#i will be reblogging this again i literally retagged EVERYTHING FOR THIS POST i put in EFFORT

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HELLO, welcome to the summary of augustevens 2020. a challenge inspired by my previous challenges (hammoween & jonnuary) and me blazing thru legion season 2 and 3 in a span of over five days. it was quite an adventure to say the least and i’m here to present some statistics and recommendations.

LINK TO THE LETTERBOXD LIST (which is where you’ll find my short reviews and ratings) || LINK TO THE OFFICIAL AUGUSTEVENS LB TAG (posts in chronological order)

MOVIES WATCHED: 24 (technically 23…) AVERAGE RATING: 2.27 (oof)

TOP AUGUSTEVENS MOVIE (that’s not a rewatch): this is so stupid but i legit have to say Vamps (2012). maybe i liked it so much because it came after a very long combo of shitty movies but to me it was genuinely funny and delightful comedy abt being a vampire in the glorious era of early 10s… the casting in it was perfect, the plot was so charming and while there is stuff i would have left in the cutting room, i just. really enjoyed myself. vamps (2012) stan for life. 

ASSHOLE OR DELIGHTFUL FOP?

ASSHOLE ROLES: 8 FOP ROLES: 14 UNASSIGNED FOR VARIOUS REASONS: 2

DING DING DING… WE HAVE A WINNER… 

TOP ASSHOLE ROLE: “david” from the guest (2014), no competition. honorable mentions go to stinkman garbageboy from apostle (2018) and the guy from the ticket (2016) because it was a very demanding role and he SOLD it (but i dont recommend the movie its shot very blandly).

TOP FOP ROLE: you already know who it is……. prince adam from the 2017 liveaction remake of beauty and the beast (2017) but only from the first five minutes of this movie !!!!! he raised millions for the fop community and gendered me quite fiercely so we love him for that. a VERY VERY VERY and i cannot overstate how VERY close second is alexander lemtov from that cursed eurovision movie (2020). slav gay rights !!!

HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS MONTH INCLUDE

me watching that shitty eurovision movie till 4am and screaming at every single cringy eurovision thing will ferrell got wrong

the great rigging of my dracula (2006) review on letterboxd which now rules as the undisputed Top Opinion of that page

losing all of my sanity points while watching adam sandler’s the cobbler (2014)

criminal activities (2015) plot-twist that comes 5 minutes before the movie ends and its so fucking funny i love this bad movie

THE GRAND UNRAVELING OF CONVERSION THERAPY THEMES IN THE LIVE ACTION REMAKE OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (2017)

me losing my shit once i realized that killswitch (2017) is a twitch stream someone turned into a movie, the first person POV took me out so bad

the funko pop documentary fiasco 

SO THATS IT, i had a lot of fun and im glad u guys enjoyed this month as well !!!! i’ll be updating my letterboxd list with this important information in the near future !!!! till the next augustevens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3