#i wish i could make a dndads referance but they are too young

[morning-357]

D&D 1.1

Hiya folks and welcome to Morning working her fist job as a camp counsellor for D&D!!

Detail are below the cut!

Introduction of player characters:

halfling life cleric who makes cookies infused with truth serum

half elf rogue who lost her nobility

elf druid who chucks stones at everyone

gnome rogue who has made a grappling hook

a changeling bard based on taylor swift (the singer, sorry dndads fans)

human artificer who got kicked out of his town for doing experiments with alchemy on people

the plot is that there is a war between two kingdoms and theirs has be DECIMATED. So their king tells them, "Go take my daughter to our enemy any an olive branch/sacrifice!"

The players already are questioning the king but are making so much of a rackus that they are taken outside by the Head Guard. The head guard tries to explain what hey need to do (take the princess safely, don't follow the main road, everyone wants to take the princess so they win the bounty, etc.). The players immediately ignore this and the druid decides to gently pelt this poor guard's face with pebbles.

I should mention that at this time, all six of these children talking over each other in my face. I loved the enthusiasm :)

The head guard gets fed up and drags them along to the... ok, i'm done trying to do this in paragraphs. it's point form time!

meet the princess (steal from her in the process)

the changeling wants to take the princess' identity for unknown reasons

leave in carriage pulled by donkeys (all horses and unicorns of the kingdom are dead. the best heroes? captured. these are truly the last resort of heroes.) and two guards with them

*10 hours later...*

the group is woken up (i forgot the mention they tied the princess' mattress to the top of the carriage so the cleric grandma could sleep) by a loud bang!

turns out the guards have been knocked unconscious and the wheels have been broken so the cleric fixes those while the rest o the party figures out what happens

the rogue shoots and arrow and the druid chucks her... trombone??? into the bush where they hear movement (misses)

the elf noble and bard sneak and find a goblin inspecting these items

they knock the goblin out

when the goblin wakes up, they feed him a cookie

cookie was a 5/10

the team realize this was a distraction

two guards/dudes (?) and their giant owl bear friend have taken the party's donkeys

combat ensues

I don't want to bore with details (and I need sleep) but all I will say is that last we left off, they have nearly killed all three and are about to drop one of the guards from 150ft above the owl bear who is partially frozen. Good on them.

:)