#i went down to southpark

[kennyschance]

finished my first series 🫡 you guys should check it out!! ;)))

[spwastedaffairs]

[CHAPTER ONE]

[DATE] December 22nd, 2022

[TIME] 1:37 PM

The sunshine poured in through the windows, creating a bright and warm atmosphere within the classroom. However, as the snow fell softly outside, with its crisp and cool demeanor, it made an effort to compete with the sunshine. The two combined, creating a stunning display of light and beauty within the walls of SouthPark community high school. 

The day before winter break had come, and the whole school was buzzing with excitement. The promise of two full weeks of relaxation, family, and presents couldn't get any better. You had a plan to spend the break mostly with your boyfriend, Stan Marsh, as it was your first Christmas together. The idea of spending time with him and enjoying the holiday festivities filled you with excitement. 

However, you were currently stuck in 6th period, trying to keep yourself occupied by scrolling through your phone. Suddenly, you heard a knock on the classroom door window, and you looked up to see Stan and Kyle standing outside. Stan was waving excitedly, and Kyle gave you a warm smile. 

"Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?" you quickly asked your teacher, not wanting any more delays. "Be quick L/n," she sighed as she went back to grading tests. 

You rushed outside, feeling exhilarated as you approached the two. Stan grabbed your hand as soon as you stepped outside, and Kyle gave you a playful nudge as the three of you made your way towards an empty classroom. The chilly hallway air hit you, causing goosebumps to rise on your skin, but Stan's warm presence provided comfort. 

As you walked down the hallway with Stan and Kyle, you couldn't help but feel a sense of euphoria at the thought of the impending Christmas break.  

Kyle opens the door to a nearby empty classroom and Stan ushers you in from behind. Confusion is evident on your face as you watch the two teens sit on top of some desks. Doing a quick glance around at the room before staring back at the two of them, you ask “Okay..what are we doing here?”

Stan sighs and motions for you to sit at a desk in front of them, as you do so he begins to speak.

“Tolkien asked the two of us earlier during our 3rd period if we wanted to head to his lodge for winter break again,” Stan plays with his hand unsure of how to continue, “We both told him we were, you know.. fine with it but it’s just a bit awkward, at least to the two of us.” Stan says as he motions to himself and Kyle.

“Right,” You nod, “so what does that have to do with me in this class room with the two of you right now?”

“We just wanted to know your thoughts, you know, how you’re doing and.. If you’re comfortable going when Tolkien comes to ask you.” Kyle explains.

“Okay, we don’t know if Tolkien’s even going to ask me again, I mean the prank we pulled.. And then you know..the fact Tolkien and Nichole were dating.. It’s just..” You trail off, frowning, “He might not even ask me!”

“No, no he will.” Stan responds and Kyle heaves a heavy sigh from beside him, “We overheard him talking about it with Bebe in the hallway. Our guess is he’s inviting everyone again.”

You feel your blood freeze, not out of fear, but just out of worry. It had been a while since you all fully hung out as a full time group, ever since..the prank and the disappearances of Butters and Nichole none of you kept in touch with one another fully, you weren’t even too sure you had seen Tolkien talk to anyone from the iffy friend group anymore anyhow.

You, yourself had drifted a bit from Wendy and Bebe since, what you dubbed “the event” had happened, finding it somewhat hard to be near them since the prank that essentially was their idea, had caused the whole mess. Wendy and you drifted even further apart after you got together with Stan, her ex, a few months earlier. Wendy and Stan had broken up not even two weeks after the disappearances and ever since getting together with him, you felt Wendy’s constant stares on your back.

Aside from those two, you continued to think about your relationships with everyone else; Eric was someone you never talked to too much anyways so aside from the random one off conversations or brief texts, you hadn’t kept that much contact with him before the event so nothing really changed between the two of you.

Kenny was still fun to be around, he often joined you and some of your other friends at lunch just to chat. Kenny was often around you because you were dating Stan, but you had heard he recently started dating Bebe and you had hoped that maybe through Kenny you could at least try to reconcile some of your relationship with her.

Kyle was considerably one of your closest friends, you were dating his best friend after all and naturally the two of you should get along, and you did, much to Stan’s excitement. Aside from Stan, Kyle was someone you often went to for support during the whole figuring out how to move on, or if you even can move on, because of last year, he often gave you words of advice and you knew that talking about it helped him out too.

Stan was your boyfriend, obviously, and the two of you were extremely close. Part of you thinks (and jokes) it’s because of the trauma, but you know it runs deeper than that. He’s been your best friend and best boyfriend ever since getting together with him and you know he’d do anything for you. You couldn’t be any happier that you and him are together.

Lastly, Tolkien. Tolkien had withdrawn from most of the group ever since that day and you really couldn’t blame him. He was Nichole’s boyf– ex-boyfriend. He still kept small contact with everyone, he did let everyone know that he didn’t exactly blame them for the events that took place but it was sort of implied, you can’t hold it against him though, it was your guys fault that Nichole and Butters are missing.

[YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUSES HAS BEEN UPDATED]

“So I guess that means he's going to contact me soon then? School is almost done.” Just as you had finished uttering the sentence out, the class room door opens, startling the three of you and causing Stan and Kyle to jump off the desks immediately and you to jump up.

Turning your heads to the door you see Tolkien peek his head through, eyes widening as he sees the three of you standing in the middle of the room. You watch realization dawn on his face as he walks into the classroom, shutting the door behind him.

“Y/n! I was just about to text you to meet me here actually, I was going to ask if you’d like to join me along with everyone else, on heading back to my family’s lodge again this winter break? After Christmas and Hanukkah,” Tolkien makes a small nod at Kyle as he says that, Kyle doing a small nod of his own back, “Everyone else has all agreed for the most part, Cartman whined and bitched about it so I have actually no clue if he’s showing up.”

You found yourself in an uncomfortable situation, you looked between your boyfriend and his best friend. As you made eye contact with them, you felt a pang of anxiety in the pit of your stomach. You weren't sure what they were thinking.

In response to their shrugs, you tried to keep things light and casual. You clasped your hands together and placed them on the desk, trying to exude a sense of calm confidence as you looked back at the boy. "Uh sure!" you said, hoping your voice sounded more certain than you felt. "What's the worst that can happen?"

Tolkien responded with a smile that was even brighter than yours. You relaxed slightly, realizing that maybe you were overthinking things. "Great," he said. "I think you're going to love this."

And with that, he launched into an elaborate story about a new adventure he was planning, complete with detailed descriptions of exotic locations. As he spoke, you found yourself getting more and more excited, forgetting all about your earlier discomfort. You missed this. 

You missed the feeling of your friends.

[RELATIONSHIP LOG ; Y/N'S POV]

STAN: Boyfriend ; extremely close - 100/100 Trust

KYLE: Best friend ; extremely close - 98/100 Trust

KENNY: Friends ; very close - 86/100 Trust

BEBE: Somewhat friends ; somewhat close - 62/100 Trust

WENDY: Awkward friends ; not too close - 46/100 Trust

TOLKIEN: Awkward friends ; not too close - 58/100 Trust

ERIC: Acknowledged ; not close at all - 34/100 Trust

[kawaii-butt-crust-core]

Rise of the TMNT headcanons because I feel uhhhsodk emotions or something

Warnings: anxiety , gore mention, trauma/PTSD mentions, kidnapping, yelling mentions, claustrophobia mention, if I missed any please lmk ‼️‼️

Donatello ( my favorite hands fucking down )

LOVES "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" and relates to Dennis wayyy too much

( also made a joke about how splinter is frank and he was actually cool with it )

Likes those HYPERBOP and songs like that

At 5am and raph is waking up for the day and he finds Donnie in his room fully awake

"Ive been up for 3 days everything is haunted everybody's evi-"

He also likes twentyone pilots

House of gold, taking my time on my ride, and car radio are his favorites

Actually hates monster ( like the drink ) but he has a can in his room from 2020 that he just poured out for decoration

( honestly I can't even really hate on it I think 2020 just ruined it LMAO )

Has no blankets. Sleeps with a single sheet and a unwashed unsheeted pillow.

