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lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar · 1 year

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#showaddywaddy #multiplication #theee ennnd #this is actually very fun to jsut sit and watch the first four gifs loop repeatedly when the timing for all of them are off #it's like playing whack a mole except it's dave and you're not whacking him #nobody is allowed to whack him #ever #i will fight anybody that tries #(except that one interview where malcolm whacked him on the back of the head with his hand but that was just playful goofing)#(i will not fight malcolm and i will fight anybody that tries to fight him)#(except al when he fights him to be the king of the jive)#(i will not fight al and i will fight anybody that tries to fight him)#(except malc- okay you know what this could go on all day)#showaddywaddy gifs

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novelconcepts · 4 months

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The more the show progresses, the more I want to see the 90s cast infiltrating the modern timeline. We've gotten hints of it with Shauna and her younger self, her Jackie hauntings. We've gotten a little more with adult Lottie seeing teenage Nat (and Laura Lee), and with Natalie getting teenage Lottie in her final moments. I want more. I want the teen cast to be absolutely invasive on pivotal adult moments, infecting their adult counterparts when least expected. I want Taissa's argument with Van to dissolve into their teenage selves, their bond endless and timeless and inescapable. I want Misty absolutely wrecked by young Natalie lurking around corners, watching from mirrors. I want to see these women unable to navigate adulthood without the specters of their teenage selves cropping up absolutely everywhere, more and more as they let the memories in, as they stop being able to repress the trauma. They didn't grow up. They never could. You are always doomed to regress around your high school teammates. You are haunted by the phantom elements of your misspent youth. It is a comfort, and it is a gift, and it is a trial, and it is a curse. I would love to see that reflected with greater intensity, until the lines blur, until the timelines have no choice but to intersect. They haven't escaped themselves at all. They didn't grow up. They just got older.

#yellowjackets #yj meta #yj theories #i love the moments of younger cast popping up in the modern timeline so fucking much #i am truly obsessed with the idea that they look at one another and they see the girls from the woods #they don't see the adult versions at all. they don't see adults in the mirror either #the older i get the more i feel like i'm 10 or 15 or 20 in a body that keeps outwardly aging #and if that's going to hit anybody it's going to be these people who have never been able to leave the hell of their adolescence behind #give me hewson and savoy brown popping up in the middle of a taivan fight (or makeout. i ain't picky).#give me thatcher continuing to appear to lottie and to misty in moments of duress #give me nelisse staring shauna down as she tries to backpedal into suburbia #haunt! these! women! haunt them GOOD #(also outside of narrative purposes it would be so fun to see the dual roles intersect. actors playing the same character getting #to play together. scenes where they blend. it would be satisfying in so many ways. i yearn.)

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asteria7fics · 4 months

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I'm not gonna spoil anything from the special, but just know.

Freckled Kyle truthers have won.

#ANYONE THAT TRIED TO FIGHT ME CAN LITERALLY SUCK MY BALLS AAAAHAHAHA #im riding high that special was so fucking good you guys #dont let anybody tell you otherwise #i love it here #STRAIGHT FROM THE FAT KIDS MOUTH TO AAAAH #okay im sorry im done #NO IM NOT AHAHAHAHA #I WIN!!! IM THE ONE WHO WINS!!!#i should be sleeping oh god #south park #spoilers #the end of obesity

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 year

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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

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msnihilist · 4 months

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Zak in Season 1:

Zak in Season 2:

#the secret saturdays #zak saturday #my poor boy he really went from--#''i love my cool family so much :D'' to ''if everyone thinks i'm destined for evil i don't know why i should fight it anymore''#''do i look like i'm allowed to be normal?''#''they called you a monster too! that's what people do when they're scared of something they don't understand''#''all i've ever tried to be is the good guy! i'm trying! i never wanted to hurt anybody!''#''look at what happened to my own family... then tell me again how i'm not the bad guy''

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gh-0-stcup · 5 months

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My thing is that I just do not trust a single person who was involved in the show. It just seems like a lot of PR to fix their image and foster sympathy/goodwill/interest.

