the snow?

it’s pretty but no

60: Do you wanna get married?

Ya some day.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Mmmm no not really

62: What makes you happy?

Seeing I can be helpful or able to make someone else happy. Art. Movies or games I’m into. Sights. Animals. Swimming.

63: Would you change your name?

Long time ago yes but now meh not really.

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

God not this question again.

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

It’s happened. I politely and gently turned them down and just want to be friends. I’m just not in that headspace for relationships.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Mmmm ya

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

My step dad. He sent me an Instagram link

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

I would say @takamatsu-kun I think. We have a looooot of convos so it feels right to say matsu. We get into some deep convos on occasion lmao

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Mmmmm yes and no. Sorta.

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Ya my fam or friends but I wouldn’t like seek it out or really count on a situation happening. Just that I’d defend and help best that I can.

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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My initial spoiler thoughts for episode 6x15

I’m curious, legally and in real life, how long police actually have to wait for someone to “not respond” before they can break down a door and enter someone’s home. And this of course is knowing, like in the scene, that someone is home.

The actors (including Angela) are so inconsistent with their gun control. Sometimes the guns are pointed at the floor (which I’d assume should always be the case, just, as much as possible), and their guns being pointed directly in front of them.

Yeah the cemetery scene with Chris and Eddie got me teary eyed.

Jee-Yun calls Chimney “Papa”????? 🥺

Buck heard “death doula” and immediately perked up because our boy continues to court death like a friend. 🙃

“We’re all gonna die alone. Might as well spend time with our loved ones while we’re still living.” Maria said this… It’s got me thinking of, you guessed it, Buck and Eddie.

Buck says he died by being struck by lightning, and THEN Natalia’s interest peaked. She’s only interested in that aspect about Buck, ‘cause Natalia asked to get coffee, literally just so she can hear about Buck’s death experience.

Eddie saying to his mom “we got time” is actually an omen, and not a good one. Mmmm I smell future trouble either for Eddie, Chris, or Helen.

I’m sorry, but… I don’t get this tax thing with Maddie and Chimney. It’s painting them to be irresponsible, and kinda stupid with this? I don’t believe these two would have not talked about taxes and whatnot. I don’t even need to Google the fact that Chimney would make more than Maddie, so. I don’t get why Maddie pays for most expenses apparently? And yeah, based on income, why would Maddie assume she’s “head of household”??? Kenneth and Jennifer had great comedic timing, I trust their acting of course. I just don’t believe their characters would make this kind of mistake.

Yep, the coffee meetup, that was not a date. It was just a coffee I think especially in Natalia’s eyes, as far as I could tell. Removing my Buddie goggles, I didn’t read any chemistry there. I just saw Natalia only there for the purpose of hearing Buck's story. I think for Buck, he too was interested in Natalia’s profession, BUT I think he’s also mistaking *gestures* all of this for some kind of attraction, romantically. Because that’s Buck, and I think he’s falling on bad coping mechanisms. (you can also say: Natalia is only interested in a piece of Buck and not all of him, which Buck said he’d no longer accept.)

Seems to me Athena should not have been allowed in the autopsy, uh, area? Seems she should only ever be allowed in on “official” business. Hm. So… gonna let that slide because she’s a cop?? That’s what I’m getting.

I - don’t really get the Athena storyline in this one. It doesn’t seem to connect to anything bigger nor anything with Athena, so… Yeah I don’t get this one.

*inhales* So you’re telling me. That in the same conversation Buck is saying, to Eddie’s face: “I feel like Natalia sees me” while at the literal same time, Eddie is saying: “I know you.” …………………..Buck, honey, you’re really stupid right now (derogatory/loving).

Also, I need to think on how I feel about taxes, of all things, being the instigator for Maddie and Chimney to get married. I’ve seen people say “that’s just a queer thing to do,” but………. idk how I feel about it for Maddie and Chimney.

Eddie and Chris watching Telenovela!?! Yessss their tradition continues! And don’t think I missed it being a wedding taking place on screen.

Once again Eddie’s conversation with phrases like “why wait” mmmmmmm thinking thoughts!! But also, maybe next episode Eddie will talk about his visit to El Paso?? If they jump far enough ahead on the timeline (entirely possible).

Chimney was searching for engagement/wedding rings. dfcghjkljhg

TL;DR  I didn’t get the purpose of Athena’s storyline. I felt the tax situation paints Maddie and Chimney as irresponsible/kinda stupid, which they aren’t. Not sure how I feel about taxes pushing Maddie and Chimney to get married. Buck is ONCE AGAIN misinterpreting the assignment (please dear god, for the last time). Natalia literally just wanted to get coffee to hear Buck’s story, but Buck’s misinterpreting it all as a possible romantic connection. Buck is being hella stupid. 🙃 Love that Eddie seems to be working on getting closure on Shannon.

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Total Drama Villains x Reader || Drabble Set

Plot: You forget to take a towel to the shower and only realise after the shower, so you open the window to stick your head out and ask whoever's out there (Hoping someone is out there) to grab you one but to your chagrin- there's just a villain.

Includes: Chris, Heather, Mal and Scott.