Is one of those people that people mistake for way older

Yokai thinks he's at least 18-20 and get so freaked out finding out he's actually just 14

( he loves the attention )

He actually likes HOMESTUCK 😭

( this is based on my friend who likes Homestuck and they remind me of Donatello to some degree )

Has a fan that hasn't had a break since 2016

Maybe longer

Has seasonal depression

He likes to be with April or doing something during the winter because of it to distract himself

April and raph are good with helping him

Leo knows but he knows to just stay out of his way and leave him the fuck alone

And Mikey hasn't really been told because Donnie feels like he's burdening people with his problems ( he didn't even want Leo to know but he just caught on )

He even feels guilty for dragging April and raph into it

Him and Mikey LOVE LOVE LOVED spiderverse

( Donnie got the movie illegally before it even came out )

This mother fucker definitely fell to his knees for spider punk im so sorry

This same mother fucker also probably loved Danganronpa...

He doesn't really like southpark but some episodes get to him

LOVES GHOSTFACE

TO ANOTHER LEVEL

NO ONE CAN LOVE GHOSTFACE AS MUCH AS HIM

Actually probably has purple injected into his veins

"yeah my veins bruise in the blink of an eye and I can't move my body sometimes but so what? It was worth it??"

hates on dream so hard....

DONT HUG ME IM SCARED AKWNWJJF

ALL OF THE BOYS WATCHED IT ( maybe not raph tho actually )

He actually made discord ( idk if I'm even joking or not )

Would this be a good time to add a picture of what I think human Donnie would look like?

Uhhh yeah

Yeah I think so

Ok next

Leonardooooooooo

Just fyi this shit is gonna be so angsty

It will dip I promise

He can't get enough of those "drake the type" memes

But also low-key he is drake

Has a hello kitty clock in his room that actually works for him

He was that annoying ass kid who would say "I can scream like a girl" and then scream to the top of their fucking lungs

The ADHD was tooo muuchhh

So he just basically climbs walls who cares

He's on the ceiling? What's new.

Ok so spieerpunk had don to his knees but Leo was all for Miguel

" NOOOO MY SPIDER PAPIIIII- " *splinter right fucking there*

Daddy issues just crawling out of all of their skin ANYWAYS

Can't draw for shit but loves art

The way he words things makes him sound like a complete gaslighter but he's just stupid

"?? I don't gaslight?? HUH no seriously what did I do?"

The Mario movie possessed him for a while tbh

DIP!

even hours after him returning from the prison realm he was dissociating so bad he was crying to feel something

Just a few weeks later, he isn't better yet by any means he's just ok enough to function

Someone dropped a plate or something ( I probably need to rewatch the scene before I make headcanons for it LMAO ) or dropped a pot, something loud

And he practically went down with it

He fell to the floor and stayed there for a bit

He didn't cry or say anything

Then Mikey tapped his shoulder and he fucking SNAPPED

He will never forgive himself

🫶🏼

The CRUCIAL NIGHTMARESS

*rubs my hands in evilness*

He could feel the same AIR as the prison realm at times

He smelt the same scent

Raph, draxum, and Casey had to sleep in the same room for a while so they would hear him

But sometimes he didn't loudly jerk himself awake

Sometimes it played through and he woke up and didn't make a peep

Sometimes they knew and sometimes they didn't

Most of the time one of them would just wake up because of instinct and see him just frozen

Can't handle gore now

He used to but can't anymore

It reminds him of 1

The kraang

And 2

Seeing his brothers eye all fucked up like that was too much

There were times he didn't even know who he was anymore

He was scared to leave his room for a while and felt such bad guilt for it

While they're out on a mission and Leo's just curled up in his room blowing up raphs phone

Raph wishes he could say something like "oh how the tables have turned" but this isn't what he wanted at all

Uhh ok sudden switch up

HE LOVES BO BURNHAMMMM

Him and Don and Mikey listen to Will Wood

SHAYFER JAMES TOO

JUST THOSE TYPES OF ARTIST

Mixed with late 90s to early 2000s

"erm.... what da flip ;-; NO STFU IM JUST KIDDING STOP BULLYING ME ITS A JOKE-"

Him if he was a hummmaannn

+ maybe some scars on his back

Raphael

Blind in his one eye and low-key has bad eyesight in his other one

He can still see decently but it's pretty much fucked

He likes squishmellows but he knows Mikey LOVES them so if he buys/ finds one, he'll give it to Mikey

He's more of a "childhood stuff animal nostalgia" anyways

Doesn't like to cuss but if he's REALLY scared, he'll let a loud and quick "FUCK -" slip out of his mouth

Or if he's angry hell mumble "this bitch-" or something like that

He feels like he's not doing enough as a brother but genuinely forgets that he needs to take care of himself

Not physically but more so emotionally

He beats himself up when making a mistake even if it was out of kindness

He doesn't think things all the way through and just immediately jumps to "I wanna help people!"

And ends up making a bigger mess so he feels like a bad person

( people have reassured him he's not but he plays back how people get mad at him when he messes up and he doesn't know how to forgive himself if someone got THAT mad at him )

He sometimes just gets this burst of love and just hugs one of his siblings or friends

I think he doesn't develop feelings easily ( infact it's kinda hard for him to, not in a bad way )but one time there was a yokai, about his size, and they really enjoyed each other

He didn't tell anyone but he got her number and they still talk and he might have small feelings for her

The reason he hates being alone because it's a PTSD thing ( that only got worse after the kraang thing )

( he was alone and in danger for most of the movie, the only reason he wasn't freaking out because he knew if he did he was fucked )

And he got possessed before he could even lose his shit

But basically I think he got kidnapped by a hunter and held him captive ( either chained, or in a cage ) for 2 days before splinter found him

( yes they searched for him for 2 days )

The hunter would shoot his gun next to the cage ( or restraints ) he was in to purposely mess with him

And if he cried he would get in his face and start yelling until raph forced himself to stop crying because of fear

It was traumatic

Splinter has his own trauma from losing his fucking kid for 2 days, but it still fucks with raph badly

He still remembers it so vividly that it feels like it had only happened a week ago

So add that in top of the kraang doing what they did to him.....

He was only holding it together for Leo tbh

He can't go to certain areas or he'll start to hear the hunter yelling in his face again, like a hallucination

It's gotten a little bit better over time but the kraang set him so far back

He was also already claustrophobic, but if anyone tries to hold him down now he just immediately throws them off

And hard

Anything that really reminds him too much of the past he just starts freaking out

So he doesn't like to be alone :)

I could do a separate post for this maybe

But moving on

Any early 2000s song from anyone or any 2000 themed song is his SHIT

They did a karaoke night and he did Brittany spears ( yes I know that's like late 90s but yk THAT CATEGORY )

He put on a blonde wig tho and was actually kinda feeling it at some point

He LOVES walking around at night

Just strolling

He loves food. He eats everything

There is nothing he won't eat

He just loves everything

I forgot his scar sadly but here 😔‼️💔

( the nose piercing is fake he's too scared to get one HELP )

Mikey:

This lil shit STEALS

HE USES HIS INNOCENCE TO HIS ADVANTAGE

And I sleeps fine at night with all of it in his room.