#i haven't seen compelling evidence that anybody actually tried to fight for canon (and reciprocated) destiel #just admissions that they played into the subtext #(which we already knew - that's why spn's been considered a prime example of queerbaiting since like 2011)#and non-committal statements about the pairing being compelling #edlund seemed to specifically say he wasn't censored/forced to rework due to the gay #yeah misha said the cw's homophobic and suggested the network was the barrier #but at least half of what comes out of misha's mouth is bullshit #like he also said they tried to pay him to stay bisexual #and as a result there's now a bunch of support being tossed out to the writers and some fans are talking about them like they're heroes #who valliantly fought against a homophobic network and were totally going to make dean and cas a couple #but were foiled by said network which is why the show ended with the gays being buried yet again #you see in the secret unreleased version...#and if we just let jensen make another season he won't let us down because of xyz vague statements #nevermind that he made a new show where cas was also never mentioned - cw censorship #nevermind the straightwashed version of soldier boy he's playing - that's kripke's fault #nevermind the statements he's made in the past about destiel and dean's sexuality - he's changed his mind #you can tell because he's said it's okay for fans to have their own interpretations about the series #idk maybe i'm too cynical and i'm being unfair #there's just too much vagueness from pretty much everybody for me to put faith in their intentions #especially if they are seriously considering attempting to revive the series - this sort of thing is great for drumming up interest #the writers being censored by homophobic execs is a familiar narrative ofc - but i don't see anything solid to suggest this is what happened #and it's not like there weren't queer relationships on tv when spn was airing - the show ended in 2020 #it isn't even like there weren't queer relationships shown on the cw during spn's run - there were more than a few #i just have so many questions #spn #destiel

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corvigae · 27 days

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I NEED to just suck it up and get over my fear of the last fight to finally finish my Honor Mode before Patch 7 drops but I am still just. SO incredibly fucking scared of massively fumbling it at the very end and losing my run at the finish line

#if anybody has any links to good tips strategies and walkthroughs for the netherbrain fight on honor mode PLEASE share them #bc i've tried searching and haven't found any #'oohhh but why do you have to do it before patch 7??' bc i have some mods and i need it to not break my shit #they're pretty much all cosmetic but still i need the script extender in order to allow achievements #and also the modfixer mod #and with the new patch i wanna remove all my current mods and start fresh with the official tools #so that i don't have to worry abt them breaking anymore #personal grumblings

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patchouliwizard · 29 days

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not me getting followed by a crackhead all the way back to my job bc i decided to walk to get coffee for once 🙈🙈🙈

#girl.txt #in the middle of the day on the busiest road in a very generally chill town where there’s not normally anybody actively tweaking zombie #walking around until after 11 at night i wasn’t ready!!!#and then he tried to start a fight with my coworker in the parking lot after??

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cowboy-robooty · 10 months

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BRUH ALMOST SHAT MY PANTS I TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS AND MY NIGHTLIGHT DIDNT TURN ON. SCARIEST SHIT OF MY LIFE

#yes im a grown man who sleeps with a nightlight still #what if the boogeyman gets me #unironically thats why i feel really relieved when i walk at night and see Anybody #i be walking at night alone through a dark ass parking lot with only a single person around in a hoodie and feel intense relief #because what scares me when walking at night is the threat of encountering a ghoul #because like if someone tries to kill me i can fight them idgaf itll fuck my schedule up but its whatever #BUT IF A GHOUL FIGHTS ME OR I SEE SOMETHING I WASNT SUPPOSED TO SEE (supernatural)?#TF IMMA DO #IM FUCKED!!!!!#IM NOT WINNING AGAINST A SCARY ENTITY I DONT KNOW THEIR STATS I DONT KNOW THEIR BEHAVIORS AAAUGUGWJJSE #SO SCARED #IM SO FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT ENCOUNTER THAT OH MY GOD #have to stop talking abt it im making myself scared rn jesus fucking christ #thank god my nightlight didnt break tho lol just needed a bump to work

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vagabondfromkanto · 7 months

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//I've noticed that most people have a rule about godmodding and/or powermodding in their rules. Decided I also need one, with a twist.

