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haha lesbians
#punknoir#girls like girls? no gals loving ladies#hehehe#across the spiderverse#digitalart#spiderman#art#hobie brown#into the spider verse#noirpunk#peter benjamin parker#peter parker#lesbian#couple#slay#i hate exam week#i will commit heinous crimes#tax evasion#for fun#ladies i love em#comic art#comics
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Sweaters
#i have brainworms#whenever i try to give fionna a nose i feel like im committing a heinous crime#idiots cant even wear their earmuffs on their ears smh#fionna and cake#fionna and cake fanart#adventure time#adventure time fanart#atimers#at fanart#fionna campbell#fionna the human#cake the cat#adventure time elements#ice queen#vhs aesthetic#cute art#silly art#soft aesthetic#screenshot redraw#cartoon nostalgia#cartoon network#digital art#digital illustration#art
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armand: me and lestat fucked i swear. daniel look at me. i've had so much sex. and with lestat too. Please
#lestat 'armand's vibes were so rancid i almost killed him'#vs armand 'so desperate for love he will commit heinous crimes'#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv spoilers
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Criminal Minds is so real for their “the unsub is a man until proven otherwise” mentality
#calling the unsub he/him pronouns from jump every episode is so true besties#oh someone’s committed a heinous crime? of course it’s gonna be a man#also when one of them say I think the unsub’s a woman#and then they’re shocked every time#SO real#criminal minds#spencer reid#derek morgan#aaron hotchner#jennifer jareau#emily prentiss#elle greenaway#jason gideon#david rossi#penelope garcia
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#who said that#shauna shipman#shauna bitchman#just wanted an excuse to post these pics#yellowjackets#when shawty lowkey commits heinous crimes on a daily#i love her#handsome princess
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99.999% of arguments used against rhaenyra are the definition of bullshit btw
why should i give a shit about the random man DAEMON killed to use as laenor’s body double when alicent was complicit in the murders of named characters like lyonel and harwin? or the brothel house that she had larys burn down (that most likely had innocent women and children inside)? or when criston murdered joffrey (over him trying to broker a deal with him)? or when aegon sexually harassed serving girls as a teen and we see the aftermath of him raping dyana as an adult? or when aemond murdered luke over a debt that he claimed had already been paid AND singlehandedly started a war that killed thousands?
idgaf about the nameless extra that only had 30 secs of screen time get over yourself
#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#pro rhaenyra targaryen#team black#anti team green#anti team green stans#anti alicent hightower#anti aegon ii targaryen#anti criston cole#anti aemond targaryen#alicent might not have approved the lyonel/harwin debacle but she still used it to her advantage#and she might have been a ‘victim’ of larys BUT AGAIN she used him to her advantage#criston is a man baby#and aemond is a certified piss boy who will commit some of the most heinous crimes during the war#(along with his nonexistent brother daeron)#DON’T test me i will destroy you
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DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#twohat spoilers#isat act 6 spoilers#SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY#this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle#its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated#into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy#at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :)#meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength#always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party#but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever#until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely#and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!!#siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?!#anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below#also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!
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Feel free to use these where ever you want
#my art#turbo wreck it ralph#king candy#wreck it ralph#These were for fun#he looks cute#but he's a heinous criminal#reaction images#This is a second time I've drawn him with a kiss mark(s)#turbo wir#turbo twins#The twins haven't committed as many crimes as turbo#I also have the transparents
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just pretty & deranged
#its time to put nemo on a shirt 😞#this woman has major plot armor#bc there's no reason she shouldnt be in a maximum security prison rn#she literally has the eyes of someone who can and will commit heinous crimes#i mean does eating a live fish in public count as a heinous crime#mmmm yeah#oc;lisa#gv;extras
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No asks answered or reblogs replied today because I'm quite sick.
Have this little doodle from my sick-addled mind going: What if Desmond's mother practices the long time traditions of 'Vicks is the cure to everything'?
Desmond: It's cheaper than medicine.
Shaun: Because it doesn't work.