ADVENTURE TIMEEE

he loves cartoons

Adult cartoons, children cartoons

If it's animated he wants it injected into his spinal fluid

His music taste is everything

But he really likes indie / indie rock songs

Has all of his art and drawings hung up on his walls

There's maybe one or.two posters he actually bought the rest is his art

Loves spiderverse but he couldn't even enjoy it because he kept looking at Leo crazy with this out of pocket comments

"I wanna pick him up like a baby lion and wash him and feed him milk and release him back into the wild"

"*deadpan* Leo. What the actual hell."

Draxums favorite. Only Mikey knows he's his favorite. If anyone asks drax who his favorite is he says he hates everyone equally and looks over at Mikey

Speaking of drax I think they're vent buddies

Drax vents to him Mikey vents to drax

Drax was very helpful with all of them during the time they were all fucked up from kraang

He even got them into therapy but I'm gonna make a draxum section because I love him ( I lied he's my favorite character, then Donnie)

( God I love drax and Mikey so much let me go on a rant rq )

Apart of draxs training he could definitely pass as a licensed therapist

So if really anyone has some sort of mental thing going on he's there

Even for Leo ( even tho Leo didn't really want his help, that quickly changed tho, again I'll just put this in his section✨ )

But Mikey has these really bad panic attacks that even his brothers don't know about

Only splinter and drax

Splinter is there to comfort him and drax is there to let him talk about it

Mikey doesn't want his brothers to know because he's technically the "therapist" so splinter and drax will never tell anyone

Watched MSA just to make fun of it

Also says cringe shit because he thinks it's funny like Leo

"GYATTTTT....... Y'all know I'm joking right-"

Loves Lilo and stitch

Has an art Instagram with over 1000 followers

LOVES SPICY FOOD

He ate the spiciest chip and then asked for another

Loves spooky month

Fought leo for that damn hello kitty clock

Then stole it

" I'm in your walls :3"

He ate a like 2 handfuls of orbeez when he was 5 before splinter caught him

HUMAN

Draxum:

MY ACTUAL FAVORITE FUCKING CHARACTER AAAAAAAAA

YES I absolutely believe he could qualify as a therapist and he absolutely uses that to his advantage

Leo was still "ish" about draxum but he became a lot more appreciative of him during the times that raph and Casey couldn't be there ( like missions )

He even took time out of work to be there

If he called? He's already almost there

He absolutely a mom IDC he even has the messy mom bun

Mikey calls him dad and that's part of the reason he's his favorite

"honey, it was ruined when she bought it *snaps*" ( I'm sorry ) ( I have to draw this now)

LOVESS BLANKETS

Like all the blankets

The resting bitch face is so real

He has to be leaping for joy happy to maintain a happy face

Goes to Donnies room and tells him to lay his ass down ( he doesnt )

Sends millennial memes to the boys....

*insert a cat smashing on a piano* he's wheezing.

Him and Mikey paint together sometimes

Because he can actually paint super fucking good

Scars all around his body

HUMAN FORMMM

Thats all ill probably make more for April and Casey and splinter

[archietism]

So I went down a rabbit hole and am seriously considering making a poll bracket blog. But I'm autistic and overthink EVERYTHING. Do you think you could write down step by step instructions on the process/how everything works? Like collecting submissions, promoting the blog, etc? I've never done anything like that before.

this ask is quite a bit old but it’s cause i’ve been trying to write down the best way to go about writing instructions.

i didn’t start by making a google form for this competition, but i did for my other competition, @smallartistocbracket (still taking submissions btw!!!) and i highly recommend doing this first, before anything else! i accidentally left some stuff i didn’t mean to in the original version of the survey, but that could have been avoided if i had had my friends or even myself as a test audience.

make a post featuring the following things: What your competition is, blogs that inspired it, why you’re running it, some details about how you’ll be running it (will you include a redemption round, or if you are planning to do that, are you planning on making it a surprise? are you planning on doing any bonus polls? stuff like that). after this, i would put the link to the google form, and a very very specific explanation of when submission time will end, and what rules you have for the competition (I.E. no harry potter submissions, no southpark submissions, etc)

get as many people as possible to reblog it. personally, i just opted for the cheapest tumblr blaze option, but you might not have access to that. instead, you can ask your friends to share it around, and other competition blogs are usually happy to reblog other people’s competitions! so you could probably send a couple messages to various competition blogs and nicely ask them if they would consider reblogging your own competition post.

during the actual competition, reblog any propaganda you get, and make sure to answer asks! this will make people feel like you’re engaging with the competition and not just running it. it makes things more exciting, and will encourage people to make even more propaganda for your competition!

dont forget that this is your competition, and you are allowed to do what you want with it. but also, keep the words of other people in mind! the voters aren’t your enemy, and they’ll be understanding of most mishaps or mistakes you make.

be friendly. i have seen a (very few tbh this isn’t very common) few other competitions where the person running it wasn’t very nice, it made it a lot less fun.

if you have any other questions feel free to send another ask! i’m happy to go more in-depth on each step if you need me to!

[your-local-uwu-artist]

How about 16 for the love your fandom ask game? :D

omg so many

-Monika (ddlc) having previously been in debate team is important to me

-Magolor didn't intentionally mean to use kirby to get the master crown, just to fix his ship. so the beggining part of magolor being touched by kirby and co.'s kindness is probably genuine

-Madoka having drawn her magical girl outfit, I feel she probably likes to draw and doodle and color :3

-Raku-chan (nnsg) went to college

-I actually have this whole slideshow of random southpark things that keep me up at night including random details

-Papyrus collects figurines :DDDDD

-*insert every single sans + toriel interaction and detail and overall soriel evidence and momentss*

-dude i have SOOO many of these for my little pony, ESSEPCIALLY for world building. am I reading into it all WAY too much: yes: is it fun as hell to do that: YES. like how the majority of Equestria's leaders are all female, even small ones like Mayor Mare. the out of universe answer is cause it was marketed for girls but in universe I can't help but wonder if they got reverse sexism going on. aside from Guards men like shining armor and if I remember correctly I believe the founders of the wonderbolts had some guys, Chancellor neighsay is one of few stallions of high position. I wonder if some of the guys racism and bigotry and power obsession comes from struggles trying to achieve a possesion in power as a guy. I also wonder if fluttershy would have been bullied less for being timid if she weren't a pegasus, Stuff like the pegasus leader pre-equestria being a commander and pegasi being called 'brutes' and generally shown to be thought of as aggressive makes me wonder if perhaps stuff like being outwardly 'tough' is valued in pegasus culture, and thus being timid esspecially looked down upon. I think about spikes egg all the time: no way did celestia randomly find a dragon egg. I imagine a dragon's egg is just as if not more protected than a dragon's hoard, like... Celestia definitely did some shady stuff to get that egg I'm saying. the majority of upperclass society like those in canterlot are unicorns. I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS NFJSNJKE I think equestrian society is more idealic than ours because they're country was founded on 'we should all be nice to each other' isn't it kinda fucked up that after centureis of being imprisoned on the moon luna still had to go to prison ofter? yeah like I said I have a lot of thoughts: if anyone ever wants to talk about my little pony my scedrule magically becomes empty

[kiwiana-writes]

hellooooooo MJ! while I await your return to the future times, please allow me to tell you just how goddamn fucking talented you are ❤️

can you please tell us about the first time you dyed your hair and what colour you did, how you styled it etc??