Warnings: Mmmm, I dont think so. Swearing? A kiss?

~~~

All:

You slowly look around the room, very very aware of the fact that you're naked and cold in a room that does not have a great lock on it. "Ohhhhhh no." The words come out low and steady... but are just brimming with panic.

No. Towel.

No towel!!

Finally you gasp, covering the bottom half of your face with your hands and looking at the benches and the sinks in dread. You accidentally came in here without a towel!!

The sudden sound of footsteps out the back of the cabin rips a gasp from your throat and you lunge at the window, unlatching the lock and opening it to see who it is. Before you even stick your head out, you're calling for whoever it to stop. Please. Hold on! I need your help!

Chris McLean:

*You are an adult camper.

When you actually see who's standing out there, you groan. Chris McLean stands outside on the grass, hands in his pockets and an intrigued look in his eyes. He know's he's about to be amused, or he's going to amuse himself depending on what kind of trouble you're in- or what kind of help you apparently need.

"What's up?~"

"Nevermind."

"Oh no no no! Come on, you can confide in Uncle Chris, cant you?"

A whine tumbles out of you. Uncle Chris?? Grooooooooss. He see's and acknowledges your disgusted reaction to him calling himself that, but just giggles. He doesn't leave, to your utter annoyance.

What other choice do you have?? Rolling your eyes, you look down at your feet instead of meeting his beady eyes and wiggle your toes. And mutter suuuuper quietly, half hoping he doesn't hear you. "I forgot to bring a towel... and I really need one... " And, this part you say especially quietly. For seriously asking Chris fucking McLean for a hand would be akin to letting your dignity pack its bags and fly the coop. "... and would you please get one for me... "

"... Sorry, I didn't catch that. What didja say?"

Oh god. A little louder, you say shortly. "... I forgot a towel... "

Chris smirks at that, rolling back on the feels of his feet. "And? What would you like from me, Y/N?"

Finally too frustrated to keep playing this stupid game with the show's host, you snap your eyes up to his and cross your arms. "Fine! Damnit. Get me a towel, please."

Immediately, a cat like grin slowly spreads across Chris' face. Its the most evil thing you have ever seen.

"Now why would I do that when I could get Chef here to send in a buncha rabid bats with you and flush you out?" Christ teases - no, threatens. But then again, does he know the difference in the first place? - , that famous, alabaster white, terror instilling grin on his face as usual. "Now that's, good TV!"

You groan, head falling back on your neck, in frustration. "Chrr-ris!!"

"Ha ha! Well? What do you expect?" You cant argue with that, but you cans till groan again. "Okay, fine. I'll get you a towel! But what will you do for me, heh? Nothing comes for free."

"Oh, don't I know it. I've been on this show for 3 seasons now." For some reason.

"Heh heh."

"Fine, I'll... " Ugh, something for Chris... You blow air out of your cheeks slowly, in thought. What would Chris like? Well, he'd sure get kick out of you getting one of your friends hurt but that's sure as hell not happening. Finally, after a few moments, you get an idea. And scowl. "I'll be sure to drum up some drama for you. Good TV, right?"

"For sure! Promise?~"

Sighing, you lean tiredly on the window sill. "Oh, I cross my heart and hope to die." You promise him like he's a child, which he basically is. Chris McLean has got the maturity level and the intelligence package of a 7 year old on crack.

"Wicked! Heh heh, this'll be good. Okay, hang tight. I'll be back."

You smirk at his retreating back.

~

When he finally gets back and hands you a towel - a much nicer towel then what you and the other campers have been using. Which is nice? But also, you cant help but worry about what kind of strings might be attached to it, - through a crack in the door, you carefully wrap it around your body and tightly tuck it in.

"I'll want that towel back" He snaps, cranky. Why?? He could've just gone and gotten you your towel! "I imported that from Fiji!"

Of course he did.

Now you take a deeeeeeep breath, gathering all your courage, and killing the butterflies reeking havoc in your stomach. Then open the door again and grab hold of the front of Chris' signature teal shirt and wrench him close before he can walk too far off.

And you smash your lips together and slam your eyes tightly closed.

When you pull back from the kiss - a horrible, unpleasant, bad kiss, - you immediately wipe your mouth with your arm and let him go. But when you reveal your mouth again, you're for damn sure smirking at the stunned man. "Is that dramatic enough for you, Chris? A camper and the host? Scandalous- I bet we'll be front page news."

Then quickly you lock yourself inside the bathroom again, not really caring for his reaction- which only comes, finally, minutes later when you're half way dressed.

"DAMN IT Y/N!!"

Heather:

"Hm." Heather crosses her arms, an evil smirk on her lips- opportunity has knocked on her door. Or, the inside of the shower cabin. "You need something from me. Well! What will you do for me return? Hm?"

As expected. "I will vote for whoever you want me to at 2 different instances of your choice going forward. Except for myself, I wont vote myself out."

She thinks for a moment, but definitely looks pleased. "Three, different instances of my choice."

Fucks sake- "Fine! Just- please! I'm getting cold and one of the boys could come in here at any time and see me butt ass naked!!"

Uncrossing her arms and setting her hands on her hips instead, Heather laughs. "Oh- one of these boys? Shower? Haha. Have you smelled them??"

You blush darkly at her joking with you; At your worry but not your expense, before shaking your head of silly feelings and usher the pretty girl Heather, forward. "Go! Go! Get my towel already."

"Be right back." She rolls her eyes, heading off.

~

When she gets back, she reaches up to the window with the towel and you gratefully take it, beginning to dry off any drips from your body and get dressed as quickly as possible. "Thank you Heather!!"

"Mhm, yeah. Sure."

A few minutes later when you leave the door, Heather's waiting for you on the porch and you basically have a small stroke- jesus christ, why is she there!? STILL!?

