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kevindavidday · 1 year ago

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neil's brain short-circuited the first time matt boyd said 'i love you man'

#have u evwr had a friend see u at ur lowest and go i love u and im proud of u and u don't even have the voice to thank them or say it back #bcs like he's deer in headlights when people are NICE to him #anyway i can get behind andreil not saying ily but matt would tell him he loves him bcz he does #he's being homies abt it but matts like no homo unless u want there to be homo but ily man #and neils like #🧍🧍#but internally he's thinking i'd kill anyone for this man id do anything for him #ykwim? like #neil josten #matt boyd #aftg #tfc

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cashmere-caveman · 7 days ago

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happy tkachuk bowl to all who celebrate

#sens #ottawa senators #god i hope they kill the other team i need a win so bad. LETS GET THAT BLOOD!!!!!! lets also get that 3rd in the atlantic fuck tbl #all my homies hate the tampa bay lightning . all my homies hate any florida hockey team in general thats an affront to nature #hubris of that scale should be punished. why are u playing ICE HOCKEY in the fucking TROPICS #also i need g to win this for ego reasons that fugly team w their horrible ice never treasured u #id in alt #cavetext

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tamagotchikgs · 1 month ago

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zil pls i am trying 2 see

#u cant see it but im in a dragon fight rn #which btw goes agaisnt my morals i feel very bad about this i domt want 2 kill her.. but finishing quest.... a .g..#i sided w the cultists in the first game n i think the fact the dragon was just homies w them n me was very cool i think #i did have to put leliana away so she wouldnt kill me for it she was my gf HAJAJ

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absolutelynotsanebaby · 4 months ago

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Kai and Jay were foul for making ghost jokes at Cole literally like a day after he died

#imagine u die and ur homies start cracking jokes at u. i think id cry #or kill someone #blah blah

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enha-stars · 9 months ago

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HANA I NEED YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING!!!!!! HOW DOES THIS LOOK??? 👀👀👀

KAYLAAA OF COURSE.

how… how does it look—

IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOVE IN THE WASTELAND???? JONGSEONG???

the blond haired the reds the pinks the fonts it’s all so beautiful i’m obsessed with it. the slight hazy/glitch on Love In???? UR SICK AND TWISTED

i’m not gonna survive this. you’ve gone and shot me.

#user alvojake is tryna kill enha-stars #spread the word #KAYLA??? BWAT RHE FUCK IS RHIS #AJNSJABSJANANA #PLS IM SO HONOURED U ASKED FOR MY OPINION #BUT HOMY FUCK FID I HAVE A HEATT ATTACK #i’m so not ready #you’re too talented #bro how’d you make your banners #TELL A SHAWTY BRO #kayla!#enha!asks #i love you

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prettyinpunk · 1 year ago

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the way you skulk 'round the house...

ART #2 FOR HER INCREDIBLE FIC AND(early) BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MY ☀️ @killedbythegroove (1/3)

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cheezduoz · 2 years ago

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he made it easy

#fruit salad #i got reincarnated into a bl dating sim #theme song for this pic is easy troye sivan except its not about cheating its about killing with the homies #i feel like i didnt execute this the way i wanted bc the idea should be that mc doesnt know whats happening #until its too late #sorry tsun kun! i love u and u are so cute when u die <3 #latte art

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villalunae · 1 year ago

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"the us is not a christian nation" says who. george washington?? thomas jefferson??? bilbo baggins?? u mean the bitches who u say we shouldnt care abt just cuz they wrote the constitution back in ye old swagless white boy days and their opinions dont matter to us anymore. u mean those bitches. and ur gonna believe their little dumb bitch asses when they say "the us is not a christian nation" Boy Do You Know What Bias Looks Like Cause Im Boutta Woop You With It