I’ve been back in the future for a whole 28 hours, but my body hasn’t quite got the memo yet, hence the stupidly early (for me) reply to this ask.

Stop being nice to me, what the fuck. I will NOT allow this. You’ve seen the behind the scenes now; you know it’s all smoke and mirrors ��

I have been dyeing my hair since I was 11! Literally two thirds of my life. My husband of a decade has only ever seen my natural hair colour at the root because these days I shave my head every four weeks and re-dye it 😅 BUT you’re not asking about now, you’re asking about when I started!

So, yeah. I was eleven, which I know seems wildly young, but my mum struck the deal with me early: I could dye my hair whatever nonsense I wanted, and get whatever piercings I wanted, as long as I didn’t get any tattoos until I was eighteen. Which I am WILDLY grateful for now, because I wanted some tacky-ass ink at fifteen/sixteen. (We did end up negotiating one tattoo at seventeen but that’s because my uncle died and I wanted his initials lol. No regrets about that one.)

Anyway! I started dyeing my hair because I was ginger as fuck and kids are assholes. (This was like… 2001. The Southpark ‘ginger kids have no soul’ ep came out while I was in high school. You’ll be shocked to hear it was also not a supportive environment for baby queer MJ either 😂) And because it was literally twenty-fucking-two years ago, I don't remember what colour it was; some sort of box something, probably just like a basic chestnut hahaha. I had long hair then -- I grew it out until it was down to my hips when I was like 16 and then I had a tantrum and hacked it off into a bob and dyed it a like purpley-black -- so I doubt I styled it or anything.

If you're curious about the bright colours I live in now, that didn't start permanently until I was 25-ish. I went through a pretty extensive goth/punk phase as a teenager so through the back half of school it was always blue-black or red-black or purple-black, those blacks that have a hint of something else in the light. I'd occasionally do bright colours in a very temporary way, those wash out in 2-3 wash spray type things, for like, school sports days and shit, or I'd do bright red streaks or dip dyes or similar (it was the early 2000s shut up). Then after I left school I was working for the government or adjacent for a long time, and they had lots of "natural colours only" rules so I stuck to the chestnuts and the chocolate browns. Then I changed government departments and mentioned this in passing to my boss, in a "ugh wish I could" kinda way, and she was like "that rule is stupid and you're a great employee and I'll back you up if necessary". So... I went and brought two different bright blues and mixed them together and bleached and dyed my hair that weekend. Rocked up to work on Monday and she just high-fived me.

Nothing that's been on my head since is a colour you'll see naturally growing out of someone's head 🤣

It used to be a whole production of stripping out the old dye when I wanted to change colours, but I started rocking the buzz cut a few years ago and now it doesn't matter what was on there before, it's all gone and I can start again from scratch lol. Weirdly, when I shave my head these days the roots come in REALLY dark brown, so idk if my hair colour has shifted over the hairs (when I was born my hair was BLACK, by the time I was 3 it was blonde ringlets, then settled into ginger by the time I started school) or if I would just have dark roots and if I let it grow out it would still be ginger when it was longer... but I fucking love the buzzcut for Gender Euphoria reasons and also Oh God My Hair Is So Thick And Heavy reasons, so... we'll probably never find out 😜

[joculatrixster]

as someone who started watching south park in like middle school and is currently 18 let me just quick reply to this post bc honestly? the op has a point but went about saying this point in the most teen-repellent way possible.

like no fucking teen already watching south park is going to listen to the post its dripping w/ condescension and just kinda is clearly for adults to remember bad times w/ sp fans or who just dont like the show to get in the replies and say shit like “yes ur so right for that!!! hot take the sp fandom cant handle” which is annyoing to me. bc honestly why else did u make this u didnt honestly think anyone 12-17 was gonna listen to ur post right?

10-15 years ago most ppl in the media diudnt even know what nonbinary meant its a completely different social landscape nowadays in terms of rights, recognition, and teen’s access to education on bigotry. most teens on tiktok or tumblr know about these subjects more than their parents do and u bringing up over a decade ago when u urself was 9-14 in the 2010s is not the same experience as those who r in the age of tiktok and twitter and modern youtube/twitch. teens online know more shit and activist have spread a lot of awareness easy to access in these decades that ppl who make dark humor jokes are aware the difference between joke and bigotry and aware of how distorted south park is on purpose. and if someone isnt and takes it at face value? yes they should stop watching and reassess their media literacy and the way they interact w/ information thats CLEARLY exaggerated. that is a failure on the teens part to watch a show meant for adults and not have critical thinking skills therefore that teen needs to be told point blank “ur stupid as fuck” then told the show is a comedy and satire not serious political discussion and they need to strop believing everything they see on tv like a dumbass and grow tf up. thats a teen yeah, and a dumbass one to be sure yeah? not every teen is like that tho and south park isnt the only reason they made bigoted remarks liek that.

saying south park introduced bigotry as funny to a lot of kids is actually just making me have to sit down for a second and look at most adult cartoons, most famous comedians, and look back at my middle school days and my current high school ones and most of the jokes kids would make. i am looking at a culture that make bigotry funny and kids who have been joking about shit like that openly for decades. its the most “think of the children!” type bs to say “hey south park specially is making it funny to be like that to kids. nothing eles kids woudlnt have done that w/out south park!” no i assure u the show definitely helped some kids become worst off but it is not solely south park that does this i have been hearing the most vile shit from kids around me for my whole life and that wasnt bc of south park its a cultural thing that south park has been born of and contributes to but is not the sole cause of and to say ppl wouldnt do that w/out south park is actually just ignorant. its funny because its forbidden and bad and punching down which r all things teens, specially young teens, love to do not bc south park made it funny specifically

the issue isnt sp bad no one watch it, the issue is ppl under the age of like 14 dont have good media literacy. the issue isnt “hey do NOT watch this show that has bad things in it” the issue is “Hey when u watch this show be aware of the issues it talks about and have urself educated on the topics and ur own stance son them bf u let a show about comedy first most shape ur opinions.” telling teens not to watch something thats incredibly popular and main stream is actually stupid ur not helping the core of the issue by painting it as an issue w/ the show when its an issue w/ the audience. teens like 16 and older can handle southpark ur old enough then to understand the difference between a joke and being a bigot. id say kids younger than that would need to be more aware of the issues they joke about and need to be educated on that stuff not forbidden from seeing it joked about and sheltered form hearing about it in blasé and rude ways bc that doesnt WORK.

south park is just going to become more enticing and appealing and then they will think ppl like U who say “teens shouldnt watch south park” w/out actually explaining “they dont have the mental capacity at that age to understand the nuance of dark humor” and not "they r stupid kids who need to be sheltered”, are wrong then will just go watch it

