#i will not.

[randamir]

i will not play honkai star rail for aventurine i will not play honkai star rail for aventurine i will not play honkai star rail for bootlicker i will not play honkai star rail for aventu

[tf2fansderogatory]

i am juste a silly beaste who likes projecting onto blorbos from my video games

therefore; mercs therians. thank you

god bless <- has no clue what a therian is (sorry)

[witchblade]

reblogged that only because that description of the synth really made me want to listen to it

[queercoded-disney-villain]

A second irl has hit the blog.

[slutforwings]

"language change is inevitable and while language purism can slow it down theres no stopping it" and "we should stop looking at british or american english as the standard and let deviations be their own standard instead of mistakes" can still go together with me being irked by the regularisation of payed instead of paid. i know its the most human thing out there (overgeneralisation baby!) but i hate it and it stays wrong in my eyes >:(

[amodernpersephone]

i am extremely dehydrated

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[ladyshinga]

[toastbutteregg]

[froody]

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[ramshacklefey]

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.