"Oh, relax. I'm just cashing in some of your part of the bargain." She sneers, walking closer to you and pressing a sharp fingernail into your chest. "Dont forget, you owe me now."

"I remember Heather, we did this like 10 minutes ago."

"Good." She smiles, a tint of evil to it still. Pleasantly surprised that you're being so obedient. She leans back. "Okay, so Gwen's got to go. You got that? She's out. Vote for her and you're third done with your debt to me."

"Yes ma'am." You smirk, brushing by her and stalking off back to your cabin to put away your things.

Heather watches, hands on her hips and her own smirk on her lips. You might just be useful out of this bunch of losers. Not quite a diamond in the rough, but... better, at least. For sure. "Hm."

Mal:

"Oh- Mike!" You exclaim excitedly as soon as you see the lanky, dark haired boy. What luck!!

But then he slowly turns around; A dark, sinister grin on his face and hair over one eye. And your heart immediately drops.

This is not Mike. Neither is it Chester, Svetlana, Vito or Manitoba- any of which would have been just fine alternatives for this moment.

This has to be fucking Mal. You've met him before, and absolutely nevermind on the luck front.

"Nope." Yep- the grizzly, deep voice that responds to you can belong to no one other then Mike's chaotic evil alter. Shit. Shit, shit, shit. You continue to chant curses in your head as he turns around fully and comes forward, looking up with evil glinting in his eyes at you like a twisted Flynn Rider to your Rapunzel.

The kind that makes you rather stay inside your tower- its safer here then out there with him. You don't go out to meet the rabid pit bull!!

"Ummm, nevermind! Go about your business, I'm fine here. See ya!"

"Oh no. What'd you want from little Mikey?" He asks, crossing his arms and tilting his head to the side, cruelly inquisitive. You chew on your bottom lip. Damn it; You've peaked his interest. Fuck.

"Um... " The sound comes out quiet and insure as you look down at the grass before his feet instead of his face. You're so nervous. "Well, I... I forgot my towel before I took my shower, and uh... I was just gonna ask him if he could go get me one."

For a moment, he's silent. Your gaze flickers up to his face to see an utterly wolfish look on his face, eyes gleaming with mischief before averting your eyes again to the grass.

Then a loud puff of hard, unpleasant laughter escapes him. He doubles over, holding his stomach as he guffaws at your embarrassing situation. You roll your eyes and cross your arms.

"Oh shut up," You snap, bravely- making him cut off his laughter immediately and look at you. You dare to fucking talk to him like that? "Come on, go get me a towel, please!! I'll owe you one."

After a moment, he stands up straight again and crosses his arms. Yes, he could do something horrible to you right now to teach you not to talk back to him; but it looks like you're going to struggle without his help. All he has to do is watch! "Hmm, nope!"

"Come on!"

"Not gonna happen."

"Ugh." You groan, leaving the window and Mal and plopping down on a bench. Fucking bastard.

This is so awkward. Especially since you know he's still out there!! And he could send someone in at any time.

... Minutes later, and you're still dripping wet but now freezing fricken cold, a towel is flung in through the still open window and lands on the wet floor near your feet. Your eyebrows fly up your forehead, as you look from it in surprise and to the window.

Mal's voice calls through it. "There! Its no fun if you just sit and bear your punishment." Huff. You can just imagine the cute boy - the look works for Mike, but is just very odd on Mal, - crossing his arms and setting his jaw, or even pouting. His voice just sound sooo frustrated. "I'll get you another time, anyway. Everyone will go down, eventually."

"Oh... mhm, oh sure." I mean, I can at least listen to his evil babble since he got me a towel, you think as you start drying yourself down and getting dressed.

A moment after you've got your shirt on, the door is kicked open and Mal stands on the threshold, making you jump. "Jesus christ!- "

"Kiss thank you?"

"Get outta here!" Absolutely not!

Scott:

Peering out from the window, you nearly miss the boy leant up against the cabin beneath you, in fact you would have- if it weren't for his bright orange hair. You gasp, unintentionally getting his attention and smiling brightly when he looks up to find you. "Scott!"

A confused, yet somehow still evil expression paints his face. "Y/N?? What are you doing?"

"Well farm-boy, how do you feel about giving a lady a hand??"

Scott snorts, getting off the wall and stepping back to see you properly. "Lady? I don't see any lady here."

Oh- Bastard. You look back into the bathroom before disappearing from the window for a moment before returning, and promptly clobbering him with an empty shampoo bottle. "You see her now!?"

"Ugh... yeah." He grumbles more malleably now, much more open to suggestion as he rubs his forehead. "Sure, now I see her... ow."

Now you feel a little bad. He looks so pitiful when he's in pain... and yes he's a rat but... its still not okay to hurt someone. You aren't Chris. And also you're getting colder and colder as the water drips unimpeded down your skin and maybe its making you soft. "Ohh... okay, I'm sorry."

He glances up at you, surprised at your apology. "Ahh, no problem, I guess... " Did someone just apologise for whacking him on this show? He crosses his arms, raising a curious look to your disembodied head. "Uhh, what'd you need a hand, with?"

"I... kinda... forgot a towel... could you please go get one for me??"

For a moment you watch his eyes narrow and a wicked grin flicker at the corners of his mouth and get anxious that he's going to ask for something in return- before he rolls his eyes and just shrugs, turning and heading off to the cabin. "Yeah, sure, whatever. Be right back- try not to gather too much attention, haha."

As he walks off, you duck under the window again, sighing in so much relief. "Thanks, Scott!"

~

When he returns, you're waiting at the door and crack it open just enough to get the towel from him immediately- which you quickly wrap around yourself comfortably and sigh. "Thank you so much!"

"Hm. No problem." He huffs, wondering why the hell he did this for you anyway and crossing his arms again.

From inside, you carefully ask: "Are you gonna get weird if I hug you now?"

