#i will do my solo part to end paparazzi as a consumer the same way i do with amazon.
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I actively try to forget celebrity knowledge. Who are they? Don't know. Oh they're dating someone? I don't care. Their sexuality? What, am I marrying them? Their interests? I simply do not see.
#nia post#i will NOT become obsessed with another human person from the internet again#it also feels soooo slipery slope to meee#why should i follow them on insta? we arnt friends#yeah if i enjoy their preformance ill do that#its wierd to me when people go to panels and ask personal stuff. like. no! tell me about your acting process!#how did this job vary from stage/screen? fun set piece? favorite costume piece?#i think the more i see people get really really into celebrities and the way that affects them the more i stick my head in the sand#out of respect. yknow?#why should i care that... uhhh who's a celeb? natalie portman took her kid trick or treating or whatever the heck#i will do my solo part to end paparazzi as a consumer the same way i do with amazon.#anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk#ive been thinking about this for a while#i think esp bc i WAS like that. i did follow real people and speculate ln their real lives and wonder ehat they were like as a friend#and it makes me feel super squidgy now#i also want to do my part to end famous people culture where folks are famous for being famous. not for being good at their jobs
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Chapter Eight: A Whole New World
Forever? Masterlist
16th January 2017 “Harry what do I wear?” Ashley asked her best friend bluntly from the other end of the phone as she riffled through her chaotically messy wardrobe.
“You woke me up at five in the morning to ask me what you should wear? I thought something serious had happened.” Harry mumbled, his head resting comfortably on his pillow.
“Harry this is a very important day, I need to look the part.”
“Ash, you do know it’s radio, no one is going to see you.” Harry assured her, “But if you want my advice, wear the red roll neck jumper, with those ripped black jeans and Doc Martens.”
“I knew I could count on you Harry.” she sighed.
“I hope it goes well today love.”
“So do I,” she sighed, before proceeding to hang up the phone.
The tube was eerily quiet compared to Ashley’s usual journey to work, when she worked in the office her shift was 8 till 4, meaning hitting rush hour was inevitable, but getting to work for before 6AM meant an early tube, dropping Daisy off at the childminders on the way. Ashley was grateful that her journey was now somewhat more bearable, even despite the early wake up time, the only other commuters were those travelling in to the city for early starting jobs, and the people who had got drunk the night before and had spent the whole night asleep, travelling the whole length of the northern line. She hurried through the empty tube station, making sure not to be late. In an attempt to make a good impression on her fellow colleagues she stopped off at a nearby bakery that had just opened for the early morning rush, picking up a variation of croissants, pastries and donuts.
Ashley hadn’t felt intimidated by the Capital FM offices since the day she started the internship, she hurried through, most desks were empty as the majority of people didn’t start work until what was deemed a more ‘sociable’ hour of the day. “Morning Ash, how are you feeling?” Roman greeted her as she entered the office kitchen, placing the box of pastries on the side, and continuing to make herself a cup of tea.
“Nervous, but in a good way I guess,” Ashley told him, taking a bite on a pain au chocolat.
“You’re going to be great, I’ll make sure to ease you into it, I’ll introduce you and you can talk as and when you feel comfortable, there’s no pressure, I promise.” Roman assured her, picking a croissant from the box, “The big bosses have also said can we call you Ash when we are on air? Something about coming across as more relatable.”
“Sure, everyone I’m close to calls me that anyway, I mean you’ve called me that ever since I have worked here.”
“That’s great, you have about fifteen minutes to sort yourself out before we go live,” He explained.
“Alright Ro, cheers,”
“Good morning, you are listening to the Capital Breakfast show on a wonderful, yet slightly murky Monday morning, with me Roman Kemp, and for the first time, my new co-host Ash Hanson.” Roman chimed, resulting in cheers and woops from the producers and tech team who were present in the studio, “Ash, I’ll let you introduce yourself.”
“I’m Ash. I've worked at capital for about a year now. I'm originally from the North of England, and most people probably know me for being good friends with a curly haired member of a little British boy band, who you might have heard of.” Somehow talking about Harry and the band made her nerves disappear.
“So Ash, can I assume that with you being so close to the One Direction boys, you have a few stories that would make the lives of me and my fellow One Direction fans a lot better?” Roman asked her.
“I won’t lie I’ve seen a lot, particularly at the after parties, but they are all sound lads, there’s some stuff I probably can’t tell you on air, because frankly I wouldn’t be surprised if at least one of them is listening.” Ashley told him.
“And obviously we’ve heard a bit of solo stuff from Zayn, Louis and Niall, if you had to pick one of the boys based on their solo music who would you choose?” Roman asked.
“That is a tough one, I think based on what we’ve heard so far, I’d have to say Niall.”
“Well on that One Direction related note, here’s This Town, on Capital Breakfast.” Roman said, before flicking a switch that meant their voices were no longer heard on air.
“Was that alright?” Ashley asked, taking a quick swig of her water.
“You’re doing great, you’ve got the knack of it already.”