#personal #sorry this is such one of those stupid topics #like ofc its a christian nation shut up. shut uppp. those old dusty bitches can say ''no were not!!! were secular!! we swear!!'' all they #want ok but look me in the eye. look at me. ur gonna believe them when they say that. what other shit can come outta their mouth #that youll believe huh. tj said he didnt rape that woman u gonna believe him? u gonna believe washington didnt Like slavery #just cuz he said to release all his slaves after he died???#u gonna believe famous white guy hamilton when he said all women are queens and then had a whole affair. two if u count angie.#like homies idk how to impress upon you that The Words Of Old White Men Do Not Mean Shit #just cuz they said ''oh slavery is wrong!'' does not mean they did jack all abt it when they wrote the constitution #just like it dont mean shit all when they said ''we're not a christian nation'' HOMIE WHATS THE FIRST GD SENTENCE OF THE DOI #LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND READ THAT ALOUD TO ME HOMIE. ''THE US IS NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION'' SHUT UP YOU ARE SO STUPID #GOD BLESS AMERICA ETC ETC. SHUT UPPPP #''tj was agnostic he didnt believe in god'' homie had so many bibles that he could cut and paste what he liked outta one #and put it in a journal. mind you the bible is double sided pages. he had to have at least two of those he could fuck with like that #get outta my SIGHT dont MENTION those bitches around me i will KILL YOU #anyway. lauras bi-annual I Know More Than You Abt American History post

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baylardian-1 · 2 years ago

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Ooooooooooo any plans for a Suder bunny in your new AU? :D

SO LIKE Im not Oppooooosed to the idea of doing a Suder bunny per se. Where my issue stems with Suder is that killing crewmates is a little malevolent of an act for rabbits in how like, trivial Suder plays it off as being in the episode. And the author of Watership Down described this idea that rabbits don’t think or act maliciously against one another with yknow devious intentions and all that; Woundwort being the exception,,, where like at least how I interpreted the novel as going against the idea of fearing elil and being cunning to escape death, he was a survivalist by nature and would stand his ground against foes and all that blah blah blah. And like i gotta be a LITTLE selective of the populous cuz the larger their numbers the weirder it gets to see a huge mass of homeless bunnies. 🤔 also becomes difficult considering he becomes a prisoner stuck in a room for all of voyager,,,,,, but i hecking LOVE the idea of Tuvok bunny arguing with Janeway bunny over killing/sparing him,,,,,,,, VERY TASTY,,,,,,,,

#itd be one id have to REALLY sit on to work around compliance issues with WD lol #i love the idea of a needlessly viscious rabbit in their ranks #and hes involved in the kazon plot where id had ideas of doing seska hmmmmm #MUCH TO PONDER #maybe hed have killed like a little animal friend of theirs #and tuvok bunnys like homie Were Next lol KILL HIM FIRST #like abnormalities obviously happen #i guess im just thinking about needing to make a warren rabbit for the sake of suder killing him lol #sorry if u wanted art BUNNYS ARE HARD TO DRAW 😭👌#Ask #Watership Down #Lon Suder #AU #Star Trek: Voyager

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panb1mbo · 23 days ago

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mastering the art of learning to shut the fuck up

#i'm on my last essay draft the end is n e a r #i hope fuck #''have u looked at any midwifery programs yet?'' homie i am trying not to kill myself before i finish this program #but i fantasize about it when i have the brainpower lol #am i speaking abt suicide or my educational + career goals? we c

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tittysuckersworld · 4 months ago

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vent tw, if you have depression please please just dont interact-