ESPECIALLY when u say teens who r actively watching south park r to allowed to enjoy and connect w/ the show bc u personally do not like it. like girl what. if someone whos a fan of the characters is making them queer has it crossed ur mind they may already be aware the show is bigoted in its humor and can actually CRITICALLY watch it w/out consuming all it says mindlessly. this post gives me the vibes u personally do NOT like dark humor or anything at the expense of a group which is valid! i know ppl who r sensitive or just plain uncomfortable w/ that stuff and thats fine! and hey i can be reading u wrong here and u litterly could have been well meaning and im just misinterpreting what ur saying but to ME is teenagers r not allowed to watch a show u deem too offensive. no. the answer is no to that teens can watch whatever the fuck they want and no one owes u being 100 percent pg all the time. Being straight up bigoted is NOT something south park EVER supported it makes light of everything and anything but the show in itself is first seeking to make an easy joke based off current events and has clearly show3n beign antisemitc, homophobic, racisit, sexist, ect IS bad bc the butt of the joke is never just the one discimated against but also the bigot who chose to do that(mainly cartman) and if u want op i can give u quotes and episodes but i dont think u actually want that. i think u want to see ur idea of the show and blame it for kids being cruel or making jokes out of bigotry and dont actually want to get that in fact some kids just like dark humor and need to be more educated on serious subjects

that means the issue is teens need to stop ONLY watching south park and watch other shows and be aware of social issues, but honestly? teens r also just dicks man, shielding them form south park will make them cling on to the next edgy ADULT media and then what? how does ur post help those teens stop making bigoted jokes? maybe instead of being reactionary about a form of media actually make a post that helps educate teens who dont understand the shit they talk about bc they saw it in the media and heard about it form their friends.

idk what teenager needs to hear this but please stop watching south park

[tweakerist]

are you or were you in any fandoms other than Southpark? Just wondering

yupppp i was into naruto at first after i read the manga a few years ago (DON'T JUDGE ILL CRY), then i went down the haikyuu rabbit hole, and now im still into chainsaw man and jujutsu kaisen along with a few other ongoing mangas, i also love it's always sunny in philadelphia, succession (i haven't seen the last season yet tho) and a few other tv shows but i don't have much time for them because of work :( i try to stick with sp on this blog because i don't wanna clutter your dashboards with content u don't care about :) even tho i don't actively participate on fandom things that aren't sp related im an enjoyer of many things lol i also love movies, especially horror

[vrisrezis]

Hi! I hope your requests are open because I wanted to ask for a platonic Southpark x reader fic (4th grade not Post COVID). Could you write a Cartman x reader who forgets to eat and almost passes out in class, causing Cartman to get mad and basically try to force them to eat quite a bit after school to make up for what they haven’t. Lol I just like the idea of Cartman being caring but also pissed. Thank you! If you don’t like the request just ignore this lol.

So cute I love this idea a lot <//3 I forget to eat all the time tbh lmao

Class was so boring. If you were being honest with yourself, you couldn’t tell if you were falling in and out of conscious due to tiredness or just because you haven’t ate anything today. It’s hard to remember to eat, especially so early in the damn morning. You wish lunch would come sooner, but you have two more fucking periods. You thought you were gonna throw up a whole ass hour ago, but that damn nurse just sent you back to class regardless. You were thankful nobody else caught on, especially not your close friends Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle.

Those guys were the closest friends you had (despite the fact they’re assholes). Despite this though, they worried about you greatly. This was because of your little habits. Those little habits being .. forgetting things. You forget things all the time. Even simple things normal people usually remember, such as eating. You forget to eat all the time, even when you’re hungry you forget to eat and get distracted by something. Sometimes you forget to sleep cause you got distracted on some game. The list goes on and on. You wished you weren’t so forgetful sometimes, but that’s just how you were.

Honestly, the one you were worried the most about was cartman. Sure, the other three would worry a lot about you.. but cartman got especially mad about the food thing. Food is clearly a passion of his.. right..? You hope that’s not mean to think but.. it does make sense why he’d be more angry about it. He loves eating, and can’t understand how somebody could forget to do something so important. Kenny would at least be forgiving.. even though he kinda struggles with getting food from time to time (which kinda makes you feel like a dick). Kenny actually thought you may have had a eating disorder, but you reassured him you really just forgot. Stan and Kyle believed you on that, but those two always get so concerned about you (which you don’t want).

But cartman always got the angriest, when Kyle is concerned for somebody, even he doesn’t get angry. But cartman? Pissed. But you didn’t have time to worry about the consequences of cartmans anger, because it was too late and you feel yourself passing out. You know you should .. say something. Any part of you that tries to keep this a secret from the bigger kid next to you goes out the window as you reach over and grab onto his arm.

He jolts from this sudden contact, confused for a moment and is about to yell at you before he notices your state. “oh shit!” and that alerts Stan and Kyle to tell Garrison what’s happening.

You were quickly sent to the nurse, unfortunately you could not be picked up from your parents (or any other guardian) and you can’t just walk home by yourself (you questioned why somebody can’t just walk with you, you were told that is just simply not possible), and were told to just stay there at the nurses office until school was over and you had somebody in school walk you home. The nurse didn’t have any food unfortunately, but she was able to at the very least get you some water to drink.

When school was finally over, the nurse told you that you apparently had a volunteer take you home. A part of you prayed it may have been Kenny, maybe even Stan and Kyle. But you knew better. Maybe a small part of you hoped for butters since you lived right next to eachother, but deep down you already knew who it was gonna be.

Eric Cartman.

The boy you’ve been dreading to see since you went in the nurses office. He was acting all innocent and nice to the teacher, even gave you a sweet smile. But you knew that wasn’t a sweet smile. You knew him too well. He was fucking pissed.

He held out his hand for you to grab, “we don’t need to-” “grab my hand.” he said in a warning tone. You knew better than to piss off the kid that made his own half brother eat his parents, so you obliged and grabbed his hand and walked out of the office and you grabbed your things and walked out with him to school, hand in hand. “Why are you holding my hand?” “Why aren’t you eating?” He snapped back, and you went silent. “Jesus Christ! What will it take for you to remember to eat every once in awhile!” He rolled his eyes. You’ll admit, you expected more than that.

As to which you were right. “Cartman this isn’t by my house.” I know that. I’m taking you to KFC.” “Oh.” “And then we’re going to McDonald’s. Wendys. Burger King (even though it tastes like ass),” he went on for awhile and he certainly didn’t disappoint. He took you to all of those places, and you felt like puking from how much you ate.

You had fun though, yeah cartmans a bit scary when you don’t eat but his anger doesn’t last for long and you two can just talk about normal things again.

And after that, he said “I hope you don’t do this again dumbass. You seriously know how to piss me off.”

[b0ytemper]

Went down a rabbithole on Twitter about this webcomic artist’s 20+ year descent into madness. He went like edgy southpark-y centrist chauvinist disillusioned with religion, America, and capitalism to:

> Christian guilt over an unhealthy relationship with porn

> starts dipping his toes into second-wave feminism

> anti-porn radfem

> all men are irredeemable lust-controlled deviants who can never change no matter how hard they want to and the only pure love that exists is attractive androgynous cis lesbians cuddling chastely

> discovers TERFism

> trans people being trans is The Patriarchy in disguise

> the woke queers and their pronouns are suppressing free speech and trying to cancel me 🥺🥺🥺

> QAnon

> the deep state of evil Jewish lizard people that control the world are trying to destroy The West and The Family and good ol salt of the earth Christian patriots and are putting tracking chips in the vaccines and Big Pharma wants to turn everyone into transhumanist mind control gender robots and they’re indoctrinating your children with 5G brainwaves and gay preschool sex education and the only salvation is anti-SJW Jesus

And what’s really tickling me is that it was all very gradual right up until he hit TERF/gender critical ideology and then rapidly devolved into a conspiracy-brained, paranoid alt-right christofacist what seemed like practically overnight. And I feel the need to post about this because it’s just so fucking batshit reading through all that feels like I ate bad meat and hallucinated so hard I fell through into another dimension and I need other people to know what I just witnessed so I can double check to make sure it’s real.