“Taxi for Miss Hanson.” Ashley looked up as she exited Capital, seeing an all too familiar Audi parked outside, Harry stood leant against it, wearing a black trench coat over a grey hoodie and black skinny jeans, with a pair of sunglasses on top of his head to push back his messy hair.
“What are you doing here?” She asked, approaching her best friend.
“Can’t I pick up my best friend after her first day of her new job?” He asked, crossing his arms across his chest.
“It’s lovely of you to come down here, I just wasn’t expecting it, that's all.”
“Are you hungry?” he asked.
“I mean I guess I wouldn’t say no.”
“Good, because you need to line your stomach.” Harry explained, as the pair of them climbed into his car.
“Why’s that?” she asked.
“We’re going out tonight.”
“There are two major factors that go against that Styles,” She told him, “Firstly I have a six month old daughter who is far too young to be left home alone, secondly I have work first thing in the morning.”
“Firstly, Daisy is going to have a sleepover at Auntie Gemma’s house, Secondly, you can stay in my spare bedroom, I’ll drive you to work in the morning.”
“What am I going to wear? I’ve spent the last year in tracksuit bottoms.”
“Well after our brunch, we’re going to Oxford Street to get you a new outfit.” Harry explained, parking up outside The Ivy.
“What’s all this in aid of?” Ashley asked, leaning her head back against the headrest.
“You Ashley Hanson, need to get laid.” Harry smirked.
“When did you reach that conclusion?”
“Well you aren’t coming to America for my birthday, so I thought we’d celebrate early, and I could wingman you.”
“Why don’t we try and get you laid instead?” Ashley insisted.
“Oh darling, I do not need any help in that department.”
“I’m so happy for you Harry, but frankly I’m not at a point in my life where getting laid is something I want to do, Daisy is my main priority.”
“Can we at least go out for my birthday tonight? Pretty please?” Harry asked, looking at her and fluttering his eyelashes.
“Alright! But I want to go to a nice bar, not some mad club.”
“It’s a deal.”
“Are you sure about this Harry?” Ashley asked, looking herself up and down in the full length mirror in Harry’s bathroom.
“We’re going to have a great time.” Harry assured her from his bedroom, next door to the bathroom.
““You really think this looks okay?” Ashley asked, entering Harry's bedroom, she had gone for a black glittery bodycon dress paired with red heels.
“You look beautiful,” Harry told her, taken aback by his best friend who stood before him.
“I’m not sure about this dress, I’ve still got mum tum from when I was pregnant, and my boobs haven’t been the same since I started breastfeeding.” Ashley sighed, shrugging off the fact that Harry calling her beautiful made her stomach flutter.
“Love you wouldn’t even know you had given birth six months ago, and there is nothing wrong with your boobs,” Harry assured her.
“Have you been looking at my boobs Styles?” Ashley questioned, turning to look at her friend.
“Taxi’s here.” Harry replied, making a quick exit downstairs.
As promised Harry took Ashley to a swanky North London bar, the sort that you could only get into if you were well known, and with Harry being Harry, that was easy. Ashley and Harry’s previous attempts at nights out hadn’t ever really ended well, there was the night out in LA when the paparazzi gave Ashley a hard time, and Harry had to effectively cover her, and there was Ashley’s 18th, which resulted in a fight between Ashley and a fan. “Why are we here Harry?” Ashley asked him, taking a sip of her pornstar martini.
“To celebrate my birthday obviously.” Harry replied.
“I mean you’re Harry Styles, you could take literally anyone for drinks, but you chose me, a single mum, who lives in a one bedroom flat in South London and most of the time has either baby sick or milk on my clothes.”
“I didn’t want to take literally anyone out, you’re my best friend, you always have been, you always will be, I find it hard to trust people Ash, I’ve been screwed over by so many people who want to be friends with Harry the celebrity, not Harry from Holmes Chapel who would rather spend the night in watching a cheesy romcom than go to some overly prestigious party, and I’ve never had to worry about that when it comes to you,” Harry explained.
It was almost midnight when they arrived back at Harry's, both of them feeling a little bit tipsy from the several cocktails they had consumed, “Ash, lets dance,” Harry took hold of his best friend’s hand, leading her into the kitchen.
“Harry, I have work in like six hours,” Ashley whined.
“Please, if it was my actual birthday we would be dancing together,” Harry begged, holding both of Ashley’s hands in his.
“Alright one song, then I’m going to bed.” Harry opened his phone shuffling his music, the first song that blared out of his surround sound was Still The One by Shania Twain, Harry took hold of Ashley, one hand on her waist whilst he used his free hand to hold her hand, the pair swayed along to the song, Ashley’s head resting against Harry’s chest, breathing in the smell of his aftershave mixed with the alcohol from the cocktails he had drunk. Ashley smiled up at her friend, his smile beamed back at her, edging his face closer to hers, their lips mere millimetres apart, she knew exactly what was about to happen, “No Harry, we don’t do that, you’re drunk.” She stepped back from his embrace.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.”
“It’s fine, I’ll see you in the morning,” she muttered before quickly exiting the kitchen.
“I meant it, I am sorry.”
“Good night Harry.”
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