Immediately Scott's ears go bright red and he quickly loses every little bit of cool-guy vibe from a moment ago. "I-In your towel?? N-No!! I mean- yes!" He rubs the back of his neck, looking away from the door like its you, or he'll accidentally spontaneously develop x-ray vision and damnit, he's a gentleman. "I mean... " Or at least he tries to be.

Grinning, because Scott's unexpectedly cute now that you've flustered him, you quickly open the door, hug him quick, then close the door again and shout 'BYE'.

[abluescarfonwaston]

I’ve Got you

Whumptober prompt 7: Carrying! Featuring Doesn’t know he’s Buff Buff!Jaskier!

“No- no no no no! Geralt Geralt you have to wake up. You have to get up! Geralt I don’t think you got all of them and oh gods oh gods we’re going to die. Yep. Yep oh gods we are so dead.”

His head lolled. “Go.” He managed between the blood loss and dizziness. Tried to push him away with a heavy hand. “Run.” He didn’t have the strength to order or request. So he begged. “Go.”

“Fuck off.” The bard snapped. Looking around terrified. “I’m not leaving you and that’s final.”

It would be. It would be the fools final act.

He woke up on a bed.

He looked around the room. Alarmed.

Jaskier groaned from the floor where he was massaging his legs.

He didn’t want to ask.

Jaskier looked up and he knew he wouldn’t have to.

“Finally awake I see! What do you have to say to your hero Geralt? Your Savior? The man to which you owe your very life?”

“Bullshit.”

He squawked. “How dare you! I carried you into town on my back no less and you have the gall- the audacity- to call me a liar?” 

“There is no way you did that.” He sized Jaskier up in his frilly clothing. “Tell the truth.”

Jaskier glowered at him. He pouted and went back to massaging his legs.

“I actually did something heroic for once- my arms and legs are killing me by the way - and you don’t believe me. Of course.”

“You do lie. Alot.” He pointed out. Completely justified in his response. “Or would you like to tell me again how you killed that bruxa last month?”

He sputtered angrily from the floor.

“Master Jaskier?” A girl poked her head from behind the screen in the room. “Your baths ready.”

“You got me a bath?” He asked.

“No!” Jaskier chortled. “I got me a bath. You are not allowed to get the bandages wet.” 

He stood and tossed off layers, stopping only to thank the girl with a quick kiss on the cheek. She blushed red and quickly made her way for the door. She hesitated. Stole a final peek back at his- undoubtedly- undressed form before blushing even darker and closing the door as she fled.

He tried to inspect the wounds. They’d been wrapped and he could smell some concoction applied to them. By far more skilled hands than Jaskier’s- who could not stand the sight of blood without nausea and shaking.

“Did you spend my entire reward on a room and healer?” He growled.

“No- the healer gave me a very reasonable price and you spent most of your reward on this very lovely room.”

“Stop wasting my money!”

Jaskier sloshed around in the tub. Mocking him with a bath he could not enjoy. 

“You’re the one that said a witcher never dies in his bed.”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“It’s your bed. You bought it.” He saw the shadow of Jaskier’s leg in the screen. Stuck high out of the water as he scrubbed it. “So you couldn’t die.”

“You're an idiot.”

“I will remind you which one of us graduated from Oxenfurt.”

“And when was the last time that was useful?”

Jaskier snorted. He offered no answer, instead singing through the remainder of his bath.

Jaskier’s voice was a terrible thing. Because it was so devastatingly beautiful that it made it easy to forget how much trouble and havoc its owner caused.

He relaxed into the bed and enjoyed it.

“I did carry you into town you know.” The water splashed as he exited. “Pure adrenaline of course. I mean it was either carry you or get eaten.”

“You could have run.”  He cracked open an eye. “Like I told you to.”

“No. That was never an option.” He swore he heard Jaskier smirk. “I hate running.”

“I’ll ask.” He threatened.

“No you won’t. You hate talking to strangers. Even though that’s literally half your job.”

Jaskier stepped out from behind the screen. Waist alone wrapped in a short towel.

He’d opened his mouth to respond. No words came out.

A drop fell from his hair. Running down the broad plain of his hirsute chest. Disappearing to parts unknown beneath the towel. Muscle flexed powerfully in his massive biceps as he ran his fingers through his disheveled hair.

He squatted with a slight grimace digging through their bags for clothing. The towel rolled up over the trunks of his thighs.

“You know the fact we didn’t get eaten probably implies that we escaped from another rabbit but rest assured in my tale I saved you from a very terrifying monstrosity that is certain to take the crowds by storm!” He pulled out his braies and stepped into them. Dropping the towel.

The steel of his legs flexed.

“Mmmm.” He managed around his very dry mouth.

Jaskier blew out the candle. Which only increased the intense shadows of his muscles in greyscale. “Well scoot over bed hog. I’m not buying a second room!”

He did not move. He could not move. He could only watch the deltoids of Jaskier’s arms move in the darkness.

“Ass.” Jaskier complained as he climbed over him. Splaying out next to him.

He believed Jaskier had carried him now. All two hundred pounds of Witcher from the forest into the town.

He wondered where the spindly youth had gone.

And then he wondered far less proper things about the strapping young man.

[happytroopers]

Boba Fett season finale shit post

Spoilers below. Obviously.

Rip hot twilek your 6 minutes of screen time will be duly forgotten

WAIT THEY KILLED MAX REBO

Fuck the Pykes man

I can tolerate space drug trade but I draw the line at killing renowned jizz musicians

God Fennec Boba and Din in one shot now there’s a sandwich I wanna be in

Many thoughts and yet none at all just sin

Not them trying to redeem the mayor

“I have an idea to draw Fett out.” I’m sending g that there’s the inspo for a new WAVE of self insert fanfic

XWINF

Luke coming to help his boy toy???

The child????

YEP

That’s artooie:)))

THE BABY

Wait can he drive

Me and PELI are on the same page

HES SO TINY

BRIGHT EYES

R2 s like we’re on a SCHEDULE

ME TOO PELI ITS A TERRILBE NAME

WAIT DID BE CHOOSE THE SRMOR

Is he dropping out of Jedi school

If so I’m gonna have to start kinning baby Yoda

Goth Wookiee :)

Someone’s gonna sneak up on them

