#i will not tolerate slander on flamigo
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klonoadreams · 2 years ago
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I don’t trust anyone that talks shit about Flamigo, because y’all haven’t seen how weird ACTUAL flamingos are, LIKE...
YOU THINK IT’S JUST A FLAMINGO???
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they eat upside down, and aren’t born with their beaks LIKE THAT, and no one KNOWS why they stand on one leg - which they can do effortlessly.
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Flamigo is just an actual flamingo, but LESS weird, which is SAYING a lot about how weird actual Flamingos are. And I just want to carry one in my arm like a football and just run around with it, even though it is PHYSICALLY taller than me (just a smidge taller than actual flamingos are on average, which is 4ft to 5ft tall)
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FLAMIGO IS A FRIEND AND MI AMIGO!!!!
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