But also, one of his most recent strips that’s getting meme’d on is like some boomer Facebook uncle shit where a little blonde girl is like “mommy my teacher said people can change genders what if I wake up half girl half boy tomorrow?🥺 will I forget who I am?🥺🥺🥺”

And it’s just so indicative of why a good chunk of transphobia is an actual phobia because these people literally do not know who they are outside of the rigid social roles they’ve been described and the idea that these categories they’ve based their whole sense of self on for their whole lives are just arbitrary, constructed cultural ideas that are mutable and fuzzy is like gazing into the fucking void for them.

And I don’t want to be flippant with the “queerphobes are bigoted because they’re secretly queer lol” because while that can definitely happen it’s often an oversimplification of issues that gets used as a free pass for leftists to make homophobic jokes and we shouldn’t project identity onto people we don’t know

HOWEVER

That comic is so full of rotten-egg self loathing I can’t tell if I should laugh or go take a cold shower and somberly contemplate the state of the world. It’s sure something.

[twins-parted]

You know: why did I let stupid college boy movie snobs ruin the idea that every piece of media I consume has to have value and make me a better person / have a life altering epiphany ???

Like, I’m gonna be honest --- sometimes, while I’m sketching or just writing stuff: I will absolutely indulge the middle schooler in me & watch what my mom considered ‘ The Problematic Classics™ ‘: Southpark, Family Guy / American Dad, Futurama, etc. 

My mother hated all of these plus a few other shows on Toonami I watched in secret. Like, god why did I let ANYONE shit on those fond memories I have of being a sneaky little shit head ??? 

I used to get the biggest rush from waiting until my mom and grandma went to bed, turning on one of my mother’s ‘ banned ‘ shows, turning the volume down to barely a whisper and just basking in the idea I was being so edgy and sneaky. 

Those were good times. 

[im-the-pride-of-canceledmarines]

"....." Ned lying on the bed inside his own room wearing nothing at all and staring at the wall. His gaze upset.

The door softly opens as Jimbo looks inside. It's too dark for him to see.

"Ah come on...you've been inside here all day long. Don't you finally want to come to bed? I've got a little surprised for my dear kitten...OUCH HELL DAMNIT!!!"

Jimbo taking some steps into the room immediately tripped over Ned's old record player and almost slipped on the boxing glove.

"HECK why you gotta throw everything around that like that?! God damnit this room is more dangerous then traps build by charlies..."

Ned just stays silent, still staring at the ceiling, boiling inside at every single comment Jimbo makes.

"Ned! Do you even hear me??? You're still in here, stop trying to turn invisible! You can't hide that breathing noise!"

Ned couldn't, indeed. And right now he regretted it cause he'd rather disappear into thin air then seeing his husband.

"Hey...." Jimbo's hand finally found Ned, petting over the shoulder down the belly and....

".......hell aren't you cold all naked? Boy...we've got enough blankets...."

"...." Ned bit his teeth together. Get out of my room!

"Alright enough playing dead....!" Jimbo chuckled, wrapping his arms around Ned's chest, hoping his love would join the invitation and wrap his arm and stump around Jimbo's neck and shoulder.

"....." But Ned stayed limp, hoping that if he didn't move, Jimbo would leave him alone. Just like an animal playing dead making the predator lose interest.

"Awwww...is someone being a tired little kitten....?" Other then what Ned had hoped Jimbo let go of him again and ruffled Ned's hair. Soft little boy...

"......" Fuck you, I'm not your stuffanimal...

"Don't worry, Seargant Teddy's already hear to take you to bed...."

"....." Don't you DARE picking me up! Ned moved his lips, but not making a sound.

"Eh......alright. Suppose he's fast asleep." Jimbo chuckled, gently picking Ned up, leaning his head against his chest.

"....." Not again.... Ned let out a mute frown....how could he still be angry feeling this soft warm man....hearing his heart beat...? He decided to try to keep stubborn...though he couldn't help softly rubbing his nose against Jimbo's shirt, trying to remember the smell...

"See? I knew you missed me.....all alone in this terrible stinking room! Heck Ned did you EVER open up the window this year? Or are you trying to preserve that weed smell for all eternity?!"

Ned's eyes opened again. Smell...weed smell. Mhpf! No way he's gonna be a "good" boyriend today!

"You better close you're eyes now Neddy...." Jimbo warned Ned, who he wasn't quite sure if he was really sleeping now or just pretending to as he carefully not to trip again, walked out of Ned's room and into the bright corridor. Ned, automatically closed his eyes, considering he always took off his sunglasses inside the darkness of his 'hippie den'.

Outside Jimbo gently looked down at Ned.... aww...why was his little Neddy frowning?

"You know what, I didn't marry you to see you pouting at me....anyway you're soon gonna smile again, ha I know my little kitten ENJOYS getting one of Jimbo's special massages. Don't you? I know you do..." He went on carrying Ned, who was still pouting, into the shared bedroom, gently putting him on the soft matress.

"Can you imagine the first day I took that massage lesson and how good it felt to you? Give me five minutes and I'll make you the happiest man in all Southpark again!"

"...." How could I ever be that.... Ned thought in his mind, making a fist with his hand. Damn where did he put his voicebox when he needed it? Jimbo /really/ didn't get that he was NOT in the mood for ANY loving?!?!

Dimming the light and lightning a candle (woodland smell) Jimbo crawled onto the other side of the bed.

As he took out the massage oil and rubbing his hands with it he spoke, a tiiiny bit offended by Ned's pretending to be 'dead'.

"Hey...you know it's not that fun when you don't say anything....yeah hell I know, your voice....but you could at least LOOK at me or give me a hand sign........"

"...." Ned clenched his fist even more. Are you blind man??? Here's the fucking hand sign!

"......I know exactly what you need to relax my dear Neddy...." Jimbo grinned, "I'm gonna give you the best handjob in your life just after this....eh, what do you say? Garrison has thought my some exciting new techniques......"

Alright THAT was enough!!!

"Fuck...off...Jim...bo..." Ned opened his eyes, glaring over to him.

"Ah....what...what do you mean...? Look Ned if you're THAT impatient, I can jerk you off /before/ the massage part. No pressure...."

".....Are...you...deaf....?! I...said...."

Jimbo snuggled against Ned:

"Awww come on, give me five minutes and there's nothing to be grumpy about anym...."

SMACK! Ned punched the oily hands away. Then, before Jimbo could complay he sat up, poking his husband in the chest.

"I...said....don't....fu...cking....touch....me!"

Jimbo, frozen, pulled his hands off Ned. Staring between them, and the pissed off small man he gulped, swallowing down tears.

"But....but....but....why are you shouting at me? I....I am....I just wanted to...to give you an unforgettable evening and you....."

"You...know...why...."

"Hell I....I don't! Ned stop accusing me of something! I...I haven't done /anything/ wrong this time!"

".....my....tur..tle...neck...."

"What? Hell what does this have to do with it?"

"Where...is....it...?!" Ned's eyes PIERCED Jimbo with rage.