Din stop being so sexy

God boba in his armor is so sexy

This is the showdown we wanted in clone wars

Star Wars-issficstion of southern idioms

Ok but two of them are wearing beskar and u are not

Boba said “no 💖🖕”

Why do I feel like fennec is gonna take the brunt of this

Fennec being the sexy voice of reason as always

“Ur going soft in ur old age” as if Bane isn’t fucking ancient

I love my little beuqacratic wiggler

Yep just as I fucking thought

NOT GOTH WOOKIE

I don’t appreciate them ripping my found family trope to pieces

So that augmented eye is very helpful to his aim huh

Not the water waste

God I love her

SHES SO SEXY

Lil punk said lesbian panic!!!

The only woman I would call Mommy

The last time Din got trapped in a blown out bar, it didn’t go well

We love a loyal bestie

More self insert inspo “I’m with you til we both fall”

WIGGLER SAYS I DONT WANNA DIE HERE

NOT THE EDUCATION ELITISM

He said I’m not afraid to pathetic

Is he not gonna read that first

What if it just said “fuck u losers”

Yay space slurs!!!!

Pls be inappropriate

“Nothing 💖”

Creative writing king! He wrote that so fast

Jet pack hotties

INLOVE THE KNEE BLASTERS

THE SLUT TURN DIN J LOVE U

Overkill a lil boys???

DIN WHY ARE TOUSING HR UNARMORED HANDS RO GAUARD UR BESKAR HELMETED HEAD

Awww yay :)

Can y’all imagine like living in this part of town??? Just like, trying to get brunch, and this shit happening.

No the moped!!!!

YES CITY FOLK COUNTRY FOLK FISCORS

Disapproved dad says save it

GOTH WOOKIE

Din’s thighs :)

Oh no

Hey maybe we should start shooting now

Yes start shooting now that they put their RAY SHIELDS up

Ahhhh clone wars nostalgia

Goth WOOKIE said show off

Well that was a waste of a missile

Quick mafs

“You’ve run out of friends” me too boba

God I love this man

Both of them actually

Hey maybe let’s not just run in a mobbed straight line guys????

There is one droid chasing you and approx 60 of y’all

Slutty lil spin there

Din is so fast ????

FHE HAMMER TBDKW

Bonk !!!

She’s gonna show that baby and dins gonna be like “YOU BROUGHT MY SON INTO A BATTLE ZONE????”

I fight usually leads to dying

They’re in love

THE IMMEDJATE FARHER PANJC

FBE HUG ONG Y’ALL IM CRYING

HES SK HAPLY TENDER AND SOFT I LOVE HIM

Fave dilf

HE CAUGHT HIM

Not the tooth!!!

YES YES YES YES YES

Zillow beast vibes

Boba lemme sit on ur lap while you ride

NO NO NO

ok that was hot

Remisnent if genonosis Kenobi

YES BABY DO UR THINK PROTECT HR DAD

ARE U OK

Boba u are so hot

They’re in LOVE

But fr fr city x country makes the best pairing

Imagine if that was ur house

Boba I demand reparations

Who is the lil pretty boy we keep seeing

NO BO NO NO NO

Not mysmotinal support space beast!!!!

They’re gonna date!!!!

Wiggler x PELI!!!!

YES INWAS WAITJNF DOR ONE OF THEM TO GET EATEN

I doubt they’ll kill off Bane. But liek…. What if they did

Also that’s ANOTHER problem for the city

HOODLUMS

HEY YO

Mmmm Jango ment

Just grab his little face tubes

YES STICK STUCK STUCK

Oh maybe they will kill him

Makes since tho he’s like OLD OLD

He’s wAs old in Clone Wars

Oh nvm he’s def not dead

STOP SOOTING HIM

Ok now for a King Kong parallel

NO NOT THE BALL

ok that was hot Din

NO NO NO NO

KID

HIM LITTLE WADDLE

HIS EARS

HIS EYES

How to train ur dragon parrlell

CLONE WARS KENOBJ PARALLELL

HIM LITTLE HANDS

NAP BUDDIES

Found my new screen saver

Yay decaptiated heads are back!!!

They should hire a tourism director

YES FENNEC FUCK IT UP

So sneaky :)

NOT THE REN FAIR MUSIC

Rip to the ham guards

THE TAPS

truly encapsulated what having a toddler is like

I LOVE THEM

Is there an end credit scene

Just realized that in the choral grunting they’re saying Fett- I’m an idiot

Yep end credit scene

I swear if it’s bane

COBBY BOY

Boba quit modifying ppl without their consent!!!

[rpmemestorehouse]

2010′s Internet Memes Starters

Change wording as needed

“Are you frustrated?”

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I-”

“Let me tell you why that’s bullshit.”

“Oh stop it, you.”

“Aww yiss.”

“France is bacon.”

“That’s cute.”

“Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.”

“Has science gone too far?”

“...said no-one ever.”

“We need to go deeper.”

“Do you think this is a motherfucking game?”

“NOPE.”

“Oh baby, a triple!”

“Brushie brushie brushie~”

“Spooky scary skeletons!”

“FUCK YEA.”

“You could stop at five or six stores, or, just ONE.”

“You hear about video games?”

“Release the kraken!”

“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”

“ ‘It will be FUN’, they said!”

“You’ve been GNOMED!”

“Deal with it.”

“And not a single fuck was given that day.”

“It’s a double rainbow!”

“The rent is too damn high!”

“You jelly?”

“Challenge accepted.”

“Come at me bro!”

“Pootis!”

“Whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?”

“Are you a wizard?”

“Bitch please!”

“I know that feel bro.”

“Shut up and take my money!”

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

“NO.”

“I hope you step on a LEGO.”

“That really rustled my jimmies.”

“And then a skeleton popped out!”

“I’ve seen some shit.”

“gEnIuS!”

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“This isn’t even my final form!”

“You had one job.”

“Kill me.”

“Majestic as FUCK.”

“Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about [insert]?”

“I swear on me mum...”

“You have no power here!”

“REKT!”

“What a time to be alive.”

“If I pull that off, will you die?”

“It will be extremely painful...for you.”

“FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!”

“Hide the pain Harold.”

“Local man ruins everything.”

“Mom, get the camera!”

“I cri evrytiem.”

“The struggle is real.”

“I am the one who knocks!”

“Perfection.”

“This is the darkest timeline.”

“I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”

“I regret nothing!!!”

“I lied.”

“I’ve seen enough [insert] to know where THIS is going.”

“Oh god why-”

“Everyday I’m shufflin’-”

“You wot mate?”

“Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked...”

“Man door hand hook car door-”

“Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on my sweater already, Mom's spaghetti-”

“Oppa Gangnam style!”

“When [place] is ashes, you have my permission to die.”

“I only cried for 20 minutes.”

“Pepperidge Farm remembers.”

“Go home, [Name], you’re drunk.”

“Fuck me, right?”

“I should buy a boat.”

“2deep4you”

“Apply cold water to that burn.”

“420 blaze it!”