#ok so. to preface this for anyone with depression going past this point. im not gonna be nice. this isnt about you #this isnt about you in particular or how your secretly constantly a burden to everyone you love or how you just cant get it right #its not about having to deal with a person with depression but more how the social climate has made it so its so hard to deal with every #thing. thats all. if you read more do not blame me for feeling bad.#that was your only and last warning #okay so! now that hopefully all my homies with depression out there are ok- it is hard being surrounded by people with depression #sorry like. i am the only one in my imediate family without depression. and its. its hard a lot #like i care so much about these people and yet i cant help them because their either sad or tired or angry or numb most of the time #and i cant do anything. i cant do anything at all. and thats fucked!!!!! i think. sorry i am not one for curing mental illness but i really #really wish there was just a cure for depression so the people i care about could be happy and have energy and be ok #i dont want to constantly worry in the back of my head if what ill say next will lead them to going quiet and sad #or worry about how a few too many wrong moves and a hard time could push them off the edge. i know it wont happen.#but i worry about it constantly especially with the political climate #and i care for them so much and i just wish they could feel happy most of the time. just more than half is enough. more than half #gosh its gotten to the point a sertain tone of voice or someone saying their tired can make me feel bad #like bad enough i need to leave the room and go cry. everyone is alwase tired and i dont know what to do #i feel like a little kid being so sensitive by others emotions- but i cant help it. i cant help it when im surrounded #again this isnt a bash against anyone with depression. this is a bash against depression because of all the pain its given my loved ones #if i could fight depression as a just. thing i would mawl it alive. tooth and nail til all that was left was either bones. cartalige.#blood and flesh that hadent somehow made it into my stomach. and id keep it alive for a long as i could as i killed it #it would suffer 10 times the amount its made others suffer if i could. i can be a cruel bitch and i will if i ever got the chance.#and u h ya! sorry lil bit of silly moment i am just. sick of the tired. if i could id honestly never hear the phrase im tired again

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deadtower · 6 months ago

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nobody wants to donate to you to see how to get hired, anybody who matters is donating to Palestinian fundraisers so they can avoid being slaughtered you zionist cunt

you do realize it’s a guide i have for sale and not me asking for donations, right

#Anonymous #not even remarking on the zionist thing bc what low hanging fruit. u tell people u dont want jews killed and suddenly ur a raging zionist #this isnt even a thinly veiled ‘when i say jews i mean israelis and am trying to slip it under the radar’ thing either #would’ve deleted this tbh but the thought that im asking for $3 donations when i havent posted a dono post in literally a year is hilarious #you dont want the guide… dont buy it homie idk what to tell you #anyway… ok. keep donating to palestinian fundraisers i didnt tell u not to. i think it’s good. like. what even is the problem here hfgdha

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jrwiyuri · 11 months ago

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Corpse pile!!

#jrwilb #why is homie sad this seems like a fun day to me #<- sorry #his entire trauma being upsetting is cancelled out by me thinking it sounds cool as hell and I wish I was him #like sorry u killed ur entire family.. becoming beastly and tearing flesh off of people sounds awesome tho so idk be more grestful xoxo

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loverboybitch · 1 year ago

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fall is almost here...autumn. is. arriving..emotional..//.

#imjustsittinghere #hoodie era...#feeling...............emotional....................#on one hand.. i love fall.. i love fall fashion i love the way autumn smells and how the sunset looks #and not even the sunset but just like what 4 oclock in september looks like..#sat at the park the other day to knit and it was just that perfect colour out like light literally looks different in the fall and i love i #on the other hand... kinda lonely (cringe)#saw death grips with three of my bestest friends yesterday and had a really good time but then i had to go home #driving to the venue then smoking weed in the parking lot n tuck was like u know i love how i can hang with any of u three #after any amount of time and its like literally nothing has changed #<3 :')))))))))))))))) so real #i see aidan like a couple times a year and everytime im like man i love talking to him hes so cool #see tuck like the same amount tbh and everytime he does his stupid loud laugh at something i say my heart grows 800 times the size #(said id been listening to ICP lowkey and didnt even get to finish my sentence mfers laughed so hard)#(its cause im buying pants with an ICP patch on them) anyway stupid fkers i love them #ryan too my absolute homie but im going to kill him....has to move out of his apartment thats down the street from me next month..crying #have treasured having him near so much do not know what i am going to do #have been saying this for 800 years but need everyone i love to live within a quarter mile of me for REAL .. like come here ....#hope things work out for him.. those other two fkers.. both mentioned moving to tdot soon maybe like u fucking better i miss yall #anyway does anyone want to sit on my floor with me #sap vulnerable post over i simply love the homies n wish the people i love were nearer to me #11:11 and i am wishing for sometimes to have a little bit more company <3