"I...I don't know what you talk about...."

".....!!!!" Ned had enough of this foolery!

"Give...me...my...pull...o..ver!!!"

"Ned you're being insane!! It's /just/ in the washing machine! Hell you're gonna get it back tomorrow evening now CALM the fuck down! It's just a piece of cloth!"

".....?!?!?!" Ned's eyes widened. JUST a piece of cloth!!! Jimbo had taken it WITHOUT asking first!!!

"Come on, Ned! It's not like I'm getting the smell completely out of it anyway...."

".....!!! May...be...but...what...a...bout...my....nose...?!"

"Eh come on, Ned. Stop treating that damn sweater like it's vital or something. Hell you gotta understand, I'm just SICK of chasing you through the whole house just to wash that damn pullover!!!"

"Then...don't...wash...it...!"

"BUT NED!!! Do you want everyone to think you're homeless?! Cause damnit sometimes it quite well stinks THAT much!!! Can't you fucking smell it?! IT'S GROSS!"

"I...can't...get...it...and...no...not...gross....beau...ti...ful....!!!"

"Ah to hell with you!! You know what?! I feel like I moved in with a /TEENAGER/ sometimes! Damn can you imagine one other person in this whole town with a husband who makes a fuss about a stupid old pullover?! How long do you plan to be pouting? A week? Two?"

Ned's pout suddenly broke, as he couldn't hold back the tears anymore. But...but....he /needed/ this pullover's smell....it was so....comforting...it made him feel save....and sane....Why couldn't Jimbo just u...u...understand?

"....The hell...and what do you expect me to do? You know what you can cry as much as you want! It's your own fault you hear! Hell there goes my romantic evening....."

Jimbo was pissed off, so pissed off he just turned around letting the tears run down Ned's face and blowing out the candle.

"Night...." Jimbo growled, lying down, facing away from Ned.

Ned couldn't believe it! How? Why?? First his pullover and now Jimbo was just....just....turning around like that?

AH SHIT! SHIT!!! Ned punched into his pillow like mad. Fuck it! Screw everything! If he could he would beat himself into a bloody pulp! How could he have acted so STUPID?! Jimbo was trying to do his best, and he? He messed up! Just because of some stupid, stupid pullover.....

Punch! Punch! Punch! ....

"HELL WILL YOU LIE DOWN NOW!!!!!!"

Ned froze. He hadn't heard Jimbo yell THIS loudly in their bedroom since they first moved in. Feeling kinda.....exhausted, too exhausted to fight any longer he let himself drop on the bed, curling up tightly, and letting his tears fall on his fist. Just not on the pillow...please...Jimbo shouldn't know he'd been crying all night long. How he wished he could burry his face into his beloved pullover right now.

[15berries]

My mini analysis on Craig as a boyfriend:

I remember the Buddah box episode brought us some DRAMA in the Creek fandom. Ones were all against Craig for ignoring Tweek, and it’s been a long time since that but I just wanted to make this statement in form of analysis.

I’m going to start in “Put it down” where show how Craig struggle to calm  down Tweek ‘cause he is a practical person. You know like “If my SO has a problem I’m going to find the solution to make him happy. EASY!” But he later figured out what tweek needed at the time, some empathy and be heard.

He was all caring in the episode (in the way Tweek didn’t need but he tried). Remember that Craig is a deadpan person and only looses it when something make him angry, so he doesn’t really knows how to deal with emotions, keep them inside maybe.

So In buddah box he just needed a moment. A person like Tweek really needs patience and atention, And for a person like Craig this may be a little to much from time to time

Well, I have to admit: sometimes, when me and Tweek are together it’s… it’s like he wants my atte-

Through all the episode he did not said he had anxiety like Cartman, he did not said something hurtful blaming Tweek, and remember all in South Park was using that box. I’m no saying that was the right thing to do but sometimes even in a healthy relationship you don’t want to talk or be around anyone,

Anxiety can make you feel unable to cope. But living with someone who has anxiety can be a bit of a roller coaster as well. We have to support our loved ones with their anxiety and try to understand their illness.

His anxiety make him feel like anything he says might sound wrong. That’s why we must nurture our loved ones, so they feel safe.

I’m taking the therapist words to explain the troubles in Craig and Tweek. We know that Craig does not have Anxiety Dissorder but we think Tweek actually DO. Maybe Craig can sometimes feels frustrated because he can’t  rationalize with Tweek’s anxiety and doesn’t want to say the wrong thing sooo he kept it to himself…inside a box

Also I want to point out that as a fans we want our little ones involved in the plot and this was the last episode after the doble episode finale and I think they fitted perfectly in this one without altering the plot so much. So the creators can have the story as they wanted and keeping us happy with our seasonal Creek with a sprinkle of angst

After this episode we only see Craig protesting already without his box (also the rest of SouthPark people). He maybe wants his Amazon stuff for the parade

And later  we see craig and tweek, each one with their families receiving Santa but I don’t think is relevant

I have the theory that Craig planned the tandem bike duo himself as a date because we did not see him at any protest. The only thing we know about Tweek is that his parents business went down and his parents tried joining Amazon (but not return after day one nor joint the strike) I’m going to assume that was a surprise date to Tweek. And I think they look really cute

I don’t know if I made sense in all this post. I hope you find it at least entertaining. Craig is my second favorite character (first one is Tweek) so it makes me sad someone hating him or thinks he acts poorly towards Tweek

[multimetaverse]

Andi Mack 3x17 Review

Arts and Inhumanities was a mostly good ep that struggled at times and sheds some light on what was cut and what was re-shot. Let’s dig in!

Re-shoots:

Adding a new section for this review since this is the first ep where the re-shoots and cuts really had a noticeable impact. The last Muffy scene at the school was definitely a re-shoot and it looks like the pro player plot will be something brief and focused on Buffy herself rather than Muffy, maybe even just some sort of montage, though why they decided to add that in I do not know. 

Originally for 3x17, Garren was only on set the Saturday they shot the bowling alley scenes which were quite brief and didn’t really have a defined ending. He was on set for two days for the cut farm wedding ep so we’ve definitely lost a minute or two of Muffy scenes even with their replacement scene in 3x17. Which is sad for them but does actually bring down Marty to 3 eps in 3c just like TJ and puts Muffy and Tyrus at close to equal screen time. 

It’s clear that these eps are taking place fairly quickly after one another and that likely the farm wedding would have been the very next weekend in universe with Something to Talk A-Boot taking place the school week after the wedding. It also means that regardless of what Muffy scenes we got at the farm, it ended in the same place as 3x17 with Marty telling Buffy they’re better off as friends which would have come off as pretty contrived at the wedding where he was her plus one. And still does tbh, but it makes sense that he wouldn’t want to get himself turned down again and it sets up Buffy having to confess in the finale. 

I also wonder if the Cyrus and Jonah and Amber scenes at the school were also re-shoots. Afaik it wasn’t snowing when they were originally filming 3x17 in November and it was snowing when they filmed the school scenes for the re-shoots. Josh was on set that morning but left early that same afternoon which would fit with his brief role in the Jamber breakup. It may also explain why his ‘counselling’ of Amber didn’t really amount to much and if Jamber broke up at the farm wedding it would explain why she was even there and why Amber asks Jonah for space in 3x18. 