“That’s a nice new [insert]. It would be a shame if something happened to it...”

“I too, like to live dangerously.”

“You know nothing, [Name].”

“I’m getting too old for this shit.”

“Does this look like the face of mercy?”

“It was me, [OWN NAME]!”

“Stop trying to make [insert] happen! It’s not going to happen!”

“You merely adopted the darkness.”

“See? Nobody cares.”

“I will find you, and I will kill you.”

“I understood that reference!”

“Listen here, you little shit-”

“It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.”

“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.”

“How do you do, fellow kids?”

“Ow, the edge!”

“*teleports behind you* Nothing personal, kid.”

“Pee is stored in the balls.”

“We have food at home.”

“You must be new here.”

“Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.”

“ERMAHGERD BERKS-”

“That’s the evilest thing I can imagine!”

“Dammit Moon Moon!”

“When u mom com home and make hte spagheti-“

“When will you learn? When will you learn?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!”

“helo would u like some of this hot choclety milk?”

“Be strong, [Name]. Be strong for Mother.”

“Ayy LMAO.”

“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”

“Shrek is love, Shrek is life.”

“Heard you were talking shit!”

“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

“Look at me. I’m the captain now.”

“This could be us, but you playing.”

“They played us like a damn fiddle!”

“I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.”

“I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom!”

“Hand me the aux cord.”

“Press F to pay respects.”

“Trust nobody, not even yourself.”

“Anime was a mistake.”

“It’s just a prank, bro!”

“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”

“Are ya winning, son?”

“Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.”

“I lived bitch!”

“You just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.”

“*chuckles* I’m in danger.”

“That wasn’t very cash money of you.”

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”

“DEEZ NUTS-”

“Alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic.”

“Why the fuck you lyin’? Why you always lyin’? Mmmm oh my GOD, stop fuckin’ lyin’~”

“You’re gonna have a bad time.”

“I’m at soup!”

“IT’S TIME TO STOP!”

“Congratulations, you played yourself.”

“I’m you, but stronger.”

“This is fine.”

“Hello darkness my old friend~”

“Sosig.”

“Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne!”

“I have crippling depression!”

“WE ARE NUMBER ONE!”

“That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo.”

“Take a fucking sip, babes.”

“Brother, may I have some oats?”

“God I wish that were me.”

“Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.”

“Oh, worm?”

“Hewwo!”

“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”

“Am I a joke to you?”

“Let me in. LET ME IIIIIINNNNN!!!!!”

“You know I had to do it to ‘em.”

“Why is the FBI here?”

“Oh no baby what is you doin’???”

“Hey man, you see that guy over there?”

“Buenos días, [Name]!”

“Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy.”

“Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.”

“Then perish.”

“Somebody toucha my spaghet!”

“My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.”

“Weird flex, but okay.”

“I’m baby.”

“STONKS!”

“OK, boomer.”

“Yep, this one’s going in my cringe compilation.”

“This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.”

“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”

“All right then, keep your secrets.”

“They did surgery on a grape.”

“It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.”

“Look how they massacred my boy!”

“Bro! You just posted cringe! You are going to lose subscriber.”

“Wait, that’s illegal.”

“Bro, I’m straight-up not having a good time.”

“Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?”

“I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.”

“Say sike right now.”

[lovesupernova25]

I’ll Tell Your Story

Summary: “Oh my gosh he’s dead!” *gangnam style plays*

okay okay: A oneshot involving memories, a grieving Tubbo, and a really cute piglin toddler. Enjoy! (have fun crying)

“Story! Bee! Storytime!” Tubbo jerked awake, startled from his half-dream by a tiny hand tugging on his shirt. 

(That was okay. He could tell it was going to be a nightmare anyway.) He’d dozed off in Michael’s room, lulled to sleep by soft light and the sounds of toddler play.

 “Bee!” Michael pulled at Tubbo’s arm, one eye pleading.

Tubbo took a deep breath. He felt stretched, shattered. His hands hadn’t stopped trembling for a week, and his own tears were responsible for at least twenty of the burn scars on Ranboo’s skin. He barely had the energy to keep forcing air into his lungs and yet- here was Michael, his son, untouched by the same grief. Tubbo figured he could pretend for an evening. 

“Okay,” He swallowed and pulled his face into a smile. “Okay, bud. What story do you want?”

“Ummm…” Michael sat comically back on his hands as he searched the room. “Whozzat?” His eyes landed on something- a picture frame. 

Tubbo’s breath caught. Tommy and his younger self beamed at him from behind the glass, and he could make out a lake sparkling behind them and someone- probably Fundy- making a peace sign behind Tommy’s head. 

He reached for it, feeling something tighten in his chest. 

“This… this was a long time ago, bud,” And it was. Tubbo was shocked by how… different they looked. He traced his younger face with his finger- his smooth, unscarred face, still round with baby fat. Tommy’s hair had still been short, and his eyes… that fearful, haunted look he’d carried- it was gone. Both their eyes were still blue then- brilliant blue. These were the days before the election. Before everything. It was a different world, a different life. “You wanna hear this story?”

“Mmmmm..” Michael hummed his agreement. “Izzat Bee?” He poked a chubby finger at Tubbo’s younger face.

“Yep- that’s me, Mikey. Years and years ago, though.”

“Hmm.. izzat- izzat Phil?” Michael scrunched his face in confusion as he pointed to Tommy. Tubbo swallowed, almost smiling. Tommy would’ve loved to be mistaken for Phil. 

“No, Mikey, that’s not Phil. He’s got hair like Phil, though, doesn’t he?” Tubbo took a deep breath, staring down at the photo in his hand. “That’s someone you don’t know. His name was Tommy.” 

And then once he started, he couldn’t stop. “Tommy is my-” He swallowed. “Tommy was my best friend. We were like how me and Boo are now- we did everything together.” Tubbo smiled, just barely.