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lqfiles · 10 months ago

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PAY THE PRICE — smau

after getting evicted out of your old place, you're left with no other choice but to look for a cheaper alternative. which is how you end up becoming neighbours with lee haechan, who has a passion for music and disturbing whatever peace and quiet there is.

or in which you found yourself a very nice apartment, the only issue? your neighbour is your friend's somewhat ex-situationship who won't stop playing his guitar at 2 am in the night.

neighbour!haechan x fem!reader

genre ; enemies to lovers, angst, fluff, probably slow burn, humour, neighbours au.

extras ; haechan is kinda an asshole | boy next door + likes everyone but you trope-ish | profanity and death jokes because they’re silly! | probably romantic tension | some mark x reader here and there | renjun and jaemin having their own e2bffs moment | probably inaccurate depiction of how someone would get evicted pls don’t shoot me 😅

notes ; i love haechan i love haechan i love haechan i love haechan i love haechan i love haechan i love haechan i love haechan <333 idk i got nothing better to do now so i’ll just start this because i know i won’t be posting any of the other long fic wips any time soon 😭

PLAYLIST ; She , Tyler The Creator — For The Night , Chloe Bailey — IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU , Bktherula — Surprise , Chloe Bailey — I Wanna Be down , Brandy — Suite Life , FLO �� Is It A Crime? , No Guidnce — Round&Round , NCT U .

STATUS ; ongoing and hopefully regular updates.

profiles (1) profiles (2)

intro

1 ) jaehyun’s trophy wife

2 ) free cookies (not really)

3 ) midnight disturbance

4 ) attempted murder?

5 ) THIS IS FAMILY

6 ) haechan’s second identity

7 ) kiss buddies and useless complaints

8 ) critically acclaimed idgaf veteran

9 ) founders keepers..?

10 ) yangyang’s new interest (y/n)

11 ) a late welcome party

12 ) invest in a cage jaemin

13 ) cat fight (REAL)

14 ) the cure to a lack of sleep = cup pong

15 ) who said quiet guys can’t be freaky?

16 ) you got a girlfriend?

17 ) i DO have a girlfriend

18 ) this is life, i love life..

19 ) nah. they fucking.

20 ) let’s play apex?

21 ) whole house mad

22 ) drunken regrets

23 ) he’s got to be fucking with me..

24 ) a sincere apology letter (kinda)

25 ) are we cool or not?

26 ) we’re good (for real)

27 ) a personal guitar lesson

28 ) LIVE TWEETING YNHAE MOMENTS

29 ) a moment of vulnerability

30 ) friendly q&a between friends

31 ) that’s strange.. that’s weird..

32 ) solution to job loss = family guy (???)

33 ) what has jaehyun done for society?

34 ) ynhae bonding activity hours

35 ) an unwanted double date with yangyang

36 ) an overwhelming realisation

37 ) the universe can kill itself

38 ) a “what are we” conversation

39 ) i got that hair too, kinda

40 ) reviewing haechan’s tweet and new issues

41 ) diagnosed with the crush disease

42 ) putting your satisfaction first

43 ) some girl talk with mark.. this diva..

44 ) girls day gone WRONG

45 ) homies before hoemies

46 ) #BringBackGenderNorms2024

47 ) no one but us

48 ) the words of the DEVIL

49 ) remove the fake from life

50 ) y/n and jaemin would’ve loved this

51 ) you’re a queen and he’s just.. there

52 ) we are sooooo fixing this

53 ) spiritual connection attempts

54 ) satanic mind manipulation

55 ) cucklord

56 ) when you kinda gaf

57 ) when you been thuggin it out for so long

58 ) a second try

59 ) be careful who you call OOMF

TBA . . .

BONUS:

TBA . . .