Ham filmed some scenes for what was either 3x16 or 3x17 and there’s no talk of the wedding in 3x17 or even any sign that Bex and Bowie had an emotional talk just a couple days ago in universe. Obviously the new wedding is at the gazebo in 3x19. No mention of Celia and it seems likely that she may not appear again until 3x19 which is a sad loss of screen time for Lauren Tom. 

Josh said some key plot drivers would be moved into 3x17 and the Muffy friendzoning definitely was and the Jamber breakup may have been. It also fits with Josh’s public comments, a week before he went back for re-shoots he posted an ask and talked about an upcoming ep they filmed at a farm where they were in suits so clearly he thought the farm wedding was still happening. Then as the re-shoots were wrapping up he warns us that things have been shuffled and cut but that the story will still make sense which fits with him learning the farm wedding had been cut and that quick re-shoots were done for the most important plot events. 

 It does raise the question of how much filler there was at the wedding if two major plot points could be boiled down to 2ish minutes of screen time combined. Certainly the main reason the farm wedding was cut was because of a lot of Ham screen time and the expense of re-shooting it but if a lot of the scenes aside from the wedding ceremony itself weren’t all that important than it would explain why they felt able to cut it. Now on to the ep itself.

Positives:

Really liked the Mack family scenes tonight, you could really see the familial chemistry that the actors have and it was great seeing Bex and Bowie being so supportive of Andi.

SAVA looks like a place Andi would love. Obviously she gets in (or gets in to another art school elsewhere) and I wonder how she overcomes the entrance requirements. 

Loved the dance moms line. And the girlfriend in Canada and blame Canada lines. Didn’t think I’d ever hear a Southpark reference in a Disney show. 

Really nice to see the kids just being normal kids and going to see movies

Emily had another great performance, 3x16 and 3x17 have been the most Amber development we’ve ever gotten. We see her hanging with some other girls and going to see a movie and learn that she’s really good at chess.

Jonah’s a mess but I always enjoy seeing him be dumb. 

Pleasantly surprised that they didn’t make Cyrus good at chess and very glad that he didn’t actually get to play therapist because therapist! Cyrus is boring and rarely gives good advice. 

Liked the callbacks to Cyrus wheezing and losing his shoes in the last Cyrus and Jonah scene. And Cyrus actually apologized! Glad he learned his lesson from when he betrayed Buffy back in S2. 

Muffy scenes were good if brief. We really saw why they work when Marty insisted that Buffy needs to see a doctor, neither Cyrus nor Andi have the confidence to call her out when she’s wrong.

Not surprised that they made Rachel unlikable, it’s really the only way to excuse Marty’s emotional cheating. She didn’t even get his jokes!

Buffy’s ‘’why not?’’ was very revealing and Marty really isn’t doing a good job pretending to not like Buffy anymore.

Negatives:

It’s nice to get Amber development but not this late and not like this. There’s just no stakes to this plot because no one cares about Jamber and the show hasn’t given us any reasons to. Sometimes it seems like they went with Jamber just because they needed to keep Jonah as someone’s love interest while avoiding getting him back with Andi. 

Wild that Amber was in 7 out of 25 aired eps in S2 and will be in 10 out of 20 aired eps in S3. There really was no need to have her be in so many eps. 

Jonah’s character has taken a real beating. He comes off as untrustworthy, immature, flighty, and unreliable. It’s one thing to tear a character down but when is he going to be built back up?

Real missed opportunity not to circle back to Jonah and Amber’s financial issues, or Jonah’s anxiety, or Amber’s home life in any capacity when all those issues play into how their relationship has gone.

I know it was a gag but I didn’t like Amber having a set up chess board already there under the table. 

We’ve seen eps before in S1 and S2 where Andi is off doing her own thing and the other kids are left to their own devices but I’ve never been a fan of those kinds of eps. It makes it feel like the other main kids exist on a separate show. 

Looking Ahead:

Jonah scaring Andi is a callback to 2x14 and looks like Andi closing the laptop leads to her accidentally submitting her application to SAVA. 

No clue if the bit in 3x17 about Amber wanting Jonah to write her a song is supposed to remind us of Jonah’s singing and set up You Girl but that’s coming up soon.

Buffy is on crutches and is going to coach from the bleachers which explains why they only filmed game scenes for part of one day.

Nice to see Kaitlin back and looks like we see her at the game and at school.

I know a lot of people think Kira shows up at the game to save the day but I don’t think we see her again until the finale. For one we have several days of TJ scenes and she’s not in them so clearly something has changed on his end. And Raquel was never shy about promoting her time on the show and she always made sure to post from set for eps 7, 13, 15, and 20. If she is in 3x18 then it would mean she deliberately didn’t post from set that week and updated her imdb but left that one ep out which is a level of deception and secrecy we’ve never seen from any of the recurring actors and really doesn’t seem to fit with her personality. 

Not shocking that Tyrus isn’t in the promo, they don’t usually show the B plots in the next on promo, that was typically saved for the extended promos Disney used to air. They also didn’t show any of the Amber and Jonah C plot either.

I think next week will be a great ep and I’m looking forward to seeing what that Tyrus moment in the gym is, be it hand holding or a hug or something else.

This was the last ep to not be directed by either Paul Hoen or Michelle Manning. Something to Talk A-Boot was the last ep to feature the school or the spoon (before the re-shoots at least). 

The timeline actually makes sense! 3x13 was around the end of October as costume day was a Halloween stand in and now it’s mid to late November with the SAVA application due at the end of November and the finale taking place not later than mid December in universe most likely. 

And one last thing, because of the Fourth of July holiday in the USA the ratings for 3x17 won’t be out until Tuesday afternoon at the earliest rather than the usual Monday release date

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Micole’s Birthday

Here is another drawing of Micole And I Anyway, here is a drawing of Micole And I on Micole's birthday. Since it is Micole's Birthday, I decided to take her out on a Birthday date. After the date, we went to the part and sat down next to each other. I gave a cake, and few moment's later I gave her a kiss on her cheeck. Micole had such a great date. Enjoy. Happy Birthday Micole Micole and Cole (Southparksona) Belong to me South Park Belong to Trey Parker And Matt Stone Art made by  me 

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[chaoscryptid-inc]

Emotionless (mirrorverse backstory)

Why is she crying? She shouldn't be...she was supposed to have no emotions, that was one of her key features. Val would hold her mother's mask that was given to her a long time ago.

5/29/20XX

"You're giving me your mask,why?" Her mother would just smile and say "Cause you, my precious daughter will one day run this organization." "But how would I run it if we keep moving?" That was the first time she asked.

Her mother frowned as she explained "The reason why is because they are after you...the perfect killer. They see you as a weapon than a human being..." "How am I perfect?"Val would ask with that emotionless look on her face. "Well sweetheart, you don't react to tragedy and have no emotions..." She then went silent for a moment. "Well it's time to train Val...your father should be outside."

That was the last time Val saw her father alive that day.

09/1/20XX

New town, new start and honestly Southpark was a shitty place to move to. But Val didn't care really she wouldn't make any friends anyways. After unpacking Val was already picking fights with the neighboring kids.

11/11/20XX

Val went out to raid a place for any valuables and weapons but coming back made her panic for the first time. Her home was damaged and when she went inside everything was thrashed, destroyed. She looked for her mother and when she found her, she was dead. Val's mother hung from the ceiling, the Raiders killed her.

Present Day.

She held the mask tightly as these repressed emotions flooded out all at once. Grief,guilt, and rage is what she felt at that moment. Who knew meeting that boy broke down those walls, causing this sudden change to her.