#i would kill him for two cents. ily though truly thank you for the ask

[dead-freight]

for the character ask game, I'm gonna go with the first random guy I could think of:

Charles Des Voux!!

send me a character

HAHA you are so cruel to me. i will do my best

first impression: i had no idea who he was. i knew his name and that james had called him by name? or knew him somehow? i got him confused with le vesconte. that's about the extent of it.

impression now: i'm so sorry cdv lovers but i hate him. he's like a little bug to me. i would crush him in the palm of my hand. annoying 19 year old coworker. he does have some banger one-liners though i'll give him that.

favorite moment: idk. the pee scene with hickey. it's kinda out of left field. it highlights his Annoyingness. WAIT actually i just remembered that scene where he's?? chilling with stanley? and goodsir is taking shots at stanley and charles is like "was he always that cheeky?" like. these guys are friends? stuffy old man and this obnoxious little creature? insane.

favorite relationship: stanvoeux. see above. actually a very funny and unexpected combo.

favorite headcanon: okay sorry but it's so funny to me that the scene with hickey had people decide he should have a piss kink. it's not my thing but by god he's allowed to have that.