Desmond: *dramatic gasp with the weight of his mother's ancestors*
#but in all seriousness#i am drinking actual medicine and lots of water#this just came to me while i was talking to my childhood friend#who has committed the most heinous of crimes...#not having vicks in their home XD#he remembered it and immediately ordered online for like 10 cad XD#teecup draws#assassin's creed#desmond miles#altaïr ibn la'ahad#ezio auditore#ratonhnhaké:ton#connor kenway
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IN THIS LIGHT SHE COULD ALMOST BE A BEAUTY IN THIS LIGHT SHE COULD ALMOST BE A KNIGHT.
“in this light” that they’re both in, to be clear - twin flames fighting in the darkness. fighting against the darkness. brienne looking at the ghosts that haunt jaime, from the very real physical threats of the war he helped start to the metaphorical wounds of knighthood, chivalry, and oath-keeping , from the betrayal of realizing your father is not the man you wanted him to be, from his own stupidity, and saying “this is nothing. i can fight them all.” to help him remember the ideals of his youth, to BE the ideal of his youth; an oathbreaker to save the lives of innocent children but it won’t break her soul the way it broke his!! she’s got a beauty that goes deeper than his, and the soul of a knight much more unshakable as well. he dreams of her fighting with him, beside him, saving him, facing down the wrathful dead, and watching as he fails, but knowing she is there and she will do what he cannot!
HE DREAMT IT. HE DREAMT OF HER.
#HES GOING TO DIE FIGHTING THE OTHERS IS WHAT IM SAYING. HE CAN BE THE VALONQAR AND ALSO PASS THE TORCH TO BRIENNE. IF DAEMON CAN DIE#BOTH LIGHT AND DARK AFTER COMMITTING LIKE 12 WAR CRIMES AND AT LEAST 104 FELONIES. MURDER SUICIDING HIS OWN NEPHEW.#JAIME CAN DIE WITH BRIENNE FIGHTING THE OTHERS AFTER DOING SOMETHING HEINOUS TO CERSEI. THIS IS GEORGE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT#valyrianscrolls#braime#jaime lannister#brienne of tarth#bittersweet beauty and the beast#jaime the dragon slayer#i’m waiting until i get brienne’s pov to give her a specific tag#rani liveblogs asoiaf#anyways guess what chapter i listened to
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bro at this point i would fully bundle jing yuan up and stow him away on the express Myself let this man be happy PLEASE
#what heinous crimes do i have to commit ti get jing yuan as one if the nameless#literally name your price hoyoverse#i want it#honkai star rail#jing yuan#jing heng#renheng#jingrenheng#ace rambles
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one of my absolute favorite pieces of Louie Lore is that according to olimar he talks to himself when he thinks he’s alone. It just makes me so happy for some reason he’s just like me frfr
#he’s so adorable omg (he has committed heinous crimes)#and olimar is so disturbed and confused by it which makes it so much funnier#pikmin#louie pikmin#I talk to myself so much I have to actively restrain it when I’m around people lmao#I want to study louie under a microscope
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snow fungus, Tremella fuciformis • fox glacier, aotearoa
#went on a walk to the glacier viewing spot and when we got there it turned out it was a snow fungus viewing spot really :)#i will commit heinous crimes (drive the length of the south island on a learner's licence) for untold riches (west coast fungi)#aotearoa#mycology#fungi#mushrooms#posting
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sometimes a man says something so good, so cute that you gotta reread it every ten minutes until you’re capable of replying
#no srsly I think the school girl crushes are the cutest thing#I also just love when men casually let me know they’d commit heinous crimes 4 me#makes me feel all sorts of ways ✨#if u think it’s about u it prob is
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love this panel he is sooooo babie <3
#this design strikes the PERFECT balance between little guy and terrifying cryptid#very good very good#also kind of unfortunate bc he's just committing the most heinous crimes imaginable#but his design is so creepy cute my reaction is automatically just#awwww my freaky little guy my weird little dude :)#while he's fucking juggling eyeballs. LMAO#uhhhhhhhhhhhhh#batjokes#i guess#idfk#btbatb is alright so far#nothing mind-blowing#although the way they do joker's speech is very cool and the art is great#also batman getting his shit absolutely ROCKED by this tiny weird twink who's like half his weight soaking wet? effervescent
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