“Like what?” Michael yawned. He was getting bored of the story, Tubbo could tell- so he took a deep breath.

“Well, lots of exciting stuff. Tommy was brave,” He leaned toward his son, smile growing. “Brave and strong like a lion.” He lifted his hands in imitation of a lions’ claws, ready to pounce at the toddler. 

Michael giggled. “Stronger than you?” 

And Tubbo was frozen, for a moment. He felt a lump grow in his throat, but smiled gently around it. “Yeah,” he said softly, blinking hard. “Stronger than me.” 

He pulled Michael onto his lap. “Tommy and I fought in wars together- we made a home, and we had to defend it from the bad guys.”

Michael’s eyes widened. “Are bad guys gonna come?” 

“No, Mikey,” Tubbo squeezed the toddler in his lap. “We’re safe here. The bad guys aren’t going to hurt us. Before, though- there were lots of bad guys. And Tommy was-” He laughed, “Tommy wanted to fight them all. He’d just charge into battle with no plan and take on the world.” The smile was creeping onto his face again, even as his vision blurred. “Tommy was pretty stupid sometimes.” Tubbo laughed, and it sounded a little bit like a sob.

“But he was kind.” It was like the dam had opened, and Tubbo couldn’t stop. “He acted like he wasn’t- but Tommy was always kind. He’d do anything for the people he cared about. Did you know, Mikey- he fought Technoblade once?” 

Michael looked up, eyes widening. “Really?” Michael already knew stories about the half-piglin warrior- hearing this was enough to elevate even a stranger to idol status in his mind. 

“Yeah- Tommy’d fight the earth itself if it helped someone he loved.” He huffed out a wet laugh and reached up to stop a tear from spilling onto his cheek.

Deep breaths, Tubbo. 

“That was the thing about Tommy. He cared so much, so deeply- and he’d never give it up. He’d-” Tubbo swallowed, tangling his fingers in Michael’s hair. “He’d always keep fighting- lead armies and start revolutions and refuse to surrender- no matter what, he’d never surrender. Tommy would die before he let the bad guys win.” Tubbo looked down at his son, smiling again. “He was a hero.” 

Michael’s eyes were shining, entranced by tales of glory long gone. “Wowww..”

Tubbo smiled. “Yeah, wow. But people-” He looked away, holding his son tighter. “People don’t always like heroes. They told him he was stupid, or too much, or- or selfish.” Tubbo took a deep breath. He tilted his head to the ceiling. “They were wrong, though.” Tubbo looked back at Michael with an intensity in his eyes that felt like regret. “Tommy… Tommy was the best man I ever knew. He was the best leader, too- and the best friend.” Tubbo closed his eyes and hoped that the only person he wanted to talk to could hear everything he wished he’d said. “And he doesn’t need to worry- because we’re not going to forget him,” he laughed wetly around the crack in his heart, “Anytime soon.” 

Maybe the universe was kind enough to grant him that. 

Michael stretched in Tubbo’s arms. “Mmmm.. I like Tommy.” He giggled. “Imna be like Tommy when I grow up. Big ‘n strong!” He sat up, clenching his tiny hands into fists.

And Tubbo felt something a little like breaking and a little like mending deep within his chest, because it seemed the universe was kind after all. “Yeah,” his voice broke. “Yeah, you’ll be just like uncle Tommy.”

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[writercole]

Episode 10.

Alright three seconds in and my heart is broken.

Letty is right. You didn't fucking deserve him.

TIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed my Tiggy.

Shit show indeed.

Oh, is Tig about to do what I think - yep. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

God dammit.

"It's been a while since I've choked somebody" boy wheres Venus?!

Oh Tig's not done. Damn he is done.

Adelita seems to have calmed.

Awww Daddy Angel is so cute.

"You're gonna get him wet" it's not the desert Adelita. You have towels.

Non-sanctioned meet. Wtf.

So Nestor ain't dumb.

Bishop is jealouuuus.

Ez. What are you doing. Oh. That's what you're doing. Blackmail.

Uh he was fucking 18 years old. Of course he was a scared little boy.

I mean, depriving the kids of their dad is one thing. But wasn't he the one that said he didn't want them to remember him as a bum?

No you're a punk bitch. That's what you are.

You really don't have any idea what those brothers are capable of.

Shit. Sons.

TIGGY! Marcus too. But TIGGY!

SamDino was the greater good?

Oh no. Alvarez should know.

Ah shit. Don't dwell on the past, Marcus.

Tig has a point. Good men don't last long.

Packer has a brother?

Ah, Tig, you freak. I love you.

Not wired but she's packing.

Katie. Suits her.

Never lied? Bullshit.

Oh she's a cunt though.

She wants him to take immunity to turn rat? That worked out so well for SamCro. 🙄🙄

Man poor Creeper.

Dude Fuck you Katie.

Fuck you.

Letty...be careful.

COCO HAD A NOVA?! I would take that bitch in a heartbeat.

But still be careful.

Oooooh Marcus confronting Ez.

Shit, Ez. You're not exactly making a good point here.

Mmmm Bish that EGA tat. 😋😋 I wanna bite it.

Ez does have some balls.

So adelita is working for her now?

God, Miguel. That beard. Mmm. Almost as good as that EGA.

Miguel, you tried to kill her. And you want her home?

Awwww look the happy couple. Won't be that way for long. Nothing us ever allowed happy with these shows.

And there it is.

Oh wow. Isn't that how JT killed like eight people? Causing a truck to jacknife and a big ass pileup?

MANNY NO! Ugh he's so pretty.

Omg that was so sweeeet!

Headbutt him, baby.

Stop drop and roll. They taught us that a ridiculous amount.

Oh the fire, huh? The fire is coming? You're about to meet the gasoline.

No. HOPE! You were doing so good!

Ha, Letty. Yes, baby. Get them.

YES BABY! YALL GO HOME!

Felipe. 😭😭

Just tell him that Dita paid for your wife to be killed.

Yeah Miguel, you're not orphaned. Your real dad is in front of you. He just wasn't allowed in your life.

Uh oh. Santo Padre is fractured. Alvarez is pissed.

And Ez is taking no prisoners. Fuck.

Goodbye, Padrino. I am sorry.

I just have this feeling that Angel is gonna die.

HOLY FUCK EZ. WHAT THE SHIT. WHAT IN THE ASSSSSS.

Bruh. He's...intense.

Angel ain't down tho.

Wait, has Angel said anything about the baby to any of them?

I feel like something bad is happening.

Oh no.

Oh Sofia has the old lady shit down.

Ohhhh Reyes v Reyes. Mano y Mano.