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d3stinyist1red · 6 months ago

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ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴀɢᴀᴍɪ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Yan light who met you in highschool, the last year

Yan light who becomes your study partner, helping u and ur dumb lil brain

Yan light who starts realizing how cute you were, but never had a crush on u (he did he just never wanted to admit it)

Yan light who now has a crush on you after him trying to convince himself that you're not his type,

Yan light who now helps you with more than studying, whenever you don't have a pencil, he'll give it to you eagerly, whenever you want something from Amazon but your too broke, he'll buy it for you, whenever your too lazy to work on assignments, you call him and he'll let you copy

Yan light who is now your friend rather than study buddie

Yan light who sits with you during lunch, not bothering to hang out with his other popular friends, telling you that he prefers you

Yan light who stares at you during class, thinking of all the things you could do to him before shaking his head, and covering his blushing face

Yan light who convinces his sister that you're his gf, and that's why you keep coming over to his house.

Yan light who now is by your side 24/7, walking you to classes, holding your backpack for you as you ramble about the girl u don't fw, walking you home, and more

Yan light whose house you go to for a study session, but you knew it was just gonna turn out to you rambling about drama as he watched you with heart eyes, hand on your thigh

Yan light who convinces you to stay over, saying "N/n, it's too dark out, just stay here yeah?"

Yan light who you ask "Light, where am I gonna sleep?"

Yan light who smiles, and says "In my bed, where else, sweetheart?" As if it was the most obvious thing in the world

Yan light who cuddles you throughout the night, arms around your waist as he whines when you try to pull away from him

Yan light who now tells you to go to the college he's going to, giving you puppy dog eyes as you refuse

"Sweetheart, come into the college I'm going to, you don't wanna be separated do you?"

"Honey, what do you mean your too dumb? Just copy off me, my love."

Yan light who makes you go to his college, smiling at you when you finally tell him "Fine, I'll go to your college."

Yan light who now barely lets you go to your own house, "Am I not good enough for you, love?" He asks with tears in his eyes like bro I just asked u if I could go home

Yan light who cooks and cleans for you, "Honey, do you want me to make you some pasta for tonight?" He saids all giggly, his sister just gags in disgust bc why is her rat brother acting like a middle school girl in love

Yan light who is literally 3 seconds away from smashing the TV in his room because your busy playing GTA rather than him, he's literally half naked, wanting you to touch him and your playing GTA tryna run from the cops?! How dare you, just watch, he'll get rid of that fucking ga-

"hey wife, can ya bring me my water?" You ask, you gave him a glance making him perk up, knowing that if u called him wife, he'll do anything for u

"Okay! ♡" What was he thinking about again?

Yan light who finally got the death note, and told you "If you fucking even look at someone else other than me, I'll kill them."

"wife, you barely even let me see my own family"

Yan light who Misa finally meets up with

"Light! I'm your classmate, and you dropped this book!" Misa said, showing the book as light makes her follow her to his room. You were inside the room, playing rock paper scissors with ryuk the homie

Oh yeah that lil bitch light showed you the death note and practically said he'll rip anyone's skull if they even bother to look in your direction, genuinely u weren't even shocked bc ur wife was just like that fr fr but anyway now ur homies with ryuk

They both walked into the room, and Misa was quick to glare at you. 'Light is my love, and I am his so why is this homewrecker all up in his bed like that!' was her train of thought, ready to launch at you before seeing Lights dark glare on here

"Don't even fucking think about it, now why are you here?"

They talked and Misa told him if he dated anyone but her, she'll kill them.

"thats...too bad, I'm already y/ns wife"

Yan light who is your wife that kills anyone who gets between you both <333

GUYS LOWKEY IMMA MAKE A YAN DEATH NOTE AND YAN JOJO BIZAREE ADVENTURE STORY ON MY WATTPAD LOLOLO

YAN TOWN, YAN MC DONALDS WORKER, YAN CELEBRITY, AND MORE COMING OUT SOONOJFBYUSDYUHjn

HOPE YALL LIKED THIS ONE I LITERALLY WAS HALF ASLEEP

#yandere x darling #yandere x reader #yanderemalexreader #yandere boyfriend #yandere male #soft yandere #yandere #tw yandere #clingy yandere #malexreader #yandere light yagami #light yagami x reader #light yagami #death note #destinys worksss<333

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