The twist being "My muse's canon main superpower as per the finale is the power of endless 'NO U' and I will not hesitate to use it if you start bullshitting" ✨

#//me when normal roleplay: oh yeah she can totally get her ass kicked lol #//I'm good with tuning KlK's craziness down to make it more fun for everyone! me included! I like giving her human-ish limits!#//you can even get her on the death's door provided I'm aware that's what we're doing!#//however me if anybody tries to pull a 'and then I kill ya 'cause I'm stronger >:3':#//nu-uh it's actually a huge plot point that every time a bitch tries Ryuko turns into an absurd powers generator on pure spite. so no.#//honestly that's very in character - have weaknesses and shit until your bitch of a mum starts godmodding.#//then get pissed off and overpowered. suddenly remember to have weaknesses and deal with the fallout later.#-: ✧ :-゜・．(;ooc) 「„out of fibers“」#//don't mind me I've just been thinking a lot about how the concept of overpowered muses relates to KlK's batshit plot #//speaking of which if anyone ever wants to play the crazy Trigger abusrd bullshit fight on purpose that's. an option too

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dutybcrne · 10 months

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It’s always so fun to explore genderbends for how the story gets affected

#//Yes; this is abt me mulling over Fem!Kaveh again jdnfnf #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//Like #//Make hkvh both gals and ofc; it’s basically the same. but Yuri #//Which for me personally? I find it Good Shit. Always love a good wlw; ESP with their dynamic #//Plus it’d make the whole of the archon quest so much funnier/better for me for various reason djbfb #//Then the mixed ones is so good too!#//Fem!Haitham & Kaveh? Girlboss and sad wet cat man #//Fem!Kaveh and Haitham? Girlfailure and Unbothered King #//In both of those cases; Kaveh having an Extra incentive to keep their cohabitation a secret #//In the first; bc he won’t want anyone talking bad abt Haitham bc he’s living with her #//Won’t allow it; Refuses to increase the chance for any rumors to bother her. Would FIGHT if anybody talks smack #//Even if she prolly doesn’t Care abt any rumors anyways. he’s Deffo head over heels partly bc of that side of her #//And bc she’s just so Cool. Strong stoic lady; badass in all she does. always has been; always will be. how can he NOT admire her?#//Deffo buys her unprompted gifts in gratitude & they bicker over his mora use lol. he deffo complains less over the housework #//Instead; takes over more of it so she can focus on her duties and have more free time for herself; out of personal feelings #//with Fem!Kav? Kav is worried abt her AND his rep. She’s already in debt and in a mess as Is #//But roping Haitham into the mess of the rumors and what could result from them? She worries how he’d react #//Either favorably or not. Bc that is a Lot to deal with either way #//Doesn’t know if it’s be worse for him to kick her out over them. bc she’d DIE if he tried ‘taking responsibility’ otherwise hfbfb #//Esp since he takes care of a Lot for her as IS. It’s embarrassing depending on him so much; feels it’d only make him resent her in the en #//It embarrasing in every version; tbh; but Fem!Kav would find it more frustrating in particular #//Esp depending on her needs and how the clients treat her. Op; that’s going into a Serious topic #//Ahhh; but that’s PART of the charm of the gender ends and stuff!#//Prolly not for a little post like this tho nfnf. Better save THAT for a verse write up #//Which there WILL be; mark my words; bc Fem!Kaveh has a GRIP on me #//Her and other lil bends my brain has been toying with hdbdbdb

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sleepdepravity · 1 year

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ALSO speaking of Umineko I recently finished it and I would like to know who your favorite characters from it are

haha, nice, i hope you enjoyed it!

hm...it's been a while, to be honest, don't know if I can answer this well, but I remember liking George...I sort of end up liking a lot of mild guys I think. Beatrice is great of course. So is Battler because even if he's a sucker, by virtue of being the protag he gets to show off some smarts and i appreciate that in a character. amongst the adults I think I liked Eva and Hideyoshi. And maybe Natsuhi?? I feel like I would've liked Kyrie more if she had some more focus, but I think she never really got a lot going on. I cried over Maria the most. I preferred Lambdadelta over Bernkastel.

