#i work at a car dealership

[transkeiichi]

do boomers just set aside like 30 minutes out of their day to call the number on every single piece of junk mail they receive to tell them not to send anymore

[cheeriochat]

Hmmmm DMC headcannons 3!!!!

This one's a bit wordy

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• Dante and Vergil are the type of twins that when they are close by, are touching in any way possible. Sitting together? Dante is leaning on Vergil. Standing together? Vergil has his arm resting on Dantes shoulder. Walking together? They keep bashing into eachothers side. They can spend time apart (obviously) but when they are close there is always some form of contact.

• Nero felt phantom pains where his hand used to be, but when his arm grew back they kind of just became ordinary pains. He wasn't sure if it was a side affect of growing a whole ass arm back or something but he was happy when they went away.

• I kind of think Kyrie would have depression. I mean she went through a lot and lost her parents and brother but she lived, so I feel like she would have survivors guilt but due to constantly being busy she wouldn't really have the time to process it. It's a sad headcannon but I feel like it just seems right :(((

• On a bit of a lighter note, I feel like Kyrie would have a good support system though. I mean she has Nero obviously, but also I think she would have Lady, Trish and Dante there for her and eventually Vergil too.

• Talking about Trish, Lady and Dante. I feel like Lady and Trish would go shopping Bayonetta 2 style, and have Dante carry all their stuff around. (He gets compensated for his work when they stop at a Cafe and he gets a parfait, although he doesnt mind helping his friends)

• Nero has a huge sweet tooth, but because of the kids, he can't keep anything to satisfy his need for sugar around long enough. Vergil likes to buy him sweet stuff though as a form of peace offering. He's found Nero likes Lemon Sherbets, Sour patch kids, and controversially, Liquorice.

• Vergil likes Hotpot and Shabu Shabu. I don't know, I just feel this in my soul.

• Dante is jealous that Vergil gets a tail and he doesn't. Vergil is jealous Dante's horns are fancier than his. They are both content with the wings that they have. (Also vergil has long skinny fangs with sharp teeth and Dante has wider, stubbier (but still as equally sharp) fangs with more "human" teeth)

[it-begins-with-rain]

I'm just going to stare lovingly at the wad of money in my bank account. Memorize the curves of the 0's, the endearing little comma... I just want to remember what it feels like to hold you...

*sighs, grabs keys, and takes my car to the mechanic for the 75,000 mile maintenance work*

[littlekingbergara]

two weeks ago we had nine cars stolen from my job, last week our major everything software got attacked by hackers and they're still working to recover it so we've been doing everything handwritten since thursday, and today we haven't had power all day so i haven't even been in. which is fine i guess bc i did wake up 45 minutes late for when im supposed to be going in an hour early on account of the handwriting everything.

[strohller27]

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[sidewalk-scrawls]

Oh also, if Sherrod Brown doesn't win reelection in Ohio, I'm going to lose my actual shit

[deathtodickens]

Helena: (whispering in myka's ear) You just say the word, my love.

Myka: (whispering back) Is this your idea of sweet talk?

Helena: (still whispering) I'm certainly excited about the prospect of avenging Leena's unjust murder.

Myka: (sighing) Just... play nice.

Helena: Nice was Leena's job. Abigail's taken it on just fine. Let's hope Artie doesn't murder her, too.

Myka: The Regents agreed, it wasn't him. They agreed that he wasn't himself. They've accepted that.

Helena: And I'm not a Regent. Nor are you. He wasn't himself? He wasn't anybody else either. Leena died by his hand for whatever decisions he made leading to the moment he... did what he did. How can you just..

Myka: (glaring)

Helena: (takes in a deep breath)

Myka: This is the warehouse, Helena. Artifacts do things to people. They play with your mind. We all know that risk. We all take it, every single day. It could have been any one of us. It could be. It has been.

Helena: If he had hurt you...

Myka: I know.

Helena: If he ever does.

Myka: I know.

Silence.

Myka: But I think, for now, we have reached our warehouse homicides quota. Right?

Helena: It doesn't have to be in the warehouse.

Myka: Helena.

Helena: Fine. I won't murder him.

Myka: That's all I'm asking.

Helena: For now.

Myka: I... okay, sure. I'll accept that.

[sidereon-spaceace]

[lesbiansanemi]

What is the point of insurance. I file a claim. They call me. Say they need more information. None of the information is about the actual incident, it’s all stuff they already have on file about my car (make and model, license plate, etc). Oh! They also have to ask if I had a child’s car seat in the car at the time of the incident, because apparently that’s important. And finally after all of this I ask, “so now what? Are you gonna pay for this?” and the lady goes “to be completely honest, it will probably be cheaper for you to find a shop on your own that will do it the cheapest than go through one connected with your insurance because you’re technically at fault for this and will end up paying for it out of pocket most likely because of the way your copay is set up.” HELLO??? HELLO!?!? I’m at fault for someone breaking my window and trying to steal my car???? God fucking dammit I hate insurance why am I PAYING for this every month just for you to not cover anything 😭😭

[trashquisitor-shirozora]

so.

to clear up space/get some funds/cover my increasingly insane bills, i've put up a few things to sell on eBay and also obtained a thermal printer so that I can, among other things, figure out how to sell and ship shit out especially when it comes time to open up the pop-up shop. well I already fucked up with 1) eBay's TOS (one of my listings got flagged and I watched enough law/makeup drama youtubes to know what went wrong), and 2) printing shipping labels with my new thermal printer. wasted a bunch of labels to find out I had to select a label size option that I didn't even fucking know was there so now I'm stuck with a PDF in the absolute wrong size and a regular ol' printer with no ink. man i hope the other listing gets sold soon so that I can do a proper shipping label print test.

one day i'll get things right the first time and not fuck shit up expensively from Day 1.

[threadmonster]

I think a (potentially) generation defining thing is how you feel about the phasing out of internal optical/DVD/CD (however you say it) readers in laptops.

I do not want to have to buy an extra external device that has to be plugged in. That (in my opinion) is way more inconvenient than a laptop that's heavier.

I have plenty of physical media I still want to enjoy! (I also want to collect more before things disappear.) I already own them!! so, I'm sorry, the only way I'm experiencing it digitally is if I can rip it or if I download it by other means.

[reikunrei]

i am… so tired… being sick takes a lot outta you huh

[likesplatterpaint]

Spot the difference. 🍠

As we millennials are wont to say, we did a thing?

[littlekingbergara]

tomorrow is the first episode of pod watcher and it is also my first day of work at my new job so me and watcher are entering our new eras together 🫶

[modern-alebrije]

the dealership said my car was ready for pickup and i jumped with joy

[ssaalexblake]

I heard creepy noises outside again like something was being dragged, and assumed the fox was back wandering around.

Until I heard a car door open and the engine start. Last I checked foxes aren't great at driving.

Ofc now I'm just wondering wtf the people across from me are leaving the house at 3am