Angel has known you your entire life. He knows you. He knows you had other plans.

Ez is....unhinged.

Angel needs to leave SP. Go north. Oakland, Stockton. Something.

I know Creeper is not about to do that.

Oh he burned her! "I don't need anyone."

He's taking the fall for all of it. Wow.

Some long fingers on that gloved hand...

FIRE!

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching Crossroad Blues

Welcome to “The Weasleys 100% Know about Goofer Dust: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s2e8: Crossroad Blues

 The episode opens with a dramatization of the legend about the end of Robert Johnson’s life, with mysterious invisible hounds only he can see seemingly mauling him to death. When we join Sam and Dean, they are discussing the case of highly successful professionals dying after reporting hearing vicious dogs no one else can see. As the case progresses, they discover that all the people dying had been to the same dive bar at a crossroads, and eventually we get our first glimpse of the crossroads demon lore in Supernatural. As all this is unfolding, Sam and Dean become increasingly sure that John made some kind of demon deal trading his life for Dean’s, and this tears Dean up inside. As he confronts the crossroads demon associated with their case, Dean tries to get information out of her about what John did and briefly contemplates a deal of his own—to bring John back in exchange for Dean being damned to hell in ten years.

 Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

 Lor:

 yaaas the Robert Johnson episode

 Mace:

 YES

I LOVE the Robert Johnson mythology so much

Lor:

 YES

 Mace:

 I much prefer to explain extraordinary talents in humans as deals with demons/fey than calling it "god-given"

 so much more interesting

 Lor:

 oh YES

and it leaves the agency with the person. they choose to make the deal

 Mace:

 YESYESYES

 Lor:

 more interesting and it TELLS you something about them

 Mace:

 and it's much more logical - why would God bother to give someone super basketball talent but let children die of cancer? NOPE thanks but I don't buy it

 Lor:

right?

 aaahh boys picking on one another

 Mace:

 Ha! Yes!

 DEAN WINCHESTER

 Lor:

 lololol

 it's the GRIM

 Mace:

 SNORK

 Lor:

 wait. is the architect the same actor who played the wrestler in S...11?

 Mace:

 absolutely no idea

 Lor:

 I'll check later. I enjoy how many of the actors come back later

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

 awww, Dean you little hedonist you

 Mace:

 "some sort of porn site" OMG DEAN

 Lor:

 "is that some kind of porn site?" haaaaaaahahahahaha

 he only reads the newspaper

 Mace:

 technologically challenged hedonist

 Lor:

 YES

 Lor:

 I hope she asked for the SKILL and EXPERTISE to be the chief surgeon along with the position

 Mace:

 Right?!

 Lor:

 mmmm Baby engine rumble

 Mace:

 YAS

 god, I love the crossroads mythology

 Lor:

 YESYESYES

 Mace:

 I love that they get cozy enough with Crowley that they don't need to do all this, but I also miss it when they stop

 Lor:

 YES

 Lor:

 (this is how I feel about much of what changes on this show. I miss the old way but I ALSO like where they went)

 Mace:

 Agreed.

 Lor:

I just love that they bothered to put all the Robert Johnson stuff in. it's SO great and gives it such an atmosphere but they wouldn't have HAD to

 Mace:

 YES

 my goodness she's lovely in that dress

 Lor:

 YES

 Mace:

 and how she stands on tiptoe to kiss him

 Lor:

 YES

and her hair

 Mace:

 YAS

 oh DEAN this attitude does not age well

 Lor:

 yeeeeah

 Dean's indignation that Sam doesn't know Johnson's music. Dean. who, exactly, would have taught him that?

 Mace:

 HC: some girl he picks up in a bar in the south teaches him a deep-seated love for blues

and he takes it to heart

 Lor:

 oooooooo

 Lor:

 "you boys think you know something about something but not goofer dust"

 I LOVE that line

 Mace:

 SNORK!

YES

I bet Bobby knows about it

 Lor:

 YEP

 Dean Winchester. get off your high horse, boy

 Mace:

 YUP

 and I love that they include the Foolish Wish element too

 Lor:

 YES

and the idea that the demon stuck around and made more deals and he feels bad about it

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

 I mean, it's not really the DYING, Sammy. that's bad enough. it's the hell part

 aaaaaas you babies will find out

 Mace:

 sweet innocent babies. they'll learn

 Lor:

 LOL

 Mace:

 HAHAHAHAHA omg

 Lor:

 aaaah #us

 Mace:

 YAS

 Lor:

 TELL YOUR WIFE YOU LOVE HER MORE OFTEN DUDE

 Mace:

 RIGHT?!

 UGH CREEPY

 Lor:

 YES

 haaaahahahahah the "beware of dog" sign on the fence

 Mace:

 SNORK!

 Sam catching Dean's foot!

 Lor:

 haaaahaha Sam catching Dean's leg and that little shrug at him

 YES

 Mace:

 HAHAHA

 Lor:

 "bowl the perfect game" DEAN

 Mace:

 oh DEAN

take notes here, Dean

 Lor:

 OOOOF Dean

 Mace:

 Again I say that this will not age well for you, Dean

 Lor:

 NOPE

 oh RIGHT he's right smack in the middle of figuring out what John did and leaving them behind

just cycle that trauma, DeanDean

 Mace:

 snork!

 Mace:

 oh sweet baby Dean

 Lor:

 RIGHT?

someone wrap him in blankets and pet his hair

 Mace:

 YAS

YOU'RE WORTH IT, KITTEN

 Lor:

 YOU ARE, BABY

 lolol the way Sam steps inside the goofer dust circle

 Mace:

 the way Sam quietly steps into the circle

 Lor:

 HAHAHAHAHA

 Mace:

 HAHAHA YES

 Lor:

 "your misery is the whole point. it's too much fun to watch" thaaaaat's the show

 Mace:

 YUP

 Lor:

 GOD the lip tremble

 Mace:

 RIGHT?!

 Lor:

 OMG DEAN

 Mace:

 YAAASSS

 Lor:

 the STUFF going on here with Dean and considering that deal. like he ISN'T but he IS and does he really WANT John back or does he JUST feel like his life isn't worth another’s

 Mace:

 YES

 Mace:

 it's like Black Widow "I got red in my ledger"

 Lor:

 YES

 Mace:

 Dean and the "violated" language

 Lor:

 YEP

 Lor:

 and the way when she was selling the idea of bringing John back she was getting all up in his space and he looked so uncomfortable

 Mace:

 yep

 Aw, Sammy. "that's his legacy"

 Lor:

 UG keep going for YOURSELVES, Sammy, please

 Mace:

 he'd make SUCH a good counselor

 Lor:

 HE WOULD

 Mace:

 YES, but also that's not what Dean needs to hear right now, yeah?

 Lor:

 oooof Sammy asking him if he ever considered making that deal

 Lor:

 well SURE but

I might be having fuck 327 feelings

 Mace:

 HA