#ask #spectershaped #'i don't think i remember my favorite characters' *proceeds to list like ten characters*#the thing about certain media is like. sometimes i have a hard time choosing a favorite character?#because sometimes it's more of the story than anything else #so i end up being sort of wishy washy about picking out specific guys #because it's like 'well i can't say i feel that strongly about anybody'#i think umineko sort of almost falls into that. but yeah you know what.#i guess george is my favorite #i'm basing this partially off the fact that when i tried playing the umineko fighting game #i immediately went to choose george as my main guy #umineko no naku koro ni

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aries-in-wonderland · 1 year

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I watched my first Aussie Open match like two months ago and not a day has gone by since that I haven’t thought at least once about Mark Davis absolute dump truck ass

#mark davis #aussie open #dumpzilla #he has the definitive best ass in wrestling #like wrestlings got a lot of good asses #many people tied for second #but I will fight anybody that tries to say Davis isn’t number one

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hiilybemyfriendpls · 2 years

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Relatable moment when you try really hard to think of an art idea for a concept you really like and all you can think is

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trashbaget · 1 year

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#yknow this has easily been the worst year of my life i think #i can confidently say this has been the most isolating painful and shit lucked year of all 21 i’ve had (and ive had some fucking bad ones)#i was finally fucking getting somewhere with my life and then it all just flipped on me and suddenly everything was just worst case scenario #i was out of my toxic home situation and doing well in school and i made so many great friendships i really thought were set to last and i #had PLANS!!! i had plans dammit!!!! i was gonna get out of my hometown i hate and be on my own #i was gonna graduate i was gonna focus on myself i was gonna be happy #I WAS GONNA BE FUCKING HAPPY GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!#and ive lost all of that #i had to drop out of school because my mental health has never been worse #i couldnt get a job #my mental health tanked because i couldn’t get a job and i didn’t know how i was gonna pay for my apartment while i was a full time student #and i couldn’t get a job #i couldn’t afford to keep my apartment because i didn’t have student loans to pay rent with because i dropped out #and i couldnt get a job #i lost all my friends because they all started fighting with each other and i dont even know why because nobody was talking to anybody about #anythinf and especially not me because they stopped feeling close to me and didnt try to keep in touch #and now that ive had to move across the state ive lost any meaningful connection with the one or two who actually tried now and then #i’m in another toxic household situation that i desperately need to get out of #my relative who was going to get a place with me so we could both get out of our situations is backing out on our plan so im stuck here #i still can’t get a fucking job!!!!#i can’t even drive and there’s no public transport here so i cant even go anywhere #and realistically how would i get to a job if i could even get one??#i have no friends out here because my only friend from home just moved away when i moved back and cant drive #(yet!! the fact that she’s gonna get her license soon so we can get together soon is my saving fucking grace)#i am so so fucking lonely #i am so so fucking tired #i am so so fucking scared i’m gonna lose it completely before anything gets better #GOD I WANT MY FUCKING LIFE BACK!!!!!!!!#i am nothing but a square foot shelf and a hamper. an air mattress that sinks to the hard floor after an hour.#i can’t make my bed and lay in it because it gets tucked into a closet every morning

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headspace-hotel · 26 days

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AI art and text generation actually had something good going on there for a bit when it was still freakish and garbled and completely distinct from any art a human would make

I still have huge lists of stuff generated by InferKit, mostly useless funny junk, some that could be a creative resource.

This was before most people thought negatively of using AI for creative projects, cause at this stage it was just. The Incoherent Nonsense Maker.

does anybody remember that blog post about the ai trained to name paint colors. it was like. YEARS ago. well before image generation was even a thing at all. does anyone remember Clardic Fug. Burf Pink. Stummy Brown. I tried to find it again the other day and I couldn't and I was so devastated because the first time I saw it I had never laughed so hard in my entire existence on earth. I was bleating desperately trying to breathe like i was fighting for my life.

#random

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